While there are a few Abridged Series of Creator/{{CLAMP}}'s TsubasaReservoirChronicle out there, two are particularly notable. Emerging at around the same time, they take very different (but equally entertaining) approaches to the series.

Also be sure to check out their interaction with respect to the [[TheWarOfTheAbridgedSeriesCreators Abridged War]] which is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBkaDVLoxKs quite]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKLu—zqftI frankly]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFeggUmVLU0 hilarious]].

!!! [[http://uk.youtube.com/user/ChibiTotalObelisk ChibiTotalObelisk's]] Series
->''"Argh! I'm getting attacked by my own handwriting!"''

Very heavy on {{shout out}}s and pop culture references. Surprisingly successful (considering this is a CLAMP series) in downplaying the HoYay.

The series stopped at episode 10 and as of 7th October 2011 ChibiTotalObelisk's Website/YouTube account had been taken down.
This show provides examples of:
* BerserkButton: Nobody insults LuckyStar
* BlackComedyRape: In episode 10 Fay rapes the Angelic Layer rference.
* HypocriticalHumor: Sakura's first appearance
* {{Leitmotif}}: Kurogane and Syaoran's theme songs appear to be the source of their fighting abilities
* SmallReferencePools: Averted and Lampshaded when Syaoran becomes convinced that Dr. Kyle is [[Series/DoctorWho the Valeyard]], no-one has a clue what he's talking about.
* ShoutOut: Lots of them, the series also claims to be "The first abridged series to include a ''Series/DoctorWho'' reference"!
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: Fay points this out in the trailer closely followed by various spellings scrolling up the screen (including Flip, F*ck and Flippin Eck!)
* TalkingToHimself: To be expected in an abridged series. [=ChibiTotalObelisk=] does nearly all the voice in the series while his brother has made a few appearances so far as [[strike: Kiishimu]] [[Radio/ImSorryIllReadThatAgain Lady Constance De Covelete]] (and her [[DemashitaPowerpuffGirlsZ evil servant]]) and one of the Overfiend's obesse sons.

!!! ** [[http://uk.youtube.com/user/JuliaZeeGreat JuliaZeeGreat's]] Series
As a [[FanGirl CLAMP-ophile]], Julia tends to make more references to other Creator/{{CLAMP}} series and push the Creator/{{CLAMP}} related tropes further than other Tsubasa AbridgedSeries. Unlike [=ChibiTotalObelisk=], she turns the HoYay UpToEleven.
This show provides examples of:
* ADayInTheLimelight: How unexpected, an entire episode devoted to someone other than Syaoran.
* AllMenArePerverts: From Manga/XxxHOLiC: The Abridged Movie;
-->'''Yuuko''': There are mysterious things in the universe, and among the most mysterious are the creeps who like to look at me naked. Stop looking you perverts!
* BachelorAuction: Chun Hyang forces Fay and Kurogane into one of these.
* BeautyEqualsGoodness: "You're too ugly to be a good guy."
* BornLucky: Sakura is told that she is "CLAMP's favorite daughter", therefore making her this. She ends up wondering what Kamui did to piss CLAMP off so badly.
* CampGay: Fay
--> '''Sakura:''' Mr. Fay made it! He's good at stuff like cooking... sewing... interior decorating...
* CharacterExaggeration: A few of these. Fay is by far the most blatant with his constant sexual advances towards Kurogane and compulsive lying.
* ChirpingCrickets
* ComedicSociopathy: Tomoyo is prone to this, in both her original world and Piffle.
* CompensatingForSomething: Yuuko accuses Kurogane of this.
* CrossdressingVoices: It's pretty obvious that all of the characters are voiced by a woman, even the male ones. This was averted recently when [[CLAMPSchoolDetectives Nokoru Imonoyama]] was introduced.
** Also averted in Manga/XxxHOLiC [[TheMovie The Abridged Movie]] in which Doumeki and Watanuki are both voiced by men.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: "It feels like every brain cell in my head is turning on the one next to it and they're all setting each other on fire."
* DarkerAndEdgier: Damn you, teenage angst!
* DeadpanSnarker: Fay does this sometimes.
-->'''Primela:''' I call upon the [[PowerOfRock powers of pop stardom!]]
-->'''Fay:''' Oh, so you're [[TakeThat going to lip synch?]]
* DepravedHomosexual: Fai and Seishiro.
* {{Ephebophile}}: Seishiro. His love of teenage boys causes the world to become unstable in episode 21.
* {{Fanservice}}: Touya and Yukito are brought back just to provide fangirl fodder. Touya's not very happy about it.
-->'''Touya:''' Call me Touya, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch.]]
* {{Filler}}: "Never underestimate the power of stretching out the plot"
* GodCreatedCanonForeigner: Shogo denies being this.
--> '''Sakura:''' Oh, for the love of God! You were not in the Manga/{{X1999}} manga! They only wrote you into the movie because they hadn't come up with Kakyo yet. That's it, I'm jumping. [[DrivenToSuicide I'd rather kill myself than listen to more of you talk]]!
* [[GodOfEvil Goddesses of Evil]]: In Manga/MiyukiChanInWonderland [[TheAbridgedSeries Abridged]] it's revealed that Creator/{{CLAMP}} themselves are this. They are also implied to be an EldritchAbomination.
-->'''Miyuki-Chan''': Why are you so mean to your creations?
-->'''CLAMP''': [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: [[For The Evulz Because ]]
[[ItAmusedMe it amuses us]]!]]
* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: Kurogane in episode 3
-->'''Syoran:''' Hi, Mr. Kurogane, sir.
-->'''Kurogane:''' I was not looking at him like that!
* HeWhoMustNotBeHeard: Ryuu-oh's mic is broken, so he has to use the text chat. This results in a lot of LeetLingo. "l33t txt skillz, n00bs! lol!"
** It continues in season 2, where he presumably has the ability to talk; he's just really creeped out by Syaoran.
* HotterAndSexier: Damn you, teenage hormones!
* HoYay: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] and parodied. Constantly.
* IdiotBall: Pretty much everyone in Jade Country
* ImagineSpot: Fai's wish.
-->'''Kurogane''': I am completely and irrevocably in love with you! Allow me to offer you my virginity. And this t-bone steak. And this trophy.
* INeedAFreakingDrink: Yuuko thinks this in the second episode when dealing with the gang
* {{Jerkass}}: Mokona
* LeetLingo: Ryuu-oh
* {{Lolicon}}: Syaoran accuses Yuuko of this.
* MediumAwareness: Fai.
* {{Metaphorgotten}}: "Maybe we should keep him on a leash. With a spiked collar. And leather straps. And by ''we,'' I mean ''I''."
* MostDefinitelyNotAVillain: Dr. Kyle
* MrExposition: Fay, since he's the only one who has [[AllThereInTheManual read the manga]].
** Although Kurogane has been trying to catch up to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfldg73WlQA speed]].
** Touya also gets to do this in episode 13: "Well, exposition exposition exposition, further exposition, flashback, flashback..."
* MurderTheHypotenuse: Chun Hyang tries this on Sakura.
* OneDialogueTwoConversations:
-->'''Kurogane:''' I did not sign up to be used as slave labour.
-->'''Fay:''' You know, they've left us all alone together in this house
-->'''Kurogane:''' Making us do all the work...
-->'''Fay:''' Nobody around for miles...
-->'''Korogane:''' Those brats and the bunny should be helping us do this
-->'''Fay:''' Who knows what sort of dirty things could happen between two consenting adults
-->'''Kurogane:''' Are we talking about the same thing?
* PokemonSpeak: Kusanagi.
* PsychoLesbian: Tomoyo. Lampshaded by Sakura:
-->'''Sakura''': Must protect virginity from crazy lesbian!
* SouthernBelle: Souma has the accent, at least.
* StayInTheKitchen: Syaoran tells Sakura that she can't be in the fight because fighting is a man's job.
-->'''Syaoran:''' Now go make me a sammich, woman!
-->'''Sakura:''' Well, screw you too.
* UnusualEuphemism:
-->'''Fai:''' We should celebrate this later. Alone. In my bedroom. [[DontExplainTheJoke And by celebrate, I mean have]]
-->'''Kurogane:''' Why don't you go celebrate yourself?
** Another example from a flashback Sakura was having:
-->'''Touya''': Stay out of my room Sakura. Yukito and I are gonna go...study. Yeah, that sounds good.
-->(''slams door shut, and romantic music plays in the background'')
-->'''Touya''': Oh Yukito, [[BiggerIsBetterInBed your brain is so big!]]
-->'''Sakura''': (''After flashback'') Oh my God...[[LateToThePunchline THEY WEREN'T STUDYING AT ALL, WERE THEY!?]]
* YaoiFangirl: Sakura, if this dialogue is anything to go by.
-->'''Fay''': [[OrphanedPunchline And that's]] [[BrickJoke what Kurogane and i did in the woods!]]
-->'''Sakura''': Oh, wow. I'm going to go take a cold shower. Or three.
* YaoiGuys / TokenYuriGirls: Both are lampshaded and mocked heavily. Both terms are referred to as "CLAMP friends".
* YuriFan: Nokoro and Fai both sound a little too enthusiastic to hear Tomoyo talking about [[LesYay taking off Sakura's clothes and having a pillow fight with her]]. In [[TheCasanova Nokoro's]] case this might overlap with GirlOnGirlIsHot.