''*[[WalkieTalkieStatic Chhhk]]*''

''[[DangerDeadpan Tropers and tropesses, this is your captain speaking]]. We are currently cruising at an [[ReadingsAreOffTheScale immeasurable altitude]], and will be [[ComingInHot unexpectedly forced to make an emergency crash landing]] in approximately [[ExactTimeToFailure three and a half hours]]. The fasten seatbelts light has been switched off, so you may feel free to [[DeathInTheClouds murder your fellow passengers under mysterious circumstances]], but please be aware that [[RuleOfDrama drama dictates]] there be a GreatDetective on board at all times. Our [[SexyStewardess impossibly glamorous cabin crew]] will soon be along to provide you with FanServiceWithASmile, and in the meantime, please enjoy our fine selection of tropes related to aircraft and air travel.''


+ SkydivingTropes

* AirborneAircraftCarrier
* AirplaneOfLove
* AirstrikeImpossible
* [[UsefulNotes/{{Airships}} Airships]]
* AirVoyance
* BlackHelicopter
* BuzzingTheDeck
* ClipItsWings
* CoolPlane
* CrashCourseLanding
* DangerDeadpan
* DeathInTheClouds
* DisposablePilot
* EpisodeOnAPlane
* EveryHelicopterIsAHuey
* FutureCopter
* GiantFlyer
* HammerspaceParachute
* HelicopterBlender
* HelicopterFlyswatter
* HellishCopter
* ImprobablePilotingSkills
* JustForTheHeliOfIt
* JustPlaneWrong
* LandingGearShot
* LookMaNoPlane
* MidairRepair
* MileHighClub
* MissingManFormation
* OceanicAirlines
* ParachuteInATree
* PardoPush
* PlaneSpotting
* SexyStewardess
* ShortLivedAerialEscape
* SpacePlane
* StukaScream
* ThoseMagnificentFlyingMachines
* TurbineBlender
* WingMan
* WrongParachuteGag
''[[Film/SnakesOnAPlane That's it!]] [[Creator/SamuelLJackson I've]] [[MemeticMutation had it with these]] [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife time-consuming tropes]] on this time-consuming plane! Strap yourselves in, I'm gonna open some webpages!''