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->'''Gordon:''' No! [[MadScientist He's attempting to modify Jennifer!]]
->'''[[DVDCommentary Prinny]]:''' Can she shoot missiles from her boobs now?
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Disgaea|Hour of Darkness}}''

For reasons usually related to RuleOfSexy or RuleOfFunny, a woman's chest area is sometimes chosen as the source for some projectile. It could be anything from a weapon to a light show, just that it's not something that should come out of breasts (or usually even the human body).

Named for a nickname kids in TheFifties and TheSixties gave the "Bullet Bra" (a brassiere whose cups had a distinct conical shape, designed to.. um.. 'bolster' a lady's look, whether she was [[SweaterGirl wearing a sweater]] or [[PimpedOutDress a grand evening gown]]).

A SubTrope of ChestBlaster.

Compare VictoriasSecretCompartment.

Contrast BreastAttack (when the breast is the target instead).
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!!Examples:

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[[folder:{{Anime}} and {{Manga}}]]
* Aphrodite A from ''Anime/MazingerZ'', which uses a breast missile attack (much to the annoyance of its pilot, Sayaka Yumi). This example is the TropeCodifier, referenced or parodied in many of the entries below. (And traumatizing and[=/=]or intriguing viewers on either side of the Pacific for decades.) Diana A from the same series and Venus A (from ''Anime/GreatMazinger'') use the same attack.
** The ''Manga/MazingerAngels'' spin-off manga gleefully {{Flanderize}}s this trope, using Aphrodite A and the other {{FemBot}}s from the franchise and giving them an increasingly ridiculous array of weapons based on this trope.
* ''{{Mahoromatic}}'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-lkSIrwo1A parodies]] the above with a scene where Mahoro fires breast missiles from a missile launcher disguised as a padded bra.
* In ''Anime/LupinIIIAlcatrazConnection'', Lupin disguises himself as a woman during the opening, and squeezes sleeping gas out of his breats, knocking out the guards who were trying to chase him.
* ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'': in ''[[TheMovie Lagann-hen]]'', the Tengen Toppa Yoko W Tank has breast missiles. With shark teeth.
* This is parodied in ''Manga/AhMyGoddess'' with the robot Sigel. She attacks Banpei with her RocketPunch and he blocks it. She opens her dress, revealing her BarbieDollAnatomy, and..
-->'''Sigel:''' BREAST MISSILES, AWAY!...Why didn't they fire?
-->'''Skuld:''' You, uh...don't HAVE any.
** Skuld later explains that these are plug covers. (They cover plugs for recharging her)
* Bijinder in the ''{{Kikaider}}'' OVA series, where she fires lasers out of her boobs.
* Gray the Ninelives has an interesting variant in the anime version of ''{{Trigun}}''. Perhaps they're more Torpedo-Pecs?
* [[CuteyHoney Re: Cutey Honey]] Golden Claw has this.
* ''QueensBlade'' gives us Melona the slime girl, who, among other things, can fire acid from her breasts by squeezing them.
* In ''Anime/ZeroZeroNineOne'', cyborg superspy Mylene Hoffman has her breasts modified to fire from the nipples, making sure that even if she's only covered by a ModestyBedsheet, she's never unarmed.
* Lampshaded in ''DrSlump''. Shortly after being constructed in the first episode, [[RobotGirl Arale]] asks if she can shoot her breasts. Her creator angrily informed her of course she could NOT.
* ''MacademiWasshoi'' also parodies the Aphrodite A example. Unfortunately, the [[PettingZooPeople dog girl]] [[HumongousMecha giant robot]] [[RobotMaid maid's]] breast missiles also serve as the cockpits for two of the pilots.
* In the ''Manga/RosarioToVampire'' anime, [[HornyDevils Ageha]], Kurumu's mother, uses this once.
* One of the early exiled-devils the [[HighSchoolDXD Occult Research Club]] fights fires off ''nipple lasers''.
* Miiko the devilman (not the ''titular'' ''{{Devilman}}'', just one of the others that join's Akira's devilman army) shoots a highly corrosive acid from her demon-possessed breasts.
* In ''PaniPoniDash'', Rei gains this power inside the world of [[CloudCuckoolander Himeko]]'s dream.
* [[RobotGirl Kagami]] from ''LightNovel/SasamisanAtGanbaranai'' is capable of manifesting rocket launchers from just about any part of her body, including (memorably seen in Episode 1) her breasts.
* A variation occurs in ''JojosBizarreAdventure''. Minor villain Mariah stuffs her shirt with bolts, nails, and nuts, which become projectile weapons when her enemies get magnetized by her stand.
* Metal Robotnik in ''SonicTheHedgehogTheMovie'' has missiles that are launched from that general area.
--> '''Metal Robotnik/[[Website/Fireball20XL Black Eggman]]:''' [[CallingYourAttacks Nipple Missiles, Go!]]
--> '''Tails:''' What did he just say?
* ''Manga/Kurohime'': One of the lesser goddesses has drill missiles for breasts.
** If it makes you feel better, her estranged husband had sword-catching multi-hands. So... yeah.
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[[folder:CardGames]]
* The enemy encounter [[PunnyName Miss Ile]] in ''[[TabletopGame/{{Munchkin}} Star Munchkin]]''.
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[[folder:ComicBooks]]
* In ''FinalCrisis Aftermath: Run'', the Human Flame gets a power upgrade that, among other things, allows him to shoot fire from where his nipples used to be.
* ''ComicBook/TankGirl'' is often depicted with [[http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518VFZTE67L._SL500_AA300_.jpg actual torpedoes]] attached to her chest.
* {{Viz}} once featured "Robot Nun - She's Got Tommy-Gun Tits!", who burst into a space church and massacred the congregation with automatic weapons on mammary mounts.
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[[folder:{{Film}}]]
* Frau Farbissina's Fembots in ''Film/AustinPowers'' use guns their nipples as weapons, which he calls "machine gun jubblies".
** Lifted directly from Ursula Andress in ''TheTenthVictim'' (1965).
* Not launched as such, but in ''[[Franchise/ThePinkPanther The Pink Panther Strikes Again]]'', one member of the CarnivalOfKillers who tries to take out Clouseau is a man in drag with spikes that shoot out of his fake breasts. He tries to kill Clouseau by hugging him.
* In ''Film/{{RoboGeisha}}'', Kikuyakko's first cybernetic upgrade is to have her right breast converted into a machine gun. (Her left breast? The trigger.) Additionally, the Tengun fire acidic breast milk from theirs.
* The 'Power Pasties' in the soft-porn spoof ''Flesh Gordon'' shoot laser beams. Used for RuleOfFunny when Gordon ends up wearing them.
* Sofia Vergara in ''[[Film/{{Machete}} Machete Kills]]'', per [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/and-now-an-imagined-robert-rodriguez-career-retros,93436/ this poster]].
* ''The Ambushers,'' a DeanMartin "Matt Helm" vehicle, features a smaller caliber version of this in which each cup of a secret agent's bra is actually a gun.
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[[folder: {{Jokes}}]]
* An old joke tells of a woman who made a wish to a genie for her breasts to grow, and the genie made it so that they grow a size every time someone apologized to her (God knows why). The next day as she walked down the street, a man bumped into her, saying "Excuse me." Her breasts grew a size. Another woman bumped into her, saying, "Pardon me." The woman's breasts grew a size. Later in the day, she bumped into a Japanese gentleman who knocked her over. As she stood, the Japanese man bowed and said, "A thousand apologies." The head lines in the next day's paper read, "man killed by speeding torpedoes."
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[[folder:{{Literature}}]]
* In Raymond Briggs' picture book "The Tin-Pot Foreign General and the Old Iron Woman" (an anvilicious allegory of the Falklands War) the [[MargaretThatcher Old Iron Woman]] has cannons in her breasts which fire when she is excited.
* One of Timothy Zhan's ''Cobra'' novels features the first female Cobra, a group of cyborg soldiers. At their basic training, there is discussion of new weapons and upgrades, but ultimately these are not ready for deployment. One of the male recruits whispers something to his buddy that makes him laugh, and the instructor insists he repeat it so everyone can hear. The joke was that the female Cobra cadet could perhaps conceal an anti-aircraft battery in her chest (note that the character had not been described as particularly well-endowed.)
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[[folder:LiveActionTV]]
* Metal Alice, the one major female villain from ''Series/TensouSentaiGoseiger'', can fire breast missiles in a similar vein to Aphrodite A.
** Keris from ''Series/ChourikiSentaiOhranger'' could fire lasers from her nipples in giant monster form.
* In one of the many, many sketches on ''Series/TheBennyHillShow'', Benny is playing a secret agent in a trenchcoat. A sexy female spy corners him and shoots him -- with breast guns. When these miss, Benny counterattacks by opening his trenchcoat and letting loose with [[SomethingElseAlsoRises hands-free machine gun fire]].
* In universe example from LifeWithDerek, the video game [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Babe]] [[Franchise/TombRaider Raider]] has the heroine shoot missiles from her ample chest.
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[[folder:Music]]
* The cover of Busdriver's album [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_Cleavage Cosmic Cleavage]].
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[[folder:MusicVideos]]
* In the video of "Firework" by KatyPerry, shots show fireworks coming from her chest area. (The implication is more that they're coming from her heart than her breasts, though, in line with the theme of the song - other people in the video, one of them male, also get fireworks shooting from their chests.)
** Then there's the video for "California Gurls", which features whipped cream.
* Music/LadyGaga and:
** Her bra with machine guns attached in the video for "Alejandro".
** Her flamethrower bra in the video for ''Bad Romance'' and also at times in live concerts.
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[[folder:TabletopGames]]
* In ''BattleTech'' some mechs are armed with missile launchers, or guns on their breasts.
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[[folder:VideoGames]]
* ''VideoGame/RedneckRampage'' - One of the alien weapons is a pair of machine gun tits attached to a purple chrome bra. [[FanDisservice Worn by a skinny male redneck.]]
* Joked about in the [[DVDCommentary Prinny Commentary]] in the NintendoDS version of ''VideoGame/{{Disgaea|Hour of Darkness}}''.
* In ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom'', [[VideoGame/MegaMan Roll's]] special attack "Hyper Roll" can launch missiles from her chest.
* This scene from ''SpaceQuest 5''. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edRFiphG-1k at 8:50]].
* The [[spoiler:Lavos Core first form]]'s beam attack near the end of ''VideoGame/ChronoTrigger''.
* Some of Argilla's attacks in ''DigitalDevilSaga'' launch from the mouths in her breasts -- mostly any form of BreathWeapon, as she doesn't ''have'' a mouth on her face.
* The Hooter Shooter bra in ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry 5'', which you use to defeat the BigBad at the end.
* The Indie Game Shoot 1 up has a [[http://www.the2bears.com/?p=2303 boss]] with these
* Given [[PhantasyStarIV Demi's]] insistence that the rest of the party turn around while she installs it, and the attack animation when she uses it, her Phonomezer is likely one of these (although it fires sound waves).
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[[folder:{{Webcomics}}]]
* In [[http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=236415&pool_id=81 one strip]] of the beach vacation arc of ''Webcomic/LifeOfMaid'', Flandre slaps Sakuya in the back, which ends up knocking one of Sakuya's pads out to hit Remilia in the face and triggering Sakuya's BerserkButton in the process.
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[[folder:WebOriginal]]
* Featured in the ToplessRobot logo.
* The entire premise of the website [[http://www.lazertits.com/ Lazer Tits.]]
* A rare male version: The {{UTAU}} Namine Ritsu is a WholesomeCrossdresser cute boy with actual Torpedo Tits.
* In [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO8-FC3USok Episode 4]] of ''WebVideo/ChainmailBikiniSquad'', the redhead got really annoyed when normal spells wouldn't work, but a swarm of magic missiles from her chest did.
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[[folder:WesternAnimation]]
* The Riot Bots from ''GetEd'' wield a variety of weapons. One weapon is a pair of cone-shaped laser cannons that appear on their chests.
* In an episode of ''{{Sealab 2021}}'', Quinn rebuilds Captain Murphy into a cyborg with flamethrower tits. Or as the captain calls them:
--> '''Murphy''': "D-cups!" [=*fwoooosh*=] "Full of JUSTICE!"
* ''{{Rejected}}'': You're watching the Family Learning Channel! And now: angry ticks fire out of my nipples!
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