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''[[DescribeTopicHere Son, where did you learn to describe tropes about drugs?]]''\\
[[DescribeTopicHere You, Dad! I learned it by watching YOU!]]

Kids, talk to your parents about tropes.

See also PharmacologyTropes.
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[[index]]
[floatboxright:
Categories:
+ TheSmokingSection
+ HardDrinkingTropes
]

* AddictionDisplacement
* AddictionPowered
* AddictiveMagic
* AddledAddict
* TheAggressiveDrugDealer
* AlcoholInducedIdiocy
* AlienCatnip
* ArtisticStimulation
* BeatBag
* BetterThanSex
* BingeMontage
* BitsOfMeKeepPassingOut
* BottledHeroicResolve
* ButLiquorIsQuicker
* CaffeineBulletTime
* ChemicalMessiah
* CigaretteOfAnxiety
* ComfortFood (If binge-eating is the high of choice)
** HeartbreakAndIceCream
** PostStressOvereating
* CompressedAbstinence - not exclusively drug-related, but can have examples.
* CompressedVice - not exclusively drug-related, but has ''lots'' of examples.
* ContemplatingYourHands
* TheDarkSide
* DrFeelgood
* DruggedLipstick
* DrugsAreBad
* DrugsAreGood
* DrunkOnMilk
* DrunkenMaster
* DrunkenMontage
* DryCrusader
* EverybodyMustGetStoned
* EvilTastesGood - ''a lot'' of overlap
* FakeHigh
* FantasticDrug
* FingertipDrugAnalysis
* FrothyMugsOfWater
* FunctionalAddict
* GRatedDrug
* GargleBlaster
* AGlassOfChianti
* GoingColdTurkey
** ColdTurkeysAreEverywhere
** WarmBloodbagsAreEverywhere
* GoodFlawsBadFlaws
* GoodSmokingEvilSmoking
* GovernmentDrugEnforcement
* HighOnCatnip
* HighTimesFuture
* HigherUnderstandingThroughDrugs
* HookersAndBlow
* ICantBelieveItsNotHeroin
* ImmuneToDrugs
* IntoxicationEnsues
* JackUpWithPhlebotinum
* JohnBarleycornAndFriends
* JunkieProphet
* KissingUnderTheInfluence
* KlatchianCoffee
* LoveIsADrug
* MainliningTheMonster
* MarijuanaIsLSD
* MistakenForJunkie
* MushroomSamba
* MustHaveCaffeine
* MustHaveNicotine
* NailedToTheWagon
* NoMedicationForMe
* NoSmoking
* OdeToIntoxication
* OfCourseISmoke
* OffTheWagon
* OneDrinkWillKillTheBaby
* OpiumDen
* PhlebotinumPills
* PlayingDrunk
* PowerHigh
* PsychoSerum
* QuickNip
* SexDrugsAndRockAndRoll
* SlippingAMickey
* SmokingIsCool
* SmokingIsNotCool
* SmugStraightEdge
* TheSponsor
* TheStoner
** EruditeStoner
** StonersAreFunny
* StonerFlick
* UsefulNotes/StraightEdge
** StraightEdgeEvil
* ToadLicking
* ThisIsYourBrainOnEvil
* ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs
* {{Uncoffee}}
* UnsuspectinglySoused
* VodkaDrunkenski
* WackyFratboyHijinx
* WatchItStoned
* WateringDown - despite its alcohol-related name, this covers cutting drugs as well
* WhatDidIDoLastNight
* WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs
** DerangedAnimation
* WineIsClassy
* YouCanSeeThatRight
[[/index]]

...''Apparently, the {{Media Watchdog}}s are not being very vigilant.''
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