[[CargoShip ... That would be rather bizarre]].

An index of tropes about insisting (correctly or not), that two very close people are not going out.
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[[index]]
* BelligerentSexualTension
* BetterAsFriends
* CommitmentIssues
* EveryoneCanSeeIt
* FallbackMarriagePact
* FriendsWithBenefits
* HeterosexualLifePartners
* ItMeantSomethingToMe
* JustFriends
* LikeAnOldMarriedCouple
* LikeBrotherAndSister
* MistakenForRomance
* NotADate
* TheNotLoveInterest
* PlatonicLifePartners
* RelativeError
* SheIsNotMyGirlfriend
* ShipTease
* StrictlyProfessionalRelationship
* StupidSexyFriend
[[/index]]
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