'''The Trojan War''' is one of the most famous armed conflicts in all of history. It's OlderThanFeudalism, and so is the subject of more stories and songs than you can shake a stick at and became TropeNamer for a whole lot of stuff. It was fought between the Achaeans (or Greeks from a modern perspective) and the Trojans, who eventually lost. But that's not all there is to the story. And [[ContinuitySnarl the legends are by no means consistent]].


[[folder:Homer and the Epic Cycle]]
The Trojan War, [[Literature/TheTrojanCycle taletellers and storyspinners]] would have us believe, actually began at a wedding. The mortal man Peleus was marrying the sea nymph Thetis, and Zeus was throwing the wedding feast. On the guest list: everyone. Yes, ''everyone''—every single living thing, mortal or immortal. (Just how much the wedding invitations cost, one can only imagine.) Just one person—well, goddess, actually—wasn't invited: Eris, the Goddess of [[strike:ChaoticStupid]] Discord. Frankly, it's understandable why you wouldn't want ''her'' at a wedding. But the gods of ClassicalMythology are nothing if not {{pride}}ful, and [[RevengeSVP she kind of took it personally]].

So here we have Peleus and Thetis, happily chilling out at wedding feast, maybe smooching a bit, when Eris crashes the party. Onto the table she throws a [[AppleOfDiscord golden apple]], inscribed with the word "kallisti"—"to the fairest." And, Eris's domain being what it is, immediately every woman at the party began squabbling over who ought to be the owner of that apple, who was fairest of them all.

Eventually the argument got narrowed down to three final contestants: Hera, the queen goddess of the Achaeans[[labelnote:*]]which is what Creator/{{Homer}} called the Greeks; since we are primarily concerned with his telling of the story, we will do the same[[/labelnote]]; Athena, goddess of wisdom, cunning and craft; and Aphrodite, goddess of mad hot sexx0rs. Since none of them could come to a decision (and Zeus, for once, wasn't stupid enough to get involved), they decided to pick an impartial judge, a young man who had recently shown fairness and dignified defeat in a contest against Ares. His name was Paris and he was, at the time, herding sheep on the outskirts of Troy, the city where his father Priam ruled. There was this prophecy, you see, that he would cause Troy's destruction, which was why he stayed away from there as much as possible; plus he was shacking up with a nymph at the time. Anyhow, the three goddesses appeared to him on Mount Ida and asked him to decide who ought to own that stupid MacGuffin apple.

Of course, Greek gods aren't into playing fair, so all three of them offered bribes. "Pick me," Hera told him, "and you will be king of all of Europe and Asia." "Pick me," Athena offered, "and I'll give you [[TookALevelInBadass A Level in Badass]]." "Pick ''me''," Aphrodite retorted, "and I'll get you ''laid''. And not just with any girl, either: with Helen, the WorldsMostBeautifulWoman. She's supermodel hot and freakin' great in the sack. Pick me, and that's what you get."

[[AllMenArePerverts Oh, Paris.]]

Of course, things weren't quite that simple. For one, by the time Paris got his hands on her, Helen was already married to a man named Menelaus. He was likely one rough-and-tumble son of a bitch, seeing as how he was king of Sparta at the time. When Helen came of weddable age, he was one of many suitors (anywhere from 25 to 36, depending on whom you're reading) who begged her father Tyndareus for her hand, which was a risky process at the time because Helen was the most desirable woman in the world. Everyone—Ajax, Agamemnon, Menelaus, Odysseus, just to name a few[[labelnote:*]]Achilles is generally left out because he was too young at the time; his parents are Peleus and Thetis, they of the ill-fated wedding which started this whole mess[[/labelnote]]—wanted her to his wife, but at the same time no one wanted Tyndareus to choose him, because the others might immediately gang up on him for a bit of the classic "MurderTheHypotenuse." Eventually it was Odysseus who came up with the solution: "Since we're all men who put HonorBeforeReason, let's swear a vow that, whoever Tyndareus chooses for Helen, we will support him and protect their marriage." Thus immunized from fatal cases of sword-through-face, the suitors carried on with their courting, and eventually Helen was given to Menelaus.

But marriage bonds aren't much to Aphrodite, the goddess of mad hot sexx0rs. Paris, having ditched the nymph without a backward glance, visited Sparta under the guise of a diplomatic mission, and seduced Helen while he was there. The exact nature of the relationship between them is ambiguous even in Homer, much less his translations; nobody knows if Helen was forced into it by Aphrodite's love magic, or if she consented to it of her own will. Whatever the case, Paris got his mad hot sexing, and went home happy.

Only he [[TooDumbToLive took Helen with him]].

Again, the level of consent has been left ambiguous. Did Helen take some "convincing" (from Paris or Aphrodite), or did she love him enough to go voluntarily? Whatever the case, Menelaus was understandably pissed. He initiated diplomacy, to his credit, but it failed, and so he invoked the oath he and all the others had sworn. "You said you'd protect my marriage. So come, protect it. Help me get my wife back." The fabled thousand ships saddled up and set course for Troy, where (despite aforementioned prophecy) the Trojans had offered Paris and Helen sanctuary.

The first thing the Achaeans did was get lost, [[DirectionlessDriver which you'd expect]] of a military expedition consisting solely of men. The ships then managed to get caught up in a storm and were scattered. Eight years later, they finally reconverged at Aulis, where Artemis refused to let them set sail until Agamemnon sacrificed his daughter, Iphigenia, whose life was apparently decent payment for the sacred deer the king slew at some point or another.[[labelnote:*]]If you think a daughter's life is steep payment for a weather report, don't sweat; Artemis snatches her off the altar and she shows up way later in her brother Orestes' story.[[/labelnote]] Agamemnon isn't happy about this, but in most versions he complies, and somehow the thousand ships make it to Troy, albeit some eight years late.

Creator/{{Homer}}'s ''Literature/TheIliad'' taking place late during the last year of this ten-year conflict[[labelnote:*]]It's not known if the eight years lost at sea are counted in that tally or form an unrelated ActionPrologue[[/labelnote]]. ''The Iliad'' focuses mostly on Achilles, that legendary almost-immortal figure. Scuttlebutt is that Thetis dipped him in the [[ToHellAndBack River Styx]] when he was an infant, thus [[AppliedPhlebotinum coating him]] with [[NighInvulnerable unkillable]] somehow. The only bit of him [[AttackItsWeakpoint left vulnerable]] was his AchillesHeel, which is where she held onto him[[note]]As a double precaution, she then dressed Achilles as one of King Lycomedes' ''daughters''. With probably a little bit of magical aid, the [[WholesomeCrossDresser cross-dressing masquerade]] held until Odysseus (who got a memo from the seer Calchas that the war would only succeed if Achilles was involved in it) managed to trick him out--he was the only girl at the palace who wanted a sword for a gift.[[/note]]. Anyhow, the story starts with AchillesInHisTent, irritated by politics. Agamemnon had taken a girl, Chryseis, captive, and her father, a major priest of Apollo, begged for her return -- offering to pay the proper ransom and all that. Agamemnon was not inclined to do so, but Apollo threw a plague at the Achaeans in retribution, after which Agamemnon changed his mind. However, to compensate himself for the loss, he took Briseis, ''Achilles''[='s=] war prize, for himself. Achilles, who seriously believed "ItsAllAboutMe," was rather {{emo}} about this and decided to not fight anymore. Since Achilles was the original GodModeSue, the Trojans start winning in his absence.

Paris offers to decide the war by dueling Menelaus. Since Paris is the original NonActionGuy, he loses pretty badly, and has to rely on Aphrodite to whisk him away. (She dumps him in Helen's bed—like, literally. Sex fixes everything for Aphrodite.) But here politics enters again: Hera, who hates the Trojans on principle, manages to get a Trojan archer to break the agreement by hitting Menelaus with an arrow. War happens again, and this time the gods join in. Both Aphrodite and Ares, particularly, join in on the side of the Trojans, which leads to a total CrowningMomentOfAwesome for a mortal named Diomedes, who (with the help of Athena) ''trounces them both''. They go whining back to Olympus, and in Ares's case Zeus yells at him to stop acting like a SpoiledBrat.

Achilles is ''still'' in his tent, so Agamemnon swallows his pride and offers him a ton of gifts (including Briseis), but Achilles refuses. So, to help put some heart into his allies, Achilles' best friend and protégé Patroclus puts on Achilles' armor and leads the Myrmidons into battle. This all ends up GoneHorriblyWrong: Hector, [[HeroAntagonist crown prince of Troy and Paris's older brother]], manages to kill Patroclus in battle.

With Patroclus now StuffedInTheFridge, Achilles is... [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge a little upset]]. Given an [[SwordOfPlotAdvancement armor upgrade]] by the Gods, he dons his gear and returns to the fight, singlehandedly routing the Trojans (not to mention the patron demigod of a river who was [[WackyWaysideTribe complaining about being]] [[AtopAMountainOfCorpses stuffed with corpses]]). The only one brave enough to face him is the family man in this war story, Hector.[[labelnote:*]]After some convincing by Athena dressed as Hector's brother, since Homer claims Achilles chased Hector around Troy three times before he took a stand.[[/labelnote]] This turns out about as well as you might expect when a normal human being faces an unkillable death machine. Achilles then ties Hector's body to the back of his chariot and, in revenge for Hector planning to feed Patroclus' body to the dogs, proceeds to ride around Patroclus' burial mound every day, showing off his victory. Eventually, King Priam visits Achilles in his tent and [[KirkSummation begs for the body]]. This is enough of a HeelRealization for Achilles, and he concedes with good grace. And that's where ''The Iliad'' ends.

The war kept going after that, of course. (For that matter, a lot of stuff happened ''before'' all this, but the we only have fragments and summaries of the other six epics of the Literature/TrojanCycle so, umm, we'll leave that off for now.) Achilles eventually died when the gods decided he had too high of a kill score, but it's interesting that every interpretation of the event portrays his killer (generally Paris) as a DirtyCoward who needed underhanded tactics to take him down; Achilles died undefeated. And, of course, by most accounts, he died of a poisoned arrow[[labelnote:*]]or possibly [[RuleOfDrama simple infection]][[/labelnote]], having been struck in his AchillesHeel ForMassiveDamage, thus providing a [[RetCon later]] [[HandWave explanation]] for the whole invulnerablility thing. Paris himself was later felled by a well-placed arrow, allegedly [[SortingAlgorithmOfWeaponEffectiveness from the bow of Philoctetes]].

[[TrojanHorse The Trojan Horse]], meanwhile, was Odysseus's great stroke of [[EurekaMoment genius]]; the horse was sacred to the Trojans, which is why they saw it as a meaningful tribute to Poseidon (the god of the sea, [[OddJobGods earthquakes, and horses]]). As a result, [[WildMassGuessing it's been claimed]] that the [[{{Demythtification}} "actual event"]] which got ShroudedInMyth was an earthquake toppling the gates, which [[IdiotBall the Trojans had to dismantle]] [[CuriosityKilledTheCast to get the horse inside]]. Only a couple of people suggested it might be a trap; one of them was Cassandra (''[[TheCassandra The]]'' [[TheCassandra Cassandra]]), telling the original CassandraTruth. But it was all for naught. [[KillEmAll Every man of Troy was killed, the babies thrown off the wall]]. Every woman (who wasn't accidentally offed in the slaughter) was MadeASlave. Troy itself was burned to the ground. There may have been some free survivors, depending on who you read; two of the other epics, the ''[[Literature/TheTrojanCycle Little Iliad]]'' and the ''[[Literature/TheTrojanCycle Sack of Ilion]]'', claim a fellow named Aeneas got away --a tradition which Creator/{{Virgil}} ran with in ''Literature/TheAeneid''-- but if you don't believe them, then it was a TotalPartyKill as far as its citizens were concerned. Victorious, the Achaeans began their journey home.

And that journey was [[RiverOfInsanity its own piece of insanity]]. Because the Achaeans had gone a little overboard in the rape of Troy and desecrated a lot of Olympian temples, the gods decided that a lot of them [[ShootTheShaggyDog wouldn't make it home]], and those that did would [[SideQuest suffer on the journey]]. It took Menelaus and Helen eight years to get back. (It's on record that Helen and Menelaus had a daughter, Hermione, who was nine years old when Paris came to visit. When re-united, Hermione was ''37''. If not for the fact that she wasn't married yet, having been promised to somebody who was fighting the war, she would've had children and maybe ''grandchildren'' to show her mother by this time.) Odysseus took ten, as chronicled in his SpinOff ''Literature/TheOdyssey''. A lot of other major heroes either died during the return or were eventually forced out of the city-states they ruled; one, Agamemnon, was flat-out murdered by his cheating wife (as was his new sex toy, Cassandra—talk about Woobiedom), with order only restored when his son Orestes offed his mom and her lover and assumed his father's throne (after sorting out The Furies, who do not take kindly to matricide, in a process which involves quite a bit more than paperwork and community service; as Creator/{{Aeschylus}} would have it, it [[JustSoStory ended up with a significant reform of the Athenian judicial system]]). Suffice to say that the Trojan War was a huge mess for everyone involved.

[[folder: Actual History]]
This is the UsefulNotes section of the article, where we'll take the trouble to explain some contextual features of the story which Homer would have glossed over or not thought to include.

According to the Achaeans themselves, the Trojan War took place during the 12th or 13th century BC, with Troy itself located somewhere in modern-day Turkey. During classical history, the Greeks accepted the war as fact, although many doubted that it transpired exactly as stated [[note]] Thucydides for instance doubted that the war could have occured as described, he being a military man was sure that it was logistically impossble, but he accepted that it was a real conflict. [[/note]]. This continued through the middle ages. However from the time of the enlightenment onwards, they began to doubt it. By the time of the nineteenth century historians believed Troy to be just north of Albany. Really. [[note]]For those unfamiliar with American geography, there is a small city called Troy in [[UsefulNotes/NewYorkState Upstate New York]], just north of the state capital, Albany.[[/note]]. The historian, George Grote in his massive 11 volume "History of Greece" devoted only a few pages to it, stating (with the smug certainty and confidence that only Victorians could have) that it was a fun but baseless story... at least until archaeologist Heinrich Schliemann unearthed the ruins of a city he identified as Troy in 1870. His claims have not been challenged. Uh oh. More archeology was done at the site, which confirmed the hypothesis. In the early 20th century, the writings of the Hittites and other contemporary civilizations were deciphered which seemed to affirm the theory[[note]] and tantalizingly gave names. Wilusa for Troy. An Alexanderus as a King[[/note]]. But then a snag, further excavations seemed to show that the site was too small to have been a city of the type and nature stated in the story. But, in the 1990s and the early 2000s more and more discoveries once again led credence to the claims of historicity. They site is now thought to have been a major city [[note]] or at least a major city at the relevant time, see below[[/note]] and descriptions of the geography of the time is now confirmed to be in consonance [[http://www.udel.edu/PR/UDaily/2003/troy030303.html with what we know]]. Looking deeper into the source you can see many clues in Greek records which seem to bear the story out [[note]] summarized well [[http://gatesofnineveh.wordpress.com/2011/09/06/the-trojan-war-in-greek-historical-sources/ here]][[/note]]. Even within the story, there are clues that it's not an invention, the catalogue of ships [[note]] basically a list of all the troops from all the Greek cities involved[[/note]] in the Iliad that mention cities who did no longer exist at the time of writing of the Iliad and indeed whose existence could not have been known to Homer through any other means. So while their is no consensus, there is a great weight of evidence that ''something'' happened that was remembered, be it a series of wars or one rather memorable Trojan war (summary [[http://archive.archaeology.org/0405/etc/troy.html here]]). So why can't we put this to rest?

The problem is, however, that there have been ''nine'' cities on the site, built in layers one atop the other. The oldest (Troy I) was founded somewhere around 3000 BC; the last (Troy IX) was founded by TheRomanEmpire somewhere around 100 BC. It is generally accepted that Troy VII is the city which the Achaeans burned to the ground. Part of the problem is that Schliemann is perhaps the world's luckiest decidedly amateur archaeologist; the deep gash he cut in the site makes it easy to date layers but hard to identify artifacts. As to the dates, the Achaeans weren't far off; scholars estimate the war took place around the 12th or 11th century BC, and (at least partially out of affection) often let stand the dates provided by the Greek historian Eratosthenes, 1194-1184 BC.

Troy was so very rich because they were on main trade route for bronze, and was destroyed so very often because everyone wanted a piece of the action. To make things worse, they were also on the border when the cold war between the Achaeans and their Anatolian neighbours, the Hittites, turned hot. There are actual letters from the Hittite royal archive thought to discuss this war as what it was--a trade conflict--which takes away a lot of the romance.

However, a lot of this is still more speculative than you would think; for instance, the German archaeologist Dieter Hertel makes a not unconvincing case that the archaeological evidence is consistent with the city being destroyed by an earthquake, not war, and considers it more likely that migrating Aeolians eventually moved into the destroyed place and that the myths about Troy reflect either this or a previous unsuccessful Greek attack on Troy. He also casts doubt on the wealth and wider importance of Troy, pointing out that it was by no means the only town on the coast of that part of the Hellespontos. Finally, the identity of the town called "Wilusa" in Hittite sources with Ilium or Troy is still unproven. And in 2008 the Austrian writer and philologist Raoul Schrott after translating the Iliad from scratch and comparing it to Assyrian literature advanced the highly contentious hypothesis that Homer's work is set not in north-western Asia Minor, but in Cilicia, in the south.

Because Helen had a nine-year-old daughter by Menelaus, it can be assumed that the two of them had been married for at least that long when Paris arrived. This raises the question of how old Helen was, not to mention how old Paris was, and what sort of relationship they had. Keep in mind that, here in ancient Greece, girl-children were considered TheLoad: you had to pour wealth and food into them, ''and'' send them off with a dowry, and what would you get in return? The gratitude of her husband and his family, sure, but ''that'' might not be worth much. So the smartest thing you can do is get rid of this parasite as fast as possible. Greek girls were married off the instant they hit menstruation. Men, on the other hand, needed some time to build up industry and wealth before they took a wife. The end result was that, on her wedding night, Helen would have been something like 14, and Menelaus more like 30 or 35. It's quite unlikely that the two of them would have bonded in the husband-wife love-between-equals relationship we enlightened 21st-century residents think is natural and/or necessary for marriage. Hell, we can't even call it a "MayDecemberRomance" because there was almost certainly no "romance" involved. ArrangedMarriage, played straight.

Now enter Paris, who was probably much closer to Helen's age, with whom she ''could'' have bonded with as an emotional equal, and who was almost certainly more attractive to her than Menelaus for these reasons. This is one of the reasons it's so easy to provide an AlternateCharacterInterpretation for Helen: either way is perfectly in-character for an Achaean wife. Helen would have been dutiful, of course, and gotten on with her life as Menelaus' woman; but she was a normal human being too, who longed for love and probably didn't get to spend much time with anyone of equal status, male female or otherwise. Both forces were undoubtedly present in her heart. The fun part is deciding which one won. ([[ForegoneConclusion Aphrodite's meddling notwithstanding, of course.]])

So off Helen goes, and Menelaus rallied his forces. This would have been a ''lot'' more difficult than it sounds, because the Hellenes[[labelnote:*]]This is what the Greeks called themselves; even today the word for "Greece" ''in'' Greek is "Hellas"[[/labelnote]] were not particularly united at that point in time. This was the age of [[BloodKnight "Heroic Warfare"]], which is rather like the bronze-age version of feudalism: any central authority was pretty weak, so while a king like Agamemnon might theoretically command the loyalty of his vassals, it would be a real pain in the neck trying to get them all pointed in one direction and going off to fight the Trojans rather than feuding among themselves. Getting ''multiple'' kings to do this would have made cat-herding look easy. (Frankly, what's surprising is not that it took them eight years to land at Troy, but that it didn't take them ''longer''.) The military setup was rather medieval as well. In TheMiddleAges, you had knights: professional soldiers, who spent all their time either fighting one war or training for the next one. In Mycenaean Greece, you had ''equeta'', chariot warriors who filled much the same role. So, if these boys spent all their time sword-slinging, how did they eat and have a home to sleep in and clothes to put on their backs? They had a bunch of civilians[[labelnote:*]]slaves. Euphemistic language aside, Archaic Greece was heavily dependent on slaves, treated anywhere from 'as one of the family' to absolutely terribly[[/labelnote]] who worked for them to provide all these things, which in Medieval Europe were called "peasants" or "serfs" and in Ancient Hellas were called... Umm, something. [[CriticalResearchFailure We don't know. Sorry.]][[labelnote:*]]The "freedom-loving" Spartans of the Classical era called them Helots, but that's just Sparta; every city had its own terminology.[[/labelnote]] But in any case: when you read {{Homer}}, you see this RedShirtArmy of [[TheDeadHaveNames names that are mentioned once]]—[[HeHadAName when they die]]—[[LongList and it seems kind of pointless]]. But [[TheMoreYouKnow now you know]] that each one represents years of training and the collective effort of many people; the effect on Hellenic audiences would have been similar to your reaction to all those Jedi dropping like flies in ''Film/AttackOfTheClones''. This gives you a sense of just how wasteful the war was. Finally, this also creates a rather amusing RealLife ContinuitySnarl: since a semi-feudal society is presented in this war, feudalism is now officially OlderThanFeudalism. Oops. [[labelnote:snark]]Achaeans! There is feudalism under your feet! [[Film/TheLastAirbender Why don't you fight?]][[/labelnote]] But yes, older than the post- Roman European' feudalism that everybody knows better, anyway.

Also, we should talk about SacredHospitality. American culture doesn't embrace this value as much (except maybe in the DeepSouth), but the Greeks were absolutely ''mad'' for it; in fact, the god who took domain over SacredHospitality was none other than Zeus himself. 'Xenia'', sometimes translated as "guest-friendship" or "ritualized friendship," is the act of being really, really nice to passing strangers—they get the best food, the best wine, the seat of honor, gifts aplenty. Maybe he's a stranger, but you treat him like your favorite uncle. This had three major impacts on Hellenic life.
* It embodied the concept of "paying it forward." Life in ancient Hellas was pretty chaotic, and you never knew when you were going to find yourself at the mercy of strangers. (Seriously, the heroes of Greek myths are ''constantly'' washing up on distant, unmapped shores and having to beg help from the natives.) So do unto others as you would have them do unto you, right?
* It kept open the lines of diplomacy. Let's say you're at war with someone—the Spartans, to grab a name out of thin air. During the war, Menelaus comes to visit. ''Xenia'' requires that you treat him with honor and respect, even though he's your ArchEnemy: the best food, the best wine, the place of honor, blablahetc, as opposed to (say) murdering him in his bed. And a good thing too, because what if he was coming to sue for peace? (Besides, a fellow Hellene was much more likely to be a FriendlyEnemy than anything else. Warfare was more genteel in these days.)
* You never knew when a passing stranger might be [[AngelUnaware a god in disguise]]. A certain [[{{UsefulNotes/Christianity}} carpenter from Nazareth]] put it best: "As you did for the least of these, [[PalsWithJesus you did it for me]]." And rather [[TurnTheOtherCheek unlike the carpenter]], if you slighted a Greek god by ignoring him, he was ''not'' going to [[DisproportionateRetribution take it well]].
The reason this applies to the Trojan War is that when Paris made off with Helen, he was in ''gross'' violation of SacredHospitality. Even worse, the god of ''xenia'' is ''ZEUS''—big badass father Zeus with his [[BoltOfDivineRetribution lightning bolts]] and his beard. Paris didn't just offend Menelaus, he offended ''the gods'', and the Greeks were ''obligated'' to avenge this insult with blood.

It's also worth noting that Helen was the actual Queen of Sparta, and that [[AluminumChristmasTrees Menelaus only became King by marrying her]]. When Paris kidnapped/made of with her, he not only jeopardised Menelaus' position as King, but gave the Trojans a claim on a kingdom in mainland Greece. Given that after Paris' death the Trojans marry Helen off to his brother Deiphobus it seems likely that they were planning to make something of this claim, which the Greek-city states--and in particular the Myceneans under Agamemnon--would never have allowed.

Finally, there's often talk about what kind of relationship, precisely, existed between Achilles and Patroclus. The easiest jump to make is to the Hellenic custom of pederastic patronage; in the ''ErastesEromenos'' relationship, the older man (the ''erastes'') traded advice, networking and business connections to a younger man (the ''eromenos''), who would in return make himself available for various sexual favors. The historical objection to Achilles and Patroclus having this kind of relationship is that it might not have ''existed'' at the time; this was a feature of ''Classical'' Athens, not Heroic Athens, and first developed in the 7th century BC, long after this war was fought. (ExactWords time: this is merely to state that Achilles and Patroclus did not have an ''ErastesEromenos'' relationship. Whether they were ''actually'' lovers is not known to history or fiction; there's nothing in the tale that talks about it one way or the other. Note that Patroclus was probably ''older'' than Achilles, and that Achilles had a canonical son, who fought alongside him in the war. In fact, that's who married Hermione at the end of things, which would have created another MayDecemberRomance with him being maybe 17 and her at least twice that. But that's another story.)
!!The Trojan War is the TropeNamer for the following tropes:
* AchillesHeel: Does ''[[DeadUnicornTrope not]]'' show up in ''Literature/TheIliad''.
* AchillesInHisTent
* AppleOfDiscord
* TheCassandra
** CassandraTruth
* LauncherOfAThousandShips: Very indirectly -- the phrase was first used to describe Helen by Creator/ChristopherMarlowe [[NewerThanTheyThink ca. 1592]] in his play ''Theatre/DoctorFaustus''. ''We'' use it to describe, not the WorldsMostBeautifulWoman, but a character who is excessively active in the {{Shipping}} aspects of a {{Fandom}}; that is, everyone is partnered with this person.
* TrojanHorse: Another famous DeadUnicornTrope.
* WatchingTroyBurn: At one remove; this is a cinematography trope, something Homer wasn't playing with.
* ...And anything that shows up in spin-offs, sequels, etc. (Those are covered in their own work pages.)
!!This conflict provides examples of the following tropes:
* AluminumChristmasTrees: The conflict was long believed to have been pure fiction until the ruins of Troy were actually discovered by archaeologists.
* AncientGreece: TropeCodifier.
* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: Paris to Hector.
* BabiesEverAfter: Menelaus.
* BecauseDestinySaysSo: So much. Hector is very aware of his destiny to die in combat, but also knows that his death means Achilles' death as well. Paris is destined to start the Trojan war, and even sending him away won't change that. Odysseus is destined to wander for ten years before returning home, but he is also destined to return home. Achilles is destined to either live a long and happy life if he does not go to Troy, but his fame dies with him, or go to Troy, die in battle and his fame will be eternal and he knows it. Patroclus is destined to fall in battle. And everyone is aware that Troy is destined to fall.
* TheCasanova: Paris. He's a womanizer and a half and can seduce the pants (or skirts) off any woman he pleases.
* TheCharmer: Paris again.
* TheChosenOne: Paris. He is the one destined to cause the Trojan War. It was prophesied by many seers, including his own mother Hecuba before Paris was born, that he (Paris) will be the [[TheOnlyOne one]] to cause the ultimate destruction of Troy.
* ClassicalMythology
* CombatByChampion: Hector vs Achilles, Paris vs Menelaus, Ajax vs Hector. Ultimately however, none of these duels actually settle anything.
* TheDeadHaveNames
* {{Deconstruction}}: Of the heroic code in particular.
* DressingAsTheEnemy: Occurs a few times.
* DueToTheDead: Patroclus and Hector's bodies both must be taken care of.
* DuelToTheDeath:
** Paris and Menelaus get into one, but before Menelaus can kill Paris, Aphrodite spirits him away. Note that this is a ''very'' bad thing for the Trojans, as virtually the entire reason for the Trojan War can be attributed to Aphrodite giving Helen to Paris while she was still married to Menelaus.
** Hector and Achilles get into a brilliant one, with a fatal outcome for the former.
* DuringTheWar
* TheEmperor: Agamemnon of Mycenae.
* FountainOfMemes
* HoYay: How some critics, both ancient Athenian and modern, view the relationship between Patroclus and Achilles: namely as a mentor/student one, with sexual favours being the form of payment. This was common in ancient Athens, though ''not'' Mycenaean Greece. Homer, it should be noted, doesn't seem to care about it one way or another. The Ho Yay persits.
* HappilyMarried: Hector and Andromache and Odysseus and Penelope.
* HumanMomNonhumanDad: Many Trojan and Achean heroes had gods for fathers.
* HumanSacrifice: Iphigenia is sacrficed to Artemis so the ships can sail to Troy. Achilles sacrifices twelve young prisoners-of-war on Patroclus' funeral pyre. Polyxena is sacrificed to the spirit of Achilles as a payback for Iphegenia.
* {{Hypocrite}}: What was this whole war about? Paris having taken away Menelaus's woman. So why does Agamemnon think he can take away Achilles's woman?
* InterspeciesRomance: Achilles parents, Peleus the human actually marries Thetis, the sea nymph.
* LineageComesFromTheFather: And you are going to hear about EVERYONE'S father sooner or later. As an awful lot of people were fathered by gods (most notably being Achilles), this is rather important.
* LivingMacGuffin: Chryseis and Briseis, and even Helen.
* LongList: Homer's Catalogue of Ships. Some ancient manuscripts even slightly set it off from the rest of Book II almost as if it's its own book.
* LostInImitation
* MadeASlave: All the surviving women of Troy are enslaved to the surviving Achaean kings.
* NighInvulnerability: Although Achilles has acquired this reputation, in the ''Iliad'', he's no more invulnerable than any other soldier; just a little stronger.
* NoNameGiven:
** "Chryseis" and "Briseis" mean "daughter of Chryses / Brises" and might have been {{patronymic}}s rather than actual first names...[[SlidingScaleOfGenderInequality or they might not have]].
** Painfully inverted by almost every RedShirt killed in battle-we learn their names, father's names, where their land is, any interesting ancestors they might have had, any cool things they might have did, it stops just short of how they like their eggs.
* OneSteveLimit: Averted since there are ''two'' guys named Ajax.
* TheQuest: ''Literature/TheOdyssey'' is almost the TropeNamer.
* PrettyBoy: Paris. Hector said this about Paris: ''"Paris, you pretty boy, you woman seducer, why were you ever born? Why weren't you killed before your wedding day?"''
* {{Print Long Runner|s}}: Since the invention of print.
* RatedMForManly: A TropeCodifier.
* RagsToRoyalty: Paris is raised as a shepherd on Mount Ida, and only after winning a contest is he told he is royal and is readopted into the royal family.
* RevengeSVP: Eris.
* SacredHospitality: Oh. My. God. So much.
** The whole war starts because Paris violates Menelaus' hospitality by running off with his wife. It's not so much the wife-stealing part, but the violation of hospitality that makes the Acheans invade Troy.
** Glaucus, an ally of the Trojans, escapes almost certain death by introducing himself to the rampaging Achaean hero Diomedes, who then realizes that their respective families have old hospitality ties. They exchange suits of armor and agree to avoid each other on the battlefield.
* SecretLegacy: Paris raised as a shepherd has no idea he is a prince of Troy, or that he is destined to start the Trojan War.
* SelfFulfillingProphecy: To an extent. Thetis is irresistably beautiful, which predictably catches Zeus's attention; unfortunately it is prophesied that her son will be far greater than his father. Understandably enough, Zeus (and the other Olympians) deem it unwise to bed her in light of this, and in consequence she is forced to marry a mortal king, Peleus, thus giving birth to Achilles. It is not made clear whether she really had the potential to birth a son greater than Zeus himself, but his fear of this causes the prophecy to come true.
* SiblingRivalry: Hector and Paris.
* SlidingScaleOfGenderInequality: Level 3, ''maybe'' even 2.5. Note that the Greek word for 'wife' was ''gyne'', which is also their word for 'woman', and gives us the term "gynecology". With all this in mind, you can guess what the Achaeans thought [[StayInTheKitchen a woman's purpose was]].
* TheAlliance: The Achaeans.
* TheSiege: Of Troy.
* UglyGuyHotWife: Menelaus and Helen fit the letter in some portrayals, though not necessarily the spirit. Menelaus is at the very least less good-looking that Paris.
* UnstoppableRage: Once Patroclus is killed Achilles is pretty much unstoppable.
* WarForFunAndProfit
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Aeneas ''does'' show up in ''Literature/TheIliad'' as something of a MauveShirt, but is never mentioned again. This is how Virgil, writing centuries later, was able to RetCon him into being the HeroOfAnotherStory.
* WholesomeCrossdresser: Achilles. In some stories he dresses as a woman and hides in a harem to avoid being sent to war.
* WorldsMostBeautifulWoman: Helen.
* YouCantFightFate: When Paris is born his parents are told he is destined to start a war that will kill them all. His father orders him killed, but, as is always the way in these tales, the servant charged to do it can't get up the courage and raises him as his own son. Of course, Paris returns to Troy, is hailed as the lost prince, and--starts the war. [[CaptainObvious And it kills them all]].
!!Works based around this conflict include:


[[folder: Classical ]]

* Naturally, Creator/{{Homer}}'s ''Literature/TheIliad'' and ''Literature/TheOdyssey''.
* Also, the six other lost epics of the Literature/TrojanCycle.
* The great tragedian Creator/{{Aeschylus}} wrote a trilogy called ''Theatre/TheOresteia''. The first part of the trilogy, ''Theatre/{{Agamemnon}}'', tells the story of Agamemnon's murder by his wife, Clytemnestra. In ''Theatre/TheLibationBearers'', Agamemnon's children, Orestes and Electra, kill Clytemnestra. The trilogy ends with ''Theatre/TheEumenides'', where Orestes stands trial for Clytemnestra's murder.
* Several surviving plays by Creator/{{Euripides}}, including:
** ''Andromache'', a tragedy following the wife of Hector who was given to Achilles' son Neoptolemus as a war prize.
** ''Electra'', which retells the story of Electra and her murder of Clytemnestra from ''The Oresteia''.
** ''Hecuba'', set immediately after the Trojan war and following Priam's now-enslaved wife.
** ''Helen'', a play following the alternate story that Helen never went to Troy, but rather was whisked away to Egypt by the gods (while a fake went with Paris).
** ''Iphigenia at Aulis'', opening as the Greeks prepare to set sail for Troy. Artemis demands they sacrifice Agamemnon's daughter, Iphigenia, before they be allowed to depart.
** ''Iphigenia among the Taurians'', something of a FixFic, in which Iphigenia is retconned into having been saved from sacrifice by Artemis and made a priestess among the Taurians, who practice HumanSacrifice
** ''Rhesus'' (though the authorship is debated), set in the midst of the war when the king of Thrace, Rhesus, arrives to support the Trojans.
** ''The Trojan Women'', following the women of Troy who were captured after the Greeks destroyed the city.
* A few surviving plays by Creator/{{Sophocles}}, including:
** ''Theatre/{{Ajax}}'', a tragedy set after the death of Achilles, where the eponymous warrior is infuriated that the armour of Achilles was granted to Odysseus rather than him.
** ''Theatre/{{Philoctetes}}'', set just before the end of the war, where Odysseus and Neoptolemus must convince the crippled and much wronged Philoctetes to go to Troy to secure Greek victory.
** ''Theatre/{{Electra}}'', another version of the myth (see Euripides' ''Electra'', above).
* Vergil's ''Literature/{{Aeneid}}'', set after the war but with several flashbacks to the fall of Troy.
* Several books in Creator/{{Ovid}}'s ''Literature/{{Metamorphoses}}''.
* The ''Latin Iliad'' (1st century CE), a heavily abridged Latin version of the ''Iliad'', condenses Homer's some 16,000 verses into a meagre 1,070 lines. Widely used as a schoolbook in the Middle Ages.
* During {{the Middle Ages}}, most readers in Western Europe were introduced to the Trojan War not through ''The Iliad'' (because people in Western Europe were bad at Greek), but instead by two Late Roman prose narratives, specifically:
** ''Dictys of Crete's Chronicle of the Trojan War'': Supposedly the journal of Dictys, a companion of King Idomeneus of Crete in ''The Iliad'', which was buried together with its author and later recovered from his tomb; but more realistically a slightly tongue-in-cheek 4th century work using a LiteraryAgentHypothesis.
** ''Dares Phrygius' History of the Fall of Troy''. Supposedly the eyewitness account of Dares of Phrygia, a Trojan priest mentioned in ''The Iliad''. However, as the Latin work uses 5th century CE language and there is no mention of the work prior to that time, it must be inferred that the true author was an anonymous Late Roman writer. Notable for telling the story of the war from a Trojan viewpoint, probably [[PerspectiveFlip directly inspired]] by the ''Chronicle of Dictys of Crete''. The ''History of Dares Phrygius'' was the most influential description of the Trojan War for the Middle Ages, as medieval Western Europe tended to side with the Trojans, on account of the ''Aeneid'' which glorifies the survivors of Troy as the forefathers of the Romans, and thus, indirectly, Western European civilization.
::These two works also thoroughly {{demythtified}} the Trojan War, removing all instances of DivineIntervention which are ubiquitous in the Homeric epics, and thus made the story palatable for a Christian culture.


[[folder: Middle Ages & Renaissance ]]

* After the Franks had taken over much of the former Western Roman Empire, Frankish historians came up with a [[BasedOnAGreatBigLie pseudohistory]] that traced the origin of the Franks back to survivors of Troy. This, of course, was in imitation of the ''Aeneid'' and served to elevate the Franks to an "equal level" with the Romans.
* The ''Literature/HistoriaBrittonum'' (various authors) and the ''Literature/HistoryOfTheKingsOfBritain'' by Geoffrey of Monmouth are two British "chronicles" that trace the ancestry of the pre-Saxon Celtic Britons to (you guessed it) Trojan refugees that were led to Britain by Brutus, a survivor of Trojan nobility.
* The ''Literature/SnorraEdda'' by Creator/SnorriSturluson claims that the Aesir -- [[NorseMythology the Norse gods]] -- were actually (sense a pattern?) refugees from Troy that had migrated to Northern Europe and, because of their superior culture, became regarded as gods.[[note]]Snorri apparently scrapped this idea himself, as his later work ''Literature/{{Heimskringla}}'' does not mention Troy and places the Aesir migration in Roman times.[[/note]]
* ''Troilus and Criseyde'' by Creator/GeoffreyChaucer, which then was the source for ...
* ''Theatre/TroilusAndCressida'', by Creator/WilliamShakespeare, a play set during the events of the ''Iliad''.


[[folder: Modern ]]

* Dan Simmons' novel, ''Ilium'', which recreates the events on an alternate Earth and Mars.
* ''Film/{{Troy}}'', the Hollywood version of the war.
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1srs5OqHKFw The Fall of Troy]]'' (''La Caduta di Troia''), a 1910 Italian film. Probably the earliest film ever made about the Trojan War.
* The second and third books of ''IslandInTheSeaOfTime'' are partly concerned with a roughly historical version of the Trojan War, being interfered with by stranded time-travelers. About the only event that survives intact is Achilles' sulking and subsequent rampage; he manages to survive the war.
* ''The Firebrand'' by MarionZimmerBradley tells the story from Cassandra's viewpoint.
* ''Ransom'' by David Malouf focuses entirely on Priam taking a cartload of treasure to Achilles in order to get back Hector's body, guided by a lowly driver named Somax and a Greek soldier [[spoiler:who turns out to be [[AngelUnaware Hermes in disguise]]]]. Meditations on grief, age, regret and class differences ensue.
* In TadWilliams ''Literature/{{Otherland}}'' series the characters meet in a simulation of the sacking of Troy at some point.
* ''The Hittite'' by Creator/BenBova takes the supernatural elements out of the story but adds a Hittite soldier, [[BeenThereShapedHistory Lukka]], as the narrator. The "Horse" was a siege tower Lukka built and covered with horsehide to make it harder to set on fire. Notably, Achilles ''committed suicide'' because the wound to his leg cut a tendon and crippled him, and he felt life without being able to be the most badass fighter around wasn't worth living.
* Alick Rowe has several {{BBC}} Radio 4 plays set during the Trojan War/afterwards: The Horse, Operation Lightning Pegasus, and Odysseus on an Iceberg.
* The DoctorWho serial [[Recap/DoctorWhoS3E3TheMythMakers ''The Myth Makers'']].
* ''Literature/SongOfAchilles'' by Madeline Miller is an [[HomoeroticSubtext interpretation]] of [[QueerRomance Achilles and Patroclus' relationship]] told from the latter's perspective.