%% Image kept on page per Image Pickin' thread: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=1334446974084120100
%% Please do not replace or remove without starting a new thread.
[[caption-width-right:250:[-[[ShareTheMalePain Ouch.]]-] ]]

->''"I was in a bookshop and I said to the assistant, 'Excuse me, what's this "psycho the rapist" section?' She said, 'It's pronounced "psychotherapist".'"''
-->-- '''Creator/JimmyCarr'''

Some names and titles are stored in a way that is not case-sensitive, but doesn't allow spaces to separate words. So how do you tell one word apart from the next? If you're not careful, you can end up with names that are quite... [[DoubleEntendre odd]]. Thus, this trope.

Differs from ScunthorpeProblem in that the Scunthorpe Problem is about computers making these mistakes before humans can see them; this is about humans making these mistakes because other humans didn't catch them earlier.

Compare {{Mondegreen}}, which applies to spoken language rather than written language.

See [[JustForFun/TheProblemWithPenIsland this page]] for the hilarity that could arise from trope names. Also known as [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Word_divider#Types_of_word_divider scripta continua.]]



[[folder: Anime and Manga]]
* A variation appears in ''Manga/YuYuHakusho''. Kuwabara, Hiei, Botan and Kurama are facing Kaito, who can make it so that if anyone, even himself, says a specific word- "Hot" at the moment- their soul will be sucked out of their body. When Botan goes for a drink, Kuwabara asks if they can share it with "eac'''h''' '''ot'''her" and loses his soul even though he didn't specifically say "Hot" (in the manga, he asks for "two s'''hot'''s" of orange juice). Kaito points out that he has no control over how his powers are applied, and simply saying the syllables for "hot" is enough regardless of context.
* This trope gives us the title of ''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei'', as the characters in Nozomu Itoshiki's name, when written horizontally, smush into the character for "zetsubou" ("despair"). It's no surprise the guy's depressed. Worse, Nozomu's siblings don't fare any better:
** Enishi Itoshiki's name becomes "zetsuen" ("disinherited") making reference to the fact he was an unseen character for much of the work's run.
** Mikoto Itoshiki's name becomes "zetsumei" ("Death"). The guy is a doctor and his private clinic struggles thanks to this.
** Rin Itoshiki's name becomes "zetsurin" ("peerless") but it's commonly used as a sexual slang. She only wants to get married so she can lose the surname.
* In ''{{Manga/Naruto}}'', Darui fights opponents with a weapon that seals the speaker when they state their most commonly used word, or if they go too long without saying anything. Though he figures out not to say the word ("darui" itself in Japanese, translated to "dull" or "drab" in English), his saying the phonemes in order ("an'''d I'll'''" or "timi'''d rab'''bit") cause him to get sucked in anyway. [[spoiler: His dying apologies for not catching this and failing cause the word "sorry" to become his new most commonly stated word, saving his soul.]]
* A weather girl in ''{{Manga/Gintama}}'' is named Ketsuno Ana -- the Japanese phrase "ketsu no ana" means asshole.

[[folder: Comic Books ]]
* A variation of this trope is OlderThanTelevision. By convention, comic book lettering is usually all-caps. Due to the vagaries of hand-lettering and smudgy printing, letters can often run together. In particular, a capital L next to a capital I can end up looking like the single letter U. Thus, perfectly innocent words like CLINT and FLICK, when printed in a comic book, can wind up looking like [[CountryMatters certain]] [[PrecisionFStrike four-letter]] words. (Nowadays, comic books use proper case in dialogue thanks to the advent of computer fonts and automatic spell- and grammar-checking, which eliminates potential gaffes.)
** Urban Legend says that UsefulNotes/TheComicsCode specifically forbade the use of the words "Clint" and "Flick" for this reason. [[http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2009/07/23/comic-book-legends-revealed-217/ (Not true, though.)]]
** Longtime Editor Julius Schwartz mentioned avoiding the use of those words in his autobiography, but the notion that they were forbidden by "official policy" (as opposed to RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement) seems to be untrue.
** The name Clint, does, in fact, turn up in comics, sometimes fairly prominently, as with Marvel's ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}} (aka Clint Barton.)
** "Flick" is also used, though comics writer Creator/PeterDavid [[http://www.peterdavid.net/index.php/2009/05/01/bleepin-comics/ recalls]] an actual angry letter about a villain saying, "[[LargeHam I SHALL DESTROY YOU AS EASILY AS I WOULD FLICK AN INSECT OFF MY SHOULDER.]]"
** Scottish writer Creator/MarkMillar deliberately invoked this trope with his British comics magazine ''[=CLiNT=]'', launched in September 2010.
** Demonstrated by [[http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/002971.html this old comic]] and [[http://viciousimagery.blogspot.com/2006/11/who-you-calling-clint-flicker.html a later comic.]]
** ''ComicBook/MillieTheModel'''s photographer and boyfriend had a name change, from "Flicker" to "Clicker," possibly because of this trope. (Alternatively, it may have simply been that "Clicker" sounds like a better nickname for a photographer.)
** In [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-absurd-superhero-names-all-time_p2/# this article,]] Website/{{Cracked}} mentions one Flick Falcon.
* ''{{ComicBook/Fables}}'' spinoff "Jack of Fables" would sometimes be listed in Previews as "JACKOFFABLES".
* Played with in ''ComicBook/{{Condorito}}'', with the character Ungenio, who is all the opposite to "un genio" (a genius).


* This moment from Chapter 16 of ''FanFic/ACureForLove'':
--> ''Sometime ago, [[Manga/DeathNote Matsuda]] had left a post-it on one of the laptops in which he'd accidentally managed to wedge a biro into the CD drive in an attempt to extricate something.'' \\
''"Pen is stuck in drive"'' \\
''Only the 'pen' and 'is' were written too close together. L now had a 'penis stuck in drive' post-it stuck on his laptop screen. He was considering framing it.''

[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
* Not really an obscene example, but results from the general pattern of this trope for the film ''WesternAnimation/{{Antz}}''. Look at the title and the movie, and it's easy to think that the title is just a [[XtremeKoolLetterz faux hip]] way of describing the colony of ants that the movie is about, however adding a space makes the second interpretation a bit clear: Ant Z is the main character, and the title is really a CharacterTitle. When the movie first came out, the title was written with the Z off axis, making it a bit more obvious to people who had seen the movie and seen the title again afterwards. Newer box covers for the [=DVDs=] keep the spelling Antz, making it seem like a straight case of XtremeKoolLetterz.

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* The Clint version shows up in ''Bring Me the Head of Mavis Davis'', courtesy of Clint the assassin.
%%* Also in the movie ''Flim/{{Cooties}}''
* In ''Film/{{Election}}'', Reese Witherspoon's character, Tracy Flick, makes cupcakes with her last name (FLICK) written on them in icing. So this fits, because she was FLICK-ing a teacher at the beginning of the film. And the long, lingering, close-up on her ''PICK FLICK'' election badge.
* In ''Film/GirlInterrupted'', Lisa refers to therapists as "ther-rapists".
* The title of the 2017 comedy film ''Film/GirlsTrip'', which also reads as "Girl Strip".
* ''Film/GodOfLove'': When the [[CupidsArrow magic love darts]] fail to work on Kelly, a despondent Ray winds up jabbing a bunch of women (and one man!), acquiring a whole harem following him around. Somehow he winds up at a Scrabble tournament. The woman he's playing takes three tiles off her row and shows Ray the remaining four, which spell "DOME". When a confused Ray says "Dome?", the woman hurriedly separates her tiles so they read "DO ME".

* In ''Literature/{{Lolita}}'', VillainProtagonist Humbert Humbert comments on this is in respect to "therapist"/"the rapist". [[WickedCultured He would]] [[WouldHurtAChild know]].
* In ''Literature/SecondFoundation'' by Creator/IsaacAsimov, there was a school with a policy of having students sign their reports by first initial followed by last name. This rule was given an exception in the case of a young Olynthus Dam.
* Similarly, the protagonist of the Creator/IainBanks novel ''Espedair Street'' was one Daniel Weir; listed in the school register by surname followed by first initial.
* In ''Literature/{{Hellspark}}'' by Creator/JanetKagan, the eponymous planet was named based on this principle as a statement on the mutability of language. The natives purposefully alternate between pronouncing their planet "Hell spark" and "Hell's park".
* In Stephenson's ''[[Literature/TheBaroqueCycle Quicksilver]]'', King Charles II ennobled Knott Bolstrood when naming him Secretary of State. He was granted the title "Count of Penistone" [[note]]rhymes with Pennisten[[/note]] mostly because that would force him to write "penis" whenever he signed his name.
* A book entitled "A Steroid Hit the Earth" about misprints includes several examples like this. One highlight is a story from the filming of an episode of ''Series/ZCars'', in which the opening line of the script read "Inspector Lynch is sitting at his desk, [[ADateWithRosiePalms his penis in his hand]]."
* Of legendary status in Germany is the story of a book its author wanted to call "Der Urinstinkt" (The primal instinct). The publisher objected to this because of the similarity to "Der Urin stinkt" (The urine stinks).
* An entry in ''Literature/UncleJohnsBathroomReader'' referenced an obscure snack named HITS with this problem. The word stretched from the left edge of the packaging to the right, so when there were many side-by-side it read HITSHITSHITSHITSHITS. Similar graphic design problems arise in music magazines aimed at teens interested in the current charts.
* In ''Discworld/WitchesAbroad'', Nanny Ogg misreads a sign that says "Hotel, No vacancies" as "Hotel Nova Cancies".
-->'''Nanny:''' [[ElNinoIsSpanishForTheNino That means New, er, Cancies in foreign]].
* OlderThanPrint - One of the medieval exempla speaks about a bishop who practices nigromancy and -- being encroached by his enemies -- consults the devil about what course of action he should take: Should he seek escape? The demon responds: Non, sta secure; venient inimici tui suaviter et subdentur tibi (No, rest secure; your enemies will come humbly and subdue unto you). The bishop follows the advice, and in effect his castle gets captured and he himself gets burnt at stake. Before he dies, the devil -- in response to the bishop's cries of being deceived -- interprets his previous advice thusly: Non sta secure; venient inimici tui sua vi ter et subdent ur tibi (Don't rest secure; your enemies will come in thrice their strength and will set fire unto you). [[note]]It isn't stated explicitly, but the first communication must have had written form, probably as an effect of some divinatory procedure.[[/note]]
* "The Casefiles of Mr J G Reeder" is a reprint of three Edgar Wallace books. It appears to be based on the Project Gutenberg text, which in turn contains a number of OCR errors. Most notably, the software seemed to have some difficulty telling the difference between "burn" and "bum".

[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

* Played with multiple times on ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'''s "Celebrity Jeopardy!" sketches, although it's strongly implied that Creator/SeanConnery[[note]]played by Darrell Hammond[[/note]] was just [[ForTheLulz being a dick]] as it's somewhat hard to read "An Album Cover" as "Anal Bum Cover". Other examples from those sketches are "The Pen Is Mightier", read by Connery as "The Penis Mightier" ("Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really [[BiggerIsBetterInBed mighty my penis]], man?"); "S Words", which was read as "[[SwordTropes Swords]]"; "Catch The Semen" for "Catch These Men"; "Jap Anus Relations", for "Japan-US Relations", "Famous Titles" as "Famous Titties"; "Who Reads" as "Whore Ads", crossing out letters from "I Have a Chardonnay" to make it say "I Have a [[BiggerIsBetterInBed hardon]]", "Let It Snow" as "Le Tits, Now", and even the above "Therapists" example. [[Creator/NormMacDonald Burt Reynolds]] also once pronounced "a petit déjeuner" as "ape tit", with [[HilarityEnsues the usual results]]. In most cases, Alex Trebek (Will Ferrell) would correct Connery's mispronouncing by saying (for instance) "That's 'Therapists', not 'The Rapists'."
** In one case, Trebek decided to just pick a clue from the category "Foreign Flicks", but Connery immediately buzzed in and responded with "Ursula Andress". After being asked for clarification, he then responded with "Ursula Andress, Catherine Deneuve, and Charo, twice", after which Trebek emphasized that it was "FOREIGN ''FLICKS''". It is [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar heavily implied]] that Connery was reading it as "FOREIGN FUCKS" (with the L and I so close together as to be mistaken for a U), given that he remarks later in the sketch that he had "thought of some more foreign ladies I snogged."
** The "Therapists" one also happened on ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'' itself when the show [[AscendedMeme did a session of categories inspired by the sketch]].
* There is a ''Series/TheBennyHillShow'' sketch where Creator/BennyHill is a sign painter and he's painting a door for a therapist, and he paints "JOHN SMITH, THE RAPIST" instead of "JOHN SMITH, THERAPIST".
* In a similar RedSkelton sketch, Red was supposed to be arranging letters on a movie marquee to read "IMA JACK AS SINBAD." A beautiful girl came by, [[DistractedByTheSexy Red stopped watching what he was doing]], and it ended up as "IM A JACKASS."
* Played with in ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' with "Tobias Fünke: Analrapist" (Analyst/Therapist). Tobias [[ItIsPronouncedTroPAY insists that it be pronounced "Ah-NAL-rap-pist"]], but it's hard to read it as anything ''but'' what it says on his business card, even when compressed into a single word.
--> '''Buster:''' (gasps as he reads the card)\\
'''Tobias:''' Don't worry, it isn't pronounced like that.\\
'''Buster:''' It isn't the pronunciation I was worried about.
** In season 4, it's revealed that Tobias's license plate reads "ANUSTART", as he is hoping to get A NU START. He also mistakes a methadone (here spelt "methodone") clinic for a "method one" acting class. On the other hand, after being in prison, he finally realized ''to some degree'' how he comes off and instead changes his title to "theralyst".
* ''Series/{{QI}}'' presented four of the websites listed below [[spoiler:whorepresents, expertsexchange, powergenitalia, therapistfinder and penisland]] -- the panellists were given the websites and had to work out what they were really meant to be.
* Creator/DemetriMartin did a sketch about this.
* Deliberately [[InvokedTrope invoked]] by the written sketch compilation ''[[Creator/MontyPython MONTYPYTHONSCRAPBOOK]]''.
* In one ''Series/ThreesCompany'', Janet thinks Jack's girlfriend is a prostitute, but she's actually a psychologist. The confusion culminates in Janet reading the woman's business card as "The rapist!"
* Used in the title of the series ''Series/{{Ideal}}'' which is about, you guessed it, a drug dealer.
* Used to great effect in the short-lived TV show, ''Series/{{Miracles}}'', where a message is repeatedly found scrawled near the site of unexplained events reading "GODISNOWHERE", leading to an in-universe conflict of interpretations.
* Used on ''Series/{{Lowdown}}'' with a subeditor asking Alex if Brad Pitt has actually been convicted of rape when an unfortunate line break changes "Brad Pitt's therapist" to "Brad Pitt's the rapist".
* The broad, white, all-caps, sans-serif credits font used in ''Series/BarneyMiller'' was not kind to writer Theodore J. Flicker.
* In one episode of ''Series/{{Raines}}'', the eponymous character claims he read [[TheShrink Dr. Kohl's]] card as "The Rapist" instead of "Therapist".
* In an episode of ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'' spinoff ''The Golden Palace", the girls ordered personalised pens with the phrase "pen is compliments of The Golden Palace". The guy left out the space between "pen" and "is".
-->'''Customer''': Is this some sort of come-on?
* Done on ''Series/TopGear'' with writing logos on car doors in such a way that they look like something else when the door is opened. Namely "L'''arse'''n's '''Biscuits'''", "'''Penis'''tone Oils", "A'''merde'''a '''du fromage''', ("Merde du fromage" is roughly French for "shit of cheese", but the idiomatic meaning is closer to "bloody cheese"), "C'est '''les bien''' c'''hat'''!", "So'''phart'''el Industrie", Restaur'''ant''' pe'''tit''' en'''tree'''" and '''Coq''' joli '''yaourt''' auxfruits" (roughly "cock yoghurt and nice fruits).
** Taken UpToEleven with the India Special, where they place large signs on the sides of the train (which later separated upon arriving on a train station) which read: "'''The United Kingdom promotes''' Briti'''sh IT for your company'''" and "'''Eat English muff'''ins".
* In ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'' Frank Reynolds names his club Shadynasty, which he meant to be Sha Dynasty, not Shady Nasty.
* In ''Series/NotGoingOut'', Lee is incensed about a notice he found at the career's section of the library saying "Are you looking for a job, innit?", finding it TotallyRadical to an insulting degree. His roommate looks at the letter and explains that it says "Are you looking for a job in IT?".
* In ''Series/{{Review}}'', Forrest receives a request via twitter from the user "@bubblebaths" to review "there all is aching." This nonsensical request ultimately drives Forrest to the point of insanity and institutionalization. Ultimately it is revealed that [[spoiler: the question was mangled due to a computer error, and in fact the request was from twitter user "@[=TheRealLisaChing=]," asking Forrest to review bubble baths]].
* ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver'':
** An enforced example had a bunch of one second long videos put on johnoliversecstapes.com.
** John once listed off Donald Trump's failed businesses, including travel booking site Go Trump (gotrump.com). He figured it was "a real thorn in the side of anyone hoping gotRump.com featured a single thing worth masturbating to."
* On Freeview TV (Great Britain), Channel 39, one of myriad QVC-style shopping channels, advertises a weekly show as '''DIES WITH SUE WILSON'''. You need to tune in to discover it's about using decorative stamps and ink-pads for creative craft -- a "die" in the sense of a pre-formed stamp with raised detail that captures the ink, so as to leave a pretty pattern on the paper when firmly pressed against it. But that ''title''....
* On a Halloween episode of ''Series/NightCourt'', the gang is led to believe that the ghost of a man who died before his case could be decided is haunting the courtroom. A medium conducts a seance and is apparently possessed by the spirit, and scribbles something on a legal pad while saying, "I want....I want...." On the paper is the word JUST, and below it, ICE. Dan says to the sky, "Just ice? Sure we can't get you a little Margarita mix, Ray?" Harry corrects him.
* The Australian show ''The Con Test'' used this trope in its title.


* Covers of the British SF/Fantasy magazine ''SFX'' often are examples (perhaps deliberately invoked) of this trope. When a cover subject's photo is placed in front of the magazine's logo, it looks like the magazine's logo might actually be ''S'''E'''X''. One letter to the editor informed the magazine that a picture of Chris Evans as ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger'' on the cover and having the 'F' obscured led to that issue being put with the "gay interest" magazines in his local newsagents.
** Referenced in the title of Creator/DavidLangford's collected SFX work: ''The SEX Column And Other Misprints''.
* Also in Britain, a run-of-the-mill bog-standard women's magazine was called ''Closer'' by its publishers. Given that on at least one occasion, the capital "C" of "Closer" has been obscured by elements of the cover design or lead picture, this might have been a naming error..
** ''Closer'', like its sister magazines and imitators, is deliberately edited, priced low and targeted at women in the lower social demographics - the advertising within the pages makes this clear. so the front-page error that obscures the "C" might well be perceived as [[TakeThat rubbing it in]], or as a [[BitingTheHandHumor snidey joke perpetuated by the designers at the expense of the targeted audience]]...

* A label on a Music/BobDylan LP once (in violation of standard typesetting) broke the title "Mr. Tambourine Man" across two lines as "MR. TAMBO- / URINE MAN". This provided the inspiration for a line in Music/TheyMightBeGiants' song "Weep Day": "It's samba time for Tambo and weep day for Urine Man."
* Music/SusanBoyle celebrated the release of one of her albums with the Website/{{Twitter}} hashtag #susanalbumparty.
* Italian punk rock band Prozac+ released an album named "Miodio", which can be read alternately as "Mi odio" (''I hate myself'') or "Mio dio" (''My god'').
* The band name Music/{{Alexisonfire}} can be read in about ten different ways, depending on punctuation or spacing between letters.
* The track "Big Butter And Egg Man" by Music/LouisArmstrong and his [[Music/TheCompleteHotFiveAndHotSevenRecordings Hot Five and Hot Seven]]. Is it about a duo named ''Big Butter'' and ''Egg Man''? Or about a man called ''Big Butter And Egg''? [[note]] It's the latter. A ''big butter and egg man'' was 1920s slang for a big spender, a travelling businessman in the habit of spending large amounts of money in nightclubs. [[/note]]
* ''Music/StationToStation'' by Music/DavidBowie, which has a title that can be interpreted as a station named ''Station To'' or a station named ''To Station''.
* "Phones Ex" by The Fitness.
* Invoked by Music/NickiMinaj in her song "[[StuffyOldSongsAboutTheButtocks Super Bass]]." You see, [[DontExplainTheJoke Miss Minaj is known for having a large butt...]]
* Music/BritneySpears intentionally invoked this in "If You Seek Amy", which sounds like "F.U.C.K. Me" with a space shifted.

[[folder: New Media ]]

* The most famous example is possibly [[http://www.citymaxblog.com/top-50-crappiest-domain-names-purchased/1240/ a collection of URLs that were found to be... failures in some way]]. Try to figure out what they are before highlighting the spoiler:
** http://www.penisland.net [[spoiler:Pen Island; probably an intentional joke site]]. ''We Specialize In Wood''
** http://www.expertsexchange.com [[spoiler:Experts Exchange]].[[note]]The site has since been moved to http://www.experts-exchange.com/ and the hyphenless version has expired and been taken by domain squatters.[[/note]] Also mentioned in [[http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Blame-Peter.aspx this article.]]
** http://www.gotahoe.com [[spoiler:Go Tahoe]]
** http://www.therapistfinder.com [[spoiler:Therapist Finder]][[note]]The URL has since been changed to http://www.counselingcalifornia.com/[[/note]]
** http://www.whorepresents.com [[spoiler:Who Represents]]
** http://www.ferrethandjobs.com [[spoiler:Ferreth and Jobs.]] [[note]]They're in the process of changing their address to http://www.ferrethjobs.com.[[/note]] ''Is your business in the right hands?''
** http://www.speedofart.com [[spoiler:Speed Of Art; possibly intentional]]
** http://www.powergenitalia.com [[spoiler:Powergen Italia - The Italian branch of Powergen, a manufacturer of electricity generating equipment]] [[note]]The new one was taken by squatters. [[http://web.archive.org/web/20020202143732/http://www.powergenitalia.com/inglese/HomeengFrame.html Here is the old one.]][[/note]]
** http://www.Chicks.net is the lovely homepage of [[spoiler:Mr. Christopher Hicks.]]
** http://www.doctorwhoreviews.co.uk [[spoiler:''Series/DoctorWho'' Reviews]]
** http://www.feeduscrap.fr [[spoiler:Fée du Scrap]][[note]]Literally "Fairy of the Scrap" but "Scrapbook Fairy" is probably the intent.[[/note]] Sounds totally innocuous in French, incidentally.
** http://www.childrenslaughterhouse.com [[spoiler:Children's Laughter House, an intentional joke site]]
** http://bigbustycoons.com [[spoiler:Big Bus Tycoons, another intentional joke site]]
** http://kidsexchange.net [[spoiler:Kids exchange? What exactly is going on there?]] They have since changed their URL to http://kxconsignment.com/
** A Dutch example: one internet company tried to promote switching from any other company to them. Their slogan: "Overstappen is niet eng" ("Switching isn't scary"). Their URL: www.overstappenisnieteng.nl, which with the words squashed together can and will be read as "Overstap penis niet eng" ("Switch to penis not scary"). It took them a few months to catch on, after which they ''very'' quickly changed their ads and URL.
* [[http://www.baseball-reference.com/ Baseball-Reference.com,]] a very popular database of baseball players and their statistics, lists players by the first five letters of their last name and the first two letters of their first name. No problem, except for Boston Red Sox star Kevin Youkilis. The result: [=YoukiKe=]. Yeah. They changed his entry real quick...to [=YouklKe=], which isn't much better. Particularly unfortunate because Youkilis is Jewish.
* [[http://web.archive.org/web/20101223121455/http://top10kid.com/2008/07/21/top-10-unintentionally-funny-websites/ Here's a top 10 list of them.]]
* The URL to the official website of ''Film/RepoTheGeneticOpera'', as noticed by quite a few people, is '''rePOOPera.com'''. Apparently noticeable enough that 'repo-opera' is now a redirect.
* It's been noted a few times that the url for the section of the Arlington Cemetery site about the Tomb Of The Unknowns ends in [[http://www.arlingtoncemetery.net/tombofun.htm tombofun.htm]] -- as in [[TheFunInFuneral Tomb O' Fun]].
* http://www.gencysexit.com. Inactive now, if you looked in the upper left corner of your computer when visiting that site, it even said "Fuck You Wiki/TVTropes".
* http://fuckyeahmenswear.tumblr.com is about menswear, not an enthusiastic affirmation that [[RatedMForManly men swear]]. To confuse matters, http://realmenswear.tumblr.com/ posts photos of stylish men with profanity-laced captions.
* [[http://larrysanger.org http://larrysanger.org]] is the personal page of Larry Sanger, one of Wikipedia's creators; not a page on how angry Larry is.
* http://www.rebelscum.com, a ''Franchise/StarWars'' database famous for its action figure photo archive.
* http://www.michaelspornanimation.com sounds like some guy's {{Hentai}} collection, but is in fact the site of an animation company run by a man named Michael Sporn.
%%* [[http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1923265 This]] [=FML=] story.
* A Turkish designer named Adil Işık has a clothing line named after him. Of course the website would be "Adil Işık" followed by ".com". However, Turkish letters can cause trouble in [=URLs=], so it's written as adilisik.com instead...and "Adil'i sik" means "Fuck Adil".(Not as in "Man, fuck that guy.", but as in sexually violate him.)
* America Online's font in the early 90's made lower-case "m" almost indistinguishable from lower-case "r" and "n" together ("rn"), giving fuel to early [[{{Troll}} Internet Trolls]] to create fake names to "post as" anyone who had the misfortune of merely having a lower-case "m" or "rn" in their username. For instance "Mama" could be copied as "Marna" (And vice versa) and look exactly the same - even if you looked closely.
* http://weheartit.com/ is a photograph site, not a site about hearing boobs.
* http://putlockerbin.com/ is a entertainment site, not a site about movies& games reviews.
* The day of the death of Margaret Thatcher, one of the first hashtags to spring up on Twitter was #nowthatchersdead, created by a website critical of Thatcher. This [[http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2013/04/08/margaret-thatcher-hashtag-confuses-cher-fans/ spurred confusion]] among Music/{{Cher}} fans, mostly Americans, who read it as “Now that Cher’s dead.” Soon other Twitter users, including comedian Ricky Gervais, started mocking these panicked fans.
* Mrs [[Creator/StephenFry Edna Fry's]] second book, ''How To Have An Almost Perfect Marriage'' is frequently plugged on Twitter with the hashtag #[=HowToHaveAnAlmostPerfectMarriage=]. She has occasionally "accidentally" rendered this as #[=HowToHaveAnalMostPerfectMarriage=].
* With Hurricane Sandy, CBS was promoting their group "CBS Cares". They averted the obvious "CB scares" by having the www.cbscares.com redirect to their website page which used an underscore for a space "cbs_cares".
* [[http://www.regretsy.com/2012/11/12/best-etsy-store-name-ever/ Regretsy has pointed out]] an Etsy store called scarfarts - they sell scarves, so it's meant to be read as "Scarf Arts", not "Scar Farts".
* A cheese shop founded by Ms Liz Godsell seems somewhat blasphemous at http://www.godsellscheese.com/
* At [[http://www.beverlyhillscabco.com beverlyhillscabco.com]], you ''cannot'' hire temporary workers while your employees are on strike, only taxicabs.
* [[http://pixelsatanexhibition.blogspot.pt/ This discontinued blog]] is about art and videogames and the name is meant to invoke "Pixels at an Exhibition". Not the blasphemous-sounding "Pixel Satan Exhibition"!
* The site [[http://www.vegastripping.com vegastripping.com]] is devoted to taking trips to Las Vegas; it has nothing to do with a ''Franchise/StreetFighter'' character's side job.
* [[http://www.allwomenstalk.com allwomenstalk.com]] is a magazine site that's "All Women's Talk", not a commentary that women tend to be stalkers... but its listed title actually is ''All Women Stalk'', making it potentially a LampshadeHanging.
* [[https://www.classdojo.com classdojo.com]] is "Class Dojo" not "Cl Ass Dojo" is a site for keeping track of your classes behavior, not to train your butt.
* [[http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/ bedbathandbeyond.com]] is, of course, about the store, not about a strange adventure that involves bed, bat, hand, beyond...
* [[http://www.jackcola.org/2011/12/the-ultimate-collection-of-unintentional-but-funny-domain-names-with-a-double-meaning/ Here's a huge list of them.]]
* [[http://muppetguystalking.com/ muppetguystalking.com]] is the website for a [[Film/MuppetGuysTalking documentary about Muppet performers]], not an informative guide to obsessively researching Muppet guys (i.e. "Muppet guy stalking").

[[folder: Newspaper Comics ]]
* One ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' strip had a woman asking the PointyHairedBoss for her email address to be something other than the standard [[http://www.dilbert.com/fast/2000-08-19/ first-initial, last-name format]]. The boss denied Brenda [[spoiler:Utthead]]'s request.


* Programmers tend to abbreviate things in their code. This combined with the subject matter makes it possible to find combinations of letters and digits that look identical in certain fonts. Which can become quite the mess given that computers are fully ok with having both a variable called CLINT and one called CUNT that may be used for nearly the same thing. This is one of the reasons why programming is always done with monospace fonts.
* Apache Maven (a build manager for Java projects) uses a file called [[http://maven.apache.org/guides/introduction/introduction-to-the-pom.html pom.xml]] (not porn.xml) for configuration.

[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
* In July 2017, WWE held a PPV entitled ''Great Balls of Fire''. Appropriately, there were [[https://twitter.com/Saltine_MMEH/status/884242928704638976 several moments]] where wrestlers' heads were positioned in camera angles to obscure the title on the arena's ribbon displays to say "[[GroinAttack EAT BALLS]]". Meanwhile, when [[Wrestling/EnzoAndCass Big Cass]] entered the stage, his head blocked a "C" on a giant screen behind him.

[[folder: Theater]]

* In Johann Strauss's comic operetta ''Theatre/DieFledermaus'', the governor of the local prison asks Frosch (the jailer who was on duty the previous night) if anything unusual happened, to which Frosch replies ''"Nichts, würdig Herr Direktor."'' ("Nothing, worthy governor.") The governor, however, hears it as ''"Nichtswürdig Herr Direktor"'' ("Unworthy governor"), and thinks he's being insulted until Frosch clarifies the statement.


[[folder: Video Games]]
* Crow gets confused in ''VideoGame/DreamfallTheLongestJourney'': "A real therapist he was... or wait maybe it was 'rapist'..."
* There's a mod/cheat utility program for ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' called Dwarf Therapist. This is not particularly funny until you notice that the URL for the program; http://code.google.com/p/dwarftherapist/
** Embraced, however, in typical dwarven fashion by the game's community, who regularly refer to it as "Dwarf [=TheRapist=]".
* The original ''VideoGame/{{Metroid|1}}'' had the ClassicCheatCode NARPAS SWORD. It doesn't stand for any particular sword, but rather "NAR Password" - the space was due to how the password input worked. There are various theories as to what NAR means, including "North American Release"[[note]]the original Japanese Famicom Disk System version had save files rather than a password system[[/note]] and "Not A Real", or being short for Toru Narihiro, the programmer who converted the game from disk to cartridge.
* [[Creator/ValveSoftware Gabe Newell's]] email is 'gaben@valvesoftware.com'. While not very conspicuous in text, it provides [[MemeticMutation a fun soundbite]] when Gabe himself reads it in-game. Apparently, he is not too fond of this, opting for the letter-by-letter approach in later commentaries. This just made it worse.
* Like the "Flicker" example everywhere, ''VideoGame/ArmoredCore 4'' and for Answer features a part called 09-FLICKER, which is a flashbang in rocket form. Pretty appropriate in both forms, as getting hit removes your ability to lock on to enemies for a certain time, and with mechs typically moving at blinding speeds, as well as the NPC enemies who do equip them are known to be ThatOneBoss, you are seriously boned.
* A popular fan-made van paintjob in ''VideoGame/AllPointsBulletin'' could be read differently whether the side door was open or closed: it said "'''I'''ce '''Cream''' For '''Myself''' And '''Over'''achieving '''Children'''"
* ''VideoGame/KirbysEpicYarn''. Go ahead and count how many people first saw this as ''Kirby's Epic '''Yam''''', made possible due to general knowledge that Kirby likes to eat things, and the fact that most sites render text in Arial which makes "r n" look like "m" (technically the same problem as the AOL entry under New Media, above). Unsurprisingly, most of the people who got the title wrong originally misread the title at forums or gaming news sites who use proportional sans-serif fonts like Arial.
* The box art for the games in the ''VideoGame/AkibasTrip'' series write the name in all caps and with no space between the S and the T, deliberately making it readable as "Akiba Strip". And it actually is a game about taking people's clothes off. ([[ItMakesSenseInContext Because they're vampires who disintegrate in sunlight, you see...]])
* ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'' has a relatively innocent example in season two. Sam and Max discover a new garage in their neighborhood called "Pimp Le Car". Max asks "Sam, what's a pimple car?"
* The final form of the FinalBoss of ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening'' is named [=DethI=] (with an uppercase "I" at the end and pronounced "Death Eye"), but since a uppercase "I" looks identical to a lowercase "L" in many fonts, its name is often mistaken for "DETHL." Even the encyclopedia on the official Zelda website made this mistake.

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* In ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', Rose's Chumhandle is "tentacleTherapist". While it has not led to an actual confusion, it's most certainly a nod to this.
* In ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'', [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_537.php this comic]] caused a bit of comical reaction in the forms when it came out over amber's choice of sound effect. Apparently, "click" is another word you have to be careful around with some lower-case fonts.
* In the twenty-fifth ''WebAnimation/EddsWorld'' comic, Edd and Matt walk into a building marked "Therapists." After a beat panel, they walk out, with Edd commenting that "They really should make the space between "e" and "r" bigger..." [[DontExplainTheJoke Yeah, they were raped]].
* For AprilFoolsDay 2012, ''Webcomic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella'' [[http://nonadventures.com/no-nad.html took advantage of a possible misparsing of the page URL.]] (Warning: NSFW)
* The comic book "flick" scenario (see above) is deliberately [[InvokedTrope invoked]] in ''Webcomic/JetDream''. [[http://tgcaps.com/caps/modcomics/suedenim/jetdream/jetdream02/jetdream2_06.jpg.php At the end of one story]], Harmony (frustrated as the only [[GenderBender T-Girl]] yet to pass her [[TrainingFromHell "Feminine Biology" training course]]) goes to the movies on a date. Afterwards, she says seeing the movie helped resolve her problem. Her date remarks "I knew you only needed one good flick!"
* ''Webcomic/DarkLegacyComics'' has an InUniverse example [[http://www.darklegacycomics.com/402.html here]] when Keydar decides to create a new alt character.
* ''Webcomic/DocRat'' has [=IRateCustomers.com=].

[[folder: Web Original ]]
* The [[Website/{{Reddit}} subreddit]] [[https://www.reddit.com/r/keming/ r/keming]] and [[http://fuckyeahkeming.com/ this website]] chronicle failures of ''kerning'', or spacing between letters.
* Radio/TheYoungTurks have a movie reviews show appropriately called The [[http://www.youtube.com/whattheflickshow What The Flick?! Show]]
* In ''WebAnimation/BattleForDreamIsland'', [[AnimateInanimateObject Pen]] states that if he were to win Dream Island, he would name it "Pen Island, no spaces, all caps!" He probably doesn't realize it, but he's naming it PENISLAND. This could have just as well been the TropeNamer.
* There is a person on Website/YouTube with the account name Micioonthet, who once had to make a video explaining that his name is supposed to be read as "Micio on the T" and not "Micioon Thet".
* ''Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses'' is inconsistent with abbreviating or not in [=URL=]s ([[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]] is "aj" but WebVideo/DiamandaHagan is fully spelled out). One is a deliberate aversion of this trope, as WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows goes by "tis" instead. (And hilariously[=/=]appropriately, Creator/BradJones is "bj".)
* While on Brad Jones, sometimes the Webvideo/MidnightScreenings will lead to funny pictures with truncated signs, such as ''[[http://reallybradjones.tumblr.com/image/151121591134 Deepwater Ho]]rizon'', ''The [[https://twitter.com/thecinemasnob/status/778750534639464448 Disappointme]]nts'', and ''[[https://twitter.com/thecinemasnob/status/847227000276135937 Going In Sty]]le''.
* In one ''WebVideo/{{SMOSH}}'' "If Apps were real" skit, they use Siri to direct them to a pen store called Pen Island, they end up in a place called Penisland. Relatedly, the People Eliminating Nefariousness club has only 15 members. That's right, "I PEN 15"! Wait...
-->Ian: FFFUUU-
* {{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}} originally intended for his screen name to be read "Chugga A. Conroy", but the lowercase caused it to mutate and become pronounced "Chugga-conroy", which was adopted early on.
* On Wiki/ThisVeryWiki, a past version of the Laconic page for this trope (circa 2011) consisted of "...is that TheProblemWithPenisLand is a valid link to the exact same page."
* For one episode, Jacksfilms' "Your Grammar Sucks" series became "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgQ3gKH64no Your Grammar's Awesome]]", in which he highlighted comments from Website/YouTube and other sites that were relatively free of grammatical and spelling errors but were humorous for other reasons. Once he announces the title of the video, the backdrop changes from a wraparound text reading "YGS" to one reading "YGA". The fact that the background subsequently appears to read "GA Y" has to be deliberate, especially because the very first comment he reads is [[ShapedLikeItself "homosexuals are so gay"]], while most of rest are [[SelfDeprecation insults directed at himself or his channel]].

[[folder: Western Animation ]]
* ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'' has the "Warf Arts Center."
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' episode "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E9BridleGossip Bridle Gossip]]", Twilight Sparkle misreads a book titled "Super Naturals" as "Supernaturals".
* Used in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/SquidBillies'', in reverse.
-->"No, no, I'm not a therapist. I'm The Rapist. A lot of people make that mistake."

[[folder: Real Life ]]
* Yes, Pen Island [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pen_Island is real]]. There are actually two Pen islands: East and West Pen island. They are part of several uninhabited arctic islands in Nunavut, Canada. West Pen Island is actually a spit, rather than an island. East Pen Island is situated off the shore of Ontario, a few kilometers southeast of Manitoba, and no, [[{{Pun}} it's not a swallow]].
* Pen Island is also a [[http://www.penisland.net/ store that sells custom fountain pens.]] As far as we can tell, it's a joke website, but that's only because we're too scared to order a commission.
-->"We Specialize In Wood".
* Splitting a string, say a domain name, into smaller words of a dictionary, is a typical problem of algorithms. There are efficient solutions to it that use a technique called Dynamic Programming.
* Once upon a time, there was a suite of educational software called "[=ViaGrafix=]". Cue many school bookkeepers wondering why they were being billed for something called "Viagrafix".
* [[http://www.snopes.com/language/mistakes/dord.asp Dord]] was listed as a synonym for density for a few years in Merriam-Webster's New International Dictionary. When an editor tried to find the etymology of the word, he couldn't find any evidence that "dord" was actually a word. It eventually transpired that the source of "dord" was a slip of paper, reading "'''D or d''': cont./density", which was intended for the entries for upper and lowercase 'd'. This phantom word propagated across dictionaries for a few years afterwards. (There actually ''is'' such a thing as a "dord", being an [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dord_%28instrument%29 ancient Irish musical horn]].)
* Actor/comedian Donald Glover's twitter account used to be donglover ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=901oFNbaAPM mentioned here]]).
* ABC Amber LIT Converter is abbreviated in the url as "abclit."
* On the Stanley Cup, 1944 Toronto Maple Leafs Assistant Manager Frank Selke (yes, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_J._Selke_Trophy that Selke]]), is listed as simply "F.J. Selke ([[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Ass Man]])"
** Assistant trainer Arc Campbell is listed as "Arc Campbell (Ass Train)".
* In German, Duschlampe (shower lamp) and Du Schlampe (you slut).
* This can be an issue in solving crossword puzzles since one has to guess the number of words in the answer. And even with the right number of words, guessing where one ends can be difficult.
* An odd form of DamnYouMuscleMemory which led to this trope popping up happened when users used to the file name limits of MS-DOS (and by extension, Windows 1.0 through 3.11) switched to using Windows 95 and later. They'd first keep naming their files as if they were still on the older operating system, then gradually stop abbreviating words in the file name, but still not use spaces, before finally using the long file names the way they were intended. The middle stage is where this trope cropped up. For example, a ''Series/DoctorWho'' reference image might be named "doctorwhoref.png", and while the user might not notice anything odd about it, when they email it to someone to use as reference material, they're likely to get a snarky comment about the file name when they next hear from the recipient.
** Use of spaces in filenames remains awkward on command-line UNIX systems, keeping this problem around, though CamelCase or underscores_as_spaces or dashes-as-spaces can be used to avert it.
* One shop which fronts onto London Road in West Croydon used to be a video rental store called Flickers, and it had a painted advert on its rear wall (above the railway tracks) which can still be seen from Tamworth Road. It can be very startling when one sees it for the first time, and mistakes the LI for a U...
* Spaces:
** It still isn't commonly used in many Asian languages, such as Japanese, so for a new learner of the language who can only write in kana, you can often end up with strings of phrases that, without kanji to identify the specific meaning, could have any number of wildly varying meanings.
* [[https://www.reddit.com/r/keming/comments/58vw47/fuckering_lights_xpost_from_runfortunateplacement/ This]] is supposed to say "Flickering lights", but well.
* Japanese often places diacritics in between Katakana words, i.e. those imported from other languages, leading to confusion for new learners, i.e. "I can understand the sounds, but what do the dots mean?".
* The UrbanLegend of the Chevy Nova's alleged failure in Latin America hinges on this; the claim is that since "no va" is Spanish for "it doesn't go", people didn't want to buy a car with that name. While the idea that customers would automatically conflate one word with two is absurd enough, where this fits the trope is the fact that "nova" itself ''[[http://www.spanishdict.com/translate/nova is a word in Spanish]]''. (Not to mention that, if you were to say "my car won't go", you'd say ''no funciona'' or ''no marcha'', not ''no va''). There's also ''no va'' (depending of the dialect) normally means ''It doesn't combine'' or ''it doesn't mix''.
* In Brazil, there's a brand of baby diapers called [[http://www.inglesnosupermercado.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fraldas-pompom-top-confort.jpg "Pom-Pom"]], and the font used doesn't help. It is at least awkward enough for English-speakers, since in Portuguese, "pornografia" is abbreviated "pornô".
* There's a real shop called "Kidsexchange". While not quite as potentially creepy, there's also a Kids Haven. If you just glimpse it as driving past, it can seem odd.
* Where a lot of the hilarity comes from in playing Mad Gab.
* Under certain fonts, the word "click" actually looks like "dick".
* God is Nowhere:
** Deliberately evoked (and subverted) by the Denver-based evangelical organization [[http://www.godisnowhere.org GODISNOWHERE]]. They've had a booth at the Capitol Hill People's Fair and the Taste of Colorado in Denver for well over a decade, and they count on atheists reading the phrase as "God is Nowhere," and then attempt to evangelize them when they come visiting what they think are like-minded individuals. People at the real atheist booth do their best to warn newcomers about this.
** This has shown up on actual church billboards, followed by "(read it again)", which doesn't guarantee a different interpretation, especially if you're driving past it.
* The video store [[https://terrifictop10.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/megaflicks.jpg MEGAFLICKS]] probably should have been more careful with their font choice. As does [[http://www.businesspundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/kidsexchange.jpg Kids Exchange]].
* A [[{{Gayborhood}} popular gay cruising and hangout spot]] in the city of Manchester, England, is Canal Street. Unfortunately, people -- not always mischievous heteros -- will insist on [[SignsOfDisrepair stealing two letters from the street signs so they read " ANAL TREET"]].
* Is [[http://www.petsmart.com/ PetSmart]] where you learn to pet intelligently or a mart where pets can buy things?
* Because many companies use the "first initial, last name" setup, it can lead so some issues with names that are traditionally common in one part of the world but are less so with immigration. Examples include:
** Maho: innocent enough unless a person happens to be named Ivan or Irene.
** [[http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/unfortunate-names-18.jpg Steve Hitchin.]]
** Others of note: B. Lowman, U. Ho, T. Watkins, F. Uckermann, [[Franchise/StarWars "Y. Oda"]], Y. Ou.
** Former NASA manager [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Pace Scott Pace]] had the awesome-sounding e-mail address [[{{Pun}} s.pace]]@nasa.gov.
* A now defunct British telecoms company gave their employees computer user names consisting of their surname followed by their initials. They ''did not'' deviate from this with K.S. Wan. This was particularly noticeable because computer printouts always featured the owner's user ID in enormous letters.
* Fairly common in Swedish thanks to people forgetting the rule that compound words have to be written as one word. Some classic examples include "Rökfritt" (No smoking) being written as "Rök fritt" (Smoke freely), "Djupfryst kycklinglever" (frozen chicken liver) as "Djup fryst kyckling lever" (profound frozen chicken lives), "Kassamedarbetare sökes" (tellers wanted) as "Kassa medarbetare sökes" (crappy co-workers wanted) or "brunhårig sjuksköterska" (brunette nurse) as "brun hårig sjuk sköterska" (brown hairy sickly caretaker).
* Comedian Creator/BillyConnolly relates travelling by now defunct American air carrier Trans-World airlines. A stewardess, who had evidently been taught this by rote, smiled and asked "Sir, would you like some of our T.W.A. coffee?" Without missing a beat, Connolly smiled back and said "No thanks, miss. But I'd really love to dip my tongue into your T.W.A. tea." The stewardess missed the joke entirely and Connolly got his cup of tea...
* British TV personality and sports commentator Stuart Hall decided to invest in a travel agent's shop bearing his name. Unfortunately the stationery had all been printed and the shop sign readied to go up before somebody noticed the thing with Stuart Hall International Travel.
* ''Creator/StephenFry''[='=]s (since taken down) video celebrating his millionth follower on Twitter poked fun at this, with the premise being that Stephen was portraying a robot from the future who had been "erotically cloned" from Stephen, and who pronounces Stephen's name as "Step-Hen Fry".
* More than one person has looked at the company name [[http://www.samsung.com/ Samsung]] and jokingly wondered "What did Sam sing?"
* There was once a candy bar called HITS. It was quickly pulled when someone noticed what a row of them on the supermarket shelf looked like. HITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITS.
* The restaurant ''Porto Fino'' in downtown LA has a website at the url [[http://portofinodtla.com portofinodtla.com]]. There is no such thing as the Port of Inod, nor does this site have anything to do with a three-letter acronym.
* [[http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/12/27/unfortunate-restaurant-name-of-the-day Anu's kitchen]] might want to pick a better name for their restaurant.
* [[http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/truro-rude-pub-sign-read-3390334 The Wig and Pen]] had this problem while advertising that they were open for business.
* Small town of Kappeln in Germany has an even smaller quarter "Espenis". [[note]]Probably parsing as "Espe Nis", aspen wood (?!) - or maybe aspen island, in which case this also would work in English)[[/note]]. To add insult to injury, "es(s)"="eat!". So its name is literally "Suck My Dick"...
* Website http://www.cityofart.net/ is actually about art, not flatulence.
* Ladie's [[http://skintimate.ca/ Skintimate shaving gel]] is the unexpectedly gross "Skin Tim ate".
* The New People building in UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco labels the floors to indicate what is on each floor. The 3rd floor is labeled "[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: 3 F arts ]]
".[[note]]In Japan, floors are designated ''n''F, where ''n'' is the floor number, so 1st floor is "1F", 2nd floor is "2F", etc. Being a building dedicated to Japanese pop culture and arts, New People uses this particular floor naming convention.[[/note]]
* One early test case session for the UsefulNotes/AppleMacintosh's operating system ended with users complaining that the OS was calling them a ''dolt''[[http://www.folklore.org/StoryView.py?project=Macintosh&story=Do_It.txt]]. It turns out that rendering the word ''Do It!'' in a san-serif font and with too small a space between both words is a bad idea (aside from the implication of the other meaning of ''[[UnusualEuphemism do it]]''). It was quickly changed to the industrial standard "OK".
* Crossed with SnipeHunt -- one midwestern church camp needed a sign at the entrance to the cabin areas warning [=RVs=] [[note]]Recreational Vehicles[[/note]] off, since those roads were too narrow for large vehicles to maneuver easily. Instead of [=NO RVS BEYOND THIS POINT=], the sign maker misplaced a space and gave them [=NORVS BEYOND THIS POINT=]. "Norvs" turned out to be a good way to keep the junior campers in their cabins after lights-out, so the sign was kept.
* This unfortunately named veterinary hospital in Brazil, [[http://i.imgur.com/mrC7F3s.png PetSanus]].
* Singer Susan Boyle had a new album out and held a party to promote it. She put out an announcement on Twitter under "Susan album party". Unfortunately, the resulting hashtag invited people to Su's Anal Bum Party.
* When getting a cake with a custom inscription, it's probably best to either phrase things very carefully, or make sure your baker has good handwriting and piping skills. A little bit of stray icing is all it takes for "HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLINT" to convey a rather different meaning than intended.
* In fifteenth-century France, there was a young woman who helped turn the tide of the Hundred Years War and free France from English rule. Her name was Jeanne Darc. However, somewhere along the line, people got the idea that her name was Jeanne d'Arc, translated as Joan of Arc, despite the fact that there has never been such a place as Arc in France. (Not to mention the fact that only someone of noble lineage, which she was most definitely ''not'', would have a last name like d'Arc.)
* In Hong Kong, there is an assessment called Territory-wide System Assessment (Abbreviation :TSA; Chinese: 全港性系統評估) for primary school students to test their academic skill, it may look innocent in English, but if you read it in Chinese and separate the words into 全港-性系統-評估 ([[CrotchGrabSexCheck Territory-wide Sexuality Assessment]]), not so innocent as one might think!
* Similar to the Susan Boyle example and crossing with ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated, when UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher passed away a hashtag went out on Twitter -- it was intended to be "Now Thatcher's Dead", but the way it was worded and the fact that many occurrences of the hashtag were AllLowercaseLetters caused people to briefly think that the singer Music/{{Cher}} had died (i.e. "Now that Cher's dead"). To think that, as of 2016, Cher is still alive.
* A New York restaurant called Han Dynasty has been the butt of jokes for its website, handynasty.com (also a case of the ScunthorpeProblem, because "handynasty" sometimes gets caught by porn filters).
* A non-naughty but amusing one comes from the early days of the CrosswordPuzzle in the U.S. Margaret Farrar, a prolific editor, once clued "Make a ___: succeed." She intended the answer to be A GO OF. Unfortunately, because there are no spaces in crosswords, this looks ''exactly'' like A GOOF. She received a letter saying "Make a goof means succeed? You really made a goof on that one." Puzzles probably have numerous other examples, and because the type of people who make and solve them are [[PungeonMaster inveterate punsters]], there have also been puzzles [[LampshadeHanging based on]] playing with the format. For example, cluing, LADIESFIRST with "Mad scientist's threat to destroy California?" (L.A. DIES FIRST.)
* Stanford University's shuttle bus system has routes like the X (clockwise around campus), the N and O (night-owl service), and the SE (Shopping Express, which goes to a local shopping center). A recent bus stop redesign had the route names in alphabetical order, leading to one unfortunate stop being labeled [[http://www.funnysigns.net/no-sex-bus-stop/ NOSEX]].
%%* Similar to the 'Dilbert' example: [[https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.sysadmin.recovery/3Y6HPGk652k/0O6vV4eB9fAJ Standard email address policy applied to Mary E. Cummings.]]
* A joke in Chinese has somebody whose name is 珠月坡 (Zhu Yuepo) gets called 猪肚皮 (pig's belly skin) instead. The words 珠 and 猪 [[FunWithHomophones are pronounced the same]], and 月坡 and 肚皮 are written with the same strokes, but with the left part of 坡 moved onto 肚.
* In mathematics, Boole's rule is a method of numerical integration. It's also known as Bode's rule, after a widely propagated typographical error.
* A site selling "Fagas Straps", a type of strap used in making furniture, has the unfortunate URL of [[http://fagasstraps.com/default.asp fagasstraps.com]].[[note]][[NWordPrivileges Fag]]-ass [[UnsettlingGenderReveal traps]].[[/note]] And just to make it worse, ''they don't even sell Fagas Straps anymore'', having replaced them with their own similar product when Fagas Straps got too expensive for them to keep stocking. So now fagasstraps.com is a NonIndicativeName for ''both'' of its meanings. Surely there are people out there who could put this URL to [[TheInternetIsForPorn much better use]].