->'''Red Mage''': You just fell for the oldest trick in the book, Lich King!
->'''Thief''': The one where you get three gullible suckers to make you their undisputed leader?
->'''Red Mage''': You just fell for the ''second'' oldest trick in the book, Lich King!
->'''Lich''': The trick where you put your [[SoulJar soul into a gem]] so you can't be killed and instead become an invincible ruler of the dead?
->'''Red Mage''': You just fell for the '''third''' oldest trick in the book, Lich King!
->'''Fighter''': You mean attaching [[ImprobableWeaponUser two sword hilts by a length of chain]] -
->'''Red Mage''': Okay, that is '''so''' not in trick book!
--> - Webcomic/EightBitTheater, [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2004/02/10/episode-382-so-many-mortal-coils/ Episode 382]]
TheOldestOnesInTheBook of tricks.