->'''Bond:''' I admire your courage, Miss...\\
'''Sylvia:''' Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mister...\\
'''Bond:''' [[TropeNamers Bond]]. [[TropeMakers James]] [[TropeCodifier Bond]].
-->-- ''Film/DrNo''

Many a character these days will introduce themselves ''Film/JamesBond'' style (Surname, Given name surname), e.g.

''"Lockhart, Sally Lockhart"''

Most often set up by another character asking something like, "I didn't catch your name, Mr./Ms...."

For extra humor, characters with limited language skills or from another culture (or who just want to be a pedantic pain-in-the-butt for whatever reason) may subsequently [[ComicallyMissingThePoint address our Ms. Lockhart as "Lockhart Sally Lockhart"]].

An element of the TuxedoAndMartini style. A subtrope of {{Catchphrase}}.
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!!Examples, Trope Examples

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[[folder:Advertising]]
* There was a local commercial in Toronto about ten years ago for a garment store called "Tip Top Tailors". It featured a rather silly montage of a James Bond-type character saving a girl in a {{Thriller}} environment. At the end the man says, "Tailors. Tip Top Tailors".
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[[folder:Manga, Anime & Manga]]
* In the first episode of ''LightNovel/FullMetalPanic!'', Sōsuke introduces himself to a hysterical runaway as "Sagara... Sōsuke Sagara," as he rescues her from the battlefield.
** In Japanese, family names come first; Sōsuke's line in the Japanese dialogue is "Sagara... Sagara Sōsuke," which is more comparable to saying "James... James Bond," in English.
* ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'': "Joestar. Joseph Joestar."
* ''{{Heroman}}'' features an example without a first name: "Minami, Doctor Minami."
* In ''{{Escaflowne}}'', Hitomi introduces herself to Allen with her first name first, then her name in Japanese order (so it comes out as "Hitomi, Kanzaki Hitomi" in Japanese). In the English dub, she introduces herself as "Hitomi, Hitomi Kanzaki". Allen does not make any mistakes with her name, despite the fact that Asturian name order follows the English pattern.
* The title character of ''MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha'' introduces herself to Vita as "Nanoha. Takamachi Nanoha." when Vita asks for her name ([[AccidentalMisnaming Vita promptly declares it as too hard to remember]]). In the ''Battle of Aces'' video game, Nanoha introduces herself in this manner again when she comes across a [[{{Doppelganger}} Dark Piece that took the shape of a Vita who had yet to meet her]].
* ''RO-KYU-BU!'': TokenMiniMoe Hinata does this, when the basketball club introduces themselves to Subaru. Although "Hinata. Hakamada Hinata" is more of James, Bond James though.
* {{Medabots}}: When Karin introduced herself to Ikki, she introduced herself as "Karin, Karin Junlei".
* In ''VisualNovel/{{Clannad}}'', Kyou does this when Tomoyo introduces Kotomi to her.
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[[folder:Comics]]
* [[{{Planetary}} Stone, John Stone]]. Agent of S.T.O.R.M.
* [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Wayne]], [[http://www.asitecalledfred.com/comics101/images/2005/apr27/jl17.jpg Bruce Wayne.]]
* In ''{{Joker}}'', the POV character, Jonny Frost, introduces himself this way to the [[TheJoker titular character]]: "Jonny. Jonny Frost." True to form, the Joker subsequently always calls him "Jonny-Jonny Frost."
* ComicBook/YokoTsuno introduces herself like this in ''The Prey and the Ghost''. As the story takes place in Scotland, this may have been a ShoutOut, not only to ''Film/JamesBond'' but to Creator/SeanConnery as well.
* The name's Dante. NikolaiDante.
* Parodied in one ''Comicbook/JudgeDredd'' story where [[TheOtherDarrin all of the actors]] who played [[Film/JamesBond John]] [[CaptainErsatz Blaze]] are lured to their deaths with the SeanConnery standin as the SoleSurvivor. When interviewed afterwards, he says of his next film project "The namesh Dredd. JudgeDredd."

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[[folder:Works, Fan Works]]
* Used in ''Fanfic/BaitAndSwitchSTO'' when the viewpoint character introduces herself to the audience as follows: "My name is Eleya. Kanril Eleya." {{Inverted|Trope}} in that, since she's Bajoran, Eleya is actually [[FantasticNamingConvention her given name, not her surname]].
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[[folder:Films, Animated Films]]
* ''Pinocchio'': "[[SpeciesSurname Cricket's]] the name, Jiminy Cricket."
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} "Finn McMissile, British Intelligence."]]
** "Tow Mater, Average Intelligence."
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[[folder:Films, Live Action Films]]
* Virtually a given in any ''Film/JamesBond'' movie, [[TropeNamer obviously]] (most of the times, entering in CrowningMomentOfAwesome level).
** Averted in ''Film/FromRussiaWithLove'', ''Film/{{Thunderball}}'' (although technically said by another character) and ''Film/QuantumOfSolace''. ''Film/{{Skyfall}}'' helpfully makes a return to it.
** In ''Film/CasinoRoyale'', it's the very last line of the movie.
** Also played with in the DuranDuran video for the theme to ''Film/AViewToAKill''; toward the end of the video, the band's lead singer identifies himself as "Bon. Simon [=LeBon=]."
** "Trench, Sylvia Trench" from ''[[Film/DrNo Dr. No]]'' is actually the first character to use this trope. It's in response to this introduction that Bond first utters the deathless line. And in the reboot ''Film/CasinoRoyale'' it's "Mathis - Rene Mathis."
** ''Film/{{Goldfinger}}'' - Bond uses the line on Jill Masterson, then later on uses it on her sister Tilly, who impatiently cuts him off halfway through.
** In ''Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough'', the character of Valentin Zukovsky (first introduced in ''Film/GoldenEye'') mocks 007 by addressing him as, "Bondjamesbond".
* In ''Film/BackToTheFuture Part III'', Marty's future great-great-grandmother Maggie [=McFly=] introduces herself as "[=McFly=], Maggie [=McFly=]". Then, to avoid arousing suspicion, Marty introduces himself to Maggie as "[[ImMrFuturePopCultureReference Eastwood]], Creator/ClintEastwood", also doing it to Buford Tannen.
-->'''Buford:''' [[ItWillNeverCatchOn What kinda stupid name is that]]?
* ''Film/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet'': "It's Todd now. Sweeney Todd."
* ''TheFinalSacrifice'': "Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower."
-->'''Crow T Robot:''' Yeah, well I'm Bill Shtinkwater.
* ''Film/{{Scanners}}'': "REVOK! DARRYL! REVOK!"
* ''Film/{{Fletch}}'': "Nugent. Ted Nugent."
* ''Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff'' parodies the James Bond usage:
-->'''Cameron:''' ''(on the phone with the principal)'' And you just mind your P's and Q's, buster, and remember who you're dealing with.\\
'''Ferris:''' Bueller. [[HighSchoolHustler Ferris Bueller]].
* ''Film/XXx'': "Gibbons. Augustus Gibbons."
* ''AgentCodyBanks'': "Banks. Cody Banks."
* ''Film/TheMatrix'': Smith, Agent Smith. Considering that the names of other programs in Film/TheMatrix correspond to their functionality (Trainman, Keymaker, The Oracle etc.), Agent apparently '''is''' the first name.
* ''Film/{{Constantine}}'': This is Constantine. John Constantine. %&*hole.
* ''SunsetBlvd.''. After Mr. Sheldrake calls her "Miss Kramer": "The name's Schaefer. Betty Schaefer. Right now I wish I could crawl in a hole and pull it in after me."
* ''Film/FirstBlood'': Sam Trautman. ''Colonel'' Sam Trautman.
* Rose in ''Film/{{Titanic}}'', when she gave her name as Rose Dawson upon arriving at New York - "Dawson, Rose Dawson,"
* ''[[Disney/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians 102 Dalmatians]]'': Waddlesworth, a macaw who believes himself to be a dog, once toyed with the ''Film/JamesBond'' theme and introduced himself as "Dog, James Dog".
* ''Film/WildWildWest'': "West. Jim West."
* In ''Film/TheRussiansAreComingTheRussiansAreComing'', Walt Whitaker's attempt to introduce himself to Lt. Rozanov gets cut off, so for the rest of the movie, Rozanov calls him "Whitaker Walt".
* From the first ''Film/{{Wishmaster}}'':
--> '''Ariella:''' "Now will this be cash or charge, Mr.--?"\\
'''The Djinn:''' "Demarest. Nathaniel Demarest. Call me Nathaniel."
* In ''Film/XMenFirstClass'', Charles introduces himself to Amy in this manner.
-->'''Charles''': The name's Xavier, Charles Xavier, how do you do?
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Obviously, Literature/JamesBond himself, who does it since [[Literature/CasinoRoyale the very first book]].
** In ''Literature/TheManWithTheGoldenGun'', Bond, while working for the villain under an assumed name, introduces himself as "Hazard. Mark Hazard." Luckily the villain [[GenreBlind doesn't pick up on it]].
** Bond mentions "Leiter, Felix Leiter" in a phonecall in ''Literature/LiveAndLetDie'', and M. gets in on it in ''Literature/{{Moonraker}}''. It seems more like an [=MI6=] form of identification than Bond's catchphrase.
** Bond introduces himself this way to Sluggsy in ''Literature/TheSpyWhoLovedMe''. He then says that it's "a pretty chump name".
* ''Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1''; Slartibartfast initially thinks Arthur's name is Dentarthurdent.
** "As in the ''late'' Dentarthurdent."
* In ''{{Neverwhere}}'', the protagonist fumbles over his initial self-introduction. Door doesn't seem all that surprised at meeting a man seemingly named "Richard-Richard-Mayhew-Dick".
* [[OncePerEpisode Every single volume]] in the ''GeronimoStilton'' series starts off with Geronimo introducing himself to the readers as "Stilton, Geronimo Stilton." One of the books was even titled "My Name is Stilton, Geronimo Stilton."
* In ''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone'', this is how Draco Malfoy introduces himself:
-->''"Oh, this is Crabbe and this is Goyle," said the pale boy carelessly, noticing where Harry was looking. "And my name's Malfoy, Draco Malfoy."''
* Lampshaded in one of the novels about noir-ish Swedish secret agent Carl Hamilton:
-->''Carl [[IAlwaysWantedToSayThat could not resist the temptation]]. "My name is Hamilton, Carl Hamilton", he said.''
* [[WitchWorld Simon Tregarth]] introduced himself this way to the first person he met in his new world. Unfortunately, she [[IKnowYourTrueName couldn't tell him]] ''her'' name.
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[[folder:TV, Live Action TV]]
* ''[[Series/GetSmart Get Smart!]]'' was a spoof of SpyFiction, in general. So naturally, the eponymous character (Maxwell Smart) would introduce himself this way whenever he met with a contact: "Smart... Maxwell Smart. CONTROL agent 86." The episode where he first meets 99's mother reveals that [[FunnyMoments he's even printed his name on his business card exactly the same way.]]
* The aforementioned Sally Lockhart example, from the television adaptations of the [[Literature/SallyLockhart novels]].
* In ''Mobile'', Michael Kitchen's character introduces himself by saying "The name's West, David West". Kitchen played Bill Tanner in two ''Film/JamesBond'' films.
* In ''Series/DoctorWho'', when the Doctor signs on with UNIT at the end of "Spearhead from Space", the Brigadier points out that he doesn't even know the Doctor's name, which the Doctor then gives as "Smith, Doctor John Smith."
** In ''The Time Monster'', Jo Grant is introduced to the Atlanteans as "Jo, Jo Grant". They proceed to call her "Jojo Grant".
** In Dalek, when asked her name, Godard says "Godard, sir, Diana Godard."
** Lampshaded in "The Wedding of River Song", where Amy bursts into the room with a gun and looking every bit like a secret agent and identifies herself as "Pond, Amelia Pond".
* Played for laughs in an episode of ''FullHouse'', in which a character who had lived in the Tanner's house many years ago consistently refers to himself as "Bond, Lou Bond," even pointing out his initials scratched in an attic wall: "B., L. B."
** And when introducing him to the girls, Danny screws it up by saying, "This is Lou, Bond Lou. (''{{beat}}'') [[LampshadeHanging I screwed that up, didn't I?]]"
* Series/{{Chuck}} did this once or twice, but usually with an alias, not his real name.
* Series/{{Lost}} has this in spades. Nearly all -if not all- characters introduce themselves at least once -if not multiple times- in this fashion.
* ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'': Captain Jack Harkness replies to an introduction of "Jones, Ianto Jones" with "Nice to meet you, Jones Ianto Jones".
* On the border of this trope: in ''[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Star Trek: TNG]],'' "The Outrageous Okona", Wesley tells Okona his name is "Wesley. Wesley Crusher," and also mentions he's an acting ensign. Okona says, in a wacky voice, "I'm glad to meet you, Acting Ensign Wesley Wesley Crusher."
* And played straight in the ''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine DS9]]'' [[Film/JamesBond Bond]]-{{pastiche}} "Our Man Bashir" which starts with a scene where a thug is thrown through a window by an unidentified man in a white tuxedo, who proceeds to defeat another bad guy (seen in a mirror, no less) with the cork from a champagne bottle. The saved DamselInDistress prompts with a "Thank you, Mr. --" at which point the camera finally swings around to reveal that it is Dr. Bashir (in a holosuit-program) who responds with "Bashir, Julien Bashir".
* A variant occurs in ''Film/TheRussiansAreComingTheRussiansAreComing''. Walt Whitaker introduces himself to the leader of the shore party this way, but gets cut off after he says "Whitaker, Walt--". From then on, the officer refers to him as "Whitaker Walt".
* ''Series/StargateSG1'': Daniel Jackson, needing an alias in a hurry: "Olo. [[Franchise/StarWars Hans... Olo]]."
* ''SpaceCases'': "*twitch* Hello Harlan Harlan Band."
* The opening credits of the original half-hour version of ''Danger Man'' have Patrick [=McGoohan=] saying "My name is Drake. John Drake." This was ''[[OlderThanTheyThink 3 years before]]'' Sean Connery ever said "My name is Bond. James Bond."
* This happened on an early episode of ''GreenAcres'' when Oliver was introducing himself to some of the Hooterville residents, including Uncle Joe Bradley (crossing over from ''Series/PetticoatJunction'').
-->'''Oliver:''' Douglas. Oliver Wendell Douglas.\\
'''Uncle Joe:''' You've got enough names for two people.
* The TV version of ''Starman'' had the Starman (Who took on the body of Paul Edward Forrester) briefly address his son as "Scott Scott Hayden" despite him knowing that "Hayden" was Jenny's surname.
* ''TheGirlFromTomorrow'': People of the year 3000 are known by OnlyOneName, so everyone there calls Jenny "Jennykelly".
* ''DeadLikeMe'' gives us Daisy; Daisy Adair.
* Parodied on ''TheWire'', when Herc is {{Pistol Pos|e}}ing in CoolShades in a gun shop:
-->'''Carver:''' His name is Head... ''Dick'' Head...
* In an episode of ''Series/CharliesAngels'', Bosley introduces himself this way, only to get the "Hello Bosley Tom Bosley" response. He tried to correct it but ended up doing it again.
* In a {{flashback}} in ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', Ma Kent tells the sheriff that the kid is called Clark "... because we felt my family's name would be appropriate..." (actually they hadn't thought of any and that was the first she made up). Dunno if that's canon in other incarnations, but at least in ''Smallville'', [[SuperMan the Man of Steel]] can rightfully present himself as "Clark Kent Clark".
* Sterling does it in the ''Series/{{Leverage}}'' episode "The Zanzibar Marketplace Job". He's playing hero in front of a bunch of news cameras, so it actually makes sense.
* In the first scene of the first episode of ''PartyDown'', a character gives the setup: "That is quite a motto, Mr..." The response: "Donald. Ron Donald."
* When Booth and Brennan go to the UK in ''Series/{{Bones}}'', Booth is charmed that the gun he's issued is the same kind Bond used, and proceeds to answer the phone this way.
** Gordon subverts this, as his name actually ''is'' Gordon Gordon Wyatt. [[MindScrew Unless he's just messing with Booth.]]
* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' has "Lemming. Arthur Lemming. Special Agent, [[ItMakesSenseInContext British Dental Association]]."
* In ''Series/TheATeam'''s Season 5 episode, "The Spy Who Mugged Me", which is an AffectionateParody of ''Film/JamesBond'' films, Murdock is sent undercover as a spy named Logan Ross. Naturally, [[GenreSavvy knowing what kind of story he's in]], Murdock spends the rest of the episode introducing himself as "Ross, Logan Ross" with a very good impression of Sean Connery's voice. He also goes to the bar and orders "orange juice: shaken, not stirred."
* We get a "Bundy. Al Bundy." in the Vegas episode of MarriedWithChildren. Peggy counters with "Loser. Born loser."
* Parodied in the 80's AlfredHitchcockPresents episode "Diamonds Aren't Forever," in which the main character, a spy with the first name James, repeatedly tries to do this trope, but whenever he or another character is about to say his last name, they're always interrupted somehow.
* NightCourt once had Dan introduce himself as "Dan. Dan Fielding" to which the [[ItMakesSenseInContext Eskimo]] he was talking to thought his name was Dandan Fielding.
* During a fantasy sequence on TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir, Carlton introduced himself like this while saving a young woman from a mugger.
* The TropeNamer gets spoofed in a short clip shown in one of ''Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy's'' chemistry episodes:
--> '''Creator/PierceBrosnan lookalike:''' The name is Bond. ''({{beat}})'' Molecular Bond.
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[[folder:Music]]
* In the ''Music/{{Gorillaz}}'' biography ''Rise of the Ogre'', 2D is quoted as explaining: "I know there's a rumour going round that my real name is Stuart Tusspot, but that's not true. It's Pot. Stuart Pot." (It ''was'' originally Tusspot, but his father had it legally changed for [[UnfortunateNames obvious reasons]].)
* The first song on TheMarsVolta's album ''Frances the Mute'' (second if you count the title track, which was intended to lead off the album but had to be left off due to ExecutiveMeddling) is entitled "Cygnus....Vismund Cygnus".
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[[folder:Videos, Music Videos]]
* In the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFlFq-b-oxo music video]] for Music/DuranDuran's song "A View To A Kill" (from [[Film/AViewToAKill the Bond movie of the same name]]), Duran Duran member Simon Le Bon introduces himself as "Bon. Simon Le Bon."
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[[folder:Shows, Puppet Shows]]
* On the appropriate episode of ''TheMuppetShow'', Lena Horne introduced herself to Fozzie as "Day. Doris Day."
* In ''[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh The Book of Pooh]]'', there is a story where Tigger dresses up as the hero from his favorite detective novels. "The name's [=McSnarl=]. Stripey [=McSnarl=]."
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[[folder:Radio]]
* ''TheGoonShow'': "My name is Horn. Trader Horn. Born in Houndsditch. [[SubvertedTrope How do you like that for a name, eh? Horn-Trader-Horn-Born-in-Houndsditch.]] [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} My father must have been mad.]]"
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[[folder:Games, Video Games]]
* The title heroine from the Sega CD RPG ''PopfulMail'' sometimes introduces herself to friendly {{NPC}}s as "Mail, Popful Mail."
* The ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry'' games featured Larry introducing himself as "Larry--Larry Laffer." At one point, a character responds with, "Oh, I so love dual first names. One time I met [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boutros_Boutros-Ghali Boutrous Boutrous-Ghali]]!"
** Just imagine the introduction: "Boutros-Ghali, Boutros Boutros-Ghali". It works with anyone on [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_with_reduplicated_names this list]].
* Eddie Lang, a minor character from ''VideoGame/MassEffect1'', introduces himself as "Lang, Officer Eddie Lang" when you first talk to him.
** In the "Bring Down The Sky" DLC, Shepard introduces himself as "Shepard. Commander Shepard."
* The title hero from the Humongous Entertainment kids' ''SpyFox'' PC games introduces himself as "The name's Fox... Spy Fox." The games are full of many James Bond references, including this trope.
* Don Flamenco of ''VideoGame/PunchOut'' does this as one of his taunts, the catch is that he does it in Spanish. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX3MViTpNZ0&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fgonintendo.com%2Findex.php%3Fpage%3D3&feature=player_embedded see 5:04]].
* ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWars'': Sanger Zonvolt tends to introduce himself this way, usually followed by the title "[[RedBaron The Sword that Cleaves Evil.]]"
* In ''VideoGame/TheCurseOfMonkeyIsland'', Guybrush can introduce himself to King André this way, either under his own name or other aliases; but no matter which other aliases he chooses, André will know Guybrush's name anyway by calling him "Mister Threepwood".
* Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog inverts this: "I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog!"
* Done by Luke Atmey in ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney: Trials and Tribulations''. It drives Phoenix himself to do the same when introducing himself.
* In the intro to ''VideoGame/BrainDead13'', Dr. Nero Neurosis introduces himself to Lance in this manner after getting his computer fixed.
* In ''VideoGame/DragonsLair II: Time Warp'', a talking time machine notices Dirk approaching it and says, "You must be Dirk, Dirk the Daring."
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[[folder:Animation, Web Animation]]
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6wDhat6qYQ Ada. Ada Wong.]]"
** "Claire. Claire Redfield."
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[[folder:Comics, Web Comics]]
* In ''TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'', Galatea introduces herself to the alien Riboflavin as "Galatea! Galatea Martin!" with the inevitable result that he calls her Galateagalatea Martin.
* In ''JumpLeads'', Meaney introduces himself to special agent Jane Moore as "Meaney. Thomas Meaney."
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[[folder:Animation, Western Animation]]
* Also done by Bond's [[CanonDiscontinuity nephew]] James Bond Jr., in the [[WesternAnimation/JamesBondJr cartoon of the same name]], who would introduce himself as "Bond, James Bond, Junior."
-->'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]:''' It's amazing how adding just that one word drains the response of any kind of power.
* Parodied in an episode of ''Disney's Disney/{{Hercules}}'' that spoof ''Film/JamesBond'': Hercules introduced himself as "Les... Hercules" (and he was called for the rest of the episode as Mr. Les).
* In the Bond parody on ''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain'', "To Russia with Lab Mice", Brain introduces himself to Russian mouse Mousey Galore as "Brain... The Brain."
* On an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'', a movie preview is shown for an entry in the James ''Hound'' series. In it, the hero introduces himself as "Hound. James Hound." Arthur does the same later when imagining himself in the role.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce'' Ben introduces himself to a Highbreed who's his partner in an EnemyMine as "Ben, Ben Tennyson". From that point on the Highbreed addresses him as "Benben Tennyson".
* In an Episode of TimonAndPumbaa Timon introduces himself to the bad guy as Mon Timon. For the rest of the episode the bad guys calls him Mr. Mon.
* Some of the promotional videos for ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' involved the whole Bond "Gun Barrel Scene" with the Disney logo instead of the gun circle and with Kim's silhouette. She then invokes the trope: "Possible. Kim Possible."
** There's also "Shtoppable. Ron Shtoppable." With a lisp that Creator/SeanConnery didn't pronounce that much until later in life.
* Another obvious parody in ''WesternAnimation/{{Wakfu}}'' episode 19 (as well as a PunnyName in French): "My name is Monde... Smisse Monde."
* In one episode of WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures, Jackie introduces himself to an art collector as "Chan, Jackie Chan". For the rest of the episode, the guy calls him "Chan Jackie Chan".
* ''CasperTheFriendlyGhost'' once concluded a ghost he just met was a spy because that ghost introduced himself in Bond style.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' spoofed it when Chicken Boo becomes a secret agent. His alias is "Boo James Boo," and he's called by the whole thing at all times.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'', actor Jeremy Hawke recalls the time he played an American president (in a ''James Bond''-type film, no less).
-->"My name is Monroe. UsefulNotes/JamesMonroe. [[PreAsskickingOneLiner And here's a taste of the Monroe Doctrine.]]"
* [[WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog "The name's Man. Snowman."]]
* In the ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' episode, "Tearjerker" which parodies the James Bond films as much as possible.
-->'''Stan:''' The name is Smith, Stan Smith.
-->'''Tearjerker:''' Didn't ask your name but okay.
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[[folder:Life, Real Life]]
* Apparently, one of the first recordings of an important composer is a recording sent from Johannes Brahms to Thomas Edison.
--> '''Dr. Brahms:''' "Grüsse an Herrn Doktor Edison, I am Doctor Brahms... Johannes Brahms."
* After falling through a ceiling and landing right in front of a startled secretary, an electrician promptly propped himself up on one elbow and sure enough, declared, "The name is Bond. James Bond."
* Don't tell you never did that when you were standing at a service desk and were being asked for your name (and you didn't know at first if your first name was necessary to mention).
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