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->''What shall we do with the drunken sailor''
->''What shall we do with the drunken sailor''
->''What shall we do with the drunken sailor''
->''[[TalkLikeAPirate Earl-aye in tha morrrnin'?]]''
-->-- Folk song

Sailors and alcohol go together like white on rice, going back to [[OlderThanFeudalism Homer]]. In fiction, if a sailor isn't already drunk, expect to be well on the way to it or pining for the lack of it. Often a defining quality of a FatherNeptune, expect also a SeadogBeard and some [[TalkLikeAPirate Talking Like Pirate]] Yarrrr!

This is a case of TruthInTelevision due to the disinfecting abilities of alcohol; mixing it with water was the only way to keep water potable during long voyages, especially on early boats when cooking had to be limited due to fire risk (or on open decked boats impossible to do). Also, a drunk crew was a crew less capable of {{The Mutiny}} due to the horrific conditions (this being the "rum" part of those great Naval traditions of "rum, [[SituationalSexuality sodomy]] and [[ATasteOfTheLash the lash]]"), and the strength of alcohol could be varied as punishment or reward as the captain saw fit. It continues to be true because when you take a bunch of generally adult persons and put them in a cramped space for an extended period of time with limited and ever diminishing supplies... well it rather built tension.

Especially prevalent in works set in the era of WoodenShipsAndIronMen or in the future since SpaceIsAnOcean. [[MoreLikeAFootnoteThanAnythingelse As a sidenote]] the [[BritsWithBattleships British Navy]] only stopped the official grog rations [[http://www.hmstheseus.co.uk/tot.htm in 1970]]. There were some very uncomplimentary epithets leveled at the Admiral responsible.

Whatever the origins, TheDrunkenSailor is an unavoidable character, specific SubTrope of TheAlcoholic.

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!!Examples:

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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* The ''Manga/BlackLagoon'' crew. They quite rarely ''are'' drunk, though, it's just that they usually don't see how a couple of beers could really hinder them. On the other hand, when they're hanging in the ''[[BadGuyBar Yellow Flag]]'', all bets are off.
* ''Anime/CaptainHarlock'' and his glass of wine. The rest of the crew are also heavy drinkers, with Miime and Dr. Zero consuming the most.
** Parodied in ''Anime/ProjectAKo'' with a female Harlock {{Expy}}, whose cool detachment [[VillainousBreakdown swiftly vanished]] when her glass was empty.
* An early [[{{Robeast}} Zonder Robo]] in ''GaoGaiGar'' was a ship captain [[DrowningMySorrows Drowning His Sorrows]] when he got canned after his ship's navigational computer made it run aground.
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[[folder:Comics]]
* Captain Haddock and whiskey from ''Franchise/{{Tintin}}''.
* The pirates from the ''Comicbook/{{Asterix}}'' series.
* Turns up frequently in ''ComicStrip/HagarTheHorrible.''
** This image was even used to promote [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK7n1Q-fDeA Skol Lager]].
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[[folder:Disney Theme Parks]]
* The ''Pirates of the Caribbean'' ride has at least one scene with a group of pirates sitting around holding tankards and acting drunk.
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[[folder:Film]]
* Captain Jack Sparrow from ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' likes his rum.
** Rum is always a standard motivational tool among {{Pirate}}s, although, historically, their lawman opponents used it just as much for reasons listed above.
*** It's uncertain whether in-story lawman Commodore Norrington is aware of this though- he's arguably the drunkest of the lot at one point, but more like TheAlcoholic- or at least heavily [[DrowningMySorrows drowning his sorrows]] than this usually cheerful trope.
* ''Film/MasterAndCommander'' (the movie): one of the sailors refuses to salute a superior and it's later revealed he was drunk at the time. Aubrey doesn't care that the sailor was drunk, just that he didn't respect the chain of command.
* Captain Mike in ''TheCuriousCaseOfBenjaminButton''. Benjamin pretty much disguises his MerlinSickness as the captain's drunken perception.
* ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000: TheMovie''. Gypsy is singing this as she is at the wheel of the Satellite of Love.
* The ship's surgeon on ''Film/TheBounty'' drank himself to death in Tahiti. As punishment at one point, Lt. Bligh stops all grog rations to the men.
* The merchant sailors aboard the SS ''Glencairn'' know that they should not go on a drunken spree when they reach land. They know that they usually blow all their money and have to sign up for another voyage. They do it anyway.
* A {{Lampshaded}} aversion in ''Film/MuppetTreasureIsland'', in which Captain Smollet insists there will be no consumption of alcohol on the ship, despite Silver offering the officers a bottle of "best brandy, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine laid down by the brothers of Buckfast Abbey]]". Played straight earlier, with Billy Bones demanding "Rum til I float!"
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Searats in ''Literature/{{Redwall}}'' are fond of seaweed grog.
* ''Literature/TheOdyssey'': Odysseus is finally within sight on his home, but the sailors spot a small bag he carries with him. Thinking it contains wine (treasure in other versions), they open it, unleashing the winds it contained and driving the ship far off course.
* Billy Bones in ''Literature/TreasureIsland'' in all its iterations, taken to ludicrous extremes by Billy Connelly in ''MuppetTreasureIsland''.
* Like all other WoodenShipsAndIronMen tropes, this one appears often in the ''Literature/AubreyMaturin'' series. The captains coxswain is at one point referred to as being "...drunk, even by naval standards."
* Every sailor from the "Boston Jane" series, and the protagonist does not approve at all. The only exception is [[NiceGuy Jehu.]]
* Captain Greldik of ''TheBelgariad'' and ''Mallorean'' series is a chronic drunk and the best sailor alive.
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[[folder:Live Action Television]]
* Captain Redbeard Rum from ''Series/{{Blackadder}} II''.
* Harry Mudd and Cyrano Jones from ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' were both fond of a tipple or two. Out of the main characters, Scotty was often seen indulging.
** Romulan Ale being the drink of choice for all ''Franchise/StarTrek'' incarnations with all crews indulging at some point.
** Worth mentioning that Romulan Ale is actually illegal in the Federation, but it's all over the place regardless (it seems to hold roughly the same satus as Cuban cigars do in the U.S. today). There are a number of other drinks as well, including the Klingon's Blood Wine, which they're almost always seen drinking, and Synthahol (a synthetic alcohol replacement) since Starfleet officers aren't really supposed to get drunk. That's without even getting into the dozens of alcoholic beverages which are name dropped, some of which seem to be their eponymous species' only export (Saurian Brandy, for instance.) Suffice it to say the trope is alive and well in Trek's future.
* Klingons UpToEleven . Klingons absolutely love getting drunk.
* On ''{{SeaPatrol}}'' the tolerance range of the sailors goes from being unsteady on their feet but being able to beat up mooks...to crashing a golf buggy into the lake. Although there were other reasons that added up to it.
* ''Series/HoratioHornblower'':
** In "The Even Chance", Hornblower has his first midshipman command when he's supposed to take a captured French ship to England. The French sailors are drunk, and Styles somewhat envies them and wishes they were just as happy. Hornblower is not pleased and forces him to put the bottle down.
** PlayedWith in the second episode of the series, called "The Examination for Lieutenant", also known as "The Fire Ships". One seaman is jerking around like a plague victim, and all the rest of the crew are terrified of him because they are aboard a quarantined ship. Hornblower coolly walks up to him, grabs him by the shoulders and smells his breath. Sure enough, he's drunk.
** In "Mutiny", [[InsaneAdmiral crazy Captain]] Sawyer several times grants double rum and a day off for the whole crew, which does ''not'' enhance the crew's morals and their loyalty but it makes them incompetent and unable to cope with their duties. Doctor Clive, the only person who might pronounce him unfit for command, is drunk as any of them.
** In "Retribution", Acting Captain Buckland who, sadly, was not born to lead, deals with his unenviable situation by [[INeedAFreakingDrink shots of alcohol]] and then continues to [[DrowningMySorrows drown his sorrows]].
* ''Series/CoronationStreet'''s Peter Barlow is the show's only recovered ([[OffTheWagon at least this week]]) alcoholic and is a retired Chief Petty Officer. It has been noted that people justified Peter's drinking at times because of this trope.
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[[folder:Music]]
* A very large amount of SeaShanties concern drunkenness (including ''"What shall we do with the Drunken Sailor"'', the TropeNamer), whether on board or during shore leave.
* The page quote is part of "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken_Sailor Drunken Sailor]]" a famous traditional sea shanty also known as "What Should We Do with the Drunken Sailor?" and "Sailor's Holiday". Along with the entertainment value, the beat of the song also can help sailors coordinate tasks, such as raising the sails.
** That's in fact most probably a so-called "anchor/capstan song", sung during raising an anchor (or generally walking around a capstan), which is suggested by its chorus of:
--> Weigh heigh and up she rises
--> Weigh heigh and up she rises
--> Weigh heigh and up she rises
--> [[TalkLikeAPirate Earl-ay in thar morrnin']]!
* ''The Irish Rover'' mentions a crewmember named Slugger O'Toole who "was drunk as a rule."
* As the Music/PoxyBoggards sing both drinking songs and sea shanties, it's inevitable that drunken sailors turn up in their music.
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[[folder:Radio]]
* The Admiral in ''TheNavyLark'' manages to get a bickering meeting of Vice Admirals and Commodores to shut up by threatening to lock up the Gin. It works.
** Also from ''TheNavyLark'', Vice Admiral Prout whose years of hard drinking had left him a raving paranoid loon with a liver that you could mistake for shoe leather.
** And Mister Phillips who can be TheDrunkenSailor on [[CantHoldHisLiquor half a lemonade shandy]]
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[[folder:Religion And Mythology]]
* In NorseMythology, the God of the Sea (Aegir) is also the God of Beer, and always gets the other gods drunk when they visit him in the ocean.
* In the Literature/BookOfGenesis in ''Literature/TheBible'', Noah famously builds and sails the Ark, then after the flood, he proceeds to plant a vineyard and get dead drunk. That might just make him the UrExample.
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[[folder:Theatre]]
* ''The Time of Your Life'' has one of these as an unnamed minor character, one of Kitty's clients.
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[[folder:Video Games]]

* Pirates in the ''VideoGame/MonkeyIsland'' series of games love their grog.
* ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClank'' has Space pirates and their beverage, Grog.
* One level of ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedI'' involves sneaking upon a man in a busy port full of drunken sailors that keep pushing you. Getting to the target requires taking some narrow routes by the water and you have SuperDrowningSkills
* There is one drunken sailor in ''{{Runescape}}'' in Port Sarim. His examine option refers to the drunken sailor song.
* ''VideoGame/ChibiRobo'': Arr, I likes the taste of water...
* ''PuzzlePirates'' plays with this: The length of a voyage is limited by your available charts, your and your crew's patience, and the amount of rum you have aboard. Running short of rum is a bad thing and impairs your crew.
* Pirates in ''VideoGame/{{Dubloon}}'' [[BoozeBasedBuff gain magic by being drunk]], so it's only logical that they would be drinking beer and grog all the time.
* ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}'' uses a rather gruesome variant of the song (sung by a [[CreepyChildrenSinging children's choir]]) in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvu5PALpigY one of its trailers]].
-->''What will we do with a drunken whaler?''
-->''Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver''
-->''Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver''
-->''Slice his throat with a rusty cleaver''
-->''Early in the morning''
** The game is based in a city where whaling is one of its main industries. Sometimes a random guard can be heard whistling the tune.
* If you're a Wizard in ''TheSimsMedieval'', you'll often get orders of Mystic Grog and Drunk-Me-Not (a potion that keeps Sims from suffering negative effects of drinking) from sea captains.
* The tune (and three extra verses) is one of the shanties your crew can sing in ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIVBlackFlag''. It's safe to assume your crew members are frequently drunk, being pirates, and of course, one of the five types of cargo you can pillage is rum.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* Captain K'nuckles from ''WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack''. His beverage of choice? [[DrunkOnMilk Maple syrup]].
* The sea captain in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''.
* Ironically, there are at least three different versions of the tune used as background music in SpongebobSquarepants (4 if you count Sailing over the Doggerbank, which sounds vaguely familiar). There are, however, no drunken sailors.
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* As noted above, this is and was TruthInTelevision.
* Captain Morgan Rum is built on this trope, as are Admiral Nelson, Sailor Jerry, and a few other spirits of varying ranks.
* The real Captain Morgan, Admiral Sir Henry Morgan, actually died of dropsy mostly caused by his [[TheAlcoholic huge alcoholism]].
* The real [[FourStarBadass Admiral Nelson]]'s body was preserved in a barrel of cognac after his [[TheHeroDies shooting death]] at the battle of Trafalgar, so that his body could be brought home to England for burial. According to legend, his men would [[ImAHumanitarian sneak drinks from that barrel]], (apparently not actually true- said barrel was allegedly under round-the-clock guard by marines, just as Nelson's person would have been in life) leading to the [[AffectionateNickname nickname]] of "Nelson's Blood" for any alcoholic beverage and "tapping the Admiral" for surreptitious drinking on duty.
* San Miguel Beer uses this image in its "Three Ships" adverts.
* If a modern US Navy ship is out at sea long enough without a port call (45 days), the captain may authorize a beer day.
* Played With in WorldWarTwo. The Americans were envious of the British who got rum. But on the other hand British always came over to American ships because Americans always had ''ice cream''.
** As noted above, the Royal Navy kept up the tradition well into the modern era, finally (and reluctantly) doing away with it in 1970... Instead permitting an increase in the ''beer'' allowance given to ratings and letting Petty Officers and above buy spirits in the mess along with officers. All alcoholic beverages are still kept firmly under lock and key when sailing under wartime rules of engagement.
* Although usually a comic trope, it can also lead to tragedy. It was long rumored that John Hazelwood, skipper of the ''Exxon Valdez'' was [[DrinkingOnDuty drunk at the time of the accident]], which caused the grounding and terrible oil spill. This theory was confirmed in ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exxon_Shipping_Co._v._Baker Exxon Shipping Co. v. Baker]]'',[[note]]A [[AmericanCourts US Supreme Court]] case deciding exactly how much the plaintiffs could take in punitive damages from Exxon[[/note]] in which Justice Souter (who wrote the majority) saw fit to note that Hazelwood had had five double vodkas the previous night, "enough that a non-alcoholic would have [[SophisticatedAsHell passed out]]," and was sleeping it off when the ship ran aground.
* Invoked by RonaldReagan in a joking criticism. "We could say [Democrats] spend money like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors. [[InsultToRocks It would be unfair, because the sailors are spending their own money.]]"
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