[[caption-width-right:150:The Holy Grail - The Ashes[[note]]actual size[[/note]]]]

->''In Affectionate Remembrance\\
which died at the Oval\\
29th AUGUST, 1882,\\
Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing\\
friends and acquaintances\\
N.B. ”The body will be cremated and the\\
ashes taken to Australia.''
->- '''The Sporting Times''', 2 September 1882

->"In Affectionate Remembrance of AUSTRALIAN CRICKET, which died in SYDNEY on 7th January 2011, Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing friends and acquaintances. R.I.P. N.B. - The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to England."
->- '''Anonymous''' via SMS, BBC Sport Website, Ashes Live, at roughly 0103 07/01/11

Roughly biennial (18 months and 30 months alternating gaps due to the differing seasons between the two countries) Test {{Cricket}} contest between England and Australia, competed over a series of five matches. The 2013 series ended with England retaining the Ashes 3 matches to none, the other two being draws. The next Ashes series of 2013–14 started in November, only 3 months after the end of the 2013 series, and was won by Australia in a 5-0 whitewash. This was a deliberate decision to reset the cycle, since Ashes series held in Australia had immediately preceded the Cricket World Cup. The traditional intervals will return after the 2015 series in England.

Started in 1882 after England lost their first match on an English ground to the Aussies. A paper printed a satirical obituary for English cricket, declaring that its 'ashes' would be "taken to Australia". England captain the Hon. Ivo Bligh promised to "regain the ashes" on the next English tour to Australia. When England won, Bligh was given a small engraved urn containing the literal ash of a burnt wooden bail, part of one of the wickets used in the game.

This isn't a whole lot of ash, making the container quite comically small for its significance, especially compared to the rather more ostentatious and gaudy trophies of other sports. Nonetheless it's [[SeriousBusiness Serious bloody Business]], to Australians and Brits at least.

The actual urn is kept at the Marylebone Cricket Club in London - the Aussies (when they hold it) have a replica, which is something that annoys them. This is unlikely to ever change, as according to {{the other wiki}} Bligh regarded the urn as a private gift and not a trophy, and so it was merely donated to the MCC museum upon his death.

Made more widely-known outside of cricketing circles recently when, after eight consecutive defeats, England won the 2005 Ashes 2-1 (with two draws). However, a combination of English fatigue and Australian determination led to the next series in 06/07 being a 5-0 whitewash for Australia. The 2009 Ashes were distinguished by the two batting sides trying to outdo the other in collapsing more rapidly than seems possible in first class cricket. Australia, in the end, did better at that, and England won the series 2-1, with two draws. There was no repeat of history, however, as England won the 2010/11 series in Australia 3-1, with each of their victories by an innings, the first series win in Australia for 24 years.

As of 2014, Australia once again whitewashed England 5 - 0 to reclaim the Ashes in Australia, after having lost 0 - 3 in England in the English summer of 2013.

'''Appearances in fiction:'''


[[folder: Literature ]]

* Featured in ''Literature/LifeTheUniverseAndEverything'', where cricket is based on folk memories of the most devastating war the galaxy has ever seen, leading most other planets to think Earth has remarkably bad taste.


[[folder: Film ]]

* ''The Final Test''


[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

* ''ThatMitchellAndWebbLook'' with their ''The Full Number of Overs that are Scheduled to be Bowled that Day'' sketch. Or was that referring to the World Cup? Or indeed anything remotely resembling sanity?
** There's references to ''Film/CoolRunnings'' and ''BrassedOff'' - and maybe also ''Dodgeball'' - ''within the first thirty seconds''.
* ''Series/{{Bodyline}}'' is a dramatisation of the 1932-33 series, in which the unorthodox and dangerous tactics of the British captain (devised in a desperate attempt to bring TheAce Don Bradman under control) caused a diplomatic incident.
** The tactics worked, England won the series. [[SeriousBusiness Bowlers commend the playing style, batsmen hate it]]. [[FandomRivalry Australians think it was unfair and the English think the Aussies are whiners about it]]. Heated debates will start between peoplw who played different positions bowler/batter even if they are both from the same country. RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgement should apply.


[[folder: Video Games ]]

* The censored Australian of ''VideoGame/{{Left 4 Dead 2}}'' features a cricket bat as a weapon. It includes a special design and is engraved with the dates that Australia has won the Ashes.