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->''"Now with PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNTS OF TESTOSTERONE! '''[[{{Portmanteau}} PREPOSTERONE!]]'''"''
-->-- ''[[Website/CollegeHumor Powerthirst 2]]'' mock-commercial

This trope is in play when a work or character is loaded with such absurd/extreme examples of "masculine" stereotypes that you pass into parody. It is, simply, {{Badass}} made silly.

Works with testosterone poisoning are often intentional parodies; characters can contract it accidentally far more easily.

Beware, this trope is not RatedMForManly brought UpToEleven : this is about works that parody manliness, or play it for laughs, by taking it to the extreme.

Some works which start out as RatedMForManly can cross over into Testosterone Poisoning territory later; two fairly reliable indicators that it's got a case of Testosterone Poisoning are the presence of the phrase "Are you man enough for...", or something in a similar vein; and a direct statement that the product or work is "not for women".

The Website/DarwinAwards website uses the term to describe people who died attempting to pull off absurdly masculine stunts -- the sort of things that would end up on this trope page. It was even used in the title for one death where a man lopped his own head off with a chainsaw in an attempt to "prove" to his friend that he was tougher.


Compare with
* RatedMForManly: where appeal to masculinity doesn't reach parody stages
* MemeticBadass: where the masculine aspects have reached memetic standards, whether or not they really exist.
* AwesomenessIsVolatile
* ImpossibleGenius, when it's a character's intelligence rather than their manliness that enables them to do absurd things.

Not to be confused with the actual act of putting self in harms way to prove one's manliness: that one is covered by MachoMasochism (although overlap is common).

Contrast TastesLikeDiabetes.
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[[folder:Advertising]]
* The Miller Lite "Man Law" commercials.
* A Foster's Beer "How to speak Australian" commercial crosses into this territory (crossed with LandDownUnder): It shows a rugged man in the outback wrap up a bunch of power tools, regular tools, etc. in a leather skin, tie it around a huge wrench, heft it onto his shoulder and walk badassly into the sunset. The word was "man purse." It's followed by a can of Foster's being dramatically slammed onto a table, with the voice announcing "Beer."
** They're all like that. Giant man-eating shark: "Guppy." Can of Fosters: *Thoom!* "Beer."
** Huge steak with a sprig of parsley on it: "Salad."
** [[UseYourHead Headbutting a door in]]: "Locksmith."
** Though they're not all positive. One commercial had a man attempting to twist his body so he could fit into an already-overloaded truck: "Yoga".
** Being crushed under a massive rock and [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction saying "Ouch" very quietly]]: "Crybaby."
** Being chased by some ferocious predator? [[AcceptableTargets Tourist.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLIIKrJ6nnI He's hungry for danger, he can take the heat! Fully Loaded Man has balls of meat!]] And yes, that's a real ad. Made even manlier by the fact that it was filmed down river from a grade five rapid, on the Kawarau River, in Queenstown New Zealand.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T3RS78Tp58 You've gotta work it hard to be a Solo Man.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqxGqucEC9c It's a proud tradition that lives on today]] (skip to 1:30 if you want to avoid the buildup).
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLsRHvHSBBc This one for the Ford Courier]]
* [[http://www.arrogantbastard.com/ Arrogant Bastard Ale]] is a beer all about aggression, and is ''definitely'' not for prissy, fizzy, yellow piss drinkers. [[YouBastard Like you... unless you're a bastard enough to drink it.]] There used to be a comments section, and complaints weren't tolerated - because if you complained, then you aren't a bastard enough to drink this beer.
* Commercials for the Motorola Droid smartphone emphasize its amazingly manly design and function, particularly in comparison to the metrosexual-friendly iPhone and downright girly Palm Pre.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGLHlvb8skQ I am man, hear me ROAR!]]
* Jack Link's Eat Like An Alpha commercials.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MySQXlpVciQ&NR=1 Have you been cheese nachos ?]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egfsghBi0zw Well then...]]
* Spoof advert done by the Australian team Series/{{The Chaser|sWarOnEverything}}, hawking [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVeXjQi6hFE Sandy dunny paper]]. Made from two-ply sandpaper, with a strip of velcro for added traction. And Sandy with chilli oil...
-->''It's the roughest wipe in Australia!''
* This [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNjzHnGRugo Old Spice commercial.]]
-->(Skiing off a jump) "I'm a Man." (Crashes through a tree, suddenly pumping a barbell one-handed on an exercise bench) But sometimes I like to [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment smell like a different smelling man]]." (crashes into a house, walks out with a new outfit, a badass moustache and a golf club) "Luckily, Old Spice makes a variety of different scents." (Drives a golf ball one-handed and proceeds to ''bite off a chunk of the golf club and eat it'') "For ''men''."
** Old Spice commercials in general are this which is to be expected when you have spokesmen like Creator/BruceCampbell.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE The Man Your Man Could Smell Like.]], though that's littered with MrFanservice.
** Testosterone levels continue to rise with the new series of Website/YouTube responses to people complimenting and asking questions of the Old Spice Man. Monocle Smile!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvy-3WfoklM The commercials with Terry Crews]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7NQc3oQx9w "ODOR BLOCKER BODY WASH IS TOO]] '''[[ChewingTheScenery POWERFUL]]''' [[ChewingTheScenery TO LET THIS COMMERCIAL END!"]]
* [[SegaSaturn SEGATA SANSHIRO.]] Never has so much preposterone been contained inside an advertising mascot.
** If you didn't play Sega Saturn he would throw you so hard you would explode on contact. Twice.
** "He died for our sins." (said (In Japanese) in one commercial)
* Snickers ads featuring [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NySN_plfiNI Mr]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiixrRgysks T]], ''Get some nuts!''
* Michelin brand deodorant features statements like "If your ratio of lighter fluid to charcoal is three to one, you might be a Michelin Man."
* Most [[http://www.utilikilts.com/customer/mockumercials/ Utilikilt mockumercials]], combined with AllWomenAreLustful. ''Real'' men wear kilts.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98MQ0B2joVg This]] Slim Jim commercial.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi2SrjTkpJ8 This]] Skoda Fabia commercial. Made of MEANER stuff!
* Energy drinks. Like are Venom: Death Adder, which claims to be "the cold-blooded venom of the Death Adder, delivered in a fruit punch strike," and the Monster coffee energy drinks, which are "coffee done the Monster way, straight up, with a take no prisoners attitude and the experience and know-how to back it up."
* Many extra hot sauces use this as their marketing pitch; they convey the dubious message that you need to be extremely manly to eat that stuff and come out okay. For example, [[http://www.extremefood.com/shop/home.php Blair's Sauces and Snacks]], whose slogan is "Don't fear death, fear the consequences," has a product line named Death Sauce. Some other extreme hot sauces by various vendors have names like Demon Ichor, Pyro Diablo, Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally, Mega Death, Magma, Vicious Viper, You Can't Handle This Hot Sauce, Rectal Rocket Fuel, Ass In Space ("Ass-tronomically Hot!"), etc.
* [[{{Squick}} BEAR SEMEN]]: [[http://bearsemen.com/ THE]] '''[[http://bearsemen.com/ MANLIEST]]''' [[http://bearsemen.com/ DRINK ON EARTH]]
* Dashing Superguy from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU6cHCkWqy8 the American commercial]] for ''VideoGame/KirbysDreamland''.
* The commercial for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li7RVz0i-Tw Doritos Jacked]].
* The commercials for [[http://www.brutworld.com/ Brut]] products. To name one example, the mere use of this product instantly impregnates a man's wife, fish, and dog.
* Doctor Pepper 10's wilderness ads show a manly pioneer being so manly, he can whistle and cause an eagle to dive into the lake and get him a Doctor Pepper, can make a bear paddle his canoe for him, and can carry a massive tree trunk under one arm. This was intentionally comedic. In another ad, the characters talk about how manly Doctor Pepper 10 is while escaping from a pastiche of 80's action movie bad guys. Though intended to be funny, it came off as sexist when the manly man said it wasn't a drink for women, as did the text at the end of the commercial.
* The [[http://www.mammothsupply.co.nz/ Mammoth Supply Company]], a division of UsefulNotes/NewZealand dairy giant Fonterra, markets its products as "real man food, man".
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpsuq354Sao Voteman]] video was made to get young Danish people to vote at the European parliament elections
* The ads for the Mexican beer ''Tecate'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMgW1d1YXYo which celebrate]] [[https://www.youtube.com/user/mxtecate stereotypical Mexican manliness tropes]] [[RuleOfFunny for kicks]].
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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'': This trope has been passed down in the ♥♥♥ Armstrong line for ''generations''. ♥♥♥ [[PecFlex Perhaps frighteningly so]], if you're set up on a date with an Armstrong gal, since even the cute younger sister can effortlessly lift pianos with one hand.
* ''BoboboboBobobo'' is about a muscular guy with a huge, reality-warping afro who fights with '''''his nose hairs'''''. Couldn't be any manlier ([[WidgetSeries and weird]]) than this.
* ''Manga/SetoNoHanayome''
** There're enough ArtShift homages to ''Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar'' as it is, but what takes the cake is when ''San'' pulls this off: sprouting a mustache and beard, eating a raw steak ("You shouldn't even mind eating this way if you are a man! A man should eat meat in the morning!"), telling the male lead and love rival to StayInTheKitchen ("You women walk three steps behind us men!"), and so forth.
** Lunar's father is... well... [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} The Terminator]].
** San's father also qualifies, at least in appearance; He's a big, buff, {{Yakuza}} head, with giant scars all over his face.
** By the end of the series, [[FanNickname Na]]'''[[FanNickname GAR]]'''[[FanNickname sumi]].
* ''Manga/KamenNoMaidGuy'' has Kogarashi, the eponymous maid guy, who's so manly that his brain is USB compatible. If you can't communicate with a printer, you aren't a man.
* ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
** The Raikage, a mixture of the Kool-Aid Man, the Hulk, and a pro-wrestler poured into the mold of a giant ninja. The fact that he is frequently shirtless certainly doesn't hurt. Also his brother, Killer Bee, who not only fits all of the above, but also appears to be a refugee from the Wu Tang Clan. Killer Bee isn't his nickname, it's his actual name. The Raikage's is either Killer A or Killer E, depending on translation.
** Might Guy and Rock Lee.
* Elfman from ''Manga/FairyTail'' says anything awesome can only be attributed to being manly! Regardless of whether a person he's telling to be "Be a Man!" is male or female.
* Tomitake from ''VisualNovel/HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi'' at times. To a milder extent, Keiichi, ''Ooishi and Irie''.
* ''Anime/MacrossFrontier'': Ozma is not an adult, '''''HE IS A MAN!'''''
* ''Manga/BakiTheGrappler''. Pick a male character, ''any'' male character. If you use a dirty trick to slice off his hand, he might just smile, crack a joke, and then punch you in the face ''with the bone in his stump!'' That's fairly typical, and not even going near the territory of a monster like Yujiro. If the idea of permanent crippling injury gives you pause, then you have ''no'' business being in the ring with these fighters.
* Black Star from ''Manga/SoulEater'' definitely, for he has [[http://www.mangareader.net/157-41902-13/soul-eater/chapter-68.html three]] [[http://www.mangareader.net/157-41902-14/soul-eater/chapter-68.html blades]].
* The village leader from ''Anime/JungleWaItsumoHaleNochiGuu'' is '''''manly''''' complete with ''manly'' chest hair...taken [[http://anime-max.com.ar/anime-wallpapers/slides/images/jungle-wa-itsumo-hale-nochi-guu-003.jpg to the extreme]]
* Whitebeard from ''Manga/OnePiece'': In a WorldOfBadass, he is acknowledged as the single most {{Badass}} man there is. And he's [[CoolOldguy pretty old]], to boot. It says something when a world-wide government that rules over one-hundred nations and has the firepower raze entire islands is utterly terrified of him. Plus, I mean, [[http://i811.photobucket.com/albums/zz35/XxInabiUchihaxX/Other%20Img/6163_render_Whitebeard_arrives_by_G.png?t=1267568506 just look at him]]! [[spoiler:Sadly, he proved TooCoolToLive, but even then [[DiedStandingUp he didn't fall!]]]]
* ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'', especially Kamina. Notably, being RatedMForManly as a source of RealityWarper powers is literally the crux of the entire plot.
* ''Manga/BlackLagoon'' tiptoes the line between this and RatedMForManly. At times, stunts like Revy blowing up 6 pirate ships while jumping absurd distances come across as a parody of balls to the walls action films.
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[[folder:Comics -- Books]]
* SAXTON HALE (in the trope's picture), whose company's motto is "We sell products and get in fights". He bears a suspicious resemblance to a poorly shaven bear, skydives through his office window for his morning commute, has a patch of chest hair in the shape of Australia, and claims that the breakfast steak is the most important steak of the day. See the [[http://www.teamfortress.com/war/saxtonhale/ comic]] for more manly info. He is also shirtless "for obvious reasons". In-universe, Australia is a hyper-advanced nation of macho man and women due to Australium having the ability to induce Testosterone Poisoning on people to the point that it makes women grow {{Badass Mustache}}s. It transformed the Engineer's grandfather from a soft-spoken scientist to a shirtless, rugged manly-man with a CarpetOfVirility shaped like Texas.
* For those that regard FrankMiller's ''TheDarkKnightStrikesAgain'' and ''ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder'' as {{Stealth Parod|y}}ies of his earlier works, they certainly fit here. His earlier work like ''Comicbook/SinCity'' played the [[RatedMForManly excessive manliness straight]]. No stealth about Lance Blastoff's parody. He takes it out and slaps you round the face with it.
* There is an aside in ''Comicbook/JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac'' where two of Jhonen's characters meet two exaggerations of NinetiesAntiHero comic characters, one of whom is an absurdly muscle-bound heap named "Schlong". His power would appear to reside entirely in his powers of teeth-gritting and flexing. In fact, when he is x-rayed, his skeleton appears as a spindly splayed doodle floating inside a mountain of meat. He needs to be supported by training wheels to keep from tipping over.
* In ''Comicbook/VForVendetta'', Creator/AlanMoore decided he needed an in-universe Schwarzenneger-like incarnation of the ideals of the Party: He is Macho!!! He is Aryan!!! He is what every woman wants!!! He is STORM SAXON!!! Needless to say, V enjoys its airings utterly, as [[StupidJetpackHitler fascistic camp]] treats.
* SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}}, the Main Man, of course.
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[[folder:FanWorks]]
* In ''Webcomic/AlabasterTheDoomedSession'' (a Homestuck fancomic), Vamuin, the [[AntiHero main character]], is [[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=236&p=31 introduced]] as a concentration of strength, epicness and virility. His pseudonym is righteousPornstar and he's surrounded with phallic imagery. It gets [[ParodySue extremely ridiculous]], [[http://mspfanventures.com/?s=236&p=406 extremely quickly]].
* The stand-off between alpha troll Detritus and an enraged adult male rhinoceros in ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' fic ''Fanfic/NatureStudies'' is explicitly described as this by a nearby (female) zoologist, who stands back to watch the fight from a professional viewpoint.
--> One was a creature which used sheer brute force and power to sweep away any inconvenient obstacles. The other was a very large pachyderm with a spike on its nose.
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[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast''. "No one's slick as Gaston; no one's quick as Gaston; no one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's!" Did you say ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar neck?]]''... Well, he ''does'' use antlers in all of his decorating. And "every last inch of him is covered in hair." Check the eyebrow action when he says that. Ew.
* The lawn-mover that is "The TERRAFIRMINATOR" from ''WesternAnimation/GnomeoAndJuliet''. "'''''YOUR LAWN WILL BE AFRAID TO GROW! IT'S THE ULTIMATE WEAPON OF GRASS DESTRUCTION!'''''"
* The "I'll make a man out of you" song in ''Disney/{{Mulan}}'' definitely qualifies. It would probably qualify as an AffectionateParody as well, given that the heroine of the story is a SweetPollyOliver.
---> (Be a man!) You must be swift as a coursing river
---> (Be a man!) With all the force of a great typhoon
---> (Be a man!) With all the strength of a raging fire
---> Mysterious as the dark side of the moooooooon!
* El Macho from ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2'' is introduced with a montage of him [[GargleBlaster pouring himself alcohol from a bottle with "Poisonous" warning labels]], adding viper venom (directly from a live viper), eating the glass WITH the drink, nailing the cash to the counter with said viper, punching out the door (and doorframe) of the bar, stopping an armoured truck with his bare hands, then carrying it away, and [[MachoMasochism eventually dying]] by [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill jumping into an active volcano along with a shark and 250 pounds of dynamite.]] They NeverFoundTheBody, just a pile of singed chest hair.
** What's even more ridiculous about his volcano-jumping death is that [[spoiler: he actually manages to somehow '''SURVIVE''']].
** The scene might as well be a TropeCodifier for all who see it. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxXJ2XSMT6Q Behold...EL MACHO!]]
* Earl Devereaux from ''Film/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs''. So macho that the one time he allowed himself to cry, it gave a blueberry chest hair. The fact that he's voiced by Terry Crews doesn't hurt (and in the first movie, by Mr. T!).
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/{{Idiocracy}}'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6p5NLXxvY Brawndo]]. Just in case you hadn't lost faith in humanity yet, [[http://www.brawndo.com Brawndo is now manufactured and sold.]]
* In ''Film/{{Freaked}}'', we have [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2R9ysWYNGg this commercial]]
* Captain Gordon of ''Film/GodzillaFinalWars'' is so macho, he faced down Franchise/{{Godzilla}} ''personally,'' with a ''sword.''
* The theme song to ''Film/{{Orgazmo}}'': "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw Now You're a MAN!]]"
* ''Film/TenInchHero'' mentions this by name, though it's used in reference not to extreme manliness, but rather disgusting male habits.
* ''Film/BlackDynamite'' parodies the excessively masculine heroes of blaxploitation films. When introduced, Black Dynamite seems to be penetrating three women at the same time.
* The stetson-clad Colonel Kilgore from ''Film/ApocalypseNow'' -- of the famous "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" speech -- shoots beyond manly into the realms of the impossible. He leads a helicopter assault to the tune of ''Ride of the Valkyries'' so that he can ''go surfing''.
* ''Film/FromDuskTillDawn'': A confrontation between Harvey Keitel, Fred Williamson, the great Creator/TomSavini, and George Clooney (!) against a room full of vampires. Featuring Danny Trejo and John Saxon. And Tom Savini sports a COCK-GUN!
* ''Film/ThreeAmigos'' pokes fun at all the machismo, especially in the BadGuyBar "Where did you get that pretty little gun?" (with disastrous results for the "manly" bar patrons) and Ned's duel with the German aviator (Jefe: "You wanna die with a MAAAAN's gun, not a little sissy gun like this.") In which Ned falls over trying to holster the MAAAAN's gun handed to him by Jefe. And [[spoiler: gets knocked back a couple dozen feet from the recoil when he shoots the German]].
* ''Film/{{Commando}}'' has a confrontation between ''Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger'' and Bill Duke (a large imposing man) in a hotel room, which they initiate by shouting insults at each other such as "You scared? You should be, because this Green Beret's going to beat your ass" followed by "I eat Green Beret's for breakfast, and right now I'm very hungry" etc. Rae Dawn Chong (a small slim actress) exhibits great intelligence and wisdom by cowering in the corner while these two behemoths demolish not only the room they are in, but several rooms around them. The trope is invoked by her comments while this is happening:
--> "Can you believe this macho bull-shit?"
--> "They feed these guys too much red meat!"
* ''Film/{{Predator}}'' is automatically manly thanks to Arnie, but most of the rest of the cast are putting in the effort as well, particularly JesseVentura.
--> "Aint got time to bleed"
* ''Film/TheExpendables'' is built around a host of [=80s=], [=90s=] and modern action stars doing manly things. This could as well be called "Testosterone Poisoning: The Movie".
* The [[StealthParody intended point]] of Paul Verhoeven's ''Film/StarshipTroopers''. A lot of people [[MisaimedFandom missed the memo]].
* ''Film/ShootEmUp''. Shooting tons of bad guys is just [[RatedMForManly plain manly]]. So is having steamy hot sex with Creator/MonicaBellucci. Doing them both at the same time, however...
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[[folder:Literature]]
* ''The Retrosexual Manual'' is all about this.
* Creator/DaveBarry:
** "Complete Guide to Guys".
--> ''Stimulus:'' Human mortality.
--> ''Response (Female):'' Religious faith.
--> ''Response (Male):'' The pyramids.
--> ''Response (Guy):'' Bungee-jumping.
** In another column, he mocks the ultra-manly trend in commercials by citing one where the '''MEN''' see a barge going out of control down a stream, and immediately get to work bringing it in with big hairy ropes, whereas a guy like a humor columnist would be secure enough to say "Don't worry, it's probably insured".
* ''Literature/TheAlphabetOfManliness''. "[[http://www.calendars.com/Satire/Year-of-Manliness-2010-Wall-Calendar/prod122463/?categoryId=cat00052 The Calendar of Manliness]]''."
* The Manly Handbook, by David Everitt and Harold Schechter.
* In the early '70s the ''NationalLampoon'' did a dead-on parody of mid-century men's adventure magazines called "Real Balls", at the same time taking digs at "Silent Majority" conservatism with stories of infiltrating "beatnik hootenannies", fighting lewd sex-education teachers, and combating the "Krazed Kent State Kamikaze Kids".
* Bruce Fernstein's ''Real Men Don't Eat Quiche''. Most of the articles and pictures in this book originally appeared in ''Magazine/{{Playboy}}'', that's how manly it is.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/{{Mythbusters}}'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-XbjFn3aqE&NR=1 sums it up]] in two words: sulfur hexafluoride. Adam can inhale it and sound like Satan:
** '''And my voice gets really low, although somehow I'm still funny. It's scientific! HAHAHAHAHA!'''
* The show that redefined and glorified testosterone poisoning after an endless and unbearable number of shows of women being just better at everything than men: ''Series/HomeImprovement''. '''URR URR URR! [[TimTaylorTechnology MORE POWER!]]''' A Double Subversion, since the uber-macho Tim is utterly incompetent seven times out of ten.
* The Australian [[BlatantLies reality]] show ''Double The Fist''.
* ''Series/TheManShow''
* ''Manswers''
* ''Series/SledgeHammer''
* Lord Flashheart, the manly swashbuckler from ''Series/{{Blackadder}} II'' and his descendant, Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart from ''Blackadder Goes Forth''.
-->"She's got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a MAN'S tonsils!"
* The entire network of SpikeTV runs on this trope.
** The show ''Series/OneThousandWaysToDie'', incidentally ran on SpikeTV, references the Darwin Awards origin of this trope, for example, using an electrically stimulated cow heart [[ADateWithRosiePalms as a... uhm... yeah....]]
** Another show of SpikeTV's is ''Series/BlueMountainState'', which essentially {{deconstruct|ion}}s this trope.
** Peter [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2l45vjpa8E watches]] SpikeTV on ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''.
* Gene Hunt from ''Series/{{Life on Mars|2006}}'' and ''AshesToAshes''. "She wants me. Poor bitch." Becomes HarsherInHindsight if you've seen the finale: [[spoiler: Gene is really an eternal 19-year-old kid in the body of a man, whose persona -- the larger-than-life Creator/ClintEastwood/Creator/JohnWayne type, the Sheriff in an old western -- he created after being shot in the head. His "life" is a construct, because even though he's living chronologically, he won't age. As Keats {{lampshade|Hanging}}s, it explains ''a lot'' about Gene's insecurity and misogyny around women.]]
* The {{Trope Namer|s}} is the ''Series/BabylonFive'' episode "A Voice in the Wilderness", in which something is discovered on the supposedly-abandoned planet below the station. After a bunch of aliens show up and give the protagonists a ten-hour give-it-to-us-or-else ultimatum, the captain of the visiting heavy cruiser Hyperion threatens them with a NINE-hour leave-the-system-or-else ultimatum.
--> '''Ivanova:''' Worst case of testosterone poisoning I've ever seen.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'': Buffy to Angel and Riley in "The Yoko Factor":
-->'''Buffy:''' Okay, stop it! That is enough. I see one more display of testosterone poisoning, and I will personally put you both in the hospital.
* ''Series/{{Farscape}}'': May not have been referenced, but you can bet Aeryn was thinking this when John and Crais were arguing over who should be in control:
-->'''Aeryn:''' Talyn, you've seen them both naked. Perhaps you can tell us who's got the biggest.
* ''Series/TheSoup'''s [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrSpYo0jVuE introduction]] for the "GAY SHOWS" segment.
* An episode of ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' had Turk acting much more aggressive than usual, such as wrestling for use of the breakroom TV. Turns out, [[spoiler: he was overcompensating over the recent loss of a testicle.]]
* ''Series/TheIncreasinglyPoorDecisionsOfToddMargaret'' has Thunder Muscle, which is the same idea as Powerthirst.
* Sketch character Johnny {{Xtreme|KoolLetterz}} from ''Series/XPlay''. "TO THE MAX!!!"
--> "IT'LL PUNCH YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!!"
* A calender by Mulder's desk in ''Series/TheXFiles'' seems to invoke this. Consisting of women in swimsuits posing with giant tools.
* Ron Swanson of ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''.
* Creator/ConanOBrien: In episodes of Noches De Pasion Con Senor O'Brien, Conando defeats all his enemies with [[DestinationDefenestration a defenestrating throw]].
-->'''Conando:''' Si! Conando!
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[[folder:Music]]
* The metal band [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQF_DR_uDU4 Austrian Death Machine]] based on Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. Made ironic in that it's a side project of Tim Lambesis of Music/AsILayDying, a band that is similar musically but very much ''not'' this trope lyrically.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_c6GlcEcoY The Man Land]], song by metal band Between the Buried and Me.
* Amounts of [[RatedMForManly testosterone-fuelled]] {{Narm}} and HoYay in '''Music/{{Manowar}}''' are so JustForFun/{{egregious}}, there's a band called Nanowar devoted to parodying them.
** Manowar themselves might count, depending on which side of the camp "Do they take themselves seriously or not?" one belongs to.
* "Men" by Martin Mull and Steve Martin
-->'' 'Cause men can sweat and men can stink and no one seems to care-o,\\
We'll throw the dishes in the sink and clog the drain with hair-o''
* "Road Hogs" by Stone Sour is a long, satirical look at the Great Southern All-American BadAssBiker image with Corey Taylor doing his best Zakk Wylde impression. It includes such lines as "''On the highway, I am thick as shit'' / ''It's just the seat is really killin' my 'roids''", "''June bugs on my face'' / ''Skeeters in my teeth'' / [extended coughing/spitting]" and a chorus consisting mainly of "Oh Yeah!" and "Hell Yeah!" shouted in a macho "Yea-uh!" style.
* Music/WeirdAlYankovic's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLnapb-30hA "CNR"]], a tribute to Charles Nelson Reilly (as if he was Website/{{Chuck No|rrisFacts}}Rris).
-->''Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France with\\
Two flat tires and a missin' chain\\
He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry\\
I'm telling you the man was insane''
* Creator/TreyParkerAndMattStone assign this status to Briann Boitano of all people, in their song "What Would Brian Boitano Do". The lyrics of the song chronicle his exploits, which include fighting grizzly bears in the Alps, beating up Kublai Khan, time traveling, breathing fire, rescuing princesses and wolfing down unpalatably spicy chicken wings.
* "Big Man with a Gun" by Music/NineInchNails is intended as a parody of the macho posturing and misogyny in GangstaRap amongst other things. Unfortunately this went straight over the heads of many listeners and Reznor was accused of many of the things he was parodying.
* Normaal's "Vulgaris Magistralis", moreso when [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reOLeLX0Q9U covered by Heidevolk]]. With lyrics such as "I cook my food on an active volcano" and "I ride on a mammoth" (and a mastodon on Sundays).
* This is one of Music/{{Pantera}}'s biggest sources of both appeal [[LoveItOrHateIt and]] criticism. Most of their output with [[GrowingTheBeard Phil Anselmo on vocals]] is either this trope, {{Anvilicious}} attacks on people involved in government, church or [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking the music industry]], or self-loathing {{Angst}}.
* Music/{{Motorhead}}'s music has enough Testosterone to Poison the entire country of England.
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[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
* In the '90s, the WWF had [[Wrestling/WilliamRegal Steven Regal:]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpPsbkHzrok A Real Man's Man!]] His debut was preceded with vignettes showing him doing MANLY things like chopping down trees, shaving with a hatchet and squeezing orange juice with his bare hands, while a very excited British man gave a running commentary about just how manly he was!
* Get a load of these lyrics. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhLK6XPKCs Would you believe that they came from]] [[VillainousCrossdresser "Exotic"]] [[GorgeousGeorge Adrian Street]]?
-->''I can tear a telephone directory in two\\
Bending iron bars is something else that I can do\\
I always pick my teeth with the nearest billiard cue\\
So imagine what I could do to you...''
* Wrestling/RingOfHonor former champion and WWE star [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Daniel Bryan]] ''loves'' to use this, as seen in the [[http://pizzabodyslam.blogspot.com/2010/03/cataloging-daniel-bryan-manliness-meter.html Daniel Bryan Manliness Meter]], and many of his ROH promos:
-->"I'm getting sick and tired of all these people giving me ''crap'' about what color my skin is. Yeah, I'm ''pale'' -- what's the big deal?... It doesn't matter what color my skin is, because I'm [[WorldsStrongestMan the best wrestler in the world]]! I beat Homicide, I beat everybody that Ring of Honor has put in front of me! And d'you know what? ''THAT'' is what makes me a ''MAN!'' And do you know what's ''un''manly? All these idiots talking about my skin color, going and sitting in front of a bunch of fluorescent lights with goggles and a Speedo!" And then he became the mentor for "Mantastic" Derrick Batemann, who, in Bryan's words, is "manly, so manly, OH SO manly!"
* Isn't pro wrestling and this trope rather redundant? Kind of like wet water.
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* ''{{Warhammer 40000}}'' the Space Wolves fit this trope a lot. Their super soldiers / space vikings who fight all sorts of daemons and xenos, with chainswords and bolters, ride giant wolves bigger than horses, and eat truck loads of meat and gallons of ale for dinner.
** Oh for the love of the Chaos Gods...''Warhammer 40000'', period.
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[[folder:Theater]]
* David Alden's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AVTlkFHI3g production]] of Francesco Cavalli's baroque opera ''Ercole Amante'' ("Hercules in love") had [[LargeHam the eponymous hero]] take on his mythical-badass persona by putting on a rubber muscle suit onstage. The result fell [[http://www.omm.de/veranstaltungen/musiktheater20082009/bilder/AMS-ercole-amante2.jpg somewhere between a life-size action figure, Hulk Hogan and Conan the Barbarian]]. [[UpToEleven On eight-inch platform boots]].
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands2}}''
** TORGUE: guns are about EXPLOSIONS and MACHISMO and ENGINES and EXPLOSIONS and LOUD NOISES and EXPLOSIONS. You know what sucks? SUBTLETY. You know what’s awesome? NOTSUBTLETY. And also EXPLOSIONS. TORGUE! Bastard Guns for Bastard People!
** And then there's Mr. Torgue himself, a Wrestling/RandySavage lookalike who is essentially the Saxton Hale of the setting. Despite his image however, [[HiddenDepths he's actually a fairly nice guy who believes that there's nothing more badass than chivalry]].
** Krieg the Psycho sums himself up in one sentence:
-->'''Krieg''': '''MY PECS HAVE PECS!'''
* ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'', more specifically adventurer mode. While it is not necessarily so, due to GoodBadBugs, you can do absurdly manly and awesome stuff like wrestling bears to the ground ''while naked '' and covered with blood, strangling them with your bare hands, and then use the corpse as a bludgeon to kill more bears. Or even throw dead bears at other bears and KILL them with it!
** Why stop with bears? Do the same with dragons or rocs or other giant creatures!
** Healing potions are for pansies! You're bleeding heavily due to that bear encounter? Wait it off!
** Legendary Wrestlers in earlier versions of the game were able to punch the horse out from under a charging knight or pick up and fling goblins all the way across the map into the side of a mountain, where they'd hit so hard you could see the exploded remains of their bodies littering the valley below.
* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''. Out of the four women in the game, two are [[ICallItVera guns]], one is a sadistic voice-in-the-sky, and one only appears in supplementary canon. Particularly full of preposterone:
** The Soldier. Proof? [[http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2663 Here]], [[http://teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2562 here]], and [[http://teamfortress.com/soldier.htm here.]]
** You can't mention ''Team Fortress 2'' in TestosteronePoisoning without also mentioning '''Saxton Hale''' (also mentioned in the comic book entry and portrayed in the trope image). Particularly, the ''Vs. Saxton Hale'' GameMod - where one player plays as Hale himself and not only has incredible amounts of health, but also capable of leaping tall buildings in a single bound, [[OneHitKill one-hit KOs]] the opposing characters, and has a stun yell so manly it not only stuns other players, ''but sentries as well''.
** The Sniper (and his parents) become notable for being the only Australians in the entire [=TF2=] 'verse who ''don't'' have this trope, due to the 'verse's resident Unobtainium.
** Afforementioned substance is Australium, and being near it gives people ''literal'' TestosteronePoisoning. It lowers their level of Common sense, while at the same time, making them stronger, smarter, hairier, and making them develop a taste for Beer.
* This constitutes a fair portion of Joachim's character in ''VideoGame/ShadowHearts: Covenant''. Given that HoYay is another substantial portion (he ''is'' a professional wrestler), HilarityEnsues.
* ''VideoGame/MadWorld'''s [[SociopathicHero announcers]] are constantly talking about manliness, when not making hilariously terrible puns about the ruthless slaughter Jack is committing.
* The [[TheAhnold Jack Howitzer]] commercials from ''GTARadio'' in the ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'' series.
* [[http://www.scribd.com/doc/11590030/King-Leoric-the-Skeleton-King This]] guide to the ''VideoGame/DefenseOfTheAncients'' incarnation of [[VideoGame/{{Diablo}} King Leoric, the Skeleton King]] who is the [[BadAss manliest hero in DotA that does not have testicles]].
* Need we mention the ''VideoGame/PunchOut'' {{Heel}} Super Macho Man? [[MemeticMutation RELEASE THE BOGUS!]] Three words: [[VideoGame/PunchOut SUPEEEER! MACHOOO! MAAAAAN!!]]
* ''VideoGame/TalesOfVesperia'': "Gaze upon my physique, and be awed! MANLY MUSK!"
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j-1M9hwGXM Muscle March]]''. You need '''LOTS''' of testosterone to play a game featuring spandex-clad bodybuilders pursuing a protein-shake thief running through walls ACROSS TIME AND SPACE!
* In a minigame from ''VideoGame/KirbySuperStar'' you can have Kirby '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lxNNlQYttU punch a planet in half.]]''''' [[RealMenWearPink Real men don't just wear pink]], [[BadassAdorable real men ARE pink!]]
* ''[[http://dudebro.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page Dudebro 2]]'', the {{Defictionalization}} of a NeoGAF meme, is intended as a parody of video games that fall under this trope. The voice of VideoGame/DukeNukem is even cast as the lead!
* ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX'': You can seriously consider Jecht's portrayal to be tongue-in-cheek. Every scene seems to emphasise his incredible physique and gruff voice. He uses a giant anchor-esque sword as a weapon. ''VideoGame/{{Dissidia|FinalFantasy}}'' only catalysed it.
* ''VideoGame/{{Bulletstorm}}'' runs on this. The initial cast are horrifyingly detestable hyper-macho {{Jerkass}}es... and most of them die horribly despite it -- only the main character and the one character from the starting set who ''wasn't'' like that actually survive past the first half hour. The over-the-top macho nonsense and parodically intense violence only continue from there.
* Two Words: ''VideoGame/DukeNukem''
* ''VideoGame/TheFirstFunkyFighter'' lets you play as an uber-manly man (ala Kenshiro!) fighting crocodiles and sharks with bare fists and ultra violence to save a feminine woman.
* The Adventure Core from ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}''. Played for (extra) laughs because it's a small round robot.
* Bang Shishigami, from ''VideoGame/BlazBlue'', is "the man who fights for LOVE AND JUSTICE!" who [[WrongGenreSavvy thinks he's a shonen hero]] and thinks that everyone is either his young apprentice or a villain. One of his super moves is a literal ThemeMusicPowerUp, where an over-the-top metal song chronicles his manliness.
* From ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo'', [[ConspiracyTheorist Kenji]] isn't particularly masculine-looking. It's his ''brain'' that's been poisoned. [[MemeticMutation Manly picnic,]] anyone?
** And we can't forget Shizune's dad Jigoro, either. Never mind the BadassBeard, he carries a FREAKING KATANA everywhere, even ON SCHOOL GROUNDS! It's a pity he and Kenji never meet.
* The Massif Bros in VideoGame/MarioAndLuigiDreamTeam fall squarely under this trope. They're obsessed with weight lifting and muscle building to the point of parody, compare everyone to beef and various other types of meat and do such over the top stuff as trying to break a rock ten times bigger than they are with a jump punch and jumping off a cliff to progress during their mountain climbing tour. And happen to be LargeHam {{Husky Russkie}}s who shout every sentence they speak.
* The ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}'' fandom brings us "Mannosuke", a super-muscular and manly form of Rinnosuke Morichika, as demonstrated [[http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=303234 here]] and [[http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=198990 here]].
* ''VideoGame/{{Broforce}}'' revels in this, picking up pastiches of action movie characters across the decades and pitting them against terrorists on terrain [[EverythingBreaks that breaks and collapses with virtually every pull of the trigger]].
* Cole's legendary hunter of a father in ''VideoGame/CabelasDangerousHunts 2011'' is like some kind of caricature of rugged outdoorsy manliness, with his huge Santa Claus beard and intimidating facial scars, never showing affection for his kids outside of constant chastising, belittling his wife with her shopping malls and tofu, and when Cole shoots his first elk, he immediately has him cut out its heart and ''eat it.''
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'':
** Has a character who constantly talked in body-building clichés. And was so muscular that his sixpack could deflect bullets and he'd developed an ''organic jetpack''.
** Also, Doc himself on occasion:
---> Doc, while flicking off a main street with both hands: "Oh, forget it. You know what? It is at you now. I JUST SURFED A ROBO DRACULA FROM THE MOON SO Y'ALLS CAN JUST TAKE IT!"
* ''Webcomic/{{Girly}}'':
** "I DRIVE TRUCKS AND EAT STEAKS MADE OF TRUCKS!"
** Also, a self-parody entitled [[http://girlyyy.com/go/manly-v2 '''MANLY'''.]]
* ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings'', one of the honorable mentions in the Escapist's webcomics contest, is built around parodying macho video game character culture.
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
** [[NobleBigot Equius Zahhak]] loves being [[SuperStrength STRONG]], [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength is constantly impeded from doing normal things by his sheer strength]], wears a muscle-exposing tanktop, goes through the game of Sgrub [[GoodOldFisticuffs completely unarmed]], and has only one completely safe outlet for his aggression: ''beating the shit out of killer robots in cage matches.''
** The [[http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/strife cover of the STRIFE! album]]. Just '''''look''''' at it.
* ''Webcomic/HyperboleAndAHalf'' has [[http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/how-to-make-showering-awesome-again.html Sueeve -- for MEN]]:\\
The Shower Hammer!! Brutalize the dirt off! Hit yourself until the dead skin submits to you. Bleed the germs away!
** [[http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/xtreme-muscle-product.html XTREME MUSCLE PRODUCT!!!!]]
-->I went from being of flab to being of pure muscle.\\
I don't even have any organs."
* Manly Man, the manliest man alive. From ''Webcomic/NSFWComix''.
-->''In this day and age of political correctness (read: pussies), masculinity is a confusing and dangerous issue. Heterosexual men and boys of today find themselves in need of a role model who isn't a pussy, and that role model is the male chauvinist whom male chauvinist pigs wish they were: Manly Man. Manly Man once took on Creator/ChuckNorris and Maddox in a fight and won by staring at them until they turned gay and made out with each other, this distraction allowing Manly to punch them into orbit, where they still are to this day.''
* [[http://www.rockmanlyfist.com/?p=70 Rock Manlyfist,]] master of Space Karate and 80's action Machismo incarnate. Having been in suspended animation since the 80's, he is awoken by the magic words "No Retreat No Surrender" and proceeds to cut a bloody swath through hordes of Ninjas, Neo-Vikings, North Koreans, Shaolin Satanists and anyone else foolish enough to oppose him. All to the music of Loverboy. Oh, and he also needs to have sex every 24 hours or his head will explode. It's one of the downsides of Space Karate.
* In ''Webcomic/ScaryGoRound'', after [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep The Boy]] has sex for the first time, he [[ItMakesSenseInContext converts a caravan into a boat overnight]], in [[http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20060825 a very manly fashion]]. But he uses up all his manliness in the process, and subsequently just feels like "poking things listlessly with a stick."
* This ''Webcomic/ThreePanelSoul'' [[http://threepanelsoul.com/2011/11/23/on-market-segments/ strip]] manages to spoof this and Dr. Pepper 10 at the same time.
* In ''Webcomic/TwoGuysAndGuy'':
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/125 Wayne]] tries to invoke RatedMForManly with his new car, but instead comes off as if he's CompensatingForSomething.
** Guy, in a rare female example, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2917 manages to rub her manliness in Wayne's face]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
* [[http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922075 TOAD GETS ALL THE BITCHES!]]
* [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] hypes up Creator/RebBrown like this
--> [[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope Warning: What follows is the manliest thing ever recorded on film.]] Your balls may drop off in shame at the mere knowledge that you will never in your entire life do something half as manly.
* Spacebattles.com's LetsPlay series has featured BLAST HARDCHEESE, name taken from ''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 MST3K]]''. He has killed men simply by flexing his biceps until their heads explode.
* The website ''[[http://maddox.xmission.com/ The Best Page In The Universe]]'', as well as the accompanying book ''[[http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/ The Alphabet of Manliness]]''. It also tore into a specific sub-genre of Testosterone Poisoning, [[http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=xtreme_bullshit X-TREME ADVERTISING]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs POWERTHIRST]]!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk ROCKET EDITION]]!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZyNBK6M6BQ POWERMOST]]!
** [[AscendedMeme POWERTHIRST IS REAL!]] GET YOUR MENERGY [[https://www.powerthirst.ca/ HERE!]]
* WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun brings us [[http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/archive/all/date/desc?search=cooking Man Cooking]]. And their episode about the channel known only as [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/2676-MEN MEN]] and it's MANLY!
* Captain Hammer from ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog'', [[spoiler:Until he feels pain for the first time.]]
* Website/ChuckNorrisFacts is all about this trope with playing up Creator/ChuckNorris as a MemeticBadass. And also heavily robbing from [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Bill Brasky]].
* In Russia the city of Chelabinsk is supposed to be an entire town of MemeticBadass es.
* [[http://consumerist.com/5234900/eat-mangurt?skyline=true&s=i MANGURT!]] Now in flavors like like Wolf Bacon, T-Bone, Buffalo Stampede, and Tequila Fight Juice!
* BadassOfTheWeek. Everything on the list can fuck you up. Including [[DeathWorld Australia]], [[http://badassoftheweek.com/beetle.html this huge-ass beetle]], [[http://badassoftheweek.com/hantavirus.html the Hanta virus]] and [[http://badassoftheweek.com/curie.html Marie Curie]].
* Much of the humour of ''Website/{{Cracked}}.com''. And specifically, Agents of Cracked: "GASP! The Chief?"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvltzwkUEEA This here's the Mantage!]]
* "MEAT PUNCH!!!" from Much Music's "We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties." The "MEAT PUNCH!!!" is made out of "beef, chicken, pork, lamb, goat, goose, duck, beef, moose, horse, monkey, hotdog, and donkey." No, that was not a typo; there is a double dose of beef. It is said that only one bite will leave you full, it tastes like the zoo, and that you cannot be considered a man if you don't eat it. You can see it [[http://vimeo.com/2561849 here]].
* [[http://connect.tangle.com/view_video?viewkey=54988d966e0e317d5553 Mandles.]] The Man Candles. 1% Wax, 99% Testosterone! In manly scents like A1 Steaksauce, Urinal Deodorizer, and Chuck Norris Sweat!
* [[http://www.flyingfistranch.com/ Beau Smith]], the manliest man in comics!
* [[http://manlymens.deviantart.com/ The MANLY MENS OC Tournament]]. [[http://manlymens.deviantart.com/art/SOCIETY-OF-MANLY-MENS-LOGO-130372041 Just]] [[http://manlymens.deviantart.com/art/MANLY-MENS-OCT-PROMO-138816796 take]] a [[http://manlymens.deviantart.com/art/MANLY-MENS-ZONE-SELECT-138817135 look]] for yourself.
* In ''WebVideo/TheGuild'', Zaboo ''tries'' to be this way but fails miserably.
* [[http://www.contratdegars.com/ Contrat d'Gars]] is the Québécois. You need to understand Quebec French vernacular to get half the jokes.
* WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation
** Yahtzee, in his ''Bound in Blood: Call of Juarez'' video, gives us the Ben Croshaw "Hats" Scale of Manliness, whereby a man's manliness is judged by the [[NiceHat size of his hat]]. Thus, to continue the example, Ray and Thomas both have large hats, so they can "eat danger and shit bullets", while Wee-um does not possess a hat at all, reducing him to eating Weetabix and shitting healthily.
** He also uses masculinity as one of the justifications for why he doesn't play RealTimeStrategy games or {{JRPG}}s, stating after his review of ''VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou'' that he now must play an FPS or else his body will absorb his testicles.
--->"Fucking hell! Did anyone just see that!? I am squirting machismo out of my ''nipples'' over here! I am a ''monster truck'' that walks like a ''man!"''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzbr6fPDmkE This]] ad discussing the manly Army Rangers.
* [[http://www.picshag.com/a-bachelor-of-the-fine-arts.html This short comic]] most certainly qualifies.
* Advice Dog spinoff [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MhmnStMDDY Courage Wolf]] who demands that you bite off more than you can chew... AND CHEW IT ANYWAY
* [[http://www.radical-conservative.org/retrosexual.html The retrosexual code.]]
* Old Spice's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFDqvKtPgZo videoblog]]. Imagine the manliest thing in the universe, only in Morgan Freeman-esque voice.
* [[HowToPlayBrawlLikeAMan BIRD]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os-7g5icyj4 MISSILES!!!]]
* [[http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/529069.html This]] piece of NotSafeForWork microfiction. ''Real'' men exercise 32 hours a day and still find time to get laid!
* A Brazilian Website/{{Twitter}}, [[http://twitter.com/clubedomacho Clube do Macho]] ("Macho Club"). Common themes include anti-Feminism (divided into "StayInTheKitchen" and "go to bed"), complaints that everything is done by queers and saying what a true man does instead, sexist jokes and/or comments (complete with terrible flirts, such as "I got a stick, you've got a hole, let's go home and play snooker!"), and showcasing hot girls.
* WebVideo/EpicMealTime serves this along with clogged arteries.
* RegularOrdinarySwedishMealTime! It's good for you.
* Creator/CharlieSheen's [[http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes Winning Recipes]].
* Get yourself one of [[http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk135/popcikle64/aggron.jpg these]] [[http://neil-d-luffy.deviantart.com/art/Get-yourself-a-Garchomp-201031585 incredibly]] [[http://neil-d-luffy.deviantart.com/gallery/28814374#/d3bse42 manly]] Franchise/{{Pokemon}}. Parodied with [[http://cheezburger.com/6894276096 Magikarp]]. Hilariously, his oft-considered {{Badass}} [[MagikarpPower evolution]] is given as its one flaw in this poster.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZAMl0VWAZ8 Intensive Gastony Unity]]. One part [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]], one part [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic ponies]], three part masculinity.
* While reviewing ''Comicbook/SupermanAtEarthsEnd'', [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] advised viewers to settle all arguments by screaming, "I AM A MAN!!!" and punching the offending person in the gut in imitation of a panel from the comic. This became subject to MemeticMutation.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITLob098W8 This student-made water commercial]] is what happens when you take the [[Film/{{Idiocracy}} Brawndo]] commercials listed above and take them UpToEleven.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxtRGEVsSOc ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH FOR ALL THIS FUCKIN' TEA???]]
* The first twenty or so episodes had WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic (now a SissyVillain who'll readily admit going for manicures) trying to embody all the worst traits of stereotypical masculinity. This died at the ''Series/SesameStreet'' [[LoveRedeems review]].
** Inverted by the T-Rex in his review of ''Film/JurassicPark'', who indulges in Estrogen Poisoning instead. Nostalgia Critic translates her roars with such captions as "Creator/ChuckNorris is my butt plug", "tanks are my crunch berries", and "my ovaries are chainsaws".
* Despite being the {{Trope Namer|s}} for RatedMForManly, the ''Videogame/{{Counter-Strike}}'': [[http://youtu.be/mB6fq9Aadwk?t=2m2s Extreme Gore Edition]] mock-commercial is clearly PlayedForLaughs.
* [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/overly-manly-man Overly Manly Man]]
* AFT Marine from [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VZ2fUJfJDTg Action Figure Therapy]]...so much. Some of his more carpet-chested quotes include:
** "If I'm standin' on it, it's America!"
** "Some people are saying we should register our guns...why? Because they're deadly weapons? In that case, I should register my coffee table too, because I'm a US Marine, and I can sure kill you with that too."
** "When I was born, the first words out of my mouth were 'God bless America'...my second words were 'GO FUCK YOURSELF!'"
** Any NUMBER of quotes involving his sexual escapades with women.
* [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/153317/the-manliest-story-ever-conceived The Manliest Story Ever Conceived]] lives up to it's name, while at the same time being a MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic fanfic.
* FiveSecondFilms brings us [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1JT7tcKfOw GROWN MEN ARE TALKING!]]
* Naturally, ''Mary Sue Problems'' has a {{Parody S|ue}}tu example.
--> '''[[http://marysueproblems.tumblr.com/post/40569184045 Gary Stu Problem #56]]''': You see this little scar under my eye? It's from this time I had my face mauled by a bear when I was five. [[BadassBoast And if you think that's bad, wait until you hear what happened to the bear]]!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* Played with (with a touch of ThisLoserIsYou) in ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''. To wit: Ron discovers his bar mitzvah is unsigned, meaning he's not A Man. A special ring that turns him into a tower of muscles helps to compensate, though it's still Kim and Shego doing the [[SheFu ass-kicking]].
* ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'' had it in an episode Chicken, Flem and Earl go after Sargeant Weenie Arms and follow his training. Among other things, they shave with smooth rocks and chop trees down ''with their faces''. The following day, they wake up all buffed up... only for Sergeant Weenie Arms to take them to play dolls with Cow ("[[RealMenWearPink Real weenie marines aren't afraid to play with sissy dolls!]]").
* ''WesternAnimation/TheRippingFriends.''
* Sol Butcher from ''WesternAnimation/SonsOfButcher''. Especially when he goes hunting.
* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' had exactly two episodes about sexism in its entire run. One was about {{Straw Feminis|t}}m, and the other was about this trope. Once all the male super heroes of Earth have denied the Girls membership in their club (for the obvious reason why, see Edmund Spenser's theory in ''Literature/TheFaerieQueene''), a ridiculously muscularly-drawn alien shapeshifting dragster appears, who introduces himself as "Breaker of men! Taker of worlds! So step forth and bring thy manhood against mine own, and let us see who has the upper hand upon the measuring stick!" Talk about FreudWasRight! More information can be found [[Radar/ThePowerpuffGirls here]].
** Also, we can't forget about... '''MAJOR MAN!!!''' [[spoiler:(who is a fraud and a DirtyCoward).]]
* ''WesternAnimation/RickAndSteve'' delivered a NerdsAreSexy GayAesop by having poor Rick be forced to drive the "Monsterbator", a comically oversized monster truck that runs on pure testosterone instead of gasoline.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'': Jorgen. Von. ''Strangle''. Originally, he was just a DrillSergeantNasty, but has since been {{flanderiz|ation}}ed (like everyone else in the show) into an insanely over-the-top caricature of manliness who feels a psychological need to perform death-defying stunts that would kill a mere mortal every second of every day. He apparently doesn't sleep.
* On ''Series/TheRedGreenShow'', Ranger Gord, who is slender and lanky, has a cartoon segment in which he is portrayed as having an astoundingly muscular physique, so much so that when he bends an arm or even a finger, there is a metallic squeaking sound.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': Shows up occasionally as part of Rainier Wolfcastle's shtick. Also, Duff Man.
* The ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'' episode "Death Punchies".
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Wakfu}}'': In the season 2 Brâkmarian Gobbowl arc, there is a magic potion which can turn nerdy guys ([[GenderBender and females]]) into macho men. It doesn't just gender-bend the females drinking it; it turns them into tall, hunky, hairy, overly-muscular specimen of manliness.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'' episode "The Mustache", Gumball and Darwin [[spoiler: eat their dad's muscle-growth supplements]], which causes them to go through puberty at school. [[spoiler: Anais also mistook the health food for cereal]].
* Self-help guru Iron Will from ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' is hilariously macho.
** Same can be said for Bulk Biceps(Whom the fans originally dubbed "Roid Rage"). Originally a gag pony from "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E22HurricaneFluttershy Hurricane Fluttershy]]", With his enormous muscles and [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything minuscule wings]], he got another appearance in Season 3, then a more substantial role in Season 4's "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E10RainbowFalls Rainbow Falls]]". He's always kept his overeager demeanor, though.
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* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' has the Manotaurs, a group of incredibly macho minotaurs that give Dipper some lessons in manliness.
-->'''Manotaur''': Not ''man'' enough? I have ''three'' Adam's apples, ''six'' Y chromosomes, pecs on my abs and ''fists'' for nipples!
* ''WesternAnimation/YinYangYo'' villain the Manotaur had basically the same joke, plus the fact that as the only even half-human character on the show, he was also the only one with five-fingered hands.
* In ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Joe Swanson sometimes swings into this but other times plays it straight. Incidentally another Creator/PatrickWarburton-voiced character (''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''' Brock Samson) also gets used both ways.
* ''WesternAnimation/KorgothOfBarbaria'' is a parody of ''WesternAnimation/ThundarrTheBarbarian'', with all the sanity taken out and replaced with gore and a bit of parody sex.
* The titular character from ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo''; despite his hyper-macho muscles, attitude and voice, he's constantly ridiculed and a huge ButtMonkey, showcasing how someone who matches this trope would be treated in real life.
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