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->''UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES utter a single hilarious sentence that highlights a flaw in your character. This means you are part of a montage of "failed dates" and will never be seen again.''
-->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_15079_5-stages-successful-relationship-in-romantic-comedy.html The 5 Stages of a Successful Relationship (in a Romantic Comedy)]]

A sub trope of the TravellingSalesmanMontage, specifically of the job interview iteration. However, that trope focuses on the interviewer, whereas in Terrible Interviewees Montage, the ''interviewees'' are the problem. They are all dreadfully unsuitable (and often slightly unhinged) leaving the poor interviewer traumatized to some degree. Expect him to say "GetOut" and/or "Next!" a lot. This may be a job interview, a performance audition, [[SpeedDating speed-dating]], or any number of situations.

The montage usually ends with someone perfect (or at least, not QUITE so horrible) for the role coming along and being hired. That, or the interviewer calling it a day, only to find the perfect person for the role outside of an interview situation a scene or two later. Alternatively, the interviewer already has someone who would fit the job just fine, but is trying to avoid hiring them for some personal reason. The series of awful interviewees is then a RuleOfDrama plot device to force them to hire someone they don't want to have around.

The advent of speed dating provides an increasingly common premise for the appearance of this trope in any RomanticComedy.

If the montage focuses on the interviewer's reactions, it may overlap with BillBillJunkBill. Compare the RealityShow equivalent, HopelessAuditionees.

If the person is reviewing locations instead of people, see HouseHuntingMontage.

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[[folder:Advertising]]
* Inverted in an ad for Amour, a porn movie channel. Several ditzy buxom blondes in {{Stripperiffic}} clothing get the part despite their BadBadActing, while a fully dressed BrainyBrunette who delivers the line perfectly gets rejected.
-->''Amour. You don't watch it for the acting.''
* There was this commercial for the self-help section of FHM magazine that aired in Singapore, depicting a guy who can't say anything but lame pickup lines, or score a job interview to save his life. Yes, a montage with ''just one guy''.
* Match.com aired a commercial showing a luckless man dating a variety of creepy, awkward, or unpleasant women, before cutting to their slogan and services.
* A vintage 1984 French animated advertising for ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktZ-5FVafXA La Vache qui rit]]'' ([[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Laughing_Cow The Laughing Cow]]) shows the difficulties of choosing the right mascot among several cows.
* Inverted with actors auditioning to sell an air-freshener. One man burbles enthusiastically about the product, a beautiful woman [[SexSells purrs sensuously over it]], but it's the final applicant who gets the part despite being awful, thanks to his enormous nose.
* An ad for online dating showed the man on a date at a restaurant, with several annoying women whom he instantly changed (with an audible mouse-click sound) until getting the one he wanted. Then ''he'' says something annoying and gets clicked off by the woman for a man who's a bit more suave.
* The Cadbury eggs commercial has various animals trying to play the role of the bunny mascot, noting 'nobody does easter better than Cadbury' - this in turned inspired a real-life contest called the Cadbury Bunny Tryouts.
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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* Played with in ''Literature/AmagiBrilliantPark'' episode 6. When interviewing candidates for new park employees, many of them gave poor interviews (such as a failed baseball player who spent the whole interview ''sobbing uncontrollably''), but Kanie hires them all anyway.
-->'''Moffle:''' [[LampshadeHanging I didn't realize we were]] ''[[LampshadeHanging this]]'' [[LampshadeHanging understaffed]].
* The Sobame (Concubine) audition in ''Manga/IonoTheFanatics'' played with this. All the interviewees were actually good, but almost everyone was eliminated due to other reasons, such as [[OracularUrchin getting a sudden divine revelation that told her that she had to go home now]], getting kidnapped before her turn, and [[WholesomeCrossdresser possessing one body part too many]] [[QueerRomance for the very lesbian Queen Iono's tastes]].
* In ''Manga/MoriartyThePatriot'', the interviewees are for the "job" of being Sherlock Holmes's roommate, brought for Miss Hudson's approval. They consist of people obviously unable to pay rent and a prostitute, among others. And then John Watson appears and the rest is history.
* This happens in Episode 2 of ''Anime/OsomatsuSan'' when the Sextuplets attempt(?) to apply for jobs.
* In ''Anime/{{Shirobako}}'', near the end of the ''Exodus'', arc, [=MusAni=], the anime studio that employs the protagonists, conducts job interviews. Some of the interviewees are rather ill-prepared, such as one employee who misidentifies an anime as a [=MusAni=] production. Surprisingly, not one but ''two'' of theinterviewees- Tsubaki Andou and Sara Satou- actually get hired despite admitting that they want more money to fund their hobbies and a shorter commute, respectively.
* Polar Bear of ''Manga/ShirokumaCafe'' interviews several potential candidates for part-time workers at his café, but they all display their typical animal traits, such as the tortoise being very slow, the baboon doing nothing but eating, and Panda stating he had no intention to work. Polar Bear fails them all and hires a human girl named Sasako right on the spot when she enters the café, carrying a sloth.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* ''ComicBook/TheAvengers'':
** ''ComicBook/NewAvengers'' has Luke Cage and Jessica Jones interview a number of their super-hero peers to find a decent baby-sitter for their young daughter. [[http://sketchcardsaloon.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/squirrel-girl-new-avengers-7.jpg The prospects aren't too great until the end]]. One of the more notable failed attempts is Deadpool, whose line is VisibleSilence, presumably because even ''he'' doesn't know why Cage and Jones thought he'd do.
** ''ComicBook/WestCoastAvengers2018'' has Kate Bishop leading one to find a new member.
* ''ComicBook/{{Daredevil}}'': A seventies issue showed Matt Murdock interviewing possible replacements for [[SexySecretary Karen Page]]. Up until Becky Blake, all applicants were pretty hopeless. "No I can't exactly type. But I make a great cup of coffee. If you like instant."
* ''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}'': One issue has an inversion where he's looking for work and calling several contacts -- both hero and villain -- asking if they need a mercenary. They range from people like Kingpin politely declining because they're happy with their current service provider to Tony Stark reminding Deadpool that he's a ''good guy'', to...
--> '''Mephisto''': How did you get this number?
* ''ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse'': The comic story "Amelia e la grande svolta" has Magica de Spell interview potential candidates to work as her monster servants. All the monsters turn out to either be frightfully incompetent, or have absurd demands (such as a paid six-month leave every year.)
* ''ComicBook/FantasticFour'':
** At one point, the Wizard held auditions for the fourth member of his latest Frightful Four in ''ComicBook/FantasticFour'' comics. Applicants included an overweight cabbie in a bird suit ("The Osprey") and Captain Ultra, whose strength, flight, and gullibility made him a shoo-in... Until he fainted in the presence of a lit match.
** In the ''WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes'' cartoon, this scene was reproduced with the ''Fantastic'' Four auditioning for new members after the Thing lost his powers. The Fabulous Frog-Man knocked himself out bouncing around, Texas Twister wrecked the audition area, and ComicBook/SquirrelGirl didn't even get to do or say anything before she was rejected. Oh, if only they knew... The cartoon also includes the Captain Ultra bit [[{{Homage}} almost exactly the same]], except replace "lit match" with "[[PlayingWithFire Johnny]] giving a flaming thumbs-up".
* ''ComicBook/HarleyQuinn'': In issue #16 of the ComicBook/New52 series, Harley's auditions for a gang to help her fight crime and organize her life pretty much go like this; about half of the interviewees end up being recruited, half don't. Later played with, as the craziest of the rejected interviewees ends up appearing as a major character, as "Harley Sinn", the villain of the ''Gang of Harleys'' mini-series.
* ''ComicBook/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica'':
** Some of the possible new League Members in the membership drive montage from ''ComicBook/JusticeLeagueInternational'' #24 were less qualified than others:
--->'''Oberon:''' ''[off panel'') Have you ever been convicted of a felony?\\
'''ComicBook/TheCreeper:''' Hmmm... You said ''[[ExactWords convicted]]'', right?
** A similar montage from JLA #5:
--->'''Damage:''' Hi, name's Damage. Maybe you've heard of me... Sorry about the ceiling. And the... ah... the landing pad, and the other thing...\\
'''ComicBook/MartianManhunter:''' We'll fix it. Next.\\
'''ComicBook/{{Hitman|1993}}:''' Name's Monaghan, Tommy Monaghan. I've got X-Ray vision and telepathy and I [[ThouShaltNotKill kill]] superpeople -- for money.\\
''' Martian Manhunter:''' Next. And please, no smoking.\\
'''Hitman:''' ''[to next interviewee]'' Don't mention [[ComicallyMissingThePoint money]]. They don't like it.
** Of course, this was followed up with:
--->'''Hitman:''' I just came so I could [[PowerPerversionPotential look at Wonder Woman with my X-ray vision.]] Now I can die a happy man.
** Subverted with Max Mercury, a very experienced and qualified [[SuperSpeed speedster]]. He only showed up as a favor to ComicBook/TheFlash, and because he'd never been on the moon before (and wanted to take pictures).

* ''ComicBook/{{Powers}}'': Suspects and witnesses are often interviewed in this fashion.
* ''ComicBook/SergioAragonesDestroysDC'': The ''ComicBook/LegionOfSuperHeroes'' tryouts are parodied with a bunch of lame screwball heroes in this fashion, including Nixon Boy (who can [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway polarize people and make a 18 minute gap appear anywhere]]), Deja-Vu Kid (who can make events repeat themselves), Cotton-Swab Boy (who can remove earwax anywhere in the universe), Deja-Vu Kid [[RunningGag (who can make events repeat themselves)]], Windows Lass [[TakeThat (who can actually understand Windows 95)]], and Deja-Vu Kid [[OverlyLongGag (who can make events repeat themselves)]].
* ''ComicBook/{{Superman}}'':
** "ComicBook/TheLeperFromKrypton": Subverted. The final issue's cover implies that ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} will go through of a bunch of terrible candidates as looking for a replacement for her allegedly dead cousin, but the story itself skips over the selection process, only stating Supergirl found it frustrating.
** The ComicBook/LegionOfSuperHeroes frequently holds open auditions, and most of the people trying out are total losers.
** "ComicBook/TheDeathOfLightningLad": After the titular event, the Legion holds an audition to replace Lightning Lad. The first applicant, Antennae Boy, can pick up radio broadcasts from anywhere and anywhen, but his giant ears emit an unbearable noise which cannot be turned off. The second applicant, Dynamo Kid, is really a fraud with no powers who intended to infiltrate the Legion and write a scoop. The third applicant, "Lemon", is absolutely perfect...and he is already a Legionnaire in disguise who was playing a prank on his friends.
** In ''ComicBook/Superboy1949'' #201, the Legion holds an audition in the wake of the alleged death of Wildfire. The first applicant is Porcupine Pete, who can grow and shoot quills, but cannot control his aim; the second canndidate is Infectious Lass, who can transmit any disease she chooses to others, but she cannot control it as well as she claims, accidentally putting Star Boy on a sickbed; and Molecular Master, whose power is impressive but turns out to be an androide programmed to infiltrate the Legion and steal the Miracle Machine.
** In a subversion, a number of Legion rejects form the Legion of Substitute Heroes, who do good work as a sort of reserve team putting their unconventional powers to work in the field when the main team can't handle all aspects of a crisis.
** In one issue, the villainous Dynamo Boy, having tricked the rest of the Legion into quitting, held his own auditions -- and while he was largely met with the same type of also-rans who show up to other Legion try-outs, he turned down a couple of decent candidates for petty reasons. His reasons being that, using some future technology to get a scan of their personalities, judged they were too decent and wouldn't be converted to evil so easily.
** "ComicBook/SupermanAndTheLegionOfSuperHeroes" retconned the reason as to why some applicants were rejected, citing that Saturn Girl had done psychic profiles on them during their try-outs. While some were rejected because their power was lame or they lacked suitable control, others were rejected because they had a variety of psychotic tendencies and deeply disturbed psyches.

* ''ComicBook/{{Wildguard}}'': ''Wildguard: Casting Call'' revolved around a Reality TV show where superheroes competed for a spot on an auspicious team. The first rounds were... bad, as is typical of a ''real'' reality talent show. Notable flops included Adhesor, who was ''very'' nervous and [[PowerIncontinence couldn't even really control]] his [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway unimpressive ability]] to stick to things; Road Rash, a chubby biker whose action figure doesn't match his actual powers; and "Popstar", a singer who thought she was auditioning for ''Series/AmericanIdol''. The next round was only slightly better. [[JerkAss Toughlon and Wannabe]] made a lot of the others wish they didn't try out in the first place.
* ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}'': In ''ComicBook/BeforeWatchmen'', a bunch of people try out for the Minutemen. Most are rejected for being... less than effective, like a guy in a sweatshirt and a bucket named hank, and Liberty Lass, an over weight woman who can sing, dance and cook. One of them, The Iron Lid, is a guy in full body armor and a blow-torch, and can be seen as a bad guy later on. Nite-Owl is the only accepted one. It's interesting to note that Mothman was rejected at the interview, but was added to the team later.
* ''ComicBook/{{WITCH}}'': A series of short stories in which the Guardians had been roped in helping with a musical based on the first arc of the series (Will had been roped with the script) has one for the casting. One was good but got rejected by Cornelia for being a brunette trying for ''her'' role, but the others were: a superpunk emoboy (rejected as "Too much"); a cheerleader (rejected as "Too much cheerleader"); a guy who forgot his lines; someone who managed to get rejected as "TOO MUCH TOO MUCH!"; a ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''; a girl who cried after reading the script (it was too moving); ''[[Franchise/PiratesoftheCaribbean Jack Sparrow]] in person'' ("Too much pirate"); and the professional actress Madison Johnson, who had been part of the jury with Will and Cornelia until that moment and was really good but got rejected by Will for being an InsufferableGenius ''and'' scaring away applicants with her very presence. Will & co. later found the actresses for the main roles (theirs) going around and meeting girls with similar characteristics and personalities to themselves, including [[SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute one so similar to Will in personality, interests and background that Taranee and Will got spooked out]].
* ''ComicBook/XMen'':
** ''[[ComicBook/WolverineAndTheXMenMarvelComics Wolverine and the X-Men]]'' #19 has one of these, as Kitty Pryde looks for a new member of staff for the Jean Grey School. After going through many unusual and unsavoury applicants (including Deadpool, [[RunningGag who keeps coming back]]), she settles for Storm.
** ''ComicBook/ImmortalXMen'' #1 has the Quiet Council trying to find someone to replace Magneto. Most of the applicants are smug or evil, or in the case of far too many, smug ''and'' evil. Beast adds to this by also including an excruciatingly overdetailed [=PowerPoint=] presentation.
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[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* ''ComicStrip/{{Retail}}'': a RunningGag is when Marla interviews for positions (typically Christmas help, though sometimes its for more permanent positions), the candidate pool leaves something to be desired. That said, [[MsFanservice Amber]], [[EndearinglyDorky Donnie]], [[NaiveNewcomer Crystal]], and [[DeadpanSnarker Arthur]] were introduced via this trope, so they weren't ''all'' terrible.
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/672457 Of Life and Flames]]'' focuses on [[Film/SkyHigh2005 Warren's]] attempts to find a post-graduation sidekick that he's actually compatible with. The first two candidates end up in the hospital due to accidents with Warren's [[PlayingWithFire powers]], the third one hands in his resignation immediately, the fourth one is an egotistical asshole who flat-out tells Warren that he's the real star of the team because he doesn't have a supervillain dad (Warren sends him to the hospital on purpose that time), and the last one is a wannabe villainess who gives him a WeCanRuleTogether offer and wants to free his aforementioned supervillain dad. After that, Warren just decides to wait until his friends graduate so one of them can serve as his sidekick.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2747474/1/Position-Vacant-1-The-DADA-Interviews Position Vacant 1: The DADA Interview]]'' [=McGonagall=] is interviewing for the Defense Against the Dark Arts position and ends up rejecting three ghosts (including Peeves the poltergeist), [[MuggleBornOfMages Squib]] caretaker Argus Filch, sneak thief Mundungus Fletcher and house elves Dobby and Winky, among other unsuitable candidates. She eventually hires curse-breaker Bill Weasley, who was actually there to invite her to his and Fleur Delacour's wedding.
* ''Fanfic/RainbowDoubleDashsLunaverse'': Trixie goes through one of these in the first chapter of ''[[https://www.fimfiction.net/story/27805/file-under-i-for-impossible File Under 'I' for 'Impossible']]'' while trying to hire an assistant to help her with the excessive paperwork that comes with being the Representative of the Night Court of Luna.
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[[folder:Film -- Animation]]
* A good chunk of ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}}: WesternAnimation/TheSecretOfTheMagicPotion'' consists of this, as Getafix searches for a young druid suitable to succeed him. Because of Sulfurix, the notes rating the skills of the apprentices got mixed up, so they have to go through every one of them all over Gaul. The candidates are for the most part either plain incompetent, closer to [[SnakeOilSalesman snake-oil peddlers]] than real druids, way too cozy with the Roman invaders, just not trustworthy enough to be given a secret as precious as the Magic Potion, or seemingly more interested into circus tricks than real druidism.
* One of the highlights of ''WesternAnimation/{{Sing}}'', and most used in trailers, is the audition for the Moon Theater's singing contest. The crowd of hopefuls run the gamut from "Wow!" to a cringe of pain. Among the hopefuls are a llama who keeps pausing to tune his guitar, another a sheep whose voice baaa-reaks mid-song, and StageMom kangaroo who pulls her daughter out of her pouch.
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[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/TenThingsIHateAboutYou'' has this when Cameron and Michael interview their schoolmates to have one of them date Kate Stratford so Cameron could date her little sister Bianca as the girls' father has an oldest-one-dates-first rule.
* ''Film/TheFortyYearOldVirgin'' includes a speed dating sequence that fits this trope completely, with the added humor of his individual friends' reactions to the same girls. The main character, failing to find a match at speed dating, even meets his ''real'' love interest in the following scene.
* One of the funnier parts in ''Film/Armageddon1998'', with the twist being that all the guys being shown had already been hired on and the higher-ups were regretting this decision as they saw their psych evaluations.
-->'''Chick:''' ''[very hostile]'' You know I think this might be the most uncomfortable room that I've ever been in, in my life.\\
'''AJ:''' ''[looking at the Rorschach cards]'' Here's Harry giving me a hard time. And, uh, this is Harry tellin' me it's not good enough. And, uh, this is Harry tellin' me I can't marry his daughter. Thanks a lot, appreciate it.\\
'''Rockhound:''' You wanna compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, okay?\\
'''Bear:''' ''[crying]'' I'm okay, it's just... I think I need a hug right now, okay?
* ''Film/{{Audition}}'' has one of these: an audition is held, nominally for a TV role, but its actual purpose is to find a woman for the main character to date. One woman removes her coat to reveal a yellow bikini underneath, another actually strips naked. One even returns later and declares that she has more to say before leaving. Of course, given who he [[{{Yandere}} ultimately ends up picking]], he really would have been better off with any of the failed auditionees.
%%* Played completely straight in ''Film/BabyBoom1987'', as JC Wiatt interviews potential nannies.
* The ''Film/{{Bewitched}}'' movie does this ''twice'', both times for the role of Samantha in the ShowWithinAShow remake of the original ''Series/{{Bewitched}}''; among the many poor showings are a few unexpected cameos.
* ''Film/BringItOn'' features a montage of unsuitable candidates trying out for the cheerleading team, before Missy comes in and blows them all away with her gymnastic talent. Not that they were all useless: the rejects include a ballet-dancer (male), a dancer with a routine aimed at titillation (female), and the younger sister on one of the active cheerleaders who simply seems underage (and unenthusiastic).
* In ''Film/CalendarGirls'' (2003), which is about a group of middle-aged women who put together a calendar of photos where they pose nude, there is a scene like this when they audition for a photographer. The first one has almost only done photos of poodles, the second is photo artist with an... ''[[TakeOurWordForIt interesting]]'' portfolio, the third mostly does photos of orchids and leaves when he finds out what kind of photos they want, and the fourth is an old lech who gets turned away at the door.
%%* Happens to Brian Flanagan at the beginning of ''Film/{{Cocktail}}''.
* Creator/EddieMurphy has one of these with his various possible dates in ''Film/ComingToAmerica''.
-->"I have a secret... I worship the Devil!"\\
"I was Joan of Arc in my former life..."\\
"I'm almost single. My husband's on Death Row!"\\
''*holds lit cigarette lighter to palm in complete silence*''
* ''Film/TheCommitments'', about the story of Jimmy Rabbitte attempting to put together a soul band in Dublin, features a montage of unsuccessful for applicants to his band (including Cajun bands, riverdancers, Music/JoniMitchell wannabes and one poor deluded boy who only turned up because he assumed the line of people outside the door meant Jimmy was selling drugs).
* ''Film/DrillbitTaylor'' subverts this. The interviewees all seem properly qualified... then all bolt after finding out the low wages.
%%* The opening of ''Film/ErinBrockovich''.
* ''Film/TheFabulousBakerBoys'' has a long line of terrible singers audition for the act, and the brothers are about to give up, and then Michelle Pfeiffer shows up...
* In ''Film/TheFightingTemptations'', the main character is looking for people to audition for a church choir. The interviewees include a girl who sings AmazingFreakingGrace badly, a bunch of kids who do a dance about Jesus baptizing them, a guy who sings "Isn't She Lovely" (including the instrumental) and some hillbilly who plays multiple mouth-related instruments but doesn't sing.
* The first ''Film/HighSchoolMusical'' features a montage of terrible wanna-be student actors as Ms. Darbus either snarked them or reacted in horror. Eventually, Ryan and Sharpay go last and are, essentially, the only people who ''deliberately'' audition that are remotely capable of acting or singing on key... thus getting the lead roles. Though Darbus still ends up catching Troy and Gabriella singing a duet after auditions are over and decides she wants callbacks with them. Of course, this still begs the question of who is going to play the rest of the parts if nobody else in the entire school can sing or act without breaking pitch, being genuinely creepy, or locking up with stage fright.
* ''Film/IAmSam'' has a funny montage of the lawyer interviewing Sam's retarded friends for court suitability.
* ''Film/KidDetective2020'' has a terrible ''clients'' montage, to show how mundane the protagonist's work is. The clients include a lady whose cat has run away (again) and a young teenager asking for evidence that a classmate lied about going to New York and getting to practice with the Mets over the summer.
* ''Film/LetItRide'': Done intentionally by Trotter; he interviews a bunch of spectators at the horse races to find out who he should bet on in the next race. Whenever someone recommends him a name, he crosses it out. The one horse no one recommends is the one he bets on, and that horse ends up winning the race.
* In the 1986 action movie ''Film/LetsGetHarry'', some American construction workers want go down to Columbia to rescue a colleague kidnapped by terrorists. They decide to hire a mercenary to advise them -- cue a series of [[Literature/TheSecretLifeOfWalterMitty Walter Mitty]] types in army greens with outrageous claims on their previous military experience, before they get to a suit-wearing Creator/RobertDuvall, who can speak fluent Spanish and has a written plan setting out how he would go about the job.
%%* Happens at the beginning of ''Film/TheLibrarian''.
* An Invoked and JustifiedTrope in the film ''Film/LikeMike''; a HeartwarmingOrphan named Calvin gets some magic trainers that make him amazing at basketball, and he becomes a cash cow for Biddleman, the owner of his OrphanageOfFear. Naturally, this makes Biddleman very reluctant when Calvin asks him to keep looking for adoption possibilities, and he presents Calvin with a montage of candidates, most of whom are blatantly insane. Calvin is fully aware that Biddleman is deliberately screening out anyone who might be a possibility, but can't really do anything about it.
* ''Film/TheMasterOfDisguise'' had such a montage for applicants for the title character's assistant. However, said montage didn't show any of the supposedly horrible interviewees, instead consisting entirely of the mentor yelling "GET OUT!", "FREAK", or simply "OUT" over and over again. As a final slap in the viewer's face, the sole interviewee we do get to see is nearly dismissed because her ass is too small.
* ''Film/MrsDoubtfire'' invokes this trope: it's a telephone interview, and Creator/RobinWilliams' character secretly changed the phone number for the want ad, so he's the only applicant. He uses his [[ManOfAThousandVoices voice-acting skills]] to make up all sorts of terrible prospects before taking on the Mrs. Doubtfire persona, in order to make Mrs. Doubtfire a shoo-in for hiring.
* The auditions for the musical in ''Film/MrHollandsOpus'' are classic. "We've been at this all day, and the only ingenue we seem to have is Todd Markham!"
* ''Film/MuppetsMostWanted'' has the "[[PatterSong Interrogation Song]]", which involves the Muppets being interrogated by CIA agent Sam Eagle and InterpolSpecialAgent Jean-Pierre Napoleon for their involvement in an art museum theft. It begins unassumingly with Kermit (actually CriminalDoppelganger Constantine impersonating him), continues to Agent Napoleon hitting on Miss Piggy, and wraps up with a rapid-fire montage of all the Muppets defending their innocence in increasingly outlandish ways. The agents conclude that the Muppets are "incapable of being culpable".
* ''Film/MysteryMen'' has one of these with useless superheroes. Not that the protagonists themselves aren't lame to begin with, but these guys just suck even worse. The Waffler (Creator/DaneCook), Ballerina Man, PMS Avenger... (that last one [[MenstrualMenace only works 4 days out of the month]]). The official comic book adaptation (of the film version of the original comic...) concludes the montage by having one more person walk up, snickering. "I'm ''The Mailman''... here's your mail."
* ''Film/NationalLampoon's Film/VanWilder'' starts (after a random kid's suicide attempt) with Van interviewing students to be his personal assistant. All the candidates are rejected. Later, Van receives the last candidate in his dorm -- a shy ForeignExchangeStudent from India named [[Creator/KalPenn Taj]]. He gets the job not because of any qualifications but because he wants Van to teach him... things.
* ''Film/NoReservations2007'', when Creator/CatherineZetaJones's chef character is trying to replace Creator/AaronEckhart's sous-chef character.
* ''Film/PhantomOfTheParadise'' features a segment in which [[TheCaligula Swan]] reviews the possible replacements for his unwanted star, Phoenix. Each of the applicants is given a bar or two of the Phantom's latest song to sing, one starting off where the other left off (usually about five seconds in): the winner of this little contest is Beef, an AmbiguouslyGay glam-rocker chosen specifically to piss the Phantom off.
* Played up as an audition scene in ''Film/PitchPerfect'': Multiple "bad" singers audition among other, better ones who end up being main characters. The final audition is that of protagonist Beca, whose audition blows everyone away.
* ''Film/ThePrincessDiaries 2'' has a downplayed variation, in which Mia has to pick her future groom from a slideshow. Among the pictures shown were those of a then-single Prince William, who was just there to be eyecandy, and this guy:
-->'''Charlotte:''' Antoine Suisson of Paris. Plays the harp. No title, but good family.\\
'''Lilly:''' What about the title "husband?"\\
'''Mia:''' Yeah, he's cute.\\
'''Joe:''' His boyfriend thinks he's handsome, also.\\
'''Mia and Lilly:''' [[YaoiFangirl Right on!]]
* In ''Film/TheProducers'', the collection of misfits who turn out to audition for the lead in the play ''Springtime for Hitler''. The twist being that, even then, none of them are ''bad'' enough, and several are dismissed the moment they open their mouths to sing. It also gives us this [[MemeticMutation memorable line]] when they finally get a good... er... ''appropriate'' candidate: "''That's our Hitler!''"
* ''Film/{{Rags}}'': An audition variant occurs; when looking for Rags, there's a montage of people who clearly aren't Rags showing up to sing horribly and get sent away by Kadee. It ends when Andrew shows up as the "real" Rags.
* ''Film/RedRocket'': One is played when Mikey goes on a job search and is pressed to explain exactly what his previous job was to different interviewers. As Mikey explains he is a former porn star and suggests to Google his name, various interviewers react with either unease or laughter.
* ''Film/TheReplacements2000'' also has one for the team's cheerleaders. Which was a footage of actresses trying out for the roles of the cheerleaders, which the creators decided to incorporate into the film. Interestingly, the two the head cheerleader ends up hiring don't even get an audition. She probably figures that, being strippers, they have plenty of dance experience. She even asks them to bring some of their "coworkers". The result is... interesting.
%%* In ''Series/SexAndTheCity'' TheMovie, when Carrie hires an assistant.
* In the 2002 TV movie ''Film/{{Shackleton}}'', the title character is interviewing people for his expedition, including a youth who prepared by taking a bath full of ice, and an army officer whose commanding officer was [[ReassignedToAntarctica quite enthusiastic when he proposed taking off for the South Pole]]. But not to worry, if war is declared "I'll make my own way back." The third interviewee also seems dubious as he was inspired by a dream to join the expedition, but as he's an experienced sea captain they can make better use of him.
* ''Film/SchindlersList'': Played with in a comic relief scene. A series of increasingly attractive girls with increasingly poor typing skills appear in Schindler's office, trying to get a job as his secretary. Schindler the incorrigible womanizer is in turn increasingly besotted. The sequence ends with Schindler slumped down in his chair, depressed, as an older, stern-looking woman types away at lightning speed.
* Inverted in ''Film/ShallowGrave'', where three roommates interview potential lodgers. The interviewees are regular people, while the roommates take the opportunity to grill them with sadistic and bizarre questions.
* ''Film/{{Singles}}'', where most of the responses to Debbie's video dating tape are borderline psychotic, and the only guy worth considering "likes the way the world looks from a bicycle".
* ''Film/SingleWhiteFemale'', where Bridget Fonda's character was looking for a new roommate prior to Creator/JenniferJasonLeigh showing up.
* ''Film/SonRiseAMiracleOfLove'' has a serious version. While trying to decide how to educate Raun, Barry and Suzie visit a series of horrifyingly abusive special needs schools where children are punished with slapping, shaking, ClosetPunishment, and even ElectricTorture. After seeing the last one, Barry and Suzie decide to try to teach Raun at home.
* Invoked and played for laughs in ''Film/StepBrothers''.
* Played with in ''Film/StrangeWilderness'', when the two main characters, Peter and Fred interview candidates for a prospective animal wrangler's job. Initially it seems a straightforward example, with them scornfully dismissing the clearly unqualified (and as it later turns out, alcoholic) first candidate. However, all the following, more qualified candidates are then shown ranting about what disgusting human beings Peter and Fred are, and how'd they never work for them no matter what the pay. The duo end up having to hire the first guy because he was the only one who actually wanted the job.
* ''Film/StrictlyBallroom'': After Scott Hastings' dance partner ditches him for someone else there's a montage of him auditioning potential replacements. Naturally they're all terrible, and Scott's younger sister provides a running commentary on their flaws ("A bit of musicality, ''please''!"). The bad auditions are intercut with scenes of Scott practising with Fran in secret that show how much better they are together.
* The opening credits montage of ''Film/ThisIsSpinalTap'' includes on-the-street comments from fans saying what they like about the band. This being a {{mockumentary}}, the comments are carefully chosen to illustrate that Spinal Tap's fans are idiots.
-->'''Female Fan:''' It's like you become one with the guys in the band, I mean... there's... there's no division, I mean... you just... the music just unites... people... ''[beat]''... with the players.
* Subverted in ''Film/UpInTheAir''; the montages in the film are all people getting fired, not interviewing for a new job.
* ''Film/TheWayOfTheGun'' features a montage of the two main characters getting interviewed at a sperm bank. Being opinionated criminal thugs, they each give very suspicious or bizarre answers to simple questions.
* A variant is used in ''Film/{{Zodiac|2007}}'', where the cops interview a number of half-baked witnesses who think they know something about the killer. They finish off with someone who provides them with genuinely useful information that gives them their best lead.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* In one of the ''Literature/StephaniePlum'' books, Stephanie, Connie, and Lula get stuck trying to find a new staff member (Vinnie's out of town). Turns out the only hireble candidate isn't what she claims to be....
* ''Wraith Squadron'', the fifth book in the ''Literature/XWingSeries'', has Wedge Antilles go through a series of misfits and psych cases while recruiting for Wraith Squadron. He was deliberately sifting through those pilots already on-duty who were on the verge of washing out, hoping that he would find pilots [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits with unique skills that he could put to use if they could overcome their histories]]. Several were picked, but even Wedge passed on the accused thief who stole a framed holo from his desk during the meeting, the one who was clearly paranoid, and the actually-competent Talz pilot whose gentle nature meant he was always on the verge of a nervous breakdown during the stress of combat. The auditions also provided room for the ([[RunningGag first]]) Lieutenant Kettch joke; Wedge's second-in-command, Wes, says that the next pilot is an Ewok specially modified in a lab with arm-and-leg prosthetics with which to reach the controls. After that, Wedge refuses to believe Wes when the latter claims that the next prospect is a [[PigMan Gamorrean]]... but he is, one who has [[PlayingWithSyringes been modified]] to be calmer and more intelligent.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* In ''Series/ThirtyRock'', they hold open auditions for a new cast member of TGS, with horrible acts including several of the show's writers, a street performer dressed as a robot, and NBC anchor Brian Williams doing stand up comedy. In a twist, Jack doesn't choose the perfect candidate Liz wants, and instead picks the random guy dressed as a robot. Who actually becomes the new cast member, despite having no acting experience whatsoever and not even knowing what he was auditioning for.
* ''Series/AmericanIdol'' has several of these in the first couple of episodes of every season, usually capping off each montage with someone good.
* An episode of ''Series/{{Angel}}'' does this with Cordelia looking for apartments.
* ''Series/{{Arrow}}''. Played with when Lyla and Diggle are interviewing {{Boxed Crook}}s for a new Suicide Squad in "Past Sins". Given that the applicants are criminals with mental issues who aren't particularly enthusiastic about being implanted with explosive devices to ensure their loyalty, they're all terrible by default.
* Inverted on ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' when Sheldon is interviewing for new roommates. The interviewees seem just fine, but Sheldon is too picky and rejects them for silly reasons.
* ''Series/BigTimeRush'': "Big Time Concert" has a montage of various other men and boys auditioning to replace James in BTR after Hawk steals him. None of them are perfect at all.
* Used in the ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'' episode "Band on the Run" when Cory and Shawn hold auditions to find new members for their fake band. However the trope was played with because one of the auditionees was actually talented but was rejected because he would make them look bad.
* Inverted in Season Two of ''Series/{{Bridgerton}}'', Anthony decides to find a wife and goes on a series of rapid-fire dates with every available society girl in town. They are all pleasant, if vapid, but Anthony is shown to have impossibly high standards and is brusque to the point of rudeness.
* Happens early in the British RealityShow-parodying TV special ''Britain's Got The Pop Factor And Possibly A New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice'' - of course parodying this trope's usage in TV talent competition shows, namely the previously-mentioned ''American Idol''. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOp4iDt0LeQ View it here.]]
* ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'': DoubleSubverted in "Sal's Pizza" when Sgt. Jeffords and Gina start looking for a new I.T. Manager for the station. At first the interviewees all seem perfectly qualified and it's the interviewer — Gina — who's the terrible one, doing seemingly random, unprofessional things that anger, frighten or nauseate the candidates during the interviews. In their report to Capt. Holt, however, Gina reveals that her antics were all a SecretTestOfCharacter for the interviewees that revealed that, despite apparently being good for the job on the surface, none of them would have been able to cope with the various stresses and issues of working in a police precinct.
** Happend more straight in "Balancing" when [[spoiler:Jake and Amy are looking for a babysitter for thier infant son.]]
-->'''Amy:''' We already have three applicants.
-->'''Jake:''' Great, hire them.
-->'''Amy:''' I think we should interview them first.
-->'''Jake:''' ''But what if they're bad!?''
* In ''Series/{{Charmed|1998}}''[='s=] episode, "Rewitched", Paige went to a speed dating event at P3 and went though a montage of awful dates until she meets the last one, "Whit".
* {{Inverted}} with NBC's ''Series/{{Chuck}}''. Chuck meets a series of job interviewers, all of whom are hilariously unsuitable. It turns out that the CIA is sabotaging his interviewers so that Chuck will return to work with them.
* ''Series/TheCommish''. When Cyd Madison leaves, Tony Scali has to find a new NumberTwo. One interviewee is only interested in the pension plan, the other has excellent references but job interviews make him so nervous he faints. Then Cyd's predecessor Paulie Pentangeli shows up, having been cleared of the [[CowboyCop shooting that caused Tony to fire him in the first place]]. Tony is reluctant, but ends up taking him on.
* In the 1985 Music/WeirdAlYankovic {{Mockumentary}} ''The Compleat Al'', the auditions for Al's backing band (organized by his sleazy manager) play out this way. One guy never quite figures out the opening riff to [[Music/TheBeatles "Day Tripper"]], another gets only one power chord in before he's waved off with "Thank you!", and an overweight punk strums a banjo and performs the original ditty "I Don't Wanna Do My Laundry". The narration reveals that Al managed to put together a backing band ''despite'' his manager's best efforts.
* On ''Series/CornerGas'', Brent, Wanda, and Hank reform their old high school GarageBand and hold auditions for a drummer. Subverted in that most of the auditions aren't terrible. The problem is that ''none of them are drummers'', because Hank forgot to put that part on the sign.
* In the second episode of ''Series/CovertAffairs'', Annie, being the new girl is assigned to "walk-in" duty, as in attending everyone who "walks in" to report suspicious activity. Naturally, this tends to attract a lot of crazy people...
-->'''Crazy Guy:''' I know [[WhoShotJFK who killed Kennedy.]]\\
'''Annie:''' It's been well-documented that Kennedy was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald.\\
'''Crazy Guy:''' ''Ted'' Kennedy.
* There was an unusual variant in one ''Series/{{CSI}}'' episode where the protagonists were investigating the murder of a patient in a high-security mental hospital. The terrible interviewees in that case were the victim's AxCrazy fellow patients, and needless to say little information of value was forthcoming. The programme thoughtfully flashed up extracts from the patients' medical records between each clip just so the viewers would know what symptoms to expect.
* ''Series/DaisyJonesAndTheSix'': When the Six try to find a replacement frontman, the audience gets a montage of middle-aged men who butcher their song.
* ''Series/DeadLikeMe'' features one in the second season. George drags her heels in hiring someone, allowing the featured interviewees to make further appeals.
* ''Series/FatherBrown'':
** The audition montage in "The Tree of Truth", which ranges from the unsuitable, to the terrible, to the misguided (one man is auditioning for the role of Prince Charming, which is played by a woman).
** Father Brown interviews a series of unsuitable applicants while looking for a new parish secretary in "[[Recap/FatherBrownS10E1 The Winds of Change]]".
* On the ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' episode "Bushwhacked", the crew is placed under arrest and subjected to interrogation. The resulting montage alternates between the serious (Mal, Shep, Zoe, Inara) and the hilarious (Jayne, Kaylee, Wash).
* ''Series/{{Frasier}}''
** The first episode, and again in a later season episode where Daphne moves out and they need to find a new housemate.
** Also after Frasier hires a matchmaker. He ends up falling for... the matchmaker.
** Frasier has a Terrible Producers Montage when Roz leaves to produce Bulldog's show, including an old woman smoking like a chimney, a CrazyCatLady, A DumbBlonde, a NervousWreck reduced to InelegantBlubbering by the stress of the job, and an old man who falls asleep on the job.
* ''Series/{{Gotham}}'': Happens in "Rogues Gallery" when Jim is interviewing the Arkham inmates about a missing set of keys and the attack on the Frogman.
* In ''Series/GreenWing'', Caroline doesn't want to take TheAce, Angela, as a flatmate, but is eventually forced to do so when the other applicants include an unashamed web cam obsessed CasanovaWannabe and a CloudCuckooLander who didn't seem to quite get over the trauma of being an only child.
* In ''Series/HartOfDixie'', Wade and Lemon interview potential cooks and servers after buying a restaurant together. One or both of them veto every candidate. In an interesting variation, at the end of the episode they are blackmailed into hiring one of the early interviewees, and she turns out to be a pretty good chef.
* ''Series/{{House}}'':
** In Season 1, when Cameron quits for the first time. It's not that the interviewees are so very awful, though, it's just that House is determined to find fault with everyone he interviews (since he doesn't really want to hire anyone new, but would rather have Cameron back). And of course, he wouldn't be [[{{Jerkass}} House]] if he couldn't find ''something'' to hate in everyone he met...
** Another episode has a variation on this, where House bets that Chase will do well in speed dating simply because [[{{Bishonen}} he's pretty]]. What follows is a montage of Chase himself being the terrible interviewee as women continue to fawn over him.
** Not to mention House's and Wilson's ''terrible'' dates.
--->'''House's date:''' And I'm on fire for the Lord!
* ''Series/InTheHouse'' exaggerates this trope twice with regards to pompous doctor Maxwell.
** The first time, he is interviewing potential secretaries and rejecting them for the most shallow of reasons: one because they went to Yale (Maxwell went to Harvard -- a RunningGag throughout the series), another because they did not like Whitney Houston, and another because she is nice to service people. Fellow colleague Tonia decides to trick Max by finding a potential candidate willing to act just like Max in order to curry his favor. It almost works, but Max becomes wise to the ruse when the candidate goofs on a small detail concerning the proper way to serve an expensive wine (yes, Max is THAT much of a snob).
** The second time is during the fourth season when Maxwell is looking for a date and has decided to spend the day at an exclusive martini club. Again, he rejects the women he meets for extremely inane reasons: one for being a Democrat (Max is a Republican), one for driving a Kia, and one who is implied to be a vegan. He has all but given up when a woman named Mercedes storms in delivering one of the most entitled rich bitch rants about a valet ever to be caught on tape, all the while revealing details about herself that satisfy Maxwell's personal requirements (she's a Republican, drives a Mercedes, and has expensive taste in fashion), the clincher being when she correctly identifies the color of Maxwell's tie as cerulean.
* ''Series/JessicaJones2015'' does interviews with alleged victims of Kilgrave's mind control. Some of them are legit, but mostly they're just obvious bullshitters wasting her time. This leads to some MoodWhiplash between comically obvious frauds, and the genuine cases which are treated with the appropriate amount of seriousness.
* ''Series/KenanAndKel'':
** When searching for a new employee for Rigby's. Some of the attendants were: a man with such an extreme problem with authority and people telling him what to do, that even a mere suggestion made him storm out of the store in rage, a man who hadn't bathed in 7 years, and a ''naked'' one.
** In another episode, Kenan and Kel are looking for actors to pose as Kenan's parents during a parent/teacher conference (ItMakesSenseInContext). Two of the couples couldn't speak English (and the latter couple is Japanese while Kenan is clearly black), and the third couple (the one that they eventually decide upon) is made up of an obnoxious actor and a woman who is almost as dumb as Kel is.
* In ''Series/{{Longitude}}'', Edmund Halley (the namesake of the comet) is besieged with crackpots who think they all have the way to solve UsefulNotes/TheLongitudeProblem, using methods that range from merely impractical to nauseating. After one idea involving dogs, sympathetic magic, and a knife, Halley calls it off for the day... just before he would have interviewed the clockmaker John Harrison. Fortunately, he runs into young William Harrison in the garden, who manages to impress Halley by describing the "bloody perfect" method he and his father have for determining time using a neighbor's chimney.
* Happens in ''Series/TheLWord'', when, in a flashback, Alice's college band is looking for a new bassist. A few hilariously bad players later, and a hot girl with bass skills gets the job, and subsequently helps Alice [[ClosetKey realize her attraction to girls.]]
* One ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'' episode has several people coming to the Bundy's front door trying to buy Al's Dodge, which included an alcoholic couple who need it as a "luxury taxi service", a group of mobsters who need it to transport a body, a Japanese man who's only there to troll Al for having an American car, and Kelly, who accidentally forgets she lives there and is trying to find Waldo.
* In the premiere episode of ''Series/MelrosePlace'', Allison's roommate had skipped town the night before, and needs to find a new one ASAP. Several prospective roommates who are not exactly what she had in mind.
-->'''Prospective roommate''' (A "punker" girl smoking a cigarette): "I'm here about the apartment."\\
'''Allison:''' "You know, my only request was for a non-smoking roommate."\\
'''Prospective roommate''': "Well, I'm down to a pack a day."
* Happens in the first episode of the second series of ''Series/MenBehavingBadly'' when Gary is trying to find a new flatmate: the initial candidates interviewed consist of a layabout, an incomprehensible Geordie, a catatonic man, a seemingly normal man who turns out to have a disturbing fetish, three social inadequates, three psychopaths, a man with a big dog, and Gary's mother.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcngcqA6zHw One scene]] from ''Series/{{Misfits}}'', where Sally the probation worker is given the task of interviewing the young offenders, all of whom take it upon themselves to be as rude, annoying, sarcastic and/or angry as possible -- apart from Simon, who despite being a deeply troubled and socially inept young man with a conviction for arson, is by far the most polite.
* In the ''Series/{{Monk}}'' episode "Mr. Monk and the Red Herring," we see Monk doing one of these as he looks for a new assistant to replace Sharona. We first have a nurse that can't find anything physically wrong with Monk's health, and the second one is someone who leaves after Monk mentions that her hours "9:00 AM until one of us dies". The third one is one Monk disqualifies for smoking. When his eventual candidate Natalie Teeger shows up seeking to hire Monk for a case (just as Monk is shooing out the smoker), he initially mistakes her for another applicant.
* ''Series/{{NCIS}}'':
** "Collateral Damage" has a montage of bad witnesses after a bank robbery, all of whom give statements which contradict each other beyond reasonable differences; varying numbers of armed men, either pistols or 'big guns' to wildly different types of getaway car.
** The B-plot of "Seek" has Director Vance interviewing potential nannies following [[spoiler:the murder of his wife]]. One is addicted to her phone and stops Vance to text ''during the interview'', while a decent but ultimately refused candidate is, [[BrickJoke to Tony's amusement]], [[Literature/MaryPoppins a British woman with a parasol]] [[Film/TheSoundOfMusic who is named Maria, has blonde hair and likes to sing to children]].
** The B-plot of "[[Recap/NCISS17E13 Sound Off]]" has Palmer interview candidates for a medical assistant following Ducky's retirement and him being made the Chief Medical Examiner. The first is afraid of handling corpses and the second is a NightmareFetishist who is only looking for a legal reason to handle and chop up bodies. The third is... [[IdenticalStranger a young version of Ducky]] who is extremely competent and shares his exact mannerisms. Sadly for Palmer, he turns down the offer since he's a traveler and just wanted to help.
* Used on ''Series/NeverMindTheBuzzcocks'' when Sean Hughes left the show and they needed a new team captain.
* ''Series/NewTricks'':
** The first episode has one of these, when Sandra and Jack are interviewing for UCOS candidates. As well as Brian and Gerry (who appear towards the end), who are hired, some of the candidates include an overly-aggressive ex-police woman, a drunk, a police brutality enthusiast, a very elderly ex-cop who suffers a heart attack as soon as he's offered the job, and a guy who walks in, sees Jack, mutters "Ah, ''shit''..." to himself and walks right back out again. When the first thing the very first candidate to walk in does is cheerfully ask "This new unit -- no blacks, obviously?", it's clear from Sandra and Jack's faces that they're expecting one of these.
** Sandra also suffers through one of these while speed-dating.
* The seventh season finale of ''Series/{{The Office|US}}'', "Search Committee", has the titular committee interview people for the position of regional manager. Notably, one of the interviewees was [[spoiler:none other than David Brent, from the original British version of the show]].
** In another episode Dwight tries to find a new junior salesman and only invites his friends and family to interview. They are all as weird as him but lack his [[BunnyEarsLawyer savant-like]] salesmanship, and even Dwight has to admit they would be disasters.
* In the ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'' episode "The Fight", Leslie and Ben experience one of these when searching for a replacement Health Department PR Director.
** In another episode, Leslie, April and Chris try to find a new head of Animal Control after firing the two incompetent [[TheStoner stoners]] who made up the entire department. The only applicants are the aforementioned stoners and April's weird {{Goth}} friend Orin.
* In the first episode of ''Series/PieInTheSky'', detective-turned-restaurateur Henry Crabbe asks potential chefs how they would prepare a steak and kidney pie. Typically interviewees are shown to view something that simple as a task to produce it as quickly and cheaply as possible, while Henry wants quality, or claim that it's beneath the dignity of a chef to make such a common dish at all. The last interviewee impresses Henry with a technique which will take a day to produce, answers his questions quickly and decisively, then Henry sits back and says "I know you don't I? Breaking and entering..." -- it turns out the boy learnt to cook in prison. [[spoiler:He got the job.]]
* ''Franchise/PowerRangers'':
** Bizarrely done in ''Series/PowerRangersTurbo'' where Divatox holds a large "cattle call" of monsters in one episode trying out to work for her, all of whom are rather pathetic. Even her dimwitted henchman Elgar comments how he hates these gatherings. Eventually, Torch Tiger gets the job, not that he avoids messing up.
** "Series/PowerRangersSPD" has Grumm doing one with criminals to fight The Rangers, the first two he destroys because of how stupid their ideas are. The third one, Rhinix gets the job.
** ''Series/PowerRangersRPM'' has the Green Ranger audition, with candidates chosen by the resident PluckyComicRelief, Ziggy. Interviewees include a ventriloquist and dummy (two for the price of one), a hula hoop girl who can't hula hoop (hypnotizing), and a mime (he's in a box). Then, when the Rangers insult his interviewees, he promises he'll find the perfect candidate, walks outside, and... discovers the perfect candidate. [[spoiler:Only not so perfect, because she's a spy sent by the BigBad. After discovering this, Ziggy himself ends up becoming the Green Ranger [[FallingIntoTheCockpit purely by accident.]]]]
* A promo for ''Series/RizzoliAndIsles'' shows the two leading ladies' reactions to a series of bad speed dates, alternating between the cop ("No, I did not bring my handcuffs.") and the medical examiner ("I can't write you a prescription."). By the end of the clip, the [=BFFs=] give up on dating and go out drinking with each other.
* Inverted when George is interviewing students for a scholarship in ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''; he picks a bad student after several -- as he puts it -- "annoying little overachievers".
* In the ''Series/SexAndTheCity'' episode "Three's a Crowd", a montage of bad potential candidates for ThreeWaySex is shown, including a geek couple seeking a woman who can impersonate [[Series/TheXFiles Agent Scully]].
* A RunningGag on sketch show ''Series/SmackThePony'' is a series of terrible lonely hearts videos.
* ''Series/StargateSG1'', in the first episode of the Season 9 ReTool. Due to the old members of SG-1 moving on to other duties and unwilling to come back, Mitchell has to recruit an entirely new replacement team. His options are an overly-enthusiastic language specialist who translates everything Mitchell says into Ancient, an overly-formal officer who can only give his first name when Mitchell asks for personal information, and even two random scientists that only came to him in order to get an endorsement for some kind of android they are planning. One of the interviewees didn't even speak to him, instead only performing pushups.
* ''Series/That70sShow'':
** In an episode, the guys are applying for a job at Fatso Burger, and give the worst possible answers, except for Eric. An example:
--->'''Interviewer:''' Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?\\
'''Eric:''' Well, I'm a real people person.\\
'''Hyde:''' I don't answer stupid questions.\\
'''Fez:''' I speak Dutch.\\
'''Kelso:''' My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt too.
** In another episode, the guys are in Canada, and are questioned in the same way by the Mounties.
** Another episode uses this montage when the gang is trying to find Hyde a girl.
* In the episode "Honey Trap" of the British sitcom ''Series/TheThinBlueLine'', Inspector Fowler attempts to find someone who can replace Constable Habib in the upcoming trivia contest. He resorts to the perps in the detention room. Fat chance.
* In an episode of ''Series/TheUnusuals'', Banks and Delahoy have to interview a series of witnesses to a bus robbery, none of whom speak English, all of whom are eccentric.
%%* ''Series/TheVicarOfDibley'', when the vicar is recruiting for the choir.
* The game "Hats" on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' uses this trope as inspiration; the most usual theme is "world's worst dating service videos".
* ''Series/TheWire'':
** In season two, during investigation into the murder of a dozen women being smuggled into the country on an international container ship. When detectives "[[TheCharmer Bunk]]" [[SharpDressedMan Moreland]] and [[GreatDetective Lester]] [[CoolOldGuy Freamon]] attempt to [[PerpSweating interview/interrogate]] the crew, ''every single member of the crew'' claims to not speak English and just goes on and on in their various native languages. After who knows how many hours of this, Detective Freamon, who gets called things like "[[ConsummateProfessional smooth old Lester]]" by awestruck young detectives, finally [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness loses his cool]] and begins screaming "[[Film/PulpFiction English, motherfucker!]]" at a random member of the crew. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrzpoUjJ_0g Scene]].
** In season three, Bunk is put in charge of getting back the service weapon of Officer Dozerman who got shot during an undercover buy. Getting desperate, bunk gives a bunch of dealers his calling card promising to get them out of jail for minor charges if they can help. Later, we see a montage of people in jail trying to bargain half-remembered rumors to get out, and one guy asks if it has to be a specific gun.
** A more understad example in season five, reporter Scott Templeton has been sent to get quotes for a story about the Baltimore Orioles' first game of the season, to his dismay can only find jaded fans with zero expectations for the team who only come to the game to tailgate.
* In the ''Series/{{Wishbone}}'' episode "[[Recap/WishboneS1E29LittleBigDog Little Big Dog]]," based on a couple of bits of the story of [[Literature/TheBible David]], after King Saul takes the suggestion to have a musician around to soothe his soul, the king and audience are "treated" to three musicians, one of whom plays two pipes at once; it actually sounds good for about one second before you and Saul realize that it's going to get incredibly, annoyingly repetitive extremely quickly. The last one delivers a ''blatt'', almost prompting the king to give up... before a servant comes up and lets on that he knows of a shepherd boy who's good with a harp...
* ''Series/WKRPInCincinnati'' does this when they try hiring a host for an advice column show. The job ultimately went to Jennifer.
* ''Series/YediYuz'': In "Biyolojik Saat", we are treated to one after Metin, against Nil's advice, schedules multiple dates in a single night, playing the odds that just one of them will be his soulmate. Unfortunately for him, the women his sits down with far more interested in ranting about their jobs, reading his horoscope, ordering pricy food, or having a one-night stand than establishing an actual relationship.
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[[folder:Music]]
* In the video for Music/MichaelJackson's song "Music/RememberTheTime", a Queen suffering from RichBoredom asks her Pharoah to bring out people to entertain her. Before Jackson appears and captures her attention, we are shown the failed performers before him which feature a juggler and a fire eater, both of whom the Queen orders to be killed for failing to keep her entertained.
* In the music video for "Same Direction" by Music/{{Hoobastank}}, there was one time in the beginning when Chester Bennington of Music/LinkinPark and Joel Madden of Music/GoodCharlotte were playing for Hoobastank, with Music/KanyeWest "singing" the first verse of the song before the real Hoobastank shows up.
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[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
* A segment of ''Wrestling/{{WWE}} Wrestling/WrestleMania 27'' featured Snoop Dogg and Theodore Long holding auditions for wrestlers with musical talent to join Snoop on tour. Featured acts include posh brit William Regal rapping, Beth Phoenix and Great Khali doing a song from Grease, and Wrestling/ZackRyder singing Music/RebeccaBlack's "Friday".
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[[folder:Theatre]]
* In ''Theatre/MerrilyWeRollAlong'', there's a few of the auditions for Frank and Charlie's first show, one of which is for a woman who doesn't so much sing as screech and clearly has no idea how bad she is.
-->"I can go higher!"\\
"That's okay, we'll call you."
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''VideoGame/DonkeyKong64'' contained a secret ending, only viewable after collecting every item in the game ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJZ3bayWgYE or, seven years later, checking YouTube]]) where the characters auditioned (miserably) for a vague new title represented by a dolphin picture. This implied the game was a Donkey Kong 64 sequel for the Platform/GameCube, which due to the sale of Rare to Microsoft two years later, did not happen.
* ''VideoGame/Fallout4'' has an inversion, where the interviewees aren't bad ''enough''. Vault 114 was, like so many other vaults, [[ForScience a social experiment by Vault-Tec]]. The original plan was to see how the upper-class of society would fare with being forced into a bare-bones life under someone unsuited to leadership. Some interview tapes found in the Overseer's office reveal that, after a long string of overeager and overqualified candidates, they settled on a surly hobo known as "Soup Can Harry", who ate Abraxo cleaner and believed the government likes to waste taxpayer dollars on "Illuminati Freemason sex parties".
* The ''{{VideoGame/LEGO|AdaptationGame}} VideoGame/RockBand'' tour mode starts with this.
* An audio sketch in one of the ''VideoGame/YouDontKnowJack'' games depicts Music/BlackSabbath, in 1971, trying to find someone to recite the opening line of "Iron Man", only for all of the auditionees to fail miserably. Just as Music/OzzyOsbourne is ready to give up, a delivery boy with a naturally-distorted voice is heard to say, "I'm from the drycleaners. I've got your ironing... man."
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[[folder:Visual Novels]]
* In ''VisualNovel/DaughterForDessert'', a bunch of “interesting” candidates come for the open positions at the diner ahead of the reopening. Since the protagonist sets the pay well above the market rate, a ton of people show up to be interviewed, and the protagonist doesn’t sort resumes; he just interviews everyone.
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
* ''WebAnimation/BowsersKingdom'' episode 6 had Jeff looking for a new partner after Hal had quit the Koopa Troop. They included a Rex, a Shy Guy, a Wiggler, and a VideoGame/{{Metroid}}. After the montage, VideoGame/DonkeyKong became his partner.
* ''WebAnimation/CatsingCall'' revolves around two casting directors holding auditions for the role of a cat in an unspecified show or movie. The cats (which speak in meows which are subtitled in English, and which the directors can somehow understand) each have various flaws. For example, Larry is [[NervousWreck incredibly high-strung]], Osiris [[ItsAllAboutMe has an overinflated ego]], etc. One of the auditioners is a ''caiman'' who insists he can do a good cat impression. In the end, [[spoiler:the caiman ends up getting the part]].
* [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D 4th Edition]]: ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyRZDYC7n0E The Mindflayer's Interview]]''. "So, why would you make a good [[{{Mook}} Thrall?]]"
* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' does this twice in a Strong Bad Email about who gets to check emails after Strong Bad retires. First by putting them through a series of challenges (saying "DELETED!", coming up with insulting nicknames for various possible senders' names, dealing with Strong Sad) and then, when that fails to produce a decent candidate, by resorting to a dance contest. There's also a variant in another episode when Strong Bad is looking for someone to demonstrate his barber skills on, and everybody who actually has hair refuses for various reasons -- ''two completely different and mutually exclusive reasons'', in Marzipan's case.
* In ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'' Prequel episode "Fifty Shades of Red", Captain Butch Flowers goes through one of these while looking for a soldier to join the Blue Team's Blood Gulch outpost. In an twist, he's actually looking for the ''worst'' soldier in an army consisting of nothing ''but'' the worst soldiers. Tucker gets the job.
* No actual montage is shown, but in ''WebAnimation/PuffinForest'''s video about his nightmare job interview, when he gets the job at the end of the video despite how badly the interview went, he wonders if all of the other people interviewed were even worse than him somehow.
-->'''Ben:''' I was actually kind of upset like I am very clearly an incompetent person and you people obviously aren't doing your job. What? What did the other people do during the interview? Did someone roll around on the table and take a dump on themselves? Were they like, "Oh thank god this guy still has his pants on during the interview. We need to snag him up right away."?
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'' gives us [[http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comic/212-bunkmates/ a couple]] [[http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comic/269-bunkmatesii/ of strips]] regarding brawlers who would make bad bunkmates, with Dedede as the "interviewer" (though it bears mentioning that the guy's usually [[http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comic/229-bosstryouts/ rather easily impressed]] when it comes to interviewing people).
* ''Webcomic/DaughterOfTheLilies'': Despite big promises, a group of would-be adventurers [[https://www.daughterofthelilies.com/dotl/25 all fail to prove themselves]].
* ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan: Oracle for Hire'': Dominic performs a [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1442-20070207/ Second Sight-assisted]] Terrible Interviewees Montage to help his mother Miranda choose a new Headmaster for her school, leading to several funny NoodleIncidents. Miranda herself follows up a bit later with [[https://www.dominic-deegan.com/comic/1463-20070228/ a traditional one]] -- even though Dominic warned her that every applicant, except for two, would add up to this; she insists on doing it just to be fair, but rapidly realizes she's made a mistake.
* ''Webcomic/ElectricWonderland'' has one when the staff of the ''Nettropolis Free Press'' searches in vain for someone to make comics for their paper.
* Subverted in ''Webcomic/{{Fans}}'' - what looks at first like a TerribleIntervieweesMontage actually turns out to have included both terrible interviewees and the actual candidates who end up selected, most of whom perform the job well.
* ''Webcomic/FlakyPastry'' starts out this way, with Marelle and Nitrine looking for another roommate to help them pay the rent. All but one of the rejected housemates become recurring side-characters later on, too. First up is Mona, who [[WallOfBlather talks their ears off]]. Next is Morgana, who talks herself up as a force of darkness, then gets upset when Nitrine points out her hair roots, curses her, and runs off. Then there's Leslie, who is attractive and charming, but can't pay the rent. After that is Tracy, who is turned down on account of being one of Nitrine and Marelle's teachers. And finally there's Zintiel, who by all appearances is a filthy hobo. However, Zintiel subverts first impressions by turning out to have a ton of money and to [[SheCleansUpNicely clean up nicely]] with a proper shower.
* ''[[http://www.agameoffools.com A Game of Fools]]'' has Sylvester and Joey's equally terrible attempts at finding jobs during the Slopbucket arc.
* ''Webcomic/TheGaMERCaT'' has one of these when the characters [[https://thegamercat.com/comic/cats/ go looking for a fourth player]] and interview a whole string of [[ShoutOut famous meme cats]].
* ''Webcomic/{{Housepets}}'': King and Bailey [[http://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/2017/01/27/for-the-book-club/ go through one]] when looking for a sitter for their puppies. Or rather, King goes through one (and King being a massive worrywart does not help his search) while Bailey's brother Fox jumps straight to calling Peanut and Grape.
* In ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation'', they start with one of these, where Misho and Marena are looking to round out their posse. After Marena picks up Secret immediately, they go through a small succession of lampooning some flat character archetypes typical of ''TabletopGame/Exalted'' newbies before settling on Ten Winds who comes with an actually thought out backstory.
* In ''Webcomic/LasLindas'', Mora and Taffy [[http://laslindas.katbox.net/index.php?strip_id=226 go through one of these]] when on a series of blind dates.
* Reverse example in [[https://web.archive.org/web/20101213203349/http://bukucomics.com/loserz/go/149 this]] ''Webcomic/{{Loserz}}'' strip, where Ben and Eric ask out various girls -- with their usual success rate.
* ''Webcomic/MarbleGateDungeon'': After the group she was supposed to go with rejects her, Colleen [[https://marblegate.webcomic.ws/comics/34 tries to find another adventurer to delve with]]. Several chapters later, [[https://marblegate.webcomic.ws/comics/408#content-start Ozzie goes through a similar search]] after leaving his dysfunctional group.
* ''Webcomic/TheOatmeal'': [[http://theoatmeal.com/comics/interviewees "The 10 Types of Crappy Interviewees"]]
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** In the prequel ''On the Origin of [=PCs=]'', there's one when Roy tries hiring for the Order, but there's a subversion: he's basically looking for anybody, and almost everybody refuses.
** Discussed by Tarquin, who suggests that in the event of Roy and Durkon dying, Elan can simply have one of these before hiring [[SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute Rob and Murkon]].
* Seen in an early ''Webcomic/PatchworkChampions'' strip, when Lucky and Timebender were looking to fill out their ranks.
* Implied to have happened before Sabrina got her first job in ''Webcomic/SabrinaOnline''.
* ''Webcomic/{{Subnormality}}'' gives us the [[http://www.viruscomix.com/page549.html Dating (russian) roulette]]: Six speed dates in a row, you ''have'' to settle on ONE mandatory date without seeing the others after you make your choice or being allowed to pick someone you already rejected. Hope you don't land on ''the bullet!''
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* The computer-oriented website ''Website/TheDailyWTF'' has a section titled [[http://thedailywtf.com/Series/Tales_from_the_Interview.aspx Tales from the interview]] for both terrible interviewees and terrible interviewers.
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[[folder:Web Videos]]
* The action in ''WebVideo/DirigibleDays'' starts with captain Dunbar interviewing prospective mechanics: a town drunk, a busty wench he's hitting on... He ends up hiring [[MrFixit Hooper]].
* Played with by ''WebVideo/EchoChamber'': The Administrator wants Tom to have a female cast member for the show. Tom wants Dana to do it, but because she refuses, Tom holds a casting call. HilarityEnsues when the people who show up are a porn actress, Tom's PsychoExGirlfriend Shannon, a girl looking for the counseling session that he kicked out, Zach ManChild uncle, and a creepy guy who might be a SerialKiller. [[spoiler:Dana just winds up joining the cast anyway. ''That's how terrible the interviewees were''.]]
* The French web series ''Series/FlandersCompany'' is almost entirely composed of Terrible Interviewees Episodes in its first season (and a few returns to the format in the later ones). The basic premise is that the main character is the human resources manager of a company employing supervillains. The candidates are supposed to have at least a superpower and some potential, but for the most part are utterly inept, and their "powers" are utter jokes (one guy shows up with... [[TakeThat the power to resist a music star's singing voice]]). This often lead [[UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist Kurtzmann, said main character,]] to lash at them verbally [[spoiler:or physically -- after all, he's a former supervillain himself, and NOT an inept one]].
* ''WebVideo/TheGuild'', in Season Three, sees Codex seeking someone to replace Tinkerballa. None of the applicants measure up to the exacting standard of not being completely creepy or frightening. With the threat of Riley possibly joining the guild, Codex hastily recruits Clara's husband, a stupendously poor choice from the group's perspective.
* The ''WebVideo/JoueurDuGrenier'' episode on ''VideoGame/{{Daikatana}}'' shows a montage of the newly-minted Creator/IonStorm inteviewing candidates for developer positions. One of the interviewers gets so desperate he decides to interview his dog.
* The ''WebVideo/KateModern'' episode "Skittle Yourself" featured Charlie going through one of these. Might be a subversion, since she ended up hiring Lee, who wasn't exactly perfect, but was better than the other idiots who showed up.
* Episode 4 of ''WebVideo/ThePittsburghSOAPranos'' has Sami interviewing a series of unsuitable candidates from the drunk whose mother showed up to coach him through the interview to the precocious high-schooler who starts angling to take over the store to a Mafia henchman to an interviewee just out of prison... and her last job was where she was arrested. Of course, the perfect candidate shows up right after Sami has given up.
* Mario and Luigi suffer this while trying to start a band in Season 1 of ''WebVideo/StupidMarioBrothers''.
* The Website/YouTube film ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygwhs0wnvYY Interviews with My Next Girlfriend]]'' is a very tongue-in-cheek montage of speed-dating type "interviews" with nine women who cover just about the entire spectrum of lesbian stereotypes.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In the pilot episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Sixteen}}'', all the friends are trying to get jobs. You see all the mistakes they make and it serves as an EstablishingCharacterMoment for each of them.
* Happens offscreen in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' where Stan takes a job as the caretaker of an orphanage while sleepwalking. When he asks why they gave the job to a man who was clearly asleep, the nun running the orphanage explains that he was the only applicant who wasn't masturbating during the interview.
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDragonJakeLong'' has one for a part in a Shakespeare's play. It's so bad that one of the interviewees was ''convinced it was the hockey team try-outs''. In the end, the interviewees that weren't Jake were so bad that ''[[CloudCuckooLander Spud]]'' got a part as replacement actor...
* ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'' has a scene in "Joker's Millions" with the Joker trying out new Harley Quinns after abandoning the original in prison (she gets her revenge at the end of the episode). A string of less-than-stellar ladies (and a [[CreatorCameo cameo]] of Creator/PaulDini in a Harley suit). He ends up hiring a [[BrainlessBeauty busty but not-too-bright actress]], but she's not perfect.
-->'''Fake Harley:''' Oh, thank you, Mister G! I promise I'll be the best Harley ever! ''[{{annoying laugh}}]''\\
'''Joker:''' Uh, maybe I should've hired the fat guy...
* ''WesternAnimation/Ben10UltimateAlien'' has one of these in an episode where EvilCounterpart Albedo decides to put on a StylisticSuck play in order to cash in on Ben’s fame [[CutLexLuthorACheck to get money for his latest scheme.]] When he auditions actors for the aliens, most of them have absolutely zero talent.
* Happens several times in ''WesternAnimation/{{Brickleberry}}'', once when Woody is looking for a replacement ranger when Steve thinks (wrongly) that he has a terminal disease, and once showing Ethel's questionable dating choices. Interestingly, there is actually some overlap between the two, as both interview segments have a mentally challenged man in it.
* ''WesternAnimation/CatDog'' episode "[=CatDogPig=]" had one of these when [=CatDog=] try to find a third person to settle their disputes; the applicants included a hulking, thuggish bull and a shifty looking chicken with pockets stuffed full of junk who tried to assure Cat "I am [[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain most definitely]] ''not'' a kleptomaniac". Rejects were flushed down a toilet.
* ''WesternAnimation/CentralPark'': In Season 3 "[[Recap/CentralParkS3E01AStarIsOwen A Star Is Owen]]", the song "Person to Worsen" is Helen interviewing mayoral candidates to see which of them can help Bitsy buy Central Park. All the candidates are either too upstanding or too sleazy for their needs.
* The second episode of ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko'', "[[Recap/CodeLyokoS1E2 Seeing Is Believing]]", when they are all trying to find a drummer for their band.
* ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'' does one in "[=DeeDee=] and the Man", when Dexter "fires" [=DeeDee=] and is looking for a replacement "spastic sister" (at one point interviewing a manic nun: "They asked for a spastic sister, and who did you get? Nun other than me! Get it? 'Nun' other?").
* In the second season opener of ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'' the cast go through one while looking for a replacement for Wooldoor after he hangs himself (he comes back midway through the episode). One notable applicant is Scorpion from ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' [[MediumBlending rendered in full 3D against the Flash-animated environment and characters]].
* Used in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'' when Duckman and Bernice are looking for a live-in nanny for the kids. Among the people who show up is a MonsterClown holding a bloody knife, Music/MichaelJackson, and a devil worshipper who slaughters a chicken. Duckman didn't mind hiring him, and accused Bernice of religious intolerance when she rejected him.
* Happens in the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter" when the Griffins are hiring a babysitter for Stewie. The interviewees include Peter's Portuguese former coworkers Santos and Pasqual, as well as Tundro and Gloop from ''WesternAnimation/TheHerculoids''.
* In ''WesternAnimation/FantasticFourWorldsGreatestHeroes'', when Ben is BroughtDownToNormal, the team hold auditions for a replacement member. Squirrel Girl, Frog-Man, Texas Twister, Captain Ultra and Flatman are all screened and rejected by Johnny (except for Flatman, who gets rejected by Reed) and eventually, they go for She-Hulk.
* Inverted in the ''WesternAnimation/FetchWithRuffRuffman'' Season 3 episode "When Home is a House of Cards". In response to Blossom's promotion, Ruff put out an ad for someone to be his new assistant. A bunch of wild animals are lined up outside his dog house to be interviewed. A mouse named Chet was the first interviewee, but he abruptly moves into the Fetch 3000 before Ruff can interview him. He later becomes Ruff's new assistant.
* ''WesternAnimation/FishHooks'': "Dances With Wolf Fish" has a montage of various students being interviewed by Oscar and Bea over who would move in with him after Milo moves out. Clamantha somehow manages to sneak in disguise several times.
* ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'':
** One in "World Wide Wabbit" where Mac and Bloo are videotaping imaginary friends talking about why they should be adopted. Most of the interviews feature Bloo goofing off in the background, mocking the friend.
** It's used twice in "Blue's Brothers". First, when Bloo impresses all of Mac's classmates at school, they go imagining their own versions of Bloo, but each with a different characteristic. Each kid ends up bringing their Bloo to Foster's, explaining various reasons for why they can't or don't want to keep them until the house is filled with hundreds of Bloo clones. Later, Mac has to pick out the real Bloo when all of them try to pass off as the original so they can go to the Ice Charades with Mac, forcing Mac to investigate each one by one until he finds the real Bloo. One of them even turns out to be Eduardo in disguise, who, being a closet Ice Charades fan, was hoping to get picked.
** The TV movie ''WesternAnimation/DestinationImagination'' has Mr. Herriman interviewing several replacements for Frankie when she disappears. The interviewees include a DistaffCounterpart of her called Frank and a Film/MaryPoppins {{expy}}, all of whom are driven away by Herriman's ControlFreak attitude.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' has a variation where Fry and Bender go apartment-hunting in "I, Roommate"; it also manages to play with the trope by having the last apartment they view be practically perfect, but they reject it anyway because it's technically in [[{{Joisey}} New Jersey]].
-->'''Fry:''' [[TakeThat Not one place even]] ''[[TakeThat remotely]]'' [[TakeThat livable.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheGhostAndMollyMcgee'': After rebuilding the Brighton Bandshell in "Getting the Band(shell) Back Together", the next episode "The Greatest Concert Ever" opens with Molly and her CoolOldLady friend Patty holding auditions for the inaugural act at the Bandshell. None of the acts (which include a barbershop quartet, old ladies on triangles, and a random kid playing bassoon) are very good, and all get shot down by Patty.
* The ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'' "Stinky Goes Hollywood" episode has the kids in town attend an open casting call to audition to be the Yahoo Soda spokesperson.
-->'''Director:''' Action.\\
'''Campfire Lass:''' ''[Scottish accent]'' Yahoo soda. Just dr-r-r-r-rink it.\\
'''Director:''' Next!\\
'''Rhonda:''' ''[seductively]'' Yahoo soda. Just... drink it.\\
'''Director:''' Next!\\
'''Helga:''' ''[bossily]'' Yahoo soda. Just drink it.\\
'''Director:''' Next!\\
'''Arnold:''' ''[plainly]'' Yahoo soda. Just drink it.\\
'''Director:''' Next!\\
'''Harold:''' Uh... Yahoo soda. ''[microphone feedback shrieks]'' What is it again?\\
'''Director:''' Number 248.\\
''[Oskar Kokoshka is dressed in blue overall shorts, a red bow tie, and a blue and white beanie hat; he's also holding a big magenta colored lollipop in his right hand]''\\
'''Oskar:''' Drink Yahoo soda, it's really great. I'm telling you it's the best soda, okay?\\
'''Director:''' How old are you?\\
'''Oskar:''' I'm 7 years old. I'm a little kid, see?\\
'''Director:''' Next! ''[Oskar groans]''
* ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'':
** When [[BigBad Drago]] needed new henchmen (having fired [[GoldfishPoopGang The Dark Hand gang]]). Naturally, [[TerribleTrio Strikemaster Ice and co.]] end up being the last interviewees and wipe the floor with all of the previous ones.
** When Finn quits The Dark Hand and seeks henchmen for his own gang. Highlights include a guy who tries to imitate Jaws from Film/JamesBond and [[EpicFail loses his dentures]], a guy who twirls nunchucks and smacks himself in the face, and a MasterSwordsman who's very impressive but [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl shrieks]] and runs away when he sees a mouse. Finn ends up hiring Chow and Ratso.
* On ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'', when Heloise falls victim to GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity, Lucius goes through one of these. Candidates we see are [[RecurringExtra Dr. Scientist]] insisting flowers are the greatest way to cause misery, a giant fly making incessant demands ([[BlackComedy who Lucius rejects via giant bug zapper]]), Heloise's assistant Dorkus giving more of his nonsensical invention ideas, and a cow...[[RuleOfFunny that is on fire]].
* In the ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo'' episode "Johnny Bravo Meets Donny Osmond", Mama Bravo interviews several women for the job as Johnny's babysitter. One has a ''very'' obvious mental twitch, the other openly admits that her child rearing technique mostly consists of corporal punishment.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Kaeloo}}'': In Episode 121, Kaeloo, Stumpy, Quack Quack and Mr. Cat are informed that they have been fired from the show and have to take a job interview with Olaf to get their jobs back. In the montage, [[IdiotHero Kaeloo]] doesn't know how to answer the questions and randomly uses words in the hopes of making what sounds like an answer, [[ButtMonkey Stumpy]] repeatedly says that he's the show's funniest character and has random objects drop onto his head from the sky to prove it, [[DitzyGenius Quack Quack]] uses complex math equations and Mr. Cat resorts to telling BlatantLies, bribery and using random words. [[spoiler:They all get re-hired anyway, because they were never actually fired, it was just a "joke" that Olaf was playing on them.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'':
** One of these in the episode "Junkie Business", when Hank has to hire an accessories associate for the propane dealership. A highlight includes a man who has been on welfare for every Democratic presidency except Clinton and Truman. When an absolutely ideal candidate, who happens to be a rather attractive woman, does apply, uptight Hank passes her over and unwittingly hires the titular junkie instead.
** Double subverted in "Bill Gathers Moss", where Bill looks for a roommate with the guys' help. After two terrible applicants, the third is a former [[Magazine/{{Playboy}} Playmate of the Month]] who is cheerful, pleasant, and seems to take a shine to Bill -- but Hank still rejects her over Bill's objections. Later on it turns out she's part of a counterfeit merchandise ring, meaning Hank was [[RightForTheWrongReasons right without realizing it]].
* Book 3 of ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'' has a ''inversion'' of this trope. Korra and her friends travel through the Earth Kingdom in order to recruit the new airbenders, with Tenzin trying to convince them to join him in rebuilding the Air Nation, but he completely sucks at selling it. For example, he tells the mother of a young airbender that his son will get tattoos all over his body like Tenzin, tells a fat man eating a turkey leg about the airbenders' vegetarian diet, a woman wearing very elegant and expensive-looking clothes about having to wear monk robes, and other unseen airbenders about other "perks" of the Air Nomads such as shaving your head, giving up all your worldly possessions or having a bison as your best friend.
-->'''Tenzin:''' Who ''doesn't'' want a bison as their best friend?
* Warner Bros used this gag several times in various [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies]] cartoons:
** In "Curtain Razor", Porky Pig is running a talent agency, and much of the cartoon is a montage of awful auditioners.
** In the WartimeCartoon "WesternAnimation/SwoonerCrooner" (1944), egg production at the "Flockheed Eggcraft Factory"[[note]]a pun on the Lockheed Aircraft Company which manufactured a couple of critical warplanes during World War 2[[/note]] comes to a halt when the hens become enamored with a Music/FrankSinatra-esque rooster. Manager Porky Pig holds auditions for another crooning rooster to put them back to work. Among his potentials are [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed fowl versions]] of Nelson Eddy, Al Jolson, Jimmy Durante and Music/CabCalloway, noone of whom work out, before Porky settles for a Music/BingCrosby rooster.
** In the 1936 Merrie Melodies short "I Love to Singa", after the young owl singer "Owl Jolson" finds his musical talents rejected by his parents, he goes to try out for an amateur-talent radio show hosted by "Jack Bunny." Ahead of him are several truly awful singers/musicians, all of whom get dumped down a trap door by the bunny.
** "Hare-abian Nights," a late (1959) Bugs Bunny cartoon, leads off with a procession of bad performers auditioning for an Arab sultan. Bugs tunnels into the setting in his usual way and finds himself performing as a "Teller of Tales." Naturally, HilarityEnsues.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'':
** In "Funny Busniess", Luan asks Lincoln to be her new assistant after her last few didn't go well: Lucy kept startling her, Lynn threw a watermelon at her by accident, Leni remained in the audience instead of helping her, and Lisa took the birthday cake away saying it was bad for the kids' health.
** In "Cooked", when Mr. Loud tries to find employees for his new restaurant, the first three candidates are: a musical actress who wants the job to prepare for a role she just got, a teen whose parents forced him to get a job to pay for the damages he did to their car, and Mr. Grouse (who didn’t even come for a job, but only to complain the Louds’ dog peed on his lawn).
* In ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'' episode "Frightingale", [[ForHalloweenIAmGoingAsMyself Adrien is cast as Cat Noir]] in a ''Miraculous''-themed music video sponsored by his father, and an audition for who will play Ladybug is held. Most of the auditionees are clumsy, awkward teen girls, (one of whom gets so nervous she goes into a TroubledFetalPosition) a few little girls, and ''Lt. Roger.''
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':
** In the episode "Hearts and Hooves Day", when the Cutie Mark Crusaders are looking for a suitable stallion for Cheerilee, as the episode's musical number:
--->'''Sweetie Belle:''' This one's too young\\
This one's too old \\
He clearly has a terrible cold\\
'''Sick Stallion:''' Achoo!\\
'''Apple Bloom:''' This guy's too silly\\
He's way too uptight \\
'''Uptight pony:''' I say!\\
'''Sweetie Belle:''' Well nothing's wrong with this one\\
He seems alright\\
'''Scootaloo:''' His ''girlfriend'' sure thinks so.
** In "Buckball Season", there's a montage of unicorns trying out for Ponyville's [[FictionalSport buckball]] team. Highlights include a mare who gets distracted trying to ''put on make-up in the middle of her try-out'', another mare who gets dizzy from spinning her bucket too fast, and a stallion who trips and gets the bucket stuck on his rump after getting pegged in the foreleg.
* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' turns one of these montages into a song with the Mix-and-Mingle Machine in "Cheer Up, Candace".
* ''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain'', when screenwriters pitch world domination plans.
* ''WesternAnimation/RazzberryJazzberryJam'': At one point in “Join The Jam”, we’re treated to a montage of auditions for the Jazzberries that consists of performances of instruments that would be ''wildly'' out of place in a jazz-rock band, such as a calliope, a kazoo, and even an ''alphorn''. However, to highlight Louis’s perfectionism, several decent performances (including one by [[CallForward Xavier from episode five]]) which still get rejected are mixed into the montage.
* PlayedWith in the ''WesternAnimation/ReBoot'' episode "Talent Night", where Dot and Emma Cee are overseeing auditions for Enzo's birthday party. Most of the acts are absolutely terrible, but Dot likes several of them. Unfortunately, Emma Cee vetoes them because they were considered "inappropriate for children". For some reason. Later on they eventually start getting acts both of them agree on.
* The is what drives the plot in the ''WesternAnimation/RandyCunninghamNinthGradeNinja'' episode, ''So U Think U Can Stank''. Randy and Howard become the judges for the upcoming talent show of Norrisville High when the original judges, Bash and Mick, decided to join the Talent show instead of judging it. However, Howard's mean judge routine causes many acts to run off the stage in tears, which resulted in them being left vulnerable to be transformed into stanked monsters by [[TheCorrupter the Sorcerer]].
* ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'' has the episode "Temp Check" where Rigby hires a temp. Before he finds [[{{Shapeshifting}} Doug]] he finds two guys that have fireworks go off in their pants and finally a biker who plays a harmonica with his butt (or a kazoo through his nose, if you're watching the show in the UK).
* ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'' has the episode "Power Trip", when Rocko was interviewing assistants for the comic book shop. Given the surreal nature of the show, this quickly degenerates beyond the usual weirdos and has an alien snapping its claws, a worm crawling across the table, a giant pair of dentures, and a hovering face made of eggs and bacon.
** In the episode "Love Spanked," Rocko goes on dates with a rabbit that has a BoyfriendBlockingDad, a giraffe he couldn't keep up with, an ''actual'' sheep in a universe otherwise comprised of {{Funny Animal}}s, an elephant who was too heavy for an OldFashionedRowboatDate, a hippo(?) he couldn't keep up with at the gym, a poodle(?) he accidentally injured during dinner, and a bagpipist, before attempting to swear off dating and wait for [[GirlNextDoor Melba]].
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** Mr. Burns does it a couple of times, like trying to find an actor to play himself in a movie in "A Star is Burns". The applicants shown are Creator/WilliamShatner, Anthony Hopkins (in character as Hannibal Lecter), Bumblebee Man (who [[PoorMansSubstitute Señor Spielbergo]] likes) and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Homer Simpson.]]
--->'''Anthony Hopkins:''' ''[strapped to a gurney in a straight jacket] Excellent. [trademark hiss]''\\
'''William Shatner:''' Exc-ELL-''ent''!\\
'''Homer:''' ''Exactly'', hehehe... DO'H!!\\
'''Bumblebee Man:''' Excel''lente!''
** Also the montage of Be Sharps auditions to replace Chief Wiggum in "Homer's Barbershop Quartet". The applicants consists of Abraham Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Jasper, and Wiggum disguised as Film/DoctorDolittle.
** The applicants for the role of [[Theatre/AStreetcarNamedDesire Stanley]] in the episode "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E2AStreetcarNamedMarge A Streetcar Named Marge]]". Most notable is Otto.
--->'''Director:''' OH YE ''GODS''!! ''[sees that Otto's chest is covered with a hideous tattoo]''\\
'''Otto:''' You like that, you should see my ass!\\
'''Director:''' ''[points to Ned Flanders]'' You, you're playing Stanley.
** In "Old Money", there's a montage of various townspeople trying to convince Grandpa that they should receive his new fortune. Highlights include Moe wanting it to fund a treasure hunt, Dr. Marvin Monroe wanting it for an experiment where someone is kept an isolated box for 30 years, and Professor Frink wanting it for an evil death ray. Lisa eventually suggests he instead use the money to help people in need, while also emphasizing that she'd be happy to take it and buy a pony instead.
* ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'' does this in [[Recap/SonicBoomS1E1TheSidekick its first episode]] after Sonic fires Tails from being a sidekick. Said terrible interviewees include Amy, who tries juggling and [[HollywoodToneDeaf singing]], and Knuckles, who tries interviewing Sonic instead of the other way around. That's still not rock bottom, as the final applicant is [[ArchEnemy Doctor Eggman]].
* Ludo goes through one of these in ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil'' when he tries to find better minions. Candidates include one of his own minions, a DistaffCounterpart of himself, a lazy four-armed monster who claims nobody is stupid enough to hire him, a mass of goop with eyes, [[TheRuntAtTheEnd and]] [[KnightOfCerebus Toffee]].
* A brief one happens in the ''WesternAnimation/SymBionicTitan'' episode "Showdown at Sherman High" when Kimmy and the other cheerleaders are looking for a new member, before we see Ilana's audition.
* The ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'' episode "You're Fired!" has such a montage after Beast Boy gets thrown out of the team. Cameos includes ComicBook/{{Vixen}} (whose power Cyborg finds lame, but it's her table manners that owe her a VaudevilleHook), B'wana Beast (whose mere ''name'' has Cyborg in stitches, and whose power disgusts everyone), Detective Chimp (next!) and Beast Boy [[DisguisedInDrag in drag]] trying to sneak back in. The Titans finally settle on Jayna of the Wonder Twins, but aren't impressed by Zan's power of turning into water. But since the WonderTwinPowers don't allow them to be separated, they still keep Zan... as a receptionist.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' episode "[[Recap/TinyToonAdventuresS3E1Thirteensomething Thirteensomething]]", after Babs aces her audition for the titular ShowWithinAShow, Buster is left to hold auditions for a replacement cohost for ''Tiny Toon Adventures''. The first candidate is a rabbit who's a BrainlessBeauty, the second is a rabbit who is ugly and has BadBadActing, and the third is a [[FurryConfusion non-anthropomorphic]] white rabbit. When none of these work out, even Plucky Duck and Shirley the Loon offer their services as Buster's replacement co-host, but to no avail.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros'':
** Played straight when the [[WeirdTradeUnion Guild of Calamitous Intent]] approves the application of Dr. Orpheus (and team) for an ArchEnemy.
** Also seen in Season 4 when the Revenge Society tries to recruit new supervillain members, most of whom have powers ranging from [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway stupid]] to [[UselessSuperpowers utterly useless]], or no powers at all beyond a lame gimmick. And the inexplicably creepy [[BearsAreBadNews Scare Bear]].
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