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->''"[[ComeForTheXStayForTheY I come for the games, but I stay for the burnt pizza smell.]]"''
--> --'''Ron Stoppable''', ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''

One for the StockParodies: an obvious [[SatireParodyPastiche pastiche]] of [[Creator/ChuckECheese Chuck E. Cheese's]], a combination pizza restaurant and "family fun" center. It's the home of arcade games, ball pits, [[CordonBleughChef bad pizza]], creepy costumed characters, and really horrific animatronics. A fun place for kids? More like a FateWorseThanDeath for parents.

The chain was created by Nolan Bushnell, the founder of {{Atari}}. It reached its heyday in the 1980s, but also suffered bad publicity as a hunting ground for sexual predators and, [[http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122878081364889613.html in the late 2000's, as a stomping ground for adult brawls]]. It has inspired a number of knock-offs throughout the country (and even an ''adult'' version in Dave & Buster's[[note]]The main difference between them, aside from D&B being aimed at a broader audience, is that D&B has a full bar and has a slightly wider food selection (save the free drinks and salad).[[/note]]), which (except for D&B) have gone into similar decline. Similar properties exist outside the US, including the UK's [[http://www.wackywarehouse.co.uk/ Wacky Warehouse]], though they rarely make their way into media.[[note]]Wacky Warehouse also has the important redeeming feature of almost always being attached to a proper restaurant and bar.[[/note]]

Note that not all examples are terrible; some are rather awesome and kids will do anything to go there. (May still qualify as hell-on-earth for their hapless parents and the equally hapless teenage employees, though.)

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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* In ''[[ComicBook/RobinSeries Robin]]'' comics, Tim Drake's best friend Ives formerly worked at the Bomp'n'Stomp as costumed mascot Ricky Rat. This was such a craptacular job Tim suspected Ives was being abused.
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[[folder:Fanfic]]
* Naturally the setting of Fanfic/DantesNightAtFreddys
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[[folder:Film]]
* ''Film/{{Made}}'' ends with a birthday party at an unnamed Suck E. Cheese's restaurant. Rickie criticizes a costumed employee for arriving only after the children have all left for the arcade, then offers him a bribe to go away.
* There's Woody Woodchuck's in ''ThePacifier''. It does not look like a fun place to be. Kids screaming and fighting, the greeter at the door has those terrible-looking [[BracesOfOrthodonticOverkill around-the-head braces ...]]
--> '''Shane''': And they say ''war'' is hell.
* Subverted by Pizza Planet in ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'', which is actually a [[RuleOfCool very cool place]].
** Unless you count the [[HiveMind little green three-eyed aliens...]] nah, they were cute.
** According to the DVDCommentary, the goal was to design a pizza place so cool that they just ''had'' to build it. [[{{Defictionalization}} And they did!]] It's in Hollywood Studios at Walt Disney World. (Tragically, the real version isn't as cool as the version seen in the film, consisting of a pizza counter and the same arcade games to be found all over the resort.) Disneyland Paris also features a Pizza Planet with a slightly better execution.
*** This is not to be confused with the [[BlandNameProduct bland name]], real-life version of Chuck or its former competitor, Showbiz Pizza (they've since merged and the Showbiz name was retired): [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwE1FiH7fB4]]
* The Buckmans take a visit to an unnamed Suck E. Cheese's in ''Film/{{Parenthood}}''.
* John Cusack's character in ''Film/HotTubTimeMachine'' tells a story about how his father (and several others) died of salmonella poisoning after going to The Enchanted Forest of Pizza, a fantasy-themed pizza place.
* In ''Problem Child 2'' both the Healy and the Young families go to one of these for dinner, and a food fight breaks out when Junior and Trixie encounter their {{Jerkass}} principal Peabody on a date.
* In ''RoleModels'', the main characters take the kids to a Suck E. Cheese's that has chipmunk mascots.
* Zyggie’s Ice Cream Parlor in ''Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure'' (where Deacon takes [[NapoleonBonaparte Napoleon]]) is a lot like Chuck E. Cheese, except that it seems to focus more on ice cream than pizza. Subverted in that it seems to be a pretty cool place. (Seeing as Napolean has a flavor of ice cream named after him it [[ItMakesSenseInContext sort of makes sense he would like the place... Maybe...]])
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[[folder:Literature]]
* ''Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'': The Anxious Clown, With clown-costumed waiters, balloons, and food with names like "Surprising Chicken Salad".
* The eighteen-year-old main character of the YA book ''Prom'', by Laurie Halse Anderson, works at something called an EZ-CHEEZ-E. She's Rompin' Ratty. Plenty of gory details.
* Corny's Family-Style Restaurant in ''DiaryOfAWimpyKid -- The Third Wheel''. Greg has a traumatic experience trying to get his little brother out of the playground.
* ''Forever Litereature/AmberBrown'' has a type 2 example. Justin and Amber visit Say Cheese. Although they do offer very cheesy pizza, which Amber and Justin get and enjoy, they also offer pretty much anything else with cheese you can think of; burritos, cheesecakes, Cheese Doodles, dumplings, etc. The food is good, the games are high-tech and fun, and there are displays where kids can have their pictures taken and pretend to be in various scenes, like aliens in space.
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''Series/ThatsSoRaven'' featured one of these. Raven even ended up ended having to disguise herself as an animatronic pirate.
* ''Series/SisterSister'' had Buck E. Duck for an episode (which had the twins taking their [=SATs=]...for the second time... under the tutorship of [[YouLookFamiliar that kid from]] [[IntercontinuityCrossover Smart Guy]]... who is also their brother in Real Life...)
* ''Series/{{House}}'' opened one episode with the PatientOfTheWeek working in such a hellhole to earn a living for him and his parentless siblings. No wonder he wanted to [[spoiler:perpetuate his illness so that his siblings would be taken into foster care.]]
* ''Series/AllThat'' had "Stink E. Cheese's". The mascot was a skunk, and everyone delighted in the horrible smells.
* ''NewsRadio'' had "Petey the Pirate's Pizza Palace" in one episode, which was Matthew's favorite place to eat. Dave and Bill toughed it out, including him in the ball pit.
* ''SonnyWithAChance'' has Arcadia, which is kind of like a less noisy and crowded Dave & Buster's.
* ''InLivingColor'' had Homey D. Clown running a deliberately cheap, unpleasant version. Spoofing Chuck E. Cheese's most famous slogan, it's "Where a kid can be a kid...as long as he don't get on my damn nerves!"
* ''Series/{{Roundhouse}}'' mentioned a Suck E. Cheese's without showing it.
* An episode of ''TheBigBangTheory'' had Sheldon (who was obsessed with solving a molecular equation and was using the balls as subatomic particles) hiding out in the ball pit at one of these places, only to pop up at regular intervals like a prairie dog and shout [[CatchPhrase "Bazinga!"]]
* One first season episode of ''Series/HomeImprovement'' mentions a place called Wacky Jack's Pizza Pagoda, which seems similar to places like this, but it's never seen onscreen, so it might be okay. However, the Taylors made history by being the first family to ''ever'' be kicked out of the place for having hyperactive and disobedient children. (And given what such places are like, that's saying a ''lot''.)
* ''TheOffice'' episode "Happy Hour" took places at a Dave & Buster's knock-off called Sid & Dexter's.
* ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' has Plucky Pennywhistle's Magic Menagerie, the focus of the episode of the same name, where people are overly cheery, the pizza tastes like 'butt' and kids are left there (As Sam was by Dean to go pick up chicks.) Lots of LampshadeHanging about this parody, using the 'we only accept tickets here not money' bit for 'prizes'.
* ''Series/{{Workaholics}}'' has ''Dante's Pizza Palace'', which is described as basically 'a black Chuck E. Cheese's'.
* ''TheGoldenGirls'' had an episode with one of these ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLkOhCXSEe4 Mr. Haha's Hotdog Hacienda]]). It was Rose's attempt to make a fun birthday for Dorothy. It didn't work, naturally.
* The third episode of ''Series/TheITCrowd'' featured a restaurant named Messy Joe's. Moss mispronounces it as 'Messijos,' recommending that Roy and Jen take their dates there.
* A later episode of ''TheManShow'' had a skit set at an actual Chuck E. Cheese's, although it was not referred to by name. Adam rounded up some Latin American day laborers and treated them to a night on the town. The WhereAreTheyNow montage at the end informs us that one of the immigrants "returned to his native Guatemala with tales of a magical rat who made dreams come true...[[BurnTheWitch He was burned as a heretic.]]"
* ''ThirtyRock'' - Tracy's mental state is questioned by his being arrested at three Chuck E. Cheeses - a quick flashback shows him being dragged shirtless out of a ball pit.
-->Do you know ''who I am???''...Seriously, please, ''tell me who I am!!!''
* ''Series/{{Justified}}'': In "For Blood or Money", Clinton breaks out of his halfway house and commits a string of crimes because he has promised to take his 12 year old son to Billy the Kid Zone for his birthday. Clinton describes the place as "Chuck E. Cheese but with cowboys" and, when shown, the place does look really tacky with the staff dressed in cheesy cowboy outfits.
* ''Series/IDidntDoIt'' had Fireman Freddy's Spaghetti Station (which doesn't serve pizza, but is similar enough to fit the trope).
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[[folder:Music]]
* TimWilson's song "Chucky Cheese Hell" is sung from the point of view of a ''bouncer'' at Chuck E. Cheese, where "The band sucks and the pizza's cold/And you eat it with a slobberin' four-year-old..."
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* Ted E. Bear's [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Mafia-Free]] Playland and Casino from ''SamAndMax: The Mole, The Mob, & the Meatball'', which is Chuck E. Cheese's [[XMeetsY crossed with]] LegitimateBusinessmensSocialClub.
** Oddly enough, there actually was a real-life Ted E. Bear's in Southern California, a small chain of Chuck E. Cheese knock-offs.
* The backstory of [[VideoGame/StreetFighterEX Skullomania]]: He was a salaryman forced to wear a stupid costume for a sale promotion, until one day, he decided he was the next generation of KamenRider.
* In ''Videogame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'', you play as the night watchman of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, where the [[UnnecessarilyCreepyRobot animatronics]] are [[AIIsACrapshoot out to kill you]]. [[spoiler:The place is [[RealityEnsues set to close within two months]] after many incidents (chiefly five children being murdered by a man in a Freddy Fazbear suit).]]
** There is now a sequel, ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys2'', taking place during the grand reopening of the pizzeria. [[spoiler: It's revealed it's actually a prequel taking place in the week leading up to the infamous Bite of '87 and the murder of five children.]] The place itself looks a lot better, and not as seedy, but the animatronics are even nastier. Not to mention where the original had four animatronics (Five if you count Golden Freddy), the sequel has ''ten''. [[spoiler: Possibly up to ''fourteen'', depending on which ones you count.]]
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* One of the members of the Anime Club in KC Greens recent strips reviews a "Whyme R. Reiner's" as a possible location for the new, HQ-less Anime Club.
** They revisit it at the end of part 5, only to find that [[spoiler:[[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot the club could have just met in Clyde's mom's basement all along.]]]]
* A ''SomethingPositive'' strip has Rory blackmailing Vanessa into taking him to the genuine article.
-->'''Vanessa''': I want black olives on my half of the pizza, and for him -- what do you have that goes with emotional blackmail?
-->'''Employee''': All our pizzas come with hateful gobs of spit already.
* {{Wonderella}}'s friends have a surprise birthday party for her every year at "Chunk E. Cheeses," as seen [[http://nonadventures.com/2008/08/23/the-da-vinci-load/ here]], [[http://nonadventures.com/2007/08/25/planet-of-the-japes/ here]], and [[http://nonadventures.com/2009/08/22/the-hills-have-guys/ here]].
* The protagonists of ''Webcomic/ScrambledEggs'' tried to avoid attending one of [[DumbBlonde Michelle's]] birthday parties by hiding at Chunky Cheesy's, because no one goes there anymore, at least according to Quint. It turned out Michelle had the place reserved for her party, so the kids ended up attending anyway.[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' has "J.P. Bearymore's Pizza Partytorium" in the "Coach Possible" episode (referenced in the page quote). It is later destroyed in season 4 then rebuilt.
** Note that Jim, Tim and Ron love the place unironically whereas Kim and Mrs. Dr. P view it with amazing amounts of dread.
* ''{{Rugrats}}'' has "Piggy's Pizza Palace".
** ''WesternAnimation/MyGymPartnersAMonkey'' has the very similarly-named Pig E. Porker's Pizza Palace.
* ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory'' has "Chubby Cheese's", which featured animatronic {{Hanna-Barbera}} characters doing the MushroomSamba with Dexter and employees who were part of a [[MilkmanConspiracy secret conspiracy]], complete with Bond-style hidden lair.
** Y'iss!
* There's a parody called "Yucky Cheese" in ''BeingIan''.
* Wall E. Weasel's ("We cram fun down your throat!") from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''. Also on season ten's "Bart the Mother," there was a place generically called "Family Fun Center." The joke is that this seemingly normal place was featured on one of FOX's "reality" specials of the mid-to-late 1990s (you know, the ones titled, "When Animals Attack" and "World's Wildest Police Chases"), in this case, it was featured on the fictitious special, "When Disaster Strikes 4".
--->''"You're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday [[GenderNeutralWriting boy or girl!]]"''
** There was an actual chain called "Family Fun Center" along the west coast, most of which combined a pizzeria with an arcade, go-karts, batting cages, mini-golf, and similar novelties. It's since changed it's name to the slightly less generic "[[RockyAndBullwinkle Bullwinkle's]] Family Food And Fun". The dining area actually plays old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons in between the shows put on by the animatronic versions.
* ''AGoofyMovie'' had a tourist trap called [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is8Cewwjj8s "Lester's Possum Park"]] that was partly this and partly a [[AffectionateParody self-deprecating reference]] to TheCountryBears at the Disney theme parks; and to top it off, [[CrowningMomentOfFunny he plants a possum mascot hat atop his son's head much to Max's apparent humiliation]].
* In the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode "Chitty Chitty Death Bang", Lois has booked Cheesie Charlie's for Stewie's birthday party. It's a nice enough place, but when Peter has a disagreement with the management and cancels the reservation he was supposed to confirm for her, he tells her a ridiculous story about how the restaurant/playground was actually a HauntedCastle deathtrap to justify what he did.
---> ''"Oh I'm sorry, you need fifteen tickets to live!"''
---> ''"Welcome to Cheesie Charlie's. Heil Hitler!"''
** Ironically, a real Chuck E. Cheese's eventually appears in "Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey."
** In another episode, Stewie mentions a visit to Chuck E Cheese's had to be cancelled because a 4 year old died in the ball pit
** Also ironic, in RealLife, Chuck E. Cheese's is called Charlie Cheese's in Australia.
** [[WesternAnimation/TheClevelandShow Rallo Tubbs]] took a date to another Cheesie Charlie's location.
* Pinky from ''PinkyAndTheBrain'' throws a birthday party for Brain at "Chunky Cheesy."
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'':
** The show has Crust E. Crotch, a direct pastiche of Chuck E. Cheese's. It also features Whistling Willy's, a real life knock-off in Denver, as well as Casa Bonita, a real Mexican-themed restaurant and fun house in Denver.
** ''Raisins'' = Hooters for eight-year-olds.
* ''InvaderZim'' has the rather unsavory Bloaty's Pizza Hog. Being from a CrapsackWorld it was probably the worst of the bunch.
** The mascot is disgustingly fat (so much so that children sink into him) and the person under the costume is ''even fatter''.
-->''Bloaty eat too many pizza. Bloaty hate his life.''
** To exemplify how far it gets taken, the credits of the episode list an actor as voicing ''Animatronic Horrors''. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The description is quite apt.]]
* ''TomGoesToTheMayor'' has [[XtremeKoolLetterz WW Laserz]] in the episode of the same name, a World War II-themed place complete with an animatronic ''doo-wop singing Hitler''.
* Macki Macaw's from ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitchTheSeries''. The [[MonsterOfTheWeek Experiment of the episode]] was convinced to take over the broken animatronics so it could indulge its attention-seeking nature and use its ability to control inanimate objects to help others instead of hurt them.
* Cheezy Sneezer's in ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures''. Although the name brings to mind Caesarland, a Chuck E. Cheese's expy created by Little Caesars.
* In the short-lived cartoon adaptation of ''WesternAnimation/BabyBlues'', there was a Chuck E. Cheese knock-off called Gum Drop Station. The place wasn't all that bad, but it did feature a busty blonde singer in a white tank top and short-shorts known as "The Birthday Lady" as ParentService for the bored dads.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' episode "Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary", Master Shake assumes "ownership" of an abandoned Pizza Potamus restaurant (apparently a licensing spinoff of the HannaBarbera character Peter Potamus, later of HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw); the obligatory animatronic musicians were a pair of giant, realistic-looking, banjo-playing robot scorpions--to which Shake added Zakk Wylde "on washtub bass". In keeping with the usual tendencies of the show, it [[MadeOfExplodium blows up]] before the episode is out.
** That is also where they took MC Pee Pants to apply for a job...before he/it is blown up.
* The ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' episode "Raging Bully" featured Gunther Goatcheese's, "the goat-cheesiest place in Drusselstein", and site of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's miserable childhood birthdays.
* An episode of ''DuckDodgers'' featured a pasta place with a scary animatronic dinosaur mascot. When he was destroyed by Rocky and Mugsy, the kids all cheered.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheMightyB'' had one with an Australian theme to it; the main mascot being a kangaroo with the accent. Which a supporting character fell in love with and stole.
** {{Chowder}} did something similar, with Shnitzel stealing Carlito con Queso's mascot.
* ''[[TheMovie The]] WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants [[TheMovie Movie]]'' had Goofy Goober's, basically Chuck E. Cheese combined with [[http://farrellsusa.com Farrell's Ice Cream Parlour]], with a dancing peanut named Goofy Goober. Unlike most other parodies, this place is portrayed as not being soul crushingly depressing/scary/awkward/cheap, and is probably the most light hearted example on here as of this edit.
** While the place itself isn't soul-crushing, SpongeBob came here to [[DrowningMySorrows drown his sorrows]] in gallons and gallons of [[DrunkOnMalts ice-cream sundaes.]] When the sun rises the next morning, he's an ''absolute mess'', covered in smears of vanilla ice-cream and chocolate syrup.
*** Also, the employees don't seem too enthusiastic about their jobs.
* No one came to [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Tootie's]] birthday party at "Mike E. Mozzarella's Pizza Funhouse" because of [[EvilRedhead Vicky]]...and Timmy ignoring the invitations in favor of the free passes for him and his two friends, Chester and A.J., but mostly Vicky, but the majority of it is Timmy turning down the invitations for the free passes, seriously, did he miss some signs?
* Pizza Forest in ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}''. In the premiere episode, Daria insists on going here with her family, just [[ForTheEvulz to torture them]].
** Although the family went there for what Daria claimed to be the sake of her self-esteem. The minute she joined in on the singing with the entertainers in animal costumes, Helen noticeably perked up.
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/TuffPuppy'', T.U.F.F.'s headquarters got bombed, so they rented a version called "Peet-Za Possum's" as a temporary headquarters. It makes just as much sense in context. Reality ensures when some of the agents get pink eye from the ball pit. Thankfully, it was bombed later in the episode.
** In the episode, "Quacky Birthday", Quacky the Duck creates "Duck E. Cheese's" as part of his plan to destroy Dudley.
* ''{{Birdz}}'' averts this with Ducky Cheese's, which is apparently a.) a good place for actual pizza, and b.) more of a traditional pizzeria than a funhouse one.
* Goof Nuts Pizza in the animated series of ''WesternAnimation/NapoleonDynamite'', where the animatronic animals songs are all about pizza(BTO's "Takin Care Of Business" becomes "Takin Care Of Pizza)
** Kip Dynamite is shown to be a huge fan of Goof Nuts Pizza, to the degree of taking his new girlfriend there on a date and burning her a mixtape of the animals' pizza songs.
* The Family Fun Center in the ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'' episode "Burgerboss" includes an animatronic band of some sort.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'': [[BilingualBonus Carlito con Quesos]] features in "Weekend at Shnitzel's". Shnitzel falls in love with animatronic singer Senorita Mesquite.
* One of these appears in the ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'' episode "Fuzzy Dice" which the Park Crew dread going to, but have to do so since it's were the titular dice are being held and a birthday present Pops wants. And indeed the place is an absolute mess; sticky floors, unruly children and apathetic employees (save for the woman at the front who wouldn't let them in without a kid[[note]]Which is a rule that is enforced in certain Chuck E. Cheese restaurants[[/note]]. The crew have to dress up Rigby to gain entrance). [[spoiler: It turns out that the animatronic characters are actually a trio of criminals who have been waiting out the statute of limitations on a diamond heist they perpetrated.]]
* In "Keen On Keane," ThePowerpuffGirls secretly set up a date between their teacher Ms. Keane and their dad Professor Utonium, with the date taking place at a kiddie pizza restaurant. A non-plussed waiter in a canine mascot costume comes up to the couple, and mustering whatever dignity he has left says in monotone, "Bowa wowa wowa...may I take your order nowa?"
* The Pizza Swamp in ''WesternAnimation/{{Clarence}}'', which features such games as Big Betty, Money Broom, and a seal whacking game that ends with the line, "Good job clubber, now collect your blubber!"
* The ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' episode "Soos and the Real Girl" introduces such a place, Hoo-Ha Owl's Pizza-ma-tronic Jamboree. Soos takes his date Melody there, but things go awry when he's followed by [[{{Yandere}} crazy virtual girl]] Giffany.
** There's also a side plot about Stan trying to steal an animatronic badger because he needs a kid-appeal attraction for the Mystery Shack.
--> "'''''WHO WANTS TO GET BAAAADGEEEEERED?!'''''"
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