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Private strippers show up in sitcomland all the time. Male or female, they come dressed as police officers and are mistaken for them (the protagonist is often accidentally handcuffed to them), while real cops (or some other authority figures) are thought to be strippers, leading the protagonists to rip their shirts off.


* Inverted with a Jack in the Box commercial for breakfast platters, in which Jack approves of a policeman, a firefighter, and a construction worker being the hardworking people who would eat them. Cut to said figures baring all at a bachelorette party.

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* Reversed in a strip by Sergio Aragones in ''[[{{Magazine/Mad}} Mad Magazine]]''. A female police officer storms into a room full of bad guys--and is woefully outnumbered. She then backpedals, pretends to be a stripper, gets a tip, waves goodbye, then runs to the police car and radios for more backup.

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* Implied in ''Disney/{{Zootopia}}'' when [[MisterBig Mr. Big]] sees Judy Hopps in clearly a police uniform and asks if she's "some kind of performer" hanging around with Nick Wilde.

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* In ''Film/DownPeriscope'', Commander Dodge initially mistakes a female officer assigned to his submarine for a stripper. The fact that she was the first woman allowed into the submarine service branch doesn't exactly justify it.
* In ''Film/DaysOfThunder'', the racing crew plays this trick on Cole (Tom Cruise) to great hilarity. Later in the movie, Cole assumes the doctor (Nicole Kidman) who is examining him is a repeat of the trick by his crew, but she isn't.
* In the remake of ''Film/TheInLaws'', FBI agents show up in the middle of the (alcohol-fueled) bachelorette party and are temporarily mistaken for strippers.
* In ''LetsBeCops'' it happens to the guys ''impersonating'' police.

* In one of G.K. Chesterton's ''Literature/FatherBrown'' mystery stories, the criminal gets rid of a policeman by convincing everyone at the house that the man is actually in costume for a pantomime show. He beats up the cop while the audience laughs at the slapstick comedy.

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* In ''Series/SpinCity'', Stuart sends a priest to the girls' bachelorette party whom they mistake for a stripper and rip his shirt open. The women get revenge by sending a real male stripper to the guys, whom they mistake for a cop. At least [[StraightGay Carter]] enjoys it.
* ''{{Series/Frasier}}'': The title character ends up handcuffed to the lovely Officer Nasty (hired for Donnie's bachelor party) while he is demonstrating to her how she can make her dancing sexier.
* An episode of ''{{Series/Seinfeld}}'' featured the stripper and real cop getting their wires crossed -- the bachelorette party gets an actual officer showing up expecting a robbery, while the actual robbery has the "cop" show up and start taking his clothes off.
* ''{{Series/Wings}}'': Helen is handcuffed to the stripping cop hired for her bachelorette party.
* ''{{Series/Friends}}'': Phoebe's stripper is Officer Goodbody, played by Danny [=DeVito=].
* ''{{Series/Reno 911}}''
** One episode in Season One has the female cops hire stripper cops for Clementine's bachelorette party. One of the stripper cops turns out to be Officer Jones.
** A later episode has Deputy Garcia show up for a noise complaint at a bachelorette party, and be mistaken for a stripper. He gives the partygoers a stern lecture about respect for the uniform, and how this is the third time someone from the sheriff's department has been called out to their party. Enter, from the restroom, Lt. Dangle and Deputy Junior dancing in their underwear.
* ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'': A real cop shows up at Dorothy's bachelorette party. Blanche gropes him thinking he's the stripper, then slaps him one more time even after the real stripper (also dressed as a cop) arrives. Then we are told, "the stripper used to be a cop and the cop always wanted to be a dancer. Now they're both wearing each other's hats and it's starting to get weird."
* In the 1988 ''Series/OnlyFoolsAndHorses'' Christmas special "Dates", a stripper dressed as a naval officer is hired for Uncle Albert's birthday party. Much to Del's horror, she turns out to be the woman he's dating, Raquel. Later in the episode, a policewoman tries to question Del about his van, and he assumes that she is a stripper hired by Albert to get back at him, so he impatiently rips her blouse open. He eventually [[OhCrap realizes his mistake]], too late.
* In the ''{{Series/Blackadder}} II'' episode "Beer", Blackadder's puritanical relatives are mistaken for strippers, as is Queen Elizabeth herself.
* In ''TheCommish'', one episode's [[TheTeaser teaser]] featured a gentleman who had ordered a prostitute dressed for a cop, waiting to meet her in a hotel lobby. He encounters a real (female) cop instead. We never get to see the payoff -- roll opening credits and commercial; when the episode "proper" starts, we get a glimpse of him handcuffed to a chair in the booking area as the camera pans by.
* ''Series/TheBill''. A going-away party for an officer being transferred includes the requisite stripper dressed (undressed?) as a WPC. As she leaves the party the stripper sees two real policewomen turning up (in uniform) to see their colleague off, and threatens to complain to her union about the apparent double-booking.
* An episode of ''{{Series/Monk}}'' has the title detective mistake a stripper for an actual cop and force the poor man down to the crime scene.
* ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'': Michael and Gob use policemen-themed strippers to fake-arrest George Michael and scare him straight. Also, Gob nearly gets his head blown off when the would-be customer takes him for a real policeman.
* Invoked on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' duging a game of ''Newsflash''. The footage behind Colin is obviously a stripper dressed (at first) as a cop, but after all the hints are dropped Colin's best guess is "naked... ops?"
* Even ''Series/DoctorWho'' got in a (mild) version of this. The adult Amy Pond debuts in a police uniform, which she winds up revealing is a costume for her job as a "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kissogram kissogram]]".
* On ''{{Series/Castle}}'' one victim was, apparently, a police officer. Yeah, you know where it's going.
** Later in the same episode when Ryan and Esposito go to question the stripper's boss he assumes that they are there to audition for a job.
* Happens in ''Series/TheNewAdventuresOfOldChristine''. A muscular young cop named Officer Johnson arrives on Christine's doorstep to warn her of a prowler in the neighbourhood. However, it happens to be Christine's birthday and she thinks Barb has sent her a stripper. Cue one increasingly confused conversation between Christine and Officer Johnson.
* In an episode of ''{{Series/Coach}}'' Christine is at a bachelorette party where a real cop shows up and is mistaken for the male stripper.
* ''Series/TheThinBlueLine'' had two officers investigate a man who had the curtains closed for a few days, causing neighbors to be worried about him. Since he was hiring prostitutes, he thought the police officer was one of them, and was better choice than the nurse.
* Discussed in ''Series/{{Being Human|UK}}'': when Mitchell wonders how Herrick knew about a criminal allegation against him, Herrick looks down at the police uniform he's wearing and sarcastically asks "all this time, have you been thinking I'm a stripogram?"
* ''Series/{{Ellen}}'': In "Go Girlz," during the slumber party, Ellen mistakes a cop for a stripper, who in turn enjoys the mix-up and plays along.
* In an episode of ''Series/GroundedForLife'': Claudia is throwing a bachelorette party for one of her girlfriends while Sean incites a mob of angry Yankees fans for catching a fly ball still in play. A cop shows up who Sean thinks is here to control the mob outside the house, but he is a stripper.
* ''Series/{{Bones}}'' shows Booth running into this problem once when trying to bring in a male stripper for questioning - said stripper was working a bachelorette party at the time, and the guest of honor thought Booth was a second stripper. His attempts at asserting his actual identity as an FBI agent [[CassandraTruth are ignored by the party-goers]], and by the time the actual stripper realizes Booth's identity, the ladies have already pulled down Booth's pants have have started stuffing money down his clothes.
* ''Series/TheGlades'' The whole substation rushes out to a report of an officer found dead. No-one recognizes him and Daniel is trying to run his badge number. Jim reveals the man's actual profession by stripping the pants off him.
* ''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook'' - "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSGEbG8CX0I I know they do policeman strippers,]] I've run into this problem before..."
* On ''Series/TwoBrokeGirls'', the bridal shower Max throws for Sofie is interrupted by a uniformed FBI agent responding to reports of a man in the building holding three captives. Just then Sofie returns from the bathroom...
* In ''Series/LondonsBurning'' Geoff Pearce, a fireman rather than a policeman, is mistaken for a stripper by a group of rowdy women at a hen party, who proceed to start undressing him. Moments later, a policeman appears. Pearce assumes he's a real policeman, but he turns out to be the stripper they hired.
* In ''Series/{{Psych}}'' the girls order a male stripper for Marlowe's bachelorette party who comes in dressed like a cop, and turns out to be an actual cop, Buzz from Santa Barbara PD, who has a side job.
* A skit in ''Series/MadTV'' had a cop show up to a birthday party, where he was mistaken for a stripper by the birthday girl. Eventually, he was able to inform her that he was a cop sent to tell her about her son's tragic death in an accident - only to reveal that no, he actually ''is'' the stripper! [[MoodWhiplash Cue him and the other ladies cheering while the woman stands there speechless]].
** Played with in another skit in the same episode. A utility worker later shows up to the same party to warn them about a gas leak. Unfortunately for him, everyone mistakes him for another stripper, and his warnings for innuendo - until the house they're all in explodes.
* Inverted in the ''Series/InsideNo9'' episode "Nana's Party." When elderly Nana begins choking at her birthday party, her daughter Angela screams for someone to call an ambulance - and a paramedic shows up at the door moments later. Everyone's confused, because they hadn't had time to make the call yet, but it turns out he's a stripper who was hired for the party as a prank.[[/folder]]

[[folder: Radio]]
* A sketch on ''[[Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook That Mitchell & Webb Sound]]'' involves two play-writes struggling to find inspiration for a new farce, while the typical events of one unfold around them. This includes mistaking a policeman for a stripper (and then vice versa).

[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''VideoGame/DeadRising2: Off the Record'', Frank West mistakes Deidre Sanchez for a policewoman when he first sees her. She quickly explains that she's actually a dancer at The Peephole, and that's just her costume.

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* Rick of ''Webcomic/BlurTheLines'' invites a man over for [[http://www.blur-the-lines.com/?p=365 some erotic cop roleplay;]] his partner Drew doesn't realize it until he has already been pulled in.

[[folder:Web Original]]
* [[http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/seriously_ladies_there_have Seriously, Ladies, There Have Been Noise Complaints]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/HomeMovies'', Coach [[TheDanza John]] [[JerkAss McGuirk]] mistakes a male cop for a stripper, who arrests him for not writing an essay.
* Chief Wiggum of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' once had this happen with a bachelorette party, but decided to just go with it since he wanted the money.
[[folder:Real Life]]
* [[http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/7833167.stm Has happened at least once.]] [[RealityEnsues The police do not appreciate this sort of thing.]]
* And there's at least one case of a poor sod who assumed (with good reason in the time and place) that the policewoman turning up on official business was a stripper. And jollying things on by helping her off with her skirt. [[http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/paul-harbord-drunk-does-del-3090795#.UuxF_D1dXIc Something like this happened in Durham]].