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->''"Hi, hi! The more important it is to others, the more it's worth to steal. It's great watching dithered faces!"''
--> -- '''The Thief''', ''VideoGame/{{Disgaea 3|AbsenceOfJustice}}''
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[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kleptomania Kleptomania]], from the Greek root words "kleptein" (to steal) and "mania" (obsession with, madness). In the real world, it's an obsession with collecting or hoarding things (which are typically small items like paperclips or pens, which the sufferer may or may not be even aware they stole) thought to be related to OCD. While it might seem quite mild, it can lead to compulsive shoplifting and often appears alongside personality disorders, which can make the consequences (should it lead to shoplifting) even worse.

In fiction, it's the trait of a LoveableRogue and is frequently played for laughs. "Sufferers" tend to outright enjoy the act of theft, steal anything that isn't nailed down (particularly if it's valuable, in contrast to RealLife sufferers), gleefully enjoy the material rewards and may well be a KarmaHoudini for this. They are distinguished from other thief related tropes by the fact that they steal for the pleasure of stealing and frequently have trouble leaving something valuable be. They may or may not be outright described as suffering from kleptomania. Sympathetic characters are often MrViceGuy.

In the animal realm, this is a trait of the packrat and the [[ThievingMagpie magpie]].

Compare ForTheEvulz. Characters who might have this trait include the LovableRogue, the GentlemanThief (particularly if they do it out of boredom), and the TokenEvilTeammate. They are often an ImpossibleThief. The KleptomaniacHero is given this trait by the player's own actions (which may be lampshaded as this trope) but not necessarily characterized as such. This character may make liberal use of their FiveFingerDiscount card.

You know they've met their match when you hear the words "Oi - GiveMeBackMyWallet!"

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!!Examples:

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[[folder: Anime and Manga]]
* ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf''
** Genma Saotome.
** Also Asuza Shiratori, but only for things she sees as cute.
* The titular character of ''Characters/LupinIII'' is the GentlemanThief variant.
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[[folder:Comics]]
* Tabitha "Boom-Boom" Smith, in Warren Ellis's ''ComicBook/{{Nextwave}}'' "possesses the mutant powers of blowing things up and stealing all your stuff."
* ''ComicBook/TankGirl'' and all her friends, habitually.
* ''ComicBook/{{Tintin}}'': "The Secret of the Unicorn", a kleptomaniac named Aristides Silk steals Tintin's wallet which contains a PlotCoupon. It turns out that, similar to RealLife kleptomaniacs, he feels rather guilty about his actions; he sorts the stolen wallets by the owner's name. [[ThoseTwoGuys Thomson and Thompson]] [[CluelessDetective end up walking out with their arms full of their own stolen wallets]], and their countermeasures have varying degrees of success and slapstick.
* "Fingers", a stage magician and thief encountered by ''ComicBook/LuckyLuke'' once. Not only will he constantly pickpocket everyone around him (which means he cannot be kept in prison, because he will casually disarm the guards and steal their keys), but he will regularly offer you your wallet, gun and [[ImpossibleThief underwear]] back, as a gesture of goodwill.
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[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
* In ''FanFic/KiraIsJustice'', the protagonist's sister, Kate, is a kleptomaniac.
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[[folder:Film -Animated]]
* From the film ''WesternAnimation/TheThiefAndTheCobbler'', who else but the Thief? He steals pretty much everything he can possibly get his hands on, and tries to steal several things he shouldn't even try to get his hands on. At the end of the film, he also steals all the letters from the words "The End", and then goes on to steal the film-strip itself.
* Abu in Disney's ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'', in contrast to Al, who only stole as a necessity. This often got him and the others in trouble.
* In ''Disney/{{Tangled}}'', Flynn lifts the satchel with their loot from his own partners in the opening -- and at the conclusion, lifts Rapunzel's tiara -- giving it back after a dirty look.
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[[folder:Film -LiveAction]]
* Allison from ''Film/TheBreakfastClub'', who steals the lock to Bender's locker, his knife, Brian's wallet and a patch from Andrew's jacket.
* There is a character from the movie ''Film/IfItsTuesdayThisMustBeBelgium'' who starts the trip with an empty suitcase. By the end of the film, the suitcase is full of stuff he's pilfered, including a life preserver from a cruise boat.
* In the second ''Film/HomeAlone'' film, Marv engages in some petty theft with literal sticky fingers: covering one of his hands in tape and then sticking it into a Salvation Army bucket full of change as he walks by.
* Emmett Ray of ''Film/SweetAndLowdown'' appears to be an easily diagnosible kleptomaniac.
* Creator/TheMarxBrothers: Harpo in most of his appearances.
* ''Film/HowHigh'': In the scene where Silas is making the "special brownies" for Dean Cain, [[LineOfSightName I Need Money]] tries (but fails) to steal the milk bottle.
* ''Film/{{Help}}'' - Music/TheBeatles visit a jeweler seeking help to remove a ring stuck on Ringo's finger - in the background, George casually pockets several bits of merchandise.
* Alvin Firpo from ''Film/TrappedInParadise'' is frequently seen stealing stuff, regardless of whether or not it has any practical value.
* Dodger the Capuchin monkey from ''Film/MonkeyTrouble''.
* In ''Film/XMenDaysOfFuturePast'', Quicksilver's basement is full of stolen goods such as several [=TVs=], a Pong arcade machine and an entire shelf of junk food. His mother, upon opening the door, assumes Wolverine and co. are cops and simply offers to cut a check for whatever he stole.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
** Moist von Lipwig- it's a RunningGag that he keeps stealing Drumknott's pencil and certain samples of paper.
** And Nobby Nobbs is a fellow kleptomaniac. ''Discworld/{{Thud}}'' brings up the problem of why Nobby is allowed to be on the City Watch despite his thieving ways. It's because he's an old friend of Sam Vimes, he seldom steals anything of value, and (like Fred Colon) has a keen ability to read the mood on the streets as well as his ability to sneak around where the (worse) criminals can't see him. Nobby's ability to steal without being seen has also come in handy a few times, and is part of the reason he is still employed.
* Silk from ''Literature/TheBelgariad''.
* Mulch the kleptomaniac dwarf from the ''Literature/ArtemisFowl'' series fits this trope. He also likes to steal things just for the challenge.
* The main character of Mary Anderson's book, ''Step On a Crack'' suffers from an odd sort of kleptomania where she feels compelled to steal certain items over and over in conjunction with nightmares and occasional fugue states. [[spoiler:All of her problems stem from repressed memories of her real mother]].
* Jean de Flambeur from ''Literature/TheQuantumThief'' is a GentlemanThief of the [[{{Transhuman}} Transhuman Age]] and is used to stealing things like [[ImpossibleThief time, minds or planets]], but he still compulsively pickpockets people arond him to stay in shape. At times it's actually useful.
* The eponymous [[GentlemanBastard Locke Lamora]], of ''Literature/TheLiesOfLockeLamora'', once had it said about him that "if he had a bloody gash across his throat and a physiker was trying to sew it up, Lamora would steal the needle and thread and die laughing. He... steals ''too much.''" Lamora was 5 years old at the time.
* Creator/AgathaChristie:
** [[spoiler: Mrs Van Schuyler]] from ''Literature/DeathOnTheNile''
** [[spoiler: Curate Hawes]] from ''Literature/MurderAtTheVicarage''
* Magnet from ''Literature/{{Holes}}''. Things just seem to stick to him wherever he goes. Unfortunately, a lot of those items don't belong to him, so he wound up at the juvenile camp.
* PlayedForDrama ([[TerribleIntervieweesMontage a small amount of drama]]) in the XWingSeries novel ''Wraith Squadron''. A bit character who interviews to join the eponymous squadron is rejected when he, apparently compulsorily, swipes a framed picture from the commander's desk. (It's mentioned that he is facing charges for several other, equally petty, thefts, but is confident he'll be cleared.)
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* PlayedForDrama (and somewhat more realistically) in an episode of ''Series/LawAndOrderCriminalIntent'' when a couple of murderers are caught when one of them can't resist stealing an eggcup from their victims' home. This leads to a somewhat {{Narm}}y ending where her partner screams "EGGCUP!" at her while he's hauled off.
* Parker from ''Series/{{Leverage}}''. Interestingly she actually poses as a kleptomaniac when the team needs to infiltrate a rehab facility.
* Faith in her early appearances on ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''. Dawn started doing this late in season 5, and it became a serious issue in season 6 when the DysfunctionJunction was at its worst.
* Adrianna on ''Series/BeverlyHills90210''
* In the first episode of ''Series/{{Heroes}}'' Angela Petrelli was established as a kleptomaniac who stole socks. It wasn't explained [[BrickJoke until season four]].
* Kenzi in ''Series/LostGirl''.
* Mike Hamar of ''Series/TheRedGreenShow'' is a robber on parole who hasn't had an honest day's work in his life. A RunningGag is that he frequently has to return small items to the people he's talking to, having picked their pockets out of force of habit.
* A more realistic than usual example on ''Series/MyNameIsEarl'' of all things, with a recurring character who is shamefully compelled to steal pens and ''only'' pens, regardless of how many he has already, and regardless of the fact that he doesn't even ''want'' the pens. Still PlayedForLaughs, though.
* The titular character of ''Series/{{Sherlock}}''. He breaks his flatmate's computer password to use the laptop ("Mine was in the bedroom"), has stolen more than one of Lestrade's police [=IDs=] (he comments that he "pickpocket(s) him when he annoys me"), and has taken the precaution of taking his older brother's ID in case he might ever need it.
* Amanda from ''Series/{{Highlander}}''. She's more or less the Hollywood version, with a taste for expensive stuff.
* An episode of ''Series/{{Alf}}'' dealt with this when one of Tanner's neighbors is revealed to be a kleptomaniac. Alf caught her stealing some of the family's jewelery and confronted her son, who he had become friends with, and he had to explain that his mother simply couldn't help it.
* In Tricia's back-story in ''Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack'', she stole even while trying to pay a store back for something else she stole.
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[[folder:Music]]
* In ''Film/{{Help}}!'', George Harrison is seen sneaking various items into his pockets as the Fab Four see the local jeweler.
* The Exodus song "Force Of Habit" is about someone fitting this trope.
* Music/TheRollingStones have an album named ''Music/StickyFingers''.
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* The Kender from the ''Literature/{{Dragonlance}} TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' setting are convinced that they're only borrowing interesting things in good faith, and will certainly return them. Except they often wander off and forget the whole thing... but they're utterly convinced that they're not doing anything wrong. In fact, accuse a kender of being a thief and he will protest at length. Kender always have dozens of pockets in which they keep their various pilfered goods. As a gameplay mechanic, a Kender can check their pockets to try and find an item of trivial value that they have stolen without remembering.
* ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'' has the Blood Ravens, who are also known as the Blood Magpies due to their tradition of grabbing ANYTHING that might possibly be a clue to their lost history, a useful weapon, bling or for the heck of it.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* You! Yes, you, in countless video games, especially RolePlayingGames. Pretty much anything that's not part of the background is potentially yours. Affects moral alignment in games that have such.
* ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog'' has Rouge the Bat.
* Marisa Kirisame in ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}'' [[InsaneTrollLogic figures]] that since a human lifespan is so much shorter than a Youkai's, she can "borrow" whatever she wants, and they can have it back after she's dead.
** She's also working on an elixir of immortality, so...
* The thief units in ''Franchise/{{Disgaea}}'' are given this characterisation as the page quote shows.
* ''VideoGame/TheSims 3'': You can give your Sims the "Kleptomanic" trait. It lets you swipe three items per day. However, the item your Sim steals is random.
* Spies in ''VideoGame/TheSimsMedieval'' can steal from other Sims as well as from the messenger posts. Because of this, spies can get more money more easily than almost any other profession.
* Jean Armstrong in ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney: Trials and Tribulations''.
* Shir Gold from ''VideoGame/PhantasyStarII'' has a random chance of stealing from every armory, armor shop, or item shop you enter with her in the party.
* Garrett of ''VideoGame/{{Thief}}'' usually gives "the rent is due" as an excuse for his thieving, or has some other objective he needs to accomplish. However, it is clear from his actions and dialogue that he really enjoys theft and is, at least partially, DoingItForTheArt. For example, when a museum in ''Deadly Shadows'' boasts that its security is impenetrable, Garrett takes it as a personal challenge.
* Billiken is a more aggressive version of this in ''VideoGame/DevilSurvivor2'' - he compulsively mugs other demons (or tamers) and has no qualms about killing. Once he depletes your wallet, he can hit you with the powerful ''Barrage Strike'' move.
* The twin ghosts at the Labyrinth of Amala in ''VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIIINocturne'', on the other hand, will take the nonviolent approach: they will offer you ASpotOfTea for a very low sum. The tea is drugged, and they will kick you and our demons back into the entrance of that Kalpa, after helping themselves to more of your money, of course.
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
* ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony'' has Applejack stealing random stuff, off-screen. Like trees, bicycles, and medical supplies.
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* Sam Starfall in ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' is good enough at pickpocketing that his sticky fingers become a problem when he tries to go honest.
* Thief in ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'', who steals from everyone (both via outright sleight of hand and contracts with legal mumbo jumbo) to [[spoiler: finance the search for a cure for his sick father]]. When this is done he still steals everything that's isn't both nailed down and on fire.
* The pixie Feiht in ''Webcomic/ChasingTheSunset'' regards anything shiny as there for the taking. (Spelling her name backwards gives you a clue to her personality.)
* "The Raccoon" from ''Webcomic/KiwiBlitz''. He steals "random crap" purely for thrills, and doesn't mind returning it when forced to do so. A later flashback shows that he literally has kleptomania.
* ''Webcomic/{{Megatokyo}}'': Meimi Sonoda and her daughter Yuki. They often only realize they have stolen something when on their way home. Their kleptomania is tied to [[ImpossibleThief their powers]]. Meimi is an expy of [[KaitouSaintTail Saint Tail]].
* Sette Frummagem from ''Webcomic/{{Unsounded}}''. Her dad is a head of the thieves' guild, so it's no surprise that she would become a pickpocket. What ''is'' a surprise is how ''good'' she is at it.
* Sidney Malik Of ''Webcomic/{{Widdershins}}'' is cursed with this. Walking though a crowd could result in a extra ten wallets with no effort from him. He isn't happy with the curse and it may have played a part in him being expelled.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* Hazard from the ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'' is a known kleptomaniac.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* Bender from ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''. Just as well he seems to have [[DoAnythingRobot near-infinite space in his chest]], though in one episode he goes on such an epic spree of kleptomania that he nearly fills it up.
-->'''Fry:''' Come on, Bender. I'm sure there's plenty of cool stuff to swipe.\\
'''Bender:''' I don't know, Fry. I feel like, for the first time in my life, I've stolen enough.\\
'''Fry:''' What?!? Snap out of it! ''([[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan slaps Bender]])''\\
'''Bender:''' Wow, thanks buddy. Don't know what came over me. ''(sing-song) Oh, I love stealin'. I love takin' things.''
* One of Zak's little friends from ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretSaturdays'' is a thief.
* Red X in ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' outright states that he steals for fun.
* The mysterious pickpocket in the ''ComicBook/{{Tintin}}'' episode "The Secret of the Unicorn" is revealed to be a kleptomaniac old man who doesn't see anything wrong with collecting wallets [[TheCollectorOfTheStrange (he doesn't even empty them out, just puts them on a shelf in alphabetical order)]].
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/GoofTroop'', Pete accidentally turns Goofy into one using hypnosis.
* Peep on ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'', to compliment his father's [[HonestJohnsDealership dealership]].
* ''WesternAnimation/SonicUnderground'':
** Sonic's brother Manic has this problem. It stems from his upbringing as a thief's adopted son.
** Said adoptive father might also count, given the first thing we see him do is steal Manic as a DoorstopBaby (left on someone else's doorstep).
* Mr. Krabs in ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''. One episode had an amusement park hosting a "Free Day" where everything in the park was free. Mr. Krabs took this to mean ''everything'', including streetlight lightbulbs and [[spoiler:''the egg of the star attraction.'']]
* Homer Simpson from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' has been known to steal beer mugs from Moe's, office supplies (including computers) from work and especially just about anything from Ned Flanders. One episode had him get a job at a Wal-mart parody only to find out every employee has a shock collar on their neck. When his coworkers told him they all knew how to disable the collars and steal everything that's not nailed down, they asked him not to judge them. Homer not only doesn't judge them but he steals an entire cart of [=TVs=] right then and there.
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* Magpies.
* One of the unfortunate tendencies of King [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farouk_of_Egypt Farouk of Egypt]] was his habit of stealing from his hosts. He famously stole a pocket watch from the [[UsefulNotes/TheMenOfDowningStreet British Prime Minister]] (nobody's quite clear whether it was UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill, UsefulNotes/NevilleChamberlain, or UsefulNotes/ClementAttlee), and filched a sword from the his brother-in-law, the Shah of Iran. He thus obtained the unenviable nickname, "The Thief of Cairo." He was overthrown in 1952.
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->By the way, here's your wallet back. I've already memorized your credit card numbers and photocopied your driving licence.
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