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->'''Noel''': Miss Kokonoe, what were you going to do with Mr. [[ChickMagnet Ragna the Bloodedge]] [[DudeShesLikeInAComa after you had put him to sleep]]?\\
'''[[SirSwearsALot Kokonoe]]''': Well, no reason not to tell you. First, I intended to take his [INFERNO DIVIDER!] and put it in a [CARNAGE SCISSORS!] Maybe with a little [GAUNTLET HADES!] too? Heh, my goodness, I can only imagine what his [HELL'S FANG!] will [DEATH SPIKE!]
-->-- ''VideoGame/BlazBlueContinuumShift''

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When a [[Videogame/EverQuest [DING!]]] character's [BOING!] words, usually [[BlackAdder [BAAA!]]] expletives, are [BOOM!] drowned out by a [ZAP!] artificial ''BEEEEP'', or, more [[Literature/{{Animorphs}} [TSEEEEER!]]] creatively, by a [BONG!] sound effect (e.g. a [HONK!] car horn or a [[StockScream [AAAIIEEE!]]] scream). Usually the [BEEEEEP!] words are [TWEET!] completely drowned out, but [[VideoGame/{{Eversion}} [SCREEE-BOOM!]]] sometimes the first [BLAM!] syllable is [[ThatPoorCat [MREEEEEEOOOW!]]] audible before the [MOOOOO!] sound effect [[CurseCutShort fu-]][[VideoGame/{{HalfLife2}} [SLAM!]]] kicks in.

Normally used when a character is going to say something rude in a programme where the FCC (or other {{Media Watchdog}}s) will leap on it. It's the audio equivalent of SceneryCensor.

Strangely enough, the bleep effect often makes the joke funnier than if the swear word had actually been used (thus forming the premise of CensoredForComedy comedy). This is particularly true when it's used to cover up a ClusterFBomb. This is likely because profanity is often a mundane occurrence in real-life conversation, whereas loud incongruous bleeps are not. Unfortunately, it can have [[{{Narm}} the same effect on scenes that are supposed to be serious]].

Sometimes used in the service of TheUnreveal, or to [[CurseCutShort Cut a Curse Short]].

In television, typically a 1kHz sine wave.

Compare with SymbolSwearing, NarrativeProfanityFilter, and TWordEuphemism. Contrast with SevenMinuteLull, or PlotBasedVoiceCancellation. Also compare to GagCensor, which is the visual equivalent.



[[folder:[TU-WHIT!] Anime and [TU-WHO!] Manga]]
* So far Berlitz's given name in ''PokemonSpecial'' has always been obscured with someone's speech bubble, more than likely ''her own'' as she ''shouts something'' right as her name is said.
** It was revealed recently. it's [[spoiler:Platinum.]]
* In the Creator/AdultSwim broadcast of ''SamuraiChamploo'', some of Mugen's profanity was bleeped with scratching sound effects in accordance with the show's hip-hop tone.
** As was the time Jin called a minor noble "an unimportant piece of ''[scratching]''". This was in fact the first thing censored in the series.
* Spoofed mercilessly in a ''Manga/ThePrinceOfTennis'' OAV, set in an AlternateUniverse where the heroes play beach volleyball instead of tennis. When [[TheSmartGuy Inui]] figures out what's going on, he tries to tell the others but '''reality itself''' bleeps him every time he says the word "tennis". At one point, Ryoma says "What are you going on about? I don't understand all those beeps."
* Overused in ''Kodomo no Jikan'' to the point where it sounds like Rin has learned to speak in bird chirps.
* TheUnReveal variety is used in ''Anime/CodeGeass'' to prevent the viewers from learning C.C.'s real name. In something of a subversion, the sound effect is actually reasonable - the sound of water dripping off the ceiling of the cave she and Lelouch are in.
** Then what about the shot where the water ISN'T dripping, and Lelouch says her name again? In the dub, that was pulled off with a mute, but FridgeLogic dictates that at that point, TheUnReveal is just getting pretentious.
** Before C.C.'s true origins were revealed later in the series, some people believed that the sound actually ''was'' her real name. The concept of the Geass originated in Celtic mythology, where it was typically placed on mortals by members of TheFairFolk. Since these are often a type of nature spirit, it actually makes a bit of sense for a fairy's true name to be a natural sound like that of a water droplet falling on stone.
* After LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya blackmailed the computer club president with contrived photos of him sexually abusing Mikuru, the club president protests that all clubmembers are witnesses of the blackmailing, to which Haruhi counters:
--> '''Haruhi:''' "Then I'll tell everyone at school that all you geeks ganged up on her and f[[spoiler:uck]]ed her!"
** Also, the name of the computer club president was bleeped out with Shamisen (the cat) making noises.
* A sex scene near the end of the original Manga/LupinIII manga series had various words bleeped out. The scene was interrupted by a fan letter saying, "What the bleep is up with all the bleeps?", with a similarly censored reply.
* In ''LuckyStar'', the discussion between Konata and her dad about ''[[Franchise/{{Gundam}} Gund*ms]]'' is filled with these. Soujirou's monologue uses this even on non ''Gund*m'' words.
** Everytime something copyrighted comes up in LuckyStar, that isn't owned by the anime company, is bleeped out.
* In ''Anime/FullMetalPanicFumoffu'', the swear words in Sousuke's hilarious DrillSergeantNasty rugby training routine are bleeped with what sound like sped-up loon calls. It's a complete ''non sequitur'', but it made the scene that much funnier.
* In ''Manga/HayateTheCombatButler'', there's one scene where Nagi realizes she's alone with Hayate in her bedroom and thinks, "What if he does '''''BLEEP''''' and '''''BLEEP''''' and ... no! Anything but '''''BLEEP'''''!" (Of course, he doesn't do anything inappropriate, which irks her.) Also, instead of a visual for what she was imagining, the artist substituted a scene of a cruise ship: "Due to content restrictions, this footage has been replaced."
* In the preview for the next episode at the end of one of an episode of ''ToLoveRu'', Lala wonders why Rito is training his body, then excitedly comes to the conclusion that he 'wants to *beep* with me!'.
** An episode of the ShowWithinAShow ''Magical Kyoko'' in the manga portrayed Kyoko telling a fellow that in thanks for something nice he'd done, she'd "have XXX with you!" (He responded in shock, "Is that alright? [[BreakingTheFourthWall This is a kid's show!"]])
* The Creator/AdultSwim broadcast of ''Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex: Second Gig'' has one in the first episode when Bato says "Thank to you and all you [BEEP] we're this close to being put out of commission." It ''definitely'' [[{{Narm}} makes the scene a lot funnier]] especially since I can't think of any other time the dub had bad enough language to need it.
** Note however in the episode ''Nuclear Power'', they air Bato saying ''"shit"'' unbleeped.
* In an episode of ''Manga/AxisPowersHetalia'', the [[MoeAnthropomorphism Roman Empire]] is chatting with Germany:
-->"Huh!? You've never even *CHUU* before?? Not even a little *MEEEEP* on the beach!?....are you a saint?
** France gets this in an episode of ''World Series'', when describing to Italy what "intercourse" is. Certain words are censored with *oh*, *WOW* (in a feminine voice), and another *WOW* (with a much deeper voice), before ending the speech with one long *BEEEEEEEEP*.
** America also demonstrates this trope in an early strip/episode. During a meeting, he is talking while eating a hamburger. It's subverted in that he's not saying anything perverse, but his speech is still muttered by his chewing.
* In ''Manga/BGataHKei'', ''anything'' related to sex (the word sex itself, condoms, virginity, etc.) gets censored out by chirping birds. Considering the [[FanService kind of show this is]], you're gonna be hearing those birdies ''a lot''.
* In ''Manga/{{Mitsudomoe}}'', Mitsuba gets called an [OINK] pig.
* In the [DARLING!] dub outtakes for the [DARLING!] ''Anime/UruseiYatsura'' movies, [DARLING!] profanity gets [DARLING!] censored by a [DARLING!] soundbite of Lum yelling, "''[[{{Catchphrase}} DARLING!]]''" A different [DARLING!] soundbite of the same [DARLING!] yell is used for [DARLING!] censorship purposes in the [DARLING!] outtakes for ''Remember My Love''.

[[folder:[CRUNCH!] Commercials]]
* A radio spot for Hewlett-Packard which revolved around a parody of [[ForInconveniencePressOne automated call centers]] featured this trope: "Your call is very important to us. If you believe this, please stay on the line, or press 1 if you think we don't give a *beep*"
* Played with during an Aflac commercial that takes place on a construction site. Every time the duck mascot tried to give the company's name, he was invariably drowned out by a jackhammer, a truck horn, etc.
* There was a commercial for Knorr instant dinners where the word frozen is bleeped out so it sound like they are dropping the f-bomb a lot for no reason. And then the announcer says "''Frozen'' doesn't have to be a bad word."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI3Y1auTFpU This beer commercial]] features a "swear jar" encouraging the use of profanity, getting out of hand to such an extent that you can almost only hear bleeping in one speech at the end.
* A 2008 Macintosh commercial has PC explaining that Microsoft is no longer using the term "Vista", and pressing a BigRedButton to attempt to bleep Mac whenever he says the word, with little success.
* The commercials for "Powermat" has the sound that the Powermat makes when it starts charging something to censor the actors' cursing.
** They actually double the use of this trope in that the actors are saying "beep" instead of cursing.
* This 90s [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvDlfJ2KBjw commercial]] for Designer Imposters, with Creator/AliLarter. "[[FetishFuel And spray it on your *beep*.]]"
* Rockwell tools shows a guy complaining because he can't use his [beep sound effect] tool (from some other company). The white-coated scientist comes in and says, "At Rockwell, we have a whole department so you don't end up with bleeping tools you can't use."

[[folder:Fan [POW!] Fiction]]
* In ''FanFic/KyonBigDamnHero'' Fujiwara is interrupted this by a car horn [[CurseCutShort when calling Tachibana a bi-[=[HONK]=]]].
* The "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pqmB4sKKl4 Fluttery Tate]]" short of ''WebVideo/PoniesTheAnthology II'' uses Fluttershy's soft "Yay" from the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' episode "Sonic Rainboom.''
* Used, [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] and PlayedForLaughs in the Harry Potter/Naruto crossover ''Fanfic/UzumakiHarry'' by Shadow Chrystal Mage.

[[folder:[BA-LUMPH!] Film]]
* During Dr. Evil's cover of ''Hard Knock Life'' in ''AustinPowers in Goldmember'', a long string of profanity is silenced out, leaving only,"'till then, I'll j---- on my.....butt.....her brains out......uncalled and splooge in your a-----, that's all!". It should also be noted that the soundtrack CD version censors out the words a bit more, so that the silences make the line even less audible.
* A number of times in the ''Film/JamesBond'' movie ''Film/LiveAndLetDie''.
* The stage play ''The Front Page'' ends with the line, "The son-of-a-bitch stole my watch!" The 1931 film version used the line, but punctuated with a precisely timed pounding of Adolphe Menjou's fist on a typewriter.
* At the end of the classic spaghetti-western ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'', where Tuco's shout of "You know what you are?! Just a dirty son of a...!" cuts the last word by playing the movie's trademark prairie-dog howl, and transitioning from that into the main theme to accompany the "The End" sequence.
* In ''Film/WaynesWorld'', Wayne and Garth get into an argument outside the airport. Eventually Garth snaps and says to Wayne:
-->'''Garth''': You know what you can do with your show? You can take a [long sound of an airplane landing, drowning out Garth's voice, interspersed with Wayne's horrified reaction shot; no kidding, it actually takes this long] until the handle breaks off and you have to find a doctor to pull it out again!
-->'''Wayne'': Kiss your mother with that mouth? You've gone mental!
* Played with in ''Film/BlazingSaddles'', where Gabby's repeated attempts to yell that the new sheriff is a "ni-" are canceled out by the church bell ringing.
** The TV version of the film does this with all swears. For example, when the townsfolk are singing early in the film, the ending of the line "Our town is turning into shit" is replaced with a fart-like false chord on the church organ.
* Used to humorous effect in ''Film/RoboCop1987'', where a man holding up a convenience store with a machine gun unloads on Robocop, clearly swearing for all he's worth, but his own gunfire drowns him out. (The edited-for-TV version, in a change that goes past "irksome" and into "mind-boggling," dubs in the criminal repeating "Why me?" over and over, ruining the gag.)
** At the end of ''Film/{{Robocop 2014}}'', talk show host Pat Novak vents his anger at Dr Norton blowing the whistle on the events of the movie and starts delivering the signature Samuel L. Jackson MF-Word, which are simultaneously bleeped out by the studio.
* Used to maintain a PG rating in ''Smokey and the Bandit''. Sheriff Buford T. Justice being stopped by a state trooper who looks at his dilapidated police cruiser (result of many incompetent encounters with other police or road objects):
--> '''State Trooper:''' Look, you can't drive this piece of shit on a public highway.\\
'''Sheriff Buford T. Justice''' I'll thank you not to use that sort of language in my presence.\\
'''State Trooper:''' Oh, I'm sorry. (large semi truck is approaching)\\
'''Sheriff Buford T. Justice''' Apology accepted, now (semi truck sounds horn as Buford mouths the words:) [[HypocriticalHumor Fuck off.]]
* In Creator/JohnWaters' film ''Film/{{Cry Baby}}'', there's a scene that calls for three uses of the word "fuck". However, in order to get a PG-13 rating at the time, the last "fuck" was actually bleeped out in theaters.
* Played straight in ''ShesTheMan''.
--> '''Justin''': I just don't want see you get hurt.
--> '''Viola''': Aww. You are so full of--''[coach's whistle blows]''
* Used in ''[[Film/OceansEleven Ocean's 12]]'' when Basher (the explosives expert, now a rapper) is arguing with the sound guy that his song is completely obscured in bleeps, while their own ClusterFBomb is being covered by a phone. "Where the ''riiing'' is that ''riiing''ing phone?!"
** Made even more hilarious by one final ring ''after'' Basher's already answered the phone. "Oh, ''riiing''..."
* At the end of the original ''Film/{{Jaws}}''
--> "Smile, you son of a-" ''(gunshot)''
* Right at the beginning of ''{{Shrek}}'', when the title character finishes reading the story. "Like that's ever going to happen. What a load of--" *toilet flush*
** Done in ''Shrek the Third'' as well. Upon being told that Fiona is pregnant, Puss tells Shrek that he's f-*Foghorn Going Off*.
* ''Film/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory'': When Grandpa George learns that Mike Teavee, finder of the fourth Golden Ticket, doesn't like chocolate (he took the trouble that he did to track down the ticket simply to show off his tech-savviness, not because he wanted to visit a ''chocolate factory''), he goes on a furious rant. Charlie's mother promptly covers the boy's ears before he -- and the audience -- can hear the worst of it...
* Used in ''Disney/MeetTheRobinsons'', with Spike and Dimitri.
-->"Well you can go and shove that doorbell right up your!" *Door shuts*
* In ''Film/PhantomOfTheParadise'', an offhand "fuck" during Philbin's conversation with Swan is interrupted by a burst of feedback from a nearby microphone.
* In the 1967 ''The President's Analyst'', peace-loving psychiatrist Sidney Schaefer ends up blasting away at bad guy minions with a machine gun (and growing to enjoy it). He bursts through a cloud of grenade smoke shouting "Take that, you hostile son-of-a-*RATATATATATATAT*!"
* Done straight in ''Fat Pizza'', considering the movie itself is a crapload of ClusterFBomb, this makes it hilarious.
* The TV edit of ''Film/DemolitionMan'' uses this trick to clever effect: In a future where all swearing is met with a buzzer and a small fine, it compromises by bleeping out anything above a PG rating early. Unfortunately, there are still a few scenes where due to [[TheyJustDidntCare sloppy editing]], it seems to go off for no reason at all.
* In the film adaptation of ''Film/TheSpiderwickChronicles'', the main characters set a trap for the goblins chasing them using tomato juice in an oven, which is like sulfuric acid to goblins. As the goblin leader walks into the room, he notices the trap and screams "OH SHI-" and is promptly cut off by the sound of the oven blowing up, vaporizing the goblins.
* As the page cut shows, the theatrical edit of ''Film/LiveFreeOrDieHard'' does it to John [=McClane's=] CatchPhrase, as he [[spoiler:shoots ''through his own shoulder'' to kill the film's villain]]. The unrated version restores the full word.
* In the 1971 G-Rated ''Film/TheAndromedaStrain'', Dr. Leavitt tells team leader Dr. Stone that she is not happy about the disinfecting protocols being used on them, when she now has to be subjected to a device that is going to do an invasive inspection on them:
-->I have been barboiled, x-rayed and xenon flashed, I'm telling you, Stone, you can take your Body Analyser and shove it up your... [the door closes on her at this point with a "schloop" and a "thump" closed.]
* In [[Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld the Film adaptation]] of ''ScottPilgrim'', the often-disgruntled Julie Powers swears freely in the coffee shop scene. The bleeps this time are strange, glitchy 8-bit sound effects, and a censor bar covers her mouth. After repeated instances, [[LampshadeHanging Scott finally asks how she's making those sound effects with her mouth]], making Julie's language much like Spongebob's "Sailor Swears".
** Later on in the movie, after Todd is killed, Julie says to Envy "For the record, I am so pissed off for you right now", in which Envy replies to her "Shut the *glitchy beep sound* up Julie".
** Another, more subtle, example is when Stephen Stills tells Scott he doesn't want his problems with Ramona to "cock-block the rock". The offending part is drowned out by feedback from the bass amp. Strangely, the certification board didn't have a problem with the line "you cocky cock!"
*** According to Edgar Wright, it was either keep Julie's swears, or cut "you cocky cock."
* The movie ''Film/{{Kuffs}}'' both uses and subverts this trope in the same scene, when Kuffs' dispatch radio overrides every swear word in a conversation between him and his police chaperon until the end, where he very clearly enunciates the [[PrecisionFStrike F Bomb]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12dEvNOMvmo here]].
* The movie ToSirWithLove features a scene where Barbara Pegg (played by Lulu) calls a classmate a "son of a bitch." It's drowned out by a train going by, but you can clearly see her mouth it.
* In the film adaptation of ''Film/TheCatInTheHat'', The Cat (as a chef) [[spoiler:starts arguing with the host over his new invention, The "Cupcake-inator". He then threatens the host to end him, and ends up cutting his own tail. Sally warns the chef that he cut his tail off, who shouts out "SON OF A B-" before a long bleep is heard and the [[EmergencyBroadcast broadcast is terminated]]]].
* In ''{{Rango}}'', Rango(not known as that at the time) blows a toad's cover from a hawk while running away. As the toad is being swept away, the scene ends with the toad shouting “SON OF A—” but then the eagle's loud ~ CAW! ~ is heard.
* In ''Film/SuckerPunch'' when Blondie attacks the dragon: "Take that, you ugly motherf- *machine gun blast*
* In ''Film/TheATeam'' movie on two occasions we have the lines "Alpha, Mike, Foxtrot! Adios Mother F- *explosion*
* Various construction noises during Pigvomit's tirade over the closing credits of ''Film/PrivateParts''.
* ''Film/TheLastStarfighter'': Upon Alex finding out that he is, indeed, the only Starfighter remaining to take on the Ko-Dan Armada, what is surely a [[ClusterFBomb truly spectacular string of profanity]] is conveniently drowned out by the engine noise from his and Grig's Gunstar taking off.
* The makers of the film adaptation of Creator/JamesJoyce's ''Literature/{{Ulysses}}'' deliberately did this when the BBFC requested that portions of Molly's final soliloquy be cut. The result so annoyed the BBFC that they just passed it uncut with an X rating.

[[folder:[KABLOOIE!] Literature]]
* In ''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban'', Lee Jordan calls a player on the opposing team a "filthy, cheating bastard", but in print only the "b" part is heard, as Professor [=McGonagall's=] own shouting at the player drowns it out. For once she didn't pay attention to Jordan's language (or favoritism, or any other [[AccidentalInnuendo junk Jordan pulls regularly]] while commentating).
** Used oddly in ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets Chamber of Secrets]]''. The teachers are patrolling the corridors at night due to the monster attacks, but Team Harry has to sneak out to do something so they drape Harry's InvisibilityCloak over themselves. As they pass Snape, Ron stubs his toe and swears. Luckily, Snape sneezes at the same time. Given the context, it's likely the word that was covered up was "shit".
* In the ''Literature/ArtemisFowl'' series, particularly the eighth book, ''The Last Guardian'', "bleep" itself seems to be an actual Gnommish profanity. At least one character shouts "What the bleep?!" in confusion.
* In the ''Literature/{{Xanth}}'' series novel ''Yon Ill Wind'', The Adult Conspiracy magically censors swearwords so that children will not hear them. If children do swear, the word is bleeped.
* ''Literature/ToughMagic'' has outtakes in the back of the books, one of which has the [[AuthorAvatar Author's]] attempt to curse beeped out.

[[folder:Live Action [CHOP!] TV]]
* In the ''[[Series/SquareOneTV Mathnet]]'' case "The Case of the Parking Meter Massacre", George Frankly asks a witness, Fred Furd, what kind of guy George Steinbrenner is. He answers, "Aw, George is a...", and the honking of cars drown out what he was saying. George Frankly stops smiling and says, "I heard that about him," while Kate just looks shocked at what she just heard.
* ''[[Series/TheJerrySpringerShow Jerry Springer]]''.
* ''My Dad's the Prime Minister'' did this once.
* ''Series/ThirdWatch'' used siren bleeps from passing police and rescue vehicles to blot out a character's uttering of curse words.
* Used frequently in the show ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'', sometimes jokingly.
* The ''Series/MythBusters'' are often censored with animal noises ([[GagCensor complete with cartoon animals blocking the speaker's mouth]]) when describing especially dangerous or illegal procedures. Indeed, you ''will'' get a violent reaction if you "[[LampshadeHanging add donkey to rooster]]".
** When censoring short words or phrases, the Mythbusters also often use various sounds reminiscent of workshop accidents, like a crash, bang, clang, thud, etc. They're also not above using cartoony sound effects [[RuleOfFunny if it's funny that way]].
** Adam lampshaded this as well once -- after an actual minor curse which (in some airings) got bleeped out, Adam then said, "Holy bleeping bleepity bleep!"
** One episode had them testing a myth that swearing increases pain tolerance. To save money on the inevitable beeping, Adam constructed a helmet that obscured the wearer's mouth (since putting in anti-lip-reading graphics is more expensive than just adding a bleep to the audio track.) It was decorated with SymbolSwearing.
* ''[[Series/TheLateLateShow The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson]]'': On-air swearing is almost always bleeped with exclamations in varying languages, with the corresponding country's flag taking the place of pixellation, because it's a f[[[GratuitousItalian WASSACOMINAGO]]]ing good idea.
* ''Series/GhostAdventures'' members Zak, Nick, and Aaron tend to get quite colorful when things get extremely spooky or really, really tense.
* On ''Series/DeadliestCatch'' the profanities are blocked with ship noises (such as horns and the wind). Because you often see people talking from the side or behind, you aren't quite sure if they've cussed or if the ship actually blew its horn. However, during serious or emotional situations, they'll usually revert to the standard "bleep" sound effect.
* In ''Series/AmericanChopper'' and similar shows we often watch escalating situations between the protagonists which are more or less completely bleeped.
* In the "World War Three" episode of ''Series/DoctorWho'', a Slitheen utters the first syllable of a word meaning "testicles" before 10 Downing Street is trashed by a missile.
** In the mini-episode "The Last Day" a soldier is instructing another soldier in the use of his helmet POVCam, which will record everything that happens to him in case he's killed in action.
-->"There's a language filter, so it will cut any time you say--" ''(screen pixels out, then jump cuts to a later moment)''
* In an episode of ''Series/{{NCIS}}'' ("Bete Noire"), Kate has been taken hostage along with Ducky and Gerald. She makes an aspersion on the terrorist's parenthood. He asks her if she's got anything better to say. She repeats, adding an adjective that you can't say on American TV. As she says the adjective, the shot Gerald screams.
* One episode of ''Chef!'' had Gareth's particularly foul insult of Everton blanked out in this way, ending in "What are you?" and Everton had to repeat the insult back. It was funny.
* In the ''Series/{{Monk}}'' episode "Mr. Monk and the Daredevil," there is a scene where Randy is trying to listen to a detective while talking on his cell phone, but every time the detective is saying the most important part of the sentence, he is drowned out by the sound of a passing car.
* ''Series/TheITCrowd'' has one of these, when Jen delivers a ClusterFBomb to a visiting Japanese delegate who has stood on her foot with massive Doc Martens boots on; it's immediately revealed that the building is installed with a literal 'Profanity Buzzer' that comes in very handy in exactly this situation. Unfortunately, in a neat little subversion, the executive who managed to 'buzz' Jen out isn't quick enough to catch her boss Denholm, who tells her in no uncertain terms what he thinks of her actions before the executive can catch him.
** Another, when Jen claims she can learn computing skills, and asks Moss what he's doing. His explanation is replaced with static hiss, while Jen nods thoughtfully and replies "I see." Then she admits she's lying.
* Parodied in an episode of ''Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch'', when the witches are on an episode of ''Series/TheJerrySpringerShow''.
-->'''Hilda''': Oh, would everybody just- (bleep blocks her out)\\
'''Sabrina''':''(to Jerry)'' But she's not swearing!\\
'''Jerry''': I know, but this way it sounds like she is.
* ''Monster Garage'' censors the occasional curse with sounds of metal hitting metal. At one point Jesse made a speech to a slacker and it sounded like someone was dropping a truckful of monkey wrenches on a tin roof.
* ''Series/{{Rescue 911}}'': during their reenactments, sensitive information about the cases were covered up with phone ststic or other related sound effects.
* An episode of ''Series/LeaveItToBeaver'' entitled "Substitute Father" had Beaver get in trouble in school for swearing at a bully. The bad word is drowned out by the school bell ringing, but we can tell he swore anyways due to Miss Landers's shocked reaction.
* ''Series/TheXFiles'':
** Used to comic effect in episode "Jose Chungs' ''From Outer Space''", which features a police detective with a rather... blue vocabulary. However, his scenes are flashbacks that Scully is narrating to the titular Jose Chung, and as she isn't comfortable with the profanity, she 'bleep's him out -- so whenever he appears, his dialogue is peppered with frequent usage of the word 'bleep' which he himself says.
--->'''Detective Manners:''' Oh, you bet your blankety-blank bleep I am!
** Mulder and Scully get caught up with the cast of ''COPS'' while pursuing a "fear monster" in LA; of course, every obscenity was beeped. Even lampshaded by Mulder: "I don't think we're on live television, Scully, she just said [beep]."
** Mulder uses the phrase "No shit, Sherlock" on the phone to Scully, with the profanity covered up by phone static.
* ''Series/ProjectRunway'' try to do it ineffectively. For instance, in one ''Project Runway'' show from season two, a contestant crows a two-syllable F-word, and the buzz is hiding the "ing" part.
* ''Series/TopChef'', but they are careful to make it possible for its audience to recognize the dirty word.
* ''Series/TopChef Masters'' leaves in Ludo Lefebvre's several outbursts of "merde" and "merdeux".
* One scene that probably confused many a young viewer from ''Christmas Eve on SesameStreet'' took place when Oscar had cause to say to Big Bird, "You are, without a doubt, the stupidest [passing subway train suddenly makes his speech incomprehensible, this goes on for [[OverlyLongGag some time]]] bird I ever met."
* One very good example from ''Series/TheChasersWarOnEverything'' occurs during the infamous "Eulogy Song". Andrew Hansen calls various celebrities by increasingly harsh names and whatever he uses for Kerry Packer is covered up with an "Arooona!" sound effect. Quite probably, this is intentional, because it certainly makes the song funnier than if an actual piece of swearing had been used.
* In the Fox's ''The George Carlin Show'', the episode "George Speaks His Mind" is loaded with '''LOTS''' of these, each of them a PrecisionFStrike.
** George O'Grady, after dropping off his ex-wife Judy and her husband off, gets a passenger who tells George to go to the South Bronx, who happens to be an inspector for the city's cab companies. A driver cuts George off and...
--->'''George:''' Hey! Putz!
--->'''Other Driver:''' HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
--->'''George:''' I'm driving! What the hell are '''''YOU''''' doing?!
--->'''Other Driver:''' HEY, [BLEEP-BLEEP] YOU!
--->'''George:''' [BLEEP-BLEEP] YOU, TOO!
--->'''Other Driver:''' HEY, [BLEEP-BLEEP] TWICE!!
--->'''George:''' [BLEEP-BLEEP] '''... WITH A BROOMSTICK!!!'''
* An interesting variation occurs in ''Series/BlackBooks'', after Bernard is accidentally locked out of the shop by the new security door and Manny's unhelpful reaction prompt an invective-strewn rant; however, because the security door is soundproof and we're seeing it from Manny's perspective, we don't actually hear what Bernard is saying, only see him hysterically jumping up and down waving his arms about and shrieking what are clearly some very unflattering things about Manny in the process.
* ''Series/PushingDaisies'':
** In the episode "Circus, Circus", Ned tells Emerson that a secretary said a clown they're tracking was "A no good lowdown--" only to be interrupted by a loud flame thrower being shot across a scene by a circus performer. Once the flame clears, Emerson stares at his mild-mannered associate and remarks that "I've never heard you use ''those'' words before..." This episode also used a CurseCutShort, a similar trope.
** Then in the next episode, from a resurrected nun in a convent:
--->'''Sister Larue''': Are you [church bell bell rings] kidding me?
--->'''Ned''': Shh!
--->'''Sister Larue''': you shh! I've been putting up with silence for ten [church bell bell rings]--
--->'''Ned''': Can we just ask you a few questions?
--->'''Sister Larue''': I've got a question for you? Where's my white light? I knew the afterlife stuff was [church bell bell rings]! where's my [church bell bell rings] diamonds?
* On an episode of ''TheCosbyShow'' from the late '60s (where Cosby played high school gym teacher Chet Kincaid), one of his students constantly swore; his profanity was covered by the Road Runner's "Beep Beep" sound.
* The [[Series/TheColbertReport Colbert Report]] ChristmasSpecial featured Jon Stewart describing the "Jewish mistletoe tradition" with what added up to a ''forty-five second'' censor bleep. With hand gestures clearly visible throughout.
--->"...with a [[NoodleImplements lamb shank]]."
** For more, see, oh, ''any episode of Series/TheDailyShow''. For example:
-->(Extremely dodgy black slang from a proper news channel on President Obama)
--> Jon Stewart: "That was f[BLEEP]ed up."
* One edition of ''Series/DeadRingers'' featured 'Music/OzzyOsbourne' on [=QVC=] (a shopping channel) hawking a profanity buzzer which used a new sound effect each time.
** Which soon ran out of [BEEPS] and had to use a variety of other sounds (including wedding bells) before breaking. There was too much swearing to censor.
* One episode of ''Series/{{Titus}}'' had the titular character in jail, with his father laughing at him through the glass window. This particular cell had a switch on it that could cut off the sound. His dad had fun switching it off everytime Titus said a swear word.
* The ''Series/{{Friends}}'' episode [[IdiosyncraticEpisodeNaming The One Where Joey Dates Rachel]] has [[CloudCuckoolander Phoebe]] swearing vehemently at the top of her voice at a video game machine just as Ben, Ross's ten-year-old kid enters. But we don't hear anything - Beethoven's Ninth (!) plays over it.
* One episode of ''Series/{{Martin}}'' had a situation where Gina became popular on his radio show and became a D.J./announcer for a while. At the end of the episode, a man called the show and started to insult her. Martin was in the studio and grabbed the phone from Gina once he heard the man start to go off on her. This ended up with Martin's boss and co-host having to grab the control for the broadcast(they were live), carefully watching Martin's face and listening to his rant, pressing the 'bleep' button quite often as the credits started to roll.
* Done very nicely using static on the SubspaceAnsible in the final season episode 'The Dogs of War' on ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', when Quark is talking to the Grand Nagus. Words static-ed out include 'b*crackle*stard', 'f*scrrrk*ing' and 'sh*sqrk*ging'. Interestingly, the bleeped words were included in the subtitles, though the f-bomb was toned down to 'frigging'.
* In ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', Glory stomps her foot in anger in already damaged building, causing it to collapse mid-profanity.
* ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'':
** In the episode "The Pool Guy", Jerry points out that George won't like Elaine's newfound friendship with Susan, prompting Elaine to respond, "I don't really give a sh--", with her profanity cut off by her slamming of the bathroom door.
** In the episode in which Jerry is dating Miss Rhode Island, Kramer is singing the Miss America theme, and Jerry interrupts him: "Oh, shut the [BEEP!] up!" Seeing as they are riding in the back of a limousine, the noise was an actual car horn.
** "The Non-Fat Yogurt" used plenty of actual bleeps.
* In the ''Series/StargateSG1'' episode "Heroes, Part 1", Jack O'Neill did this after Senator Kinsey attempted to use a conversation with Jack being caught on camera for political ends. Jack first made absolutely certain that the camera crew were still filming him, then, "You smarmy, self-righteous, opportunistic ass--*intercom and siren*''Unscheduled off-world activation''. You're nothing but a l--''Repeat, unscheduled off-world activation.''" Judging by mouth movements, situation, character, Kinsey's expression, and the timing of the intercom's interruptions... the rest was very rude.
** In another episode, Sam Carter refuses to ask out another female staffer on Jonas Quinn's behalf, telling him, "You are such a chickensh-" before getting cut off by an alarm.
* The 1990's Australian police mini-series ''Phoenix'' got quite a few complaints over its use of foul language, so the sequel ''Phoenix 2'' often masked offending words with various background noises such as passing cars.
* In ''Father Goose'', Walter is about to call Frank "a silly English son of a-" when the last word is cut off by the sound of a boat "accidentally" hitting another boat.
* In the pilot of ''Series/TheWestWing'' Mandy is driving aggressively while talking on her cellphone. When she runs a red light, a passing car honks and cuts off her swearing.
* During a scene of the ''Series/{{Andromeda}}'' episode "The Warmth of an Invisible Light" where there are mortars falling on them as Dylan, Rommie, and Beka are walking down a hall, Dylan promises the Beka from an alternate reality that if she helps him, she can have his ship. When she asks (not knowing he's talking about one of the most powerful ships in the Universe) "What do I want with some old tug from Starship Habitats?", to which Rommie says "'Old tug' my a..." *mortar explosion*.
* ''Series/TheMiddleman'' not only bleeps out what would be actual swearing instead of GoshDangItToHeck, but {{Censor Box}}es their mouths as well.
* For the ultimate version of this trope, courtesy of ''Series/TheTwoRonnies'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZK_w1bUpYA see here]].
* Three characters on ''Series/That70sShow'' had their moment when they flipped out and started yelling profanities, always bleeped out: Red has his in season 1 when he told Hyde to move in with the Formans, Kitty in season 5 when she learned Eric was about to move out, and once again in season 7 at the car show when Red paid no attention to her (this moment however was brief and the only profanity was masked by a honk instead of a bleep), and Bob in season 8 when he finally told off Red after "all those years cutting [him] down, calling [him] dumbass" (but apologized immediately after).
* A ''Series/CornerGas'' episode has a large rant by Lacy (the least likely character to do so) blocked out by the camera cutting to a very loud passing train, and ends with her putting $20 in the swear jar.
** In the episode "Face Off," Wanda is announcing at a hockey game and exclaims, "The Dogs score! Holy sh--" Then she accidentally hits the buzzer.
* Jerri's "Packing a Musket" poem on ''Series/StrangersWithCandy'': "When I straddle and squat/To show you my --" (*bell rings*) Of course, you can still clearly ''see'' her say it, and it's also worth noting that what we ''do'' hear of the poem is undeniably filthy -- it just doesn't contain any actual swearwords.
* The Travel Channel show ''Madventures'' features two insane Finns hitchhiking around the globe into insane situations. Their SFXB is rather low-pitched, so it sounds like the host is saying ''[[JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac "FOOK!"]]''.
* The premiere of ''The Creator/JeffDunham Show'' has the following line from Bubba J. when a Jew is on the firing range:
--> "Happy Hanukkah, mother-*gunshot*"
* ''Foul Ups, Bleeps, and Blunders'' had a segment that used the bleep sound to hilarious effect on a "Question of the Day" where a certain question was asked to random passers by. When one of the presenters (usually Steve Lawrence) says the question the first time, part of it (the main topic of the question) is bleeped out, leaving the audience to wonder what it is and end up laughing at the answers given, before the whole question is eventually revealed by Lawrence, with his co-host Don Rickles sometimes adding sarcastic remarks beginning with "If you were thinking something else..." (for instance: "How often do married couples ?" (one answer involved getting on a motorcycle). The bleeped word was "argue")
* Survivor has occurrence of contestants swearing. Tribal camp sound effects are used over.
* Every week [[Series/LateNightShow Jimmy Kimmel]] presents a video of [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "Unnecessary Censorship"]], with quite some funny results, for example, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6yn2Cd4WtA here]].
** Another skit has GaryOldman plugging [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIaWo-BlBjs Actors Against Acting Athletes]].
-->"And just as I, Gary Oldman, would never join an NBA team just because I'm famous, I Gary Oldman would very much appreciate it if professional basketball players would [[SuddenlyShouting STAY THE [BLEEP] OUT OF MOVIES!]]"
* Done with the charcter of Vince in ''{{Mongrels}}'' who can't get through a sentence without at least three bleeps. Another example of the "bleeps" making it funnier.
* ''Series/HotInCleveland'': As Melanie confronts her ex at the airport, a hapless flier has to keep passing back and forth through a beeping metal detector in time to her profanity. For ironic effect, the rest of the episode thoroughly establishes Melanie as preferring the UnusualEuphemism to actual profanity.
* There are two episodes of ''Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody'' wherein a loud noise prevents the audience from hearing Zack and/or Cody being cussed out. The first is sound of a bus horn while Zack's miniature golf date Ella cusses him out for being a poor sport. The second is when the ship's horn drowns out the sound of Carey cussing the boys out for shanghaiing her into doing practically ''every bit of entertainment on the ship''.
** [[Creator/SamuelLJackson And]] [[ButtMonkey Mr. Moseby]] [[ShoutOut has]] ''had it'' with these [*SHIP'S HORN*] [[SnakesOnAPlane snakes]] on the [*SHIP'S HORN*] boat!
* In one episode of ''Series/CleanHouse'' when Niecy asks the homeowner what her family thinks of the junk on her dining room table. She's promptly sound effect bleeped. The sound effects range from a car horn to a game show buzzer. Niecy immediately afterwards remarks how she "likes how you said that with a smile."
* In the Swedish version of ''Series/ComeDineWithMe'', the narrator asked one of the guests to tell a dirty story -- but asked her to remember that it was a family program. She delivered:
-->'''Guest:''' Well, there were two ''[BEEEEP]'' sitting at a ''[BEEP]'', and one of them said ''[BEEEEEP]'', and then the other one sniffed and said "That's funny, I just thought I smelled ''[BEEEEEP]''.
-->'''Narrator:''' ...Well! And you at home, you should be happy you didn't hear that. It would have put you off your appetite.
** Later, when she tells the joke to the other guests, the camera cuts away for several seconds until it returns.
* In the episodes of ''Series/WillAndGrace'' that had Sandra Bernhard as a guest star, her cursing was continually overlapped with other noises (workmen drilling, someone making blender drinks...)
* ''Series/DadsArmy''. In "The Two and a Half Feathers", Arthur Lowe plays a foul-mouthed sergeant in the Sudan War, with his swearing censored by disgusting fart-like sounds.
* When ''Series/{{Restrepo}}'', a documentary about a small band of soldiers holding a tiny outpost in Afghanistan, was shown on the National Geographic Channel the language was bleeped only on the closed captions (a few slipped in).
* ''Beadle's About'' was a popular hidden camera prank show on British TV during the 1990s. Any swearing on the show would be replaced with bleeping, and the offender's mouth covered with a cartoon SpeechBubble reading "Bleep" or "Oops." Its presenter Jeremy Beadle admitted that this was done [[ManipulativeEditing even when someone ''wasn't'' swearing]], just to make it funnier for the viewer.
* After one of Super Dave Osborne's daredevil stunts inevitably went horribly wrong, e.g. his car being dumped into a crusher with him still in it, he often threw in a comment along the lines of:
--> '''Super Dave:''' By the way, if anyone ever wanted me to kiss my *bleep*, I just did.
--> (beat)
--> '''Super Dave:''' I hope they didn't bleep that. There's nothing wrong with kissing your elbow.
* In the ''AccordingToJim'' episode "Bad Word", Gracie learns a swear from Jim which is censored with various noises whenever mentioned.
* Subverted in the ''Series/{{Suburgatory}}'' episode "Thanksgiving":
--> '''Tessa and Dallas:''' That son of a...
--> (car horn as both pause)
--> '''Both:''' BITCH!
* Used extensively in both ''Series/TheOfficeUS'' and ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'', the latter of which uses it to allow for its liberal dropping of the F-bomb.
* ''Series/TheDayToday:''
** One episode featured an interview with Fur-Q, a pretty spot on spoof of Gangsta Rap and how it is (or at least was) covered on mainstream TV. For the majority of the song, the only word censored is mother[trumpet stab], despite bitch and cock (which are used extensively) remaining. The final verse is just a long stream of swear words, only some of which are bleeped out.
** Another episode has an interview with a Tory MP, which takes place while [[TheTroubles The IRA]] are carrying out a series of bombings across London. The MP, enraged by the IRA's behaviour, swears several times during the interview, but each time he does, he's drowned out by the sound of another bomb going off.
* ''Series/GakiNoTsukaiYaArahende'' usually will censor stuff in certain ways with specific sound effects. For example, during the "meetings" in the No Laughing 24 Hour shows, celebrity names are often censored with a gunshot when discussing a potentially embarrassing situation, while references to penises (usually the use of the chinko machine, among other things) is done via a electronic jingle.
* On ''Series/{{Maury}}'', this happens often. It can become disconcerting when someone cusses inaudibly but is still beeped, causing random beeps during what seems like cuss-free conversation.
* [[DontTrustTheBInApartment23 "I'm not perfect, I'm no snitch/ But I can tell you, she's a (''door buzzer sounds'')!"]]
* Used hilariously in an episode of ''Series/{{Cinematech}}: Nocturnal Emissions'' to censor the [[ClusterBleepBomb swear-laden dialog]] in the first ''SaintsRow'' video game.
* After Simon Horton dumps Geraldine in ''Series/TheVicarOfDibley'', she blows her stack at a parish council meeting and cusses out everyone present. Most of it is drowned out by a jackhammer from a construction crew outside, though you can pretty easily tell what she said by lip-reading.
* ''VideoGame/BattlestarGalacticaBloodAndChrome'': "Frak" still gets a free pass, but any "normal" oaths get concealed by convenient locker slams, spanner drops...
* ''Series/SpittingImage''. In the "Last Night at the Yobs" skit, clashing cymbals are used to (not quite) obscure the F-word in the British louts unique version of "Land of Hope and Glory".
* This has happened twice on, of all shows, ''Series/WheelOfFortune'':
** Sometime in 1988 or 1989, a contestant was making random gibberish guesses when trying to solve the BonusRound puzzle. One of their guesses was apparently (and unintentionally) a little off-color, so it was censored with a "cuckoo" sound borrowed from ''Series/{{Pyramid}}''.
** On a January 2013 episode, a contestant uttered "Oh, crap, I forgot!" after being told that Round 3 was a Prize Puzzle (meaning that she would win a bonus prize for solving the puzzle). The producers censored the word "crap" with the buzzer that sounds whenever a wrong letter is called.
* ''Series/FatherTed'' used this not to censor foul language, but to prevent the audience from learning Mrs. Doyle's first name.
* A rare example of a nonprofanity sound effect discretion edit: mere days after John Hinckley Jr. shot Ronald Reagan, an episode of ''Series/TheGreatestAmericanHero'' aired in which not only did the name of the protagonist, Ralph Hinkley, happen to come up naturally in conversation, but--and here's what really induced the panic somewhere up the production chain--June Lockhart (playing Ralph's girlfriend's mother) just happened to have a speech in which she declared that her daughter's beau ''must'' be a good man because ''his name sounded so nice.'' Since the conversation took place at an airport, Lockhart's references to Ralph's last name were hurriedly dubbed over just prior to transmission with the sound of an aircraft taking off. Both times. (The rest of the references to Hinkley's last name were equally brutally dubbed over with "Mister H", and the next week he suddenly became ''[[FailOSuckyname Mister Hanley]].'') The amazing result (discussed [[http://www.agonybooth.com/tv/Greatest_American_Hero/Here_s_Looking_at_You__Kid_S01E03.aspx?Page=2 here]]):
-->'''Mrs. Davidson:''' Ralph! Oh, it’s such a nice name. You know, I’ve always thought that you can tell a great deal about a person by his name! [VROOOOARRRRR!!]—it’s just the perfect name for an educator, don’t you think so, Daddy?
-->'''Mr. Davidson:''' Hmm? Yeah, it’s alright.
-->'''Mrs. Davidson:''' Ralph [VROOOOARRRRR!!]—it says a great deal. Solid! Capable! Stable! Feet on the ground! ''[Cut to Ralph in the suit, flying over the desert, feet kicking in the air]''
* One episode of ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' is almost entirely rendered as a reality show being shot by some ghost-hunting nerds. The trope is invoked to let Dean and Sam use words they can't normally use on the show.
* ''Series/AmericanIdol'' has sometimes done this during the audition rounds with angry rejects, as seen in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLSLFflLbk4 this video]] of a particularly upset reject named "Rhonetta."
* Happens on frequently ''Series/BorderSecurity''. People tend to swear when arrested or something they can't bring into Canada is found in their possession.

[[folder:[PLUNK!] Music]]
* "Girl on the Billboard," a 1965 country hit by Del Reeves, uses an electric guitar riff to cover up extreme profanity – quite possibly the [[ClusterFBomb f-word]] – in the line, "''The painter said the girl wasn't real, better get the (bleep) on my way!''" If indeed the f-word was dropped, the song – despite the censorship – would likely have been the first major hit in any genre to contain that word.
* In the song 'Dirty Mouth' by New Found Glory side-project International Superheroes of Hardcore, beeps are used to censor out the swear words in the song, promoting the listener to use the replacement words supplied by the band. (Why say f[beep]/when you can say shucks/why say sh[beep], when you can say crud?)
* The radio edit of AdamSandler's song "Ode to My Car" uses various automobile/traffic noises to censor the ([[ClusterFBomb copious]]) swearing. Some people think this makes that version funnier than the uncensored album version.
* Music/FiveIronFrenzy parodied this (and the [[ClusterFBomb copious swearing]] of gangsta rap) in Part 8 of their mock rock opera "These Are Not My Pants": loud BEEP's are applied liberally and completely at random over Micah's improvised rapping.
* The radio edit of Music/BloodhoundGang's "Fire Water Burn": "We don't need no water, let the mother-[HEE-HAW] burn." As with the Adam Sandler example above, some people find this edit funnier than the album version.
** And the radio edit of "Bad Touch" replaces the words "doggy style" with the sound of a dog barking.
*** Some versions also block out "sex", "pants", and "nuts", as well as "getting horny now".
* "Beep" by the Music/PussycatDolls, where the sound censor was actually the main lick (no pun intended) of the song, and again aimed at making it sound dirtier than it probably was: "I don't give a Keep lookin' at my Cause it don't mean a thing when you're lookin' at the I'm goin' do mah thing while you're playin witchyour ..."
** Another song that has sound effects in the chorus in the official lyrics is "Paper Planes" by Music/{{MIA}}: "All I wanna do is *BANG {{BANG BANG BANG}}*/And *KA-CHING*/and take your money". In layman's terms, it's describing a mugging. Oddly enough, the sound effects themselves were evidently too suggestive for some radio stations - one censored version uses entirely different ones.
* Subverted by the band James for the MTV edit of their song "Laid". The album version of the song (oddly, also used on the radio without edit) features the line "But she only comes when she's on top." The MTV version features the edit "But she only sings when she's on top" - and a close-up of the lead singer's face while he obviously sings the original line.
* A musical number in ''Theatre/EvilDeadTheMusical'' (yep) has a line that goes "And then we'll take that chainsaw and we'll shove it up your-" "Ash!" which is a bit of a moot point, since there's musical numbers titled "Stupid Bitch" and "What the Fuck Was That?"
* ''"Da Mystery of Chessboxin'"'', and other tracks by the Music/WuTangClan, often used standard Kung Fu sound and voice effects to censor curses in radio and video versions.
* On a episode of Solid Gold, an 80s music and dance show, host Rick Dees began singing "Eat My Shorts". The words "finger" was censored out by birds chirping, and the "bird" was covered up with cuckoo sounds.
* The rap song "Super Brooklyn" by Cocoa Brovas (sometimes [[MisattributedSong mis-credited]] to the Wu-Tang Clan, incidentally) samples the theme from ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'' for its backbeat. Naturally, in the radio edit, the swear words are covered up with Super Mario sound effects.
* The Lo-Fidelity All Stars' "Battleflag" contains a bit of a ClusterFBomb in its uncut album version[[note]](about forty percent of the lines in the song use the adjective "motherfucking")[[/note]]. The radio edit version covers up the expletives by extending a reverb effect that was already used in the uncut verses. Many listeners didn't even realize it ''was'' edited because of this.
* In Music/TobyKeith's angry post-9/11 song "Courtesy of the Red, White, & Blue," he famously warns the terrorists that "we'll put a boot in your ass." The radio stations would sometimes replace the word "ass" with an explosion.
* Music/WeirdAlYankovic uses these occasionally in his polka medleys, most notably in his cover of NineInchNails' "Closer."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37xrO54_6Po "I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio"]] from ''Creator/MontyPython's Contractual Obligation Album'' uses creative bleep sounds (some of which serve to get the point across) in lieu of actual swearing.
* Martin Mull's "Humming Song" does something similar. In it he claims to have had second thoughts about the language in the song he's just written, such that he's chosen to hum in place of anything that might have been objectionable. The original, it's implied, would have been lurid indeed. It begins "Last night, I took you home, we began to... hmm, hmm hmm...." and proceeds from there.
* In a particularly bizarre example, the video for the Electric Six's "Gay Bar" bleeps, of all things, 'war' and 'nuclear war' with whip-crack sounds. It came out as a single just after America's invasion of Iraq, so it was most likely a case of TooSoon.
* In the radio/music video edit, the one curse word in Ween's "Push Th' Little Daisies" gets covered up by a sample of Prince shrieking (taken from the beginning of "Alphabet Street").
* Huey Lewis and the News' "The Heart of Rock & Roll" substitutes a drum beat for the word "ass".
* Subverted by Creator/DenisLeary's ''Asshole Song'' video, which lets all the words go through, but puts a large graphic of horizontal stripes with BLEEP across the center on the screen.
* The Cascada song "Fever" has the line "Who the f--- is VIP", however, fuck is censored out with a background noise part of the song.
* It is also used in LemonDemon's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA Song Of The Count.]]
* In Music/LadyGaga's "Lovegame", the vocalization "huh!" is used frequently throughout the song, mostly as an emphasis on the rhythm. However, in one line it is used for a different purpose; given the unsubtle nature of the rest of the lyrics, HilarityEnsues:
-->I can see you staring there from across the block
-->With a smile on your mouth and your hand on your (huh!)
** In "Telephone" it's both averted and played straight: Gaga's "motherf**er" isn't beeped out, however, when {{Beyonce}}'s "boyfriend" is killed, she's calling him a "mother[BEEP]", [[FingerOnLips putting her hand over her mouth]], [[SkewedPriorities acting all embarrased about her swearing]].
** "Government Hooker" from ''Born This Way'' has several swear words bleeped out at the end of the song, however it's pointless as you can still hear her singing them.
* The radio edit of Lily Allen's "F**k You" is, understandably, in need of a lot of these, and it steps gamely up to the plate with quacks, neighs, spinning plates and a descending note on a swanny whistle.
** The CD version of Lily Allen's "Friday Night" also utilizes this trope, though from the SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion it's quite clear what belongs there.
--> It's quarter two and we get to the front
--> Girl on the guest list dressed like a [record ripping noise]
** The radio edit of "The Fear" censors "fucking fantastic" with a chime that sounds vaguely like a cash register opening - appropriately enough following a line about credit cards.
* The radio edit of Missy Elliot's "Work It" features a well-placed ''elephant trumpet'': "If you got a big *PHWOO* let me work it"
* The German singer and comedian Frank Zander used these to parody censorship in music in his song "oh, susi (der zensierte song)". He tells the story of a song he wrote that the record company had censored. He sings the song with the lyrics censored by means of countless sound effects, and it seems like quite some nasty and R-rated stuff has been removed. Afterwards, he sings the uncensored version?which is revealed to be squeaky clean and actually have a different meaning than what one would suppose from the censored version.
* Messed with in Chiodos's "Is It Progression if a Cannibal Uses a Fork?" A static-ed out part near the beginning of the song ( ''I wanna know what's going on in the $#^#$#$% little head of yours'' ) is revealed to just be ''I wanna know what's going on in the pretty little head of yours''
* When the band Negativland issued "These Guys Are From England And Who Gives A Shit," a retrospective based on the U2 EP, (the band insist it was [[KeepCirculatingTheTapes bootlegged]]) they closed it with a painstaking edit of the notorious "Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For (Special Edit Radio Mix)" in which every single obscenity ([[ClusterFBomb and there was a lot of them]]) was replaced by the sounds of, among other things, breaking glass, dogs barking, and horns.
** However, after roughly 8:50 of silence, you hear [[spoiler: Every expletive that Casey Kasem used over the course of the song, all in rapid succession.]]
* Bob Rivers has "What if Eminem Did Jingle Bells?" in two versions. One of them covers up the swearing with sound effects and makes for a much more interesting listen than the uncensored version.
** Eminem himself used a variety of sound effects to mask the dirty language on the clean version of ''TheEminemShow''.
* Wired All Wrong have several songs where curses are either replaced by static or else chopped up enough to be unrecognizable - the unusual thing is this was done voluntarily and there aren't any officially released uncensored versions of the songs: Reportedly this is because Jeff Turzo, as one half of the band, had second thoughts about making an album with lyrics he wouldn't want his young son exposed to.
* Two BraveSaintSaturn songs, "Enamel" and "Heart Still Beats", had the words "hell" and "pissed" obscured by record scratches and static. This was done on ''the actual album'', and without telling the band beforehand.
* The radio edit of DMX's song "Party Up" uses various sound effects to cover up the copious cursing and references to murder in the song.
* Played with in Music/GeorgeJones' "Her Name Is..." where he censors himself so that his lover's husband won't kill him. The sound effect used is notes on a clavinet:
-->Her name is [note note note]
-->Her eyes are [note]
-->Her hair is just like [note note]
-->And she measures [note note note]
-->But someday I'll fill in the lines
-->When she and I are free
-->And we'll walk in the sunshine
-->[note note note] and me
* The LuckyCharmsTitle of KMFDM's ''Symbols'' album is [[AlbumTitleDrop dropped]] this way in the lyrics for "Down and Out": "It makes you strong, it makes you [BEEP]. Don't let it go to waste". So it may be unofficially called "Bleep", as that's a five-letter word. Another common FanNickname is "Curse".
** "Zip" from their first album: "Don't get your [guitar lick] into the zip of your pants".
* Groove Coverage's "Runaway" has the line "No, I am not your [[PrecisionFStrike f@$#ing]] second choice", censored with a standard beep.
* Addeboy Vs. Cliff's "Beep My Beep", with a chorus that goes "I want you to [beep] my [beep]".
* "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night (That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long)" by The Notorious Cherry Bombs (translation: a side project by Rodney Crowell's backing band along with Music/VinceGill) censored the word "ass" with a spring sound. This even got lampshaded at the end, which features the line "It's all right if we say it / 'Cause the radio won't play it."
* The radio edit of Tenacious D's "Fuck Her Gently" uses censor sounds that get sillier as the song progresses.
* KidRock's "Cowboy" uses a variety of "standard" censor sounds early in the song, like radio static and a record scratch. Near the end, lampshaded with a female voice stating "radio edit" over a censored line.
* In "Stand Up" by Love Tribe, the line "asses shaking" was censored with a POW! vocal sample.
* Monster Magnet's "Space Lord" manages to be relatively radio-friendly (aside from massive innuendo), despite the chorus' only words being a constant repetition of "Space lord, mother-motherfucker". The phrase is faded out every time, so "mother-mother..." is all that's audible. They probably let a few slide. Who'd notice, out of dozens of repetitions?
* Some radio cuts of Nelly's "Ride With Me" censor the line "If you wanna got and get high with me/Smoking M in the back..." by replacing the word "high" with the sound of someone taking a drag (presumably on a blunt) and "M" with the sound of said toker exhaling.
* The clean version of House of Pain's "Jump Around" bleeps out, cuts, or changes many words, including "pops", "I'm smackin' the ho", "bombs", "shotgun", and "death".
* The music video version of Digital Underground's "The Humpty Dance" has a lot of comical sound effects to cover up sexual innuendo (for example: "I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants..." has "girls' pants" muted by a car horn honking, which goes well with Humpty grabbing a woman's rear, the line "In a 69, my Humpty nose will tickle your rear" has "69" muted by a record scratch and "rear" muted by a woman's scream, and "I get laid by the ladies..." had "laid" muted with a weird record scratch/car tire screeching noise). Of course, the "Burger King" in the famous line, "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom" was bleeped with an ordinary bleep.
* The clean version of Mylo's "Drop The Pressure" changes the ClusterFBomb to something unintelligible.
* The Harvard fight song "Ten Thousand Men of Harvard" is perhaps one of the oldest examples of this. Most people know the fourth verse only and some know the dog-Latin first verse ("Illegitinum non carborundum"), but during the instrumental parts the percussion section sings a filthy pseudo-Latin second verse that ends in a raucous English "and save some for me" and a third verse that consists entirely of "la" and "fuck" (these date back to at least the 1940s). The dirty verses are mostly inaudible due to the instruments drowning them out (which is the intent).
* DavidLynch's "Good Day Today" is another example of a song where the sound effects aren't actually covering anything specific up: Part of the second verse is effectively "So tired of [explosion] \ So tired of [machine gun fire]".
* In "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" by TheOffspring, "They're gonna kick his lilly a__" is usually censored with either a bleep or a drum hit.
* Big & Rich's "Rollin' (The Ballad of Big & Rich)" has "I'm a crazy son of a [bad word] / But I know I'm gonna make it [[StealthPun big and rich]]." Another voice literally says "bad word" over the offending word, and the lyric sheet in the CD even says that.
* Creator/TimWilson has several:
** But they couldn't torture me half as well as well as little birthday [BLEEP] in [[SuckECheeses Chucky Cheese Hell.]]
** "Darryl Stokes, that dumb sonofa [BLAM], almost shot Santa Claus."
* "Freak Me" by LXR, being an IntercourseWithYou song, makes judicious use of these: "Yes I wanna f[beep] you on the floor", "Am I so horny to suck your p[double beep]", etc. However, the line "get your ass over my face" is left uncensored.
* In Music/{{Aerosmith}}'s "Legendary Child", the backing vocals create this effect at one point:
--> Makin' love at seventeen yeah we had the luck\\
But we traded them toys for other joys yeah we didn't give a [woah woah woah].
* Khia, in the clean version of ''My Neck, My Back (Lick It)'': "My neck, my back, lick my [Ah] just like that".
* Manic Street Preachers' Stay Beautiful, has the line 'fuck off' replaced by a guitar squeal, so that the song could be released as a single. This turned out to be a good idea as it led to a tradition of the crowd yell the 'censored' words when the song is played at concerts.
* Bomfunk MC's Live Your Life has the offending word in the line 'So much shit that my nose is uplifted' censored out and replaced by a sniffing sound. This has the (probably) unintentional effect of making it sound like he's talking about cocaine. This is present even on the album version, even where other words are intact. The original word is present in some of the remixes. It is thought that it was edited out so that it would be serviceable as a single in English-speaking countries without further editing. However, Live Your Life wasn't released outside Scandinavia and Germany anyway (and neither was the parent album Burnin Sneakers), due to the failure of the previous single Super Electric in the UK (which turned out to be the band's last release there).
* Used to hilarious effect with one version of DropkickMurphys "Pipebomb on Landsdowne". Half the words getting bleeped out aren't swears, and a lot of swears aren't bleeped out.
* ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'' episode "MarioBros. vs. Wright Brothers":
--> Itsa me Mario
--> And Luigi motha-[coin picked up]
* Dusty Drake's "I Am the Working Man" has the line "I've laid asphalt and I've laid brick / I've hung sheet rock and shoveled [static]". A couple years later, the same label (Warner Bros.) used static to censor "kiss my ass" in Ray Scott's "My Kind of Music".
* In later releases of Music/MichaelJackson's ''Music/HistoryPastPresentAndFutureBookI'', the lines "jew me" and "kike me" from his song "They Don't Really Care About Us" (which led to accusations of antisemitism, which Jackson denied) were censored out with record scratches.
* Remix artists Zeds Dead used a sample of [[ThreeSixMafia Juicy J]] saying "You say no to ratchet pussy" in the original version of their song "Ratchet". In an alternate version, subtitled "Meow Version", they [[PlayedForLaughs play this trope for laughs]], replacing the offending word (in its many repetitions) with sounds of cats meowing. Interestingly, this actually leads to a bigger variation of sound throughout the song, as multiple different meowing samples are played along with the original Juicy J sample.

[[folder:[BING!] Pinball [CRACK!] ]]
* ''Pinball/MedievalMadness'': One of Lord Howard Hurtz's introductory clips is "I'm Howard Hurtz, who the [BEEP] are you?" An operator control allowed the unbleeped version instead.
* If "Adult Mode" is turned off for ''Pinball/{{Metallica}}'', the game's [[ClusterFBomb numerous profanities]] are bleeped out.

[[folder:Pod [YODELAYHEHOOOO!] Casts]]
* In {{Podcast/RFG}} (Radio For Gamers) words are censored with the tones thta make up 9-1-1.
* In Podcast/TheJohnDredgeNothingToDoWithAnythingShow, ''[[ShowWithinAShow The Adventures of Basil the Cylinder]]'' is supposedly a children's series. Therefore Nigel the Parallelogram's swearing is censored that way.

[[folder:[BZORCH!] Radio]]
* Creator/TheBBC Radio 4 spoof quiz show ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue'' includes a round called "Censored Songs" in which the teams sing well-known songs while bleeping out innocent words to create a DoubleEntendre effect.
** Particularly egregious example: [beep] rabbit, [beep] rabbit/[beep],[beep],[beep]/Here comes the farmer with his [beep], [beep],[beep],[beep]....
** And "I Whistle A Happy Tune" - "Whenever I feel a[buzz] / I hold my [buzz] erect / And whistle a happy tune / so no one will suspect / I'm a[buzz]". Not to mention "All Through The Night", in which they bleeped out ''every single word'' except "...all through the night"!
* Radio 1 also did a spoof quiz called 'Badly Bleeped TV' in which sections from tv shows, news broadcasts etc. were played with some of their (completely innocent) dialogue bleeped out; listeners had to guess what the words were. The bleeped-out sound clips end up sounding... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEJctFOp088 well, just listen]].
* Similarly, radios will often censor popular songs by replacing curse words with humorous sound effects. The result of this, ironically, often makes the effect much naughtier than the original. Example: The Gwen Stefani song "Holla Back Girl" replaces the word shit with a sexual moan. This "sexual moan" is bananas?!
* ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'', one of the new radio series. The book ''Literature/LifeTheUniverseAndEverything'' on which it was based featured an award for "The Most Gratuitous Use of the Word Fuck in a Serious Screenplay"; since it was scheduled to be broadcast at 6.30 pm the word was still uttered by the actor but completely masked by the sound of a starship engine.
* An ''Radio/ImSorryIllReadThatAgain'' episode did the censored song thing to Tom Jones' "What's New Pussycat", and a medley of other works by the same artist.
** This was in fact a running gag on the show, which was done with the Julie Andrews songbook, the Rolf Harris songbook, etc. As a BBC censor played by Graeme Garden commented on one episode, "In this way, we can change songs which are mildly suggestive at first and make them sound positively filthy."
** Also, one episode had Jo Kendall read the rules of broadcasting to the rest of the cast.
-->'''Jo:''' There are to be no swearwords.
-->'''Bill:''' Damn!
-->'''Tim:''' Bugger!
-->'''David:''' Knickers!
-->'''Jo:''' Such words will be obliterated by this noise. ''[honk-honk]'' Is that ''[honk-honk]'' well clear?
* In ''The Castle'', a parody of TV chef Gordon Ramsey has a "bleeper" who follows him around in public so he doesn't offend anyone.
* Marcus Brigstocke on ''TheNowShow'', complaining about the {{Media Watchdog}}s:
--> [imitating vox pop] "I think there is too much swearing in the media." Surely that depends on what's happening in the world? I mean, sometimes there clearly isn't enough swearing, is there? Peter Mandelson's back in government. How '''[-THIS SECTION WAS REMOVED FOR COMPLIANCE PURPOSES.-]''' on a spring!
* On Creator/{{NPR}}'s ''Radio/WaitWaitDontTellMe'' the host and guests censor themselves (usually when reading news quotes) by yelling "BLEEP!" loudly during the sentence.
* ''The Creator/ReducedShakespeareCompany Radio Show'' presents what is claimed to be Creator/WilliamShakespeare's "long-lost children's play" ''Cardenio'', which includes a sex scene covered up by copious and varied use of {{Sound Effect Bleep}}s.
-->Thank God we had these sound effects\\
To cover up the sound of sex.
* This was mocked in a ''Radio/RoyalCanadianAirFarce'' parody of the ING Direct commercials. Walking along the street, the dude selling the bank says, "What can you expect from the [car honk]ing Bank? Well..."
* Unexpectedly used, or at least implied, in ''Radio/AdventuresInOdyssey''. Jason struggles to get an uncooperative answering machine to work...
-->'''Jason''': Operate! Operate, you worthless hunk of- ''[BEEEP!]''
* During the late 70s and early 80s, WBZ Radio in UsefulNotes/{{Boston}} used a rather... unique... bleep noise that sounded something like someone trying to hypnotize a Rubik's Cube... ItMakesSenseInContext.
* Used in the Radio/HudsonAndLandry skit, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=676MEmAPAWA "Obscene Phone Bust"]]. A variety of sound effects are used to censor the Badmouth's insults to the cops, what exactly he said to women on the phone, and also his name and ''how it is spelled''.
-->'''Officer''': Now just a minute! What's your name, badmouth?
-->'''Badmouth''': My name is George [squeak honk].
-->'''Officer''': Did you say [squeak honk]?
-->'''Badmouth''': Yeah, I said [squeak honk].
-->'''Officer''': Spelled [xylophone]-T?
-->'''Badmouth''': Yes, spelled "[xylophone]-T.
-->'''Officer''': Just like it sounds.
* Similarly on Jim Backus' "Dirty Old Man," where the codger uses vulgarities (covered by Hanna-Barbera sound effects) and making dirty malapropisms of women's names.
-->'''Sir:''' (''going through the phone book'') Oh, here's a good one...Melanie (''horn'')!
-->'''Gwendolyn:''' No, I believe that's Tate, sir.
-->'''Sir:''' What the (''various sounds'') is the difference?
-->'''Gwendolyn:''' Shall I dial it for you sir?
-->'''Sir:''' Was Geronimo an Indian?
-->'''Gwendolyn:''' As far as I know, sir.
-->'''Sir:''' (''sarcastically'') "As far as I know, sir..." you're a pain in the (''tweet'')! (''Gwendolyn dials the number'')
-->'''Voice on phone:''' (''elderly'') Hello?
-->'''Sir:''' How do you do. How's your (''jalopy horn'')?
-->'''Voice:''' I beg your pardon?
-->'''Sir:''' Is this Melanie (''whistle'')?
-->'''Voice:''' That's Tate.
-->'''Sir:''' That's tough! You're too (''whistle, trumpet'') old for me!
* The ''Series/DoctorWho'' [[AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho Big Finish audio episode]] ''...ish'' features the eponymous syllable as its MonsterOfTheWeek (it's complicated). In order to protect Peri from the Ish, the Doctor uses AppliedPhlebotinum to bleep the syllable out whenever she says it. The effect on her dialogue is ... interesting. ([[LampshadeHanging Hilariously]], they don't bleep out any of her actual swearing.)
* Averted with Eric Idle's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37xrO54_6Po "I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On The Radio"]], which they don't play on the radio, as the words are too strong.
* François Pérusse's ''Les Deux Minutes du Peuple'' uses this in some of his skits (who aren't usually ashamed of being subtly graphic), the most notable one being the skit "Chanson Grivoise" in which a Music/GeorgesBrassens {{expy}} sings about the porn movie he saw last night. It becomes comically [[InvertedTrope inverted]] in the last verse, in which the overwhelmed censor bleeps everything ''except'' the sex words.
** There is an official animation of this skit [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cL9QEArri0 which can be watched here]].

* "Conversation Piece" from the musical ''Wonderful Town'':
--> '''Chick''': Boy, it's hot! Reminds me of that time in Panama... I was down there on a story... I was in this, well, dive, and there was this broad there... What was her name?... Marquita?... Maroota?... Ah, what's the difference what her name was? That dame was built like a brick sh--\\
(Sudden cymbal crash and discordant outburst, followed by frantic ensemble repeating refrain "Nice people, nice talk")

[[folder:Video [YEEOW!] Games]]
* In ''VideoGame/{{Half-Life 2}}'', when the player is about to invade the Citadel, Barney's parting words are partly obscured by a heavy crash caused by Dog, resulting in "If you see Dr. Breen tell him I said fu- *CRASH!* -ou!" The crashing sound isn't part of the audio file for Barney's dialogue though, so the line can be heard in full in the game's files. Barney's voice actor even said the "fuck" part softly so that the crash would completely mute it out.
* In the ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' promotional video "Meet the Demoman", one of the Demoman's lines is "I'm a black-Scottish cyclops! They got more f[BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]s than they got the likes o' me." The bleep goes on for quite some time, leading the viewer to believe that the demoman has quite the colorful vocabulary. [[note]]But according to files hidden in Source Filmmaker, the bleeped line was actually "They got more feckin' sea monsters in the great Loch o' Ness than they got the likes of me!"[[/note]]
** "Meet the Scout" and "Meet the Spy" do it too, but less as a gag and more to make a point: "If you were from where I was from, you'd be f***in' dead." in the former, "And now he's here to f*** ''us!''" in the latter.
*** This is also present in the Spanish "[[http://store.steampowered.com/app/5063/ Meet The Sniper]]" video. In the English video, there is no such bleep (the English line is "I gotta be honest with ya: My parents...do not care for it").
*** Then in "Meet the Pyro", the Scout, not wanting to speak ill of the Pyro if he/she/it might be nearby, is struggling to remove his lapel mic and says "How do I get this ''(mic thump)''in' thing off?"
** Scout is again responsible for one in "Meet the Medic," albeit in a CurseCutShort variant...due to an explosion. And an impact with a window where he gets the worse of the encounter.
--->'''Scout:''' Whoa! What the fu--''*BOOM!*''--UUUUUUU--''*CRASH!*'' ...Medic.
* The commando's first mission in ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquer'' comes through bad interference: "Get in, ''kkk'' destroy the ''kkkkk'' and get the ''kkkkk'' out."
* ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClank''
** The end of ''RatchetAndClankGoingCommando'' has [[GirlOfTheWeek Angela]] yelling "What the *HONK* is going on around here!?" Her mouth was also black barred, so no lip reading, either.
** The director of the Giant Clank Battle in ''RatchetAndClankUpYourArsenal'' yells "Kick some monkey---!" when he's overridden by static from his megaphone.
** Gleeman Vox has an interesting one in [[RatchetDeadlocked the fourth game]], "It's time to blow sh-*BEEP*-it up!" The beep is so short it still sounds like one word.
*** He does it again, when berating Ace Hardlight on any lack of public interest in the latter's merchandise. "He's a pompous *BLEEP* with the charisma of Blargian Gnat Cheese!"
* StarCraft has one where, if you click on a Space Marine unit one too many times, he curses you out with a series of bleeps.
** And it you [[StopPokingMe click on the Vulture enough times]], the driver will say "I don't have time to f*beep* around!".
*** In ''VideoGame/StarCraftII'', it is replaced with "I don't have time to (VROOOOM!) around!"
** The Firebat gets one as one of his attack quotes in 'VideoGame/StarCraftII'' as well.
-->'''Firebat:''' They do not know who they are (FWOOSH)ing with!
* ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry 7'' features a pirate named Peggy who swears every other word, but each one is bleeped out. They even bleep out the word "stump".
* ''VisualNovel/DaCapo'': Suginami helpfully whispers to Nemu the ''other'' meaning to her "[[InnocentInnuendo I want you to do it both ways]]", ending with a confused Nemu saying "Please ???? my ????, and take your ???? and put it deep and stir, niisan?"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5MGGZZwmCg The New York intro]] in ''VideoGame/MetalWolfChaos'', in which Michael's utterance of "you are a sick-" is cut short by [[JustBetweenYouAndMe more monologue]] by Richard.
* In the CompilationRerelease ''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits'' (and in subsequent re-released versions, including Midway Arcade Treasures), whenever Eugene Jarvis says a naughty word in the various interview segments, he's bleeped out by the sound effect from Defender (and its sequel) that's heard when a lander kidnaps a human.
* ''[[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Sam & Max]]: Season 2'' (or "Beyond Time and Space" for you console owners) has Timmy Two-Teeth, whose dialogue is mostly bleeped out because he has "terminal [[HollywoodTourettes Tourettes Syndrome]]". In the Season Finale, ''What's New Beelzebub?'', you find [[spoiler: the bleeps are being produced by Hugh Bliss, who is working in [[TakeThat the FCC Department]] of Hell, and the "swear words" that Timmy was using were actually nice versions of swear words.]]
* In the original ''VideoGame/DarkForces'', when Kyle Katarn confronts a Dark Trooper for the first time, he reacts with "Ah, sh--" *sound of communicator static*
* ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend'' gives the option early on to use bleeps to censor out profanity for the reason of "It's Funnier Bleeped Out".
** Sounds a lot like what Music/OzzyOsbourne said about the censoring of The Osbournes. Fitting, seeing as he's in the game.
* The PlayStation version of ''VideoGame/YouDontKnowJack'' has backstage chatter among the employees as it opens. One version has one of the staff complaining about something which is responded in kind with "KISS MY- (AIRHORN)" though the offender quickly apologizes.
* In ''VisualNovel/{{Clannad}}'', Misae accidentally reveals her age and the game invokes this to censor it from the players for her.
* ''VideoGame/{{Blazblue}}'' makes use of these on occasion, usually with the sound of the various characters calling out their attacks. In one case this makes for a particularly hilarious scene where Kokonoe suggests ideas of where install a new weapon on the body of Iron Tager, considering his [[MemeticMutation "GIGANTIC TAGER"]] as an option.
* There is a two bleeps in ''VideoGame/MondayNightCombat'' (which is censored to maintain a Teen rating), and each is a LampshadeHanging no less. One of the comments announcer Mickey Cantor may make at the start of a Crossfire match may be, "These Pros are ready to tear each other a new ''[bleep]''!" He'll then go on to either ask who said the offending word or just wonder if he's allowed to say the bleeped-out word on the air.
* ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'' has the original GTA theme song on the LIPS 106 station, but "fucked on crack" is censored with "LIPS" and "don't fuck with me" is censored with "106".
** The Playstation version of ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoII'' had the song "Taxi Drivers (Must Die!)", by Bula Matari, censored with the sound of car horns.
* In ''VideoGame/CombatArms'', when you shoot a friendly, they sometimes say...
-->'''MALE''': "Watch your shot! F[BLEEP]CK!"\\
'''FEMALE''': "Watch your shot! "AS[BLEEEP]OLE!"
* In ''VideoGame/OddworldStrangersWrath'', at one point Stranger has to get a password in order to acess the junkyard where Packrat Palooka is hiding out. Said password comes from someone that Packrat Palooka double-crossed, and they aren't too happy about it, leading to the password being ''nothing but'' a long series of beeps.
-->'''Stranger:''' Uh... did you just say *''Lengthy series of various beeps''*..?
* In one ''VideoGame/PuyoPuyo'' game, during [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwnmBgDDvLc&t=3m28s this]] intro, despite the game being in Japanese, Incubus swears 3 times, each swear replaced with sounds such as the bleep. [[note]] And he embaresses Arle so badly in the process.[[/note]]
* ''VideoGame/TwistedMetal: Black'':
-->'''Man''': "Please, no! IHaveAFamily!"\\
'''Sweet Tooth''': "Shut up and ''bleed'', you mother-"*lightning*
* A Rabbids Facebook launch trailer on had the narator [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLDr9_dUYfY&feature=channel&list=UL bleeped near the end.]]
--> Narator: It's a f***in' scream.
* ''VideoGame/DukeNukem: Zero Hour'' has a rare example of this for the series: "Time for the sh** to hit the fan!", mainly because of the still-active Nintendo CensorshipBureau.
* Whenever [[ShadowArchetype Mr. Scratch]]'s name is mentioned in the ''VideoGame/AlanWake'' games, static obscures it.
* In ''VideoGame/{{Persona 2}}'', Ulala swears like a sailor. However, she very often has her words bleeped out. She's not the only one, however. At the same time though, this actually gets a lot of crap past the radar...
-->'''Stalker''': You're no different than me! I'm gonna *bleep* your *bleep* and *bleep* it!\\
'''Ulala''': Shut up you *bleep**bleep*! I'm gonna kick your scrawny a*bleep*! Piece of sh*bleep*!
* ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'': Both Claptrap and Mister Torgue have this in-universe, the former because he's a robot and it's easy to program into him, the latter because his backers got tired of hearing him throw [[ClusterFBomb cluster F-bombs]] at shareholder meetings and had a censor device surgically grafted onto his voice box.
* The ''VideoGame/StarTrekOnline'' Foundry mission [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/StarTrekOnlineFoundryBaitAndSwitch "Bait and Switch"]] has a textual example:
--> '''Tactical Officer:''' ''(over a combadge)'' Skipper, don't worry about us; deal with your own--HA! GOT YOU, YOU UGLY SON OF A--\\
'''Narration:''' A burst of static washes out whatever your officer was going to say.

[[folder:Web [ZIP!] Comics]]
* The picture above comes from ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt''.
** Curiously averted earlier in the same chapter, when this girl used the phrase "Goddam it!" '''without''' being censored.
** There's also [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/archive_page.php?comicID=331 this.]]
* In ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'', both time the Doctor tries to say "Motherf-", he gets interrupted by someone shouting "[[LampshadeHanging He said a bad word!]]"
** Later on, each time someone tries to swear, the actual bad word is covered by a black box with a silly replacement word.
---> "You have got to be [Flarking] [Pooping] me! [Flarking] [Pooping] me!"
** One comic censors [[FlippingTheBird fingers]] ([[RuleOfFunny ineffectively]]) with little black boxes saying things like [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/11p49/ "[How] [Rude!]"]]
* [[http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/0029.html This]] ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}'' strip.
* [[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]] also has at least [[http://nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=060425 one.]]
** [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=061024 Or two.]]
* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' used a [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20000716.html bleep-concealing box]] on several occasions, [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20060222.html often to hilarious effect.]]
* Webcomic/OzyAndMillie had a one-off joke in which [[ButtMonkey Avery]] was shown using Beep noises every other word, having mistaken the beeps as actual swears, and brushed Ozy off when he tried to correct him.
* '''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' has an alternate dimension, the Dimension of Lame, where absolutely nothing evil or nasty exists in any way. As such, when a character tries to say "hell", it gets covered by a bleep, meaning that it actually says [[http://beta.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=040521 says a bleep]].
* [[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=850 This]] '''DM of the Rings''', where Gimli rolls a 1 on his diplomacy check with the Rohirrim.
* ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan'' uses this on a regular basis, though usually by another character interrupting and covering the word or something happens where [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2004-07-19 the art can cover the word.]]
* In ''Webcomic/{{Erfworld}}'', the universe ''literally'' *boops* out any profanities, even written ones.
** [[spoiler:It's a rather important plot point when this ''stops'' happening]].
* Played with in strip of [[http://goblins.keenspot.com/tf9.html 'Tempts Fate']], the fund-raising spinoff from ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}''.
* In The10KCommotion, after experimenting with a few variations to deal with the occasional (or in the case of Pict, not so occasional) swear-word, the author eventually settled on censor bars with cleaner alternatives, such as [[http://10kcommotion.com/theTENKAYcomic/4thSTAGE/4thSTAGE.shtml?40 "Don't this *music* make a *nice guy* wanna jump?"]] or [[http://10kcommotion.com/theTENKAYcomic/5thSTAGE/5thSTAGE.shtml?30 "Crimony!"]].
* In [[http://www.goodcheese.com/index.php?date=2007-12-03 this strip]], when the victim discovers that her date might [[RuleofDrama be involved]] with another man- exactly as he arrives to take her on a date. ([[HoYay Un]])luckily, NotWhatItLooksLike.

[[folder: Web [KABOOM!] Original]]
* Every expletive in ''WebVideo/EpicMealTime'' is covered by a crow caw... as is at least one instance of the word "vegetables".
* The parody series ''WebVideo/RegularOrdinarySwedishMealTime'' uses sheep bleating.
* Although the Smosh episodes contain bad words, in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyQaErocLqY this video]], when Anthany sees that Sonic's shoes are wrong, and tries to swear, it gets bleeped out. Also, some videos have a bleep in it.
* The Wiki/SCPFoundation uses [EXPLETIVE REDACTED] whenever someone swears in a report.
* Used in ''Machinima/TheLeetWorld''. Usually swear words are covered up with a standard bleep. Played with when the Counter-Terrorists capture Cortez, and Terrorist Ellis starts "inventing new ways to swear."
-->'''Ellis''': "Those [=CTs=] have crossed the line! Next time I see one of those [=BLEEPs=] I'm gonna BLEEP the BLEEP out of thier rat-[=BLEEPing=] hides with a BLEEP that's BLEEP 200 feet long!"
* ''PotterPuppetPals''. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Behold]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqTHmzMk0Cw the elder swear]]:
-->'''Dumbledore''':Your mother is a *beep**beep**beep*ing*beep* loremipsum *beep**beep**beep* admiumvenium *beep**beep**beep**beep* dragula *beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep* hippopotamus *beep**beep**beep**beep**beep* ing republican *beep**beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep**beep**beep**beep* with a bucket of *beep**beep**beep**beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep**beep* soup *beep**beep**beep* with a bucket of *beep**beep* Mickey Mouse *beep**beep* and a stick of dynamite *beeeeeep* magical *beep**beep**beep* alakazam!!!!!!
* A [[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/jefferson-brothers-pancakes.php Jefferson Brothers episode]] of the Flash Tub in ''Website/SomethingAwful'' [[LampshadeHanging hangs a lampshade on it]]:
-->'''Jeff''': Goddamn it, you stupid piece of *[=BEEP=]*, I mean you [[spoiler:stupid fuckface!]]
* Used in the ''Apocalypse Lane'' video [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/apocalypse-lane/764-Poker-Night Poker Night]], with Willy's description of his first and only date with a guy named Frank...a description punctuated with NoodleImplements, increasingly long bleeps, and increasingly horrified stares on the faces of everyone listening to him (one of who immediately vomits afterwards).
* Extremely *honk*ing popular in ''WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged''.
* The beginning of an [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEszTVm4Wek episode]] of ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaFourSwordsAdventures Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Misadventures]]'':
-->'''Narration''': A peaceful day in the land of Hyrule...
-->'''Green''': YOU NO GOOD MOTHERF... *Cucoo Crows*
-->'''Priest''': ¡Dios Santo! (Good Lord!)
* Played with in Episode 19 of ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', with Jeice's scouter "acting a bit shonky" right as Vegeta starts an angry rant filled with {{Unusual Euphemism}}s.
-->'''Vegeta:''' "Son of a g[[spoiler:um-chewing]] f[[spoiler:unk monster]]! Why the f[[spoiler:ruit]] does all this f[[spoiler:unny]] s[[spoiler:tuff]] happen to me?! F[[spoiler:orget]] my life! Always surrounded by m[[spoiler:iserable]] f[[spoiler:ail]]ing c[[spoiler:lod]]s! Like this whole world just likes to bend me over and f[[spoiler:ind]] me in the A[[spoiler:lps]]! Like I'm some sort of s[[spoiler:chluck receptacle]]! Well as far as I care, these miserable c[[spoiler:ow]]s can have a f[[spoiler:ancy barbeque]], with a goddamn pig!"
* Episode 4 of the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' AbridgedSeries ''FriendshipIsWitchcraft'' has Applebloom's repeated cries of "BUY SOME APPLES!" used to cover up some annoyed outbursts later in the episode.
** Some other related fan-works, such as the "Epic Cupcake Time" and the "Bronyville" podcast, use Fluttershy's "Yay" or the squeaking noise from "Staremaster".
* Played with in ''NarutoTheAbridgedSeries'' ("Son of a f[Bleep] ca[Bleep] sh[Bleep][Bleep][Bleeeep] baloney!")
* During a ClusterFBomb in ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'':
-->'''Yugi''': "Okay Pharaoh, you can thank me later. And remember, no hickies!"
-->'''Yami''': "Huh? YUGI, YOU LITTLE [Beep], YOU SON OF A [Beep] [Beep][Beep]! I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR [Beep] AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR [Beep][Beepbeep][Beeep], AND THEN [Beeepbeepbeepbeeep][Beep] ON YOUR [Beepbeepbeep][Beeep] WITH [Beeep beep][Beeep]arr IN THE [Beep][Beeepbeeep] AND [Beepbeepbeepbeepbeep] YOU'LL [Beeepbeepbeep] SO THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO [Beep] SIDEWAYS!! ''(beat)'' [BEEP]!
-->'''Tea''': "..."
-->'''Yami''': "Huh? Hi there."
** There is one of Tristan's catchphrases, "Holy [bleep] on a [bleep] sandwich! With [bleep] on top! And a side helping of [bleep])!"
** Marik and Dartz get their own personal bleep, from ''PerfectHairForever''.
-->'''Marik''': I don't have a [eff!]ing refrigerator! I'm an evil mastermind who lives underground in [eff!]ing Egypt for [eff!]'s sake! Why would I need a refrigerator?
* ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann: The Abridged Series'' masks its swear words (including 'bloody', since it's created by Brits) with [[ThisIsADrill power drill sounds (quite appropriate)]] and the voice of Colin Mochrie from ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' going "Meeow."
* Washu in episode 17 (part 2) of ''TenchiMuyoAbridged'' has her own rant of this type.
-->'''Washu''': Aww, does dirty ol' Clay fancy little ol' Washu?
-->'''Clay''': Maybe...
-->'''Washu''': Oh, you want to do all sorts of thing to my young and beautiful body. You want to [BLEEP] the candle and [BLEEP] it and shove it between my [BLEEP][BLEEP] coating me in hot [BLEEP] wax while you [BLEEP] me in toothpaste for [BLEEP][BLEEP][BLEEP] then [BLEEP][BLEEP] a bike in my a[BLEEP]c[BLEEP] shave my [BLEEP] garden bush [BLEEP][BLEEP] spread my [BLEEP] curtains [BLEEP][BLEEP] a bump [BLEEP] inside my [BLEEP][BLEEP] so inside ready for you to fetch [BLEEP][BLEEP] inside my [BLEEP] fuck it.
-->'''Clay''': FUCK YEAH!
-->'''Washu''': Wow, you really don't pick up on sarcasm, do you?
* ''WebVideo/MetalGearSolidTheAbridgedSnakes'' uses the alert sound, of course. It's used in the theme song ([[Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice "America (F(!) Yeah!)"]]) to great effect.
* Happens in ''Mario and Luigi's Stupid and Dumb Adventures'', in which sometimes, a swear is bleeped out. There was also an episode title for Episode 4 called, WHAT THE F*CK, where Mario says, "PEACH, WHAT THE F*CK." In Episode 5, during the scene when Luigi thinks the cloned Mario (via copier) is the real Mario, and the real Mario is the fake one, Mario and Luigi argue about who is the real Mario, which had bleeps, and then, right before Mario says that the clone is not the real Mario, Luigi says, "Stop saying-" and then the bleep is heard. Later on, Mario once again swears when Luigi gets out a gun, which resulted in a bleep. In Episode 1, the bleep was introduced, when Luigi runs off crying, the bleep is heard.
* In [[http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Astro947/1692236 this]] project made by Astro947, a bleep is heard in one point of the project.
--> '''Astro: What was that for?'''
--> '''JJROCKER: This ROLF Cola tastes like-'''
--> ''(Screen goes to Censored Screen. A bleep is heard.)''
* [[http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/Smugleaf/1587458 This]] project has the following quote that Smugleaf said, and he tried to swear, but the bad word got censored. Here is the quote:
--> Smugleaf: Have you heard all the fuzz about the new starters? I pity the guys, it's kinda pointless ranting, I mean... "Snake Pokemon? Snakes have no arms, idiot." "That Wotter is ugly as [censored]." [[note]] The original version's line was, "That Wotter is ugly as hell."[[/note]]
* In the ''WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}'' video, ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5TW2PfwxMQ What The (CENSORED)]]'', The {{Let's Play}}er, Raven Rage, ends up peppering his entire video with nothing but these, drowning out the rest of his play of ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3'', leaving slowbeef, Diabeetus and Proteus very confused and wondering if they can find other sounds elsewhere.
* The ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' rap video "F#@K Batman: Why Gotham Would Hate the Caped Crusader" uses this a lot during the "F-[BOOM] Batman!" refrain.
* During [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l7JUuHrW7w this video]] in which LetsPlay/DeliciousCinnamon make Volcano Bakemeat, all instances of swearing are censored using a [[{{Franchise/Pokemon}} Pidgey's]] cry.
* One creative soul on Website/YouTube-- if the attributions on some copies of the video are to be believed, it's Creator/NeilCicierega-- censored every instance of the word "count" used as a verb from The Count Song. As a result, it sounds like Count Von Count is doing some very ''interesting'' things to the spiders on the wall... and the cobwebs in the hall... and the candles on the shelf... and when he is alone, he [bleep!] himself.
* There's a You Tube video of the ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid'' song "kiss the girl" with every instance of "kiss" replaced with [BLEEP].
* Used twice by ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'', a series normally known for its {{Cluster F Bomb}}s. In Action 52, it's to demonstrate how hypocritical he thinks television stations are with their censorship. In Godzilla the Nerd somehow invents a swear ''so bad'', the have to censor the Nerd.
* WebVideo/ThomasSanders uses this in a few of his Website/{{Vine}}s, such as one set at a gas station:
--> *''mis-pumps and stops at $15.01''* Well, that's gonna bug me all *HONK*ing day.
* While most swears are left uncensored in ''GameGrumps'', confidential information (like if someone's name is dropped who wishes to stay anonymous) and the very rare racial slur that slips out are bleeped out. Usually with animal noises or stock sound effects.

[[folder:Western [CHUKONG!] Animation]]
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' was devoted to a caricature of [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Foghorn Leghorn]] named Fowlmouth. This episode plays the bleeps in spades, as it's all about Buster trying to get him to start talking clean: including a torture device (complete with washing the mouth with soap). Ironically, while it works, the cartoon ends with Buster picking up the bad words (and being subjected to the same tortures).
* Used through an entire episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', "Word of the Day", where Angelica overhears and starts using a (bad) word used backstage by [[DepravedKidsShowHost a disgruntled kids' show host]]. The sound effects became increasingly inventive/desperate. It started with the whirr of a floor polisher, and ended with a testcard tone. She still managed to get it onto national TV and cause the mental breakdown of [[StepfordSmiler the disgruntled TV host]], so it's all good.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones'' also did this once, with Fred then asking the speaker to repeat himself and explaining that he couldn't hear him over the bleep.
* Both used and subverted by ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'' in the episode "Sailor Mouth". Spongebob learns there are thirteen words a sailor should never use, all of which are covered up by different sound effects (including various horns and sea animal noises). At the end, what seems to be a use of one of them is just the horn from "Old Mister Jenkins' jalopy".
** Further subverted when it turns out that [dolphin noise] (the actual noise, not something bleeped ''by'' a dolphin noise) is just about the worst expletive ever.
** Some Website/YouTube parody videos censor the perfectly child-safe dialogue, giving the appearance of raunchier words being spoken.
** There's also the episode where Spongebob censors out the ingredients of the Krabby Patty secret formula in his song.
* Parodied in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/KaBlam''. Henry keeps getting bleeped at least once in every sentence he says, even though he insists that he isn't cursing, and ends up going on a bleep heavy rant. Turns out his co-host June has a device that is supplying the bleeps, and is censoring random words to cheese him off. It is implied that by the end of the sketch he is being bleeped for real.
* Also parodied in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''. In "Where No Fan Has Gone Before" Leela is put into the a robot chair, where she will be able to testify using series of beeps to convey her testimony. When Zapp Brannigan makes a lewd comment, Leela replies "Go (bleep from the machine) yourself"
* Constantly skewered in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''. One recent example had a rooster appear out of nowhere in a living room to do it.
** Occasionally, the show even censors itself as a joke, as seen when a TV producer, reacting to Homer's sudden appearance on the set of a soap opera starring Moe, blurts out "What the f(BLEEP)dge?"
** The most iconic example occurs in ''Who Shot Mr. Burns?, Part One''. Homer quietly tells the kids to go outside, stands up, takes a deep breath...
---> '''Homer:''' FFFFFFFFFFFFF-
---> ''Church organ hits minor chord, birds flee into the sky, every person in Springfield freezes in place, eyes wide.''
---> '''Flanders:''' Good Lord, that's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!
** Back in the early days when Sky 1 was a family friendly channel, they used to cut all instances of rude words. One exception was in the episode 'A Star is Burns' - when Moe's short film is played, the last word of the song he sings "...and you're out on your ass!" was covered by adding in a soundbite of the audience gasping.
** The episode "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner" had a scene near the beginning with Homer going into a bleep-laden tirade at being stuck behind an ambulance.
** Done again in the last segment of Treehouse of Horror IX - justified that the family ends up having to go on the Jerry Springer show.
---> '''Marge:''' I'm so *BEEP*ing embarrassed...
* Used to the point of exhaustion in ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''. The very first episode has a perfect example when Kyle is cursing out the aliens who are taking his brother, Ike, after they ignore his heartfelt plea. The later seasons have less swearing and bleeping.
-->'''Kyle:''' ''Hey you skanky-ass sh! What the is wrong with you!?! You must be some sort of to ignore a crying child!''
-->'''Stan:''' Whoa, dude!
-->'''Kyle:''' ''You know what you ers like? You like to and and and and and !''
-->'''Stan:''' Wendy, what's a ?
** Notable instance of PaintingTheMedium in the episode where they see how many times they can get away with saying "shit." In the [[TwoLinesNoWaiting B-story]], Mr. Garrison is indulging his new ability as a recently de-closeted gay man to say "fag." If anyone who isn't gay attempts to use the word, they are bleeped, and everyone is aware of the bleepage. Later one character (Jimbo) says, "That's not fair! I want to say 'fag' too!" He's not bleeped.
** It is worth noting that Season 11 and upward episodes that appear on the South Park Studios website usually show without any censor beeps. The newly launched (in the UK) Comedy Central HD channel also airs the episodes from this season upwards unbeeped, whilst the normal Comedy Central channel airs the same episode with beeps. This also counts for Season 8 and upwards, as these episodes have been remastered in High Definition as well and have an uncensored audio track.
** South Park is incredibly loose with its censoring, generally allowing the characters to throw around insults involving the words 'ass' and 'cock' but usually censoring the likes of 'f*ck' and 'sh!t', and some racial slurs. Usually. In any case most of it is censored when it gets released to DVD too. Mostly.
*** Infamously, "201" was censored with a long, disruptive bleep that actually cuts off the background music. The DVD version cleans it up so the music is also audible, and in the commentary, Parker and Stone actually succeed in tempting the bleep censor by discussing classified material at one point, which makes you wonder if the censorship of the episode and its predecessor (which was merely pulled from TV and given the NoExportForYou treatment) was actually a well-timed publicity stunt coordinated by Parker, Stone, and Viacom.
** Everything Kenny says is 'censored' by his muffling parka. This helps disguise when he's cursing, or the many times he explains sex acts in detail to the other kids. If he's talking clean, you can usually get the gist of what he's saying on your second viewing, or in some of the subtitles.
* Profanity in ''WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}}'' is bleeped out with guitar licks such as pinch harmonics and whammy bar divebombs. Shortly into the show's first season, swearing on the Adult Swim forums was censored with ''(guitar riff)'', and has been ever since.
* Another Creator/AdultSwim show, ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'', started out with using the standard bleep for censoring, but by around the third or fourth season, censoring was done with just about every conceivable sound effect ''but'' the standard bleep.
** In the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie, the f-word is alternately bleeped and not bleeped. When it is bleeped, however, it's usually soft enough or short enough that you can still hear the profanity used.
* In yet another, another Adult Swim show, ''PerfectHairForever'', most profanity is bleeped by Coiffio's voice saying "F!", no matter who or what. For some reason, this was picked up by Marik of ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' fame.
* The Mexican dub of ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether'' uses this one for GettingCrapPastTheRadar; the original version does this to censor MickeyMouse's name in one episode. The first time, they get the censorship right by bleeping "Mickey" when Princess Clara says, "Oh my God, it's M[[spoiler:ickey]] Mouse!" However, when Captain Hero says his name exactly one line later, they trigger the bleep one word too late and so it comes out as "Mickey [[spoiler:Mouse]]".
* The first episode of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' had Lois say "What the-", only to be cut off by the horn from Peter's boat. And in that same episode, Peter said that losing that Talent Show was "BULL-", only to then be bleeped out by applause from the audience to the winners.
** In another, her cookies finish baking just as she says that she's like a hawk: "Mess with my kids and I'll claw your f[Ding!]ing eyes out."
** In the 4th Season of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Peter set up a TV station which was shut down by the FCC. After an offhand remark from Peter, the FCC starts censoring real life, including removing swearwords through the use of an air horn, leading to this memorable quote:
--->'''Peter:''' Lois, you are so full of '''HONK'''! ...What!?! I can't say '''HONK''' in my own '''HONK'''ing house? '''HONK'''ing great, Lois, just '''HONK'''ing great! You're lucky you're good at '''HONK'''ing my '''HONK''' or I'd never put up with you. You know what I'm talking about. When you '''HONK''' lubed up '''HONK''' toothpaste in my '''HONK''' and you '''HONK''' cherry '''HONK''' Episcopalian '''HONK''' extension cord '''HONK''' wetness '''HONK''' [[NoodleImplements with a parking ticket]]? That is the best!
** Best of all....
---> '''Lois''': ''(trying to open a bag of chips)'' Come on, you son of a [HONK]. ''(Startles, opens bag, spills chips on floor)'' Ah, [HONK] me...'''
** In another one Lois reads her title on the television screen on Diane Simmons talkshow which reads "She's probably more of a bitch then she lets on" and she responds "Go [BEEP] yourself Diane".
** SethMacFarlane once said in an interview that back in ''Family Guy'''s first two seasons, it was a big deal to even have a swear word bleeped, so they had to use sound effects. However, in the Season 3 premiere, they finally got a standard bleep.
* The PBS children's show ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'' used this as the basis of an episode, titled "Bleep," where D.W. heard a teenager using a word that made his mom drop something but didn't know what it meant. She got her whole kindergarten class using it, and the Tibbles told her that the word also meant that the person you say it to will do whatever you want for you. Her mother finally told her it meant "I want to hurt your feelings."
** Ironiclly despite the aesop, this episode isn't played very often. Parents pretty much raised a fuss over the constant bleeping. This show is aimed at pre-schoolers and runs on PBS after all.
** In another episode, Muffy wants to use the jungle gym that was already claimed by The Tough Customers. When Molly yells at Muffy, her speech is cut off by the school bell ringing. Later, the two discuss how Muffy can give the jungle gym back to Molly but their plan is cut off by a gardener mowing the lawn outside.
* ''{{Squidbillies}}'' does this often.
* In an episode of ''HomeMovies'', the kitchen catches fire, causing Brendon's mom to say "Son of a --", at which point, the smoke detector goes off, effectively bleeping out the rest of her sentence. Brendon appears amused and impressed by the timing of these events.
** Another ep, which takes place on Halloween, had Brendon swearing at his dad's girlfriend during her pregnancy when she get fed up with his (rather rude) pestering. She response back in kind which all the words bleeped out.
* Would you believe the ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'' DVDCommentary contains not one, but ''two'' instances of this, once using a slide whistle sound effect? The other one uses a standard beeping sound, but it's still worth mentioning...
-->'''[[Creator/PixarRegulars Lee Unkrich]] (co-director):''' Who does the voice of those seagulls, by the way?
-->'''[[Creator/PixarRegulars Bob Peterson]] (co-writer):''' I believe it's Andrew Stanton, director of ''Finding Nemo''! ''[Please note that it had already been mentioned that Stanton also voiced Crush the turtle]'' Were you going to let anyone else do voices in this film?
-->'''[[Creator/PixarRegulars Andrew Stanton]]:''' See, I knew it was going to go there...
-->'''Peterson:''' Is that 'cause you haven't won an Oscar, you have to get your voice in everywhere?
-->'''Stanton:''' First of all, this will ''never'' make it to the DVD now.
-->'''Peterson:''' Well, in ''that'' case, ''[beep]'' ''[beep]''!
-->''[all laugh]''
* Grodd of ''JusticeLeagueUnlimited'' was calling Lex Luthor a "sick hominid ''something''" just before having his voice drowned out by the sound of him being shot out an airlock.
** In another episode, WonderWoman's "Go to hell!" is cut off by her firing a [[{{BFG}} ridiculously large gun.]]
* Used for the {{Unreveal}} in ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', where the protagonist's parents' names are kept resolutely secret:
--> '''Dad:''' Well, my real name is-(Large and extremely noisy truck drives past.)-but everyone just calls me "Dad".
--->which is then re-done when it is asked who his Mom is. Well, her real name is-(another loud truck)- but everyone calls her mom.
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' that started with a dramatic, action-packed, and totally bogus PreviouslyOn sequence included, as a RunningGag, a guy going "Oh my..." and getting cut off by an explosion from off-screen.
** Dot at one point had a rant in which [[{{Angrish}} the only intelligible words were censor bleeped]].
** In "Cutie and The Beast", Dot messes up her long name and due to this, part of it is censored.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/PoundPuppies1980s'' episode "Ghost Hounders" after discovering that Katrina Stoneheart was going to have all the puppies shipped to a fur factory, Nose Marie declares that Katrina is "nothing but a...", then a "CENSORED" sign appears and is bleeped out by the "cuckoo clock" sound effect that was often heard in game shows and such. Cooler then tells her to watch her language, to which she responds "Well, pardon my little ol' peaches".
* In ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' They briefly parody the famous scene at the end of Jaws with a quote as Hailey's Internet Game Character is about to shoot her arrow at the pressure tank in the monsters mouth. "Smile you son of a--" *arrow woosh*
* Happened throughout a ''WesternAnimation/PowerpuffGirls'' episode ("Curses", appropriately), where the girls learned a curse word without knowing what it meant.
** In the movie, one of the monkeys seeking to be what Mojo Jojo is trying to be--ruler of Townsville--is Hota Wata, whose self-promoting spiel ends with "I don't give a--" before a dam is exploded and it cuts to Mojo who says "Watch yo' mouth!" The original storyboard had Hota Wata completing the sentence.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheClevelandShow'' subverted this when Cleveland ducked back underwater before swearing, but then the swear is still audible slightly later in an air bubble.
* ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'' tries this a couple times even when other swearing progresses as normal. Harry was once tasered while swearing (I think the self-narrator was swearing, so there's no reason to cut off, but he did).
* The ''WesternAnimation/{{Duckman}}'' episode "Ebony, Baby" uses an air-horn salesman's display to drown out guest voice-actor Ice-T's profanity-laced rant. He's finally asked to tone it down because the horns are so annoying.
* The TotalDrama series, being a parody of reality shows, occasionally makes use of these. One particular notable example involves Lindsay telling off Heather with an angry tirade composed ''entirely'' of one long censor bleep.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' episode "Father of the Bribe" Dale is getting tired of not getting enough viewers for his radio talk show he says "And I can't drum up any new sales because I'm stuck behind this f(beep)ing microphone 24 hours a day".
* Parodied in ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'': When Heffer reads a chapter in a home improvement book about things you can say when the hammer slips, random sound effects come out of his mouth. Rocko asks to read the book himself, and finds the exact sounds written down.
* ''TheSecretShow'': Random sounds at the episode where Changed Daily's original name is mentioned prevent the viewers from hearing it.
* A Cartoon Network bumper had Fred from ''ScoobyDoo'' going into profanity-laced diatribe (all bleeped, of course) when somebody asked him about his ascot. The rest of Mystery Inc. look at him in stunned silence.
* The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen song from ''TheRenAndStimpyShow'' contained the line "And we will probably go to ''(fart)''/And that is our great reward". No points for guessing what got bleeped (or, in this case, farted) out. (In all fairness, this was from its Nickelodeon run, so not even a mild swear could normally slip through.)
* Happens a lot on ''SpaceGhostCoastToCoast''.
-->'''Space Ghost:''' Now, woodpile, did you or did you not masquerade as eels and socked Zorak with that wrench? Answer me! Now, what about these beans?\\
'''Moltar:''' Those must've fallen out of my hair.\\
'''Moltar:''' Well, you're just making all this BLEEP up!\\
'''Moltar:''' ...Oh, what? You're the only one that gets to make BLEEP up?\\

* This happened in the ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'' segment "Kiddie Korner", but not with a swear word. The word "Da Dum" would be replaced by a STing, as if it were a curse word, and it even happened when Orson read Aloysius' card. [[spoiler: It was only uncensored once, after they did Georgie Porgie.]]

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* Also creatively used by the BBC News in 1960 (from [[http://www.bbctv-ap.co.uk/news.htm BBC TV From AP]]):
-->''When '''News & Newsreel''' started in 1954, being run by News Division from radio, it was decreed that nothing was to be added that hadn't actually happened on the news story. So no music, no sound effects etc. Just the bare bones, which meant that often it was largely just still pictures with a Voice Over, 'Frozen Radio' as someone called it. \\
But eventually they did get over this drawback, and one day around 1960, when we were dubbing a news story about aircraft, and it contained an interview with a Group-Captain Chester (or similar name), it was discovered that in editing, part of the man's title had been cut off the sound, reducing him to 'plop' Captain Chester..... Well, what to do about it, the Group-Captain would probably object..... 'Can't we "hide" it somehow?' someone said, and I found a disc of a jet fly-past, to spin in just at that crucial moment. \\
And they used to say that the News shouldn't be 'fixed'...''
* An unusual example was done by an audience at a wrestling promotion. At the previous show, the general manager complained about the language used by the audience. At the next show, the chant "Holy Shit" was verbally beeped out--by the word "Beep". ; the chant became "Holy Beep". The general manager found it HILARIOUS.
* The infamous tapes by RichardNixon were censored by Nixon himself. As documented by the film ''Nixon'':
-->'''Nixon:''' Have you lost your mind? Look, Al! Nixon can't say this! "Niggers". Niggers?! It can't say that! We could delete it... Would you have us black it out, sir? We could write "expletive deleted." Cut all these 'goddamns' and 'Jesus Christs' out.
-->'''President's Lawyer:''' Jesus. Mr. President. Don't you see that all these deletion marks in the transcripts make it look as though you... you do nothing but swear?
* According to rumor, the Chinese government tested censoring Chinese swear words with the "BEEEEP" sound. Unfortunately and hilariously, the common Chinese insult "stupid bitch" is "Sha Bi", pronounced "shah bee". Therefore, censors resulted in "shah beeeeep". Unsurprisingly, the censor was not put into effect.