->''For instance, I was teaching Sam peace chants for a long time, when he was only two. It was during the war in the Persian Gulf; I was a little angry.\\
"What do we want?" I'd call to Sam.\\
"Peace," he'd shout dutifully.\\
"And when do we want it?" I'd ask.\\
"Now!" he'd say, and I'd smile and toss him a fish.''\\
-- Anne Lamott, ''Bird by Bird''

What do we want?

''A trope about us!''

When do we want it?

''Now!''

Listen up, TVTropes! I can't believe you guys forgot about me, the {{slogan}}-yelling megaphone guy, the most important part of any large public demonstration! How are people supposed to know what we're mad about? [[WavingSignsAround Wave signs around]]? That's lame! Noise is where it's at, the louder the better!

In fictional depictions, the audio quality is inversely proportional to how funny the scene is, so if it's a comedy, the guy standing next to me will always end up with busted eardrums since I'm answering his questions through the megaphone, but when I'm addressing the audience at large, expect a lot of--''[[foldercontrol]]

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Start listing some examples, folks! This trope isn't about to write itself, you know!
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!Examples:

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* ''BuckarooBanzai''. Lord John Whorfin uses a microphone to address his Red Lectroid followers.
-->'''Whorfin:''' What is the greatest joy?\\
'''Followers:''' The joy of duty!\\
'''Whorfin:''' Louder!\\
'''Followers:''' The joy of duty!\\
''[and so on and so forth]''\\
'''Whorfin:''' Where are we going?\\
'''Followers:''' Planet Ten!\\
'''Whorfin:''' When?\\
'''Followers:''' Real soon!
* The Vietnam protesters in ''ForrestGump'' get better audio equipment, but it's still sabotaged when Forrest goes up to say something important.
* Not a protest, but in ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' Dark Helmet orders his troops to (literally) comb the desert via megaphone. Colonel Sanders questions the wisdom of this, only to get a loud "WHAT?" through said megaphone.
* The 1982 film ''Who Dares Wins'' (aka ''The Final Option'') opens with an anti-nuclear march during which a man brandishing a megaphone (later revealed to be a government undercover agent) is shot in the throat by a crossbow bolt.

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* Reg Shoe from ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' is the go-to guy for protests. He explains the basics of sloganeering in ''Discworld/TheFifthElephant'':
-->'It's got to have bounce. And rhythm. Like "Whadda we want? Dum-dee-dum-dee. When do we want it? Now!" See? You need one simple demand. Let's try it again. Whadda we want?'
-->The watchmen looked at one another, no one quite wanting to be the first.
-->'Another drink?' someone volunteered.
-->'Yeah!' said someone at the back. 'When do we want it? NOW!'
** Actually mostly averted in ''Discworld/NightWatch''. Reg does shout "You can take our lives but you'll never take our freedom!" just before he gets killed, but most of the "rebels" are just ordinary people trying to keep themselves safe behind their barricade. They do come up with "Truth, Justice, Freedom, [[BandOfBrothels Reasonably-Priced Love]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And A Hard-Boiled Egg]]" but nobody shouts it.
* In Anne Lamott's book ''Bird by Bird'', she writes about teaching her young son peace chants, and at one point when she asks him, "What do we want?" he responds, "[[DeadpanSnarker Lunch]]."

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* ''TheChasersWarOnEverything'' did this frequently... in random, unaware shops.

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* [[{{sampling}} Sampled]] in TheDingees' "Street vs State": ''"What do we want?" "PEACE!" "When do we want it?" "NOW!"''

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* ''Radio/TheNowShow''
** Parodied in their discussion of the UK protests:
--->What do we want?\\
EVERYTHING BETTER!\\
How do we pay for it?\\
UM ... NOT SURE!
** And also in a discussion of how UK protests have a long history:
--->[[YeOldeButcheredEnglish What wanteth we?]]
--->AN END TO POVERTY!
--->When wanteth we it?
--->FORTHWITH!

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* ''CarlSquared'' Skye is helping Carl protest about... something and a megaphone is used.
* ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' [[PlayingWithATrope plays with]] the trope along in-universe popularity lines.
-->'''Danny:''' What do we want?\\
'''Sam and Tucker:''' ''[uncertainly]'' ...good music?\\
'''Danny:''' When do we want it?\\
'''Sam and Tucker:''' Now?\\
''[Dash takes the mic from Danny]''\\
'''Dash:''' What do we want?\\
'''Student body:''' Good music!\\
'''Dash:''' When do we want it?\\
'''Student body:''' NOW!
* Parodied and inversed on ''{{Futurama}}'', "Jurassic Bark":
-->'''Crowd:''' What do you want?
-->'''Fry:''' Fry's dog!
-->'''Crowd:''' When do you want it?
-->'''Fry:''' Fry's dog!
* ''TheSimpsons'' did it:
** "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge":
--->'''Marge:''' What do we want?\\
'''Crowd:''' Less and less violence in children's programming!\\
'''Marge:''' When do we want it?\\
'''Crowd:''' Now!
** "Last Exit to Springfield" (TheOneWith SNPP employees on strike):
--->'''Carl:''' What do we want?\\
'''Employees:''' More equitable treatment at the hands of management!\\
'''Carl:''' When do we want it?\\
'''Employees:''' Soon!
** Parodied in another episode:
--->''What do you want?''
--->''The gradual phase-out of animal testing over the next three years!''
--->''When do we want it?''
--->''Over the next three years!''
* Penny Proud of ''TheProudFamily'' leads the neighborhood kids in a protest, refusing to due chores until they get higher allowances. "What do we want?" "More money!" "How do we want it?" "In cash!"
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', the ISIS employees want to strike for higher pay, but have trouble coming up with a protest that doesn't reveal the location of their spy agency:
-->''What do we want?''\\
''Unfair!''\\
''When do we want it?''\\
''Change!''

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* A counter-protest against the Westboro Baptist Church.
-->''What do we want?''
-->''GAY SEX!''
-->''When do we want it?''
-->''NOW!''

* At a parody protest rally;
-->''What do we want?''
-->''Time travel!"
-->''When do we want it?''
-->"That's irrelevant!"

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