->"''You shed the city and [[UnusualEuphemism lots of other things]] during the drive. By the time I see that water, I'm good.''"
-->-- '''Newsanchor [[http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/anchors-away/2011/06/28/AGa1LSqH_gallery.html#photo=13 Wendy Rieger]]''' on skinny dipping in the Chesapeake Bay.

Skinny Dipping is swimming, but without the swimsuit. In the nude.

Usually, this is used in fiction for several reasons:
* {{Fanservice}}, of course. Because nothing turns people on more than water! Sometimes it's a way to get away with a nude scene without being too erotic.
* NakedPeopleAreFunny and GoneSwimmingClothesStolen, the latter of which is a sub-trope of this. Together, they can make a humorous situation.
* Sometimes a common element in {{Slasher Movie}}s, where a female skinny dipper is usually killed by the murderer.
* SamusIsAGirl. A great way to reveal her [[ViewerGenderConfusion secret]], right?
* To be TruthInTelevision.

As mentioned above, Skinny Dipping is Truth in Television. It was a common practice back before the 1950s or so, when swimsuits were impractical. It is still done today, though. As a matter of fact, some [[UsefulNotes/{{Nudism}} nudist camps]] which are otherwise clothing-optional make their pools no-clothing. (It's a little-known-fact that suit fibers just mean something extra to clean out of the filter system.)

Related to NakedPeopleAreFunny. Often the prelude to a TwoPersonPoolParty. Can result to OutdoorBathPeeping or NakedPeopleTrappedOutside. Super-trope to GoneSwimmingClothesStolen. Contrast NonNudeBathing. For anime, see also FuroScene and HotSpringsEpisode (which is not ''always'' naked, only ''often'').
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!!Examples

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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* ''Franchise/{{Gundam}}''
** In the first episode of ''Anime/TurnAGundam'', Loran Cehak goes skinny dipping in a river and gets swept away by the current. He's rescued by the Heim sisters, Sochie and Kihel, who also happen to be skinny dipping downstream.
** In ''[[Anime/AfterWarGundamX Gundam X]]'', Tiffa Adill goes skinny dipping with some dolphins. [[UpliftedAnimal Super intelligent Newtype Dolphins]].
** A ''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundamWing Gundam Wing]]'' artbook has a picture of Relena waist-deep in a spring in the forest, with no clothes on.
** In Anime/MobileFighterGGundam, ColonelBadass Natasha Zabikov goes skinny dipping in the Highlands. [[LovableSexManiac Sai Saici]] peeps on her and almost gets shot for his "trouble".
* ''Manga/KenkoZenrakeiSuieibuUmisho''
* Kagome from ''Manga/InuYasha''. Usually, HilarityEnsues. It should be noticed that she later starts using a modern swimsuit when she bathes/swims in rivers and the like, only fully stripping if she's in hot springs/baths. (It'd be pretty unpractical to wear one in such hot water, anyway.)
* In ''Anime/ElHazardTheMagnificentWorld'', the lesbian couple Alielle and Fatora go skinny-dipping for FanService.
* In ''Anime/GenesisClimberMospeada'' (part of ''Anime/{{Robotech}}''), Marlene at one point dives nude into the lake. This is unexpected since she is normally very shy.
* Naturally for a swimming-based anime, ''Anime/{{Free}}'''s first episode sees Nagisa gleefully strip his clothes to join Haruka in the pool.
* In ''Manga/{{Freezing}}'', Elizabeth Mably always swims or relaxes in the third year dorm's private pool naked, in contrast with the other girls.
* In ''LightNovel/TheFamiliarOfZero'', Luctiana is shown swimming naked in an oasis. Later, Saito suggests he and Tiffania cool off in the oasis. He takes off his shirt and jumps in, then gets flustered when [[InnocentFanserviceGirl she]] completely strips down to join him.
* This trope could have happened in episode 35 of "Anime/AxisPowersHetalia" (the World Series). Italy asks Germany and Japan to strip so they could do [[InnocentInnuendo something]] while they are stuck on an island. Germany begins to strangle him, cutting him off. Italy was talking about swimming. . . but he [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything worded his words strangely]].
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* ''ElfQuest'' has had one or two scenes where the elves swim and sunbathe in various states of undress, including total of course.
* Happens a couple of times in ''{{Bone}}'', once off-screen with Fone Bone and Thorn, and once on-screen with Smiley Bone. Humorously, Thorn doesn't care if Fone Bone sees her naked (telling him that he never wears clothes anyway), but when Fone walks in on Smiley skinny dipping, Smiley embarrassedly tells him to turn around [[HalfDressedCartoonAnimal until he's put his vest on.]]
* In an issue of ''ComicBook/TeenTitans'', [[ActionGirl Ravager]] goes skinny dipping in the pool in Titans Tower. In ''Teen Titans'' #50 (4th or 5th volume) [[MsFanservice Ravager]] invites [[DoggedNiceGuy Kid]] [[ButtMonkey Devil]] to come in with her.
* An issue of ''ComicBook/TheSimpsons'' comicbook ends with the townspeople getting drenched in mud and going skinny dipping to wash off
* In Brazilian comic ''[[MonicasGang Chuck Billy]]'', a bunch of hillbilly boys have this habit. A particular comic has the protagonist and his girlfriend swimming naked... and later, he gets blushed at her dress, saying it's too revealing.
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[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* ''Disney/{{Mulan}}'' has the title character taking a bath in the middle of the night [[SweetPollyOliver so as not to reveal her identity]]. HilarityEnsues when she discovers that some of the other Chinese soldiers had the same idea.ç
-->[[CrowningMomentOfFunny "I don't want to see a naked man again in my life!"]]
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* The first victim of the Shark in ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' is a woman skinny dipping.
* In ''Film/NineteenFortyOne'', a woman goes swimming naked off the California coast during WorldWarII and winds up in a close encounter with a Japanese submarine. She's played by the same actress who was eaten while Skinny Dipping in ''Jaws'' (but she lives in ''1941'' happily if embarrassed).
* ''Film/ForbiddenPlanet'': Commander Adams visits Altaira while she's swimming by herself.
-->'''Altaira:''' Come on in!\\
'''Adams:''' Didn't bring my bathing suit.\\
'''Altaira:''' What's a bathing suit?\\
'''Adams:''' Oh, murder!
* ''Film/FreddyVsJason'' begins with a girl skinny dipping at Camp Crystal Lake.
* ''TommyBoy'' features a woman skinny dipping in a hotel pool while David Spade has ADateWithRosiePalms.
* ''[[Film/NationalLampoonsVacation National Lampoon's Family Vacation]]'' has Clark swimming naked with another woman in a hotel swimming pool, only to be caught by his family.
* In ''WildHogs'', the four main characters do this but then are interrupted by a family with young children who don't realize this, and then things turn awkward really fast until the StraightGay police officer shows up....
* In ''Film/{{Dragonslayer}}'', there is a skinny-dipping scene between Valerian and Galen, which also has a nice helping of SamusIsAGirl for good measure.
* Tanya Roberts in the title role in ''{{Sheena}}'', who has NoNudityTaboo.
* The infamous skinny dipping scene in ''Child Bride''.
* Indulged in by the hero and heroine of ''Sssssss'', leading the heroine's father to turn the hero into a snake. Yeah, you read that right.
* In Australian horror film ''Primal'', the first character to catch TheVirus gets it from skinny dipping.
* In ''Film/LogansRun'', Logan 5 (Michael York) and Jessica 6 (Creator/JennyAgutter) do this when they find a lake.
* Jenny Agutter (again) in the 1971 Australian film ''Film/{{Walkabout}}''. Quite a long scene.
* A German Film, ''Die Wolke'' ("The Cloud"), based on a book by Gudrun Pausewang, features two girls doing this. This is presented as carefree time, contrasted with what happens later when [[spoiler:a nuclear plant explodes, making swimming in any natural water source extremely dangerous.]]
* In ''Film/InTime'', Will and Sylvia break away from her boring party to swim in the ocean (her mansion is next to the beach).
* In ''Film/CityOfAngels'', Nathaniel Messinger (an old, fat guy) does this. Seth follows him into the water, but keeps his clothes on.
* In ''Film/BatmanBegins'', Bruce Wayne and two dates enter a fancy restaurant. The two air-headed bimbos almost immediately jump into the fountain and strip.
-->'''Maitre D''': Sir, the pool is for decoration, and your friends do not have swimwear.
* Dana Delany and Stephanie Niznik are seen swimming nude in ''Literature/ExitToEden''.
* The 1998 version of ''Film/TheParentTrap'' features twins Hallie and Annie playing a hand of Five Card Poker at summer camp, with the loser to skinny dip while the whole cabin watches. Hallie's Royal Flush beats Annie's Straight Flush. They steal Annie's clothes.
* In ''Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun'', James Bond finds a woman swimming naked in a swimming pool. She invites him to join her, and he politely declines until she asks again. The people he was waiting to meet interrupt him before he can cast off his clothes.
* In ''Film/ProjectX'', Costa puts a "Naked Women Only" sign next to the pool. To the boys' surprise, several of the girls actually obey it.
* In ''Film/ASingleMan'', George (Colin Firth) and Kenny (Nicholas Hoult) do this at the beach, in the middle of the night.
* In ''Film/WhatsYourNumber'', Colin and Ally do this in the Boston Harbor. Then they realize it was a stupid idea because the water is ''cold''.
* In ''Film/AlphaDog'', Alma (Amber Heard) and Julie (Creator/AmandaSeyfried) do this in a swimming pool, and don't mind when Zach walks in on them. And joins them.
* In the movie ''Film/{{Cracks}}'' there is a somewhat creepy scene where a teacher takes the girls on her diving team for a midnight swim and they all go skinny dipping.
* One of girls in ''Film/DeathScreams'' decides to take break from the bonfire party and go swimming in nude. She's interrupted by the floating corpses of the two lovers from the film's opening, followed by the killer [[SlashedThroat slashing her throat]].
* ''Film/TheAmerican''. The protagonist takes his girlfriend to an isolated river spot, convinced she's a [[ContractOnTheHitman rival assassin send to kill him]]. Instead she strips down to her panties and gets in the water, but he's too tense to enjoy the sight.
* In ''Film/ThePriceOfMilk'', Rob (Creator/KarlUrban) skinny dips in a vat of milk with his girlfriend.
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[[folder: Jokes]]
* An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and peach trees. The pond was ideal for swimming , although he rarely did that anymore. One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket with which to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked..." holding the bucket up he said, "...I'm here to feed the alligator."
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[[folder:Literature]]
* In ''TheGreatBrain'', all the boys go skinny dipping in the local pond on a regular basis. One summer it was so hot even the grown men went, crowding the boys out. (Girls and women had to stay at home in their large heavy period dresses and sweat the summer out.)
* In Creator/RobertAHeinlein's ''Literature/TimeEnoughForLove'', Lazarus Long, 2,000 years in the future, has to explain to his daughters / sisters / clones that people in the 20th century actually wore clothes while swimming. They don't understand why anyone would.
* Another Heinlein: Jubal's pool in ''Literature/StrangerInAStrangeLand'' is swimsuit-free.
* The book series ''Soup'': the narrator and the title character skinny dips in the book ''Soup and Me''. However, [[GoneSwimmingClothesStolen their clothes are stolen]] and they are forced to "borrow" dresses to cover themselves up.
* In the Newbery book ''Literature/OnMyHonor'', this is an important plot point, because the hero, Joel, loses his friend Tony, who drowns [[DeathByNewberyMedal (since this is a Newbery book)]].
* In the story "Literature/TheEcho" by J. Nagibin, a major plot point is that the girl the protagonist befriended does this. The protagonist is forced into a SadisticChoice when [[spoiler:a group of bullies he fears (while trying to be accepted by them) starts harassing the girl.]]
* In ''Literature/TrialByJournal'', one character does this in the hotel pool at night.
* Bella and Edward in ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} Breaking Dawn]]''. Justified as they were 1) alone on a private island and 2) on their wedding night preparing to consumate their marriage.
* ''Literature/TheFountainhead'' starts with this.
* ''Fiddleback'' by Elisabeth Honey has a chapter named "Skinny Dipping or [[DoubleEntendre Free Willies II]]". The chapter is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.
* A minor plot point on ''When the Windman Comes'' by A. Michelis. The protagonist (an 11-year-old boy) discovers photos of a girl in a bathing suit and thinks the girl is Pareidolie, his friend (who is also 11 years old, just like on the photos). But Pareidolie replies that she doesn't even have a bathing suit. [[spoiler:Her mother doesn't want her to swim together with other kids as this would be "unsafe" and to enforce this, Pareidolie is [[InsaneTrollLogic obliged to always swim in the nude]]. At this moment Patrick realizes that Pareidolie's mother is not completely sane.]]
* Happens very poignantly in ''Pictures of Adam'', where Lisa (a girl from a rich family) challenges Adam (a boy from a poor family) to skinny dip in the nearby lake. When they do, she explains to him that "I am not my clothes, or my house... I am what is now in the pool... and so are You", bringing the point across that class differences aren't insurmountable. Being GenreSavvy, Lisa ''is'' aware of dangers (stranger-related or otherwise) in such undertaking, so as soon as they get out, she puts her clothes back on
* When Will escapes to a new world in ''[[HisDarkMaterials The Subtle Knife]]'', one of the first things he does is undress and go swimming in the ocean.
** In ''[[HisDarkMaterials The Amber Spyglass]]'' Mary Malone takes her clothes to swim after some seed pods, much to the shock and gratefulness of the Mulefa. Also, both Lyra and Will skinny dip near the end of the book as a way to bathe.
* The ''Freshman Dorm'' series by Linda A. Cooney plays a more PG version of this in ''Freshman Schemes'' by having good girl Courtney Conner and her boyfriend go swimming [[FullyClothedNudity in their underwear]]. When pictures emerge, it nearly ruins both of their reputations.
* Implied in ''Literature/ToKillAMockingbird''. The heroine's brother won't take her to a pond with him and Dill, because they prefer to skinny-dip.
* In ''YoungWizards'' Nita and Kit have to swim naked before they turn into whales in Deep Wizardry. Bathing suits don't fit on whales.
* In the book version of ''Literature/DrNo'', James Bond first [[NakedFirstImpression meets Honey Ryder when she's seashell hunting while wearing only goggles, a snorkel, and a belt for her knife]].
* Literature/PhryneFisher and Simon go skinny dipping in ''Raisins and Almonds''.
* In ''The Body'', the book that was later adapted into the movie ''Film/StandByMe'', the four boys go skinny dipping in a beaver pond, which turns out to be infested with leeches. This scene was altered for the movie, where they fall in with their clothes still on.
* In the fifth book of ''Literature/VenusPrime'', Sparta spends the latter half of the book swimming nude in the world-ship of Amalthea.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/LittleHouseOnThePrairie'': The 1977 episode "My Ellen," which actually involves young teen-agers (Melissa Sue Anderson was the only bonafide teen at 16, while Melissa Gilbert and the actress who played Ellen (Mia Bendixsen) were 13) skinny-dipping at the beginning of the episode. All that's seen are the girls' bare-shoulders, although several young boys who are classmates of Laura, Mary and Ellen hope to see more. The storyline follows the "accidental drowning" plotline when, upon discovery that they're being watched, the girls momentarily duck until the boys go away, but Ellen becomes entangled in some wooded brush and drowns.
* ''Series/VeronicaMars'': Veronica does it in one episode.
* ''Series/WhiteCollar'' has Alex making Neal skinny dip with her to prove that he wasn't wearing a wire. It should be noted, Neal is played by [[{{Fanservice}} Matt Bomer]].
* On ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', Clark has a fantasy about Lana and him skinny dipping in the episode "Slumber".
** In the episode "Heat", Jonathan Kent goes to Lex Luthor's swimming pool and finds a woman swimming naked in it.
* The opening of ''Series/PetticoatJunction'' shows the girls skinny dipping in the water tank. In fact that's how that particular location gets its (unofficial) name, from the girls' petticoats draped over the side of the tank.
* In ''Series/ModernFamily'', we learn that when she was a teenager, Claire was caught by the police skinny-dipping in a neighbor's pool.
* ''Series/TheYoungRiders'': Teaspoon discovered that Lou was really Louise, when he decided to join her in the pond she was bathing in, over "his" objections.
* ''Series/DoogieHowserMD'' ep. “Look Ma, No Pants” has Doogie skinny dipping in the family pool with his mother’s new boss…until he gets caught by, guess who?
* ''Series/That70sShow'' ep "Hyde Moves In" had the gang skinny dipping in the ColdOpen and lead to GoneSwimmingClothesStolen situation. In "Graduation", Eric and Donna went skinny dipping, only to get lost and Eric seeing his sister Laurie naked and Fez to walk in on Donna.
* The ''Series/{{CSI}}'' episode "Fracked" opens with three teenagers skinny dipping in a hot spring. They discover a dead body floating in it.
* Crazy old man Leonard does this in "Advanced Criminal Law" of ''Series/{{Community}}''.
* Canadian [[MsFanservice Eve Kelly]] made a six part miniseries, ''Skinny Dipping'', were she got people to go skinny dipping in far off locations.
* In an episode of the beach documentary ''Bridget's Sexiest Beaches'', Bridget Marquardt and Sara Jean Underwood tour Croatia and skinny dip in the Adriatic Sea. Amusingly, they completely ignore the unseen camera crew and expose their butts to the camera, but when some hikers stumble onto the scene, the girls freak out and order them to leave.
* In the first episode of ''PubertyBlues'', Sue's parents insist on doing this while drunk, much to Sue's embarrassment.
* In the ''Shark Island'' episode of ''{{Baywatch}} Hawaii'', Jessie takes up skinny dipping when Sean tells her about the Polynesian cleansing ritual and performs a rescue in the nude.
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[[folder:Music]]
* "Skinny Dipping" by Ramona Brooks and covered by Cheryl Ladd.
* "Nightswimming" by Music/{{REM}}.
* "Skinny Dippin'" by Whitney Duncan.
* Referenced in the chorus of "[[WhatDidIDoLastNight Last Friday Night]]" by KatyPerry.
* Referenced in "Water" by Music/BradPaisley.
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[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* A frequent occurrence in ''ComicStrip/ModestyBlaise''.
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* ''[[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Dungeons & Dragons]]'' Ed. 3.5 has the homebrewed flaw "[[http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Compulsive_Skinny_Dipper_(3.5e_Flaw) Compulsive Skinny Dipper]]", which gives a character the compulsion to swim nude when encountering large enough bodies of water. Some circumstances (like cold, the likeness of monsters in the water, or onlookers) make it less likely to happen, though.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* One of the possible things to do as a teenager in the life simulation game ''Videogame/AlterEgo'' is go skinny dipping. Depending on your choice, you either throw off your clothes and jump straight in (only to discover you're the only person who actually did it, and are thus naked in front of everyone), or, after taking your sweet time getting in, end up being the last person to get out, and are thus naked in front of everyone.
* As of Late Night, ''VideoGame/TheSims 3'' has a skinny dip interaction with pools and hot tubs.
* In FireEmblemAwakening, [[spoiler: Aversa]] [[Radar/FireEmblem implies]] that she likes to do this:
-->"I usually go for a swim in the lake. ... Sometimes even in proper attire."
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* Hope from ''Webcomic/AloneInACrowd'' does this [[http://aiacrowd.com/archives/274 here]] and somehow manages to [[http://aiacrowd.com/archives/280 persuade Faith]] to try it too. Plays up to ''NakedPeopleAreFunny''.
* In ''{{Fite}}'', Lucco and Guz go skinny dipping in a river together.
* In ''[[http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=139039 Flaws]]'', a fan webcomic in the style of ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', a female barbarian has the aforementioned flaw "Compulsive Skinny Dipper" (as seen [[http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/7677/kumo14.png in this strip]]). Naturally, the party's {{Halfling}} has the flaw "Pervert".
* In ''Webcomic/MenageA3'', Sandra and Senna get drunk together in Montreal, and decide to go skinny dipping, just because. Senna announces that she knows a perfect beach for the purpose. Which is how Sandra ends up [[PutOnABus stranded in Brazil]].
* ''SchoolBites'' has a skinny dipping scene. Ironically, it only leads to an awkward moment for the one girl who is not done undressing.
* ''Webcomic/MagickChicks'': When Faith sees that [[LoveInterest Tiffany's]] tagged along for the student council's camping trip[[note]]which turned out to be a trap, set by [[EvilRedhead Cerise]][[/note]], [[http://www.magickchicks.com/strips-mc/clandestine_meeting she turns on the charm]] and suggests she [[YouCanLeaveYourHatOn keep her mask on]] later, for when they went skinny-dipping. The thing was, Faith was just kidding. So, when Tiff showed up naked, [[http://www.magickchicks.com/strips-mc/not_weird Faith gets an eyeful.]]
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* From the ''GlobalGuardiansPBEMUniverse'', aquatic superheroine Calypso, being from the undersea kingdom of Atlantis (a society with NoNudityTaboo), has a hard time figuring out why the surface dwellers insist on wearing clothing when above the water, much less when they are in it. Her default mode of dress when swimming is total nudity. This is her default mode of dress while out of the water 70% of the time, as well.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* On ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'', Stimpy invites Ren to go skinny dipping while camping. Since they were already naked, this involves taking off their furs. They are then joined (to their great horror) by a whithered old man who just ''loves'' skinny dipping. And then by the man's wife, to their even greater horror. The old man later appears through the episode, practicing such activities as skinny stomping and skinny slapping.
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' has Katara taking a bath in the nude [[{{Fanservice}} for really no important reason.]] She overhears a conversation held by Sokka and Toph, which, in theory, she could have done while doing some other, fully-clothed activity...
** Given that this is supposed to be a kid-friendly show, the "fanservice" doesn't amount to much more than some bare shoulder. And technically, you can't really tell even that much, since the (small) part of her that is above the opaque water and would normally be covered by her underwear/bathingsuit is instead covered by her hair.
* A right of privilege on Freedom Day in ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "500 Keys", Homer remembers going skinny dipping with Duff Man. This might be how he ended up with the key to the Duff brewery.
* This is the main plot of the ''WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures'' episode "A Bacon Strip", where Plucky dares Hampton into skinny dipping in Montana Max's pool, only for Hampton's clothes to be stolen.
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* Before the 1960s, it was a common practice for boys in the YMCA to swim naked in the pools, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinny_dipping because swimsuits were impractical back then]].
* Similar to the above, it was a common practice for high school swimmers to swim nude during swimming practice, including Roman Catholic high schoolers.
* Even some U.S. presidents were avid skinny dippers. Some of them were UsefulNotes/JohnQuincyAdams, TheodoreRoosevelt, and JohnFKennedy, the latter with naked girls in the pool too. He allowed the press to interview him while doing so on the condition they also swim naked.
* As the Religious Tolerance website states, [[http://www.religioustolerance.org/nudism4.htm "Nude swimming has probably been the rule rather than the exception during the history of mankind."]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHjvoHgQSvA A British tourist decided to swim in the moat of the Imperial Palace in Tokyo. The police attempted to stop him but he chased them away and was finally caught two hours later.]]
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->Stop whining, {{Troper}}! Just take off your clothes already! Wee!!!\\\
Oh no! [[GoneSwimmingClothesStolen Someone has stolen my clothes!!!]] Good thing no-one could see you on the Internet.
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