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->''"And now, here it comes, the line you've all been waiting for..." (Music/AlsoSprachZarathustra plays in the background)''
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Phelous}}''' in his ''Film/{{Troll 2}}'' review

Related to SignatureScene, a Signature Line is a quote of dialogue that everyone remembers from a work of fiction, and has become synonymous with it. When the general public thinks of the work, this is the one quote that immediately springs to mind, and may be the only reason to remember the work at all.

There are many reasons that the line may stand out. It may be...
* A major centerpiece of the marketing for the work, possibly the {{tagline}},
* The opening line or monologue of a famous work,
* A line that evoked major controversy,
* A line that is incredibly ridiculous or {{narm}}ful in what is supposed to be a serious work, and/or
* [[WhamLine The major twist in the work]].

No matter the reason, the Signature Line is cemented in the minds of the general public. If you have actually seen the work yourself and are familiar with it, there may be lines that stick out more for you.

For game shows, the EliminationCatchphrase usually becomes the show's signature line as well.

A Signature Line is a line of dialogue that actually appears in the work. If the line is never actually spoken in the work, it's an example of BeamMeUpScotty.

Signature Lines are likely to succumb to MemeticMutation (usually, Memetic Mutation is how they ''become'' the Signature Line), and thereby result in viewers [[WatchItForTheMeme Watching It For The Meme]].

Don't confuse this with a CharacterCatchphrase; a signature line is something viewers might watch the entire show simply to hear, not just something that gets said a lot. If many different people in the show say it, it's the show's ArcWords. Sometimes, of course, a catchphrase or arc words can catch on and come to define the show in popular imagination, but it's rarer than you'd think -- the vast majority of signature lines are only spoken once in the work where they appear. Also not to be confused with {{Tagline}} or WhamLine.

'''NOTE: [[ItWasHisSled Since these are signature lines]], spoilers won't be marked.'''
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!!Examples
[[index]]
* SignatureLine/LiveActionFilm
* SignatureLine/VideoGames
[[/index]]
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[[folder:Advertising]]
* "Mama mia! That's a spicy meatball!" (Alka Seltzer)
* "FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!" (Advertising/BigBillHells)
* "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!" (Creator/BillyMays)
* "Hey kid... catch." "Wow, thanks, Mean Joe!" (Coca-Cola)
* Advertising/FlexSeal:
** "To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half!"
** "Now that's a lotta damage!"
* "Oh no, Mrs. Burke! I thought you were Dale!" (Grape-Nuts)
* "Uh...khakis?" (Advertising/JakeFromStateFarm)
* "[[DynamicEntry OH YEAH!]]" (Kool-Aid)
* "HEY!" (Toys/LEGOCity commercials)
* "I've fallen! And I can't get up!" (Life Alert)
* "Long long maaaaaaaan!" (Advertising/LongLongMan)
* "Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a [[CoolHorse horse]]." (''Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike'')
* "You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it." (Men's Warehouse)
* "...make the bad guys cry like an anime fan on prom night." (''VideoGame/MightyNo9'' Masterclass trailer)
* "I don't always drink beer...but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends." (''Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld'')
* ''UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis'' U.S. commercials:
** "Genesis does what Creator/{{Ninten|do}}[[TakeThat don't]]."
** "SEGA!"
* "You're a kid now! You're a squid now!" (''VideoGame/Splatoon1'' commercials)
* "Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!" (Trix)
* Creator/VinceOffer:
** "You followin' me, camera guy?"
** "You're gonna love my nuts."
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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* "TETSUO!" "KANEDA!" (''Manga/{{Akira}}'')
* [[GratuitousEnglish "Hello, everynyan!" How are you? "Fine, thank you." "OH MY GAH!" "I wish I were a bird."]] (''Manga/AzumangaDaioh'')
* ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'':
** "I sacrifice."
** "[[SayMyName GRIFFIIIIITH!]]"
** "That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron."
* "Not giving up... IS MY MAGIC!" (''Manga/BlackClover'')
** "[[SurvivalMantra I'm not done yet]]!"
** "[[DareToBeBadass Surpass your limits!]]"
* ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'':
** "[[SuperMode BAN-KAI!]]"
** "[[SwordBeam GETSUGA TENSHOU!]]"
** "Everything was [[AllAccordingToPlan all according to my plan]]."
** "What's the difference between a king and his horse?"
** "[[SayMyName KUROSAKI ICHIGO!!!]]"
** "What is this 'heart' you speak of? If I tear your chest open, will I see it there? If I smash your skull open, will I see it there?"
** "Now I see. Her heart was right here... in my hands."
** "[[MemeticMutation Since when were you under the impression]] that I ''wasn't'' using [[MasterOfIllusion Kyoka Suigetsu]]?"
** "Let me tell you something: [[BadassBoast your puny imagination can't create anything that I can't cut]]. You know why? Because I am [[LegacyCharacter Kenpachi]]."
* "One truth prevails!" (''Manga/CaseClosed'')
* "Fukou da" ("Such misfortune"; translated as "Rotten luck..." in the anime's dub) (''Literature/ACertainMagicalIndex'')
* "The future rules!" (''Manga/ChainsawMan'')
* "Dr. Volga, forgive me!" (''Anime/ChargemanKen'')
* ''Anime/CodeGeass'':
** "Lelouch vi Britannia commands you..."
** '''''"[[Creator/NorioWakamoto ALL]] [[LargeHam HAIL]] [[GratuitousEnglish BRITANNIA!!]]"'''''
** "You fellas know full well what this badass mother can do!" (English dub)
* "Bang." (''Anime/CowboyBebop'')
** ''[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY... ]]
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** ''[[/folder]]

[[folder: YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT. ]]
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* "Kamukura, Kamukura, ''YASS QUEEN~''!" (''Anime/Danganronpa3TheEndOfHopesPeakHighSchool'', English dub)
** "[[FanSub Google it up, shitlord.]]"
** "[[{{Blooper}} Yeah, I don't get this either. Pretty sure I died.]]"
* ''Manga/DeathNote''
** "[[AllAccordingToPlan Just as planned.]]"
** "I am JUSTICE!"
** "[[AGodAmI I will be the God of this New World!]]"
** "I'll take a potato chip... [[NarmCharm AND EAT IT!]]"
* "[[MultiTrackDrifting MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING!!]]" (''Densha de D'')
* ''Franchise/DragonBall''
** ''"KAMEHAMEHA!"''
** "Eternal dragon! Come forth, and grant us our wish!"
** "Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?" ''[[ReadingsAreOffTheScale "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!!!"]]''
*** "WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?"
** "This isn't even my final form."
** ''"FINAL FLASH!"''
** "Goodbye. Bulma. Trunks. And yes, even you, Kakarot."
** "[[FusionDance Fu-sion! Ha!]]"
** “KAKAROT!” And "Monster! No, I am the Devil" (for the Broly movies)
** "Don't shoot! He isn't black!" (''Anime/DragonBallSuper'')
* "I...am...atomic." (''Anime/TheEminenceInShadow'')
* "We mages of Fairy Tail...are experts at property damage!" (''Manga/FairyTail'')
* "I ask of you: Are you my Master?" (''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'')
** "I am the bone of my sword."
** "Yorokobe, shounen." (Rejoice, young man.)
** "Ekusu...KARIBAAAAAAAAAAAA". (Excalibur)
** "BAASAAKAA". (Berserker)
** "People die when they are killed."
** "Just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right!"
** "There is no rule that says an imitation cannot defeat the original!"
** "Here I come, King of Heroes. Do you have enough weapons in stock?"
** "COOOOOOOOL!" (''Literature/FateZero'')
** "Lancer died!" "You bastard!" (''Anime/CarnivalPhantasm''; the line is a ShoutOut to the Japanese dub of ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'')
* ''Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar''
** "Omae wa mo, Shinderu!" (YouAreAlreadyDead)
** "Waga shougai ni ippen no kui nashi!!" (Of this life, I have no regrets!)
** "Ore no na o itte miro!" ([[SayMyName Say my name!]])
* "I can kill anything that exists - [[BlasphemousBoast even if it's God]]" (''Literature/TheGardenOfSinners'')
* “Shirotabi please forgive me for bringing you back to life! I know now that it could never work between us! As much as we wanted to could never be!... [[BaitAndSwitch Not because you’re a rabbit]], [[BestialityIsDepraved but because you’re black.]]" (''Anime/GhostStories'')
* ''Manga/{{Gintama}}'':
** "[[MadLibsCatchphrase Zura janai, Katsura da!]]" ("It's not Zura, it's Katsura!")
** "[[OhCrap SHOGUN KAYO!!!]]" ("IT'S THE [[IronButtMonkey SHOGUN]]?!")
** "[[PreMortemOneLiner Say hello to Sensei for me.]]"
* ''Franchise/{{Gundam}}'': The pilots' launching catchphrases in general (e.g. [name of pilot]. [name of mecha]. [launching catchphrase]).
** ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam''
*** "This is no Zaku boy! No Zaku!"
*** "That's twice! Not even my father hit me!"
** ''Anime/MobileSuitZetaGundam''
*** "Kamille's a Man's name! AND I'M A MAN!"
*** "I came here to laugh at you."
*** "Captain Quattro, he is A CHAR".
*** "[[MemeticMolester I'm gonna violate you!]]"
*** "Men are perhaps born to fight each other. And women are perhaps fated to be their tools."
*** "I've never betrayed anyone in my entire life."
** ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam0083StardustMemory''
*** "I've got a burnin' love (The Winner)!"
*** "MEN OF DESTINY!"
*** "SOLOMON! I! HAVE! RETURNED!"
*** "[[SayMyName GATTOOOOO!]]"
** ''Anime/MobileFighterGGundam''
*** I challenge you to a Gundam fight! Ready, Go!
*** RISE, SHINING/[[MidSeasonUpgrade GOD]] ([[DubNameChange BURNING]]) GUNDAM!
*** "This hand of mine glows with an awesome POWER! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! SHINING FINGER!!!"
*** "THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED! IT'S LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY! ERUPTING GOD ([[DubNameChange BURNING]]) FINGER!!!"
*** "I'm positive. This guy has acquired abilities of the Devil ([[DubNameChange Dark]]) Gundam... [[UnstoppableRage WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI]]!"
*** "THE SCHOOL OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST!" "THE WINDS OF THE KING!" "ZEISHIN!" "KEIRETSU!" "TEMPA KYOREN!" "LOOK! THE EAST IS BURNING RED!"
** ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamWing''
*** "I'm going to kill you!"
*** "Mission accepted." (said in Heero's [[TheStoic inflectionless tone]])
*** "HEERO, COME BACK AND KILL ME...!"
** ''Anime/AfterWarGundamX''
*** "Tiffa! I believe in God!"
*** "Is the moon out?"
*** "[[MerchandiseDriven I'm selling this Gundam!]]"
*** "Too bad I'm a liar, Old Man Excellency."
** ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamSEED''
*** "[[SayMyName AAAAATHRUUUUUNNNN!]]" "KIIRAAAAAAAA!"
*** "You have the power to make a difference. Why not put it to good use?"
*** "Nicol was fifteen! He loved to play the piano..."
*** "We can't leave Orb, or this world, in the hands of those bastards."
*** "The final door is about to open, and I'll be the one opening it! Then this world will come to an end! This world of insatiable desires will end!"
** ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamSEEDDestiny''
*** "I understand what you're saying... BUT AT THIS MOMENT, CAGALI IS CRYING HER HEART OUT!"
*** "I'm the one that's going to defeat you! Here! Today!"
*** "Help!! I'm going to killed, Ms. Lacus! — MEER"
** ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam00''
*** "I am Gundam!"
*** "Gundam Exia. Setsuna F. Seiei. Slashing through the future!"
*** "Targeted and Firing!"
*** "Isn't that right, (H)Allelujah!?"
*** "LOCKON, LOCKON, LOCKON..."
*** [[StarCrossedLovers "Louise..." "Saji..."]] [[IncestSubtext "Mother..."]] [[ParentalSubstitute "Colonel..."]] [[BattleCouple "Marie..."]] [[DatingCatwoman "Anew..."]] [[CargoShip "Veda..." "Gundam..."]]
** "I am the super pilot, Asemu Asuno!" (''Anime/MobileSuitGundamAGE'')
** "Gunpla is freedom!" (''Anime/GundamBuildFighters'')
** "Don't you ever stop." (''Anime/MobileSuitGundamIronBloodedOrphans'')
** "Happy birthday to you…"(''Anime/MobileSuitGundamTheWitchFromMercury'')
* "Ippen shinde meru?" (''Anime/HellGirl'')
* '''"USO DA!"''' ([[ThatLiarLies THAT'S A LIE!]]) (''VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry'')
** "[[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe HAUUUU~! OMOCHIKAERI (I wanna take it home with me)~!]]"
* ''Manga/HunterXHunter''
** "Bungee Gum has the properties of both rubber and gum."
** "Kurapika is now drowning in an indescribable emptiness."
* "[[SexyDiscretionShot They had a lot of sex after this.]]" (''Manga/ICantUnderstandWhatMyHusbandIsSaying'')
* ''Manga/InitialD''
** "W-What the...? Inertia Drift?!"
** "I've got no impression... This town's made by imitation..."
** "DEJA VU, I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE!"
* ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'':
** ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventurePhantomBlood Phantom Blood]]'':
*** "[[EarWorm SONO CHI NO SADAME! JOOOOOOOOJO!]]"
*** "You thought your [[SacredFirstKiss first kiss]] would be Jojo, [[ForcefulKiss BUT IT WAS I]], ''[[EvilIsPetty DIO]]!''"
*** "Even Speedwagon's afraid!"
*** "Tell me... To undo your injuries, how many innocent lives did you consume?" "I don't know. How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?"
*** "[[{{Kiai}} MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!]]" (Useless! Useless! Useless! USELESS!)
** ''[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency Battle Tendency]]'':
*** "[[Music/{{Yes}} I'll be the roundabout...]]"
*** "[[HeyThatsMyLine Next you'll say]] [opponent's next line]!"
*** "[aforementioned line]! ''[[OhCrap ...Huh?!]]''"
** ''[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Stardust Crusaders]]'':
*** "Yare yare daze..." (Good grief...)
*** "[[{{Kiai}} ORAORAORAORAORAORA!]]" (all-purpose onomatopoeia for throwing a punch)
*** "[[GratuitousEnglish Za Warudo!]]"
*** "Toki yo tomare!" ([[TimeStandsStill Time, stand still]]!)
*** "Oh? You're approaching me?"
*** "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer."
*** "[[MemeticMutation RŌDORŌRĀ DA]]!!!" (IT'S A [[CarFu ROAD ROLLER]]!!!)
** ''[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Diamond is Unbreakable]]'':
*** "[[EarWorm BREAKDOWN, BREAKDOWN]]"
*** "SHINING JUSTICE MEBAETE"
*** "[[BerserkButton What the hell did you just say about my hair?]]"
*** "[[BlindIdiotTranslation What a beautiful Duwang! (chew)]]"
*** "[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya My name is Yoshikage Kira]]. I'm 33 years old..."
*** "S-H-I-T."
*** "[[DefiantToTheEnd I refuse.]]"
*** "Okay, Master! Let's kill da ho! Beeetch!"
*** "[[GroundhogDayLoop BITES ZA DUSTO]]!"
** ''[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind Golden Wind]]'':
*** "I, Giorno Giovana, have a dream."
*** "I'm going to become a Gang-Star!"
*** "This taste... It's the taste of a liar! Giorno Giovanna!"
*** "[[GroundhogDayLoop Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha- Wha-]]"
** ''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStoneOcean Stone Ocean]]'':
*** "[[LikeFatherLikeSon Yare yare dawa...]]" (Good grief...)
*** "Do you believe in gravity?"
*** "I have always cherished you."
*** "It seems you were late by two steps. The Joestar Bloodline, as to be expected, they drew strength from their pride and courage, and came together to conquer their fate. However, that connection through blood is also their weakness. Jotaro Kujo, your greatest weakness is your daughter."
*** "My name... my name is Emporio."
** "My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of justice." (''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureSteelBallRun Steel Ball Run]]'')
** "Showing off your Stand is like showing off your asshole." (''[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureJojolion JoJolion]]'')
* ''Manga/JujutsuKaisen'':
** "Doshio a sore doshio" ("What do we do? Ah, what do we do about this?")
*** "Good boy! Have some jerky! Have all the jerky you want!"
** "Ryouiki Tenkai." ("[[DomainHolder Domain Expansion]].")
*** "Fukuma Mizushi." ("Malevolent Shrine.")
*** "Muryoukuusho." ("Unlimited Void.")
** "[[ArtShift I see. I don't get it.]]"
** "Daijoubu desho. Datte kimi... ''yowai mon''." ("It will be fine. After all... ''[[{{troll}} you're weak]]''.")
** "Jujutsu sorcerers are shit!"
*** "Work is shit!"
*** "[[TheFriendNobodyLikes I DO NOT RESPECT HIM AT ALL!]]"[[note]]"HUH?!"[[/note]]
*** "FRANKLY, I DO NOT CARE!"[[note]]"[[RunningGagged Okay, I get it!]]"[[/note]]
** "[[WhoDares You dare touch my soul?]] Since [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor we both heartily ridiculed that brat together]], I'll allow it once. [[ImpliedDeathThreat There won't be a second time]]. ''[[EvilerThanThou Know your place]], [[YouFool fool]].''"
** "[[HasAType What kind of woman is your type?]]"
*** "By the way, my type is a tall woman with a big ass!"
*** "[[StrangeMindsThinkAlike A tall woman with a big ass]], I guess? Like Creator/JenniferLawrence."
*** "[[ManlyTears Seems like]] we're [[CommonalityConnection best friends]]!"[[note]]"When you just learned my name?!"[[/note]]
** "[[GratuitousEnglish MY BESTO FURENDO!]]"
** "Panda... is not a panda!"
** "[[ColorFailure My sword has been taken away from me.]]"
** "Hello. [[SelfDeprecation Useless Miwa here]]."
** "No matter how many allies you have around you, when you die, you'll be alone."
** "[[TakingYouWithMe Dying to win]] and [[DeathOrGloryAttack risking death to win]]... are completely different, Megumi. [[DareToBeBadass Give it your best. Be greedier.]]"
** "[[BlasphemousBoast Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the honored one.]]"
** "[[ArmorPiercingQuestion Are you the strongest because you are Satoru Gojo? Or are you Satoru Gojo because you are the strongest?]]"
** "Itadori-kun... I'll leave the rest to you."
** "[[UsefulNotes/{{Buddhism}} The sound of the Gion Shoja bells echoes the impermanence of all things. The color of the sala flowers reveals the truth that the prosperous must decline.]] '''HOWEVER!''' [[BlasphemousBoast We are the exception!]]"
** "[[{{pun}} That's none of your businet!]]"
** "Nah, I'd win."
* ''Manga/KaguyaSamaLoveIsWar'':
** "[[RunningGag How cute]]."
** "I can't hear the fireworks."
** "That was a lie."
** "Shut up, stupid/[[SpiceUpTheSubtitles Go to hell, dumbass]]."
** "The Promised Land!"
* "Fun things are fun." (''Manga/KOn'')
* ''"Yaranaika?"'' ("Let's do it.") (''Kuso Miso Technique'')
* ''Manga/KurokosBasketball''
** "I am a shadow."
** "[[ArrogantKungFuGuy The only one who can beat me]] [[JerkJock is me.]]"
* ''Franchise/LoveLive'':
** Japanese dub:
*** "Nico Nico Nii~!" ("Nico Nico Smile~!")
*** "Washi washi suru yo!" ("[[ThanksForTheMammary I'll squeeze your breasts!]]")
*** "Nani sore? Imi wakannai." ("What is that? I don't understand what you mean.")
** English dub:
*** "Awesome sauce!"
* "I'm fine with being a devil... I'll just use my hellish tools to get you to listen!" (''Franchise/LyricalNanoha'')
* "I think dirty thoughts are bad!" (''Manga/{{Mahoromatic}}'')
* ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia'':
** "I am here!"
** "Young man...you can be a hero."
** "Go beyond! Plus Ultra!"
** "UNITED STATES OF SMASH!"
* "Dattebayo" ("Believe it!" in the English dub) (''Manga/{{Naruto}}'')
** "I will become Hokage!"
** "In the ninja world, those who break the rules are trash, that's true, but those who abandon their comrades are worse than trash."
** "SASUKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "NARUTOOOOOOOOO!"
** "Tobi is a good boy."
** "My pain... is greater than yours!"
** "There is nothing in my heart!!! I don't feel pain any longer... You don't have to feel guilty, Kakashi. This hole was opened up by this world of hell."
* ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''
** "I mustn't run away."
** "[[GainaxEnding Congratulations!]]"
** "Ritsuko Akagi, the truth is..." "Hmph. You liar."
** "What are you, stupid!?"
** "[[DudeShesLikeInAComa I'm so]] [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone fucked up.]]"
** "[[MadnessMantra I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I don't wanna die... I DON'T WANNA DIE!]]"
* "I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!" (''Franchise/OnePiece'')
** "[[Creator/FourKidsEntertainment YO HO HO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM]]"
** "When you wield that pistol, you risk your life. [...] I'm saying that this isn't a toy."
** "Luffy... ''[[BrokenTears Help me!]]''"
** "[[ObiWanMoment When do you think people die]]? When they are [[ShotAtDawn shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol]]? No. When they are ravaged by [[SoapOperaDisease an incurable disease]]? No. When they [[NiceJobBreakingItHero drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom]]?! No! It's when... they are forgotten."
** "Dummy! [[BlatantLies Praising me won't make me feel happy]]! [[{{Tsundere}} You jerk]]!"
** "The sea is a vast place, so I guarantee... Someday, you'll find friends who won't ever leave you! No matter who you are, ain't no one born into this world to be alone!"
** "SUUUUUUUPER!"
** "I want to live! Take me to the sea with you!"
** "Death is ''not'' an excuse!"
** "What's with all this blood?!! Hey! Are you alive?! Where'd he go?! What happened here?!" "[[MadeOfIron Nothing at all!]]"
** "[[WhamLine The One Piece exists!]]"
** "Hero?! No way! We're pirates! I love heroes, but I don't wanna be one! Do you even know what a hero is? Let's say there's a bunch of meat. Pirates have feasts and eat meat, but heroes give the meat to other people! I want to eat meat!"
** "[[WhamLine Raizo-dono... is safe!]]"
* ''Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt'': "[[InTheNameOfTheMoon O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, O evil spirit born of those drifting between heaven and earth, may the thunderous power from the garments of these holy, delicate maidens]] [[Film/PulpFiction strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger]], [[InTheNameOfTheMoon shattering your loathsome impurity and returning you from whence you came!]] [[PrecisionFStrike REPENT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!]]"
* ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries''
** ''Anime/PokemonTheOriginalSeries''
*** "[[TitleThemeTune I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was...]]"
*** "Prepare for trouble!" "And make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To united all people within our nation! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Jesse! (And) James! Team Rocket blasts of at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight! Meowth, that's right! (Wobbuffet!)"
*** "Looks like Team Rocket’s blasting off aaaggaaainnnn!" *ding*
*** "[Pokémon name], I choose you!"
*** "Who's that Pokémon name?"
** "Pikachu, [[ShockAndAwe use thunderbolt!]]" "Pikaaaaaaa-CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
*** "These donuts are great! Jelly filled are my favorite! Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut!"
*** "How about I use this frying pan as a drying pan!"
*** "RING RING RING! RING RING RING! PHONE CALL! PHONE CALL!"
** ''Anime/PokemonTheSeriesDiamondAndPearl''
*** "No need to worry!"
*** "Spotlight!"
*** "BYRON LOVES THINGS!"
** [[JustAKid You're such a kid]]! (''Anime/PokemonTheSeriesBlackAndWhite'')
* "Mada Mada Dane... (You still have a ways to go...)" (''Manga/ThePrinceOfTennis'')
* "I'm such a fool." (alternatively, in the English dub: "I was stupid... so stupid.")(''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'')
** "Form a contract with me!"
* "I'm Ranma Saotome... sorry about this." (''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'')
* "Kamikorosu (I'll bite you to death.)" (''Manga/Reborn2004'')
** "REBORN! HGNGH!"
* ''Anime/RevolutionaryGirlUtena''
** "Grant me the power to bring world revolution!"
** [[{{Leitmotif}} "Zettai Unmei Moku-shiroku..."]]
* "Tsuki ni kawatte, oshiyoki yo!" (InTheNameOfTheMoon, I will punish you!) (''Franchise/SailorMoon'')
* "'''''WASHI GA OTOKOJUKU JUKUCHOU, EDAJIMA HEIHACHI DE ARU!'''''" ('''''I AM THE PRINCIPAL OF OTOKOJUKU, EDAJIMA HEIHACHI!''''' or in two Fandub clips like this one: '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HggCDQIIHs I AM THE PRINCIPAL OF OTOKOJUKU, HEIHACHI EDAJIMA!]]''''') (''Manga/SakigakeOtokojuku'')
* "Who is that hot guy?" "Dude, chill. That's your girlfriend." (''Manga/ShikimorisNotJustACutie'')
* "You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, since I know everything ''you're'' going to do! '''Strange, isn't it?!'''" (''Anime/SonicTheHedgehogTheMovie'')
* "Waku waku!" ("So cool!" in the English dub)(''Manga/SpyXFamily'')
* "Link, start!" (''Literature/SwordArtOnline'')
** "Why, huh? I forgot a long time ago."
** "Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna."
* "Yours is the drill that will pierce the heavens!" (''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'')
** "JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!"
** "Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me! Believe in the me who believes in you!"
* ''Literature/{{Toradora}}''
** "[[AnguishedDeclarationOfLove I'm hopeless. I can't stop myself... from loving... Ryuuji.]]"
** "If you trip while running down a hallway, you'll get a nosebleed. If you trip in life, you cry."
* "Repeat this in [[LanguageOfTruth red]]..." (''VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry'')
* ''Anime/YuGiOh''
** [[Creator/FourKidsEntertainment "It's time to D-D-D-Duel!"]]
** "It's my turn! Draw!"
** "Penalty Game! Mind Crush!"
** ''Anime/YuGiOh5Ds'': "Riding Duel, Acceleration!"
** ''Anime/YuGiOhArcV'': "The fun has just begun!"
*** "[[ViewersAreMorons But you will still take damage]]!"
*** "Hitotsu ni!" (Become one!)
*** "Egao." (Smile)
*** "[[PreMortemOneLiner There is no next turn!]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* "Avengers, assemble!" (''ComicBook/TheAvengers'')
* "Bees. My God." (''ComicBook/AmazonsAttack'')
* "These Romans are crazy!" ([[ComicBook/{{Asterix}} Obelix]])
* "No one forgets. No one." (''ComicBook/AstroCity'')
* ''Franchise/{{Batman}}''
** "I'm Batman."
** "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot..."
** "I'm the goddamn Batman." (''ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder'')
** "...I want you... to remember, Clark... in all the years to come... in your most private moments... I want you to remember... my hand... at your throat... I want you to remember... the one man who beat you..." (''ComicBook/TheDarkKnightReturns'')
*** From the same book, "This isn't a mudhole. This is an operating table… [[PreAsskickingOneLiner and I'm the surgeon.]]"
** "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day." (''ComicBook/TheKillingJoke'')
* "[[TooDumbToLive Stupid, stupid rat creatures!]]" (''ComicBook/{{Bone}}'')
* "Hail HYDRA." (''ComicBook/CaptainAmericaSteveRogers'')
* ''ComicBook/FantasticFour''
** [[ComicBook/TheThing "It's clobberin' time!"]]
** "Flame on!"
* "My [[{{Sidekick}} ward]]... IS A JUNKIE!?" (''ComicBook/GreenArrow'')
* [[BadassCreed "In Brightest Day, in Blackest Night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power... Green Lantern's light!"]] (Franchise/GreenLantern)
* "No more mutants." (''ComicBook/HouseOfM'')
* "Hulk...SMASH!!" (''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk'')
** "Hulk is the strongest there is!"
** "Don't make me angry. YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry."
* "As long as one man stands against you, ComicBook/{{Thanos}}, you'll never be able to claim victory." (''ComicBook/TheInfinityGauntlet'')
* "I am the law." (''ComicBook/JudgeDredd'')
* "Sweet Christmas!" (''ComicBook/LukeCage'')
* "You crack me up, little buddy!" (''ComicBook/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'')
* "Big oof." (''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogIDW'')
* ''ComicBook/SpiderMan''
** "WithGreatPowerComesGreatResponsibility."
** "Face it, Tiger... you just [[ComicBook/MaryJaneWatson hit the jackpot]]!"
** "My Spider-Sense is tingling."
** "Just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man!"
** "I'm going to get you, [[ComicBook/NormanOsborn Goblin]]! I'm going to destroy you slowly... and when you start begging me to end it— I'm going to remind you of one thing. You ''[[ComicBook/TheNightGwenStacyDied killed]]'' [[ComicBook/GwenStacy the woman I loved!]] And for that you're going to die!"
** "We are ComicBook/{{Venom}}!"
** "[[ComicBook/{{Mephisto}} I want]] [[ComicBook/OneMoreDay your marriage!]]"
* ''Franchise/{{Superman}}''
** "This looks like a job for Superman."
** "Up, up, and away!"
** "Do you have any idea what you did to me!?" (''ComicBook/ForTheManWhoHasEverything'')
*** "Happy Birthday, Kryptonian. I give you... oblivion!"
*** "[[EyeBeams BURN!]]"
* "Surrender? ''SURRENDER??!!'' You think this letter on my head stands for ''[[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys France]]''?" (''ComicBook/TheUltimates'')
* "I'm the best there is at what I do." Sometimes followed by: "And what I do isn't very nice." (ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} of the Comicbook/XMen)
* "'Do it?' Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain.... [[YouAreTooLate I did it thirty-five minutes ago]]." (''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}'')
** "And all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'...And I'll look down and whisper 'no.'"
** "[[BadassBoast I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* "Ack thbbft!" (''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'')
* "It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" (''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'')
* "Aaack!" (''ComicStrip/{{Cathy}}'')
* "I hate Mondays." (''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'')
* "Good grief." (''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'')
** "You Blockhead!"
* "We have met the enemy, and he is us." (''ComicStrip/{{Pogo}}'')
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* "'No, John. You are the demons.' {{And then John was a zombie}}." (''Fanfic/DoomRepercussionsOfEvil'')
* "Because you are headcrab zombie." (''Fanfic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences'')
** "I have to kill fast and bullets too slow."
* "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin chard]] monster" (''Webcomic/HowIBecameYours'')
* "FUCKING MEME STORM!" (Fanfic/KhaosOmega)
* "What the hell are you doing you MOTHERFUKERS!"[sic] (''Fanfic/MyImmortal'')
* "[[EstablishingCharacterMoment MUCKLE DAMRED CULT!]] [[SuccessThroughInsanity 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN!?!?]]" (''Fanfic/OldManHenderson'')
* "I believe this is all happening for a reason." (''Webcomic/NuzlockeComics'')
** "[[TheFettered That would be breaking the rules]]."
* "You're one of them." (''Fanfic/{{Pokeumans}}'')
* "Hitler had become a Super Saiyan." (''Fanfic/UntilTheEndOfTime'')
* "Consider this your bad omen!" (''VideoGame/SonicOmens'')
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* "Are you surprised? It's a big mistake to think you're the only one who can turn into a car. I'm a car now, too!" (''Anime/AdolescenceOfUtena'')
* ''WesternAnimation/BatmanUnderTheRedHood'':
** "[[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bruce]], I forgive you for [[ComicBook/ADeathInTheFamily not saving]] [[ComicBook/RedHood me]]. But why, why on God's Earth... is [[ComicBook/TheJoker HE]] still alive!?"
** "You managed to [[TakeAThirdOption find a way to win]], and EVERYBODY STILL LOSES!"
* ''Franchise/{{Cars}}'':
** "Speed...I am speed"
** "Ka-chow!"
* ''Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon'':
** "MagicMirror, on the wall, who, now, is the [[FairestOfThemAll fairest one of all]]?" (''WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs'')
** "They never come back... as BOYS!!!" (''WesternAnimation/{{Pinocchio}}'')
** "[[OffWithHisHead Off with her head]]!" (''WesternAnimation/AliceInWonderland'')
** "Your mother can't be with you anymore." (''WesternAnimation/{{Bambi}}'')
** "Ladies do not start fights, [[LittleMissSnarker but they can finish them.]]" (''WesternAnimation/TheAristocats'')
** "For who could ever learn to love a beast?" (''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast'')
** ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}'':
*** "You ain't never had a friend like me!"
*** "'''''[=PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!=]''''' [--...itty-bitty living space.--]"
*** "DoYouTrustMe"
*** "I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid..."
** ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}'':
*** NAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAAAAAAAMA BAGITHIII BABA!
*** "HakunaMatata, what a wonderful phrase!"
*** "Long live the king."
*** "I just can't wait to be king!"
*** "Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true king."
*** "THEY CALL ME MR. PIG!"
*** "It's the Circle of Life! And it moves us all!"
** "[[DeathByIrony And he shall smite the wicked]] [[KarmicDeath and plunge them into the fiery pit]]!" (''WesternAnimation/{{The Hunchback of Notre Dame|Disney}}'')
*** "SANCTUARY!"
** "For a true hero isn't measured by the size of their strength, but by the strength of their heart." (''WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}}'')
*** "And then along came Zeus!"
** "Not quite." (''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}'')
** "You will always be in my heart" (''WesternAnimation/{{Tarzan}}'')
** "Pull the lever, Kronk! ...WRONG LEVER!" (''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewGroove'')
*** "Why do we even have that lever?"
*** "Well, you got me. By all accounts it doesn't make sense."
** "ʻOhana means family. Family means [[NoOneGetsLeftBehind nobody gets left behind]], or forgotten." (''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitch'')
*** "''[[PardonMyKlingon Meega, nala kweesta!]]''"
*** "There's no place I'd rather be, than on a surfboard out at sea..."
*** "[[FamilyOfChoice This is my family.]] I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good."
** "You got the makings of greatness in you, but you got to take the helm and chart your own course. Stick to it, no matter the squalls! And when the time comes you get the chance to really test the cut of your sails, and show what you're made of... well, I hope I'm there, catching some of the light coming off you that day." (''WesternAnimation/TreasurePlanet'')
*** "You're gonna rattle the stars, you are!"
** "Keep moving forward." (''WesternAnimation/MeetTheRobinsons'')
** "Bolt. Speak." (''WesternAnimation/{{Bolt}}'')
** ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}'':
*** "The snow glows white on the mountain tonight. Not a footprint to be seen..."
*** "Let it Go, let it go..."
*** "Conceal, don't feel..."
*** "Do you want to build a snowman?"
*** "Hi, I'm Olaf and I like Warm Hugs!"
*** "Only an act of true love can thaw a [[TitleDrop frozen]] heart."
*** "[[WhamLine Oh Anna, if only there was someone out there who loved you.]]"
*** "The only 'frozen heart' around here is ''yours''"
*** As for [[WesternAnimation/FrozenII the sequel]], "I don't even know a Samantha!"
** ''WesternAnimation/BigHero6'':
*** "Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion."
*** "We jumped out a windooooow!"
*** "That was his mistake!"
*** "[[WhamLine Baymax,]] ''[[WhamLine destroy]]''."
*** "I am satisfied with my care."
** ''WesternAnimation/{{Zootopia}}'':
*** "Sly fox, dumb bunny."
*** "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."
*** "Flash, Flash, hundred-yard dash!"
** ''WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}}'':
*** "We don't talk about Bruno."
*** “Seven-foot frame, rats along his back!”
* "He's making the wrong face!" (''WesternAnimation/TheEmojiMovie'')
* "Are you cussing with me?" (''WesternAnimation/FantasticMrFox'')
* ''Anime/FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren''
** From the iconic prologue;
*** "TheLifestream. That's what we call the river of life that circles our planet. Giving life to the world, and everything in it."
*** "There was one SOLDIER named [[BigBad Sephiroth]], [[TheAce who was better than the rest]]. [[GoMadFromTheRevelation But when he found out about the terrible experiments that made him, he began to hate Shinra]]. [[MaddenIntoMisanthropy And then, over time, he began to hate everything]]; Shinra and [[BadassCrew the people against them]]. Sephiroth, who hated the planet so much, he wanted to make it go away. And the people who tried to stop him. There were a lot of battles. For every battle, there were more sadness. [[ItWasHisSled Someone I love... went back to the Lifestream, too]]."
*** "Sadness was the price to see it end. It's been two years since they told me that."
** "Dilly-dally, shilly-shally."
** "Good to see you, Cloud."
** "Shall I give you... despair?"
** "There's not a thing I don't cherish!"
** "Stay where you belong, in my memories." "I will... never be a memory."
* "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming..." (''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'')
* ''Franchise/{{Gundam}}'':
** "Nu Gundam wa date ja nai!" (This Nu Gundam isn't just for show!) (''Anime/MobileSuitGundamCharsCounterattack'')
** "History is much like an [[TitleDrop endless waltz]]. The three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever. However, history will change upon the day of my coronation." (''Anime/MobileSuitGundamWingEndlessWaltz'')
** ''Anime/Gundam00AWakeningOfTheTrailblazer''
*** Indiscriminate firing!
*** "Young man! Do you need a beacon to the future? I, Graham Aker will gladly oblige! This is not death… It's for humankind to live on!"
* "THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!" (''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1'')
** "I mean, after all... [[WhamLine I am your biggest fan]]."
** "Coincidence? I think not!"
** "And when everyone's super, no one will be."
** "[[CapeSnag NO CAPES!]]"
** "HONEY? Where's my super suit?"
* "Take her to the moon for me, okay?" (''WesternAnimation/InsideOut'')
* "{{I am not a gun}}." (''WesternAnimation/TheIronGiant'')
** "You are who you choose to be."
** [[TearJerker "Superman..."]]
** "Souls... don't... die..."
** "You stay. I go. No following."
* "You are pathetic." (''WesternAnimation/JonahAVeggieTalesMovie'')
* ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueTheFlashpointParadox'':
** "Break the sound barrier, and there's a sonic boom. You broke the time barrier, [[Franchise/TheFlash Flash]]. Time boom. Ripples of distortion radiated out through that point of impact, shifting everything just a tiny bit. But enough. [[PointOfDivergence Enough for events to happen slightly different.]]"
** "Her hero; how noble. Oh, wait! You didn't stop [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy JFK]] from getting assassinated or make sure [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler]] stayed in art school. You saved your mommy. You missed her. And in a supreme act of selfishness shattered history like a rank amateur, turned the world into a living hell moments away from destruction and I'm the villain?"
* "To infinity and beyond!" (''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1'')
** "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU! ARE! A!]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis TOOOOYYYYYYYYY!!!]]''"
** "This isn't flying! It's falling with style!"
** "Where's your kid now, sheriff?" (''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'')
*** '"[[TearJerker So long, partner.]]'"
* [[PreAsskickingOneLiner "Skadoosh!"]] (''Franchise/KungFuPanda'')
** "Inner Peace." (''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda2'')
*** "Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story - who you ''choose'' to be."
* "Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile!" (''WesternAnimation/{{How to Train Your Dragon|2010}}'')
* "[[BigDamnHeroes PRESEN]][[HesBack TATION!]]" (''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}'')
** "There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, ''and there is no Queen of England''."
* ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''
** ''Anime/PokemonTheFirstMovie'':
*** "We dreamed of creating the world's strongest Pokémon... [[GoneHorriblyRight and we succeeded]]."
*** "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."
** ''Anime/Pokemon2000''
*** "Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice, or Lightning. Lest these Titans wreak destruction upon the world in which they clash. Though the Water's Great Guardian shall arise to quell the fighting, alone its Song will fail. Thus the Earth shall turn to [[TheChosenOne ash]]."
*** "[[ShipTease Ash is never really alone, because he has me]]."
** "[[SuddenlyVoiced It's because... it's because I always want to be with you]]". (''Anime/PokemonIChooseYou'')
* "WHAT are you DOING IN MY SWAMP?!" (''WesternAnimation/Shrek1'')
** "Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
** "Ogres are like onions."
** "[[Music/SmashMouth SomeBODY once told me...]]"
** ''WesternAnimation/PussInBootsTheLastWish'':
*** "What's the matter? Lives flashing before your eyes?"
*** "Y-y-you're not gonna shoot a puppy, are ya, Jack?" "Yeah, in the face, why?"
*** "Well you know what they say: Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men. Hehehehe..." "Oh. Oh! That was horrible. Your wish is horrible. YOU'RE horrible! You're an irredeemable monster!" "Wha-wha-what took you so long, idiot?"
*** "Puss in Boots laughs in the face of Death, right? But you're not laughing now."
* ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse:''
** "Let's start at the beginning one last time."
** "And I... [[Film/SpiderMan3 I did this]]."
** "It always fits. Eventually."
** "How many Spider-Men are there?" "Save it for Comic-Con."
** [[MemeticMutation "Hey."]]
** "This is a pretty hardcore [[SuperheroOrigin origin story]]."
** "Miles, the hardest part of this job is you can't always save everybody."
** "It's a leap of faith."
** "You gotta go home, man."
** "Not bad, kid."
** "How dare you point at me!"
* ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManAcrossTheSpiderVerse''
** "Are these your drawings?"
** "Alright, let's do things differently this time. ''So'' differently."
** "And don't get me started on Doctor Strange and the little nerd back from Earth-199999!"
** "I created you, you created me." "Spider-Man, why did you create that guy?!"
** "Chai tea?! Chai means tea, you're literally saying tea tea! Would I ask you for a cup of coffee coffee with room for some cream cream?!"
** "And this is where the British stole all of our stuff!"
** "You'll finally have a villain worth fighting and I won't be JUST A JOKE TO YOU!!"
** "Canon events are the connections that bind our lives together. But those connections can be broken. That's why anomalies are so dangerous."
** "Takin' a crap on the establishment, I salute you."
** "All personnel, drop what you're doing and [[OneSteveLimit stop Spider-Man!]]"
** "Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go! Nah. Imma do my own thing."
** "[[TwistEnding Who's Spider-Man?]]"
** "[[EvilDoppelganger I'm Miles Morales]]. But [[TheHero you]]. You call me the Prowler."
* "We've got to have... ''money''." (''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryTheMovie'')
* "But I already am in a cage." (''WesternAnimation/{{Wolfwalkers}}'')
* "''Silenzio, Bruno!''" (''WesternAnimation/{{Luca}}'')
* "I like boys! I like loud music! I like gyrating! I'm thirteen, DEAL WITH IT!" (''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'')
** "You wanna see CRASS?!"
* "Just smile and wave boys. Smile and wave." (''{{WesternAnimation/Madagascar}}'')
* "No! NOOOOOOOO!" (''WesternAnimation/JoshuaAndThePromisedLand'')
* "Go to the church and ask God to forgive you." (''Literature/TheHockeySweater'', animated adaptation)
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Let's Play]]
* "[[ArcWords It was never meant to be.]]" (WebVideo/DreamSMP)
* "The city is fucking destroyed!" (LetsPlay/HellfireCommentaries)
* "Mah balls!" (''LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}}'')
* "[[VideoGame/KaizoMarioWorld MOVE FASTER, POKEY!]]" (LetsPlay/ProtonJon)
* "GAMMMMEEE!" (LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys, by Jon during Mario Party 1)
** "By the way, bye guys." (Jon again, usually taking advantage of his character's superior speed)
** "Meet LetsPlay/JoshJepson. His boy Chugga. Daughter Johnny. Tim, his wife!" (Emile's SongParody to open Episode 2 of New Super Mario Bros Wii)
** "Calibrary Cuff Paula Deen?! ''Calibrary Cuff?''!" (Emile's [[NeverLiveItDown never gonna live that Wheel of Fortune botch down]], which was only the beginning of his difficulties with Wheel of Fortune)
* "Hello! This is WebVideo/{{Stampy|longnose}}, and welcome to another Minecraft Let's Play video, and another video inside of WebVideo/StampysLovelyWorld!"
* "Not even close, baybee!" (''LetsPlay/{{Videogamedunkey}}'')
** "[[NeverLiveItDown This reminds me of that time I beat Sky in]] ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash]]''."
** "[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness I'm done with]] ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends''."
** "[[VideoGame/{{Knack}} KNACK]] IS BACK, BABY!"
** "[[RunningGag Game of the year is]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2 SUPER MARIO BROTHERS 2]], BAYBEE!"
** "Watch out for my (X)!"
** "[[BondOneLiner It's a good thing I brought my kill move, then.]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]
* "Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice." (''Literature/OneHundredYearsOfSolitude'')
* "If you don't come to Lagardère, Lagardère will come to you!" (''Literature/LeBossu'', also counts for the [[Film/LeBossu1959 film]] [[Film/OnGuard adaptations]])
* "Somewhere in La Mancha, in a name whose place I don't care to remember..." (''Literature/DonQuixote'')
* ''Literature/MobyDick''
** Opening line: "Call me Ishmael."
** "From Hell's heart, I stab at thee!"
* "Heaven creates neither man above man nor man below man." (''An Encouragement of Learning'' by Fukuzawa Yukichi)
* "The first rule of Fight Club is 'You do not talk about Fight Club.' The second rule of Fight Club is 'YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.' (''Literature/FightClub'')
* ''Literature/ATaleOfTwoCities''
** "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times."
** "It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done..."
* ''Franchise/HarryPotter''
** Opening line: "Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much."
** "Harry -- yer a wizard." (''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone'')
** "There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them." (''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone'')
** "We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled." (''Literature/HarryPotterAndThePhilosophersStone'', by Hermione)
*** "Wingardium leviosa. Swish and flick." (Professor Flitwick's explanation of the Levitation Charm)
** "AVADA KEDAVRA!" (''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire'', by Voldemort)
** "I must not tell lies." (''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix'', by Umbridge)
** "Snape killed... Dumbledore." (''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince'', by Harry)
** "NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" (''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows'', by Molly Weasley after Ginny ''barely'' evades a Bellatrix-cast Killing Curse)
*** "After all this time?" "''Always.''" (by Dumbledore and Snape)
* "''Literature/IAmACat''. As of yet I have no name."
* ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''
** "The things I do for love."
** "The common people pray for rain, healthy children, and a summer that never ends. It is no matter to them if the high lords play their [[TitleDrop game of thrones]], so long as they are left in peace. They never are."
** "When you play the [[TitleDrop game of thrones]], you win or you die. There is no middle ground."
* ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudice''
** "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."
** "In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
* ''Literature/{{Emma}}''
** "Emma Woodhouse, handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable home and happy disposition, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence; and had lived nearly twenty-one years in the world with very little to distress or vex her."
** "If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more."
* "You pierce my soul. I am half agony, half hope." (''Literature/{{Persuasion}}'')
* "Bah, humbug!" (''Literature/AChristmasCarol'')
** "God bless us, every one of us!"
* Some of the books for children by Creator/RoaldDahl have a very memorable opening line, to make the reader want to read on.
** "''What'' a lot of hairy-faced men there are nowadays." (''Literature/TheTwits'')
** "In fairy tales, witches always wear silly black hats and cloaks, and they ride on broomsticks. But this is not a fairy tale: this is about REAL witches." (''Literature/TheWitches'')
** "It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their son or daughter is the most disgusting little blister you can imagine, they still think he or she is wonderful." (''Literature/{{Matilda}}'')
** "Ernie had been given a .22 rifle for his birthday." (''The Swan'', from ''Literature/TheWonderfulStoryOfHenrySugar'')
* Creator/StephenKing:
** "He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts." (''Literature/{{It}}'')
*** "They all float down here. ''''THEY ALLL FLOAT."''''
** "Sometimes dead is better." (''Literature/PetSematary'')
*** "The soil of a man's heart is stonier."
*** "Oz the gweat and tewwible."
*** "And Gage, [[OhAndXDies who now had less than two months to live,]] laughed shrilly and joyously."
** "M.O.O.N. That spells _____." (''Literature/TheStand'')
** “His single-minded purpose. His unending fury.” (''Literature/{{Christine}}'')
** "Late last night and the night before, Tommyknockers, Tommyknockers, knocking at the door. I want to go out, don't know if I can, because I'm so afraid of the Tommyknocker man." (''Literature/TheTommyknockers'')
** "The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed." (''Franchise/TheDarkTower'')
*** "I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my heart."
*** "Go then, there are other worlds than these."
* Franchise/TolkiensLegendarium:
** "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit." (''Literature/TheHobbit'')
** "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, / One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them." (''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'')
* ''Literature/TheIliad'':
** "The rosy fingers of dawn."
* "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo."[[note]]"I will sodomize you and face-fuck you", or more loosely, "Up yours both, and sucks to the pair of you,"[[/note]] (''Literature/CatulliCarmen16'')
* "So it goes." (''Literature/SlaughterhouseFive'')
* "Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink." (''Literature/TheRimeOfTheAncientMariner'')
** "As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean."
* "''Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate''" ("Abandon all hope, ye who enter.") (''Literature/TheDivineComedy'')
* "The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel." (''Literature/{{Neuromancer}}'')
* "The past is a foreign country. They do things differently there." (''The Go-Between'')
* "Big Brother is watching you." (''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'')
** "WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH."
* "All right, [[ImGoingToHellForThis I'll go to hell, then]]." (''Literature/TheAdventuresOfHuckleberryFinn'')
** "Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot."
* "All animals are equal. But some animals are more equal than others." (''Literature/AnimalFarm'')
** "Four legs good, two legs bad." Which eventually morphs into "FourLegsGoodTwoLegsBetter."
* "I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine." (''Literature/AtlasShrugged'')
** "Who is John Galt?"
*** Both leading to one of the more memorable quotes of literary critique: "Eventually, the question you ask stops being 'Who is John Galt?' and becomes [[CharacterFilibuster 'When will John Galt shut up?']]"
* "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (''Literature/TheFountainhead'')
** "Before you can do things for people, you must be the type of man who can get things done."
* "April is the cruelest month..." (''Literature/TheWasteLand'')
* "I have no mouth, AndIMustScream" (''Literature/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream'')
* "Who said anything about safe? ‘Course he isn’t safe. But he’s good." (''Literature/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe'')
** "Wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight."
** "Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written."
** "Always winter and never Christmas."
* "Please, sir, I want some more." (''Literature/OliverTwist'')
* "There is ''nothing'' -- absolutely nothing -- half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats." (''Literature/TheWindInTheWillows'')
** "The mole had been working very hard all morning at spring cleaning."
* "Reader, I married him." (''Literature/JaneEyre'')
* "It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window." (''Literature/FarewellMyLovely'')
* "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." (''Literature/ThePictureOfDorianGray'')
* "Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins." (''Literature/{{Lolita}}'')
** "And this is the only immortality you and I may share, Lolita."
* "I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once." (''Literature/TheFaultInOurStars'')
** "Ok?" "Ok."
** "It's a metaphor see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don't give it the power to do its killing."
* "The field is covered in blood." (''Literature/WatershipDown'')
** "You are closer to death than I."
** "All the world will be your enemy, O Prince with a Thousand Enemies. And if they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed."
* ''Literature/ToKillAMockingbird''
** "Stand up, Miss Jean Louise. Your father's passing."
** "...it's a sin [[TitleDrop to kill a mockingbird]]."
** "In the name of God, do your duty."
* ''Literature/TheRaven'': "Quoth the raven, nevermore"
* ''Literature/TheHungerGames''
** "... and may the odds be ever in your favor."
** "Because she came here with me."
** "There is no District 12."
** "I tell him: Real."
* "[[Music/OneDirection 'No!' Jimmy protested...]]" (''[[Creator/BenElton Meltdown]]'')
* ''Literature/HonorHarrington''
** "Goodbye, Citizen Chairman." (''Ashes of Victory'')
*** "Oops."
** "What the hell. I've always liked a good challenge." (''Mission of Honor'')
** "Why is it that people like you always think you're more ruthless than people like me?" (''Shadow of Victory'')
* "Mother died today. Or yesterday maybe, I don't know." (''Literature/TheStranger'')
* "Scientists have calculated that the chances of something so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten." (''Literature/{{Mort}}'')
** [[/folder]]

[[folder: There is no justice. There's just me. ]]

* "Love will have its sacrifices. No sacrifice without blood." (''{{Literature/Carmilla}}'')
* "I- am that is, my sword shall wield for me." (''Literature/{{Redwall}}'')
* "My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk." (''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'')
** "I'm in the book."
** "The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault." (''Literature/BloodRites'')
* ''Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy:''
** "DON'T PANIC."
** "The answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is... forty-two."
** "[[InsignificantLittleBluePlanet Mostly harmless]]."
** "So long, and thanks for all the fish."
* ''Literature/AlcatrazSeries'': The opening line, "So, there I was, tied to an altar made from outdated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil Librarians."
* "Curiouser and curiouser." (''Literature/AliceInWonderland'')
** "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
** "But I don't want to go among mad people." "Oh, you can't help that, we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
** "Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
* ''Literature/BridgeToTerabithia''
** "Your friend Leslie is dead."
*** "You're lying. It's not true!"
* ''Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians''
** "Look, I didn't want to be a Half-Blood."
* "Nelly, I am Heathcliff!" (''Literature/WutheringHeights'')
* ''Literature/TheSongOfAchilles'':
** "I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth. I would know him in death, at the end of the world.”
** “He is half of my soul, as the poets say.”
* "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." (''Literature/AnnaKarenina'')
* "Manuscripts don't burn." (''Literature/TheMasterAndMargarita'')
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/TwentyFour'':
** "My name is Jack Bauer, and this is the longest day of my life."
** "Dammit!"
** "The following takes place between x am[=/=]pm and x am[=/=]pm."
* "I love it when a plan comes together" (''Series/TheATeam'')
* ''Series/TheAdventuresOfSuperman'':
** "Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Franchise/{{Superman}}!"
** "Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings InASingleBound."
* ''Series/AlloAllo'':
** "Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once."
** "Good moaning."
* ''Series/TheAmazingRace'':
** "(Name) and (name), you are the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you that you have been {{eliminated from the race}}."
** "My ox is broken!"
* "ONE WAY OUT!" (''Series/{{Andor}}'')
** "I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see."
* ''Series/{{Angel}}'':
** "Let's go to work."
** "Is that it? Am I done?"
* "You're fired." (''Series/TheApprentice'')
* ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'':
** "I've made a huge mistake..."
** "There's always...money...IN THE BANANA STAND!!"
** "I don't know what I expected."
** "I'm afraid I just blue myself."
** "...Her?"
** "But still, where did the lighter fluid come from?"
* ''Franchise/{{Arrowverse}}''
** ''Series/{{Arrow}}''
*** "You have failed this city!"
*** "My name is Oliver Queen..."
*** "I must/have to become someone else. I must/have to become something else."
*** "I keep my promises, kid."
*** "I'm the justice you can't run from."
*** "[[MemeticMutation What? No! Ray! Oliver!]]
*** "I'm always ten steps ahead and you still don't know what game we're playing yet."
*** "Obviously that particular comment didn't age too well."
*** "The hardest thing to do is to be a hero when no one expects you to be. The easier path is to be a criminal."
** ''Series/TheFlash2014''
*** "My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive!"
*** "I don't think that bolt of lightning struck you, Barry. I think it chose you."
*** "Run, Barry. Run!"
*** "I'm always one step ahead!"
*** "Oh I'm not like The Flash, at all. Some would say I'm the reverse."
*** "I have to try."
*** "YOU CAN'T LOCK UP THE DARKNESS!"
*** "[[OfficialCouple We are the Flash.]]"
** ''Series/{{Supergirl 2015}}''
*** "My name is Kara Zor-El..."
*** "[[AccidentalMisnaming KIRA!]]"
*** "[[SecretSecretKeeper Go get 'em, Supergirl."]]
** ''Series/LegendsOfTomorrow''
*** "Up until two months ago, I was a barista."
*** "[[DyingMomentOfAwesome There are no strings on me.]]"
*** "Sometimes, we screw things up for the better."
* "The avalanche has already started. It's too late for the pebbles to vote." (''Series/BabylonFive'')
* "Bazinga!" (''Series/TheBigBangTheory'')
* ''Series/BetterCallSaul'':
** "You are the kind of lawyer guilty people hire."
** "[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone I broke my boy]]."
** "And Slippin' Jimmy I can handle just fine, but Slippin' Jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun!"
** "He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking?"
** "Here's what's gonna happen."
** "Tell me again."
* ''Series/BillNyeTheScienceGuy'':
** "[[ForSCIENCE Science rules]]!"
** "Inertia is a property of matter."
* "I have a cunning plan." (''Series/{{Blackadder}}'')
* "Here's one I made earlier." (''Series/BluePeter'')
* "FEENAY! FEE-HEE-HEE-HEENAY!" (''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'')
* ''Series/TheBoys2019'':
** "Fucking diabolical."
** "Well well, if it ain't the Invisible Cunt."
** "I am the Homelander... and I can do whatever the fuck I want."
** "You are not our most valuable asset. You are simply... a bad product."
** "With great power comes the absolute certainty that you'll turn into a right cunt."
** "You are a fucking disappointment."
** "You're just a cheap fucking knock-off." "Oh, no-no-no. I'm the upgrade."
* ''Series/BreakingBad'':
** "Chemistry is... well, technically, chemistry is the study of matter, but I prefer to see it as the study of change. It is growth...then decay...then transformation."
** "Yeah Mr. White! Yeah science!"
** "This... is not meth."
** "Hi. I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I."
** "This looks heavy, what's there in the bags?" "[[SarcasticConfession Half a million in cash]]."
** "Stay out of my territory."
** "I am the one who knocks!"
** "[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch!]]"
** "Tight. Tight. Tight!"
** "[[WhamLine I fucked Ted.]]"
** "W.W. Who could it be? Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka? Walter White?"
** "You got me."
** "Look at me Hector."
** "I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter."
** "I won."
** "Say my name." "Heisenberg." "You're goddamn right."
** "If that's true... If you don't know who I am... then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly."
** "He can't keep getting away with it!"
** "My name is ASAC Schrader, and you can go f- yourself."
** "You're the smartest guy I ever met. But you're too stupid to see, he made up his mind ten minutes ago."
** "I watched Jane die. I was there, as I watched her die. I watched her overdose and choke to death. I could have saved her... but I didn't."
** "What the hell is WRONG with you? We are a family! We...are a family..."
** "Mama. Mama."
** "[[HeelRealization I did it for me]]. I liked it... I was good at it... and I was alive."
* ''Series/BrooklynNineNine'':
** "Title of your sex tape."
** "BOOOOOONE?!"
** "VINDICATIOOOOON!!"
** "Terry loves yogurt."
* "I'm Rick James, bitch!" (''Series/ChappellesShow'')
* ''Series/CharliesAngels'':
** "Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the police academy. And they were each assigned [[SarcasmMode very hazardous duties]]. But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me. My name is Charlie. "
** "Good morning, Angels." "Good morning, Charlie!"
* ''Series/{{Cheers}}'':
** "Norm!"
** "Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?" [[note]] Cliff's Final Jeopardy response when he competed on ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'' [[/note]]
** "You disgust me. I despise you." "Are you as turned on as I am?" "More."
** "Now, all we really know is that Robin is using my secret password to break into my corporation's confidential files, and from the date on these, well, it looks like he's been doing it since, well, since the day after we first slept together. So all I think we can conclude by this is...I am too stupid to live!"
* ''Series/{{Chuck}}'':
** "Don't freak out."
** "Stay in the car!"
** "Guys, I know kung-fu!"
** "Chuck, I fell for you a long, long time ago, after you fixed my phone and before you started defusing bombs with computer viruses, so yes. Yes."
** "Chuck, tell me our story."
** "One magical kiss."
** "Chuck?" "Yeah?" "Kiss me."
* ''Series/CobraKai'':
** "QUIET!"
** "So you're gonna be my karate teacher?" "No. I'm gonna be your sensei."
** "The best defense is more offense."
* ''Series/{{Community}}'':
** "Six seasons and a movie!"
** "Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her."
** "Troy and Abed in the morning!"
** "Streets ahead/behind."
** "She's a no good B."
** "Cool. Cool, cool, cool."
** "Oh, Britta's in this?"
** "You Britta'd it."
** "Britta's the worst."
** "Ha, GAY!"
** "Shut up, Leonard! [Insert insult]"
** "Leonard likes this post."
** "This better not awaken anything in me..."
** "It's TV; it's comfort. It's a friend you've known so well, and for so long you just let it be with you, and it needs to be okay for it to have a bad day or phone in a day, and it needs to be okay for it to get on a boat with Creator/LeVarBurton and never come back."
* "A wank, I think!" (''Series/CoogansRun''[[note]]though often misattributed to ''I'm Alan Partridge''[[/note]]).
* "You're nothing but a prostitute." "[[WhoDares HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A PROSTITUTE]]!" "But you are!" "...You better say sorry." "Why should I? Go to hell!" (''Crimewatch'')
* "[[QuipToBlack Horatio]] [[GlassesPull * ...* ]] [[QuipToBlack one liner]]. [[BigYes YEEEEEEEEAAAAA]][[Music/TheWho AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!]]" (''Series/CSIMiami'')
* ''Series/DadsArmy'':
** "We're doomed! ''Doomed!''"
** "'What is your name?' 'Don't tell him, Pike.'"
** "Don't panic!"
* "Cocksucker" (''{{Series/Deadwood}}'')
* "Whatchu talkin' about, Willis?" (''Series/DiffrentStrokes'')
* Franchise/DisneyChannelLiveActionUniverse:
** "Oh snap!" (''Series/ThatsSoRaven'')
** "Yay me!" (''Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody'')
** "Sweet nibblets!" (''Series/HannahMontana'')
** "Weasel Slap!" (''Series/ImInTheBand'')
** ''Series/KickinIt'':
*** "WASABI!"
*** "You probably shouldn't have done that."
*** "Holy Christmas nuts!"
** "Guess who got a job at [job]?" (''Series/AustinAndAlly'')
** ''Series/CrashAndBernstein'':
*** "Cleo!"
*** "FACE SLAM!"
** ''Series/LivAndMaddie'':
*** "Sing it loud!"
*** "BAM! WHAT?"
** ''Series/MightyMed'':
*** "There's a storm coming. Skylar Storm."
*** "I love bridges!"
* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
** "EXTERMINATE!!"
** "DE-LETE! DE-LETE!"
** "Hello, I'm the Doctor!" "[[TitleDrop Doctor who...?]]"
** "It's BiggerOnTheInside."[[note]][[BeamMeUpScotty Nobody's actually said this exact phrase in the show unironically,]] but it has been used by multiple characters as a go-to summarization of most peoples' reactions to the TARDIS.[[/note]]
** "Who are you calling "small"?!
** [[Creator/WilliamHartnell First Doctor]]
*** "One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me that I'm not mistaken in mine. Goodbye, Susan. Goodbye, my dear."
*** "[[Creator/PeterCapaldi You]] may be a Doctor, but I am ''[[UrExample the]]'' Doctor. The original, you might say!" (He used a similar line in "The Five Doctors", using "I may be a number of things, young lady..." when Tegan asks who he was.)
** [[Creator/PatrickTroughton Second Doctor]]
*** "I don't like it."
*** "You're [[TheNthDoctor making me]] giddy!"
** [[Creator/JonPertwee Third Doctor]]
*** "Oh, good grief."
*** "ReverseThePolarity."
*** "Now listen to me."
** [[Creator/TomBaker Fourth Doctor]]
*** "Would you like a Jelly Baby?"
*** It's the {{end|OfAnAge}}... but [[TheNthDoctor the moment]] has been prepared for...
** [[Creator/ColinBaker Sixth Doctor]]
*** "Expecting someone else?"
*** "Change, my dear. And it seems not a moment too soon."
*** "[[TakeThatCritics I am the Doctor whether you like it or not!]]"
** [[Creator/SylvesterMcCoy Seventh Doctor]]
*** "Unlimited rice pudding!"
** [[Creator/PaulMcGann Eighth Doctor]]
*** "Physician, heal thyself."
** [[Creator/JohnHurt War Doctor]]
*** "Doctor no more."
*** "Oh, for God's sake. Gallifrey stands!"
** [[Creator/ChristopherEccleston Ninth Doctor]]
*** "Fantastic!"
*** "Nice to meet you, Rose! Run for your life!"
*** "Just this once, {{everybody lives}}!"
** [[Creator/DavidTennant Tenth Doctor]]
*** "Allons-y!"
*** "[[FlatWhat What?]] [[RunningGag What?]] [[OverlyLongGag What!?]] [[BigWhat What?!]]"
*** "I don't [[TheNthDoctor wanna go]]..."
** [[Creator/MattSmith Eleventh Doctor]]
*** "Geronimo!"
*** "Bowties/fezzes/stetsons/glasses are cool."
*** "Come along, Pond!"
*** "Yowzah!"
*** " I am the Doctor, [[TheNthDoctor and I always will be]]..."
** [[Creator/PeterCapaldi Twelfth Doctor]]
*** "I'm the Doctor and I save people!"
** [[Creator/JodieWhittaker Thirteenth Doctor]]
*** "Oh, brilliant!"
* "I'm the one you call when you can't call 911." (''Series/TheEqualizer2021'')
* ''Series/FamilyFeud'':
** "Survey says..."
** "Naked grandma!"
* ''Series/FamilyMatters''
** "Did I do that?"
** "Look what you did."
* "Boss! De plane! De plane!" (''Series/FantasyIsland'')
* ''Series/FatherTed'':
** "Down with this sort of thing."
** "The money was just ''resting'' in my account."
** "Will you not have a cup of tea, father?"
*** "Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on..."
* "Don't mention the war!" (''Series/FawltyTowers'')
* ''Series/FlightOfTheConchords'':
** "Who like to rock the party? We like to rock the party."
** "And then Albi the Racist Dragon wasn't racist anymore."
* ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'':
** "[[EarWorm Now, this is a story all about how]]/My life got flipped, turned upside down/An' I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there/I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air!"
** "Uncle Phil, you've got to kick that man's butt!"
** "[[SuddenlyShouting LOOK, YOU BIG-EARED FREELOADER]]! You take your little square-headed cousin here, and you find Geoffrey, and you bring him back, [[DisposingOfABody or they'll never find your bodies]]! [[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem And I'm a judge]]! ''[[ImpliedDeathThreat I can make it happen]].''"
** "Geoffrey? [[LetsGetDangerous Break]] out [[ICallitVera Lucille]]."
** "Little, tiny onions... [[FoodPorn Swimming in a sea of cream sauce]]..."
** "We so rich... [[BreakingTheFourthWall Why we can't afford no ceiling?]]"
** "He's not supposed to be here for you, you're supposed to be there for ''him!''"
** "How come he don't love me, man?!"
* ''Series/{{Friends}}'':
** "Oh. My. God!"
** "We were on a break!"
** "Pivot. Pivot!" "Shut up. Shut up!"
** "How you doin'?"
** "I got off the plane."
* "[[ButtMonkey TANAKA]] THAI KICK" (''Series/GakiNoTsukaiYaArahende'')
* ''Series/GameOfThrones'':
** "Winter is Coming!"
** "The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."
** "The things I do [[{{Twincest}} for love]]."
** "Oh, my sweet summer child."
** "I am a Khaleesi of the Dohtraki!"
** "A Lannister always pays his debts."
** "What do we say to the God of Death?" "Not today."
** "Ser Ilyn. Bring me [[DecoyProtagonist his]] head!"
** "The King in the North!"
** "For the night is dark and full of terrors."
** "[[ArcWords You know nothing, Jon Snow]]."
** "What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger."
** "[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck the King!]]"
** "Valar Morghulis!"
** "[[OpportunisticBastard Chaos is a ladder!]]"
** "Dracarys!"
** "The Lannisters send their regards."
** "If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention."
** "Reek, my name's Reek!"
** "[[TheUnFavourite I am guilty for being a dwarf!]]"
** "Elia Martel. Say her name! You raped her! You murdered her! You killed her children!"
** "Finally, a girl is no one."
** "You want a good girl, but you need the bad pussy."
** "Shame. Shame. Shame..."
** "Hold the door!"
** "We're not a large house, but we're a proud one."
** "[[TakingYouWithMe BURN THEM ALL!]]"
** "Promise me, Ned. Promise me..."
** "When people ask you what happened here, tell them [[OnceDoneNeverForgotten the North remembers]]. Tell them [[BestServedCold winter came for House Frey]]."
** "You were so beautiful that night."
** "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you."
** "She is/You are our/my queen."
** "I don't want it[[note]]The Iron Throne[[/note]]."
** "To be honest, I never really cared much for them, innocent or otherwise."
** "I am the man who killed Jaime Lannister."
** "And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?"
* ''Series/HouseOfTheDragon'':
** "Men would sooner put the realm to the torch than see a woman ascend the Iron Throne."
** "You cannot live your life in fear, or you will forsake the best parts of it."
** "History does not remember blood. It remembers names."
** "You do not desert your post when the storm lashes."
** "Dreams didn't make us kings. Dragons did."
* "I really like being with you. Please don't leave me." (''Series/GirlFromNowhere'')
* "It was (date), nineteen eighty-something." (''Series/TheGoldbergs'')
* ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'':
** "Back in St. Olaf..."
** "Picture it."
* ''Series/TheGoodPlace'':
** "What the fork?"
** "They're never gonna call a train to take us to The Bad Place. They can't. [[WhamLine Because we're already here.]] [[ThisIsntHeaven This is The Bad Place.]]"
** ''"Holy motherforking shirtballs!"''
** "Take it sleazy."
* "XO XO - Gossip Girl." (''Series/GossipGirl'')
* "Soggy bottoms." (''Series/TheGreatBritishBakeOff'')
* "Ya busted!" (''Series/TheGreatIndoors'', also an InUniverse example as the character says it while presenting a news story and it takes off.)
* "Book 'em, Danno." (''Series/HawaiiFiveO'', carries over to the remake series ''Series/HawaiiFive0'')
* "Save the cheerleader, save the world." (''Series/{{Heroes}}'')
* ''Series/TheHoneymooners'':
** "One of these days Alice...one of these days, bam, zoom, straight to the moon."
** "Baby, you're the greatest!"
** "Hummina, hummina, hummina..."
** "Address the ball. [[LiteralMinded Hello, ball!]]"
* ''Series/{{House}}'':
** "Everybody lies."
** "It's not lupus."
* "You might think that, I couldn't possibly comment." (''House of Cards'' - [[Series/HouseOfCardsUK both]] [[Series/HouseOfCardsUS versions]])
* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'':
** "Kids..."
** "Suit up!"
** "Legen... wait-for-it... dary!"
** "Hi, have you met Ted?"
** "True story."
** "But, um..."
** "Let's go to the mall, today!"
** "Lawyered!"
** "I didn't break any state or federal laws. But I think I broke a much, much higher law. TheBroCode."
** "[[TheReveal Hi! One ticket to Farhampton please?]]"
* ''Series/ImAlanPartridge'':
** "Monkey tennis."
** [[OverlyLongGag "There's Dan! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!"]]
* "If you refuse, you lose." (''Series/ImpracticalJokers'')
* ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''
** "That's my character! I'm THE TRASH MAN! I come out, I throw trash all over the ring! And then, I start eatin' garbage! And then I pick up the trash can, and I bash the other guy in the head!"
** "Wild card, bitches! YEEEEE HAAAAAAW!"
** "Be gone from me, you soy boy beta cuck. The transaction is complete."
** "Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"
** "Suicide is badass!"
* "Henshin!" (''Franchise/KamenRider'')
* ''Series/KeepingUpAppearances'':
** "The Bouquet residence. The lady of the house speaking."
** After someone pronounced Hyacinth's surname as "Bucket," she replies "It's ''Bouquet''."
* ''Series/{{Lace}}'':
** "Incidentally, which one of you bitches is my mother?"
* ''Series/{{Leverage}}'':
** "The rich and powerful, they take what they want. We steal it back for you."
** "Dammit, Hardison!"
** "Sometimes bad guys make the best good guys."
** "Hitter. Hacker. Grifter. Thief."
* ''Series/LineOfDuty'': "Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey!" Superintendent Hastings' actor, Adrian Dunbar, has said he can't walk down the street without someone saying it to him (not that he minds).
* ''Series/TheLordOfTheRingsTheRingsOfPower'':
** "You have not seen what I have seen."
** "There is a tempest in me, one that has swept me to this island, and it will not be quelled by the likes of ''you'', Regent!"
** "I would make you a queen. Fair as the sea and the Sun. Stronger than the foundations of the earth."
* ''Series/{{Lost}}'':
** "Don't tell me what I can't do."
** "We have to go back!"
* ''Series/TheMandalorian'':
** "This is the way."
** "I have spoken."
** "We have you four to one." "I like those odds."
** "He is strong with the Force, but talent without training is nothing."
* "Get ta steppin'!! (''Series/{{Martin}}'')
* ''Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse'':
** '' Series/AgentsOfShield'':
*** "It's a magical place."
*** "I'm the guy who kills Gordon."
*** “We are not Agents of Nothing! We are Agents of SHIELD!”
*** "Welcome to Level 7."
*** "How will you come at us? From the air? From the ground?
*** ""Cool origin story, bro!"
*** “Here’s to us. Who’s like us? Damn few”
*** "Someone really wanted our initials to spell out 'SHIELD.'"
** ''Series/AgentCarter'':
*** “I know my value, anyone else’s opinion doesn’t really matter.”
*** “I got away with it because no one looks at me, because unless I have your reports, your coffee, or your lunch, I’m invisible.”
** "Are we supposed to stay silent like he is?" (''Series/{{Inhumans}}'')
** ''Series/CloakAndDagger2018'':
*** “Hold my hand. We’ll show these assholes a divine pairing.”
*** "With great power comes...even more power."
*** "The only alternative to doing nothing is doing something."
** "I lamp you." (''Series/Runaways2017'')
** ''Series/Daredevil2015'':
*** "Nelson and Murdoch, Avocados at Law."
*** "Let the devil out."
*** "Take your shot."
*** "One batch, two batch, penny and dime."
*** "I BEAT YOU!"
*** "I'm sorry. That must have been really hard."
** ''Series/JessicaJones2015'':
*** "Jessica! Get back here Jessica!"
*** "I want your cray cray."
*** “Don’t just stand there, Dad. Pick up the scissors.”
** ''Series/LukeCage2016'':
*** "Sweet Christmas."
*** “I’m gonna haunt you for the rest of your days. You can eat, but you won’t taste. You can sleep, but you won’t rest! Everything you love, you’re gonna lose! You hear me?!?”
** "I am the immortal Iron Fist, protector of Kun Lun, sworn enemy of the hand." (''Series/IronFist2017'')
** “The Immortal Iron Fist, living weapon, and protector of the ancient city, is still a thundering dumbass.” (''Series/TheDefenders2017'')
** "RUSSO!!!!!!!" (''Series/ThePunisher2017'')
** ''Series/WandaVision'':
*** "She [[Creator/EvanPeters recast]] Pietro?"
*** "Who's the popsicle?"
*** "It's been Agatha all along."
*** "And I killed Sparky, too!"
*** "What is grief, if not love persevering?"
*** "And that makes you the Scarlet Witch".
** ''Series/TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier''
*** "The only power I have is that I believe we can do better."
*** "Now they'll never forget what you did for this country."
*** "It wasn't me!"
*** "Join me in welcoming your new Captain America."
*** "He's outta line, but he's right."
** ''Series/Loki2021''
*** "Glorious Purpose!"
*** "Yes, very sad. Anyway..."
*** "See ya soon."
*** "Well, have you heard about how if you fall into a black hole you turn into spaghetti?"
*** "I know what kind of God I need to be."
** ''Series/Hawkeye2021''
*** "I’ll be home for Christmas!"
*** "Well, that's the guy I've been worrying about this whole time... Kingpin."
*** "I Can Do This All Day!!"
** ''Series/MoonKnight2022''
*** "Hi!" "[[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl AHHHHHHH!]]"
*** "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, my name is Steven with a V!"
*** "Meet my friend, Jake Lockley."
** ''Series/MsMarvel2022''
*** "Kamala, there's something different in your genes. Like... Like a mutation."
*** "And let's be honest, it's not really the brown girls from Jersey City who save the world."
*** "Sure they do. You're Kamala Khan. You wanna save the world? Then you're gonna save the world."
*** "Good is not something you are , it’s something you do."
*** "Embiggen."
*** "There is no normal. There's just us and what we do with what we've been given."
** ''Series/SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw''
*** "So I'm an expert at controlling my anger because I do it infinitely more than you."
*** "CAPTAIN AMERICA [[CurseCutShort FU-]]"
*** "I will kill for you, Megan Thee Stallion."
*** "No, I did not go to law school and rack up six figures in student loans to become a vigilante. That is for billionaires and narcissists, and adult orphans, for some reason."
*** "Madisynn, with two N's, one Y, but it's not where you think."
*** "It stands for "Knowledge Enhanced Visual Interconnectivity Nexus."
** ''Series/SecretInvasion2023''
*** "Human can't coexist with each other, Talos! You've been here long enough to know that! We've been at war with each other since we could walk upright! There is not enough room or tolerance on this planet for another species!"
*** "St. James Church, one hour."
* "Criminal is to be jailed!" (''Series/TheMeetingPlaceCannotBeChanged'')
* ''Series/MissionImpossible'':
** "Your mission, should you decide to accept it..."
** "This tape/message will self-destruct in five seconds."
* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
** "And Now For Something Completely Different."
** "It's..." (''Title card'')
** "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
* ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'':
** "We've got movie sign!"
** "EENNND! EEEEEEENNNND!!!"
* ''Series/{{Newhart}}'':
** "I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl."
** "[[Series/TheBobNewhartShow Honey]], wake up! [[AllJustADream You won't believe the dream I've just had!"]]
* Series/NickVerse:
** ''Series/DrakeAndJosh'':
*** "Hug me, brother!"
*** "MEGAN!"
*** "I hate you."
** ''Series/NedsDeclassifiedSchoolSurvivalGuide'':
*** "I'll let the night guy handle it."
*** "Claire Sawyer, Future Lawyer." "Claire, we've known you since Pre-K!"
** ''Series/ICarly'':
*** "In five, four, three, two..."
*** "Gibby!"
** "Thunderman, away!" (''Series/TheThundermans'')
** ''Series/HenryDanger'':
*** "Feels good!"
*** "I'm okay!"
* ''Series/TheNoddyShop'' has Johnny Crawfish's line "You don't give me heaven, and [[PrecisionFStrike I'll give you hell!]]". This is downplayed as the line in question doesn't come from an episode of the show, but from a music video made for an investor that surfaced the Internet after someone who worked on it posted it.
* ''Series/TheOfficeUS'':
** "ThatsWhatSheSaid"
** "[[BigNo NNNOOOOOOO]], GOD! NO, GOD, PLEASE, NO! NO! NO! [[BigNo NNNOOOOOOOOOOO]]-"
** "OH MY GOD! Okay, it's happening! Everybody stay calm! STAY F***ING CALM! EVERYBODY F***ING CALM DOWN!"
* "You didn't kill Anakin Skywalker. ''I'' did." "Then my friend is truly dead. Goodbye, Darth." (''Series/ObiWanKenobi)
* ''Series/OrphanBlack'':
** "Just one, I'm a few, no family too. Who am I?"
** "Welcome to the trip, man."
** "Fetch me something gay."
** "Are you my Sestra?"
** "It is not Beth who I loved..."
* "Of course (something), don't be ridiculous." (''Series/PerfectStrangers'')
* ''Series/PersonOfInterest'':
** "The government has a secret system. A machine that spies on you every hour of every day."
** "We have a new number."
* ''Franchise/PowerRangers'':
** "It's Morphin' Time!"
** "AH, AFTER {{TEN THOUSAND YEARS}}, I'M ''FREE!'' IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!"
** Alpha, Rita's escaped! [[RecruitTeenagersWithAttitude Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude]]!
** Andros, listen to me. It is your duty as a Power Ranger to save the universe. Now is the time.
** I...was...VENJIX!!!!
* "I'm still here, bitches, and I know everything. -A" (''Series/PrettyLittleLiars'')
* ''Series/ThePriceIsRight'':
** "The actual retail price is..."
** "Come on down!"
* ''Series/ThePrisoner1967'':
** "I am not a number. I am a free man!"
** "YouAreNumberSix."
** "Why did you resign?"
** "I've resigned. I will not be pushed, stamped, filed, briefed, debriefed, or ''numbered''. My life is my own."
* ''Series/{{Roots 1977}}''
** "What's your name!?"
** "Kunta! Kunta Kinte!"
** "My name is Toby."
* "'Sanctuary For All' is not an empty motto." (''Series/{{Sanctuary}}'')
* ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'':
** "Live, from New York, it's Saturday Night!"
** "Jane, you ignorant slut!"
** "Now, wasn't that special?"
** "I got a fever! And the only prescription...is more cowbell!"
* ''Series/SavedByTheBell'':
** "I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO EXCITED! I'M SO...SCARED!"
** "Hey, hey, hey, hey, ''hey'', what is going on here?"
** "The pipes have ears."
* "I had sex and Dad is dead! He died a horrible death because I had incredible sex!" (''Series/TheSecretLifeOfTheAmericanTeenager'')
* ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'':
** "No soup for you!"
** "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
** "George is getting upset!"
** "Are you still... master of your domain?"
*** "I'm out!"
** "Yadda yadda yadda."
** "I'm not gay...not that there's anything wrong with that."
* "Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." "No. Friends protect people." (''Series/{{Sherlock}}'')
* "We can rebuild him. We have the technology." (''Series/TheSixMillionDollarMan'')
* ''Series/SpartacusBloodAndSand'':
** "Forge your own path, or join with us. And together, we shall see Rome tremble!"
** "Jupiter's cock!"
** "Fuck the Gods!"
** "(Capua,) Shall we/I begin?!"
** "I. AM. SPARTACUS!"
** "Blood rains down from an angry sky. My cock rages on, my cock rages on!"
* "I am an/the emissary from Hell, Spider-Man!"(''Series/SpiderManJapan'')
* ''Franchise/StarTrek'':
** In General:
*** "Space, the final frontier."
*** "CaptainsLog, Stardate..."
** ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'':
*** "Live long and prosper."
*** "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
*** "HesDeadJim."
*** "[[ImADoctorNotAPlaceholder I'm a doctor, not a...]]"
*** "Set phasers to stun."
*** "Fascinating."
*** The episode "Spock's Brain" has its own signature line: "Brain and brain! ''What is 'brain'?''"
** ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'':
*** "Make it so."
*** "I am Locutus of Borg. ResistanceIsFutile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service...us."
*** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THERE! ARE!]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis FOUR!]]'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis LIGHTS!]]
** ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'':
*** "Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
*** "Set a course...for home."
*** "Coffee. Black."
*** "There's ''coffee'' in that nebula."
** ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'':
*** "We're making history with every light-year."
** ''Series/StarTrekDiscovery'':
*** "Black Alert!"
** ''Series/StarTrekPicard'':
*** "I don't want the game to end."
* "Friends don't lie." (''Series/StrangerThings'')
* "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." (''Series/{{Supernatural}}'')
* "The tribe has spoken." (''Series/{{Survivor}}'')
* "What does a yellow light mean?" "Slow down." "Okay. What...does...a...yellow...light...mean?" (''Series/{{Taxi}}'')
* ''Series/{{Titans 2018}}'':
** "[[RageAgainstTheMentor Fuck Batman!]]"
** "Nice to meet you [[ComicBook/{{Nightwing}} bro]], I'm the new ComicBook/{{Robin}}."
*** "Titans are back, bitches!"
* "Will the real [mystery guest] please stand up?" (''Series/ToTellTheTruth'')
* ''Series/TopGearUK'':
** "And on that bombshell..."
** "...in the world."
** "We met up, for a series of challenges."
*** "I was the first to arrive."
** "Ambitious... but rubbish."
** "Now it's time to see how it does on our track and that means handing it over to our tame racing driver. Some say (outlandish comment) and that (other outlandish comment). All we know is he's called 'The Stig'!"
* "The rest of that book, ''To Serve Man''? It's a cookbook!" (''Series/TheTwilightZone1959'')
* ''Series/TwinPeaks'':
** "Who killed Laura Palmer?"
** "She's dead. Wrapped in plastic."
** "The owls are not what they seem."
** "You know, this is - excuse me - a ''damn'' fine cup of coffee. I've had I don't know how many cups of coffee in my life, and ''this''? This is one of the best."
*** "Damn fine coffee! And hot!"
** "How's Annie? HOW'S ANNIE?!"
* ''Series/TheWalkingDead2010''
** "DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE."
** "Hey, Dumbass. Yeah, you in the tank. Cozy in there?"
** "CARL!"
** "This isn't a democracy anymore!"
** "Liar!"
** "They're screwing with the wrong people!"
* "What's next?" (''Series/TheWestWing'')
* ''Series/WhatWouldYouDo'':
** "Hi, I'm John Quiñones, and this has all been a part of a TV show called ''[[TitleDrop What Would You Do?]]''..."
** "Hidden cameras on!"
** "We're at [insert location]..."
** "We roll again."
** "We roll one last time."
** "Why—" (or "Why not") "—get involved?"
** "Nothing prepared us for the (last) man/woman we're about to meet."
* "Hello and welcome to ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', the show where everything's made up and [[ThePointsMeanNothing the points don't matter]]."
* "Is that your final answer?" (''Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire'')
* ''Series/TheWire'':
** "The game is the game."
** "It's all in the game."
** "A man's got to have a code."
* ''Series/WKRPInCincinnati'':
** "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"
** "...while the senator, who insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity."
** "Oh, I almost forgot. Booger!"
* ''Series/TheXFiles'':
** "The Truth is out there."
** "Trust no one."
** "Deny everything."
** "I want to believe."
* ''Series/YesPrimeMinister'':
** "Tragic."
** Oh, ''very'' droll, minister."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]
* "Who let the dogs out?" (Music/BahaMen, "Who Let The Dogs Out?")
* "I read the news today, oh boy." (Music/TheBeatles, "A Day In The Life")
* "If you like it then you should have put a ring on it." (Music/{{Beyonce}}, "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)")
* "Ground Control to Major Tom." (Music/DavidBowie, "Space Oddity")
* "I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die." (Music/JohnnyCash, "Folsom Prison Blues")
* "I get knocked down, but I get up again!" (Music/{{Chumbawamba}}, "Tubthumping")
* "I am the God of Hellfire! And I bring you..." (The Crazy World of Music/ArthurBrown, "Fire")
* "I want my Creator/{{MTV}}." (Music/DireStraits, "Money For Nothing")
* "Mr. Mojo Risin'!" (Music/TheDoors, "L.A. Woman")
* "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave." (Music/{{Eagles}}, "Hotel California")
* Music/{{Eminem}}
** "And come to think about it, his name was...it was ''you''." ("Stan")
** "Mom's spaghetti..." ("Lose Yourself")
* "Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge." (Music/GrandmasterFlashAndTheFuriousFive, "The Message")
* "You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant." (Music/ArloGuthrie, [[Music/AlicesRestaurant "Alice's Restaurant Massacree"]])
* "I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole." (Music/MerleHaggard, "Mama Tried")
* "Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no!" (Creator/RichardHarris (or Music/DonnaSummer), "Macarthur Park")
* "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky." (Music/JimiHendrix, "Purple Haze")
* "Fucking magnets, how do they work?" (Music/InsaneClownPosse, "Miracles")
* "Let's go to Luckenbach, Texas with Waylon and Willie and the boys." (Music/WaylonJennings, "Luckenbach, Texas (Back to the Basics of Love)")
* "Just a small-town girl, livin' in a lonely world. She took the midnight train goin' anywhere." (Music/{{Journey|Band}}, "Don't Stop Believin')
* "Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose." (Music/KrisKristofferson [[note]][[CoveredUp covered by]] Music/JanisJoplin[[/note]], "Me and Bobby [=McGee=]")
* "We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way." (Music/TobyKeith, "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue (The Angry American)")
* Music/AvrilLavigne
** "He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?" ("[=Sk8r Boi=]")
** "Hey, hey, you, you! I don't like your girlfriend!" ("Girlfriend")
* "Stop! Hammer time!" (Music/MCHammer, "U Can't Touch This")
* "...the day the music died." (Music/DonMcLean, "American Pie")
* "I want to fuck you like an animal." (Music/NineInchNails, "Closer")
* "It was all a dream, I used to read ''Word Up!'' magazine!" (Music/TheNotoriousBIG, "Juicy")
* "I wanna go home with the armadillo..." (Music/GaryPNunn, "London Homesick Blues")
* "You gotta keep 'em separated." (Music/TheOffspring, "Come Out And Play")
* "I kissed a girl and I liked it!" (Music/KatyPerry, "I Kissed a Girl")
* "I am the man who arranges the blocks..." (Music/PigWithTheFaceOfABoy, "A Complete History of the Soviet Union, Through the Eyes of a Humble Worker")
* "We don't need no education." (Music/PinkFloyd, "Another Brick In The Wall Part II")
* Music/{{Queen}}:
** "We will, we will rock you!" ("We Will Rock You")
** "Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?" ("Bohemian Rhapsody")
* "That's me in the corner." (Music/{{REM}}, "Losing My Religion")
* "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run." (Music/KennyRogers, "The Gambler")
* "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you." (Music/CarlySimon, "You're So Vain")
* "Hello, darkness, my old friend." (Music/SimonAndGarfunkel, "The Sound of Silence")
* "How could this happen to me?" (Music/SimplePlan, "Untitled (How Could This Happen to Me?)")
* "I like big butts and I cannot lie!" (Music/SirMixALot, "Baby Got Back")
* "Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage." (Music/TheSmashingPumpkins, "Bullet With Butterfly Wings")
* "I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want." (Music/SpiceGirls, "Wannabe")
* "It's fun to stay at the YMCA!" (Music/VillagePeople, "YMCA")
* "My Maserati does one-eighty-five." (Music/JoeWalsh, "Life's Been Good")
* "I hope I die before I get old." (Music/TheWho, "My Generation")
* "It's better to burn out than to fade away." (Music/NeilYoung, "My My, Hey Hey")
* "I tried so hard... and got so far... but in the end... it doesn't really matter." (Music/LinkinPark, "In the End")
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Pinballs]]
* "LOOK, EVERYONE! WE HAVE GUESTS!" (''Pinball/TheAddamsFamily'')
* "Go for the hill!" (''Pinball/BanzaiRun'')
* "You've got the power, / You've got the might. / Get ready for battle / Beat the Black Knight!" (''Pinball/BlackKnight2000'')
* "MOVE - YOUR - CAR!" (''Pinball/CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon'')
* "It's sunny drive time!" (''Pinball/{{Earthshaker}}'')
* "Quit talkin' and start chalkin'." (''Pinball/EightBall Deluxe'')
* "How 'bout another ball?" (''Pinball/ElviraAndThePartyMonsters'')
* "Funhouse? Bwahahahahahaha!" (''Pinball/FunHouse1990'')
* "It's a great day for racing -- and a great day for pinball!" (''Pinball/{{Indianapolis 500}}'')
* "My god, she's alive!" (''[[Pinball/TheMachineBrideOfPinBot The Machine: Bride of Pin*Bot]]'')
* "DON'T TOUCH THE DOOR DON'T TOUCH THE DOOR DONTTOUCHTHEDOORDONTTOUCHTHEDOOR..." (''Pinball/TwilightZone'')
* "Here it COMES!" (''Pinball/{{Whirlwind}}'')
* "[[AuthorCatchphrase Feel the Power!]]" (Most pins by Creator/PatLawlor)
* "Shoot for the Magic Trunk!" (''Pinball/TheatreOfMagic'')
* "The BlackKnight will win again!" (''Pinball/BlackKnight'')
** "I am THE Black Knight!" (''Black Knight 2000'')
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Podcasts]]
* "And now, the Weather!" (''Podcast/WelcomeToNightVale'')
* ''[[Recap/FilmRerollFridayThe13thTheFinalChapter "There's a man standing behind you."]]'' (''Podcast/FilmReroll'')
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
* Wrestling/HulkHogan:
** "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?"
** "So let me tell you something [[VerbalTic brother...]]"
** "You better start eating your vitamins and start saying your prayers!"

** "Wrestling/{{MeanGene|Okerlund}}, the first thing you need to do is to [[FaceHeelTurn tell these people to shut up]] if you wanna' hear [[Wrestling/NewWorldOrder what I've got to say...]]"
* Wrestling/GorillaMonsoon
** "[[Wrestling/HulkHogan The Irresistible Force]] [[UnstoppableForceMeetsImmovableObject meets]] [[Wrestling/AndreTheGiant the Immovable Object]]."
** "WILL [[Wrestling/BobbyHeenan YOU]] STOP?"
* Wrestling/RandySavage:
** "OOOH YEAAAAHHH!!"
** "DIG IT!"
** "SNAP INTO [[ProductPlacement A SLIM JIM]]!"
* Wrestling/TheUndertaker:
** "Rest...in....peace."
** "This is my yard."
** "The Creatures of the Night will feast upon the flesh of your rotting corpse."
** "I'll make you famous!"
** "I'll tell [[TakeThatAudience you]] what. Why don't you say "[[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin What]]" if you like to sleep with your own sister."
** "This time, the cowboy really rides-off to the sunset."
* "...and they can all [[Wrestling/{{ECW}} KISS]]. MY. ASS!"-Wrestling/ShaneDouglas
* Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin
** "Talk about [[Wrestling/JakeRoberts your]] psalms, talk about John 3:16... [[BlasphemousBoast Austin 3:16]] says I just whipped your ass!"
** "And that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold says so!"
** "I'm gonna open a can of Whoop Ass!"
** "Oh Hell Yeah!!"
** "Give me a Hell Yeah!"
** "[[BigWhat WHAT]]?"
** "DTA: Don't Trust Anybody."
* Wrestling/RicFlair:
** "To be the Man, you got to beat the Man!"
** "The Rolex wearing, Diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing, limousine riding, jet flying, Styling and Profiling..."
** "I am the dirtiest player in the game!"
** "WOOOO!"
* Wrestling/ShawnMichaels:
** "[[{{Leitmotif}} I think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy...]]"
** "I've lost a lot of things, and one of them has been my smile."
** "Ladies and Gentlemen, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels has left the building."
** "[[TearJerker/{{ShawnMichaels}} I'm sorry]]... [[Wrestling/RicFlair I love you]]."
* Wrestling/VinceMcMahon:
** "I didn't screw Wrestling/{{Bret|Hart}}. [[Wrestling/MontrealScrewjob Bret screwed Bret]]."
*** "Ring the damn bell!"
** "[[Wrestling/ShawnMichaels The boyhood dream]] has come true!"
** "IT'S ME [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin AUSTIN!]] [[Wrestling/MinistryofDarkness IT'S ME AUSTIN!]] [[EvilAllAlong IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!]]"
** "YOU'RE FIRED!"
** "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Last night on [[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]], the Wrestling/{{WWE}} presented a special tribute show, recognizing the career of Wrestling/ChrisBenoit. However, now some 26 hours later, [[PaterFamilicide the facts of this horrific tragedy are now apparent]]. Therefore, other than my comments, [[UnPerson there will be no mention of Mr. Benoit's name tonight]]. On the contrary, [[Wrestling/{{ECW}} tonight's show]] will be dedicated to everyone who has been affected by this terrible incident. This evening marks the first step of the healing process. Tonight, WWE performers will do what they do better than anyone else in the world: entertain you."
* Wrestling/DGenerationX
** "Are you ready?"
** "If you're not down with that, then we've got two words for you...SUCK IT!!!"
* Wrestling/JimRoss:
** "The [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Austin]] [[Wrestling/AttitudeEra era]] has begun!"
** "Good God almighty! Good God almighty! [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker That]] killed [[Wrestling/MickFoley him!]] As God as my witness, he is broken in half!"
** (in a heavy Southern accent) "[[BigOMG BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD!]]"
* Wrestling/JoeyStyles:
** "OH MY GOD!"
** "It's a slobber knocker!"
* Wrestling/TonySchiavone:
** "This is the greatest night in the history of our sport!"
** "[[Wrestling/MickFoley That's]] gonna put some [[Wrestling/MondayNightWars butts in the seats]]."
** "IT'S [[Wrestling/{{Sting}} STIIIIING!]]"
* Wrestling/MickFoley:
** "BANG BANG!"
** "Have a nice day!"
* Wrestling/TripleH:
** "I AM THE FUCKING GAME!"
** "YOU WILL STEP INTO THE RING WITH THE GAME!"
** "YOU WILL LOOK INTO MY EYES AND YOU WILL KNOW THAT I AM THE GAME, AND I AM... THAT... DAMN... GOOD!"
** "THE GAME IS NOT OVER! IT... IS... JUST... THE BEGINNING!"
** "BOW DOWN TO THE KING!"
* Wrestling/ChrisJericho:
** "[[{{Leitmotif}} BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!]]"
** "Welcome...to [[Wrestling/WWERaw RAW]]...IS...[[ItsAllAboutMe JERICHO]]!"
** "ARMBAR!"
** "Things will never...EEEEEVEEEERRR!!!...be the same AGAIN!"
** "Assclown(s)!"
** "This s not a joke. I m not a joke, I am serious And [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson you]] will not look past me, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch you stupid son of a bitch!]]"
** "I beat [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson Rock]] and [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Austin]] in the [[Wrestling/{{Vengeance}} same night]]!"
** "I am the best in the world at what I do!"
** "I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!"
** "You just made the list!"
** "Stupid idiots!"
** "A little bit of the bubbly!"
* "DAMN!"-Wrestling/RonSimmons
* Wrestling/CMPunk:
** Several from his iconic "Pipe bomb" promo on June 27, 2011:
*** "Wrestling/JohnCena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be..."
*** "I am the best in the world."
*** "There's one thing [[Wrestling/JohnCena you're]] better at than I am, and that's kissing Wrestling/VinceMcMahon's ass."
*** "That's right, I'm a Wrestling/PaulHeyman guy."
*** "Hey, Wrestling/ColtCabana, how you doing?"
*** "...and I'd like to think this company will be better off when Wrestling/VinceMcMahon's dead! But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his [[Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon idiotic daughter]] and his [[Wrestling/TripleH doofus son-in-law]] and the rest of his stupid family."
** "In everybody's hand this is a microphone, in my hands it's a pipe bomb!"
** "[[ComicBook/TheThing It's clobbering time!]]"
** "I AM THE VOICE OF THE VOICELESS!"
** "[[Wrestling/JohnCena You]] and the Red Sox are no longer the underdog, you're a dynasty. YouAreWhatYouHate. You have become the New York Yankees!"
** "My face on everything. I want cups, posters, spoons, knives, forks, my own jet, and how about my very own CM Punk TheMovie!"
** [[Wrestling/RoddyPiper "Just when you think you know all the answers]], [[BorrowedCatchphrase I change the culture."]]
** "[[HesBack I'm back!]]"
** "The fact that I have to sit up here because we have [[Wrestling/TheElite irresponsible people]] who call themselves [=EVPs=] and couldn't fucking manage a Target. And they spread lies and bullshit..."
** "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make money."
* "[[Wrestling/PaulHeyman MY]] CLIENT, [[Wrestling/BrockLesnar BROCK LESNAR]], CONQUERED [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker THE UNDERTAKER'S]] STREAK AT [[Wrestling/WrestleMania WRESTLEMANIA!]]"
** SUPLEX CITY, BITCH!!
** "[[Wrestling/{{Tazz}} Here comes the pain!]]"
** "I AM/HE IS THE NEXT BIG THING!"
* Wrestling/BryanDanielson
** "[[BigYes YES! YES!]] [[RunningGag YES!]] [[MemeticMutation YES!]] [[OverlyLongGag YES]]!"
** "[[BigNo NO! NO! NO!]]"
** "[[HesBack You. Are. Cleared.]]"
** "Fickle!"
* Wrestling/TheShield:
** "[[{{Leitmotif}} SIERRA. HOTEL. INDIA. ECHO. LIMA. DELTA. SHIELD]]!"
** "Believe in the Shield!"
** "[[WellIntentionedExtremist We are the Hounds of Justice]]."
** "Get 'em."
** "There's always a [[Wrestling/SethRollins Plan B]]!"
* [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]]:
** "If you smelllllll....what [[ThirdPersonPerson The Rock]] is cookin'!"
** "FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS COME BACK..."
** "Know your role!"
** "[[ThirdPersonPerson The Rock says]] [insert topic]"
** "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
** JUST {{BRING IT}}!"
** "Layeth the smackdown!"
** "I say we are live in [insert city]!"
** "To the millions (and millions) of The Rock's fans!"
** "It doesn't matter [insert whatever it is regarding the one he's dissing]!"
** "The Jabroni eatin', pie eatin'..."
** "Candyass!"
** Do you want some [[UnusualEuphemism pie]]?"
* "Everybody's got a price!"-Wrestling/TedDiBiase
* Wrestling/TheIronSheik:
** "FACKING [[Website/WrestleCrap BOOLSHEHHHT!]]"
** "I PUT DEM IN DE [[FinishingMove CAMEL CLUTCH]], I BREAK HIS BACK, I FUCK HIS ASS, I MAKE DEM HAMBOL!"
** "IRAN NUMBER ONE! [[Wrestling/NikolaiVolkoff RUSSIA]] NUMBER ONE! U-S-A? HACK-PHOOEY!!!"
* Wrestling/KurtAngle:
** "I WON A [[UsefulNotes/OlympicGames GOLD MEDAL]] WITH A BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!"
** "It's true. It's damn true!"
** "Intensity. Integrity. Intelligence."
** "[[Wrestling/ShawnMichaels I'm just a Sexy Kurt!]] (Sexy Kurt!) [[Wrestling/WrestleMania I'll make your ankles hurt!]] ([[FinishingMove ankles hurt!]])"
** "[[CrowdSong You suck! You Suck! You Suck! You suck!]]"
* Wrestling/BookerT:
** "Wrestling/HulkHogan. [[SiblingTeam We're]] [[NeverLiveItDown coming for you]], [[NWordPrivileges nigga]]!"
** "NOW. CAN. YOU. DIG. IT/THAT... SUCKA!"
** "Five time, five time, five time, five time, five time Wrestling/{{WCW}} Champion!"
** "Tell me (s/he/you) didn't just say that!"
** [[FakeBrit "ALL HAIL KING BOOKAH!"]]
* Wrestling/{{Batista}}:
** "[[Wrestling/TripleH Hunter]], I know what [[HeelFaceTurn I was gonna do]]... for a long time."
*** "I'm staying right here on [[Wrestling/WWERaw RAW]]."
** "[[MemeticMutation Basketballs don't hold grudges!]]"
** "[[Wrestling/ReyMysterioJr You ]] [[FaceHeelTurn were supposed to be my friend]]"
** "Wrestling/{{Eddie|Guerrero}}'s dead."
** "Give me what I want!"
* "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be."-Wrestling/BretHart
* "I AM A WRESTLING GOD!"-Wrestling/JohnBradshawLayfield
* Wrestling/JohnCena:
** "You can't see me!"
** "The Champ...is...HERE!!"
** "If you want some, COME GET SOME!"
** "WORD LIFE!"
** "IF CENA WINS, WE RIOT."
** "HUSTLE. LOYALTY. RESPECT."
** [[invoked]] "[[BaseBreakingCharacter Rise. Above. Hate.]]"
** "[[MemeticMutation And his name is...JOHN CENA!!!]]"
** "BASIC THUGANOMICS!"
** "[[{{Leitmotif}} Your time is up, my time is now...]]"
*** "[[MemeticMutation Brrrrrrr....APPLEDOUGH!]]"
*** "[[CrowdSong John Cena sucks! John Cena sucks!]]"
** "[[{{Face}} Let's Go Cena!]]" "[[XPacHeat Cena sucks!]]"
** "Wrestling/{{RUTHLESS AGGRESSION|Era}}!"
* Wrestling/RandyOrton:
** "[[{{Leitmotif}} I hear voices in my head...]]"
** "[[MemeticMutation RKO outta nowhere!]]"
** "Wrestling/{{Eddie|Guerrero}}'s ain't in Heaven. Eddie's down there, [[NeverLiveItDown IN HELL!]]"
** "[[Wrestling/KofiKingston STUPID! STUPID!]]"
* "Pencil-neck geek!"-Wrestling/FreddieBlassie
* "Wrestling/EddieGuerrero:
** "Viva La Raza!"
** "{{I Lie|d}}, I Cheat, I Steal!"
** "Holmes!"
** "That's my new addiction, Holmes. See when I step into this ring I am addicted. I'm addicted to the high I get when I go home and tell my family 'Hey I'm doing it!'. I'm addicted to the satisfaction that I get to tell everybody like [[Wrestling/BrockLesnar you]] who didn't believe in me 'you can stick it up your ass!' I'm addicted to the do or die feeling, Holmes, that I'm going to have this Sunday at ''Wrestling/{{No Way Out|WWE}}''. But the difference between you and me Brock, is that I'm an addict and I'll do anything, and run over anybody, that it's going to take to get that title around my waist and get my high at ''No Way Out'' and become the WWE Champion, Orale Vato!"
** "Wrestling/{{Dominik|Mysterio}}, [[LukeIAmYourFather I am your Papi!"]]
*** "[[Wrestling/SummerSlam Where]] [[EpicFail the fuck]] was Wrestling/{{Vickie|Guerrero}}!?"
* Wrestling/{{Goldberg}}:
** "WHO'S NEXT?"
** "[insert name of opponent], YOU'RE NEXT!"
** "Wrestling/{{BROCK LESNAR}}, NOT ONLY DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU'RE NEXT, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT MEANS BROCK LESNAR, [[SeriesFauxnale YOU'RE LAST!]]"
** "[[CrowdSong Goldberg... Goldberg...]]"
* Wrestling/TheMiz:
** "I would rather you all hate me for who I am than love me for something I'm not!"
** "I'M THE MIZ, AND I'M AWESOME!"
** "Really?"
** "I'm the coward?! Wait! Let me tell [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson you]] about a coward...!"
** "I'm the one here, day in and day out, in that wrestling ring beating people up! Thank you very much!"
* Wrestling/TheUsos:
** "Welcome to the Uso penitentiary!"
** "Day One Ish!"
** "Hey, Wrestling/{{Big E|Langston}}! Let's just keep it PG, you know what's good. Just don't get all [[HomePornMovie Rated]]-[[Wrestling/{{Paige}} R]], like [[Wrestling/TheNewDay ya boy]] Wrestling/XavierWoods."
** "Man I don't give a damn what the Tribal Chief say!"
** "YEET!"
* Wrestling/TheNewDay:
** '''''[[IncomingHam "AWWWWWW [insert name of city]....DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR! CLAP FOR THE PAGE OF YOUR LONGEST REIGNING TAG-TEAM CHAMPS....AND FEEEEEEEEL....THE POOOOOWER!"]]'''''
** "IT'S A NEW DAY, YES IT IS!"
** "New Day... Rocks! New Day... Rocks!"
** "We are the... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis W. W. E. World. Tag. Team. CHAMPIONS!]]"
* "I [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin did]] [[OffscreenVillainy it]] for [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]]. I did it for the people."-Wrestling/{{Rikishi}}
* Wrestling/ChrisBenoit:
** "I will fulfill my destiny. I will be the next World Heavyweight Champion!"
** "Chris Benoit is for real!"
** [[HarsherInHindsight "Chris Benoit is here and he's really mad. Chris Benoit is here and he's really angry!"]].
* "EXCUSE ME!!!"-Wrestling/VickieGuerrero
* Wrestling/WadeBarrett:
** "You're either [[Wrestling/TheNexus Nexus]], or you're against us."
** "I'm afraid I've got some BAD NEWS!"
* "GLORIOUS!!!"-Wrestling/BobbyRoode
* Wrestling/BrayWyatt:
** "DEH!"
** "We're here."
** "Follow the Buzzards."
** "He's got the whole world in his hands..."
** "Let me in."
** "I'm really glad that you're my friend. 'Cause this is a friendship that will never, ever end."
*** Also the plural variant used for the Firefly Funhouse's theme song.
** "Welcome to my Firefly Funhouse!"
** "Yowie Wowie!"
* "You think you know me..."-Wrestling/{{Edge|Wrestler}}
* Wrestling/RonKillings
** "What's Up?"
*** "[[NeverLiveItDown GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN!!! WHAT'S UP?]]"
** "Little Jimmy!"
* Wrestling/KevinOwens
** "Fight Owens Fight!/Kill Owens Kill!"
** "You're Wrestling/{{Elias}}!"
* Wrestling/AlbertoDelRio:
** "[[LargeHam AAALBERTOOOOOOOO......DEL RIIIIOOOOOOOO!!!!]]"
** "My name is Alberto Del Rio....but you already know that!"
* "Wrestling/MattCardona:
** "Woo, Woo, Woo! You know it!"
** "[[{{Leitmotif}} Oh Radio, tell me everything you know...]]"
** "Alwayz ready!"
* "MISTEEEEEERRRR....KENNEDAAAAYYYYYY!!!!"-Wrestling/KenAnderson
* Wrestling/MattHardy:
** "DELETE."
** "Delightful."
** "V-1!"
** "Matt Hardy will not die!"
** "That piece of feces, [[Wrestling/EdgeWrestler Adam Copeland]]!"
** "[[Wrestling/{{Lita}} Amy]] you whore!"
* "BURN IT DOWN!"-Wrestling/SethRollins
* Wrestling/AJStyles:
** "I am Phenomenal!"
** "I am the face that runs the place, the champ that runs the camp!"
** "This is the house that I/[[ThirdPersonPerson AJ Styles]] built!"
* "Joe's gonna kill you!"-Wrestling/SamoaJoe
* "You say your name is Finlay, and you love to fight. Well I say your name is Finlay, [[MemeticMutation and you're]] [[NeverLiveItDown a bathurd!]]"-Wrestling/BobbyLashley
* Wrestling/BeckyLynch:
** "STRAIGHT FIRE!"
** "I wasn't born to be champion, I fought to be champion."
** "I don't care what kind of match it is. Tables, ladders, chairs, stairs... If [[Wrestling/AlexaBliss she]] wants it, she'll get it! Then I'll get my revenge on that [[TheNapoleon little]] bitch!"
** "I'm taking [[Wrestling/CharlotteFlair your]] championship, and [[FinishingMove I'm taking your arm with me!]]"
** "I just want [[Wrestling/CharlotteFlair you]] to call me "queen", bitch!"
** "I am the Man!"
** "Everyone's tough until the Man comes around."
** "[[Wrestling/KanakoUrai You]] go be a warrior, while I become [[SurprisePregnancy a mother]]."
* Wrestling/{{Sheamus}}:
** "FELLAH!"
** "[[{{Leitmotif}} It's a shame that they lost their head...]]"
*** "Too many lies! Too many lies!"
** "BANGER, AFTER BANGER, AFTER BANGER!"
* [[Wrestling/KanakoUrai Asuka]]
** "NO ONE IS READY FOR ASUKA!"
** "WE DON'T CARE!"
** "EZ-PZ!"
* Wrestling/SashaBanks:
** "I am Legit!"
** "Bank on it!"
** "Luck? You don't need luck when you're the Boss."
** "[[Wrestling/MichaelCole It's Boss time]]"
* Wrestling/RoddyPiper:
** "Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!"
** "Just when you think you know all the answers, I change the questions."
** "I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass."
** "I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me."
* Wrestling/SidEudy
** "[[Wrestling/KevinNash You]] know and I know that you're only half the man that I am. And I have half the brain that you do!"
** "Well, the step-skeptics and all the people that have a... [[BreakingTheFourthWall Let me do this again]]."
* Wrestling/CharlotteFlair
** "Do it with [[WrestlingFamily Flair]]."
** "I don't just talk the talk. I walk the walk!"
* Wrestling/AJLee
** Many from her August 26, 2013 promo that is now dubbed as the DistaffCounterpart to [[Wrestling/CMPunk "the Pipebomb"]].
*** "[[SarcasmMode OMG]], you guys, I just watched last night's episode of ''Series/TotalDivas'', and it was insane..."
*** Do you want to know what I see when I look in that ring? Honestly? [[Wrestling/BellaTwins A bunch of cheap]], [[Wrestling/TheFunkadactyls interchangeable]], [[Wrestling/NatalyaNeidhart expendable]], [[Wrestling/EvaMarie useless women]]. Women who have turned to {{reality t|V}}elevision 'cause they just weren't gifted enough to be actresses. And they just weren't talented enough to be Champion. I have saved your Divas division, I have shattered glass ceilings, I have broken down doors. Why? So...so a bunch of ungrateful, stiff, plastic mannequins can waltz on through without even as much as a "thank you"?
*** "I didn't get here because I was cute, or because I came from a famous WrestlingFamily, or because I ''[[DoubleEntendre sucked]]'' up to the right people. I got here because I am good. I earned this Championship and no matter how many red carpets you guys wanna walk in your four thousand dollars ridiculous heels, you will never be able to lace up my Chuck Taylors." (the last bit highlights AJ's tomboyishness compared to the femininity of the others)
** "Break the rules. Be a fighter. Any dream is possible if you are brave enough to do it your way."
** "And for a special post-''Wrestling/WrestleMania'' treat, [[HoistByHisOwnPetard I will]] put my title [[Wrestling/{{Paige}} on the line]]!" (she loses)
** "[[Wrestling/BellaTwins Talent]] is not [[Wrestling/JohnCena sexually]] [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson transmitted]]."
** "I don’t want to do what my idols did… I want to do more than they did. And I feel like I’m on my way."
* Wrestling/{{Paige}}
** "This is my house!"
** "[[Wrestling/CharlotteFlair Your]] little baby brother [[SpeakIllOfTheDead didn't have much fight in him]], did he?"
** (After a few seconds of awkward silence) "Paige here!"
* Wrestling/RondaRousey
** "Any ring I step into is mine."
** "My entire career I have been knocking down doors. I knocked down doors in judo, I knocked down doors in ''Strikeforce'', I knocked down doors in the ''UsefulNotes/{{U|ltimateFightingChampionship}}FC'' and now I am knocking down doors here at home in the ''Wrestling/{{WWE}}''. The only door [[Wrestling/BellaTwins you]] ever knocked down was the door to Wrestling/JohnCena’s bedroom. And he eventually threw you out of that exact same door."
** "Damn [[Wrestling/BeckyLynch the man]], screw [[Wrestling/CharlotteFlair the woos]], and [[FaceHeelTurn no more Mrs. Nice Bitch!]]"
* Wrestling/RomanReigns
** "[[{{Kiai}} AWOO]]!"
** "BELIEVE THAT!"
** "[[Wrestling/SethRollins You]] are a sniveling little suck-up, sell-out full of [[NeverLiveItDown sufferin' succotash!]]"
** "Make him look good."
** "This is [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker my yard]] [[HeroKiller now]]."
** "[[Wrestling/JohnCena I'm]] still here 'cause you can't do your job!"
** "[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness My real name is Joe]] and I have been living with Leukemia for eleven years. And unfortunately it's back."
** "Wreck Everything and Leave."
** "Acknowledge me."
* Wrestling/KofiKingston
** "BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"
** "Looks like there's trouble in Paradise!"
** "[[Wrestling/TripleH Aren't you supposed to be Jamaican? What happened to your accent?]]
** "2009 was my best year! [[TimeTravel Leave me here!]]"
** "[[OvershadowedByAwesome I've been waiting too long! It's been eleven years!]] [[Wrestling/AJStyles Fight me!]]"
* "Holler!"-Wrestling/VelvetSky
* Wrestling/TheBeautifulPeople
** "Let the pigeons loose!"
** "Cleansing the world, one ugly person at a time!"
* Wrestling/{{Bayley}}
** "Hug Life."
** "[[FaceHeelTurn Hey bitches, screw all of you.]]"
** "Life sucks, and then you die."
** "Ding, Dong. Hello!?"
** "You're done for!"
* Wrestling/JayLethal
** "I'm the greatest first generation wrestler of all time!"
** "I don't even like The Foundation!"
* Wrestling/AdamCole
** "ADAM COLE, BAY BAY!"
** "BOOM!"
* "Shock the system."-Wrestling/TheUndisputedEra
* Wrestling/BillieKay
** "You gotta be joking me?!"
** "Hey Kayla!"
* Wrestling/LukeHarper
** "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
** "It's [day of the week]. You know what that means."
** "Are you crying!?"
* Wrestling/AdamPage
** "Cowboy Shit!"
** "I will ''not'' be defending this championship against [[Wrestling/CMPunk you]]. No, for the first time in my life, I will be... defending Wrestling/AllEliteWrestling [[ItsAllAboutMe from you!]]"
* Wrestling/{{MJF}}
** "I'm better than you, and you know it!"
** "MID!"
** "FIRE ME! FIRE ME, [[PrecisionFStrike YOU F**KING MARK]]!"
* Wrestling/CodyRhodes
** "Wrestling has more than one royal family."
** "Adrenaline in my soul, waiting for me to start the show..."
** "For 14 years it took me from undesirable to un-goddamn-deniable!"
** "I'm gonna finish... my... story!"
* Wrestling/BrittBaker
** "The Doctor will see you now."
** "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis D.M.D!]]"
* ''Wrestling/ReyMysterioJr.''
** "BOOYAKA, BOOKAYAKA! 6-1-9!"
** "You [Dominik] pushed me! You pushed me to do this! I didn't want to hit you! ''You made me hit you!'' You don't [[RelativeButton disrespect your mother]] like that! THAT'S MY WIFE!"
* Wrestling/SamiZayn
** "Look, Jey is going through a lot. He's gone through a lot. He's just not himself right now. That's it, okay? He's just not...lately, he hasn't been...very ucey."
* Wrestling/DrewMcIntyre
** "What's that metronome I hear, perhaps the end is drawing near. You'll never hear the shot that takes you down..."
** "I'm not a spiritual person, but I want [[Wrestling/CMPunk you]] to know this. I prayed for [[GameBreakingInjury this]] and it happened."
** "Before [[Wrestling/{{Sheamus}} you were injured]], it was banger after banger after banger. But since you've returned, it looks to me like it's been burger after burger after burger."
* Wrestling/RheaRipley
** "THIS IS MY BRUTALITY!"
** "Mami is always on top."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Radio]]
* "...without hesitation, deviation or repetition." (''Radio/JustAMinute'')
* "Who knows what evil lurks within the hearts of men? Radio/TheShadow knows... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
* "Who was that masked man?" (''Radio/TheLoneRanger'')
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* "Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!" (''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'')
** And for the fandom: "Strictly worse than Storm Crow" and "[[{{Counterspell}} In response...]]"
* "(Minor act) is treason. Please report to FriendComputer immediately." (''TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}}'')
* "In the [[CrapsackWorld grim, dark future of mankind]], there is only [[ForeverWar war]]." (''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'')
** "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"
** "[[BattleCry WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!]]"
** "HERESY!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theatre]]
* ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet''
** "Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name."
** "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the sun."
** "Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow."
** "What's in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet."
* ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''
** "To be or not to be: that is the question."
** "AlasPoorYorick."
** "What a piece of work is a man!"
** "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark."
* "''EtTuBrute''" (''Theatre/JuliusCaesar'')
** "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."
** "[[Literature/TheFaultInOurStars The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars...]]"
* "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!" (''Theatre/RichardIII'')
** "Off with his head. So much for Buckingham." (A line ''added'' to Shakespeare's play by Creator/ColleyCibber)
* "All the world's a stage." (''Theatre/AsYouLikeIt'')
* "''[[[ExitPursuedByABear He exits, pursued by a bear]]]''" (''Theatre/TheWintersTale'')
* "Oh beware, my lord, of jealousy! It is the green-eyed monster, which doth mock the meat it feeds on!" (''Theatre/{{Othello}}'')
* "[[MajorGeneralSong I am the very model of a modern major-general]]." (''Theatre/ThePiratesOfPenzance'')
* "Dead! And never called me 'Mother'!" (''East Lynne'')
* "Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble" (''Theatre/{{Macbeth}}'')
** "Something wicked this way comes"
** "Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow"
** "Out damned spot!"
* "Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (''Theatre/TwelfthNight'')
** "If music be the food of love, play on!"
* "STELLA!" (''Theatre/AStreetcarNamedDesire'')
* "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" (''Theatre/AMidsummerNightsDream'')
* "Cry God for Harry, England and St. George!" (''Theatre/HenryV'')
** "Once more unto the breach, dear friends!"
* "You see, insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops." (''Theatre/ArsenicAndOldLace'')
* "Coffee's for closers only." (''Theatre/GlengarryGlenRoss'')
* "Figaro, Figaro, Figarofigarofigaro!" (''Theatre/TheBarberOfSeville'', and by extension {{Opera}} as a whole)
* "A ''handbag''?!" (''Theatre/TheImportanceOfBeingEarnest'')
* "Not [[GetTheeToANunnery bloody]] likely!" (''Theatre/{{Pygmalion}}'')
* "The hills are alive with ''Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic''."
** "These are a few of my favourite things."
** "Doe, a deer, a female deer."
* ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}:'' "What's your name, man?"
* ''Theatre/TitusAndronicus'': "Villain, [[IBangedYourMom I have done thy mother]]!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Toys]]
* ''Toys/{{Bionicle}}'':
** "In the time before time..." (various)
** "Unity, duty, destiny" (ArcWords)
** "Gathered friends...listen once again to the legend of the ''Bionicle''" (''BIONICLE: Mask of Light'')
** "There are a thousand ways I could destroy you right now. And 941 of them hurt." (''BIONICLE Adventures #10: Time Trap'')
** "Turaga Nuju once said that the universe is a riddle. Today, I am the answer." (''BIONICLE Ignition #11: Death of a Hero'')
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Animation]]
* "Let me show you how to scratch it." (''WebAnimation/CartoonBeatboxBattles'')
** "First of all, I am Vegeta."
* "'''BARRIER!!!!'''" (''WebAnimation/EpithetErased'')
* "TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the peoples in the thatched-roof cottages!" (''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'')
* ''WebAnimation/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged''
** "Don't f*ck up!"
** "Do me a solid."
** "All is forgiven."
** "I'm splendid."
** "Scout ahead, Red." "OK, [[InnocentBigot black]]!" "[[NWordPrivileges You get a pass!]]"
** "SOLDIER style!"
** "WE'RE GOING TO THE GOLD SAUCER! WE ARE GOING, WE ARE GOING TO THE GOLD SAUCER!"
** "AVALANCHE TIME!" "MOTHERFUCKER(S)!"
** "'''[[VoiceOfTheLegion HOOOOOJOOOOOO!!!]]'''"
** "What kind of Bahamut is that one?"
** "You're/My name is Cloud. Never forget that."
* ''WesternAnimation/HazbinHotel'' ([[Recap/HazbinHotelS1E0ThatsEntertainment pilot]]):
** "I have a dream / I wish to tell..."
** "[[TermsOfEndangerment Dear]], [[IfIWantedYouDead if I wanted to hurt anyone here]]... '''''[[evil:[[VoiceOfTheLegion I would have]] done so [[NightmareFace already]].]]'''''"
** "Well, I'm ''starved!'' Who wants some jambalaya?"
* ''WebAnimation/{{hololive}}'':
** "a"
** "Guh!"
** "Kikkeriki!"
** "[[GratuitousEnglish I'm horny!]]"
* "THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE." (WebAnimation/JimmyNeutronHappyFamilyHappyHour)
** "Bond with me, Jimmy!"
* "Who the fuck are you?" (''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'')
* "That...was the worst throw ever. Of all time. (''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'')
** "Do you ever wonder why we're here?"
** "Bow Chika Wow Wow."
* "Victory is in a simple soul!" (''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'')
** "It's also a gun."
** "Do you believe...in destiny?"
** "Yeah, I know...I'm not real."
** "Now ''that's'' a katana!" (''WebAnimation/RWBYChibi'')
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'':
** "I'm gonna get you, VideoGame/{{Kirby}}."
** "Expecting [[MadLibsCatchPhrase (X)]]? TOO BAD. WALUIGI TIME."
* ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'':
** "I cast SummonBiggerFish!"
** "Jar Jar, you're a genius!"
* "This is fine." (''Webcomic/{{Gunshow}}'')
* "You have a feeling it's going to be a long day." (''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'')
* ''Webcomic/OnePunchMan'':
** "[[UnusuallyUninterestingSight OK]]." (Saitama's incredibly blase reaction to his punch shattering Boros' RestrainingBolt)
** "Well, I guess that takes care of that." (as a meteor shower bombards the city)
* '''"I AM A SEXY, SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!"''' (''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'')
* "Pose as a team, because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!" (''Webcomic/ProblemSleuth'')
* "Pillage, ''[[InThatOrder then]]'' burn." (''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'')
* "A good night's sleep is the first step to kicking ass." (''Webcomic/SleeplessDomain'')
* "[[StrawCharacter Because I'm a selfish prick!]] Mmm, bacon!" (''Webcomic/VeganArtbook'')
%% which one? * "[[RunningGag oh no]]" (''Webcomic Name'')
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
* "[REDACTED]" (''Website/SCPFoundation'')
** "[DATA EXPUNGED]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Video]]
* "You done fucked it up!" (WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow)
** "FOUR HOURS!?"
** "[[VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution Fly off to the right and]] ''[[MadeOfExplodium explode!]]''"
* "What a shitload of fuck!" (WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd)
** "What were they thinking!?"
** "AAAASS! [[AtomicFBomb FUUUUUUCK!]]"
* "I AM A MAN!!!" (''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'')
** "This comic sucks!"
** "Hello, and welcome to ''Atop The Fourth Wall'', where bad comics burn."
** "Say... It's Miller Time!"
* "[[BlindIdiotTranslation Do not want.]]" (''WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest'' [Chinese bootleg-turned-GagDub of ''Revenge of the Sith''])
* "You shouldn't have done that..." (''WebVideo/BenDrowned'')
* "Oh my god, this is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life!" (''WebVideo/BumReviews'')
** "Change? Ya got change?!"
* "Greetings and salutations my beautiful people, and welcome to the Caddicarus show, where I always have to do the dirty deed of deciding whether or not a game deserves to be slaughtered or salvaged." (''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}'')
** "If it's your birthday today while watching this video, happy frickin' birthday to you and please remember to stay beautiful."
** "Hello! I'm Spons!"
* "Ayo! The pizza here!" (''WebVideo/CalebCity'')
** "Hey, I'm here for the interview."
* "LEAVE [[Music/BritneySpears BRITNEY]] ALONE!" (Chris Crocker)
* "Everything Wrong With (X) in (Y) Minutes." (''WebVideo/CinemaSins'')
** "Spoilers (duh)."
** "Reading."
** "Scene does not contain a lapdance."
** "(X) seconds of logos."
** "The ''Film/{{Prometheus}}'' [[OneDimensionalThinking School of Running Away From Things]]."
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/@ClownfishTV Clownfish TV]]'':
** "WOO-HOO!"
** "Dismal Creator/{{Disney}}."
* "I'm at soup!" (''WebVideo/CodeMent'')
* "And now you know how to (X), you're welcome." (''Crap Guide series'')
* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/@TheCriticalDrinker The Critical Drinker]]'':
** "[[SarcasmMode Nah, it'll be fine.]]"
** "Why? Don't know!"
** "[[PoliticalCorrectnessIsEvil THE MESSAGE!]]"
** "[[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic Unspecified virus of unknown origin.]]"
** "Anyway, that's all I've got for today. Go away now!"
* "How do you want to do this?" (''WebVideo/CriticalRole'')
* "Join us." (''WebVideo/{{Cultaholic}}'')
* "I can be good at games if I want to." ([=DarkSydePhil=])
** "WHY AM I TOXIC!?"
* "My ''God'', this is depressing! And I'm Irish! I'm gonna put on ''Angela's Ashes'' so I can remember what it's like to laugh again!" (''WebVideo/DemoReel'')
* ''WebVideo/DharMann''
** "So you see..."
** "We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives!"
** "It's not about what's on the outside, it's about what's on the inside."
** "What happens in the dark, always comes to light."
** "[SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING RECKLESS/STUPID/VILE]. Instantly regrets it."
* "Green is not a creative colour!" (''WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared'')
* ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged''
** "''[[ButtMonkey Krillin Owned Count:]]'' [[ButtMonkey (Insert Value)]]."
** "DODGE!"
** "Crapbaskets."
** "Hey, Vegeta. Are we there yet?"
** "Pecking order."
** "Bye, Son."
** "You are just like your father." "In what regard?"
** "I need an adult." "I am an adult."
** "I don't know what this Yamcha is but it sounds [INSERT SOMETHING LOW TIER]."
** "You see you are not dealing with the average Saiyan anymore."
** "Kaio-what?"
** "With push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice."
** "Senzu bean!"
** "'''P''' is for priceless, the look upon your faces; '''E''' is for extinction, all your puny races; '''R''' for revolution, which will be televised; '''F''' is for how fucked you are, now allow me to reprise; '''E''' is for eccentric, just listen to my song; '''C''' is for completion, that I've waited for so long; '''T''' is for the terror, upon you I'll bestow. My name is Perfect Cell and I'd like to say... Hello."
** "Please support the official release!"
* ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory'':
** "[[TitleDrop EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!]]"
** "WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!"
** Music/JohnLennon vs. Creator/BillOReilly
*** "Well, you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free."
*** "I'm tired of how you scheme to stir the people up! Why don't you just take a vacation and ''shut the fuck up?"''
*** "'Cause I'm evil; heart blacker than Creator/DonCheadle."
** [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Vader]] vs. UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler trilogy
*** "I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third Reich. Little known fact also dope on the mic!"
*** "You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force, why even bother. So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father!"
*** "Someone who loathes you, bitch. Now stand up and rhyme!"
*** "What's wrong, Ani? Can't take anymore? Not surprising coming from TheEmperor's whore!"
*** "Screw you, you...big, black cunt!"
*** "You wrote a little book, got 'em fired up, had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em fired up, when your bunker started getting fired up, you put a gun in your mouth and ''fired up''."
*** "They call me [[Franchise/StarWars Boba Fett]]. You wanna mess with me? I'll put my balls in your mouth, like boba tea!"
** UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein vs. Creator/StephenHawking
*** "I'm as dope as two rappers so you better be scared. 'Cause that means Albert E equals MC squared!"
*** "I (Hawking) got twelve inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all!"
*** "There are ten million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million-million particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd."
** [[Franchise/{{Halo}} Master Chief]] vs [[Film/ThreeHundred Leonidas]]
*** "Spartans! Let's start this! Show this petty officer who's the hardest!"
*** "Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers. Jerking off to games, giving themselves "first-person shooters"! Your armor's hard, but my abs are harder. You're in my hood now, Chief. THIS. IS. SPARTA!"
*** "Three hundred asses needed kickin'. Give more tea bags than Lipton. So why don't you quit your bitching? My trigger finger's itchin'!"
** UsefulNotes/SteveJobs vs. [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows Bill Gates]]
*** [[DeliberatelyJumpingTheGun "Let me just step right in, I got things to invent."]]
*** "I need to bring up some basic shit; why'd you name your company after your dick?"
*** "[=iPhone=], [=iPad=], [=iPwn=], [=iSmack=]!"
*** [[WhamLine "I'm sorry, Bill. I'm afraid I can't let you do that."]]
** Music/FrankSinatra vs. Music/FreddieMercury
*** "I'm [[Music/{{Queen}} a champion of the world!]] [[TooCoolToLive Extinguished in his prime!]] So kiss my ass, Frankie. But you'll have to wait in line."
** UsefulNotes/{{Cleopatra|VII}} vs. Creator/MarilynMonroe
*** "You lost so many babies we should call you Miss Carriage!"
** Franchise/{{Batman}} vs. Literature/SherlockHolmes
*** "[[BigStupidDoodooHead Nice hat, dork]]. You look like a duck."
*** "My sidekick only comes around-" "When he's needed!"
** UsefulNotes/MartinLutherKingJr vs. UsefulNotes/MahatmaGandhi
*** "[[NWordPrivileges Nigga]], we got more beef than one of your sacred cows. But I'm about to forgive you so hard right now."
*** "I am passively resisting the fact that you suck. I am {{celibate|Hero}} 'cause I don't give a fuck!"
** UsefulNotes/ThomasEdison vs. UsefulNotes/NikolaTesla
*** "You did not steal from me, you stole me from mankind!"
** [[UsefulNotes/GrigoriRasputin Rasputin]] vs. [[UsefulNotes/JosefStalin Stalin]]
*** "[[EyesNeverLie Look into my eyes]], you perverted witch. See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch!"
*** "[[UsefulNotes/VladimirLenin I]] have no pride for you who ruined everything my revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie!"
*** "[[UsefulNotes/MikhailGorbachev Knock, knock, knock, knock]]. Did somebody say ''birthmarks''?"
*** "If your name ends with 'in', time to get out."
*** [[UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin "Did somebody say 'real power'?"]]
** Creator/BobRoss vs. Creator/PabloPicasso
*** "My name is [[OverlyLongName Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano De la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso]]. Back to you, ''[[AerithAndBob Bob]]"''.
** [[Series/BreakingBad Walter White]] vs. [[Series/TheWalkingDead2010 Rick Grimes]]
*** "You tore your family apart, sin by sin; where I live, it happens literally, limb by limb!"
*** "I don't know what you think I've done, but if we were to battle, I've already won."
** [[Franchise/DragonBall Goku]] vs, Franchise/{{Superman}}
*** "You want justice? I'll (Superman) bust this, nut up in your (Goku) Chi-Chi!"
*** "Don't lecture me (Goku) about fights, you (Superman) caped coward! You got your ass beat [[Franchise/{{Batman}} by a bat with no powers]]. There's only one way that this battle's gonna end, [[Creator/ChristopherReeve one more Superman who's never gonna walk again!]]"
** UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan vs. UsefulNotes/MuhammadAli
*** "Now your daddy got killed and I feel for your family. But your baseball career, now that was a tragedy."
*** "Man, you needed a movement 'cause you're so full of shit!"
*** "You better bounce back to North Carolina, Kid. 'Cause your rapping sucks more than ''Film/SpaceJam'' did."
** Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}} vs. ''Series/{{Mythbusters}} vs. Stay Puft
*** "Good thing you live in a firehouse. 'Cause you just got burned. You are poor scientists. And that's confirmed."
*** "Things are getting scary when Tori, Grant, and Kari come harder than Ray when that ghost popped his cherry."
*** "I live so large you can't harsh my mellow. Just one step, took me out of the ghetto. You (the other two teams) must be afraid of my marshmallow flows, 'cause Big Puft has turned all you bitches to toast!"
** Creator/StevenSpielberg vs. Creator/AlfredHitchcock vs. Creator/QuentinTarantino vs. Creator/StanleyKubrick vs. Creator/MichaelBay
*** "MOTHER FUCKIN' MONEY! I GOT THAT DOLLAR, Y'ALL!"
** David Copperfield vs. Creator/HarryHoudini vs. Criss Angel
*** "You never seen a body quite the same as that of Houdini."
*** "Did somebody say Angel?"
** Eastern Philosophers vs. Western Philosophers
*** "You're pitiful lyrically - lucky for history, you didn't author the Art of Rapping!"
*** "'Cause I'm N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E, and I'll end any motherfucker like my name in a spelling bee!"
*** "Let me be frank; don't start beef with ''the'' Frank who hangs with [[Creator/BenjaminFranklin B. Franks]] giving ladies beef franks!"
*** "These white boys getting burned, 'cause guess what, now the Sun's out!"
*** "Oh, you don't want to stand in the path of Lao Tzu today, I'll make you ''move'', bitch, ''get out the way.''"
*** "You tried to plant a new German psyche, but you just grew hate - me no Third Reich-y."
** UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar vs. UsefulNotes/ShakaZulu
*** "You can grow my wheat for me after you're beaten!"
** Creator/StanLee vs. Creator/JimHenson vs. Creator/WaltDisney
*** "And there is [[TemptingFate no man alive who could muck with what we've left behind]]." "(M-I-C) I rock the mic properly! (K-E-Y) Turning profits, I've got the key!"
*** "Now look at it, gaze upon my empire of joy!"
** UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt vs. UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill
*** '''''"What's up, bitches?"'''''
** UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump vs. UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton
*** "She's only twelve years old." "That's enough, shit." "But she's married, sir." "Just gotta get pushy." "That's your ''daughter''." "Well, grab her by the pussy."
*** "How do I say this? You're a two. And you almost lost the primary to a socialist Jew. What do the American people gotta yankee-doodle-do to get it through your fat face that they're just not that into you?"
*** "'Cause this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers! For the last eight years, this country's been run by-" "CAW!"
** [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Ash Ketchum]] vs. UsefulNotes/CharlesDarwin
*** "You're so ineffective [[NotAllowedToGrowUp you couldn't even turn 11!]]"
*** "Look, Mighty Morphin' Michael Vick. Your animated slave fights make me sick!"
*** "You lost your three children while they were still small; TB and scarlet fever, GottaCatchEmAll!"
*** "It was hard losing my daughters and their brother. As hard as the "wood" that Oak gave your mother!"
** [=NicePeter=] vs. [=EpicLloyd=] battles
*** "Fuck the rap battles and you, I quit!"
*** "Dude, that is not a cool way to play Franchise/{{Batman}}!"
** ComicBook/TheJoker vs. [[Literature/{{IT}} Pennywise]]
*** "Creator/JackNicholson [[Film/Batman1989 played you just fine]]. But lately the casting's declined. Creator/JaredLeto [[Film/SuicideSquad2016 came out trying to look like he was Tekashi 6ix9ine!]]"
*** "But no one's dying to play with Joker, except for maybe Creator/HeathLedger!"
*** "Tell [[Creator/StephenKing your author]] for his next gang-bang scene, how about a little more PG and a lot less 13!"
** [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse Thanos]] vs. [[UsefulNotes/RobertOppenheimer J. Robert Oppenheimer]]
*** "Listening to you took everything I had left. After your raps, I am become deaf."
*** "You just got no answer for Fortnite's dopest dancer."
* ''WebVideo/FilthyFrank''
** "WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MOTHAFUCKAAAA!"
** "IT'S TIME TO STOP!"
** "ey b0ss"
** "Nyeess!"
** "''Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo!''"
* ''WebVideo/FinalFantasyInANutshell''
** "Just sleep it off. You'll be fine."
** "I'm [name of character], by the way."
** "No need to be a dick about it."
** "Well this has been a monumental waste of time."
** "[Character saying that's not how things work or that's how things are]! Good day, sir!"
** "No! Reading is for nerds!"
** "Run away!"
* "MRBEAST!" (WebVideo/FreshyKanal)
* "[[WebVideo/GameGrumps Next time on Game Grumps, [rarely actually followed by anything]]]"
** "WHAT IS THIS?! ''WHAT IS THIS?!?!'' WHAT IS MY LIFE?!?!?!"
** "YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! YOU GOTTA DRAW A ''FUCKING'' LINE IN THE SAND, DUDE! YOU GOTTA MAKE A ''STATEMENT!'' You gotta look inside yourself and say, 'What am I willing to put up with today?' '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis NOT! FUCKING! THIS!]]'''''"
** "Hey, Big Zam!"
** "Mycaruba!"
** "Goddammit, Ross!"
** "GET OUTTA HERE!"
** "I'm gonna give you five across the ass!"
** "Does Bruno Mars is gay?"
** "MARK ZUCKERBERG!"
** "[[OverlyLongGag And then I fired again, and then I missed...]]"
* "I lost the run to RNG, dude!" (''gladjonas'')
** "[[VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine Water? I have no WATER?!]]"
** "A tape measure! Who could ever need one of these?"
* "To which I say but...Hello, you." (''WebVideo/GuruLarryAndWez'')
* "[CITATION NEEDED]" (''WebVideo/HBomberguy'')
** "Just one small problem.. SELL THEIR HOUSES TO ''WHO'', BEN?! FUCKING ''[[ComicBook/{{Aquaman}} AQUAMAN]]''''?!''"
** "You know what's worse than stealing from established journalists, who, in the end, are doing okay? Stealing from small queer writers or creators from marginalized groups who weren't even paid for their work in the first place. Stealing from the writings of dead people who passed away doing the activism you ''pretend'' to do. Stealing from the very people who fund your videos. The people you claim to be defending. ''This video is about James Somerton''."
* "FUCKING PRONOUNS!" (''[=HeelVsBabyFace=]'')
* "Hey, police girl." (''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'')
** "Oh, you know... a ''real'' fucking vampire!"
*** "Excuse me, but I'm a fuck-mothering vampire."
** "[[TonightSomeoneDies I'm going for a walk.]]"
** "Bitches love cannons."
* "You could make a religion out of this." (''WebVideo/HistoryOfTheEntireWorldIGuess'')
** "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER."
* "Bewbs." (''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'')
* "After doing some research..." (''WebVideo/TheIrateGamer'')
** "GET THE FUCK OFF MAH PROPERTY!!!"
* "I mean, ''really''!" (Mike Mozart of WebVideo/JeepersMedia)
* "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis CONSEQUENCES! WILL NEVER BE! THE SAME!]]" (Jessi Slaughter's dad)
** "...'cuz you dun goofed!"
** "I'll pop a glock in your mouth, and make a brain slushee!"
* "[[AppropriatedAppellation I'm Jim Fucking Sterling, son!]]" ([[WebVideo/{{Jimquisition}} Jim Sterling]])
** "And thank ''God'' for me!"
** "Fuck Creator/{{Konami}}!"
* "Alright chums, I'm back! Let's do this! LEEROYYYYYYY JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" (''WebVideo/LeeroyJenkinsVideo'')
** "At least I have chicken."
* "Your life is ''nothing!'' You serve ''zero'' purpose! [[SuicideDare You should kill yourself]], ''[[SuicideDare now]]''!" ([=LowTierGod=])
* "[[BetterThanABareBulb What I'm doing is wrong, I know it's wrong, but I'm gonna do it anyway.]]" (WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter)
** "Because... potatoes."
* "(Hello,) I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to!" (''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'')
** "'''A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!'''"
* "...And [[GameMaster I'm literally everyone else in the world]]." (''WebVideo/{{Oxventure}}'')
* "Hellllllllllo everyone, and welcome to ''[=PokéSins=]''."
** "Don't be silly, (character), (thing) doesn't exist."
** "Pokémon League rules say only one at a time!"
* ''[=TheQuartering=]'':
** "What's going on, everyone? Jeremy here from [=TheQuartering=]..."
** "Urnalists."
** "Just another buttfucking of history by lazy leftists."
* ''WebVideo/TheRageaholic'':
** "I'm RazörFist, God-fucking-speed!"
** "FUCK YOU, I WAS RIGHT! FUCK YOU, I WAS RIGHT! FUCK YOU, I WAS RIGHT!"
* ''WebVideo/{{React}}'':
** "Question Time!"
** "Let me eat the sushi with my blood on it!"
** "Kids React to [insert category here]! This video, [insert topic here]!"
* "[[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 I'm pissing on the]] '''''[[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 MOOOOOOOOOON!!!]]'''''" (''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'')
** "[[IncomingHam I've come to make an announcement]]: Shadow the Hedgehog's a ''bitch-ass motherfucker'', he pissed on my fucking wife!"
* "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined." ([=TheReportOfTheWeek=])
* WebVideo/ScottTheWoz:
** "Hey all, Scott here!"
** "This game blows!"
** "It looks fine..."
** "Oh, is it Gex night?"
** "This isn't America, this is Ohio!"
* "Super easy, barely an inconvenience." (''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings'')
* "Hello, this is Stampy, and welcome back to another Minecraft let's play video! And another video inside Stampy's Lovely World!" (''WebVideo/StampysLovelyWorld'')
* "WHAT THE FU -- OOOWAAAAHHHH!!!!" (''The Steve Moustache Show'')
* "[[Series/{{Masterchef}} I like the buttery biscuit base.]]" (''Swedemason'')
* ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'':
** "You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is! 'Cause he's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy!"
** "My name is Klein."
** "We must save my family!"
** "Oh, don't worry about me, Kayaba. This won't be anything like last time. Because now... I've got something worth fighting for!"
* "[[RunningGag Natural]] [[CriticalFailure One!]]" (''WebVideo/TFSAtTheTable'')
** "[[FlatEarthAtheist Undead don't exist, you can't bring things back to life!]]"
** "Do you like... heists?"
* WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}}:
** "Joel? ''Joel?'' Did you download boobs again, Joel?" (Joel)
*** "[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros GRAND DAD!!]] ''[[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones FLEENTSTONES?!]]''"
** "succ" (GPM)
** "[[SarcasmMode Good.]]" (Vinny)
*** "You've got Terminal Seven, Luigi."
*** "[[DiscreditedMeme It's hip to fuck bees!]]"
*** "[[SpectacularSpinning SPEEEN!]]"
* "Voilà ce qui va se passer !" ("Here's what gonna happen!") from ''WebVideo/LeVisiteurDuFutur''.
* [=WatchMojo=]:
** "Before we get to our top pick, here's a few honorable mentions."
*** "Before we get to our top pick, here's a few honorable, or in this case ''dis''honorable, mentions."
** "Do you agree with our picks?"
* ''WebVideo/WhatCultureWrestling'':
** "Why? Here's why!"
** "Here are ten things Wrestling/{{WWE}} wants you to forget about [insert topic]."
** "Ding, ding, done."
* "ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney" (''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'')
** "[[BrooklynRage BROOKLYN RAGE]]!"
** "Card games on motorcycles."
** "Children's card games."
** "IN AMERICA!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* "What time is it? Adventure Time!" (''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'')
** "Mathematical!"
** "MY HAT! IS! AWESOME!"
** "UNACCEPTABLE!"
** "The fun will never end!"
* "Gotta blast!" (''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'')
** "Think, think, think.....BRAIN BLAST!!"
* "Snooping as usual, I see?" (''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog'')
** "That's no good!"
** "I hate that hedgehog!"
* "Wham bam, we're in a jam!" (''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingChanAndTheChanClan'')
* "I don't feel safe." (''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'')
* "Goodnight, everybody!" (''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'')
* "Dancing is forbidden!" (''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'')
** "I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!"
** "[[BlackComedyRape Tonight.]] ''[[BlackComedyRape You.]]''"
** "YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!?!?"
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Arcane}}'':
** "You're hot, cupcake."
** "Don't cry, you're perfect."
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
** "[[MakingASplash Water]]. [[DishingOutDirt Earth]]. [[PlayingWithFire Fire]]. [[BlowYouAway Air]]. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only he Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But, when the world needed him the most, he vanished. A hundred years pass and my brother and I found the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And even though his Airbending skills were great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world."
** "Would you go penguin sledding with me?"
** "To regain my honor!'
** "My Cabbages!"
** "You will learn respect. And suffering will be your teacher."
** "VictoryIsBoring."
** "Twinkle-Toes!"
** "Happy Birthday, my son. [[MyGreatestFailure If only I could have]] [[OutlivingOnesOffspring helped you]]."
** "Leaves from the vine. Falling so slow. Like fragile tiny shells drifting in the foam. Little soldier boy. Come marching home. Brave soldier boy, comes marching home."
** "[[InMemoriam In Honor of]] Creator/{{Mako}}."
** "There is no war in Ba Sing Se."
** "The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai." "I am honored to accept his invitation."
** "Don't flatter yourself. You were never even a player."
** [[HeelFaceTurn "Hello. Zuko here."]]
** "My first girlfriend turned into the moon." "That's rough, buddy."
** "[[MachiavelliWasWrong I love Zuko more than I fear you]]."
** "I am not Toph. I am Melon Lord!"
** "Did Jet just... die?" "[[UncertainDoom You know, it was really unclear.]]"
** "That... wasn't a good play." "I'll say." "No kidding." "Horrible." "You said it." "But the effects were decent."
** "[[PowerEchoes Fire Lord Ozai, you and your forefathers have devastated the balance of this world, and now, you shall pay the ultimate price!]]"
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''
** "[[EstablishingCharacterMoment I'm The Avatar and you gotta deal with it!]]"
** "When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change."
** "[[EarnYourHappyEnding Let's go on a vacation]], [[RelationshipUpgrade just the two of us]], anywhere you want."
* "I am vengeance. I am the night. I... Am... BATMAN!" (''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'')
* "Mmm heh heh, mmm heheheheheheheh!" (''[[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Beavis...]]'')
** "Uh, huh huh, uh huhuhuhuhuhuhuh!" (''[[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead ...and Butt-Head]]'')
** [[{{Pyromaniac}} "Fire! Fire!"]]
** [[ItSucks "This sucks."]]
*** "Change it, Butt-Head!"
** "I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! Are you threatening me?!"
** "FIRE, FIRE!"
* '"No, I sensed I've made a mistake of some kind." (''WesternAnimation/Ben10UltimateAlien'')
* "Hey, aren't you the horse from ''JustForFun/HorsinAround''? (''WesternAnimation/BojackHorseman'')
** "I have no self-control, and I hate myself."
** "It gets easier. Every day, it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part. But it ''does'' get easier."
** "What is this, a crossover episode?"
** "You know, it's funny... when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."
* ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers''
** "[[DishingOutDirt Earth]]! [[PlayingWithFire Fire]]! [[BlowYouAway Wind]]! [[MakingASplash Water]]! [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway Heart]]! Go Planet!"
** "[[AllYourPowersCombined With your powers combined]], I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!"
** "The power... IS YOURS!"
* "Stupid dog!" (''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog'')
** "[[SnarkyInanimateObject You twit]]."
* "Good grief..." (''WesternAnimation/DangerMouse'')
** "Crumbs!"
* "I am the terror that flaps in the night..." (''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'')
** "LetsGetDangerous!"
* "[[AccidentalInnuendo I'd shower you with coconut cream pies...]]" (''WesternAnimation/DonkeyKongCountry'')
** "BANANA SLAMMA!"
* "A runabout. '''[[SuddenlyShouting I'LL STEAL IT!]]''' '''''[[WithCatlikeTread NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!]]'''''" (''WesternAnimation/TheDoverBoys'')
* "A sea monster [[SuddenlyShouting ATE MY ICE CREAM!]]" (''WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987'')
* "WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong?" (''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'')
** "[[WildcardExcuse Uh, Internet?]]"
** "''Dinkleberg...''"
** "FAIRY GODPARENTS!"
* "Bite my shiny metal ass!" (''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'')
** "Good news, everyone!"
** "WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!"
** "Shut up and take my money!"
** "All glory to the Hypnotoad!"
** "Hahahaha! Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder! WHAHAHAHA!"
* "Now we know!" "AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle." "''WesternAnimation/GIJoe!!''"
* "STAN IS NOT WHAT HE SEEMS" (''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'')
** "Grappling hook!"
** "My ex-wife still misses me...BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!"
** "Who's that?" "The Author of the Journals...''my brother''."
** "WHEN GRAVITY FALLS AND EARTH BECOMES SKY, FEAR THE BEAST WITH JUST ONE EYE"
* "Look at me, I am a person! I DESERVE A NUMBER!" (''WesternAnimation/InfinityTrain'')
** "Teamwork starts when two people trust one another. But you? ''You're no person''."
* "ONE MOOOOORRRE THING!" (''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'')
** "Magic must defeat magic!"
* "That boy ain't right" (''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'')
** "[[PreAsskickingOneLiner That's my purse! I don't know you!]]"
* "I'm gay." (''WesternAnimation/KipoAndTheAgeOfWonderbeasts'')
* "[[WellExcuseMePrincess Well, excuuuuuuuse me, Princess!]]" (''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda1989'')
* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes''
** "Eh, what's up doc?" (''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny'')
*** "Of course you realize, {{this means war}}!"
*** "I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law."
*** "[[WrongTurnAtAlbuquerque I knew I should'a taken dat left toin at Albacoiky.]]"
*** "[[ElmuhFuddSyndwome Shh, be vewy vewy quiet. We'we hunting wabbits.]]"
*** [[DuckSeasonRabbitSeason Duck season! Rabbit season! Duck season! Rabbit season!]]
*** "[[Music/RideOfTheValkyries Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit...]]" (''WesternAnimation/WhatsOperaDoc'')
** "You're dethpicable!" (''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck'')
** "I tawt I taw a puddy tat!" (''WesternAnimation/SylvesterTheCatAndTweetyBird'')
*** "I did! I did taw a puddy tat!"
*** "Sufferin' succotash!"
** "Meep Meep!" (''WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadRunner'')
** "WheresTheKaboom? There was ''supposed'' to be an EarthShatteringKaboom!"
** "What in the, I say, what in the Sam Hill is going on here?" (''WesternAnimation/FoghornLeghorn'')
*** "That's a joke, I say, that's a joke, son."
** "¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!" (''WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales'')
** "ThatsAllFolks!" (''WesternAnimation/PorkyPig'')
* "Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse!" (''WesternAnimation/MickeyMouseClubhouse'')
** "Everybody say, Oh Toodles!"
** "Say, do you wanna come inside my clubhouse?"
** "That's a surprise tool that'll help us later."
** "Hot dog!"
* "Clark, I know you're Superman. This is not big of a reveal." (''WesternAnimation/MyAdventuresWithSuperman'')
* "It needs to be about [[TwentyPercentMoreAwesome 20% cooler]]." (''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'')
** "All the ponies in this town are ''crazy''!"
** "Spike, take a letter!"
** "Dear Princess Celestia..."
** "Howdy, sugarcube!"
** "Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!"
* "[[BrokenRecord It's! The! Nutshack!]]" (''WesternAnimation/TheNutshack'')
** "Tito Dick 'Dickman', baby!"
* "Say, you wanna play tag? ''[[PreMortemOneLiner I'm it.]]''" (''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse'')
** "Oh, wow. Sports."
** "You always have a way of sneaking into people's hearts."
** "Byeeeeee!"
** "Then why were you so easy to curse?!"
** "Amity Blight, do you want to go out with me?"
** "Everything is so crazy right now, and I have no idea what my future holds, but it would be so cool if you were in it."
** "They're adorable and deserve all the happiness!"
** "Do not underestimate me, Belos, for I am the Good Witch Luz: child of the Human Realm, student of the Demon Realm, and warrior of peace! '''''NOW EAT THIS, SUCKAAAA!!!!'''''"
* "No job is too big! No pup is too small!" (''WesternAnimation/PawPatrol'')
** "Paw Patrol is on a roll!"
** "Chase is on the case!"
** "Paw Patrol ready for action Ryder, ''sir''!"
** "Ready for a ruff ruff rescue!"
** "I'm all fired up!"
** "This pup's gotta fly!"
** "Let's take to the sky!"
** "Green means go!"
** "Rubble on the double!"
** "Let's dive in!"
** "Ready, set, get wet!"
* "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!" (''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'')
** "Hey, where's Perry?"
** "Oh, there you are, Perry."
** "What'cha doin'?"
** "''[[{{Jingle}} Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!]]''"
** "BEHOLD, THE (X)-INATOR!!"
** "CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!"
** "A platypus? ''PERRY'' THE PLATYPUS?!?"
* "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try and take over the world!" (''WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain'')
** "Pinky, AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering" "Well, I think so Brain, but [completely unrelated question]"
** "[[ExecutiveMeddling It's what the network wants]], why bother to complain?" (''WesternAnimation/PinkyElmyraAndTheBrain'')
* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998''
** "Sugar... spice... and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X! Thus, the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra-superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil!"
** "And SoOnceAgainTheDayIsSaved, thanks to ''Franchise/ThePowerpuffGirls''!"
** "[[TitleThemeTune Blossom, commander and the leader! Bubbles, she is the joy and the laughter! Buttercup, and she's the toughest fighter! Powerpuffs save the day!]]"
** "The City of Townsville..."
** "I'm '''HARDCORE'''!"
* "WWWHHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!" (''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'')
** "YEA-YUHHH!"
** "Jolly good show!"
** "You know who ''else'' [[MadLibsCatchPhrase (X)]]? MY MOM!"
* "Wubba lubba dub-dub!" (''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'')
** "Rick and Morty forever and ever, a hundred years, Rick and Morty dot com..."
** "Where are my testicles, Summer?"
** "You can run, but you can't hide, bitch!"
** "I'M MISTER MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!"
** "In Bird culture, this is considered a Dick Move."
** "My man!"
** ''*snaps fingers*'' "Yes!"
** "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT."
** "Get schwifty!"
** "Two brothers! In a van! And they ran as fast as they could!"
** "What is my purpose?" "You pass butter." "Oh, my god." "Yeah, welcome to the club pal."
** "[[TheAntiNihilist Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV?]]"
** "I want that ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}'' dipping sauce, Morty!"
** "I turned myself into a pickle! I'm Pickle Rick!"
** "You son of a bitch, I'm in."
* "Long ago, in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil!" (''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'')
** "Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack! Watch out!"
** "Jump good!"
** "No money for you, crazy round man."
** "GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS!"
** "[[MemeticMutation EXTRA THICK!]]"
** "Whoa, what a ''freak!'' Looked like a talking [[PrecisionFStrike penis]]."
* "Do you want the mustache on or off?" "Off, ''please''." "Too bad." (''WesternAnimation/Sealab2021'')
* "D'oh!" (''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'')
** "Excellent..."
** "Worst episode ever!"
** "Eat my shorts!"
** "Why you little!'
** "To alcohol! The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems!"
** "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
** "Can't sleep, clown will eat me!"
** "GOOD LORD, what is happening in there?!"
** "Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, ''localized entirely within your kitchen??''"
* "Home? Home doesn't exist anymore because of YOU!" (''WesternAnimation/SonicPrime'')
** "I heart you too, Shadow."
* "Oh, my God, {{they killed Kenny|again}}!" "{{YOU BASTARD}}S!" (''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'')
** "[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Screw you guys, I'm going home]]!"
** "They took our jobs!"
*** "Dey turk uhr jubz!"
*** "Durka dur durrrr!"
** "[[GratuitousEnglish Let's Fighting Love!"]]
** "Respect my authoritah!"
** "{{Drugs are bad}}, mmkay?"
** "Move along, nothing to see here."
** "[[LoopholeAbuse It's coming right for us!]]"
** "Aaaand...it's gone!"
* ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManTheAnimatedSeries''
** "[[SuddenlyShouting SHOCKER!]] [[{{Narm}} YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!]]"
** "[[TakeThat This is starting to sound like a bad]] [[ComicBook/TheCloneSaga comic book plot!"]]
* "I'm ready! I'm ready!" (''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'')
** "My leg!"
** "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
*** "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. [[HandsGoDown Horseradish is not an instrument, either.]]"
** "CHOCOLATE!"
** "[[JustForFun/TheUglyBarnacle Once there was an Ugly Barnacle.]] [[MemeticMutation He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.]]" "That didn't help at all!"
** "The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!"
** "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick!"
** "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis MY NAME'S! NOT! RIIIIIICK!!!!!!!]]"
* "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for YouMeddlingKids." (''[[WesternAnimation/ScoobyDoo Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?]]'')
** "Like, Zoinks!"
** "Jinkies!"
** "LetsSplitUpGang!"
* "[[AnguishedDeclarationOfLove Don't you get it?! I love you! I always have! So please, just this once, stay!]]" (''WesternAnimation/SheRaAndThePrincessesOfPower'')
** "Hey, Adora."
* "You will pay for this insolence!" "Insolence? Ha, ha! We are ''pirates!'' We don't even know what that means!" (''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'')
** "Have mercy. Please!" "There's no mercy."
** "I'm sorry Master, but I'm not coming back."
** "These missions... These nightmares... They are finally over."
** "Hello, Master. It's been a while."
** "Let me go! Let me die! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BURN! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!"
** "Good soldiers follow orders."
* "There are some things far more frightening than death." (''WesternAnimation/StarWarsRebels'')
** "Formerly Darth. Now just Maul."
** "I won't abandon you! Not this time." "Then you will ''die.''"
* "'''[[WhamLine She's GOOOONE!!!!!]]'''"(''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'')
* "Yes, yes, I killed your father. What is it with you women anyway? I killed my father too, and you don't hear me whining about it!" (''[[WesternAnimation/StreetFighter Street Fighter: The Animated Series]]'')
** "BISOOOON!"
** "Just get in the plane!"
** "This is ''delicious!''"
*** "[[BigYes Yes! YES!]]"
* "That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario! *wheeze*" (''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld'')
** "It's a stone Luigi. You didn't make it."
*** "It's a football! I chiseled it!"
** "HEEEEEEEELP!"
** "...or is it the bagel?"
* "When there's trouble, you know who to call... ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans''!"
** "Titans, go!"
** "AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS!"
** "Evil beware, we have waffles."
** "I am the thing that keeps you up at night, the evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest, and neither will you."
** "Booyah!"
* ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987'':
** "Turtles fight with honor!"
** "Cowabunga!"
** "Turtle power!"
** "Tonight, I dine on turtle soup."
* "Ariel! Ookla! Riiiide!" [or "Into battle!"] (''WesternAnimation/ThundarrTheBarbarian'')
** "Demon dogs!"
** "Lords of light!"
* ''{{Franchise/Transformers}}''
** "Autobots, transform and roll out!"
** "Decepticons, transform and rise up!" (''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'')
** "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."
* "For the glory of Merlin, daylight is mine to command." (''WesternAnimation/{{Trollhunters}}'')
* "Pugh, Pugh, Barney [=McGrew=], Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb" (''Trumpton'')
* "Good Mornin'!" (''WesternAnimation/UncleGrandpa'')
* "Allow us to introduce ourselves..." (''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'')
** "Remember, God made you special, and He loves you very much!"
** "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song."
* "Lord Hater! Number One Super Star!" (''WesternAnimation/WanderOverYonder'')
** HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN! HATE'S GREAT! BEST VILLAIN!
** "An enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet!"
* "Drat! And double drat!" ([[WesternAnimation/WackyRaces Dick Dastardly]])
* "Follow me, and dare to face the unknown, and ponder the question “What If?” (''[[WesternAnimation/WhatIf2021 What If...?]]''):
** Oh, Captain, just you watch.
* "You slumber, a cucumber!" (''WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel'')
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]
* "That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind." -- UsefulNotes/NeilArmstrong
* "The doors are closing. Please stand clear of the doors." -- UsefulNotes/BayAreaRapidTransit
* "You guys ready? Let's roll." -- Todd Beemer
* "[[UsefulNotes/DanQuayle Senator]], I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy." -- UsefulNotes/LloydBentsen
* UsefulNotes/JoeBiden:
** "Come on, man!"
** "If you won't vote for me, then you ain't Black."
** "Will [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump you]] shut up, man?"
* UsefulNotes/OttoVonBismarck
** "Not by speeches and votes of the majority are the great questions of the time decided — that was the error of 1848 and 1849 — but by [[{{Realpolitik}} iron and blood]]."
** "Be assured, we shall not go to Canossa, either bodily or spiritually."
* "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold." -- UsefulNotes/WilliamJenningsBryan
* "Read my lips. No new taxes." -- UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush
* UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush:
** "{{With us or against us}}."
** [[TemptingFate "Mission accomplished."]]
** [[EstablishingCharacterMoment "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."]]
** "Brownie, you've done a heck of a job."
** "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again."
** "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
* "Please clap." -- Jeb Bush
* UsefulNotes/JuliusCaesar:
** "''Veni; vidi; vici''." (I came, I saw, I conquered.)
** "''Alea jacta est''." (The die is cast.)
** "''EtTuBrute''?" (You too, Brutus?)
* "I believe it is peace for our time." -- UsefulNotes/NevilleChamberlain
* "Je suis Charlie" -- ''Charlie Hebdo''.
* "The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried." -- Creator/GKChesterton
* UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill:
** "Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed, by so many, to so few."
** "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat."
** "If the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say this was their finest hour."
** "And you are ugly, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."
** "We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them on the landing grounds, we will never surrender."
* UsefulNotes/BillClinton:
** "[Full nationwide Internet availability] is not a question of 'if', it is a question of 'when'."
** "[[BlatantLies I did not have sexual relations with that woman.]]"
** "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
** "It's the economy, stupid."
* "You can put half of [[UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump Trump]] supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables." -- UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton
** "''VideoGame/PokemonGo'' to the polls!"
* "And that's the way it is." -- Creator/WalterCronkite
* "''Cogito ergo sum''." (I think therefore I am) -- Descartes
* Rodrigo Duterte:
** "OBOSEN"
** "My God, I hate drugs."
** "Fuck you."[[note]]The line was targeted at the UsefulNotes/EuropeanUnion in a public statement, by the way.[[/note]]
* Reggie Fils-Aime:
** "My name is Reggie. [[BadassBoast I'm about kickin' ass, I'm about takin' names]], and ''[[Creator/{{Nintendo}} we're]]'' about makin' games."
** "[[VideoGame/WiiFit My body is ready.]]"
* Creator/BenjaminFranklin:
** "Time is money."
** "Love your Enemies, for they tell you your Faults."
** "God helps those that help themselves."
** "Early to bed and early to rise, Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise."
** "Two things are certain in life: death and taxes."
* "You must be the change you wish to see in the world." -- UsefulNotes/MahatmaGandhi
* "I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." -- UsefulNotes/BarryGoldwater
* "I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions." -- Creator/LillianHellman
* "When ordinary hands can possess such an extraordinary instrument, that symbolizes the full measure of human dignity and liberty. That's why those five words issue an irresistible call to us all, and we muster. So, as we set out this year to defeat the divisive forces that would take freedom away, I want to say those fighting words for everyone within the sound of my voice to hear and to heed, and especially for you, [[UsefulNotes/AlGore Mr. Gore]]: 'From my cold, dead hands!'" -- Creator/CharltonHeston
* UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler:
** "I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few."
** "If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed."
* "[[BadassBoast We get off]] [[ThatOneBoss/{{Atlus}} on your tears.]]" -- Creator/{{Atlus}} forum admin Aram Jabbari
* "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with inherent and inalienable Rights; that among these, are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness" -- UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson
* Creator/HidekiKamiya:
** "Blocked."
** "Ask {{your mom}}."
* "''Sapere aude.''" (Dare to know) -- Immanuel Kant
* UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy:
** "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country."
** "Ich bin ein Berliner" (which could theoretically mean "[[MyHovercraftisFullOfEels I am a jelly donut]]", [[CommonKnowledge but it's highly unlikely any German actually interpreted it this way]])
** "We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."
* "JUST DO IT!" -- Creator/ShiaLaBeouf
* Creator/BrieLarson:
** "I don't care what a 40-year old White dude has to say about ''Film/{{A Wrinkle in Time|2018}}'', it wasn't made for them."
** "Is that a personal attack or something?"
** "Thank you ''very'' much!
** "Drop your taco!"
* "[[Music/TheBeatles We]]'re more popular than Jesus now." —- Music/JohnLennon
* "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal." -- UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln
* "Mind the gap." -- UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground
* "I have a dream." -- UsefulNotes/MartinLutherKingJr.
* "Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!" -- Creator/KarlMarx
* "[[{{Irony}} Strong and stable (leadership).]]" -- UsefulNotes/TheresaMay
* "soi soi soi soi" -- Microsoft Sam
* "''(process)'' has stopped working" -- UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows
* "Let my people go." -- Moses
* "Good night, and good luck." -- Edward R. Murrow
* Horatio Nelson:
** "England expects that every man will do his duty."
** "Kiss me, Hardy."
* Creator/FriedrichNietzsche:
** "God is dead!"
** "What does not destroy me makes me stronger."
* UsefulNotes/RichardNixon:
** "I'm not a crook."
** "[[ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem Well, when the President does it]], that means that it is ''not'' illegal."
* UsefulNotes/BarackObama:
** "There is not a liberal America. There is not a conservative America. There is the United States of America."
** "Yes we can!"
** "We are the change we seek."
** "[[WrittenByTheWinners You're in the wrong side of history.]]"
** "Look..."
* "I did not get on the bus to get arrested; I got on the bus to go home." -- Rosa Parks
* "Up yours, woke moralists. We'll see who cancels who." -- Jordan Peterson
* "You cannot conceive the many without the one" -- Creator/{{Plato}}
* Alexander Pope:
** "To err is human, to forgive divine."
** "[[MemeticMutation ...and neither is United States Marine Corps policy.]]"
* UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan:
** "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
** "I am PAYING for this microphone, sir!"
** "[[IsThisThingStillOn I have signed legislation to make Russia unlawful. We begin bombing in five minutes.]]"
** "There you go again."
* [[TropeNamers/VideoGames Bill Ritch]]:
** "So here's this GiantEnemyCrab...."
** "...and you AttackItsWeakPoint for massive damage."
** "RealTimeWeaponChange."
* "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." -- UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt
** "Yesterday, December 7, 1941. A date which will live in infamy."
* "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." -- UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt
* "Man is born free; and everywhere he is in chains" -- Rousseau
* "To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known." -- Creator/CarlSagan
* "It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." -- Upton Sinclair
* "Winning!" -- Creator/CharlieSheen
* "The unexamined life is not worth living." -- Creator/{{Socrates}}
* "Doctor Livingstone, I presume?" -- Henry Morton Stanley
* "I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced within [[UsefulNotes/{{Pornography}} that shorthand description]], and perhaps I could never succeed in intelligibly doing so. But I know it when I see it, and the motion picture involved in this case is not that." — Potter Stewart
* "The lady's not for turning." -- UsefulNotes/MargaretThatcher
* UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump:
** "Make America great again!"
** "We'll build a wall on the border that Mexico ''will'' pay for!"
** "A small loan of a million dollars..."
** "[[IsThisThingStillOn Grab them by the pussy.]]"
** "Sad!"
** "Yuge!" and "Bigly!" (actually a MemeticMutation for "Big League")
** "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
** "Very fine people -- on both sides!"
** "Why are we letting in people from shithole countries?"
** "Fake news."
** "Nasty question!"
** "I take no responsibility at all."
** "[[UsefulNotes/COVID19Pandemic The Kung Flu, the China Virus]]..."
** "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."
** "Everything woke turns to shit."
* "We are not amused." -- UsefulNotes/QueenVictoria
* "écrasez l'infâme" (crush the infamous thing) -- Creator/{{Voltaire}}
* Jack Wagner, "the Voice of Ride/{{Disneyland}}":
** "Remain seated please; ''[[GratuitousSpanish permanecer sentados por favor.]]''" -- Matterhorn Bobsleds safety spiel
** "Please stand clear of the doors. ''[[GratuitousSpanish Por favor manténgase alejado de las puertas.]]''" -- Ride/WaltDisneyWorld Monorail System warning message for when the train doors are closing
* "Let's not assassinate this lad further, [[UsefulNotes/JosephMcCarthy Senator]], you've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?" -- Joseph Welch
* UsefulNotes/TheDukeOfWellington:
** "Our army is composed of the scum of the earth - the mere scum of the earth." "It is only wonderful that we should be able to make so much out of them afterward."
** "'Tis of no matter, Your Highness, I have seen their backs before!”
** "Publish and be damned. There is no mistake; there has been no mistake; and there shall be no mistake. The only thing I am afraid of is fear. I believe I forgot to tell you I was made a Duke."
* Music/KanyeWest:
** "Yo, Music/{{Taylor|Swift}}, I'm really happy for you; Imma let you finish, but Music/{{Beyonce}} had one of the best videos of all time!"
** "[[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush George Bush]] doesn't care about black people."
* "I have nothing to declare but my genius." -- Creator/OscarWilde
* "Nature never draws a line without smudging it." -- Lorna Wing [[note]] The quote originally belongs to Churchill but Wing used it as a means of expressing the wide spectrum of [[UsefulNotes/AutismSpectrum autism]] which previously had quite a monolithic criteria under Leo Kanner. The quote as has been used in her obituaries and in association of her in a chapter of Steve's Silberman's book Neurotribes. [[/note]]
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