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->'' "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."''
-->-- '''Creator/IngridBergman'''
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Isn't it rude to interrupt someone mid-sentence by kissing them? Apparently not. Especially if you're dancing TheMasochismTango -- skip the [[SlapSlapKiss Slap Slap]] and get right to the kiss.

The cute version occurs when one character is babbling nervously, either because they get tongue-tied around the object of their affections or because they are trying to apologize for something, and the other cuts them off with a kiss to show that they understand. A wordless solution to CannotSpitItOut.

May also be used on someone pointlessly rambling on, intentionally trying to evade said kiss. Saying "Shut up and kiss me!" is optional but not recommended. Which partner gives and receives is gender indiscriminate. Double points if it's the FirstKiss. "Kiss me, you fool!" is the flirtatious variant, for when the partner hesitates too long.

Almost always a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, and also frequently a Crowning Moment Of [[WillTheyOrWontThey Freakin']] '''[[ArcFatigue Finally]]'''.

May lead to PostKissCatatonia. Not to be confused (or at least not necessarily) with the TakeThatKiss. Often overlaps with ForcefulKiss.

For sans kissing {{Sister Trope}}s, see FingerMuzzle and CooldownHug.

Compare KissOfDistraction.


[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* This is Aya and Tooya's FirstKiss in ''Manga/AyashiNoCeres''. Aya and Tooya hide in a tree while the former is being hunted down by her family. She begins to freak out just as they pass by, he needs her to stay quiet... so... yeah.
* In the first chapter of ''{{Manga/Citrus}}'', when Yuzu discussing with Mei, her new step-sister, about the time when she caught her and a homeroom teacher kissing at the back of the school, Mei used the trope on Yuzu, in turn stealing the latter's first kiss
** As it turns out in chapter 4, [[spoiler:Mei took the trope more literally, as she coldly explained to Yuzu that it was the most effective way to shut her up. Yuzu took it personally.]]
* Inverted in ''Anime/CodeGeass'', where [[spoiler:Kallen [[ForcefulKiss kisses]] Lelouch]] to get him to talk instead of giving her the silent treatment. [[TearJerker It doesn't work]].
* '' Manga/DNAngel'': Dark does this to one of the Harada sisters in an early episode.
* Light Yagami does this to Misa in ''Manga/DeathNote''. Not because he loves her, but to make her do what he says by keeping her infatuated.
* ''Manga/DefenseDevil'': The first thing Idamaria does to Kucabara when he comes back in the finale is [[MegatonPunch punch him across the face]] [[{{Tsundere}} and yell at him]]. This is what he does immediately afterward.
* ''Manga/HaouAiren'': Hakuron does this to Kurumi in the first chapter to keep the panicked girl from having a FreakOut and revealing his position to his pursuers.
* In ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'' Kyon kisses [[spoiler:Haruhi herself]] in the middle of her FreakOut, not only leaving her speechless, but [[spoiler:saving the universe at the same time.]]
* ''Manga/JunjouRomantica'': Usami uses this to stop Misaki's crying.
* In ''Manga/JunsuiAdolescence'' Nanao and Matsumoto's first kiss is of this variety.
* This trope features in the highly dramatic and [[TearJerker sad]] climax of ''Manga/KannazukiNoMiko'', with [[spoiler:Himeko "shut up" kissing Chikane to cut off her "IAmAMonster" speech, before telling her how much she loves her as Chikane dies in her arms]].
* In ''Manga/LoveSoLife'', [[spoiler:Rio]] pulls this on [[spoiler:Takeru]] while he's still reeling from her confession.
* In Chapter 252 of ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'', [[spoiler:Konoka]] does this to [[spoiler:Setsuna for their Pactio]] when the latter was stammering like she usually does around the former.
* In ''Manga/MarmaladeBoy'' after Yuu shoves Miki into his closet and gets in there with her. Miki panics that they'll get caught and Yuu shuts her up with a smooch that leads to some torrid stuff in that same closet. [[spoiler:And to him finding some stuff that will bring trouble later.]]
* Done at in the last moments of ''Anime/MartianSuccessorNadesico'', where [[spoiler:Akito kisses Yurika to both shut her up and to complete the last minute DeusExMachina]].
* Kaji does this to a drunk and distraught Misato on ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''.
** [[{{Squick}} After she had thrown up earlier...]]
*** ...which casts considerable doubt on Misato's claim that Kaji is just a "chauvanistic pig" who's only after sex. Sure he flirts with almost every woman he meets, but to kiss Misato in those circumstances? That takes genuine '''love'''.
*** Moreover, it was interrupting Misato's drunken self-reprimand in which she was calling herself immature and selfish. Kaji kept telling her to stop, in an increasingly upset tone, indicating he hated seeing her in such a state of low self-esteem, and took it upon himself to prove to her that she was indeed worthy of love.
* In Chapter 2 of ''Manga/SakuraTrick'', Haruka is throwing a tantrum, so Yuu kisses her out of it. Naturally, Haruka takes the opportunity to playfully ask her for another kiss, otherwise she'll throw another tantrum.
%%* YaoiGuys example: Anubituf does this to Guragief in ''Anime/{{Simoun}}''.
* ''LightNovel/SoICantPlayH'': Done by Lisara at the end of of her love confession to Ryosuke, in episode 12, so he'd stop arguing with her and [[spoiler:return to his body]].
-->'''Lisara:''' ''([[TearfulSmile smiles tearfully]])'' "Still ready to die, [[InsultOfEndearment dummy?"]]
* In ''Manga/{{Sola}}'', Masuri does this to Yorito after the latter's discovery that [[spoiler:he's really a paper golem constructed by his sister and isn't sure whether he's human or not.]]
* In ''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline'' episode 10, Kirito does this to Asuna when she says she'll leave him alone from now on, since she feels like she's been causing trouble for him.
* This occurs at the end of the 7th ''Manga/UruseiYatsura'' [[ThemeTune ending theme]], "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q7rjeBh5Us Open Invitation]]". Lum starts chewing Ataru out for some reason; Ataru responds with a smooch.

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* In Dark Wolverine #84, Daken and Bullseye
* In ''[[Comicbook/TeenTitans The New Teen Titans]]'', Starfire did this to Robin. She said it was so she could assimilate English into her mind. ''Ri-i-i-i-i-ight.''
** And it led to this exchange:
-->'''Robin''': ''You had to kiss me to do that?''
-->'''Starfire''': ''Not really. But it was certainly more fun this way.''
* Johnny Alpha does it to Durham Red in ''ComicBook/StrontiumDog'' when they team up for the first time.
* ''ClockKing'': Rose Wilson did this to The Clock King.
* Colossus did this to Kitty Pryde during Whedon's run on ''ComicBook/AstonishingXMen''. She attempted to confront him about the state of their relationship, got cold feet and started to babble. What else could he do?
** Ultimate X-Men has Iceman do this to Kitty Pryde right when she is having a lengthy rant accusing him of deliberately going out with Rogue to avoid physical intimacy. Instead of ''him'' getting {{Megaton Punch}}ed for this, [[ShipTease Kitty starts responding quite warmly]]...right up until Rogue catches them and literally knocks her unconscious with one punch.
* Comicbook/ScottPilgrim did this not once, but twice, in the same scene. Ramona was trying to apologize to him and he kissed her (guess that means she was forgiven). When she pulled away to finish her apology, he kissed her again. The third time, he just flat out told her to shut up so they could make out.
* Hildagaard Rail who was a voluptuous blonde haired German woman except for the fact that she had gigantic red lips that took up most of the space of her face does this to Raphael in ''Comicbook/{{Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles|Mirage}}'' issue #30. In this story entitled Sky Highway, when Raphael was about to leave her he said "It's been funfffh!" His words were cut off because she actually said, "Shut up and kiss me, you dumkoff!" She grabbed him by the streams of his bandana and gave Raphael a gigantic smooch goodbye. The kiss Hildagaard gave Raphael left a lipstick imprint that covered his entire beak.
* ''ComicBook/ALittleSomethingSpecial'': One that goes horribly wrong. The Beagle Boys show up in the Money Bin when Scrooge is away, disguised as the Duck's friends and relatives thanks to a transmutation wand belonging to Magica [=DeSpell=]. Donald gets wary when he sees "Daisy" consorting with "Gladstone", his romantic rival. He decides to plant a kiss on "her" just when damage to Magica's wand causes them to (partially) transform back to their real forms. Poor Donald has to reach for the BrainBleach afterwards.
* ''ComicBook/JudgeDredd'': Judge Galen [=DeMarco=] is having affairs with other Judges (which are illegal) when Judge Dredd, who's taken her under his wing, tries to lecture her on learning to prioritize her duties over her own desires. It's clear that she's attracted to Dredd himself, but since he's too thick to take the hint, she spontaneously kisses him during an argument. This surprises him so much that he chooses not to report it.

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
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* A Sunday strip of ''ComicStrip/{{Zits}}'' had a subversion of this trope. The girlfriends word bubble is filled with text, Jeremy kisses her and the text continues out of his ear. The other time he does it, she starts yelling at him:
-->'''Jeremy:''' I need to stop getting all my relationship cues from ''Series/DawsonsCreek''.

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/The-Next-Step-part-2-336913772 This]] ''Disney/WreckItRalph'' FanArt shows Calhoun performing one on Felix after he proposes.
* In ''Fanfic/AllAmericanGirl'', [[spoiler:Sam does this to Celestia twice, both times when she's trying to dissuade him of the feelings he has for her]]. Greg does this to Faust in one of the side-stories.
* ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'': In chapter 50, after an argument and a martial fight, Asuka tells Shinji shutting up and kissing her:
-->'''Asuka''':''“And that goes double for my lover, Shin-chan. You think you’ve got the guts to fight me, you go right ahead and try. By all means, push back. Now shut up and kiss me.”''
* ''Fanfic/ChildOfTheStorm'' hilariously subverts this in the sequel, ''Ghosts of the Past'', when Carol finishes a sweet, passionate ad earnest YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre speech to Harry [[spoiler:who's in Dark Phoenix mode after having been horrifically tortured by the Red Room and transformed into their weapon, the Red Son, and promptly snapped]], with whom she has much {{UST}}, and adds tartly that if he's hoping for a 'you've got so much to live for' kiss, he's going to be extremely disappointed. Harry blushes furiously, [[spoiler:which shouldn't be possible for a being of living flame, but happens anyway.]]
* ''Fanfic/HigherLearning'': In chapter 15 Shinji is trying to apologise to Asuka for accusing her of cheating on him, when she cuts him off and says him "Shut up and kiss me!":
-->''"I'm so sorry, Asuka-chan! OW! Really! I'm sorry!"''\\
''Asuka sighed and stopped smacking him. "Shut up and kiss me before I change my mind." she grabbed him by his shirt and hauled him in before he knew what was happening.''\\
* ''Fanfic/TheOneILoveIs'': In episode 5 Shinji does this to Asuka to shut her up after she dares him to kiss her.
* ''Fanfic/RWBYReckoning'' has Yang doing this to Darrel, after 21 chapters of [[ShipTease teasing,]] [[AlmostKiss fake-outs]], and general {{UST}}.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11102148/7/Potion-Bottles Potion Bottles]]'' Draco does it to Hermione.
* ''Fanfic/ThousandShinji'': In a scene Asuka and Shinji kiss. Shinji teases Asuka, and she suggests him shutting up and kissing her again:
-->'''Asuka''':''“All my life… or at least since momma died, people have been asking things of me, or I of them. No one has ever, EVER, really done anything for me so freely and readily.”''\\
'''Shinji''':''“Is it really free and ready if I was doing it so that I could get a hot girl sitting on my lap kissing me?”''\\
'''Asuka''':''“Shut up stupid and kiss me again. You need practice.”''
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11291480/19/King-Lightning King Lightning]]'' Remus does it to stop Sirius' babbling about his guilty feelings concerning James and Lily's death.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Guardian}}'', Chappu ends the argument over whether or not he should have joined the Crusaders by kissing Lulu.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10649604/10/The-Legacy-Preservation-Act The Legacy Preservation Act]]'' Neville does it to Tracy Davis.
* In the ''Franchise/StarWarsLegends'' fan fic series ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11948926/1/TIE-Fighter-Specters-and-Visions-A-History TIE Fighter]]'' one is delivered by [[spoiler:future Grand Admiral Thrawn]] of all people when he can't think of another way to convince his seriously-rattled fiancee that he is not about to break off their arranged engagement because [[spoiler:she's Force-sensitive, a much more negative trait among their people.]]
* In ''Fanfic/NeonMetathesisEvangelion'', when Leliel comes, Rei decides that ''she'' will pilot EVA-01, instead of Shinji. She has no problems with piloting and he has and EVA-00 has been destroyed, so she should be doing it. When Shinji starts feeling guilty about this and protests, Rei shuts down his protests with a kiss.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9717032/1/Harry-Hermione-and-Lily Harry, Hermione and Lily]]'' Harry does it to stop Hermione's rant about what she'd like to do to his abusive relatives.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10915346/3/Hunt Hunt]]'' Harry does it to stop Hermione's rant about Dumbledore's information-hoarding tendencies.
* In ''[[Fanfic/AftermathOfTheGames Integration]]'', when Flash Sentry visits Equestria for the first time and sees Princess Twilight in her true pony form he does this to her while she is explaining to him that she understands it takes time to realize you find [[InterspeciesRomance someone of a different species attractive]].
* In ''Fanfic/UnexpectedSurprise'', once Adrien sees words aren't enough to convince Marinette she's not to blame for the mess they were in due to their TwoPersonLoveTriangle, he resorts to this.

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}'' has a variant on this. To stop Linguini's babbling to Colette, Remy pushes ''him'' into a kiss. It takes her a moment to decide if she wants to mace him or kiss him back.
* Astrid does this to Hiccup at the end of ''WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon''.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'', Mr. Incredible gives this to Elastigirl as she's chewing him out. (She doesn't actually forgive him until they get their BattleCouple moment a couple scenes later.)
* At the end of ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'', Woody was dragged over by Bo Peep. He glanced upwards and began commenting about the mistletoe above them when Bo Peep jumped on him for a kiss. Several in fact.
* In Disney's version of ''{{Disney/Tarzan}}'', Tarzan does this to Jane shortly after she teaches him what a kiss is, and is babbling about her embarrassment and hastiness in doing so.
* ''{{Disney/Frozen}}'' had a cute take on it when [[spoiler:Anna, showing her character development, initiates the movie's proper BigDamnKiss at the epilogue with one of these after Kristoff begins blabbing much like ''she'' originally did with Hans at the start.]]

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Theatre/KissMeKate'' has a particularly flagrant example, though the focus is on the shutting up rather than the kiss.
* At the end of ''Film/ShanghaiNoon'', Chon's utterly silent Indian wife (from an AccidentalMarriage) performs this on a babbling Roy, then delivers her only English line in the film: "Shut up, Roy; you talk too much."
* In ''Film/TheIllusionist'', Eisenheim delivers one of these to Sophie.
* In the film version of ''Theatre/ArsenicAndOldLace'', Mortimer Brewster (Creator/CaryGrant) does this to his estranged newlywed bride to keep her from spilling the beans to the police. She keeps on trying to talk though so he has to give her a shut-up kiss three times in a row, even bodily picking her up during the kiss and dragging her off. Happily this display of passion results in his bride forgetting all about the damning evidence, reconciling with him with the breathless exclamation:
--> "Oh! Mortimer!"
* ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' - Rachel is worried for Harvey's safety [[spoiler:just before they're taken away / kidnapped]]. Harvey kisses her mid-speech.
* ''Film/NightAtTheMuseum: Battle of the Smithsonian'' - Amelia slaps Larry and kisses him.
* Inverted in ''Film/AFishCalledWanda'', when Wanda kisses Ken to clear his stuttering long enough for him to spit out a coherent sentence.
* It has happened in ''Film/LAStory''. Twice in a row.
* In Mike Judge's 1999 "Office Space" feature, Joel tries to explain his erratic behavior... but Joanne just kisses him--'cause enough already.
* One film version of ''Theatre/TheTamingOfTheShrew'' has Katharina start to say "I will not!" when asked if she wishes to take Petruchio as her husband... but Petruchio forces a kiss on her before she can get that third word out clearly.
* Likewise in ''[[Film/TenThingsIHateAboutYou 10 Things I Hate About You]]'', which is based on ''Theatre/TheTamingOfTheShrew'', there are two such kisses. Cameron recives one from Bianca after the beer party, and Kat one at the very end from Patrick.
* Lampshaded in the Chris Rock movie ''Film/DownToEarth''. I forget who kissed who first, but they talk about how in movies, when couples talk, they're always interrupted by a...
* In ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'', Han kisses Leia before she could finish her sentence.
--> '''Han:''' [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys You like me because I'm a scoundrel]].
--> '''Leia:''' [[SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan I happen to like nice men.]]
--> '''Han:''' I'm a nice man...
--> '''Leia:''' No you're not, you're-- * smooch*
* In the movie ''Film/{{Waitress}}'' Jenna kisses the man she's having an affair with just as he's about to confess his love for her, unable to accept love after years of abuse from her husband.
* In ''Film/ButImACheerleader'', Megan is in the middle of saying "Screw you!" when Graham kisses her for the first time.
* Mike does this to Tracy in ''Film/ThePhiladelphiaStory''.
* This happened in ''Film/{{Duets}}'' to ex-salesman Todd Woods while nervously protesting about his ability to sing on stage to a karaoke singer that was egging him on. The kiss (along with the beta-blockers she gave him a minute before), gave him the courage to try it for the first time.
* This is Lincoln 6 Echo and Jordan 2 Delta's FirstKiss in ''Film/TheIsland''. Lincoln breaks off the kiss and asks, "Why didn't we do this before?", but she says "Shut up!" and kisses him again.
* ''Film/HesJustNotThatIntoYou'' has the following exchange between Gigi and Alex:
--> '''Gigi:''' Look, I just went out with your friend Bill. He might be just exactly what I need. No drama, he calls; he does what he says.
--> '''Alex:''' I can do that stuff too.
--> '''Gigi:''' But you didn't, and that same wise person told me that I'm the rule. That I have to stop thinking that every guy will change, that I have to stop thinking that-...
--> [He cups her face and kisses her abruptly.]
--> '''Gigi:''' (finishing her original sentence with a new meaning)...I'm the exception.
--> '''Alex:''' (whispering) You're my exception.
-->[They kiss again.]
* Sean does this to Christina in ''Film/SourceCode'' while he's urging her to get off the train early with him and she's arguing the point.
* ''Film/IronMan2'' has one between Pepper Potts and Tony Stark after a battle and a scolding. War Machine tells them to get a room.
* In ''Film/WrathOfTheTitans'': at the end of the film, Andromeda is discussing battle plans when Perseus plants one on her lips mid-sentence.
* In ''Film/{{Notorious}}'', the hero gives one to the heroine after she decides to taunt him for falling in love with a bad girl like herself.
* ''Film/TheHungerGames'': Katniss to Peeta, when he got sick. But you do not get points for guessing this.
* Averted on ''Film/{{Flypaper}}'': the attempt to do this to TheHero (a man with obsessive-compulsive disorder-turned-impromptu AmateurSleuth in the middle of a HostageSituation) when he goes into a panic attack only ''exacerbates'' said panic attack.
* Film/ThePrincessDiaries: Michael gives this to Mia at the near end to get her to stop talking.

* A variation in Steven Brust's ''Literature/TheLordOfCastleBlack'': a potential couple engage in awkward small talk for a few minutes before the lady gives up on the dialogue, interrupts the latest dull remark, and orders the gentleman to "kiss me before I die of embarrassment."
* ''Literature/AmericanGods'' uses an inversion (yes, this can be inverted):
-->'''Samantha''': I wasn't telling him to shut up, I was telling everybody else in the room. It's complicated.
* Phury of ''Literature/BlackDaggerBrotherhood'' lays one of these on Rehv, after Rehv taunts him about being a virgin. His intention isn't to seduce Rehv, but to shock and unnerve him. It works, in more ways than one.
* Creator/AndreNorton:
** The short story "Long Live Lord Kor!" has a variation at the end: the title character isn't babbling or rambling, but deliberately ''teasing'' the young lady to whom he's just proposed by starting to detail the ''political'' reasons it would be a good match. The final sentence is:
--->''Then he stopped talking, for a good reason.''
** At the end of ''Literature/WitchWorld'', two characters each proclaim their own unworthiness to marry the other, despite their obvious and ''admitted'' desire to do so. An onlooker laughs and comments, "This talk of mutual unworthiness will speedily be a step to no talking at all and so to [[HappilyEverAfter a firm settlement of two futures."]]
* In Creator/DanAbnett's ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' Literature/GauntsGhosts novel ''Blood Pact'', Xomat [[HumanShield takes Elodie hostage against Daur]]. Daur declares his indifference and that he just might [[ShootTheHostage shoot Xomat]] ''[[ShootTheHostage through]]'' [[ShootTheHostage Elodie]] -- which distracts him enough for Daur to get off a head shoot. Elodie is muchly upset; Daur tries arguing before resorting to a Shut Up Kiss -- their FirstKiss.
* Used in ''[[Literature/TheParasolProtectorate Soulless]]'' by Gail Carriger as the next step in the BelligerentSexualTension.
-->She jerked back. "What are you...?"
-->"Only way to keep you quiet." He grumbled, taking her chin in a firmer grip and planting his mouth atop hers once more.
* Subverted slightly in ''ComicBook/ScottPilgrim''. Scott is talking to Ramona [[spoiler:after he gets killed by Gideon,]] and he pulls a Shut Up Kiss on her as she babbles about [[spoiler:why she left in the previous volume.]] She subsequently knocks him to the floor in a compromising position and effectively forces him to listen to what she's saying...
* Katniss does this to Peeta in ''Literature/TheHungerGames'' as he's trying to give her an [[IfIDoNotReturn if I don't make it out of this alive]] speech. He shuts up.
** She does it to him again in ''Catching Fire'' when he tries to argue [[IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy that her life is more important than his]].
* In the ''Franchise/ConanTheBarbarian'' story "A Witch Shall Be Born", a wounded soldier is babbling feverishly to his girlfriend.
-->''The trembling girl crooned soothingly to him, as to a wounded child, and closed his panting lips with her own cool sweet mouth. ''
* Happens in ''[[Literature/TheHeroesOfOlympus The House of Hades]]''. [[spoiler:Leo has gotten stranded on Ogyggia with Calypso and, [[BelligerentSexualTension though they start out not liking each other]], they wind up falling for each other, at which point the raft off the island appears. Leo protests and starts making promises to come back and get her, but Calypso stops him by kissing him, his FirstKiss, by the way, and putting him in the raft. Though speechless for a while, he swears on the River Styx to come back for her.]]
* In ''Literature/TheWheelOfTime'', after Egwene and Rand declare that they no longer love each other ([[JustFriends romantically]] [[LikeBrotherAndSister speaking]], at least), Elayne gets the opportunity to let Rand know how she [[LoveConfession feels about him]] before she has to leave Tear. Turns out Rand feels something too, and Elayne asks him to kiss her. Rand reacts poorly, bumbling about how they aren't even betrothed yet. Elayne laughs and starts to explain that a kiss in Andor has less serious implications than it does in the Two Rivers before Rand suddenly grabs her and gives her a [[FirstKiss big ol' wet one]].

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/{{Glee}}'': Season 1, Ep 13. Even involved cheesy "finger on the lip" gesture.
** It shows up again in Season 2's "Never Been Kissed," between [[spoiler:Kurt and Karofsky]]. Overlaps with a ForcedKiss.
** It shows up a third time in Season 4x13's "Diva" in which [[spoiler:Emma has a breakdown over the wedding details and Finn kisses her]]. She doesn't take it well.
** A more romantic version of it shows up in 6x07's "Transitioning" when [[spoiler:Kurt is rambling to Blaine about their relationship history (they're currently broken up) and Blaine shuts him up with a kiss.]]
* ''Series/SixFeetUnder'' : At an uncomfortable evening where her fiancee met her mother for the first time, the issue of potential future children is brought up in a rude an random manner by said mother (Brenda is very insecure about her relationships). Later in the night, Joe begins to extrapolate on the possibility of them "getting serious," and ponders the way he would be able to become a father. Brenda interrupts his awkward rambling by a sweet, light kiss on the mouth.
* ''Series/{{Cheers}}'': Frasier goes on a long-winded spiel to Lilith about how he is going to "kiss you hard and kiss you long". She shuts him up by throwing herself at him.
* In ''Series/{{Frasier}}'', this happens to the titular character when he's telling Julia that her actions are immoral. She lampshades this, telling him that it was to shut him up. His response is "Oh no, I've been kissed to shut me up before. This was not that." Later in the episode he lampshades it again with "Ah, now ''that'' one was to shut me up."
** The FirstKiss between Daphne Moon and Niles Crane in the seventh season is also a Shut Up Kiss, slightly subverted by Niles' open admission that he is babbling to forestall an anticipated rejection by Daphne, which leads to Daphne finally exclaiming in frustration, "Oh, for God's sake, Dr. Crane!" and liplocking him.
* Liz and Floyd's FirstKiss on ''Series/ThirtyRock'' comes after a long, rambling, increasingly uncomfortable soul-bearing monologue on the part of Liz in order to atone for pretending to be an alcoholic so she could sit in on Floyd's AA meetings. It's cuter than it sounds.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
** Oz and Willow in the season 3 finale:
--->'''Oz''': Would it help if I panic? \\
'''Willow''': ''(babbling)'' Yes, it would be swell. Panic is a thing people can share in times of crisis. And everything's really scary now, you know, and I don't know what's gonna happen. And there's all sorts of things that you're supposed to get to do after high school, and I was really looking forward to doing them, and now we're probably just gonna die and I would like to feel that maybe you would--\\
''(Oz leans forward and kisses her, slowly)'' \\
'''Willow''': What are you doing? \\
'''Oz''': Panicking. \\
** A similar scenario occurs in the Season Five episode "The Body". Willow has been reduced to a complete and utter wreck as a result of Joyce's death. When she starts hyperventilating, Tara gives her their first onscreen kiss, which also calms her down somewhat.
** Played somewhat darker in "As You Were". Buffy is upset that her ex-boyfriend Riley has gotten married, so she flees back to Spike's arms.
-->'''Buffy:''' Tell me you love me.
-->'''Spike:''' ''([[AllLoveIsUnrequited eyes widen]])'' I love you. You know I do.
-->'''Buffy:''' Tell me you want me.
-->'''Spike:''' I always want you. ''(smiling)'' In point of fact--
-->'''Buffy:''' Shut up. ''(pulls him down onto the bed)''
** The trope also happens when they first start their relationship. Buffy not only kisses Spike to shut him up, she has sex with him too. Basically there's a lot of passion but none of the necessary communication in their DestructiveRomance.
* Inverted in ''Series/{{Angel}}''. In "Smile Time", Winifred Burkle is babbling on trying to get [[ObliviousToLove Wesley to realise she's attracted to him]], then decides "screw it" and just kisses him.
* Played straight in ''Series/SeventhHeaven'': Kevin would kiss Lucy to stem her complaints about his new partner on the police force. She eventually called him out for this.
* ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''. In "Day of Honor" B'Elanna Torres [[AnguishedDeclarationOfLove finally admits she loves Tom Paris]]. In the next exciting episode...
-->'''Paris:''' "About what you said. I mean, the part about...being in love with me. I realise you were suffering from oxygen deprivation and we were literally seconds away from death, so I know you probably didn't mean it..."
-->'''Torres:''' "Oh no, I meant it...but I don't expect you to reciprocate. Really, you can just pretend that I didn't say it...in fact let's just pretend that I didn't..."
-->'''Paris''' ''(grabbing her for a passionate kiss)'': "Shut up."
* Happens in a first season episode of ''Series/{{Roswell}}'', where Maria is freaking out about two of her friends being later back than expected, and Michael grabs her and kisses her to "calm her down".
* ''Series/TheVampireDiaries'': Tyler gives one to Caroline in "The Descent". Finally.
** Jeremy's "Enough already" to Bonnie in "Crying Wolf".
** Caroline does one back to Tyler in the Season 3 premiere when he's telling her that if she doesn't want him to date she should tell him.
* ''Series/TheWestWing'': Josh and Amy, where he's unsure how to proceed and tells her so (at length). She interrupts with "maybe not so much with the talking..."
** This also happens with CJ and Danny's first kiss, where CJ is babbling while trying to sell Danny the idea that if she kisses him once, she can get over her crush on him and focus on her work. Danny cuts her off in mid-explanation. CJ's plan, needless to said, does ''not'' work.
* ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise'': In one episode, Captain Archer is undercover on a pre-industrial alien world, and doing some covert work alongside an alien chick. When his UniversalTranslator breaks and he can no longer understand her, he smooches the woman to shut her up and distract her long enough so he can fix the translator behind her back.\\
Also used twice more, once in 'Harbinger' and once in 'Bound' where T'Pol kisses Trip to stop him rambling about their relationship.
* In the mini-series of ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|2003}}'' Boomer stuffs up her landing and gets into an argument with the Chief over whose fault it is. They duck into a tool room to continue the argument and immediately start stripping off and snogging passionately. Boomer insists on trying to get the last word on their argument though, whereupon the Chief growls, "Shut up, sir", giving her a Shut Up Kiss.
* ''Series/{{Smallville}}'': Chloe shuts Jimmy up with one when he babbles on not understanding what happened after [[spoiler:Clark catches her from a very long fall]].
** [[spoiler:Lois and Clark's first non-mistaken identity, non-mind control kiss]].
* On ''Series/{{Good Luck Charlie}}'', this was Teddy and Spencer's {{First Kiss}} when Teddy started babbling rapidly about the events of the episode until Spencer finally kisses her.
--->'''Teddy:''' That was a really nice of telling me to shut up!
* In ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' episode "The Vengeance Formulation", Howard tells a joke to his new girlfriend, but she doesn't get it. When he [[DontExplainTheJoke tries to explain it]], she kisses him.
** Penny does this to Leonard twice during the Season 3 premiere: first, when he goes over to tell her that the guys have returned from their expedition, and second, when he tries to explain the process he used to preserve a snowflake from the North Pole for her.
* In the ''Series/That70sShow'' episode "Garage Sale", Donna does this to Eric, because she wants to try a new kissing technique and he won't shut up.
* In ''Series/{{Primeval}}'', Abby kisses Connor after hearing he got Rex back without telling her it was her brother Jack who gambled him away in the first place.
* While waiting for service in a pub, Dr Nikki Alexander from ''Series/SilentWitness'', explains at great length to Dr Harry Cunningham how she will end up old and alone. That is until Harry leans over and kisses her, then smiles and says, "Finally she shuts up."
* ''Series/{{The Suite Life On Deck}}'': Zack does this to one of Stacy's friends, Betsy, followed by a {{Post Kiss Catatonia}}, to keep her from revealing to London that they are borrowing her apartment for a {{Slumber Party}} to pay fix a bust that "they" (actually Zack) accidentally broke. He tries to do the same to another one of Stacy's friends, but gets slapped both by her and Betsy for two-timing her.
* In one episode of ''Series/ICarly'', Sam and Carly are competing to get a kiss from a certain boy. Carly [[InvokedTrope invokes]] this trope when she gets the boy to perform a play she wrote, which has a line where the guy kisses her character because she ''[[CrowningMomentOfFunny talks too much]]''.
** In the B-Plot of ''iHire An Idiot'', Spencer tries to sneak a sculpture into a museum to [[WellDoneSonGuy impress his grandfather]]. He ends up performing a Shut Up Kiss on the female curator at the end so she doesn't reveal his sculpture isn't actually being shown there. [[TheCasanova Once the first kiss is done and his grandfather walks off satisfied, the woman then grabs him and kisses him again.]]
** Played straight in ''iOMG'' with [[spoiler:Sam kissing Freddie. It's very awkward, considering Freddie is in the middle of giving her a speech about putting feelings out there, but ''not'' because he wants Sam, but instead is trying to hook her up with another character.]]
** [[spoiler:Freddie does this to Sam in iLost My Mind.]]
* This trope delivers a CrowningMomentOfFunny in the ''Series/{{Victorious}} Season One finale when Tori lays one on [[CompanionCube Rex]] and tells him [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar 'Is that what you wanted?']] Rex immediately tells Robbie [[ADateWithRosiePalms 'Take me home...!']]
** Cat does this to Robbie so he would shut up about his and Trina's stage kiss in Stage Fighting.
** [[spoiler:Beck to Jade]] in Jade Dumps Beck.
* Patricia does this to Eddie in ''Series/HouseOfAnubis'' when Eddie is trying to get a reaction out of her and he didn't know she was cursed and made mute.
---> Eddie: "C'mon, You're killing me! What do I have to do to get a reaction out of-"(Patricia kisses him) "That'll work..."
** Eddie also does it back to Patricia when she is yelling at him, angry that he 'stood her up' when in reality he was kidnapped.
---> Eddie: "Sorry I stood you up, Yacker."
---> Patricia: "It's okay..."
* In the ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' episode "Attack of the Eye Creatures", Tom Servo at one point tries to convince Gypsy to let him kiss her, mainly because he, as a robot, wants to know what kissing is about. He starts to expound on the subject, asking such questions as, "How long should it last?" and "What do you do with your tongue?" Finally, Joel walks up beside him, says, "You know what, Servo, you talk too much," lays a big one on him, turns to the camera and says, "I've always wanted to do that!"
* In ''Series/{{Nikita}}'', the titular character does this to Ryan Fletcher in the episode "Free".
* ''Series/{{Psych}}'': Juliet shuts up Shawn because she heard him confessing his love for her to Gus.
* ''Series/DoctorWho'': Amy did this to Rory when they were reunited in ''The Big Bang'':
-->'''Rory''': I couldn't help it! It happened, it just happened!\\
'''Amy''': Shut up! (Amy kisses Rory)\\
'''The Doctor''': Yeah, shut up, because we've got to go!\\
'''Rory''': I waited. 2,000 years, I waited for you.\\
'''Amy''': No, still shut up! (Amy kisses him for longer)\\
'''The Doctor''': And break! And breath! (They're still kissing) Well, someone didn't get out much for 2,000 years!
** A variation in "The Day of the Moon". The Doctor drops River off at her cell in Stormcage and starts walking off. She asks if that's it, and he walks back asking if he forgot something. River says, "Oh, shut up" before kissing him.
* Used in ''Chinese Paladin 3'', although in this case it's mostly a "stop breathing" kiss--they're surrounded by vampires who track them by the scent of their breath. And promptly followed by a [[SlapSlapKiss slap]].
* ''Series/{{Joey}}'' has one, from Joey to Lauren when she's having a freak-out:
--> '''Lauren:''' What was that for?
--> '''Joey:''' To ''calm. You. Down.''
* Chris gives one to Gail in ''Series/RookieBlue'' after she's been quarantined.
* ''Series/GilmoreGirls'': Rory's FirstKiss with Jess was a variation. She sees Jess standing by a pond and in shock over seeing him back in Stars Hollow, she immediately kisses him. Once Rory realized what she just did, she runs away from him.
* In "Series/{{Chuck}} Versus the Other Guy", Sarah finally [[RelationshipUpgrade affirms]] her love for Chuck in this manner. She even tells Chuck, "Shut up and kiss me."
** Alex does the same thing to Morgan in a later episode.
* In ''Series/WhatILikeAboutYou" Vince does this to Holly several times a season, and Holly turns it around and does it to him in [[spoiler:the Series Finale, effectively cutting off his babbled apology and ending their breakup.]]
* A {{clipshow}} episode of ''Series/TheWonderYears'' has Kevin and Winnie get into a fight after Kevin supposedly looks at another girl. In the end, after reflecting on their relationship, Kevin spiels to Winnie about how he feels about her until finally she says, "Kevin, shut up!" and kisses him.
* In the fourth series finale of ''Series/{{Misfits}}'', Nadine kisses Rudy while he's trying to tell her about all the depraved acts he's committed. Being Rudy, he finishes his thought afterward.
* In "Moebius, Part 2", the eighth season finale of ''Series/StargateSG1'', [[AlternateUniverse alternate]]!Jack kisses alternate!Samantha while she's in the middle of confessing that she lied about liking Daniel because she actually liked ''him'' and didn't want to admit it. She immediately shuts up and starts kissing him back.
* ''Series/{{Friends}}'': 2x20 "The One Where Old Yeller Dies" - Ross and Rachel argue about their future (i.e. having kids), Ross blurts out that he loves Rachel, and he tells her that he's going to kiss her now to make her quiet.
* ''Series/TheOfficeUS'' has an interesting variation: Nellie, who has been stuck listening to Toby talk about the Scranton Strangler trial for hours, finally [[FingerMuzzle puts a finger to his lips]]. Toby, who has awkwardly tried to kiss Nellie at least once already, asks her if she's going to kiss him. There is a long pause, and it looks like Nellie is deciding whether kissing him is worth it to get him to shut up...but the result is a real, very passionate kiss.
* ''Series/GameOfThrones''.
** Subverted in "First of His Name" when Littlefinger gives one to Lysa Arryn. It's not a romantic gesture so much as a ProperlyParanoid schemer stopping Lysa from blabbing on about his wrongdoings, even in private.
** In "Unbent, Unbowed, Unbroken", Myrcella asks her fiancé, Trystane Martell if he wants to marry her because he loves her or because it's arranged. Trystane kisses her mid-sentence as an answer.
* On ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'', in the third season episode "The Team", Fitz and Simmons kiss before Fitz breaks it off. Then they start to bicker slightly until Fitz makes a bad joke about a picture of space, at which point Simmons shuts him up by planting one on him.
* ''Series/{{Zoo}}'': In Season 1's "Wild Things," Mitch is musing about the work the team's done over the past few weeks when Jamie cuts him off with a kiss.

* The aptly titled "Shut Up and Kiss Me" by Mary Chapin Carpenter.
--> Oh baby I can feel this feeling
--> that everything that you do gives me.
--> It's been too long since somebody whispered:
--> Oooooo, "shut up and kiss me."
* Music/MichaelJackson's guitarist for his last concert, Orianthi, released a song named "Shut Up and Kiss Me".
-->You say you can’t handle it
-->But there’s no way to stop this now
-->So shut up and kiss me
* From Music/TaylorSwift's "Last Kiss":
--> I loved...
--> How you'd kiss me when I was in the middle of saying something
--> There's not a day I don't miss those rude interruptions.
* The Mowgli's' "Say It, Just Say It" invokes this:
-->And you kissed me just because
-->You knew it'd shut me up
** Also earlier in the song:
-->But your eyes have sold you out again, so say it, just say it
-->Or at least kiss me just to shut me up.
* From Joe Henry's "Trampoline":
-->I've been talking in my sleep
-->You once kissed me not to hear me speak

[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
* Wrestling/JohnCena once kissed Maria to calm her down before a big intergender match against Wrestling/{{Edge}} and Wrestling/{{Lita}}.
* PlayedForLaughs on one episode of the "Khali Kiss Cam" where Wrestling/WilliamRegal simply kissed Wrestling/ZackRyder on the cheek before smiling, shrugging and walking away.

* In "Theatre/MaryMary'', as Mary starts to get sarcastic again with Dick, he says, "I'll tell you something you ought to learn. You really ought to learn when to shut up," and takes her in his arms and kisses her. In classic {{Tsundere}} fashion, her reaction to being kissed changes from cold to hot in a few seconds.
* OlderThanSteam: At the end of the Creator/WilliamShakespeare comedy "Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing'', after Beatrice and Benedick have finally gotten together. To make this a double example, Benedick's line may be a reference to Beatrice's line earlier in the play:
--> '''Beatrice''': "Speak, cousin; or, if you cannot, stop his mouth with a kiss, and let not him speak neither."
* In "Theatre/MyFairLady'', Eliza manages to sing an entire song dedicated to the fact that she doesn't want Freddy to say anything, but rather to DO something. "Show Me", she demands, while apparently being oblivious to the fact that she's the one doing most of the talking. Given her frustration regarding Higgins, it's less about wanting him to kiss her and more aimless ranting.
* "Small Talk" from ''Theatre/ThePajamaGame'' is the prelude to a Shut Up Kiss:
-->Why don't you stop all this small talk?\\
I've got something better for your lips to do,\\
And that takes no talk at all.
* "Kiss Me" from ''Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet'' consists of Anthony and Johanna doing this to each other repeatedly while plotting their elopement.
* The vignette "Her Heart" from "Theatre/AlmostMaine" involves a fair bit of this, with East kissing Glory in the middle of her talking.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* The male PC's romance in ''Franchise/StarWars: VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic'' infamously contains the line "Shut up and kiss me, you babbling fool!" to which [[DefrostingIceQueen Bastila]] replies "Oh my!" and there's a fade to black. Under a different [[DialogueTree dialogue path]], the player can have Bastila say the line.
* Happens in the good ending of ''[[VideoGame/Disgaea2CursedMemories Disgaea 2]]''. Considering the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50ioT1VEQ24 intro]], it should probably not surprise anyone that it's between Adell and Rozalin. That it's [[spoiler:used to deliver the finishing statement of a IKnowYouAreInThereSomewhereFight speech to save Rozalin from possession by an EldritchAbomination]] is, however, hence the spoiler tag. The kiss is also partially subverted: [[spoiler:She shoots him in the face afterwards. Don't worry -- [[MadeOfIron He lives]] and she [[InnocentCohabitation ends up living with him]], so it's all good.]]
* ''VideoGame/JadeEmpire''
-->'''Silk Fox''' "Come over here and kiss me before I remember who I am supposed to be"
* Lili Zanotto from ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'' partially inverts this trope by merely ''thinking'' "When are you going to shut up and kiss me?" -in full knowledge that protagonist Raz can [[ForgotAboutTheMindReader read her mind]].
* Graham Nelson's ''VideoGame/{{Jigsaw}}'': Text adventure example: the game goes so far as to make this a solution to a puzzle.
* ''VideoGame/BrutalLegend'' has one of these as Eddie and Ophelia's first kiss.
* The ''Franchise/MassEffect'' trilogy:
** In the ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' [[DownloadableContent DLC]] "Lair of the Shadow Broker", Shepard can give Liara one of these, if s/he was in a relationship with her in ''VideoGame/MassEffect1'', when she claims that Shepard and her are two different people and she doesn't want to push him/her.
** Inverted in the Tali romance scene in the second game, where the babbler is the one delivering the kiss.
** If you romanced him in the second game, a [[QuickTimeEvent Paragon interrupt]] in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'' lets Shepard give one of these to Thane.
** Same applies to a player who romanced Garrus. In fact, Shepard gets to do this ''twice'' (the first time just being a kiss on the cheek, although it's still rather effective).
** Then there's the reunion with a romanced Jack at Grissom Academy. Jack being a TattooedCrook, she was moved by the romance to add an N7 tattoo to her ass, with Shepard smooching her to save both of them embarrassment.
** In the ''Citadel'' DLC, a Shepard who romanced her can give one to an angry Samantha Traynor, who thinks that Shepard has just booted her off the ''Normandy'' for "fraternization" . Turns out it was [[spoiler:Shepard's [[EvilTwin Evil Clone]]]] who did that.
* In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'', you can give one to Leliana while she babbles nervously about being attracted to you.
* In ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'', Cullen's first kiss with the female Inquisitor who romances him ends up being one of these. After he starts to move in only to be interrupted by a very oblivious soldier, she starts to tell him that she understands if he has to return to duty. She gets as far as "If you have to-" before he cuts her off.
* Marta does this to Emil in ''VideoGame/TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld,'' cutting him off in the middle of confessing his love for her.
* Done at least once in ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'', though exactly where and when depends on who [[PlayerCharacter The Avatar]] married. It can happen in the HotSpringsEpisode or the BeachEpisode.
* In ''VideoGame/SaintsRowIV'', during his romance cutscene, Johnny Gat gives one to The Boss when they begin rambling during their proposition to him.
* In ''[[VideoGame/GabrielKnight Gabriel Knight 1]]'' Gabriel gets "Shut up and kiss me" from [[spoiler:Malia Gedde]] some 10 seconds into their first evening together. She unsubtly hints she's ready to get physical. Gabriel later says it's an inborn talent.
* In ''VideoGame/ValkyriaChroniclesIII'', either Riela or Imca gives one to Kurt before he can even get more than one word of his LoveConfession out.

[[folder:Visual Novels]]
* In ''[[VisualNovel/{{Sunrider}} Sunrider Mask of Arcadius]]'', Ava did this to Kayto as shown in a flashback. After sharing their FirstKiss and going back to her apartment in order to have TheirFirstTime, Ava tells a babbling Kayto to “shut up for a moment” and plants one on his lips just before they make love.
* In one ending of ''VisualNovel/War13thDay'', [[spoiler:Ambrosia is framed for murder and Arsenik decides to take the blame for her. When she tries to stop him, he silences her with a spectacular kiss. While she's stunned, he slips out to turn himself in for a crime neither of them committed.]]

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* Comic number [[http://www.applegeeks.com/comics/viewcomic.php?issue=496 496]] of ''Webcomic/{{Applegeeks}}''.
* ''Webcomic/{{Blip}}'', [[http://blip.rampagenetwork.com/80/ here]].
* In ''Webcomic/CuantaVida'', done [[http://tf2.skyscrapersoup.com/2011/12/08/158-try-it-now/ here]] between [[spoiler:Jordi/Bleu and Jeremy/BLU Scout]].
* [[spoiler:Agatha to Gil]] in ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110817 here]] and then later [[spoiler:Tarvek to Agatha]] [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120713 here]].
* Happens in Charlie's chapter of ''Webcomic/KhaosKomix''. It's how Charlie and Jamie shared their first kiss.
* ''Webcomic/LifeWithLamarr'': Done [[http://jill-sandwich.com/lwl/index.php?episode=206 here]], between [[spoiler:Barney and Kleiner]].
* ''Webcomic/AMiracleOfScience'': [[http://www.project-apollo.net/mos/mos434.html here]].
* [[spoiler:[[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0400.html Elan and Haley]]]] in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Panthera}}'' chapter seven, Jason tells Kira that he's officially lost his way in the group, with [[spoiler:their mentor turning out to be the guy they were chasing all along]], having dragged his sister into their life-threatening situation and completely freezing up in [[spoiler:North Korea against Gyeoknoho]] despite being the leader of their team. Kira kisses him to shut him up. Subverted in that he gently pushes her away, [[spoiler:leading to Kira admitting that what they had is gone and the two of them mutually break up]].
* ''Webcomic/SlightlyDamned'': Buwaro gives Kieri one [[http://www.sdamned.com/2010/03/03142010/ on the cheek]] to stop her babbling, though the couple do share a proper kiss a few panels later.
** She gets him back a [[http://www.sdamned.com/2012/08/08222012/ hundred and fifty comics later.]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Spacetrawler}}'', [[http://spacetrawler.com/2010/11/02/spacetrawler-90/ here]]. Used to end a OneSceneTwoMonologues conversation, and also serves as the kiss in a SlapSlapKiss relationship.
* Between [[spoiler:Riley]] and [[spoiler:Alice]] [[http://thearchipelago.smackjeeves.com/comics/1909276/book-6-page-115/ here]] in ''Webcomic/{{Archipelago}}''.
* ''[[FanficRecs/TwitchPlaysPokemon Ask-TwitchPKMN]]'' [[http://ask-twitchpkmn6.tumblr.com/post/145966382150/i-uh-well-okay-then-the-hell-just-happened #266]]. Martyr ''finally'' admits to having some sort of feelings for Burrito (even if they're only feelings of friendship) and tells him to leave [[ItsNotYouItsMyEnemies for his own sake]], and Burrito tells her to quit being such a drama queen.

[[folder:Web Original]]
* A more chaste varient in ''WebVideo/CriticalRole''; Pike kisses Scanlan on the cheek to distract him from his absentminded singing after a failed stealth roll. Later than same evening, [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Scanlan kisses Percy after he fails a roll.]]
* Himei's and Seiki's first kiss in ''Literature/SailorNothing''.
* [[http://squishy87.deviantart.com/art/TF2-Spy-Sniper-Comic-05-128999796 This]] ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'' fan comic actually has the command "shut up" preceding the kiss.
* ''Theatre/AVeryPotterMusical'' has a scene between Ron and Hermione. It's cute for about a second, and then quickly degrades into CrossesTheLineTwice.
* A very adorable example can be found in {{WebVideo/Carmilla the Series}}. [[spoiler:Carmilla and Laura's first kiss, during episode 36, while Laura babbles about Carmilla's DisneyDeath HeroicSacrifice.]]
* In {{WebVideo/Brains}} season 2, Alison [[spoiler:stops Damian from complimenting her with annoyed kiss]], signaling that their romance is at least temporarily on again.
* ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'': [[spoiler:Pyrrha gives one to Jaune in their final meeting before she's killed by Cinder]].

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/AllGrownUp'': Olivia does this to Tommy during the Evasive Chatter scenario.
* Sokka and Suki on ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'':
--> '''Suki''': Look, I'm sorry about last night. We were talking and... saying things... I just got carried away, and before I knew it I--\\
(Sokka kisses her)\\
'''Sokka''': You talk too much.
** And the next season, Aang and Katara:
--->'''Aang''': Everything's going to be different after today, isn't it?\\
'''Katara''': Yes, it is.\\
'''Aang''': What if... what if I don't come back?\\
'''Katara''': Aang, don't say that. Of course you'll--\\
(Aang kisses her)
*** Interestingly enough, this isn't brought up again until right before the {{Grand Finale}}. When he confronts her on it later, he attempts to do another one as she explains that she has confused feelings about him. This time it fails spectacularly.
** ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'': Aang's successor, Avatar Korra, follows in his footsteps when she kisses Mako while he's in the middle of reminding her he's with Asami. And doing it without realizing Mako's younger brother is right there. With whom she went on a date less than 24 hours ago. The results are not pretty.
* Inque to Terry [=McGinnis=] in ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond''. An interesting version though, as there was no romantic subtext or [[DatingCatwoman growing interest]] between the two, but only to keep him from talking.
* ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' had one in the GrandFinale between Danny and Sam. Though it was only on the cheek at first.
-->'''Danny:''' If we make it through this-
-->'''Sam:''' ''When'' we make it through this.
-->'''Danny:''' Right. When we make it through this, there's a few things I need to talk to you about.
-->'''Sam:''' I think I'd be willing to listen. And no matter how this thing ends, this whole ride we've been on together, I wouldn't change it for the world. Not. One. Bit.
--> '''Danny:''' Me neither. I- * Sam kisses his cheek* * Danny grabs her chin, tilts it, and kisses her on the lips*
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' episode where Timmy lent his fairy godparents to Tootie for her birthday, he pulled this on her to prevent her from blurting out that she had them.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': Nelson gave Lisa her first kiss to shut her up.
--> '''Lisa''': ''(thinking)'' My first kiss! I always wondered what it would be like!\\
'''Nelson''': ''(thinking)'' This oughta shut her up. (beat) Hey, this is ain't so bad.
* ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'': [[Recap/StarWarsTheCloneWarsS4E14AFriendInNeed "A Friend in Need"]] crosses this with FakeOutMakeOut when Lux Bonteri snogs Ahsoka Tano to keep an approaching [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy Pre Vizsla]] from overhearing anything that would lead him to realize she's a Jedi -- Vizsla being the head of the group of Mandalorian warriors called Death Watch, and who hates all Jedi with a passion.
* ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'': Cyborg and Sarasim, in addition to Robin and Starfire... though the latter is more so Starfire can [[AliensSpeakingEnglish learn English]] and respond to Robin rather than simply shutting him up.
-->'''Cyborg''': Sarasim, if this doesn't go well, there's something I've gotta say, something I shoulda said before--\\
'']Sarasim kisses him]''\\
'''Sarasim''': You already have.
* Manny and Frida in ''WesternAnimation/ElTigre''. Frida grabs Manny, shouts 'Kiss me, you fool!' and proceeds to kiss a flabberghasted Manny before tossing him away.
* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama World Tour'' had one when [[spoiler:Gwen was asking Duncan if he still liked Courtney]] and this is the obligatory response. Bonus points for the ensuing exchange:
-->'''[[spoiler:[[GenreSavvy Gwen]]]]:''' [[LampshadeHanging "Was that just to shut me up?"]]\\
'''[[spoiler:Duncan]]:''' "Not entirely."
* Superboy to Miss Martian in ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice''.

[[folder:Real Life]]
* The page quote is actually attested word for word as an old Iranian proverb.