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->''"It must be American. Who else would think 'extra' starts with an X?"''
-->-- '''[[Literature/{{Dracula}} Mina]] [[ComicBook/TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen Murray]]''' on the [[Series/FireballXL5 XL4 rocketship]]

Sometimes a character will need to come up with a word that starts with a certain letter, but wants or needs to say one that doesn't qualify. The solution: stick the necessary letter in front of the desired word and call it a day! Often done to make a word fit into an [[FunWithAcronyms acronym]] or AlliterativeList. The letters X and Z are the most common victims of this, due to being the least common initial letters in English.

Compare XtremeKoolLetterz, RecursiveAcronym. Sub-trope of ShoehornedAcronym.

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!!Examples:
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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* Subverted in ''Anime/CodeGeass'', where FLEIJA stood for "Field Limitary Effective Implosion Armament". Yes, they didn't even bother to stick anything to the "J". The shameful thing is, the reason for the name is to keep within the ThemeNaming of the series, and the accepted fan-made acronym of FREYA (standing for Fusion [=REaction=] Yield Armament) works just as well.
* In ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'', this is how Riza manages to tell Roy who Pride's true identity is. She signals Roy with a cup, then talks about certain people and other stuff in a certain order so that Roy is able to list them and have them spell out [[spoiler:SELIM BRADLEY IS HOMUNCULUS.]]
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[[folder: Audio Play]]
* In the 1965 full-cast audio drama of ''Literature/AlicesAdventuresInWonderland'', when the Dormouse says that the three girls in her story were learning to draw "everything that begins with an M", the March Hare keeps suggesting things that start with the ''sound'' "em", such as "empire".
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[[folder:Comics]]
* In one of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' comics, Homer tells Bart about the "Three S's of fishing": Silence, Safety and ''Sssbait''.
* "QT Bunny" has shoehorned Qs in spades. Starting with the title. Of course it means "Cutie."
* Similarly, the story ''Superman Meets the Quik Bunny'' has a few shoehorned Qs related to the brand, such as Quik Qlub.
* In Amazing Comicbook/SpiderMan #264, Red 9 tells Spider-Man that he lives by "the three F's - football, fighting, and [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar women]]." Spidey hangs a lampshade on it by pointing out that Red 9 can't spell.
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''Fanfic/ToughGuideToHarryPotter'':
--> '''Xnothing''' is what Rugi and Gwena write when they have no sensible entries for “X.” Sorry everyone, but our ingenuity has given out at this point.
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[[folder:Film - Animated]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine'', Old Fred does a case that's part this, part bad wordplay given how the first can be pronounced starting with an 'e': "H is for hurry...E is for urg'''e'''nt...L is for love me...and P is for please help!"
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[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]
* In ''Film/TheThreeStooges'' short "Sing a Song of Six Pants", the stooges are trying to guess the name of the owner of a suit when they know his initials are TH. They come up with [[UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt Teddy Hoosevelt]] and [[UsefulNotes/ThomasEdison Thomas Hedison]].
* In ''Film/DanceFlick'', after one character says there's no 'I' in 'team', the other character suggests some synonyms, none of which have 'I' either, until he gets to '''i-''nsemble'. For his efforts, he is responded with a LampshadeHanging that he mispronounced the word to make it sound like it had an 'I'.
* In ''Film/BeachParty'', Cappy recites an acrostic for Big Daddy, the mascot of his club: '''D'''allas, '''A'''h, '''D'''Nicholas, '''D'''-Day, and '''Y''' Not.
* ''Film/{{APE}}'' officially stands for '''A'''ttacking '''P'''rimate Monst'''E'''r.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Creator/EdwardGorey's alphabetical poems would often use, [[XtremeKoolLetterz for X, words that actually begin with an E, such as "excited."]]
* In ''Literature/TheSacredDiaryOfAdrianPlass'', Adrian has to come up with a sermon based around three alliterative bullet points starting with H, but can't think of a third one and keeps getting absurd unrelated suggestions.
* ''Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'' has Carmelina Spats singing about herself: ... "R" is for "Ravishing", "M" is for "Gorgeous"
* Creator/JamesThurber has a story called "The State of Bontana" in which characters, challenged to think of a state beginning with B (there isn't one), guess "Bontana", "Butah", and "Bassachusetts", among others. The payoff is when the next challenge is to name a bird, and one of them says "Beagle!"
* ''Literature/TenSixtySixAndAllThat'' gives the two sides in the UsefulNotes/EnglishCivilWar alliterative epithets, one of them forcing the alliteration: The Cavaliers were "Wrong but Wromantic," whereas the Roundheads were "Right but Repulsive."
* The ''Sweet Pickles'' series of children's books has a cast of 26 animal characters, one for each letter of the alphabet. The letters U and X must have been problematic, hence the presence of Unique Unicorn and X-rating [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_ground_squirrel Xerus]].
* According to Sue Grafton, the 'N' volume of ''[[Literature/KinseyMillhone The Alphabet Mysteries]]'' was originally going to be named "N is for Knoxville."
* Creator/AlFranken in ''Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot'' proposes complementing the v-chip designed to block violent television programs with a chip for every other letter of the alphabet. The h-chip blocks any program portraying whores, with this excuse provided for the initial: "Research shows most people believe that 'whore' starts with an 'h.'"
* ''Creator/DrSeuss's ABC'' goes through every letter, naming words that start with each one, even if he has to make up a nonsense word to do it. Except... "X is very useful if your name is Nixie Knox. It also comes in handy spelling ax and extra fox."
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents2017'' had Carmelita's song and dance routine from the books, where she insists that the "M" in her name stands for "Gorgeous"
** Count Olaf had a similar song in the first episode that went like this: "C" is for "Courageous" that's another word for "Brave", "O" 's for "Oh my God what a very handsome knave" and actually got worse as it progressed.
* On one [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-january-25-2007/alphabet toss]] between ''Series/TheDailyShow'' and ''Series/TheColbertReport'', Jon Stewart made fun of Creator/StephenColbert for playing the letter "Z" on ''Series/SesameStreet: All-Star Alphabet'', leading to this exchange:
--> '''Stephen:''' Yeah, you know what "z" stands for, Jon: ''[[{{Revenge}} zrevenge]]''!
--> '''Jon:''' See you in a minute, Stephen!
--> '''Stephen:''' ''I will have my zvengeance!''
* During a game of "90 Second Alphabet" on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'': Creator/GregProops was made to start his line with the letter X, and spat out, "X-actly no!" even holding up his arms in the shape of an X for emphasis.
* Challenging the rest of the family to guess the name of a big-band leader with the initials "EC", [[Series/AllInTheFamily Archie Bunker]] said the answer was "Xavier Cugat". When Mike told him that "Xavier" begins with an "X," Archie insisted that "No human being begins their name with an 'X'!" and that Xavier was spelled "E-G-Z-A-V-E-R."
* One episode of ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' featured the 'bots signing up to walk marathons for various long-winded charities. When Crow stated he was walking for WALKATHON, he had to explain to Mike that it was [[FunWithAcronyms an acronym]], not Walk-A-Thon itself.
--> '''Crow:''' It stands for "Walkers At Large Kinetically Altruistic Through Hygiene Or Nowledge".
--> '''Mike:''' ..."Knowledge" with an "N"?
--> '''Crow:''' Yeah, else it would be WALKATHOK, and that doesn't work.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' had weapons from A to Z: from Axe to Z Other Axe.
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[[folder:Music]]
* "Loverman" by Music/NickCaveAndTheBadSeeds twice has a somewhat sloppy acrostic.
--> '''L''' is for '''L'''ove baby\\
'''O''' is for '''O'''nly you that I do\\
'''V''' is for loving '''V'''irtually everything that you are\\
'''E''' is for loving almost '''E'''verything that you do\\
'''R''' is for '''R'''ape me\\
'''M''' is for '''M'''urder me\\
'''A''' is for '''A'''nswering all of my prayers\\
'''N''' is for k'''N'''owing your loverman's going to be the answer to all of yours

--> '''L''' is for '''L'''ove and\\
'''O''' is for '''O'''h yes, I do.\\
'''V''' is for '''V'''irtue, so I ain't gonna hurt you\\
'''E''' is for '''E'''ven if you want me to\\
'''R''' is for '''R'''ender unto me, baby\\
'''M''' is for that which is '''M'''ine.\\
'''A''' is for '''A'''ny old how, darling and\\
'''N''' is for a'''N'''y old time!
* Music/{{TLC}} were Tionne, Lisa and Crystal. When [[ThePeteBest the last one was expelled]], replacement Rozonda was nicknamed "Chili" to keep the acronym (while retroactively adding monikers T-Boz and Left Eye to the others).
* A last letter case: Music/{{NSYNC}} is both a pun on "in sync" and references [=JustiN=], [=ChriS=], [=JoeY=], [=JasoN=], and [=JC=]...though [[ThePeteBest Jason left before they hit it big]], forcing replacement Lance to be nicknamed "[=LansteN=]" to keep the theme.
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* A rare example of AVOIDING repeating a letter, TabletopGame/{{chess}} annotations use B for Bishop, R for Rook, Q for Queen, K for King, and N for kNight. The more proper abbreviation, Kn, is too easy to confuse for KN, which stands for "King's Knight" (that is, the knight which started on the king's side of the board).
* Similarly, in ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', the colors are represented as B for Black, R for Red, G for Green, W for White, and U for blUe. One explanation for why it's this way round is because Black stole "B" (because it's the colour of selfishness), and "L" is used for "Life". It also helps make the Colour Pie somewhat pronounceable (WUBRG ["woo-burg"] rather than, say, WBKRG).
* ''TabletopGame/YuGiOh'':
** "Destiny Board" puts "Spirit Message" cards onto the field and gives you an automatic win. The former represents a OuijaBoard (censored and removed in non-Japanese versions) that shows the letter [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=5224&request_locale=ja "D"]] in the Japanese version and the letter [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=5224&request_locale=en "F"]] in all other versions. The latter contain the letters [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=5271&request_locale=ja "E,"]] [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=5272&request_locale=ja "A,"]] [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=5273&request_locale=ja "T"]] and [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=5274&request_locale=ja "H"]] in their names in the Japanese version and the letters [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=5271&request_locale=en "I,"]] [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=5272&request_locale=en "N"]], [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=5273&request_locale=en "A"]] and [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=5274&request_locale=en "L"]] in all other versions.
** The {{Moe}} archetype "Magician Girl" derives from "Dark Magician Girl" (or "Black Magician Girl" in Japan and Korea), and the first letters of their names form the word "Black". The members of the archetype include "[[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=1&sess=1&keyword=dark+magician+girl&stype=1&ctype=&starfr=&starto=&pscalefr=&pscaleto=&linkmarkerfr=&linkmarkerto=&link_m=2&atkfr=&atkto=&deffr=&defto=&othercon=2&request_locale=en (Toon) Dark Magician Girl (the Dragon Knight),"]] [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=12497&request_locale=en "Berry Magician Girl,"]] [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=12356&request_locale=en "Lemon Magician Girl,"]] [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=12498&request_locale=en "Apple Magician Girl,"]] [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=12358&request_locale=en "Chocolate Magician Girl"]] and [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=12499&request_locale=en "Kiwi Magician Girl."]]
** The card "[[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=6675&request_locale=en Hero Flash!!]]" can only be used by banishing [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=6671&request_locale=en "H - Heated Heart,"]] "[[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=6672&request_locale=en "E - Emergency Call,"]] [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=6673&request_locale=en "R - Righteous Justice,"]] [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=6674&request_locale=en "O - Oversoul."]] Its artwork features all the letters from the artwork of those cards.
** [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=12960&request_locale=en "True King of All Calamities"]]'s Japanese name contains "V.F.D." which comes from the Latin phrase [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicarius_Filii_Dei Vicarius Filii Dei]], read as the "The Beast". Its associated cards have their names contain those letters with meanings: [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=12754&request_locale=en "True King Lithosagym, the '''D'''isaster"]]; [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=12611&request_locale=en "True King Bahrastos, the Fathomer"]] (known as "[[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=12611&request_locale=ja Shinryūō Baharstos Führer]]" in the Japanese version); [[https://www.db.yugioh-card.com/yugiohdb/card_search.action?ope=2&cid=12424&request_locale=en "True King Agnimazud, the Vanisher."]]
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[[folder:Theatre]]
* The musical ''Plain and Fancy'' brings on a little girl in the middle of "Plenty of Pennsylvania" to list something growing in Pennsylvania for every letter of the alphabet. She stumbles toward the end of the alphabet with "un-i-ons" and "X-plants," and for the final letter weakly suggests "zpinach" and "zauerkraut" before triumphantly emerging with "zucchini."
* A sketch in ''Pleasure at Her Majesty's'' has Alan Bennett dictating a telegram through the phone and having to explain the acronym NORWICH to the operator (NORWICH is an actual UsefulNotes/WorldWarII acronymn used by servicemen in letters to their sweethearts):
-->'''Alan Bennett:''' [dictating a telegram into the telephone] I want to end it if I may, "NORWICH". [pause] "NORWICH", yes. Well, it's an idiomatic way of saying, "Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home". You see, it's the initial letters of each word. [pause] Yes, I know "knickers" is spelt with a "K". I was at Oxford, it was one of the first things they taught us.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''VideoGame/BillyVsSNAKEMAN'', one of the 11 D's of Pizza Delivery is D-Speed. Parodied in that Cici runs out of D-words halfway through the description and tells you to just go with it.
* In one ''VideoGame/SecondSight'' level, two guards are playing [[SomethingThatBeginsWithBoring "I Spy"]] and the letter is "E". The guesser tries "eeediot".
* ''VideoGame/UltimaIV'' has both a command and a spell for each letter of the keyboard, leading to some oddities like (z)tats and (k)limb.
** The "up" and "down" spells are respectively Y and Z, justified in universe by Y being the initial of the wizard who invented the up spell and Z being the initial of the unpronounceable [[EldritchAbomination Lord of the Underworld]].
* A series-wide example, the ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' series tends to change almost any word that starts with a hard C to a K.
* The ''VideoGame/{{KKnD}}'' series stands for "Krush, Kill 'n' Destroy". Apparently, [=CKnD=] doesn't sound as dynamic.
* Lampshaded in ''VideoGame/{{Impire}}'' by the representative of FAKE, the Federation of Abysmal and Kataclysmic Evil. FACE just didn't work as an acronym.
* One CosmeticAward in ''VideoGame/FTLFasterThanLight'' is titled "'''D'''efence '''D'''rones '''D'''on't '''D'''o '''D''''anything!". Apparently no price is too high for alliteration.
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/DinosaurComics'': In [[http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2814 this comic]] T-Rex discusses the 10 Fs for living happily: "friendship, fitness, family, financialsuccess, frugality, futrition, flessening salt intake, foderating alcohol intake, fiminishing stress, and fatching your blood pressure." At the end he also answers a question by saying "...FFFROBABLY??"
* ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', in [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/6/11/ this comic]] about ''Franchise/{{Kirby}}''.
-->'''General:''' We call it the [[FunWithAcronyms Kinetic Ingestion Regulator Bio-Yorganism]].\\
'''Meta Knight''': Yorganism?\\
'''General:''' Y is kind of a tricky letter.
* From ''Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}}'''s ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}'' comic:
-->'''Shadow Teddie''': The word of the day is: [[MoodWhiplash FUTILE!]] As in: "Your futile existence has no meaning." Chie, do you know any other words that start with F?\\
'''Chie''': [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Fsteak]].\\
'''Shadow Teddie''': Excellent.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* Website/TVTropes' love for AlliterativeName tropes gets us into trouble now and again; witness PstandardPsychicPstance, PsmithPsyndrome, KafkaKomedy, and VampireVannabe. (The last one is arguably justified by relating to {{vampire|Vords}}s, but it still counts—as does the VampireVords trope itself.)
* This is how ''FanFic/FobbiesAreBorange'' got its name. A Starmen.net forum member suggested a mnemonic to tell apart two {{Palette Swap}}ped enemies in ''VideoGame/EarthBound1994'': "Fo'''pp'''ies are '''p'''ink, and Fo'''bb'''ies are '''b'''orange."
* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'':
** In the WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "pizzaz", Strong Bad claims that the secret to his pizzazz involves "the Three [=Gs=]": gumption, gum, and "...gargle. Minty gargle."
** From the sbemail "theme song", "Join the e-niversity e-volution e-day. [[VerbalBackspace Uh, well, today]]. [[LampshadeHanging That last one didn't quite work out]]."
** In "love poems", Homestar attempts to write an acrostic poem about Marzipan, and uses foodstuffs to begin each line. He tries to get away with "inchiladas" for the "i" and completely fails to come up with anything for the "z".
* Creator/{{Tobuscus}} has a RunningGag of trying to make the color of shirt he's wearing in his [=LazyVlogs=] match the day of the week, resulting in such gems as "Thpurple Thursday".
* One of the RunningGags from [[Website/{{Cracked}} Cracked TV]] was Michael Swaim using his last name as an [[FunWithAcronyms acronym]] for various things. On the first episode of his newer series Does Not Compute he introduces a new segment: Swaim sWimulates A (human) [=IMotion=], before remarking on how bad the acronym is.
* In his review of ''VideoGame/SpiderManWebOfShadows'', [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] described its predecessor ''VideoGame/SpiderMan2'' as having a web-slinging mechanic that was "fun, fast, flowing, f... intuitive."
** "[[Videogame/SeriousSam BFE]] stands for Before First Encounter. Not, as I had first believed, Big Fucking ''Egun''."
* ''WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay'': A running joke on the podcast is that [[Main/MultiplayerOnlineBattleArena "MOBA"]] stands for [[VideoGame/DefenseOfTheAncients "Mefense Of Be Ancients."]]
* Whenever ''WebVideo/{{Markiplier}}'' uploads a Reading Your Comments video a day late, he'll refer to it as "Markiplier [=MTuesday=]".
* [[https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/x-is-for An online article]] about what alphabet books used for "X" in the days before xylophones and x-rays includes "xany" (a misspelling of "zany"), as well as "expensive", "extinct", "exit" (written as "Xit" and also including "Xtremely" and "Xquisite"), and "extraordinary".
* A [[https://internetwasmyfirstlove.tumblr.com/post/106963698839/adamusprime-did-you-know-that-friends-stands post]] on Website/{{Tumblr}} jokingly posits that ''Series/{{Friends}}''' title is an acronym made up of each of the main characters' names,[[note]]Phoebe, Rachel, Joey, Monica, Ross, Chandler[[/note]] shoehorning most of them to make it work:
-->did you know that "friends" stands for:\\
* feebee\\
* rachel\\
* it's joey\\
* everyone is friends\\
* nonica\\
* dross\\
* shandler
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* Used as a RunningGag on ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', with Krusty. He's so far had a "[[EmbarrassingInitials Krusty Komedy Klassic]]" (at the Apollo theatre in Harlem), a Krusty Kharity Klassic, Kamp Krusty, etc.
* ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'': In [[Recap/StevenUniverseS3E19StevenVsAmethyst "Steven vs. Amethyst"]], when Pearl explains, with AddedAlliterativeAppeal of AlliterativeName and AlliterativeList:
--> '''Pearl''': Pearl points are awarded for punctuality, perseverance, and positivity. We may be smaller, weaker, and less gifted than our opponents but with these P's, we have the keys to success aaaand to the Pearl prize pouch!\\
'''Amethyst''': Pamazing.\\
'''Steven''': There's some pgreat stuff in that pouch.
* H.E.L.P.eR. from ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBros'' stands for "Helpful Electronic Lab Partner Robot"--the lowercase "E" is just for aesthetic purposes and doesn't stand for anything.
* In ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', the "F.U.N. Song" declares that 'F' is for "Friends who do stuff together", 'U' is for "U and me", and 'N' is for "N-ywhere and any time at all".
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* Almost all software written for [[Platform/{{UNIX}} KDE]] has the name with "K", preferably as the first letter. If there's no synonym, "K" may replace "c" or "q". Failing that, it's shoehorned. [=Killbots, Karbon, Konqueror, KoolDock, Okular, Klear, KBattleship=]...
* [[Music/{{Aerosmith}} Steven Tyler]]'s (somewhat tasteless) summary of the Rock n' Roll lifestyle is what he calls The Three M's: "Music, Money, and [=MmmmPussy=]!" One comedian mocked him thusly:
--> "If ''my'' grandfather ever says '[=MmmmPussy=]!', he's thinking about '''eating the cat.'''"
* Sometimes seen in posters, books, etc. of the alphabet where each letter is accompanied by a word that starts with that letter. If "x" isn't represented by "xylophone" or "X-ray", it'll be "ox" or "axe".
* The "three Rs" of Education: Reading, [=wRiting=] and [=aRithmetic=]. While 'writing' has the excuse of sounding like it starts with an 'R' and the first syllable of 'arithmetic' is how the letter 'r' is pronounced in some dialects, it still counts.
** In a similar vein: FourX. Should be Four ''E'', but XMakesAnythingCool.
** Words starting with "ex" are almost always abbreviated to X [[FunWithAcronyms in acronyms]], probably because what else are you going to use Xs for? (And it avoids overloading Es, the most common letter in English.)
* Something very common with crosswords is that people will change the letters in a word in order to make it fit.
* The Ku Klux Klan is an unfortunate example.[[note]]"Ku Klux" comes from Ancient Greek κύκλος (''kúklos'', "circle").[[/note]]
* Some evolutionary biologists (well, Dr Jack Cohen, anyway) refer to the Four Fs; significant developments that evolved independently multiple times, and that if the whole of evolution was restarted (or we found alien life) we would expect to evolve again. They are Fur, Flight, Fotosynthesis, and F...er, Fsexual Reproduction.
* Similarly, ethologists sometimes talk about the four Fs of basic animal behavior: Fighting, Fleeing, Feeding and F... [[LastSecondWordSwap ornication]].
* When abbreviating weekdays to their first letters, it isn't uncommon to see Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, thuRsday, and Friday. There are various solutions to the Saturday/Sunday conflict as well.
* Commonly misunderstood to be the case with the CMYK color scheme (Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, and blacK). It is believed by most that K is used instead of B to avoid confusion with the RGB color scheme (Red, Green, Blue). However, the K actually stands for Key, as in 4-color printing the Black separation is referred to as the Key Plate.
* There's a perennial Canadian protest politician who changed his name [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Above_Znoneofthe "Above Znoneofthe"]] so it would appear last in alphabetized ballots (i.e., as "None of the above" with a silent Z).
* CPU manufacturer Intel was creating a new product after the success of its first [=x86=] processor, the [=iAPX=]. It stood for "Intel Advanced Processing Architecture," where allegedly the "X" was the Greek letter "chi".
* Old versions of the programming language FORTRAN determined the type of a variable by the first letter of its name: names beginning with I, J, K, L, M and N were reserved for integer variables, and those starting with other letters were assumed to represent floating-point values. For this reason, it became quite common in FORTRAN programs to have variables with names like KOUNT. (FORTRAN IV and later versions permit type declaration statements to override the default name-based type assignments, but many FORTRAN programmers preferred to leave variable types implicit.)
* In 1984, Keith Emerson and Greg Lake wanted to reunite with Music/EmersonLakeAndPalmer, but drummer Carl Palmer was unavailable due to commitments with {{Music/Asia}}, so he was replaced with Cozy Powell - when the inevitable jokes were made about purposely picking another drummer with a "P" surname so they could still call the new group "ELP", the band themselves joined in by claiming they had considered hiring "[[Music/PhilCollins Phil Pollins]] or [[Music/RingoStarr Ringo Parr]]".
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