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->''It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?''
->-- '''[[CloudCuckoolander Fry]]''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

Basically, it's when a character tries to give an anecdote or tell a story (usually a well-known real one, or else people might not know that it diverged from the original without help from MrExposition). They then go off in absurd and comedic tangents, and the intended moral/ending/what-have-you is lost.

The CloudCuckoolander is often prone to this. May overlap with NoSenseOfHumor.

Compare {{Metaphorgotten}}, IceCreamKoan and DisorganizedOutlineSpeech. Compare FracturedFairyTale, in which it's due to the author's deliberation.

Contrast ShaggyDogStory, where the story does go somewhere, it's just not impressive once it does.
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!!'''Examples:'''

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[[folder:AnimeAndManga]]
* In PandoraHearts Retrace LXXVII, [[NotSoStoic Echo]] tries to tell one of these to an [[HeroicSafeMode emotionally fragile]] Oz in order to cheer him up while he's [[spoiler:locked up in Pandora's dungeon, awaiting execution at the hands of the Baskervilles]]. It works ''because'' Echo forgets the ending of the story, as it reminds Oz of something [[HeterosexualLifePartners Gil]] would have done. From what we get of the story, it was definitely already this trope with or without an ending:
-->Once upon a time, there was a peasant who had a friend who had just been married. The married couple lived happily in a vacant house in the village. One day while he was going to work, the peasant saw the couple coming towards him, walking on their hands and holding vegetables in their mouths. Surprised, the peasant asked them what they were doing. The couple replied, "Of course..."
* ''Manga/FairyTail'': Natsu tries explaining to Gajeel why he shouldn't be surprised that [[SummonMagic Lucy]] can put up a fight:
-->'''Natsu''': You've never heard the story of "The Tortoise and [[ItMakesSenseInContext the Cheerleader]]"?\\
'''Gajeel''': It was a hare, you moron! And the dumb bunny lost, remember?\\
'''Natsu''': Duh, the ''first'' time! Then it won the next hundred races, hands down!\\
'''Gajeel''': [[TheCuckoolanderWasRight Oh... uh... really. I guess that speedy varmint learned his lesson.]]
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[[folder:Film]]
* The climax of ''BillyMadison'' has the eponymous character trying to compare the changes in literature brought on by the Industrial Revolution with a children's story called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way". We never get to hear most of it but what ''is'' heard appears to be pretty impressively mangled.
--> "Mr. Madison, what you've just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
* LeslieNielsen's characters are prone to doing this in films such as ''Film/TheNakedGun'' and ''SpyHard''. At one point in the former he has a narration that wanders along for a bit as he walks along the street, and by the end of it, he's walked completely out of town and doesn't know where he is.
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* When ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}'' doujins or fics do [[BokeAndTsukkomiRoutine manzai]] and/or has Cirno in it, this trope is bound to come up.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Literature/{{Discworld}}'s Granny Weatherwax tries to tell the joke about the man who orders an alligator sandwich and [[DontExplainTheJoke says "and make it snappy!"]] but she can't remember the punchline, so she keeps coming up with things like "And I want it quickly!"
** It's explained at some point that, while she's not entirely missing a sense of humour, she tends not to understand ''why'' a certain joke is funny. In this case, she's simply repeating one she's heard, and doesn't understand why no-one laughs when she tells it.
** Also, ''Discworld/{{Pyramids}}'' has the Greatest Storyteller in the World, who is unfortunately hampered by a bad memory and short attention span, so all his stories turn into this.
* Creator/WoodyAllen uses this a couple of times in his humorous "The Early Essays".
** ''On Seeing a Tree in Summer'': "Once a lumberjack was about to chop down a tree, when he noticed a heart carved in it, with two names inside. Putting away his axe, he sawed down the tree instead. The point of that story escapes me, although six months later the lumberjack was fined for teaching a dwarf Roman numerals."
** ''On Frugality'': "Take the case of the ant and the grasshopper: The grasshopper played all summer, while the ant worked and saved. When winter came, the grasshopper had nothing, but the ant complained of chest pains. Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun, either. The point is, we all need a nest egg to fall back on, but not while wearing a good suit."
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''Series/StargateSG1'' example:
-->'''Col. O'Neill''': Haven't you guys heard the story about the dog and the dancing monkeys? It's about getting along and... dancing.
** This a throwback to an earlier exchange between O'Neill and an old man who likes using proverbs and fables. The exchange is peppered with this.
--->'''Old Man:''' No one can be a friend if you know not whether to trust them.
--->'''Jack:''' Don't judge a book by its cover.
--->'''Old Man:''' Enemies' promises were made to be broken.
--->'''Jack:''' And yet, honesty is the best policy.
--->'''Old Man:''' He who has too many friends has none.
--->'''Jack:''' Ahh, but, birds of a feather.
--->'''Old Man:''' I'm unfamiliar with that story, what lesson does it teach?
--->'''Jack:''' It has to do with flocking, and togetherness, and to be honest I'm not so familiar with the particulars myself.
* ''Upright Citizens Brigade''' episode "The Story of the Toad."
* From [[OnceAnEpisode almost every episode]] of ''HomeImprovement'': Tim has a problem. Tim receives wise advice from Wilson. Tim tries to share Wilson's wise advice with others, mangling it into incomprehensibility in the process.
--> '''Wilson''': You know Tim, there's an old folk saying. Obsessions are like fire and water. Good servants, but bad masters.
--> '''Tim (later)''': It's like Bad Masterson said. You can't get obsessed the way old people drive through water, if their servants are on fire.
* In ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', Barney Stinson will tell a story allegedly to illustrate a point that ends up merely highlighting his sexual prowess.
* As with the above example, Will's boss on WillAndGrace tells him a story about a passionate sexual encounter on the beach. When Will asks him what his point is, he answers, "No point, I just like telling that story. Now get back to work and stop listening to pointless stories."
* Done on ''Russell Coight's Series/AllAussieAdventures'' when Russell tells a tour group a supposed Aboriginal dreamtime story, that somehow includes a fox (not native to Australia) and a three-eyed snake. His tourists point out the holes in it.
* "You know, something just like this happened [[TheGoldenGirls back in St. Olaf...]]"
** "Picture it, Sicily, 19xx..."
* In an episode of ''JustShootMe'', Finch goes into great detail when explaining how he pranked Maya. This is relevant to the episode, but then Finch throws in the part about how he played Twister with supermodels while the others were out.
-->'''Elliot:''' Why are you telling us that part?
-->'''Finch:''' Dude, I'm telling everybody that part.
* ''TheMuppetShow'' once did a reading on the Aesop of the Ant and the Grasshopper. Only in this version, [[spoiler:the grasshopper drove his sports car to Florida when winter fell, and the ant got stepped on]]. The reader, [[TheComicallySerious Sam the Eagle]], [[FlatWhat responds accordingly]] once he realizes what he's read.
* Mr. James from ''Series/NewsRadio'' is fond of these. For example: "There's a saying, 'I cried because I had no desk, until I met a man who had no feet, and the no feet guy explained there was no such thing as a budget and WNYX was way, way over it, uh, the end.' Did you ever hear that story?"
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[[folder:Music]]
* Music/WeirdAlYankovic's "Albuquerque" and "Everything you Know is Wrong".
** "Albuquerque" is definitely an example, but "Everything You Know Is Wrong" probably wasn't going anywhere in the first place.
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[[folder:Theatre]]
* From Creator/GilbertAndSullivan's ''Theatre/{{Ruddigore}}'':
-->'''[[TheOphelia Mad Margaret]]''': You pity me? Then be my mother! The squirrel had a mother, but she drank and the squirrel fled! Hush! They sing a brave song in these parts -- it runs somewhat thus: (sings)
--->'The cat and the dog and the little puppee\\
Sat down in a -- down in a -- in a --'
-->I forget what they sat down in, but so the song goes!
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'': The Soldier has a memorable one in "[[http://www.teamfortress.com/soldier.htm Meet The Soldier]]":
-->"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! [[Literature/TheArtOfWar Sun Tzu said that]], and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he [[BigBookOfWar invented it]], and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto [[TheArk a boat]], and then he [[MemeticBadass beat the]] ''[[MemeticBadass crap]]'' [[MemeticBadass out of every single one.]] And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a ''[[{{Pun}} zoo]]''! (Beat) '''Unless it's a farm!'''"
* In ''VideoGame/BetrayalAtKrondor'', the book Thiful's Bird Migrations ''starts'' with a discussion on birds, but since the author simply cannot keep on topic, it becomes the only book to provide bonuses to every skill in the game.
* In ''KingdomOfLoathing'', most of what [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Grandpa Grandpa Sea Monkee]] has to say is some variation of this.
** The wizard Fernswarthy's letter to his future grave-robber starts out with threats of a terrible curse for desecrating his grave, segues into a discussion about the merits of a career in chartered accountancy, segues ''again'' into a letter to an unnamed friend in the Distant Lands, and ends up as a shopping list. The curse also fails to work properly. Fernswarthy wasn't all there in his old age.
* In ''MetalGearSolid2'', Otacon takes over as Snake's VoiceWithAnInternetConnection, and takes all the roles of Snake's former team. However, he does [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW8QPIId6E8&feature=related not that great of a job imitating Mei-Ling's quoting of classic literature]].
--> '''Otacon:''' ''Remember the Deep family's fish, Snake!''
** Call him enough and [[EasterEgg Mei-Ling hijacks his feed to tell him to shut up.]]
* ''VideoGame/PokerNightAtTheInventory'' sees [[Webcomic/PennyArcade Tycho]] asking [[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Max]] where he learned to play cards. Max starts recounting an adventure in Atlantic City, but by the time he finishes the anecdote he's forgotten there was a question he was supposed to answer.
* ''VisualNovel/DanganRonpa'''s Hagakure starts a story intending to show how his fortune-telling is different from 'occult' matters, and ends up explaining how aliens proved his 'all-beef' hamburger was 70% pork. Nobody else could follow it, either.
* ''{{Deponia}}''. [[spoiler: The entire game. Both the opening and closing songs establish that the whole thing's being told by the singing narrator to explain why he shouldn't have to do chores... but in the closing song, he admits he doesn't really understand how it establishes this and claims the moral is that "The chorus guys rule."]]
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' shows us what happens [[http://xkcd.com/872/ if a math professor starts rambling while reading fairy tales]]:
-->"But while the ant gathered food ... zzz ... the grasshopper contracted to a point on a manifold that was ''not'' a 3-sphere."
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* Given [[CloudCuckoolander his style of speech]], [[LetsPlay Let's Player]] LetsPlay/{{raocow}} has many of his stories turn into these, as whatever he started out talking about will slowly morph into something completely unrelated and somewhat incoherent.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie", Homer tries explaining to Bart why his punishment is for his own good.
-->'''Homer''': You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. (''Cheerily'') The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
-->'''Bart''': Dad, what's the point of this story?
-->'''Homer''': I like stories.
** In a similar vein is Homer attempting to explain to Bart why he can't have the video game he covets;
-->'''Homer''': When I was your age, I wanted an electric football game more than anything in the world. And my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life.
** Homer had a few actually, including this one from "Homer the Heretic"
--->"Kids, let me tell you about another so-called ''wicked'' guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. [[JesusChrist And that man's name was...]] I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?"
** Pretty much everything Grandpa Simpson says:
--> "We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
** And then there's Reverend Lovejoy's sermon following Homer's supposed alien encounter:
--> "I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. He came in peace, and then died, only to come back to life. And his name was... Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial. [''sniffs''] I love that little guy..."
** "Haven't you ever heard the story of 'Hercules and the Lion'? Well, a big [[AndroclesLion lion had a thorn in his paw]], and all the animals tried to pull it out, but none of them were strong enough. So they got Hercules. He used his mighty strength to pull the thorn out, and the lion rewarded him with treasure." "Where'd a lion get treasure?" "...I don't know, it was the olden days." "Was that story from the Bible?" "I think so."
* Done hilariously in ''{{Freakazoid}}''.
-->"I saw this once on an after-school special. Mary and Sally, best friends! They did absolutely everything together. Then one day, Mary fell in with the ''wrong crowd.'' And Mary didn't have time for Sally anymore. Sally would say, 'Wanna go play a game or pretend we're kitties?' and Mary would say 'Uh-uh, I'm in with the ''wrong crowd''.' Sally was so sad she ran home, climbed up a tree and started eating cookies. A ton of cookies. She got huge, HUGE, '''HUGE,''' '''''HUGE!'''''...got any cookies, Mike?"
* Happened more than once on ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', mostly through the... wisdom of Fry, as the page quote brilliantly demonstrates.
* From ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "White Rice":
-->'''Francine''': Are you sure about all this?
-->'''Roger''': Remember when Rudy from ''TheCosbyShow'' got old and stopped being cute? I brought them Raven-Symone! Saw her on a Philadephia playground and knew she was a star, snatched her right up! Six months later, her parents saw her on TV and realized she was still alive... did some time for that. So, you ask, am I sure about this? I dunno.
* ''Mater's Tall Tales'' is, as it suggests, Mater telling stories about how he supposedly met aliens, was a firetruck and a matador, amongst other things. Hilariously, around half-way through each retelling;
-->'''Lightning [=McQueen=]''': I'm pretty sure that didn't happen!
-->'''Mater''': Sure it did! You was there too!
--> *Scene instantly depicts Lightning in the story, regardless of how bizarre the appearance. Lightning is usually screaming and requires Mater to save him.*
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', "Something Smells". In this episode, Spongebob becomes convinced he's extremely ugly due to everyone avoiding him, not being aware that the reason for their aversion is the fact he actually has really bad breath that day. Patrick (who, not having a nose, is completely unaware of Spongebob's bad breath), attempts to make Spongebob feel better:
-->'''Patrick''': Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called "Literature/TheUglyBarnacle". Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that [[KillEmAll everyone died]]. The end.
-->'''Spongebob''': That didn't help at all!
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