''Secret Girlfriend'' is an American television series, which premiered on Wednesday, October 7, 2009 on Comedy Central. It features the viewer as the "star" of a dating satire, with all the actors addressing the camera as if it were the lead. Think "The Family" from ''{{Fahrenheit451}}'', but somehow more depressingly horrible.
!!This show uses the following tropes:
* CameraAbuse: Plenty of.
* {{Fanservice}}: Let's just say the tits/minutes ratio of the show is OffTheScale.
* FinaglesLaw
* HandsomeLech: Phil
* HeroicMime: "You" never talk on-screen
* MaleGaze: Taken to the logical extreme
* PsychoExGirlfriend: Mandy
* TheMissusAndTheEx
* ThePornomancer: "You"
* TakeAThirdOption: Possibly the ending.