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->''"The Scots (originally Irish, but by now Scotch) were at this time inhabiting Ireland, having driven the Irish (Picts) out of Scotland; while the Picts (originally Scots) were now Irish (living in brackets) and vice versa. It is essential to keep these distinctions clearly in mind (and verce visa)."''
-->-- '''[[Literature/TenSixtySixAndAllThat 1066 and All That]]''', "Important Note"

Scotland, Northern Ireland and The Republic of Ireland condensed into the same place. The Loch Ness Monster, {{Leprechaun}}s, [[EverythingsLouderWithBagpipes bagpipes]], shamrocks, threatening people with shillelaghs[[note]]pronounced "shuh-lay-lee" and meaning "blunt instrument"; see UsefulNotes/IrishNames for more help with the peculiarities of Irish pronunciation, and note that it will be no help for names in Scots Gaelic, which is a separate (though related) language.[[/note]], potatoes, haggis, plaid (actual plaid, or tartan), kilts, clans, castles, caber tossing, and a ''lot'' of [[ViolentGlaswegian angry dr]][[FightingIrish unk people]].

This is the only other part of the British Isles [[BritainIsOnlyLondon that's not London]]. In fact, the Republic of Ireland isn't politically [[BritainVersusTheUK part of Britain]], but if Hollywood can't get ''geography'' right then politics don't stand a chance. Wales sometimes gets lumped in as well, the few times it's featured outside of UK media. This trope is probably helped by the fact that the Scottish and Irish are both Celtic in origin, and have enough in common culturally to be distinguished from the Germanic ''Anglos'' without having a similarly clear distinction between themselves.

Also not to be confused with the American ethnic term [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch-Irish_American 'Scots-Irish']] for people who are, um, [[NonindicativeName both and neither all at once]].

The prevalence of this trope in American media is probably due to the fact that, to untrained U.S. ears, Scottish and Irish accents sound remarkably similar. This trope does not exist in Canadian media, however, as the Irish and the Scots are seen as completely distinct races. It's said that the longer an Irishman lives in Canada the more Canadian he gets, but the longer a Scotsman lives in Canada the more Scots he gets. Some Scotsmen have lived in Canada for so long that their accent has become completely indecipherable.


It's worth noting that there is a long history of cultural exchange between Ireland and Scotland, to the point that Scots-Gaelic and Irish Gaelic are considered mutually intelligible languages, and a good chunk of the [[StrokeCountry Northern Irish]] population is descended from Scottish "planters", so the trope is somewhat rooted in fact, albeit loosely.


Compare BritainIsOnlyLondon, {{Spexico}}, AncientGrome, and {{Mayincatec}}. See also ViolentGlaswegian, FightingIrish, {{Oireland}}, [[UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}} Bonnie Scotland]]. Oddly, Scottish actors and actresses have a disproportionate tendency [[FakeIrish to be cast as Irish characters]]. Whether this is a side effect of this trope or whether it actually helps enforce it is anyone's guess.


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[[folder:Adaptations and other cross-media examples]]
* ''HalfMoonInvestigations'' was written by Irishman EoinColfer and set in that country. The TV adaptation was made in Scotland.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* Wolfsbane from ''Comicbook/{{X-Men}}'' is supposed to be Scottish, but her accent and culture switch back and forth between Irish and Scottish. Moira [=McTaggart=] has this same problem.
* Silver Banshee from ''{{Superman}}'' is ''literally'' from Scotireland; when the writers realised they'd based a Scottish character on Irish mythology, they claimed Siobhan [=McDougal=] was actually from a fictional island in the Straits of Moyle. Surprisingly the DCNew52 version of Silver Banshee drops the Scottish connection entirely and retcons Siobhan as coming from Dublin.
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[[folder:Film]]
* In a meta sense, ''Film/TheUntouchables'', where SeanConnery plays an Irish cop using his real accent, and it's never addressed. This is, however, [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent rather common for Connery]].
* In ''Film/FindingForrester'', at the end Forrester (Sean Connery) tells his young friend Jamal that he's going back to his homeland.
--> '''Jamal''': You mean Ireland?
--> '''Forrester''': Scotland, for God's sake...
--> '''Jamal''': (laughs) I'm just messing with you, man.
* In the ''G.I. Joe'' movie, the Scottish villain has programmed his missile to respond to commands in "Celtic".
* In ''Film/TheCryingGame'' Northern Irish terrorist Fergus initially tells Londoner Dil that he is Scottish, and Dil appears to believe him. Possibly justified in that London has a wide variety of accents and Dil, being young and perhaps inexperienced, might not have known the difference.
* ''Film/TwentyFifthHour'' and ''Film/TheDeparted'' are particularly bad as both feature Irish-American storylines yet include rousing renditions of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland_the_Brave 'Scotland the Brave']].
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Lampshaded in Creator/TomClancy's ''Literature/PatriotGames'' when one of the ULA bad guys comments to himself how the staff at the American airport he landed in couldn't tell the difference between a Scottish burr and an Irish brogue.
* Loosely autobiographical ''[=McCarthy=]'s Bar'' by Pete [=McCarthy=][[note]]"Never pass a bar that has your name on it"[[/note]] (an Englishman who inexplicably feels that he ought to be Irish) has a scene with stereotypical truck-sized American tourist couple in a faux-Irish pub. After a hearty meal, the husband is puffing on a large cigar and ordering another shot of "this great Irish Scotch".
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[[folder:Live Action Television]]
* ''HighlanderTheSeries'' frequently featured Scottish characters (played, in the main, by Canadians) with horrendous Oirish accents.
* One episode of ''DeadLikeMe'' had an Irish-American (probably an immigrant, given his accent) die at an Irish bar, and is welcomed into the afterlife to a soundtrack playing... "Scotland the Brave".
* Spoofed in a series of early-'90s ''SaturdayNightLive'' sketches, in which Mike Myers is the foul-tempered proprietor of a shop called All Things Scottish ("If it's not Scottish, it's crap!"). Hapless customers would frequently make the mistake of asking for shillelaghs and whatnot, leading to Myers exploding, pointing to a map ("There's Scotland! There's Ireland! And there's the bloody sea!") and ordering them to GetOut.
* A 1983 ''{{SCTV}}'' sketch featured Dave Thomas as an angry Scottish cooking-show host, using the same catchphrase as the Myers ''SNL'' sketch ("If it's not Scottish, it's crap!").
* In ''{{Smallville}}'', a gang prepares to rob Lex Luthor as their final heist because their ability to phase through solid objects is fading. One of the crooks makes a crack about how they'd be able to build a money silo like "that [[ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse Irish duck]]" and is corrected (since Scrooge is in fact Scottish) by one of the other crooks with a surprisingly good rendition of both accents.
* Coach [[TheDanza John]] [[HomeMovies McGuirk]] is Irish, but he's a Scottish highland dancer instead of an Irish dancer because he's "not gay."
* In an episode of ''{{Black Books}}'' some American tourists refer to Bernard, (who is Irish) as a "Scotchman".
* Creator/CraigFerguson, the Scottish-born host of CBS' ''TheLateLateShow'', once remarked on a St. Patrick's Day episode that "I'm not Irish, but everybody thinks I am."
* In an episode of ''{{Seinfeld}}'', Jerry and George end up sharing a limousine with a couple of Neo-Nazis. Jerry pretends to be Irish, reminiscing about things such as ''"the peat, ah, the peat"''. However, his accent comes across as Scottish to one of the Nazis, to which Jerry replies: ''"We were living around the border"''. Jerry's attempt ends with him saying, "Scotland, Ireland? What's the difference, lassie?"
* Lampshaded in ''Heroes,'' when Elle goes into a pub in Ireland:
--> '''Elle:''' I've never been in Irish pub before! Do you have haggis?
--> '''Ricky:''' That's Scotland, love.
* In one episode of ''{{Lost}}'', Sawyer refers to Desmond as 'the magic {{leprechaun}}', even though Desmond is actually Scottish.
* In ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' Crowley was a Scottish human before he was an English demon (it gets worse) and the other demons call him Lucky the Leprechaun behind his back.
-->'''Bobby:''' [=MacLeod's=] ''Scottish'', Einstein.
* Even in ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' Scotty's accent tended to wander not just through every region of Scotland, but across the Irish sea too. {{Lampshaded}} by several Scottish stand-up comedians over the years who always joke about wondering which part of Ireland Scotty was from.
* SonsOfAnarchy - Chibs is referred to as a Scot and played by Scottish actor Tommy Flanagan, but apparently was raised in Belfast. This would be less jarring had Flanagan had even a hint of a Northern Irish accent, but he plays Chibs with his thick-as-mud Glaswegian tones on full blast.
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[[folder:Music]]
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Highland_Bagpipe Scottish bagpipes]] play a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixolydian_mode Mixolydian mode]] scale, while [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uilleann_pipes Irish bagpipes]] play a full two octaves. This means that it's easier to write melodic sounding "Scottish bagpipe" music using Irish bagpipes. Film/{{Braveheart}}, for example, used Irish bagpipes on the soundtrack.
* {{NPR}}'s long running show [[http://thistleradio.com/ The Thistle and Shamrock]] showcases music from Ireland and Scotland, taking its name from the two nations' symbols. To the untrained ear (ie: most people) there is no discernible difference between the two styles. Host Fiona Ritchie has a lovely authentic accent, as well.
* Countless [[FakeIrish "Irish"]] punk bands use Scottish tunes or pipes in their music, or intersperse a traditional Scottish song with Irish Gaelic.
* The Celtic harp, famous in Irish (and Irish diaspora, particularly American) iconography is thought to have originated in Scotland.
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[[folder:New Media]]
* [[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} Diabetus and slowbeef]] have no idea whether the person doing a LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCRCJRCH8VE here]] is Scottish or Irish, so they split the difference.
-->'''Diabetus:''' Y'know he's probably from New Jersey.
* In the [[WeeblAndBob Weebl's Stuff]] video [[http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Scotch+Egg/ Scotch Egg]], when a map of Scotland is displayed, underneath the text saying "SCOTLAND", there is a caption in small text reading "This is where the Irish come from. Tell your friends."
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[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
* A bit of commentary in ''WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2009'' has something to this effect - Coach refers to the oh-so-very Irish Finlay as English. When called on it by way of Michael Cole listing all of the extremely Irish things about him, Coach indicates that he knows the difference between English and ''Scottish''.
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[[folder:Theme Parks]]
* The introduction of the [[Film/{{Brave}} Merida]] face character at the DisneyThemeParks sparked a minor controversy when many of the actresses couldn't get the accent right and sounded more Irish than Scottish.
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[[folder:Theater]]
* Inverted in ''Theatre/LegallyBlonde: The Musical'', in the song "Ireland". Paulette dreams of meeting an Irish man and living in Ireland, and confuses Scottish and Irish culture- which Elle (and the audience) find funny.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* VideoGame/ValkyriaChronicles features a recruitable sniper with the very Irish name Catherine O'Hara. While it's never stated that she's from the game's alternate universe versions of Ireland or Scotland, her accent veers dramatically between the two whenever she speaks.
* The [[HornyDevils succubus]] Morrigan Aensland of ''VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}}'' fame was discovered as an infant by her adoptive father Belial in Scotland and her D.O.B. ([[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld 1678 A.D.]]) coincides with the first appearance of a succubus in Scotland, but [[MeaningfulName her name]] and some of [[OrgasmicCombat her]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence character]] [[SexIsViolence quirks]] are taken from [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morr%C3%ADgan a deity in Irish mythology.]] With the exception of the 90s cartoon, the dub of the ''Night Warriors''/''Vampire Hunter'' OVA, and the recent ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'', her English voice actresses also tend to give Morrigan an {{American accent|s}}, [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent not a Scottish one]]. [[SplitAtBirth By a technicality]], this would make her [[CloningBlues "younger sister"]] Lilith also qualify for this trope.
* Parodied in ''{{Toonstruck}}'': The bartender in Cutopia is a head of green cheese, shaped like a shamrock, wearing a tam-o-shanter and a kilt, whose accent alternates between Irish and Scottish every other line. Yes, that's right; he's half Irish, half Scottish. [[RuleOfFunny It's that kind of game]].
* Sheogorath, the Daedric Prince of Madness in Franchise/TheElderScrolls series, has an Irish accent when calm, and a Scottish accent when excited.
* The Celtic civilization in ''VideoGame/AgeOfEmpiresII'' is a case of this. Units speak Irish Gaelic and the Celtic wonder is the Rock of Cashel in Ireland, but their unique unit is the Woad Raider, a unit based on the Picts of Ancient Scotland, and their civilization bonuses in siege, fast infantry and [[MightyLumberjack wood]] [[BoringButPractical gathering]] are inspired by ''Medieval'' Scotland. Finally, the playable Celtic campaign deals with William Wallace's rebellion.
* ''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 TF2's]]'' first issue of ''Ring of Fired!'' reveals the Demoman's full name is Tavish Finnegan [=DeGroot=]. While Tavish is definitely Scottish, Finnegan is decidedly Irish. Then again, his family name is ''Dutch''.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* In ''BowsersKingdom'' episode 7, Hal and a Chomp Bro. fight in an event called "Shell Wrestling". Hal states that if he can beat a gorilla wearing a tie (Donkey Kong), then he can take down a German Turtle. The Chomp Bro. then reveals he's Austrian and punchs Hal off the stage. This example could be called Germaustria in this case.
* ''NineteenEightyThreeDoomsday'' has Ireland merge with Scotland after the collapse of the United Kingdom, creating the Celtic Alliance.
* Invoked with ''DrMcNinja'' who is stated to be Irish despite the "Mc" prefix being more typically associated with Scots, though the author did point out that it's used with some Irish names too.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' has Duff Killigan who is Scottish in every way, save for his very Irish surname.
* ''PhineasAndFerb'' went ahead and made a character who was half-Scottish, half-Irish, presumably in an attempt to avert this trope, or perhaps a parody.
* One for the England vs. Wales aspect: The early-90s HannaBarbera cartoon ''Young Robin Hood'' featured an episode where Prince John had hatched yet another plan to steal the throne of England from his brother Richard. Said plot heavily involved the Duke of Wales. There has never been, in all of history, a Duke of Wales....because ''Wales is not and never has been a duchy''. In fact, during the reign of Richard the Lionheart, Wales was still ruled by its own native princes; it wouldn't be properly absorbed into the English crown's holdings until the reign of Edward I.
* Miner Smurf of ''TheSmurfs'' is spoken of as having either an Irish or a Scottish accent, which isn't helped by the fact that [[Creator/AlanYoung his voice actor]] would also do [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales Scrooge McDuck]].
* ''StarWarsTheCloneWars'' presents us with the Lurmen, a race of [=ScotIrish=] sentient lemurs whose ActualPacifist sentiments are rather a ShoutOut to the Irish peace process.
* ''The Adventures Of Portland Bill'' neatly dodged this one by [[WhereTheHellIsSpringfield never quite getting around to specifying which side of the Irish Sea it was set on.]]
* In cult British stop-motion animated series ''PortlandBill'', the action is clearly taking place ''somewhere'' on the coast of the Irish Sea. As noted in RealLife below, there's been enough intermarrying and cross-colonisation over the centuries that the differences in accent are quite subtle.
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* This definitely can count as a JustifiedTrope in some cases. There has been quite a bit of cultural exchange between Scotland and Ireland, especially recently. At the beginning of the 20th century, Irish Republicans adopted the kilt as a sign of Celtic solidarity and identity in their struggle for independence from the UK. [[NotSoDifferent And Northern Irish Unionists occasionally display the St Andrew's Cross]] to celebrate their Scottish heritage.
* [[http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/008758.html This]] Overheard in the Office quote:
--> '''Receptionist''': How was Ireland?
--> '''Office manager''': Actually, I was in Scotland.
--> '''Receptionist''': That's not the same place?
* In a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGhDp8wYH-A&feature=player_embedded#at=188 2010 interview for Irish televison]] KatyPerry seemed under the impression the Loch Ness Monster lives in Ireland. Perhaps they confused a ''[[HellishHorse each]]'' ''[[TheFairFolk uisge]]'' with a ''[[{{OurDragonsAreDifferent}} peist]]''.
* In July 2011 James O'Keefe released a heavily edited video of himself pretending to be an IRA member applying for medicaid for his Irish friends, while wearing a Scottish tartan and sporran.
* The Scots and Irish are not only both Celtic, but they are also both Gaelic, as is the Isle of Man. Thus, Highland Scottish and Irish culture and language are very similar, with the Gaels originating in Ireland. The other (extant) group of Celts are the Brythonics, who inhabit Wales, Brittany and Cornwall.
* Scotland actually derives its English name from what the Romans originally called it; Scotia Minor with Ireland then being known as Scotia Major. This Trope was relatively true right up into the middle ages, where the scholars spoke a common language and there was a rather blurred border between the two, with Robert the Bruce even trying to unite them into a common kingdom. However as the reformation and contact with the English took hold differently in both nations, the two cultures have long since diverged.
* The historical kingdom of Dál Riata was a literal Scotireland.
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