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If you can't tell the difference, you're being [[{{Pun}} obtuse]]. [[OverlyLongGag Right? Glad we got that straight.]]]]

->''"Y-O-U-R,\\
Y-O-U-Apostrophe-R-E,\\
They're as different as night and day.\\
Don't you think that night and day are different?\\
What's wrong with you?"''
-->-- '''Strong Bad''', ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail89.html Strong Bad Email #89: local news]] (in the EasterEgg)

[[SelfDemonstratingArticle Sum riders our nut-or-yes-lee ink-lined too ether knot used eh spill-checquer hat awl (pro-due-sing Miss Steaks suck ass day new Morris clams off Ms. Spellings awn dis paige), ore truss tam blind-lee.]] [[labelnote:Translated]]Some writers are notoriously inclined to either not use a spellchecker at all (producing mistakes such as the numerous claims of "misspellings" on this page), or trust them blindly.[[/labelnote]]

This leads to two distinct problems:

# On one hand, if the mistyped word happens to be a legitimate word itself, the spell checker will let it go without mention. This leads to errors like those in this trope's name: rogue[=/=]rouge, angels[=/=]angles, and Satan[=/=]satin.
# On the other hand, a mistyped word, proper noun, or even valid English word that isn't part of the dictionary (for whatever reason) can get "corrected" to something utterly preposterous, especially if the spell checker is set to "autocorrect". This variant is called the Cupertino Effect after numerous instances of "cooperation" being replaced by "Cupertino" in documents by early spellcheckers because they didn't recognize "cooperation" (even though they did recognize "co-operation") and "Cupertino" was the closest match it could find in its dictionary.[[labelnote:Trivia]]"Cupertino", an unremarkable small town in California, was in these spellcheckers' dictionaries because Apple Computer happens to be headquartered there. The link with "cooperation" was the misspelling "coopertino".[[/labelnote]]
# The ScunthorpeProblem, also known as the clbuttic mistake, is a variant where words are "misspelled" because a filter saw a string it construed as rude within a legit word and autocorrected it. These are usually easy to spot, though, because everyone knows "consbreastution"[[note]]constitution; the letters "tit" in "cons'''tit'''ution are "censored" to "breast"[[/note]] and "buttbuttination"[[note]]assassination; the letters "ass" in '''assass'''ination are "censored" to "butt"[[/note]] aren't real words.

So, this is when the spellchecker ceases to be a friend and may even become actively an enemy.

It's unfortunately becoming more common even in professionally published works, with the increasing dependence on the computer spellchecker and the decline in the number of proofreaders working for publishing houses. It can also be a big problem for people trying to translate into another language without a proofreader.

If the words are correct, but the punctuation, grammar, or other usage is just '''wrong''', that's WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma. Compare with SpellMyNameWithAnS, where confusion occurs because ''nobody'' can agree on how a name is spelled. When this is done by a character in a work of fiction (or just by someone sending fanmail), expect them to get told that YouMakeMeSic. See {{Malaproper}} for someone who does this with the spoken word. See also ''[[Literature/EatsShootsAndLeaves Eats, Shoots & Leaves]]''.

For a somewhat larger, somewhat snarky, list, see TheBigListOfBooboosAndBlunders. Also compare WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma (for sloppy use of punctuation) and HowDoIUsedTense (for ungrammatical phrasing).


Naturally, this page is a magnet for {{pun}}s, as seen in the page image's caption.

Not to be confused with actual ''[[FallenAngel Rogue Angels]]'' of ''{{Satan}}'', even if they really are [[VillainousFashionSense wearing]] [[MakeupIsEvil Rouge]], [[SpikesOfVillainy Angles]], or indeed [[SissyVillain Satin]].

[[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgment Also, please try to avoid]] sounding like a rude GrammarNazi when adding examples. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgYIimWk6YY Even literal ones]].
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[[folder:Commonly Misspelled Homophones]]

* ''TheOatmeal'' would like to draw your attention to some before or after you read [[http://theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling the rest of this list.]]
* accept/except
** I accept your apology, except the bit about me being a douchebag.
* adverse/averse
** I am averse to these adverse weather conditions.
* ado/adieu
** Her gushing waterworks when he bid her adieu were much ado about nothing.
** The phrase is "without further ado."
* affect/effect
** He affected the mannerisms of [[Franchise/MetalGear Solid Snake]], which had quite an effect on his date.
** Usually, to affect something is to cause an effect in it.
*** Even simpler: most of the time, '''a'''ffect is a verb, '''e'''ffect is a noun. (Mnemonic: R'''A'''V'''E'''N; a=verb, e=noun.) [[LiesToChildren Although this is technically incorrect]] (both words can be nouns or verbs), "affect" as a noun is not commonly used. "A classic symptom of schizophrenia is "flattened affect," i.e. blunted emotional response." So: due to the effects of mental illness, your affect could be affected. Affect (pronounced AFF-ekt), as a noun, means the same thing as affectation. It's where we get the word "affection."
* Aid/aide
** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark The senator rushed to the aid of his young aide, when he learned the lad had AIDS.]]
* Aisle/isle/I'll. The first is a long section of a store; the second is a small island; the third is a contraction of "I will".
** I'll look in aisle 6 of the store for the geography textbooks labeling all the isles of the Pacific Ocean.
* A lot/alot/allot
** You can allot this article to a lot of people who think that "alot" is a word.
*** "A lot" means "many" ("lot" is a large amount, "a" an indefinite article).
*** "Allot" is a verb and means "assign" or "distribute". It's more or less the same as "allocate".
*** Alot is a town in the Ratlam District of Madhya Pradesh, India, although that probably wasn't what you meant. Regardless, some dictionaries list alot as a valid contraction of a lot. Writing alot probably isn't a big deal, unless it is a highly formal setting or grammar Nazis are spying on you. "Alot", alternately, is "a magical creature" that was "made up to deal with" a "compulsive need to correct other people's grammar" [[http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html depicted here]].
* Allowed/aloud
** Please keep quiet in the library. You're not allowed to read the books aloud.
* Already/all ready
** "We're all ready to go!" his cheerful family told him in chorus. Less than ten minutes in, and his new [[StepfordSuburbia Stepford family]] was already getting on his nerves.
* Alright/all right
** Traditionally "all right" is the preferred format, and some dictionaries, spellcheckers and English scholars consider "alright" to be a corruption of the two-word term and do not accept it. However, in modern times the two are coming to have separate meanings and "alright" is gaining wider acceptance as its own term. Under that, "all right" is used to denote that some form of group is correct in some fashion ("The sums are all right"), while "alright" is used to denote something is satisfactory ("The singer tonight was alright") or that you young hipster whippersnappers are having a good time ("Alright, duuuuude!").
* Altar: A table used as a platform for religious worship. Alter: to change something.
** The Lady's Guild at the church altered the altar cloth.
** And don't confuse either with Altair, which is the brightest star in the constellation Cygnus. Or the [[Franchise/AssassinsCreed Assassin.]] Or the first microcomputer.
* annal/anal
** "Annals" are year-by-year chronologies. "Anal" is what you are when you're way too picky about your year-to-year chronologies.
** [[FridgeBrilliance Incidentally]], someone who compiles annals is an ''annalist'', but if you behave in an anal manner you might want to see an ''analyst''.
* artic/Arctic
** "Artic" is (at least in UsefulNotes/BritishEnglish) a contraction of "articulated", the kind of truck which consists of a tractor unit (the cab and engine) and a separate trailer (the cargo space). "Arctic" means "anything north of the Arctic Circle".
* Altogether/All together
** Altogether means to do something in an encompassing fashion, all together means to do it collectively when referring to a group. "Now, all together, we'll begin on the count of three" vs "we're altogether too tired to do it again".
* area/arena
** A fighting arena should be around this area.
* ascent/assent
** Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin, having clambered back aboard the Lunar Module a while ago, radioed Houston, who gave their assent to begin the ascent.
* Atheist: a person who doesn't believe in gods / athiest: the most athy person. Now if only "athy" ''meant'' something...
** Athy is the name of a town in Ireland, as in, [[DropkickMurphys "While going the road to sweet Athy, hurroo, hurroo..."]]
** Also, ''atheist'' is a noun not a name, so ''Atheist'' is only used at the beginning of a sentence.
*** The atheist pondered the aesthetics of the eyries.
* away/aweigh
** The Navy song is "Anchors Aweigh", meaning to weigh anchor.
* banzai/bonsai
** "Banzai!" screamed the samurai as he set about the tiny bonsai tree with his [[KatanasAreJustBetter katana]].
*** The word "banzai" literally translates as "ten thousand years," in the context of hoping the Emperor is blessed with surviving to a hyperbolically-old age. Therefore a (less-literal) translation would be "long life" or "long live the Emperor!", not "[[HeroicSacrifice kill yourself]] now!"
* bare/bear
** "Bear with me," said the shop assistant. "Bare with me," said the prostitute. "Bear's with me," said the zookeeper.
* barely/barley
** The drought forecast meant there would barely be enough of the barley crop to grow & harvest.
* Barry/berry/bury
** Barry Manilow took one sip of his berry-flavored cocktail, and immediately wanted to bury it. Yuck.
* base/bass
** The string bass player wasn't very good; in fact, his jazz technique was entirely off-base.
** Bass (the fish) is pronounced differently from bass (the musical instrument/voice).
* bated/baited (as in, you wait with bated breath -- it means you're holding your breath, not stuffing maggots into your windpipe)
** "bated" is basically obsolete outside of the phrase "bated breath"[[note]] (Unless you're into falconry or fencing (swordplay, not the stuff you put around your yard), but that's a different word again.)[[/note]]. You may occasionally encounter the related word "abate" though.
* Beatle/beetle
** "Beetle" is the correct spelling for the insect, or the long-running model of Volkswagen.
** Music/TheBeatles spell their name the way they do because the first syllable is "beat." 'Cause they're rock musicians. [[DontExplainTheJoke Get it?]]
* bias/biased
** Bias is an intangible concept. A person cannot be "bias" any more than they can be "anger" or "happiness". They may, however, be ''biased'', and possess bias.
* blond/blonde
** If it's describing hair directly, it's blonde (X has blonde hair). If you're describing people, they're different. Marilyn Monroe was a blonde, NPH is a blond.
** The reason? French. In French, an adjective is declined to match the gender of the noun it modifies. "Blond" is the masculine form, and "blonde" is the feminine form. Oddly, the French word for hair (cheveu) is masculine, yet in English we use "blonde" to describe hair color directly.
** Brunet/brunette are the same way, but far less commonly differentiated in English anymore.
* board/broad/bored (as in [[http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071130173310AAfsmce "Should I get my son a surf broad for christmas?"]])[[note]]The correct answer is "yes, but only if both of them are in to it."[[/note]]
** I was really bored (uninterested) with what was written on the teacher's broad (wide) whiteboard, so I bored (dug) a hole in the floor board (wooden plank) to escape.
* born/borne
** Creator/RobertLudlum was born in 1927, and had borne the weight of much criticism when he wrote ''[[Literature/TheBourneSeries The Bourne Identity]]''.
** Bourne, on the other hand, is an old way of saying small river. After Moses was born he was borne on the bourne.
* bowl/bowel (as in "[[{{Squick}} Super Bowel]]")
** If your bowels are not moving regularly, have a bowl of high-fiber cereal.
* Brazier/brassiere
** The former holds fire. The latter holds boobies.
* Breach/breech
** Breach: To break into something. Breech: Pants (the same word as breeches, basically). "The soldier burst into the room to tell his captain that the enemy had breached the outer wall, only to find him woefully lacking in the breech department. And then he breached his breeches."
** Modern rifles are ''breech loading'', in that you load the ammunition where the rifle would wear pants, if it were a person. Old-fashioned rifles are muzzle-loading, the muzzle being the end you point towards the target.
* break/brake
** If a car fails to brake in time, it will break against the wall.
* breath/breathe
** [[ParanoiaFuel I can hear your breath]]. [[StalkerWithACrush I like to sit and watch you breathe]].
* broach/brooch
** "What happened to that old diamond brooch of yours," asked Rose's grandchildren, broaching the subject of the ''Film/{{Titanic}}'' once again.
* brow/brown
** Silently, she raised a brown brow, but said nothing.
* bought/brought
** I bought a new hat and brought it with me.
* bullion/bouillon
** "Bullion" means precious metal in ingot form, as in gold bullion or silver bullion.
** "Bouillon" is French for broth, as in chicken bouillon or beef bouillon.
** And neither of them requires a cube shape; concentrated bouillon can be compressed into cubes or stored in soft form in jars, while gold or silver bullion can be in rectangular ingots or coin-shaped "rounds." So no, neither "bullion cubes" nor "bouillon cubes" is reduntant.
* {{canon}}/cannon
** [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill To protect his book's canon, the author fired a cannon at the fanfiction convention]].
** And when it's speaking about the "official beliefs" of the Catholic church, it's Canon (capitalized).
* cant (slope (of a road or racetrack); lingo of a particular group; insincere talk) versus can't (cannot)
** You ''can't'' speak thieves' ''cant'' unless you're a rogue.
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* capi''tal''/capi''tol''
** UsefulNotes/WashingtonDC is the ''capital'' of the United States, and home to its ''capitol'' building.
** "Capitol" refers ''only'' to a building (if you're in the US it's almost always referring to the building in DC that Congress meets in, but the original "capitol" was in Rome, on the Capitoline Hill, and a few other countries have their own capitol buildings as well). All other meanings of this homophone use ''capital'' -- capital city, capital letter, capital punishment, capitalism, you name it.
** In most states, the building housing the legislature (and often other branches of government, as well) is also called the capitol building.
** You go to the capital to look at tall buildings. You go to the capitol to pay your tolls (dues, taxes, what have you).
* carrot/carat/karat/caret
** ''carrot'' is the orange vegetable that BugsBunny eats.
** ''carat'' is a unit of weight equal to 1/5 of a gram, used for measuring diamonds and other precious stones.
** ''karat'' is a unit of purity equal to 1/24 pure. 14 karat gold is 14/24 gold by weight, and 10/24 something else (typically silver and/or copper in coins, zinc in jewelry).
** ''caret'' is one of these: ^ -- a diacritical mark used to indicate insertion. It's also used in mathematics for [[HilariousInHindsight indicating power levels]] (i.e., you can write ''x cubed'' as "x to the power of 3", "x[[superscript:3]]" or "x^3").
** Using a carrot to approximate the width of his true love's finger, he slipped onto it a 14-karat gold ring bearing a 2-carat diamond. Too small. He scribbled a caret onto the order form and wrote above it "add 1/2 ring size".
* Cavalry/Calvary
** ''Cavalry'' are troops on horseback. ''Calvary'' is a hill outside Jerusalem (also known as "Golgotha").
*** There is no word whether the cavalry was involved in any business on Calvary.
* champing/chomping at the bit
** "Champing" is the correct word. Generally, something that is champed is just chewed on, something that is chomped is eaten.
** The crowd was champing at the bit to start chomping down their breakfast, but the waitress just stood there champing on her gum.
* chic/chick
** A chick can be chic, as long as we're talking about a woman and not a baby chicken.
** This one generally only goes one way, as "chick" is almost never used in place of "chic".
*** Probably because "chic" and "chick" are not actually homophones. "Chic" is pronounced as "sheek" by pretty much everyone who uses the word.
* cite/site/sight "I would like to cite a site that I just had a sight of."
** www.opthalmology.com - [[{{Pun}}a site for sore eyes]].
* cleaver/clever
** Cleaver: butcher's knife. Clever: smart.
*** The creator of ''[[Series/TheSopranos Cleaver]]'' was very clever, but too ill-educated and impulsive to make something out of it.
* cloth/clothe/cloths/clothes/clothing
** Cloth is a fabric made from fibers, twisted, knitted, knotted, matted, or otherwise entwined together. Cloth is what you make cloth'''ing''' out of to cloth'''e''' yourself with. [[ModestyBedsheet Putting on cloth]]'''[[ModestyBedsheet s]]''' [[ModestyBedsheet would not necessarily or likely leave one clothed]]; [[PleasePutSomeClothesOn for that, one would need to wear cloth]]'''[[PleasePutSomeClothesOn es]]'''.
** And "close" is what you do to an open door, not what you wear.
* coarse/course
** [[Fanfic/MarissaPicard Marissa Amber Flores Picard Gordon]] frequently asked her helmsman to "set coarse" -- because she liked it rrrrrrough!
*** Of course she did.
* college/collage
** He went to a college in the Ivy Leagues to earn a degree in Medicine, and it turned out to be much harder than those days he sat around with the other kids in elementary school making a collage out of different pieces of colored paper, magazine pictures, and copious amounts of glue and glitter. Who could have ever known?
* Colombia/Columbia
** Colombia, with an "o", is the nation in South America. Columbia, with an "u", is a poetic name for the Americas and the feminine personification of the United States of America, which fell out of use in the 20th century, but remains in many place names in the USA (most notably, the District of Columbia).
** The space shuttle that burned up on reentry in 2001 was ''Columbia'', with a u.
** CBS, the Columbia Broadcasting Service, recently aired a news piece about drug cartels in Colombia.
* compliment/complement
** I should compliment the interior designer on how well the turquoise drapes complement the chartreuse rug.
* conscious/conscience
** I made a conscious decision to be guided by my conscience in the matter.
* council/counsel/consul
** The next item on the city council's agenda was an update on the discrimination lawsuit from its legal counsel. Since the consul is a party to the suit, his diplomatic immunity should make things interesting.
* creak/creek/Creek
** The hardy band of Creek Indians waded across the creek; but when they walked out on the other side, their mocassins were waterlogged and creaked when they stepped.
* crevice/crevasse
** The spelunker boldly climbed down into the crevasse, using a crevice here and there for a handhold.
* currant/current
** She dropped a piece of her currant bun into the river, where it was swept away by the current.
* dawn/don
** In the early dawn before the sun rose, I could hear the Christmas carolers singing "Don we now our [[HaveAGayOldTime gay]] apparel".
* dear/deer
** "Oh dear!" yelped the motorist, when he discovered he'd run over a deer.
* dissent/descent/decent/descant
** While CharlesDarwin's ''The Descent of Man'' is a decent treatment of hominid evolution, many creationists still dissent to its claims.
** A "descant," sometimes called an obligato, is a chorus part higher in pitch than the melody, often with different rhythm and words. It's usually sung by sopranos, and is pronounced "DESS-can't".
* Definitely/defiantly/diffidently
** By definition, someone acting defiantly is definitely not behaving diffidently.
* desert/dessert
** The Sahara is a desert (DE-zert), you desert your post (de-ZURT), you get your just deserts ([=de-ZURTs=]), but a dessert (de-ZURT again) is a yummy pudding. You can also use "just desserts" if you're making a pun, but the original phrase uses single-s "deserts", in the now-obscure (other than in that phrase) meaning of "something you deserve".
** And of course, there's a ''PerryBibleFellowship'' comic that [[http://www.pbfcomics.com/145/ plays with this]].
** Interesting observation: Mount Desert Island in Maine was discovered by French explorers, so the "desert" is pronounced as per the French pronunciation of the word, which sounds like "dessert," that is, of course, unless you speak the local dialect, where it is pronounced how it sounds. And you thought Newfies had it bad…
** And don't get either of these confused with "Deseret", which was the proposed name for Utah before it was admitted to the U.S..
* diffuse/defuse
** You defuse a bomb by taking the fuse out. And metaphorically, you defuse a tense situation by calming everyone down. To diffuse (diff-YOOZ) means to distribute evenly: You will be diffused over a wide area if you fail to defuse the bomb correctly. Finally, something is diffuse (diff-YOOS) if it's sparse or rarefied: Before the modern founding of the State of Israel, the Jewish population in post-WW2 Europe was very diffuse.
* discreet/discrete
** The enemy soldier was sliced into three discrete pieces - but let us draw a discreet veil over proceedings.
* disperse/disburse
** European finance ministers refused to disburse the bailout funds that might save Greece. Riots erupted, and despite the best efforts of riot police, the crowds refused to disperse.
* dominate/dominant
** Lance Armstrong is a ''dominant'' cyclist who used to ''dominate'' the Tour de France. Using "dominate" as a noun or adjective is also a common error in BDSM fiction.
* draw/drawer/drawers
** A drawer is what you store things in. Your drawers are your underwear. Do we need to draw you a picture?
*** If you have a large collection of drawers, you might need a few drawers to store them in. Invest in a chest.
* dual/duel
** Dual means two; a duel is a fight. That skill that allows your ''rogue'' to hold a weapon in each hand? That's ''dual'' wield, as in holding two weapons.
* duck tape/duct tape
** Discussed below. The etymology of the term is complicated, but the short version is that both are acceptable.
* elicit/illicit
** Illicit activities often elicit pleasurable reactions.
* elusive/illusive
** "That d*mned elusive Pimpernell" evades capture, the illusive one is a figment of your imagination. (And the allusive one just ''hints'' at his presence...) Applies to all parts of speech (elude, illusion, allude.).
* entomology/etymology/etiology
** E'''ntom'''ology is the study of insects. E'''tym'''ology is the study of the origin of words, or a noun describing a word's history. E'''ti'''ology is the study of the origins of ''anything'', not just words.
*** "ent" is similar to "ant", so entomology is the study on insects.
* eminent/imminent
** The former means "important", the latter means "upcoming".
** "The eminent ambassador's imminent arrival."
** When a state or nation reclaims property owned by one of its subjects, it's exercising its power of ''eminent'' (i.e. important) domain.
** Subsequent to that, eminently/imminently -- the former meaning "most", the latter meaning "soon"
*** "The eminently important ambassador will be arriving imminently."
* everyday/every day
** Everyday is an adjective, meaning "ordinary". Every day is an adverb, indicating how often something is done.
** Every day is not everyday.
* except/expect
** "I expect you to have no problem with this game except the fourth level."
*** "I accept your challenge!"
* faction/fraction
** The various factions made up only a small fraction of the total population.
* fair/faire/fare
** The weather was fair at the Renaissance Faire, so a lot of visitors wanted to ride the boat around the pond there -- leading the boatman to charge a high fare.
* farther/further
** ''Farther'' indicates something has more distance. (You need to drive farther into the desert!) ''Further'' is used to get the same idea across when physical distance is not appropriate. Furthermore, ''further'' is the one of the two that can be used as a verb (e.g. "Fox Mulligan fought to ''further'' the cause of FurryFandom's acceptance").
*** Not to be confused with father...
* faze/phase
** Yes, "faze" is a word. No, it's not just "phase" spelled wrong. Yes, they mean two completely different things. Even ''Mark Twain'' gets this wrong. To clarify: TheHero was unfazed by the villain's power to alter the phase of matter.
*** Considering that you're altering the phase of matter every time you ''melt an ice cube'', that's not very surprising.
** Billy's father was unfazed by Billy's behavior at school. "It's just a phase."
* ferment/foment
** The new government regulations on beer prevent the brew from fermenting properly. It has enraged so many beer drinkers that anarchists are now using it as an excuse to foment a revolution.
* ferry/fairy
** I asked my fairy godmother for a world cruise on a luxury ocean liner, but all she gave me was a ride on the Hudson River ferry.
* fiction/friction
** [[SpaceFriction Friction in space]] occurs only in fiction.
** Friction also refers to tension between two individuals or groups: "There was a great deal of [[BrokenBase friction]] between fans regarding the [[FilmOfTheBook film adaption]] of a recent work of fiction."
* flair/flare
** The firebreather's use of her flare added flair to her performance.
* fiancé/fiancée
** Yes, these are two different words in English (in French they're the same word, only gender declinated). The one with the extra 'e' applies to a woman who is engaged to be married.
* flaunt/flout
** The rebel flouted the school's dress code by flaunting his new spiky collar.
*** Ahh... it's an [[ElectricInstantGratification ineffable joy]] to encounter these words used properly in a sentence.
* ''For all intensive purposes'' is an [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn eggcorn]] of ''For all '''intents and''' purposes'', which means 'for all '''motives/reasons''', and purposes possible'. 'Intents and purposes' is the original, correct phrase. Using 'intensive purposes' will make readers think you fucked up.
** A man of intense purpose, with his purposive intents, was, for all intents and purposes, being purposefully intense.
* flour/flower
** The edible part of the artichoke is actually the flower of the plant. Before you deep-fry it, be sure to coat it in flour.
* for ever/forever
** Compare "they are ''forever'' arguing with one another" with "if you're waiting for the abolition of income tax, you're probably going to wait ''for ever''". The former use is hyperbolic, the second means a literal eternity. Granted, this distinction is only recognised in Commonwealth English: in American English 'forever' is the only proper spelling.
* forward/foreward/foreword
** Forward is a direction.
** A foreword is a preface. (It's the [=WORDs=] that come beFORE the actual text. Get it?)
** Foreward isn't even a [[strike: ward]] word.
* formally/formerly
** Formally means in a manner consistent with some particular set of rules, like the rules of etiquette; formerly means that the description no longer applies but it used to. In [[BritishAccents The Queen's English]], the two are pronounced the same.
* forth/fourth
** "Go forth!" he cried for the fourth time that day.
* foul/fowl
** When someone writes that they smell a fowl odor, one can only imagine there is a chicken or some other bird nearby. Of course, if the fowl offends your senses, you could also say it's foul.
* freeze/frieze
** To carve an award-winning frieze around the post, the artist had to freeze it in place while he whittled.
* grate/great
** My cheese grater is just great. It lets me grate a greater amount of cheese in less time than the competition.
* grisly/grizzly
** "Grisly" is an adjective describing something that induces repugnance or disgust in the viewer; something gruesome. "Grizzly" is [[BearsAreBadNews a kind of big bear]].
* hanger/hangar
** The pilot parked his airplane in the hangar before hanging his flight jacket on a hanger.
** A hanger is also a bladed weapon, similar to a cutlass, but a bit longer.
* have/of
** This is probably born of a [[FunetikAksent mistaken phonetic spelling]] of "Would've," which is a contraction of "Would have," with the apostrophe replacing the space and the H-A.
* hawk/hock
** A ''hawk'' is a kind of bird of prey or, metaphorically, someone who is politically in favor of war. You ''hawk up'' phlegm from the back of your throat, because "hawk" is the sound you make when you do it.
** The ''hock'' is that backwards-knee-looking joint on a horse's rear legs. (The British sometimes spell it "hough," but still pronounce it "hock.") To ''hock'' something is to put it up for sale in a pawn shop.
* heal/heel/he'll
** He's injured his heel playing soccer; he'll want it to heal soon.
** And if you don't care about the difference, you may be a heel yourself.
* heart/hart
** The former pumps your blood. The latter is an old word for a stag (the kind with antlers, not the kind of party where you have strippers).
* Heart/ Hearth
** The latter is an outdated/ poetic word for a lit fire place. Unusually confused in the idiom "Home is wear the hearth is." Many people use the word heart in that phrase, but finding a warm hearth in your home would be a pleasant surprise wear finding a warm heart in your home would be rather nasty surprise.
* here/hear (the incorrect "Here! Here!" is, if anything, ''more'' common than the correct "Hear! Hear!")
** If you stand over here, you can hear the English majors crying after viewing this page.
*** I hear their tears of joy. They make me happy, right here.
* horde/hoard/whored
** A horde of dwarves descended on the Lonely Mountain when they heard about the [[DragonHoard dragon's hoard]] of treasure; the few dwarves who were absent because they had whored themselves out as mercenaries missed the opportunity.
** The ''hordes'' (roughly "swarms") of [[{{Dune}} Bene Gesserit witches]] ''hoard'' (to hoard = to put into a hoard; to stockpile) melange into their ''hoards'' (stockpiles). They will whore themselves out to do it; in fact, they have already ''whored'' (prostituted) themselves out and still are.
** Nobody ever had a "treasure horde", [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terracotta_Army except Qin Shi Huang]].
* heroin/heroine
** The heroine of the story struggled to overcome her addiction to heroin.
* hour/our/are
** The hour is late, and our host is growing tired. Are we to keep waiting?
*** Arrr, send 'im ta bed, then! He kin have arr room!
* its/it's
** (Note: its' is '''not a word''', except perhaps in some contrived context involving multiple games of tag.)
** TVTropes widened its focus; now it's covering tropes from all kinds of media.
** Important distinction: an apostrophe is actually an illustration of a speaker "slurring over" parts of a word or phrase: "It's" is a shortening of "It is", with the apostrophe replacing the space and the "i".
** It's can also be short for "it has", as in "It's been a long time."
** One reason for this confusion is the use of the apostrophe-s ('s) to indicate possession (genitive) for nouns in English. But pronouns indicate possession by inflexion, or by adding an s without the apostrophe, e.g. "yours", "hers", etc., including "its".[[note]]"One's" is the exception to this rule[[/note]] People tend not to notice that "it" is a pronoun. The easiest mnemonic is "'His' does not have an apostrophe."
** Bob the Angry Flower [[http://www.angryflower.com/aposter.html says it best]].
* leach/leech
** "Leach" is what you do in chemistry, when you want to extract a compound out of a bigger mixture. "Your food processing plant has leached all the nutrients out of this apple! For shame!"
** "Leech" is the archaic word for a surgeon, and (by association) the little bloodsucking parasite used by said archaic surgeons.
* lead/led
** "Lead", when pronounced ''"leed"'', is either a present-tense verb meaning to take charge ("The conductor will lead the chorus in Handel's ''Messiah'' now"), a noun meaning the front of a race ("And Mario Andretti takes the lead!"), or a noun meaning a wire ("Connect the black lead to the volt meter").
** "Lead", when pronounced ''"lehd"'', is a heavy metal ("The outlaw threatened to fill the cowboy full of lead with his six-guns"), or the business end of a pencil ("I broke the lead, now I have to sharpen it again"), or a verb meaning to add the heavy metal to something ("This car only runs on leaded gasoline").
** "Led" is always pronounced ''"lehd"'', and only means the past tense of "to lead" ("The general led his troops into a battle; it was a rout").
*** It's also the first word of Music/LedZeppelin's name, which may have been chosen instead of "Lead" so that no one would mispronounce it like ''"leed"''.
** "LED" in all caps is an abbreviation for Light Emitting Diode.
* Lesson/lessen
** The driving instructor hoped today's lesson would lessen the odds of his students getting in an accident.
* Lighting/lightning/lightening
** After lightning struck the power station, our house didn't have any working lighting at all.
*** A lightning strike lightening the mood at all.
* literally/literately
** For some reason I'm seeing this in a lot of FanFic (often fic that is otherwise quite compelling and well-written, but [[{{Angrish}} GAAAAAHHHH]]). Dammit people, "literately" has nothing to do with the exact meaning of a figure of speech, it means ''the character can read''. The contexts aren't even similar.
* lo/low (As in "Lo and Behold", virtually the only remaining use of the otherwise obsolete word "lo".)
** Blame that on its '''low''' circulation outside dramatic circles.
** And lo, there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth... on this very page!
* loch/lock
** I have to lock the door when I leave my house overlooking Loch Ness.
* lose/loose
** I start to lose perspective when I realize that people's grasp of spelling can be this loose.
** If you don't tighten that loose bolt, we could lose the entire wing!
** If your pants were any looser, you would look like a real loser.
** ''Lose'' has ''lost'' an o. ''Loose'' has an extra o, and extra space between the l and the s, [[ReallyGetsAround the hussy]].
** The ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' motto is "Losing is fun." [[http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Loosing Some people have trouble with this]]. Though loosing that dragon you caught in a cage trap ''is'' quite likely to result in losing.
* manner/manor
** In a manner befitting a gentleman, mind your manners when you visit stately [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Wayne Manor]].
** The phrase "to the manner born" originates in [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare's]] ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''. The form "to the manor born" began as a pun, but at this point it's probably [[WeirdAlEffect more common than the original]].
* merry/marry/Mary
** "Merry Christmas!" said Mary, gazing sweetly into the eyes of the man she intended to marry.
** [[http://www.wtv-zone.com/phyrst/audio/nfld/04/marymack.htm We'll all be feeling merry when I marry Mary Mack]]. (Who is no relation to the ''Merrimack'', ironclad ship of the [[TheAmericanCivilWar Confederacy]].)
** There is a relevant {{Spamusement}} [[http://spamusement.com/index.php/comics/view/157 strip]].
* metal/medal/mettle/meddle
** By proving his mettle in the footrace, the sprinter won a medal made of gold, a precious metal. Sadly, the committee took it away from him the next day, when they discovered he'd meddled with his drug test results.
** Some medals are made of precious metals and get stolen from those of mettle, by meddling thieves.
** I would have gotten away with meddling with the metal used to make the medals if it hadn't been for those [[ScoobyDoo meddling kids!]]
* misled/mislead
** I was misled by false information; how misleading!
* missal/missile
** The bishop opened his missal to page 206. He hoped today's mass would hit his congregation like a guided missile.
* missed/mist
** The water balloon missed its target by inches, bursting on the wall beyond and sending up a fine mist of water droplets.
** And neither should be confused with the classic adventure game {{Myst}}.
* naval/navel
** The naval commander told his sailors to quit [[ContemplateOurNavels staring at their navels]] and get back to work.
* no/know
** No, I don't think you know enough about writing to become a professional.
* ones/one's
** "Ones" is the plural of one, as in "He wanted 25 dollars, so I gave it to him in ones."
** "One's" (meaning "beloning to one") is the ''only'' posessive pronoun in English that takes an apostrophe. "His" doesn't, "hers" doesn't, "its" doesn't, "theirs" doesn't, but for some unfathomable reason, "one's" does.
* ordnance/ordinance
** A city ordinance forbids the possession of explosive ordnance without a permit.
* pair/pear/pare
** The pair of produce vendors tried to pare down their options, but to no avail: They still had a pear and an orange they had to sell.
** The small cutting implement is called a ''paring'' knife, because it's used to cut the skin off of a piece of fruit.
* palate/palette/pallet
** palate: The roof of the mouth (used as a metonym for the sense of taste).
** palette: The board a painter uses to mix paints (metaphorically, a selection of colors).
** pallet: A platform for storing and transporting goods to [[{{Pokemon}} Ash Ketchum's]] hometown.
* parlay/parley
** To ''parlay'' is to place something at risk in the hope of gaining something greater. "She tried to parlay her $1000 winnings at Roulette by betting it all on 33-black."
** To ''parley'' is to discuss terms with the enemy, usually when negotiating a conditional surrender.
* pastime/past time (it's ''past time'' for people to learn the difference)
* peak/peek/pique/peke
** On the mountain's peak, he took a peek into his friend's diary in an act of pique.
** The phrase is "piqued his interest", not "peaked".
** "Peke" is colloquial shorthand for Pekingese (either a native of Beijing or the dog breed). Since it's short and convenient, knowing our luck it's probably also racist.
* peal/peel
** Peals of thunder wracked the air. Mother Nature was displeased that a careless camper had thrown a banana peel on the ground.
* pearl/Perl/purl
** "Pearl" is a shiny round bauble made by an oyster. "Perl" is a programming language. "Purl" is what you do when you're knitting.
* petal/pedal/peddle
** A bicycle has pedals, not peddles. What Lance Armstrong et al. do is pedal their bicycles, not peddle them. Peddle is a verb, meaning to ''sell'', and a peddler is an itinerant salesman.
** Bicycles have pedals; flowers have petals.
* personal/personnel
** It is my personal opinion that military personnel should not be forgotten.
* plain/plane
** The plane flew over the plain.
** After shaving an eighth of an inch off the end of the wooden door with his plane, the hungry carpenter ordered a plain hamburger.
* pole/poll
** The pole dancer, who was a Pole by virtue of her birth in Warsaw, took an informal poll from her spectators as to how many liked her new thong.
* populace/populous
** If the city's populace is missing, you can't say it's very populous.
** And rallying the remaining inhabitants to find the missing people might be the ''populist'' thing to do.
* pore/pour/poor/paw (Particularly the phrase "pore over"; one ''never'' pours over a document unless they do a poor job holding onto their coffee mug)
** Since his pores are clogged with dirt and sweat, he pours water on himself to clean up.
** ''Radio/TheGoonShow'' (an old BBC radio show) actually poked fun at this:
-->'''Narrator:''' And all through the night, they poured over the plans. Sometimes they poured on the table, sometimes they poured on the floor, but mostly they poured over the plans.
* porn/pawn
** After you traded in your grandmother's jewelery at a pawn shop, you can spend the cash you got in return on adult movies at a porn shop.
** Note: pron, pr0n, prawn, etc. are often used on the internet as censor bypasses.
* portrait/portrayed
** The portrait portrayed dogs playing a card game.
* premier/premiere
** The premiere of the new show featured the premier stating the premier reasons why the reform was necessary.
* principal/principle
** The school's principal held sacred the principles set forth by the school's founders; the principal one was "knowledge is power".
* precedent/precedence/president
** Precedent is a statement or action that sets a rule or pattern for later. Precedence means that something takes priority over something else. The young man set a precedent with his wife by staying late at work even though they had a date. His boss had given him a new assignment which took precedence over everything else in his life. (Hint: Precedent affects everything that comes afterwards, something with precedence is more important than everything that came before.) A president is a chief executive; although some folk etymologies connect it with precedent, it actually has to do with "to preside".
* presence/presents/prescience
** The Great Zambini's powers of prescience warned him of the impending presence of his friends, who would shower him with birthday presents. Or maybe that was just his calendar.
* prey/pray
** You might pray in a cathedral, but you don't generally prey on people there.
** Although it does indeed prey upon other insects, it's called the ''praying mantis'', due to the superficial resemblance of its forelegs to human hands folded in prayer.
* prescribe/proscribe
** Some doctors are willing to prescribe medical marijuana for patients; the US federal government proscribes any such use.
* psychic/physic (When Creator/WilliamShakespeare wrote "Take physic", he meant a purgative.)
** A psychic will pick you up with mind powers, a physic will pick you up with energizing medicine.
** To make matters worse, within the psychiatric community, "psychic" simply means of or pertaining to the psyche, e.g. "His psychic disposition is that of a manic-depressive with mild schizoid behavior."
* pubic/public
** Never show your pubic area when out in public. Unless you're into exhibitionism.
*** Or have made at least one middling-quality movie or music video, ever.
* quite/quiet
** It was quite obvious that this error is more a typing mistake than a genuine error. Be quiet, the rest of you.
* rack/wrack
** It was a mistake to compliment her on her [[MostCommonSuperpower rack]]. I spent the rest of the day wracked with pain.
* raped/rapped/wrapped/rapt
** Three past-tense verbs and one adjective: "He rapped on the table for attention; the guests sat in rapt silence as his daughter tore into the gaily-wrapped presents". (Let's not try to jam the first word in there...)
*** [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=1231 Here]] is a not so shining example of what will happen if you do.
* regimen/regiment
** The Colonel put his entire regiment onto a strict regimen of daily push-ups.
* rein/reign/rain
** After he lost his grasp on the reins, his reign as Coolest Dude on the Ranch came to an end when he fell off his horse in the rain.
** "Free rein" and "rein in" are both metaphors referring to horsemanship. Substituting the word "reign" into those phrases turns them into gibberish.
* rend/render
** The first: a verb meaning to tear apart (or away) violently. The second: either a noun meaning "one who rends" (but it's unlikely that's what you meant), or a verb meaning a heck of a lot of things[[note]] submit, present, give, make available, provide, surrender, yield, represent (in visual form), interpret, translate, deliver formally, cause to become, reduce by heating, coat, ...[[/note]], ''none'' of them related to tearing apart.
* revel/reveal
** It was revealed that yesterday, the entire senior class participated in a revel after the end of final exams. No one knows where they got the masks.
* rhyme/rime
** The [[NorseMythology Icelandic Sagas]] were all prose, meaning they didn't rhyme. They tell stories of the ancient rime giants (which many translations call frost giants).
* ridged/rigid
** Corrugated iron is both ridged, having ridges all the way along it, and rigid, because it doesn't flop and bend.
* right/rite/wright
** "Right" means the opposite of left, or a basic guarantee, or correct.
** "Rite" is short for ritual, e.g. a ''rite'' of passage.
** "Wright" means builder, as in a playwright or a shipwright.
* role/roll
** It's supposed to be a RolePlayingGame, but many {{Munchkin}}s, who don't give a damn about character and drama, treat it like a RollPlaying Game (where all they do is roll dice).
* route/rout
** The battle was a rout; the winning army chased the losing army half the length of Route 66.
*** American English pronounces "route" as either "root" or "raut." British English pronounces "route" ''only'' as "root."
* route/root
** The tooth was in a tricky position; to perform the root canal, the dentist had to find another route for his drill to follow.
* scared/sacred
** You'd be scared, too, if just touching, let alone breaking a sacred item meant Hell would open up under your feet.
* script/scrip
** The playwright's script, written by hand in a cursive script, depicted life in an era when government-issued scrip had ruined the economy.
* secede/succeed
** The [[DeepSouth Southern states]] ''seceded'' from the USA in 1861. If they had won the US Civil War, their bid at independence would have ''succeeded''.
*** "Succeed" can also mean "to follow another person in an official position," as in, "Queen Elizabeth II succeeded King George VI to the British throne." This can make matters more confusing, in that there have been both wars of ''succession'' and wars of ''secession'' in human history.
* sew/so/sow
** You reap what you sow, so if you sew, you will reap sewn clothing.
** And if you breed pigs, you might sow a sow.
* shear/sheer
** It was a sheer accident that caused the aeroplane's wing to shear off.
** If you shear a mountain clean in half, the exposed face will be a sheer cliff.
** Shear the sheep, then weave the wool into sheer stockings (good luck with that).
* shed/she'd
** She'd have to tidy up the shed at some point.
* Should of/should have
** You should of course not try to trick me. I should have known!
* shoo-in/shoe-in
** "Shoo in" was originally a racetrack term, and was is applied to a horse expected to easily win a race, and, by extension, to any contestant expected to win an easy victory. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the first use of the term in print dates back to 1928. "A 'shoo in' was originally a horse that was expected to win a race, not by virtue of its speed or endurance, but because the race was fixed. The sardonic 'subtext' of the original usage, now lost, was that the designated horse would win even if it were so lackadaisical in its performance that it simply wandered somehow up to the finish line and had to be 'shooed in' to victory." "Shoe-in" is a misspelling of "shoo-in", but most people think it's correct because they think of it as "having one shoe in the door".
* shutter/shudder
** He had to suppress a shudder of disgust as he pressed the camera's shutter, recording the details of the murder.
*** "Unfort-t-t-tunat-t-t-tely," his friend stuttered, "you didn't get an image since you failed to realize you had to press the shutter ''release'' to take the pict-t-ture."
* sic/sick
** [''sic''] is what you write when quoting a misspelled word, e.g. "Helmsman, set coarse [''sic'']". It's Latin for "thus."
** ''Sick'' means ill, and is also a command you give an attack dog: "Sick 'em!"[[note]]Most likely a corruption of "seek 'em".[[/note]]
* silicon/silicone
** The silicon chips inside his computer churned the physics problem over, and came up with the grim answer: his love interest's breasts were probably made out of silicone.
*** & for further clarification, silicon is Element 14. Silicone is the polymer or compound w/ silicon in it that makes numerous things from computer chips to fake hooters.
* slight/sleight
** A magician who can do sleight of hand will have slight edge over one who can't.
* spared/sparred
** One means to refrain from inflicting something, the other to have a training fight: "she spared him the embarrassment of critiquing his performance as they sparred".
* stare/stair
** She appeared in all her radiant beauty at the top of the stair; he couldn't help but stare at her.
* stationary/stationery
** He dropped his pencil on the floor. The piece of stationery rolled for a short while, then became stationary.
* steak/stake
** According to [[FanFic/MyImmortal Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way]], the only way to kill a vampire is with a cross or a "steak". Perhaps vampires are vegetarians.
* strait/straight
** He was the most strait-laced man I'd ever known, but he could never get his tie on straight, leaving him in dire straits.
** Strait-laced comes from the word's archaic definition, meaning "strict, as in requirements or principles".
** A "strait" is also a geographical feature; specifically, a narrow channel or river that connects two larger bodies of water, like the Straits of Magellan.
** A common place to see the confusion is the word "straitjacket". Here, the "ait" spelling is correct.
** Also, the phrase is "strait and narrow." It's a tautology for added emphasis, much like "plain and simple."
* superstitious/surreptitious
** Everyone knew about that superstitious couple at the end of the street, but nobody knew about their surreptitious habit of catching rabbits to actually cut their feet off.
* tact/tack
** Hint: The phrase is "Taking a different ''tack''", and refers to the angle of a sailing ship's sails.
--->"Crispin! Adjust the tack, immediately, or it's your turn over the barrel!"\\
"Have you no tact, sir?"
* tail/tale/tell
** Beware of this scorpion! Few have been strung by its tail and lived to tell the tale!
* taught/taut/taunt
** Those who have been taught grammar at school tend to taunt those who haven't, creating a taut and tense atmosphere.
* tenet/tenant/Tennant
** It was a tenet of the landlord to never allow his tenants to get away with paying their rent late (except for Creator/DavidTennant, because the [[Series/DoctorWho Tenth Doctor]] was his favorite).
* than/then
** If there's anything worse than confusing these two words, then I'd like to know what it is.
* there/their/they're
** There they are! Their maps were lost, so they're quite late.
*** There: ''denotes location, usually in the immediate area''
*** Their: ''denotes possession by a group''
*** They're: ''contraction of '''They''' and '''Are''', used in the same manner as the separate pronoun and verb it is composed of''
* threw/through
** Those [[SanfordAndSon eight-day-old collard greens]] I ate couldn't pass through my stomach; I threw up shortly thereafter.
* tic/tick
** He developed a nervous tic after being bitten by a tick.
* to/two/too/2
** I have to admit, I've made a simple mistake or two, but I try not to get too upset about it.
** Example 2: Because he ran too slowly to keep up with his friends, Lyle fell to the two chainsaw-wielding maniacs who were somehow familiar to him.
* tortuous/tortious/torturous
** The problem in the law student's homework was so tortuous that he found resolving it quite torturous and fantasized about committing tortious acts on his professor's car.
--->"Tortious" means an act constituting a [[TheCommonLaw tort]].\\
"Tortuous" means something that is convoluted, like a maze.\\
"Torturous" means something extremely painful, akin to torture.\\
"Tortoise" means a land-dwelling reptile with a shell.
** "Tortuous", "tortious," and "torturous" do have a common root (a "tort" in Old French and Middle English was something painful; today it's a legal term meaning "civil wrong causing unfair injury to someone's personal or property rights").
* tort/torte/tart
** A "tort" is an act causing injury to another, for which the actor must compensate the person injured. A "torte" is a kind of rich, multilayered cake, often flourless. A "tart" is either a kind of filled open pastry, a sour flavor, or a whore.
** When David ate Chef Paul's entire chocolate torte and seven of his miniature strawberry tarts without paying for them, David committed the tort of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_(law) conversion]], and now Paul may sue David for the value of the sweets.
* Turret/Tourette/Turrent
** The soldier manning the turret had a bad case of Tourette syndrome, causing him to swear every time he fired a shell.
** Turrent ''isn't even a real word.'' However, a lot of people still say it (when they mean "turret"), especially in the gaming community.
* veil/vale
** A veil being a piece of cloth worn across or over the face, and a vale being a wide river valley.
** There is some confusion as to whether the phrase is "passed beyond the ''vale''," in the sense of the world as a kind of valley between heaven and hell, or "passed beyond the ''veil''," in the sense that the afterlife is veiled from mortal sight.
** "Vale of tears" refers to the tribulations of mortal life, as a valley between the netherworld before you were born and the afterlife to which you'll go when you die.
** Not to be confused with veal or vial...
* vein/vain/vane
** The weather vane crashed down, slicing open the vein in his neck. The nurse tried to stop the bleeding, but in vain.
* verses/versus
** This song has three verses and a chorus. Manchester United versus Liverpool was a draw. And heaven forbid ''conjugating'' "versus", which is popular in some slang. You did not "verse" your friend in that game you played last night, unless the game involved writing poetry.
* very/vary
** Your mileage may vary, very much.
* vial/vile
** The vial contained a vile smelling potion.
* vice/vise
** One of his biggest vices was grabbing people with a vise-like grip when he was scared.
** In British English, "vice" is used in both senses.
* viscous/vicious
** The sticky, viscous liquid dripped down his back. The vicious thought came into his head "I'll gut those treacle bandits if I ever catch them!"
* voila/viola/walla/wallah
** "Voila!" she said, as she finished playing Brahms' Viola Sonata in F minor.
*** Note: In French, "''voilà''" means "see here" while "''viola''" means "raped" (as in, "violated").
** "Walla" and "wallah" are mispronunciations of "voila"; Walla Walla is a town in Washington state, and "[[http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/wallah wallah]]" has limited use in British English as a loan word from Hindi roughly meaning "servant" (in SlumdogMillionaire, Jamal is a "chai wallah" or tea server).
* wack/whack
** Something that is screwy or crazy is ''wacky'', not "whacky."
** I caught my brother whacking off, and said, "Dude, dat is ''wack!''"
* want/wont/won't
** Surely, you'll want to do what you're wont to do, won't you?
-->"[[Film/{{Airplane}} Don't call me Shirley.]]"
* wanton/wonton
** His wanton lust for Asian women led him to hang out at the fried wonton restaurant.
* wary/weary
** "Please be wary of this error. I'm so weary of it I need a nap."
* waste/waist
** He emerged from the bathroom, with his waist wrapped in a towel, and dropped the tissue in the waste basket.
-->[[Film/{{Borat}} "Excuse me. Where do I puts this?"]]
* whale/wail
** I couldn't stand his wailing, so to shut him up I started whaling on him.
* where/were/wear/we're
** Where are you going? Were you invited somewhere? Is that what you plan to wear?" "Relax, mom, we're just going out for pizza. I promise there won't be any werewolves there.
* whet/wet
** The sound of him whetting his sword whetted her curiosity. The bathroom is wet.
** You might wet your lips when an aroma whets your appetite.
** Whet means sharpen, wet means moisten. So you might wet your whetstone before whetting your sword.
** Also, if you saw a wet owl in the rain, that's no guarantee it was a saw whet owl.
* which/witch
** "Hey, which version of the story is the one where the witch dies?"
** "Now tell me sir, which witch is which?"
** Because she lived in a hovel on the beach and rarely emerged, the townsfolk called her the Sand Witch. Once, when she ran low on food, she tried to make a sandwich out of the sand which was there.
* whither/wither
** "Whither" is archaic English for "to where". (Much as "whence" is archaic English for "from where.")
** "Wither" is what a plant does when you forget to water it.
* whole/hole
** A single hole in a spacecraft's hull can kill the whole crew.
* wholly/holey/holy
** "Wholly" means completely. "Holey" means full of holes. "Holy" means sacred.
** [[Film/BatmanForever "Holey rusted metal, Batman!"]]
* whose/who's
** Whose fan fic is this? Who's responsible for this crime against the English language?
* wine/whine
** He sipped at his wine whilst he listened to his companion whine at him.
* wreak/wreck/reck/reek
** The sweaty villain, who reeked because he hadn't had a shower in days, decided to wreak havoc on the city by wrecking its skyscrapers in a reckless manner.
* yea/yeah
** Yea, and The Lord did descend from the mount to cast His vote, 'Yea' or 'Nay', while the teenager watched and said, "Yeah, whatever."
*** [[CrowningMomentOfFunny [=!!!=]]]
* yolk/yoke
** Humpty Dumpty threw off the yoke of British imperialism when he fell off the wall and his yolk splattered all over the pavement. That'll show 'em.
* your/you're
** Your writing is filled with too many annoying errors. You're getting sloppy!
** Not to be confused with "yore", which are the days of long ago, or "yaw", which is what an aircraft does when it rotates around its vertical axis.
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[[folder:Rogue/Rouge]]
* The upcoming expansion pack for ''CityOfHeroes'' is entitled ''Going '''Rogue!''''' Not "Rouge". Going red is, at this time, reserved for ''City of Villains'' players and Longbow agents.
** We already had to deal with people mispelling the Rouge... [[WretchedHive Rogue Isles]], the setting of ''City of Villains'' (and name source for the expansion) for years.
** But... But... No! When Going Rogue is released it is ''heroes'' who will be able to go rouge! Villains will go blue. No?
*** Heroes will not go Rogue. Villains go Rogue. Heroes go Vigilante.
** It should be noted that many powersets associated with Going Rouge are accused of being overpowdered.
*** [[ObfuscatingStupidity Why would they be powdered in the first place?]]
** There is also a badge next to the tailor/fashion designer called... "Going Rouge".
* And now that SarahPalin has chosen the title for her new book, the confusion is multiplied.
** And some people are releasing an Anti-Palin book called ''Going Rouge''. Yes, that has about as much to do as red as "alot" has to do with being a real word. The book also has just about the same exact cover.
** This is then topped off by [[RuPaulsDragRace RuPaul]]'s parody cover "Going Vogue". [[http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/127568/SARAH-PALIN.jpg Truly a sight for sore eyes...]]
* Rouge was never a member of the ComicBook/{{X-Men}}, but she did [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Rouge_admin become an administrator]] on TheOtherWiki.
** And Madame Rouge is a member of the Brotherhood of Evil, enemies of the Doom Patrol.
** Ironically, there are a bunch of fanfics dealing with this issue, in which Rogue finds some of those online errors. Most of them are actually pretty funny.
*** Some fans also like to joke that on the X-Men Rouge and Magento make such a great couple.
** [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] in an issue of ''{{Ultimate X-Men}}'' where Kitty confronts (soon-to-be-ex-)boyfriend Bobby with a love letter he's written to "Rouge".
*** Also intended to be lampshaded in one of Kyle Baker's Marvel published ''X-Men'' parodies... but the editor was so used to the writers misspelling her name accidentally, he "fixed" the "mistake", and Rouge was called Rogue in the story as published.
** Originated by a rant from multiply-banned user [[MeaningfulName Irate]] about ROUGE ADNIM VANDLES. Irate is not so much for going back and fixing typos before hitting "submit".
** In ''Magazine/{{MAD}}'', Rouge was one of the Ecch-Men, by the rule of ParodyNames.
** One of the ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' comics (which happens to be an ''X-Men'' parody) takes advantage of this by giving [[AsianAirhead Amy]] (an equal combination of {{Dojikko}} and TheDitz with elements of the AlphaBitch) the superhero codename "Rouge";
-->'''Prof. F:''' Her power is to suck the life out of you. I wanted to call her "Wife Woman" but eventually we stuck with "Rouge" because of her floozy-like appearance.
* Even some '''published''' Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse novels refer to "Rouge Squadron".
** Kinda funny if you consider that [[XWingSeries Rogue]] [[RogueSquadron Squadron]] is partly made up of the survivors of Red Squadron from the first Death Star.
* In any MMORPG that calls their [[AnAdventurerIsYou stealthy close-combat class]] "rogues", expect to see a lot of people looking for a "rouge" for their group.
** ''RagnarokOnline'' seems to be taking this a step further with their new advanced [[http://ro.doddlercon.com/wiki/index.php?title=Shadow_Chaser Rogue]] class. It's best described as a combat makeup artist.
* Likewise, fans of ''ExterminatusNow'' have so frequently misspelled Rogue's name as "[[SonicTheHedgehog Rouge]]" that it's [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] on the webcomic's [[http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/cast.html cast page]].
* The "Rogue" deck in [[http://community.livejournal.com/anime_lj_tcg anime_lj_tcg]], for Haseo from ''[[Franchise/DotHack .hack//Roots]]'' and ''VideoGame/DotHackGU'', is also misspelled as "Rouge". The admin in charge of making cards has said that it's too much work to redo a deck, so everyone has basically accepted it.
* In an interesting twist, the ''SonicTheHedgehog'' universe has an enemy character who actually ''is'' named Rouge. And yep, people [[http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22rogue+the+bat%22&btnG=Google+Search have misspelled it as Rogue]]. You just can't win...
** Doesn't help that she is a government spy, a.k.a. rogue. Who wears some crazy facial makeup, a.k.a. rouge.
*** And then in ''SonicRiders'' there's the anti-hero trio called the Babylon Rogues. Yep, they get subjected to this as well.
*** But here's something that might help clear things up (or add to the confusion, depending on how you look at it): take a look at [[http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/File:Sonic116.png the cover of issue #116 of the Archie series.]]
** A [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Q0_DgXHG0 commercial for Sonic Heroes Happy Meal toys in Pakistan]] actually ''pronounced'' her name as Rogue. She was also [[YouDontLookLikeYou modeled in such a way that she isn't identifiable as Rouge at all -- she looked more like a "he" and appeared to be a mouse or rat.]] Perhaps the only reason we know for sure that it was supposed to be Rouge is that it showed a picture of the toy, which has a stock image of Rouge on it.
* Similarly, there was a character from late in the ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'' manga named "Rouge"; it was perhaps both karma and inevitable that some FanFic writers would start calling her "Rogue".
* "Rouge boomers" are epidemic in ''Anime/BubblegumCrisis'' {{fan fic}}tion. They're supposed to rampage, not apply makeup.
* This reaches truly epidemic levels whenever a new game in the ''Rogue Squadron'' series comes out, as [[http://ign64.ign.com/articles/065/065688p1.html mocked in this article]].
* The old CCG ''Guardians'' featured a "rouge specter". It was not red.
* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' prequel ''On the Origin of [=PCs=]'', Haley Starshine's CV (actually, her character sheet) has her class as "rouge", which DeadpanSnarker Roy points out. She's no cosmetic product, after all.
** Later on, there's the aptly-named comic [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0711.html The Rouge's Guild]].
* The computer game ''VideoGame/DragonFable'' had so many fan misspellings of their sneaky class that they eventually began in-game references to a character called The Moglin Rouge. Considering [[HurricaneOfPuns the fun its creators have with mind-scarringly bad jokes]], this was kind of inevitable.
** The MMORPG version, ''VideoGame/AdventurequestWorlds'', added a "Rouge Armor" during their Valentine's Day special event. The extremely pink item description reads "'Rouge' Definition: any of various red cosmetics for coloring the cheeks or lips."
* The ''Seiken Densetsu 3'' board on GameFAQs was subject to this a lot a while ago. The character class of Rogue is too often misspelled as Rouge. Eventually it became a running gag to completely ignore the misspelling and assume that anyone asking about the Rouge job was referring to the super secret, all-powerful (and non-existent) job of another character completely.
* TheOtherWiki has its own cabal of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:ROUGE rouge administrators]].
* In ''TheNoob'', Clichequest features guild facilities for [[http://www.clichequest.com/index.php?pos=19 Rogues (and Rouges)]].
* A certain faction in ''{{Freelancer}}'' is entitled the Liberty Rogues. Naturally, some ''Freelancer'' forums can't help but discuss the "Liberty Rouges".
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060207 teaches the difference.]] Because [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle knowing is half the battle]].
* This also happens to be a "[[http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/gamespyarchive/index.php?date=2004-02-12 touchy subject]]" for the thieves guild in ''{{Nodwick}}''. See also BerserkButton.
* Haschel from ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfDragoon'' is a master of the Rouge School of Martial Arts (not a mistake, despite the game's dodgy translation; he comes from the village of Rouge). Naturally, it gets written as the Rogue School on occasion.
* This is something of a BerserkButton for many posters on the official ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' forums.
* The back cover of the ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' novel ''Blaze of Glory'' refers to a "rouge starship".
* Note: The ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khmer_Rouge Khmer Rouge]]'' rebels actually are spelled like that. [[CaptainObvious It means "Red Khmer".]]
* In ''VideoGame/SkiesOfArcadia'', Vyse and company are part of a "good" faction of Skyrates called the Blue Rogues. Or Blue Rouges. Which you might say makes them The Purples.
* Parodied in ''AH.com Wars'', a ''StarWars'' parody spinoff of ''AHDotComTheSeries'', in which the top Rebel fighter pilots are indeed called Rouge Squadron, and all incongruously wear makeup.
* A new highway sign for southern Oregon's Valley of the Rogue State Park was misspelled, and until the sign was replaced, the park announced itself to visitors going south on I-5 as the "Valley of the Rouge State Park".
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/spelling-gone-rogue/8515 This story]] from ''Website/NotAlwaysRight''.
* ''VideoGame/{{Diablo}}'' fanfiction often focuses on the mysterious order known as the Rouge Archers.
* Watch out when discussing that turn-of-the-century French nightclub, which was called "The Red Windmill" because it was, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a red windmill]] (a MoulinRouge). A moulin ''rogue'' is something Literature/DonQuixote would have dealt with.
* Spoofed in ''Webcomic/DungeonsOfSunnydale'' when in the hero is given the class "Rouge" instead of "Rogue." This gives him special abilities when interacting with anything that is the color red.
* One dealership's ad for a Nissan Rogue described it as a Nissan "Rouge". To be fair, the car was red.
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[[folder:Angel/Angle & Satan/Satin]]
* "Angle" and "Satin" for "Angel" and "Satan" are infamously common, cheerily deconstructed in [[http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/3580737.html this fanficrants post]].
** Apparently the mistake made it into a homemade tattoo. [[http://bash.org/?459217 Dumbass.]]
* You'd be surprised how many people are convinced that ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'''s Sephiroth was a [[OneWingedAngel One-Winged Angle]], and that the [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Evangelion pilots]] fight [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgYIimWk6YY geometry]].
** Speaking of which, you'd be surprised how many variations of that name exist. Sometimes done on purpose to circumvent the "each name can only be used once" rule on forums and online games. Hence, Legolaz, Legollas, Llegolasz, ad absurdum.
** And speaking of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'', who could forget saying "Off course!" when asked if you want to continue at the Arena?
** Speaking of which, Sephiroth is itself highly doubtful, grammar-wise, since it's the ''plural'' form of the Hebrew word ''Sephirah''. (
* There was a ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' fanfiction story based on the episode "Sacrifice of Angels", where at the end Dukat cradles the body of [[spoiler:his murdered daughter]]. Only the writer called the episode "Sacrifice of ''Angles''". It was hard not to imagine Dukat tenderly holding an enormous protractor.
* [[http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/cegtxUyMPBjU24NXIhaQeQ?feat=embedwebsite "Satan" for "Santa".]] Of course, this ''is'' a little girl.
** Though there are a lot of unusual similarities between the two. They both live somewhere cold (if [[WordOfDante Dante is to believed]]). They're both responsible for punishing people who were bad. They both wear red. Just saying.
*** "Santa. Kindly old elf, or..."
** Author Robert Rankin plays with this in ''Raiders of the Lost Car Park'', mentioning an urban legend about a dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa. Of course, this being Rankin, it turns out the dyslexic may not have made a mistake after all...
* There was an article in the [[http://www.dailyfreepress.com/ Boston University student paper]] entitled "Despite evidence to the contrary, many students still believe in angles". (This is the same paper which headlined its biggest issue of 2000 "BU INS SIXTH STRAIGHT POT".)
* This was made as a pun in Latin, by either by Pope Gregory I, or by Bede. http://www.bartleby.com/81/12158.html
** Those Angles being a tribe inhabiting England (Angle-land...) at the time. ''Non Angli, sed Angeli'', if memory serves.
** Parodied and made a joke on another level when, in ''1066 And All That'', this was translated as "Not Angels, but ANGLICANS."
** Also parodied in the French series ''Series/{{Kaamelott}}'', set in pseudo-Arthurian Britannia: "And those Angles, they aren't the angles of the map..."
* The FanTranslation of the DS version of ''Puyo Puyo 15th Anniversary'' has Yu intentionally call Satan "Satin", among other wrong names.
* "Begone, dark angles!" "We will deal with their kind hardly!" -- Menalaus (PoxNora)
* Wrestling/{{WWE}}'s Chris Jericho purposely reversed this one, referring to frequent rival Kurt Angle as "[[AccidentalMisnaming Kirk Angel]]".
* But not even Satin could stop [[FanFic/ChristianHumberReloaded Christian Humber]].
* [[http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4055343 Steve Phillips says the death of a player during the season can derail a locker room and explains how the Angles will try to pull things together.]]
* Intentionally done in the movie ''Film/StayTuned''. Roy is tied up in an underworld version of ''WaynesWorld'', and is given a rebus puzzle of an eyeball, a ship with guns, and a fabric. "Eye... Warship... Satin?"
* Although not technically this, there is the funny supposed origin of the name for the English horn (a member of the oboe family). As the story goes, the French first named the horn "Angled Horn," because of its bent shape. It just so happens that Cor Anglé (angled horn) and Cor Anglais (English Horn) sound exactly the same. Ironically, the modern version of what we call the English horn is neither English nor angled.
* Often seen by the less literate fans of JossWhedon, particularly ''Series/{{Angel}}'' and ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''.
* In ''How to Kill Your Husband (and Other Handy Household Hints)'', the narrator, a teacher, spends part of her stakeout correcting homework. While correcting geometry, she reads out from a kid's homework, "Angles have wings and come from God," and remarks, "These kids need ''help''!"
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', Bart enrolls his dog, Santa's Little Helper, in dog training classes but misspells the dog's name on the entry form, the trainer dryly noting the dog's name is "Satan's Little Helper".
* There are actually some entertaining macros in fashion/clothing/cosplay communities that read "get thee behind me, Satin!" a reference to the fact that satin, being a very shiny fabric, is notoriously hard to work with.
* Happens in ''HotFuzz'', when the local paper runs an article on Nicolas Angel, the journalist spells it as Angle, to the amusement of his coworkers. [[spoiler:The NWA punishes him for it in a way that would satisfy even the most literal GrammarNazi.]]
* Used in ''Film/AdventureLand''. While relaxing after work, James points out someone tried writing "Satan Lives" on a wall... only they misspelled it as "Satin Lives".
-->'''Em''': One of those textile-worshipping cults, no doubt.
* In the first episode of Telltale's ''SamAndMax'' Season two, a demon gets shipped to Santa at the North Pole instead of Satan in Hell. This is an in-universe case, because when the demon finally gets headed off to where it's ''supposed'' to go, it's explicitly identified as a clerical error from the dispatch; a typo was made on the name, and then the address was filled in based on the typo.
* [[http://wrongworddammit.livejournal.com/329437.html Anti-decorating?]]
* The StephenKing short story "The Library Policeman" makes reference to an "Angle Street". The street was named Angel Street by the patrons of a homeless shelter situated on it who were also responsible for painting the sign.
* [[http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71901 Obama is Satin!!!]]
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[[folder:Other mistakes]]
* Another favorite is "dest[==]oryed" (or "dest[==]oried") instead of "destroyed". Now ''that's'' a FreudianSlip.
* "definitely" spelled "definately" or "definatly", seems to occur often on the internet. Now shove this through an autocorrector and it comes out as "defiantly". Like "I will defiantly be coming to the party tonight!" So amusing...
* Not to mention the oh-so-handy product, duck tape...
** To be precise, "duct tape" is the [[http://eggcorns.lascribe.net/ eggcorn]]. "Duck Tape" is both a trademark and the original name of the product, which was made out of cotton duck cloth. It was renamed "duct tape" because people kept mispronouncing and misunderstanding it. The tape itself, ironically enough, was not originally designed for use in ventilation ducts at all; rather, it's believed that "Duck Tape" was first used by the military, to prevent moisture from getting into ammunition containers.
*** However, the term "duct tape" was already in use in writing before the war, and predates any record of the "duck" version. TheOtherWiki [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape#Etymology discusses this extensively.]]
** Humorously, it turns out that the one thing Duc[k/t] Tape is no good for is... [[http://www.lbl.gov/Science-Articles/Archive/duct-tape-HVAC.html sealing HVAC ducts]].
* A speaker or writer ''implies'' his meaning without outright saying it. His audience ''infers'' what he meant. It's surprising how many people are aware of the two words but manage to confuse them.
* There's a reason [[http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Cannon_%28disambiguation%29 this article]] on "[[{{Canon}} Cannon]]" exists in the [[Wiki/TFWikiDotNet Transformers Wiki]], and it involves this trope...
** In fact, it's much the same reason that on this wiki, we have Pavel ChekovsGun.
** The 1981 ''Spider-Man'' cartoon has an interesting case of this in "Can(n)on of Doom", an episode which features both Doctor Doom using a laser cannon for nefarious purposes ''and'' a look into Doom's BackStory. Granting a bit of a stretch on the meaning of the word "canon", there may be some legitimate confusion there (any references to a "laser canon", though, are right out).
*** Speaking of Lazers...
** Incredibly, ''{{QI}}'', of all things, made a similar mistake, misspelling "Cannonball" as "Canonball". Alan was quick to [[LampshadeHanging point this out]]: "they spelt it wrong, they spelt it wrong, points to ''me''! That's some sort of ecclesiastical ball..."
** [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2006/12/19/episode-784-this-is-canon/ This is canon]].
** So is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stCKjZniMsQ&feature=related this]].
** ''VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}}'' sees your [[ChristianityIsCatholic canon]] and raises you [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ciel_bfg.png a cannon of canon.]] That is a cannon which ''literally'' wipes from existence those things which aren't in the Church's canon.
* V'''io'''la is an instrument in an orchestra. V'''oi'''là (or voila) means "ta-da, presto, behold!," etc.
** It pretty much means "see here" but in other languages than French, is often used with a bit of dramatic flair.
* It's amazing how much a sentence can change when you forget the L in Clock...
** Especially in the threat "I'm gonna clean your clock."
** Somebody on a forum once made a comment in the forum's IRC channel: "xxxx has an alarm cock" (name removed to protect the guilty); [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity ensued]]. They're more common than you might think; after all, they do tend to crow at dawn.
* This mistake unsurprisingly shows up in ''Fanfic/LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami'', as Dark grabs the cock from the bedside table.
* The word "climatic" is only likely to be relevant when you're talking about the weather. "Anticlimatic"... is never applicable, period. The word you're probably looking for is "climactic".
** Or, as {{God}} said in ''JoanOfArcadia'', "It's ''anticlimactic''. Anticlimatic means you're ''against the weather''."
** Somewhat {{lampshaded}} in an old ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' strip, in which a non-functioning of a terrarium is correctly referred to as "Anti-climatic" as the gag.
* ''DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'' has an annoying, near-systematic tendency to replace the contraction word "have" with "of" after an auxiliary.
** They ''should of'' known better.
** When used in dialogue it can be justified as a FunetikAksent to depict the speaker as uneducated.
** This is a depressingly common mistake; it comes from mistaking "would've" for a phrase instead of a contraction. It is, however, an uncommonly rewarding mistake to ''correct''. Many younger writers really have no idea they're doing it wrong and will amend their behavior.
** ThisIsUnforgivable when a professional publication suffers from this mistake ''every single time'' the opportunity arises. It should be dead-simple for an editor to flag every instance of "ould of" for manual review.
*** Yeah, well, coulda woulda shoulda but didn't.
** Interestingly, a commonly used language assessment tool indicates that "would of" is a regional variant of British English and should be marked as correct. Don't know about non-British English, though.
*** Only if by "Interestingly" you mean something more along the lines of "Depressingly"...
* There was a story where the author obviously intended to call the tight group of nerdy outcast high school students a clique. Instead, he called them a cliché. Which is true, but...
** Similarly, "clique" is very often misspelled as "click", but that doesn't conjure up any funny images so it mostly goes forgotten.
* "It's a mute point anyways" on a message board... GoshdangItToHeck, it's a MOOT point.
* Look up the phrase "a pedal stool" (in quotes) on Google and see how many of the results are about glorifying someone by metaphorically placing them on a pedal stool, as opposed to a pedestal. "A peddle stool" and even "a petal stool" are about as common.
* Another interesting FreudianSlip is to mispell "martial arts" as "marital arts". Though if found in some ''Manga/RanmaOneHalf'' {{lemon}}s, it can be [[MartialArtsAndCrafts intentional]].
** The reverse is deliberately used in the ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' book ''Discworld/LordsAndLadies'', in which a soon-to-be-married character accidentally purchases a how-to guide on martial arts....
** Before it was evidently edited, the [[http://pics.livejournal.com/the_dark_cat/pic/0001t7ac last page]] of the CrackFic FanWebComic ''[[http://the-dark-cat.livejournal.com/4001.html Batman and Sons: Rivalry]]'' used this while describing a potential adoptive daughter, which combined with the other adjectives makes for [[http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e232/misterblackpanther3/ba11.jpg that extra bit of horrifying.]]
** It appears in ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'', on the billboard of a usable gym in San Fierro. Easy mistake to make but [[RefugeInAudacity since this is this]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity GTA]]''...
* Any common phrase more obviously derived/lifted from other languages gets this treatment, especially when it's spoken more often than written. "Per se" is often spelled "per say" for this reason.
* Sorted/sordid. Ex.: [[http://rightofthepeople.org/archive/aclu_.htm "THE ACLU HAS A SORTED PAST READ SOME SHAMELESS FACTS"]]. It really gives the message that extra weight of Trufax.
** This is especially funny OopNorth, where this translates as "The ACLU has a really good past".
* A correspondent in a UK newspaper wrote that a friend emailed him "They've caught the Washington Snipper!" A ''rogue'' rouge stylist?
* hung/hanged. The latter is used for death by hanging, the former for ''everything else''.
** However, contrary to what some GrammarNazis may tell you, using "hung" for death by hanging is ''not wrong''. Only using "hanged" in other instances is wrong.
* Bollocks/bullocks. "Bollocks" are UsefulNotes/BritishEnglish slang for testicles. "Bullocks" are bulls with their bollocks cut off.
* The last book of the Bible is Revelation. Not "Revelations". Odd how the latter usage seems to be more common than the '''correct''' one, in a society crammed with literalists who battle over the most trivial Scriptural disagreements.
* ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fanfiction: parcelmouths/parselmouths. Harry and Voldemort are parselmouths, i.e. can speak snake-language. Neither of them has a parcel in his mouth.
** Another Harry Potter one: Horcruxes, not "Horcri". (If "Horcrux" ''had'' a Latin plural, it would most likely be "Horcruces".) The Latin plural ''-i'' is only ever the plural of nouns ending in ''-us''. And two other mistakes relating to the Latin ''-i'' plural: it's only ONE i (unless the singular has one already, as with radius/radii) and it doesn't apply to ''all'' nouns ending in ''-us''. Octopi, for example, is wrong, as is viri.).
* Tounge used for tongue.
* Prolouge for prologue.
* "This story is comprised of thirteen volumes" or "Thirteen volumes comprise this story," instead of the correct "This story comprises thirteen volumes." After all, the meaning is unambiguous, however it's worded. This error is probably OlderThanRadio. Every issue of the ''Christian Science Quarterly'' since the late 19th Century has the phrase, "The following citations comprise our sermon."
** 52 playing cards ''compose'' a standard deck.
** A standard deck ''is composed of'' 52 playing cards.
** A standard deck ''comprises'' 52 playing cards.
** "Is comprised of" is always wrong.
* It's spelled "ridiculous". Think of "ridicule". It often gets butchered; usually, it's something like "rediculus". And that's just ridiculous.
* For the love of God: "woah" is not a word. The word you're looking for is "whoa".
* Regime/regimen. One letter off, a world of difference. A "Regime" is a ruler's reign, i.e. -- the regime of King Henry VIII. A "Regimen" is an action plan, i.e. - Gai gave Naruto a new workout regimen to get him into better shape.
** Romance languages tend to use the same word for both, so from a native speaker of, say, Spanish or French it's an understandable mistake. That's no excuse for the rest of you, though -- and besides, you don't want any confusion over whether you're talking about your new diet or your plans for a dictatorial takeover.
** And a "Regiment" is a large group of soldiers commanded by a Colonel.
* There have been way too many characters feeling "exited." The word you are looking for is "excited."
* Unique. Means there's only one. Something can be truly unique, really unique, nearly unique, nigh-unto unique, but it can never be very or quite[[note]]In the American sense of "quite", meaning "very." To the British, "quite" means almost. In other words, British "quite" = American "not quite"[[/note]] unique.
* The other popular U-word, "ultimate," simply means "final." It does not mean "best" or "most awesome." (And calling something "final" means that it is ''the last one.'' So if you call your game Franchise/FinalFantasy and then follow it up with [[LongRunners 34 sequels]], you're doing it wrong.)
* doomed/domed - When a thing is doomed, it is headed for destruction. When it is domed, it is covered by a dome. One ''Franchise/StarTrek'' Universe novel ([[http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Quarantine_%28Starfleet_Academy_novel%29 Quarantine]]) does this on the cover.
* Preform/perform
* Prostate/prostrate - Probably not seen as much, but you would think the meaning of the sentence might change if one was mistaken for the other.
** Considering the circumstances under which the prostate actually comes up in most fanfiction, I'd bet ''someone'' was prostrate at the time....
* From [[http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/f300/guide-naming-your-new-ship-essay-15534/ a scholar of]] ''{{Pokemon}}'s'' "Incomplete {{Shipping}} List": "[D]ouble-check your spelling of the name if you aren't quite sure. Damian versus Damien or Shauna versus Shawna (alternate spellings, same person), or Pheobe versus Phoebe (common mispellings). ... And Brendan? Brendan =/= Brandon. The former [[SchrodingersPlayerCharacter is the RuSa hero]], the latter [[BonusBoss is a Frontier Brain]], not a typo." (Tropes added for reference.)
* Parmigiana/Parmesan; the former refers to a dish (usually chicken) made with marinara sauce and mozzarella cheese, while the latter is a type of cheese. Confusing because they're both Italian food. "Chicken Parmesan" is frequently and incorrectly seen on menus; sometimes Parmesan cheese is even added purely on the basis of this linguistic mistake.
* "Quite" is a real problem internationally, because its meaning is different in British English than it is in American English. If you say "His mind is quite gone" to an American, you mean that his mind is entirely gone. If you say "His mind is quite gone" to a Brit, you mean that his mind is almost, but ''not entirely'', gone. The British "quite" means the same as the American "not quite"!
** Quite down, it's not impertinent enough to argue about.
*** ''Quiet'' down.
* Calvary/Cavalry. "Calvary" is a location. "Cavalry" is a military force (originally the group on horseback). One cannot call in the "Calvary". The words are not synonymous.
** But you can [[ColonyDrop call in the Calvary.]] It just takes some work getting it into position to ''do'' so.
* Cheque: it's almost always spelled as "check" in the USA, [[SeparatedByACommonLanguage which might confuse people from other countries.]] Especially if they're Czeck.
* If you worked something out, you did not "deduct" it. You ''"deduced"'' it. Yes, ''what'' you worked out is called a "deduction", but if you "deduct" something you're ''reducing'' it (e.g. you "deduct" charitable contributions from your taxes).
* And while we're on the subject of taxes: if you paid too much tax in the U.S. and get some money back from the government, that is your tax ''refund''. Your tax ''return'' is the form you fill out when you file your taxes. The two terms are not interchangeable.
* Emperor/emporer. ''Emperor'' is a royal rank higher than that of a king, and the person with that rank rules over an empire. An ''emporer'' would probably be someone who runs a emporium, i.e. a vendor/merchant/shopkeeper.
* Mythologically speaking: ''Cerberus'' is [[ClassicalMythology the multi-headed dog who guards the gates of Hades]]. ''Cerebus'' is [[ComicBook/{{Cerebus}} a philosophical aardvark]]. Incidentally, [[CerebusSyndrome the phenomenon]] for ToneShift from Comedy to Drama is named after the latter, which is somewhat fortunate[[note]]or not, as evidenced by the existence of this entry[[/note]], because such a shift is not inherently synonymous with a shift to DarkerAndEdgier which is where the former would come in.
* It's common to see "a thousand", "one thousand" or "1000" written as "a 1000", which technically translates to "a one thousand".
** Similarly, it is common to hear "1001" as "a thousand and one" or "2013" as "two thousand and thirteen". This is incorrect, since it really means "1000.1" and "2000.13" because the "and" denotes a decimal place. It's just "one thousand one" and "two thousand thirteen". This is different from British English, where "a thousand and one"/"two thousand and thirteen" is correct, and the versions without the "and" are wrong. And a decimal place is denoted by "point". 2000.13 = two thousand point thirteen.
* [[MemeticMutation "Get a brain Morans."]]
* The word for someone living in a foreign country on a more-or-less permanent basis is an "expatriate", not an "ex-patriot". "Expatriate" comes from the prefix "ex-" to mean "outside of" rather than former, and while "patriot" and "-patriate" come from the same root (''patria'', Latin for "homeland"), they came by different routes. An expatriate may be perfectly patriotic; he/she is simply living abroad right then.
* Similar to the "principal-principle" example mentioned above, it's not uncommon to see words ending with "-al" end with "-le" instead. For example, "sandal" might become "sandle".
* Customer/Costumer. A customer is someone who purchases goods or services. A costumer is someone who makes, sells, or rents costumes (or [[{{Costumer}} an episode of a show where the plot can be considered an excuse to put the cast in period costumes]]). "The costumer took great pride in supplying quality costumes to his customers".
* Michael/Micheal: In almost all cases, the first is meant. The "a" comes before the "e" because the "e" is part of the name of God. The breakdown from the original Hebrew is that the name is a question: ''Mi'' (meaning "who") ''cha''[[labelnote:*]]Or ''kha''[[/labelnote]] ("is like") ''El'' ("God")?[[note]]The answer to the question, by the way, is "nobody."[[/note]] This is pronounced as its three single-syllable words. Remember that the name has three syllables and put it in a pattern with "Nathaniel" ("Gift of God"), "Gabriel" ("Master who is of God"), "Israel" ("Strength with God"), "Immanuel" ("God is with us"), "Samuel" ("God has heard") and you get the picture (and the spelling).
** Surprisingly, however, "Micheal" ''is'' correct...in ''Irish'' (and in English for people with Irish names). Technically, it's only right only if you put an accent on the "a"--i.e. ''Micheál'', pronounced (roughly) "Mi-khawl"--but in many contexts the accent can be dropped. The most prominent example is probably [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miche%C3%A1l_Martin Micheál Martin]], who is currently [[IrishPoliticalSystem leader of Fianna Fáil and Leader of the Opposition]].
* It's ''caricature'', not "charicature." Despite the fact that it involves creating a character out of someone, the word's origins have nothing to do with character. It comes from the Italian ''caricatura'', which means the act of loading.
* Both Richard Dawkins and Brian Cox (among other science writers) have remarked on how their computer spell-checkers keep turning "Large Hadron Collider" into "Large Hardon Colluder".
* Just because you're emaciated doesn't mean you're emancipated, or vice versa.
* The iPhone has a habit of autocorrecting words to "ducking" when people meant to put an "f" in there.
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!!!Examples from specific media

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* Any ''JudgeDredd'' storylines featuring PJ Maybe contain intentional spelling errors for PJ's narration.
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[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* In one ''ComicStrip/GetFuzzy'' comic (this also applies to the Satin/Satan entry above), Bucky is examining a package of new underwear and saying that they were "made by Satan". Rob corrects him, telling him they were "made of satin". Cue remark from Satchel regarding [[{{Pun}} hot pants]].
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[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
* ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' screws up grammar so badly that it occasionally, by pure chance, winds up spelling a completely unrelated word correctly. One of the funniest was when she managed to misspell "masturbating" as "masticating."
* In ''Fanfic/HowIBecameYours'', there are several, including Toph saying that a present came from a "curtain Fire Lord", and the infamous example in which Mai calls Zuko[[note]]who has a burn scar on his face, and is uncharacteristically sensitive about it here[[/note]] a "[[MemeticMutation chard]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny monster]]!"
* ''Fanfic/ThePrayerWarriors'' has quite a few of them, as seen in the below passage, emphasis added. There's also an in-universe example in which the Prayer Warriors travel to "Stalin Town" in ''"Threat of Satanic Commonism"'' only to find that Stalin mis-spelled it "Satan Town", although this is quickly forgotten about.
-->"And I '''replayed'''," it was not your wife in the first pplace. So be gone from this site, or else I will have to deform you! '''Stan''' has '''lisped''' to you! Now you must realise your mistake, or I will be forced to remove you head just like I have done to my '''wire''', who claimed to be a virgin '''bit''' was only a whore!
** The damned will be eaten by foul ''[[FreudianSlip breasts]]''. Yes, it was supposed to be beasts. The same mistake is also used when the author apparently wants to say "priests".
* Most of ''FanFic/HomestuckHigh''; the few words spelled correctly are [[YouKeepUsingThatWord used incorrectly]], to the point of [[UpToEleven "eviscerated" being used as a dialogue tag]].
* The ''{{Kirby}}'' DarkFic [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9049209/1/The-Galactic-Knightmare "The Galactic Knightmare"]], despite an [[PatchworkFic interesting concept]], has some... also interesting grammar. This usually manifests in [[WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma missing apostrophes]] and [[{{Narm}} strange phrasing]]. On occasion, words turn into other words, but it's usually nothing funny. However, Chapter 8 brings us this gem, as [[ThoseTwoGuys Sword Knight and Blade Knight]] try to fight [[BackFromTheDead undead!]][[MonsterClown Marx]]:
--> Their entire bodies [[HilarityEnsues quacked]] with a combination of pain, exhaustion, and rage.
* There are some cases of this in ''Fanfic/BoysUndSenshado'', such as "Then it's gun swung away from them".
* This is quite common in some of the in-story reviews in ''Fanfic/BleachFanWorks'', which range from relatively readable ("No... you made a character that is ten times more unbelievable then him.") to almost illiterate ("i lik r stoi plz rit sm mor mins me of twlit"), as well as some of the stories.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* In ''Film/HotFuzz'', the local newspaper is extremely prone to this. [[spoiler:The town council eventually kills the editor for it]].
* In ''LethalWeapon2'', Riggs is standing outside the South African embassy (he can do little else to the movie's BigBad at this point, [[DiplomaticImpunity because of his diplomatic immunity]]) with a sign that says "End Aparth''ie''d". Arguably intentional; Riggs certainly made a point of making sure the villain knew he was there.
* In ''Film/WingCommander'', depressingly enough, a major character (Admiral Tolwyn)'s name is misspelled (Towlyn) in a way that makes it impossible to ignore.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* [[CaptainUnderpants George and Harold's]] comic book writing revolves around this.
* Chapter 7 of ''FelsicCurrent'', written from the point of view of Viakel Hollenmen, confuses ''axle'' with ''axel''. Although originally assumed to be a mistake on the author's part, chapter 6 of the sequel, ''Felsic Tension'', reveals that it's actually the character of Viakel himself who does not know the difference between the two words, being a relative neophyte to machinery.
* Dor of the ''Literature/{{Xanth}}'' novels has ''legendary'' horrible spelling. This was taken advantage of when his king wanted him to travel with ''honesty'', knowing he'd misspell it as ''ONESTI'' which was the actual name of the place they were headed. His misspelling also physically changed a ''bouquet'' into a ''bucket'', much to everyone's amusement/frustration. When he sought out a spelling bee to correct his homework, he wound up with something along the lines of... "Eye want two go two Mundania sow eye Khan sea a bare oar a hoarse..." No, ''really'', it was that bad.
* One of the main characters from ''Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'' is Ford ''Prefect''. Douglas Adams writing in an introduction to a complete edition of ''Hitch Hiker's'' (to spell it as it's printed on my copy), relates "This was a joke that missed American audiences entirely of course, since they had never heard of the rather oddly-named car, and many thought it was a typing error for Perfect."
* Intentionally invoked by the writers of ''Going Rouge: An American Nightmare'', a collection of critical essays about Sarah Palin, referencing the title of her memoir, ''Going Rogue: An American Life''. Not only will the two books be released on the same date, but a ''second'' "Going Rouge" -- subtitled "The Sarah Palin Rogue Coloring & Activity Book" -- is also scheduled for that release date.
* Several characters in Creator/TerryPratchett's ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' novels have awful spelling. Of special note is the word "banana", which they know how to spell but not how long it's supposed to go on, leading to "bananananana".
** The Discworld almost seems to exist at a time before standardised spelling. However, this would raise the question of how some people ''do'' have perfect spelling, and what it means, because if there were no standards, the modern standard would just be another convention among the rest.
*** The Watch books in particular mention that school cost a penny a day to send kids to, which most of the poorer families can't afford and even middle-class ones can only afford for part of their child's life. Spelling has indeed been standardised, but nto enough people are educated enough to know ''how''.
** Granny Weatherwax narrowly missed her chance to be the first ''Discworld'' character with a normal British-sounding first name, because she badly misspelled "Esmerelda" in her letter to the Archchancellor in ''Equal Rites''. Her own name!
*** That could be counted as unintentional TruthInTelevision, since many people before standardi{s|z}ed spelling and/or compulsory registration of names did spell their own name in more than one way.
** Carrot has legendarily bad spelling, which we see in his letters home. One of the funniest is this:
-->''There are plenty of new faeces in the Watch which is just as well with this truble with Klatch. I feel it is the clam before the storm and no mistake.''
* ''Literature/WinnieThePooh'' is rife with these.
** Tigger's name is based on his species (tiger).
** Heffalumps and Woozles are corruptions of "Elephant" and "Weasel", respectively, and Christopher Robin was once thought to be going to ''skull'' instead of ''school'', ([[FridgeHorror which is]] [[NightmareFuel slightly terrifying]]).
** Owl, generally considered to be the intellectual of the group, can spell his name - W O L - and spell Tuesday well enough that you can tell it isn't Wednesday.
* In ''The BabySittersClub'', Claudia is so bad at spelling, she misspells her own name at one point.
* ''DaveBarry in Cyberspace'' demonstrates the usefulness of a spell-checker by explaining that, not only would it find the misspelled word in the following passage, it would suggest changing it to the actual word intended ("Strumpet"):
-->''Deer Mr. Strompel:\\
It was a grate pleasure too meat you're staff, and the undersigned look foreword too sea you soon inn the near future.''
* Used a lot in the [[StylisticSuck deliberately bad writing]] of ''AtlantaNights''. [[http://www.jimmyakin.org/2005/08/travis_tea_spea.html The writer of Chapter 10]] admits to having abused the spell checker, retyping words until it corrected them inappropriately.
* A publisher in Australia was [[http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2010/apr/19/penguin-cook-book forced to recall and destroy 7000 copies of a cookbook]] entitled ''The Pasta Bible'' after it was discovered that one of the recipes called for "freshly ground black ''people''" instead of pepper. Don't rely on your spell-checker!
* Marshall [=McLuhan=]'s book, originally titled ''The Medium is the Message'', became ''The Medium is the Massage'' [[ThrowItIn after the author fully embraced a typo]].
* Josef Filser from the stories of Ludwig Thoma, a farmer turned conservative Bavarian parliamentarian, who'd regularly butcher the German language in his letters. "Filser letters" have been written by many humorist authors in Germany.
* TheOtherWiki has a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_errata list of misprinted Bibles]], several of which got their printers in quite a bit of trouble
** A [[OlderThanSteam 1631 edition]] left the "not" out of "thou shalt not commit adultery". Others misattributed some of Jesus' lines to Judas.
** "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall inherit the kingdom of God?"
** "Go and sin on more."
** "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"
** "thy son that shall come forth out of thy lions"
** "For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted God, adorned themselves, being in subjection to their owl husbands"
* Someone in the erotic writer Laura Antoniou's publishing house tried to correct the ugly neologism "cum" with a global search/replace, leaving her books with such words as "circomestance." All the more regrettable since Antoniou herself never actually uses "cum."
* The ''Literature/{{Noob}}'' novels. One that happened at least twice series-wide is the confusion of French words "balai" (broom) and "ballet" (same meaning and prononciation as in English). These are novels that were ''written in'' French.
* [[TheLancer Kalten]] from David Eddings' Elenium and Tamuli series has spelling so notoriously bad that his best friend [[TheHero Sparhawk]] actually had a conversation with [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure Vanion]] at one point concerning the misspelling of a certain 6-letter word. Vanion valiantly attempts to defend Kalten by saying that some of those words can be rather tricky, [[CrowningMomentofFunny to which Sparhawk responds with this gem: "His own name?" Vanion has no response to this]].
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/CornerGas''
** In a way, an episode lampshades this trope: when confronted with a badly-spelled newspaper headline (which reads "HANK IS PHYCIC"), Wanda dryly cracks a joke about buying a spellchecker. Brent then follows this up by saying that he's going to continue reading, and that the story is "contunied on page 30".
** In another episode, Karen says that the criminal Davis caught was barely a thief. Cue the SpinningPaper, which inverts two letters in "Cop Nabs Barley Thief".
* During one of Jon Stewart's stand-up routines (taking place at RIT in 2005), the transcriber typing words for the hearing-impaired in the audience spelled "ate" like the number. The track when it occurs is even named that on the recording.
* ''{{Friends}}'':
** Mocked when Rachel tries to write a romance novel. Her attempts are derailed when the male lead is mocked for pulling out his "huge throbbing pens", which is only one of several errors.
** In another episode Rachel gives Ross a lengthy letter, which Ross promptly falls asleep over. In the inevitable discovery and ensuing fight, Ross ends up quipping, "Oh, and by the way 'Y-O-U apostrophe R-E' means 'you are'. 'Y-O-U-R' means 'YOUR'!"
* The game show ''Series/{{Lingo}}'' has pretty simple rules: Try to guess and spell a five-letter word properly, and the letters will light up and let you know how close you are. Nearly ''every'' episode had at least one {{egregious}} spelling error (E-R-R-E-R) from a contestant.
* Even ''Series/WheelOfFortune'', a show where spelling should be of the utmost importance by the staff, had a few misspelled puzzles. Among them: one in 1988 that had Charley Pride's name misspelled CHARLIE; "foghorn" inexplicably spelled as FOG HORN in a 1992 BonusRound; PIECE OF MIND in a 2003 bonus round (should be "a piece of your mind" or "peace of mind"); and WAIT A WHILE (should be "wait awhile").
* ''Series/BeingHuman''
** In the fourth episode, Mitchell is mistaken for a pedophile, which makes the whole neighborhood turn against the trio (well, mainly him and George). Some enthusiastic hater spray paints the word "Peedos" on their front door, much to highly intellectual and anal George's chagrin.
** Similarly, in the fourth episode of the second series, George (aka Mr. Sands) gets a job teaching English to foreign students. His reaction to seeing the graffiti "Mr. Sands Suck Cocks" on the school's bathroom mirror is to comment "For god's sake! It's Mr. Sands sucks cocks. Singular, not plural -- gah, have I taught you nothing?", and then use a marker pen to correct said graffiti. Of course, he is caught doing this by his boss.
* The French dub of ''Series/StargateSG1'' seriously mangled the infamous "Jaffa joke" in episode "Seth", by confusing a "Horus Guard" with a "Horse Guard".
* One gag in the TGIF show ''TeenAngel'' has Marty conjuring up closed captioning for his and Steve's dialog, though the captions lose accuracy almost immediately. When Marty notices and remarks, "That's not what I said!" the caption renders as "There's snot on my head."
* Any live broadcast can suffer this with closed captioning, which has to be created on the fly either by a human operator or a speech recognition program. Naturally, this leaves virtually no time for proofreading, though occasionally the caption will back up for retyping if a recent typo is spotted quickly.
* One show from the U.S channel Destination America, ''Mountain Monsters'' has an [[https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q73/1017376_380878235346451_991087406_n.jpg info card]] claiming that a cryptid is a member of "the [[Series/DoctorWho K9]] family".
* ''Series/{{Frasier}}'': This ends up happening to an ad Niles places in the paper. Great HilarityEnsues. Because of one simple typo resulting in one word being a different word than was intended ("hung" instead of "Jung"), the ad reads: "Niles Crane. Hung specialist. Servicing individuals, couples, groups. Satisfaction guaranteed. 'Tell me where it hurts.'"
-->'''Frasier:''' Any calls?
-->'''Niles:''' It's a telethon.
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[[folder:Magazines]]
* One issue of ''Game Informer'' had a reader's letter in the Feedback section accuse the magazine of being "a part of the liberal, eltist media that likes whine [sic] and cheese parties and is constantly defending video games as an art medium". The response took the error and ran with it:
-->''(...)'' But don't you dare mock our "whine" and cheese parties. We spend a lot of time ensuring they have just the right complaining-to-cheese ratio.
* Both the editors and readers of the Polish magazine ''Magazine/TopSecret'' were very likely to misspell any English word or phrase they quoted. The (user-submitted) cheat codes section was an especially eye-searing minefield of errors, so most of the codes had no chance of working.
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[[folder:Music]]
* The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster named a song "I Could Be an Angle" after a spelling error on the sign of a beggar, trying to invoke the AngelUnaware trope.
* According to legend a German monk made a mistake at copying sheet music in medieval times mistaking a "B" for an "H". That's why today in Germany the note B is called H and the note B-flat is called B.
* The liner notes to an unauthorized [[Music/TheBeatles Beatles]] cash-in compilation, which actually only featured four Beatles songs, included a rather embarrassing mistake: [[http://snopes.com/music/hidden/ifield.asp "It is with a good deal of pride and pleasure that this copulation has been presented"]]. The word "copulation" even stayed in the liner notes when the album was [[CoversAlwaysLie repackaged in an even more misleading manner]]. However, it's unknown whether this was a genuine misspelling of "compilation" or just someone GettingCrapPastTheRadar.
* Music/YoLaTengo have a song called "The Story of Yo La Tango", as a joke about their band name frequently being misspelled that way. Ironically enough, this leads to people "correcting" the song title: Even All Music Guide's track-listing for ''I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass'' lists it as "The Story Of Yo La ''Tengo''". The CD-text that appears when you put the CD into your computer adds "Yes -- it should be Tango!" after the song title.
* Music/MrBungle deliberately used this by calling an early demo tape ''Bowel Of Chiley''. Some unsanctioned re-releases of this demo mistakenly rendered the title ''Bowl Of Chiley''.
* The back cover of the compilation ''Gimme Indie Rock Vol. 1'' mistakenly lists Dinosaur Jr's "Little Fury Things" as "Little ''Furry'' Things".
* The lyric sheet for ''Rust in Peace'' by Music/{{Megadeth}} contains the following line from "Tornado of Souls": "I can't replace the lies that let a 1000 days go." Needless to say, it's hard to not have the line play out play out noticeably differently in your head as opposed to the actual recorded version.
* AbneyPark has a couple of these on ''Lost Horizons'': Post-Apocolaspe Punk and The Emporer's Wives.
* FlamingLips have "Riding to Work in the Year 2025 (Your Invisible Now)". It's been speculated that they spelled it this way deliberately for the sake of ambiguity - depending on spelling and punctuation it could mean "you are invisible now" or "the invisible now that belongs to you".
* Music/TheMoodyBlues, in their song "Dr. Livingstone I Presume", referred to "Antartic" eels instead of "Antarctic". Probably because in Britain "artic" is a common term for an articulated truck.
* The Music/{{Genesis}} track "Dancing With the Moonlit Knight", as well as the obvious one in the title, also has the lyric "all of their hands are playing apart" which is commonly [[{{Mondegreen}} misheard]] as "playing a part".
* Chopin's "Minute Waltz", whose name is usually pronounced as the time unit despite the fact that performances of it are usually slightly longer than a minute, is said to be a misunderstanding of the (translation of the?) title, which apparently was supposed to be the "Mine-ute" (that is, "minute" as in "very small") Waltz.
* "Hands All Over" by {{Soundgarden}} has its line printed as "Your gonna kill your mother" in the CD version, ''twice'', despite said "you're" being spelled correctly with "Big Dumb Sex" at the end of the sheet.
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[[folder:Poetry]]
* Thoroughly, ''thoroughly'' mocked by Taylor Mali's poem [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OonDPGwAyfQ "The The Impotence of Proofreading"]] ("Has this ever happened to you? You work very, very hoard on a paper for English clash, and still get a very glow raid on it, like a D or even a D=...")
* [[http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/poetry/martha-snow.html Eye halve a spelling chequer...]]
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* ''DungeonsAndDragons'':
** When 1st Edition products were adapted to 2nd in some products, "damage" was often spelled "dawizard", likely due to an auto-correct that changed every use of the word "mage" to "wizard".
** Another well-known typo was referring to "Minions of Set" as Minionions of Set". Eventually, ''Dragon Magazine'' featured a cursed magic item called ''Minonions of Set'' in their April Fools edition.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* A late-game battle theme in ''VideoGame/{{La-Mulana}}'' bears the official name "Insterstice of the Dimention". This is an official mistake on the part of the devs.
* In ''[[VideoGame/BackyardSports Backyard Football 2008]]'', the instructions are filled with spelling errors.
* The web MMORPG ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'' bases much of its humor on playing with this trope, most notably with the Misspelled Cemetary and its denizens.
** Captain of the Gourd, indeed.
** One of the [[BribingYourWayToVictory Items of the Month]] specifically starts life as the familiar hatchling, "a cute angel", and becomes on hatching the much uglier and less intelligent-looking "[[JustForPun obtuse angel]]".
** Taken [[UpToEleven up to eleventy billion]] by the Staph of Homophones, which replaces various words ingame and in chat with random homophones. Many of the garbled words it produces would be easy spelling mistakes to make if the "staph" wasn't doing it for you.
--->This ate-foot staph is rot of timbre maid from sturdy seeder would. A corps of guilt quarts ads wait and axe as a channel threw witch thee castor can chute bolts of lightening at his oar her soon too bee chard faux.
* ''[[VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution DDRMAX2]]'' has the song ''Little Boy (Boy Oh Boy Mix)'', but the music select menu calls it the "Boy On Boy Mix" thanks to a typo and the fact that the H key is directly above the N key on a standard QWERTY keyboard. According to legend, this originated with a fansite typo that Konami staff turned into an AscendedMeme for laughs.
** According to reality, this same spelling error also occurred on multiple Dancemania releases, where Konami licensed a good portion of their pre-Super NOVA (non-original) content from. No one knows why Konami or Toshiba-EMI (company behind Dancemania) never fixed the error, and Captain "Franky Gee" Jack himself was puzzled by the continued usage of the misspelling.
* In the HD version of ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3'', the subtitles misspell soldier as "solider" during the line "And, like a true soldier, she saw through it to the end".
* In ''VideoGame/{{ARMA}} II'' and its expansion, any version of the [=M16A4=] with an M203 attached is given the description "Assault rifle with grenade ''luncher''".
** So ''that's'' why it keeps eating my grenades...
** ''VideoGame/ModernWarfare 2'''s FAL with M203 is similarly referred to as a "FAL Grenade ''Laucher''".
* Occurs a few times in the subtitles for ''VideoGame/SonicHeroes''. One example is Vector saying "Looks like we're in jam boys!" when it should be "'''a''' jam". No, Vector, you aren't in a condiment made of fruit or berries that is good on toast.
** "Look at all those Eggman's robots!"
* There's a {{Commodore 64}} game called ''[[http://www.gb64.com/game.php?id=19456 Witts End]]''. "We hope that after playing this game you do not end up at your WITTS END !!" The programmer apparently wasn't that good at English.
* Score an S-Rank in 10-Outrun Mode of ''[[Manga/WanganMidnight Wangan Midnight Maximum Tune]]'' and the game will say "SUDDEEN KILL" on the results screen.
* One of the menu prompts in ''VideoGame/InitialDArcadeStage'' asks the player if they want to "accept your op[[FreudianSlip porn]]ent's challenge?"
* ''VideoGame/JetSetRadio Future'''s multiplayer has a "Plactice Mode".
* Bandit guns, grenade mods, and shields in ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'' have horribly misspelled names. Because, you know, they're manufactured by Bandits, who typically have very poor literacy if they can read at all. Take for instance the "Akurate Acurate smgg" -- they misspelled "accurate" ''twice'', and are too stupid to spell "SMG" (and they can't even keep that consistent, with some of their other submachine guns being called "smigs").
* In ''VideoGame/LollipopChainsaw'', after Juliet gets a phone call from her mom in the prologue chapter, an on-screen message appears telling you how to listen to other phone calls you get throughout the game. Said on-screen message spells "receives" as "recieves".
* The 3DS title for ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilRevelations'' was mispelled as "Resident Evil: Revelaitons" on the spine.
* In one mission of ''VideoGame/Halo3ODST'', you have to find the character Dutch. When you find him, he is labelled on screen as "DUCH".
* In ''[[{{VideoGame/Dota2}} DotA 2]]'' Sven the Rogue Knight even has a voiceline for that: [[http://dota2.gamepedia.com/images/f/fe/Sven_rare_09.mp3 "It's Rogue Knight, dammit! It's not rouge knight."]]
* ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyDualDestinies'' has many, many examples of this in the text, with such lines as "I must serve and well as protect" and "It is your brain that has flow the coop", as documented in [[http://nintendo3dsdaily.com/nintendo3dsnews/ace-attorney-5-has-spellinggrammar-errors this article]]. In fact, grammar mistakes of some variety are to be expected in any ''Ace Attorney'' game - this ''is'' the same franchise that gave us "The miracle never happen".
* The PC game ''Elixir of Immortality'' doesn't have voice acting; all dialogue appears as subtitles. Toward the end, one of the characters is shown to say "I shouldn't of trusted him," instead of "I shouldn't ''have'' trusted him."
* An ad seen on this wiki for a game called ''War Thunder'' commanded you to "''DISTROY'' ENEMY TANK". Besides the abominable grammar, it essentially instructs would-be players not to troy them, however one goes about troying something.
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* Homsar, the infamous {{Cloudcuckoolander}} and TalkativeLoon from ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'', owes his ''[[UpToEleven very existence]]'' to this trope. He was originally created as a joke to make fun of a fan letter's misspelling of "Homestar".
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* Used for a punchline in ''Questionable Content'' [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=360 #360]].
* Duke, writer of ''AnsemRetort'', frequently typos and, unlike some other webcomic writers, never goes back and corrects them. Not all but quite a few of these are of the Rouge Angles of Satin type.
* ''Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff'' '''hass''' many intentional spelling errors as part of its StylisticSuck shtick. It's still fairly legible itself ([[DadaComics relatively speaking]]) and the errors are generally played more as highlights for significant words and phrases, but fanwork has a tendency to [[{{Flanderization}} flanderize]] the spelling goofs to the point of complete unintelligibility.
** Also used with [[LadyDrunk Roxy Lalonde]], Rose's Alpha counterpart. She misspells things frequently due to being constantly intoxicated, before correcting herself (or trying to).
* Spoofed in [[http://www.goominet.com/unspeakable-vault/vault/252/ this strip]] of ''TheUnspeakableVaultOfDoom''. Apparently, computer-generated pentacles aren't that great an idea.
-->'''Cthulhoo:''' For once, drawings are good, but using [[foldercontrol]]

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is more than a beginner's mistake.
* ''Webcomic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella'', [[http://nonadventures.com/2010/10/16/quote-of-arms/ "QUOTE of Arms"]]. After Killroy's misuse of quotation marks (''Lord Killroy: "Supreme Leader"'') gets pointed out, he switches the message on his billboard... to ''Lord Killroy: You're Leader''.
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''. Haley is annoyed to learn that the rogue's guild she almost joined was actually a cosmetics guild akin to Mary Kay. Yes, a [[StealthPun Rouge's Guild.]] (Not so annoyed that she didn't buy products, however. The desert sun can be harsh on skin, you know.)
* ''DarkLegacyComics'': Played with in [[http://www.darklegacycomics.com/41.html this strip]].
* ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures''
** The artist tends to get a lot of this -- and to be very LiteralMinded about it -- in her FourthWallMailSlot comics. For example, a request for "pr0n" is met with [[VisualPun a picture of a shrimp]].
** In the regular comic, she has a tendency to use "of" for "have". Including on [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mowlab1.jpg the page picture.]]
* ''Webcomic/TurnSignalsOnALandRaider'': The [[http://tsoalr.com/?p=171 Firey Loins...]] sorry, ''"Fiery Lions"''.
* Mariokidd319, a ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' cartoonist, sometimes inserts spelling errors in his comics:
** Kidder saying to a changeling "Now neither of us will be vergins!" (instead of virgins) [[http://mariokidd319.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4xsav5 here]]
** [[http://mariokidd319.deviantart.com/gallery/34263928#/d4qhzlt This one]] has Scootaloo saying "AGGRED!" (instead of "AGREED!") to the other Cutie Mark Crusaders, which is especially {{egregious}} as it was in a larger font then the rest of the dialog.
* ''Webcomic/MassEffect3Generations'' arguably takes it UpToEleven, by misspelling the poor word as ''rougue''! It also has [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Neo medi-gel]] being ''bought in'' rather than brought in, etc.
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* [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] in PaulRobinson's ''Literature/InstrumentOfGod'' where the story mentions that when 246 is holding up a copy of a law, he is holding an "ordinance", but when he is referring to weapons, they are "ordnance".
* An amusing depiction of the Cupertino Effect, a character called [[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/jeff-uses-spellcheckar.php "Jeff K!!!!"]] who attempts to spellcheck his aggressively incorrect English.
* ''Website/{{Akinator}}'': As all the characters in his database are entered by contributors from all over the world, they tend to be poorly spelled. Luckily it's possible to fix them.
* ''Radio/TrueCapitalist'' Radio: Ghost sometimes fell victim to Twitter and Chatroom names that are intentionally misspelled in an attempt to trick him into saying something he doesn't like or doesn't mean.
%%* [[http://qdb.us/97707 This quote]] and [[http://www.bash.org/?459217 this one]] from QDB are amusing.
%%* [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Three words:]] [[http://www.ssbwiki.com/Tires_don_exits Tires don exits]].
* There used to be a spoof website for a company named ''Games Wor[==]ksop''. Unfortunately, it seems to have been removed -- all that turns up on a search for "Games Wor[==]ksop" on Google is 2000 misspelled pages...
* [[http://www.quizilla.com/index.php Quizilla]] does ''not'' have a spellchecker, apparently; but users seem to like using external or in-browser ones, resulting in things like "Does your best friend have fillings for you?"
* A scoundrel at [[http://www.shortandhappy.com shortandhappy.com]] used to go out into chatrooms pretending to be a 14-year-old girl named "Amber" looking to cyber, mess with the head of whichever poor chap engaged him, and post the results on his website. One such "client" had the unlucky username of [[http://www.shortandhappy.com/amber/amberchatlog025.htm dragon_worrier2001]]... And the jokes just wrote themselves.
* [[http://www.isbarackobamamuslin.com/ "Is Barack Obama Muslin?"]]
** [[http://fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=71901&Page=1 OBAMA IS SATIN!!!]]
* {{Lolcats}} and other similar {{Image Macro}}s were originally these (the language expected of forum-dwelling Net-generation tweens) combined with pertinent images of cats, and thus suggested the child-like nature of our feline friends. [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks Newer attempts]] at these are much less memorable, merely being intentionally (and gratuitously) misspelled captions with ordinary photos.
** [[http://logo.cafepress.com/8/1221917.6255378.jpg IM IN UR CASSEL ADVIZIN UR KING]]"
* GameFAQs' Board 8 is so used to certain misspellings that "[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog SNOIC]]", "[[VideoGame/{{Metroid}} SMAUS]]" and "[[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger CORNO]]"[[labelnote:*]]coincidentally Latin/Italian/Portuguese word for horn... and in the last one, for [[HornedHumanoid cuck]][[YourCheatingHeart old]], making it even more hilarious[[/labelnote]] are {{Running Gag}}s, if not {{Meme}}s.
* Misspelling various religious terminology is a bit of a meme among atheist regulars on Yahoo! Answers's Religion & Spirituality board, especially when [[PoesLaw pretending to be parody versions of fundamentalists]]. Apart from the standard "Angles" and "Satin", the Bible is called "the Bibble", worship is known as "warship", repenting is referred to as "repainting", the Rapture is "the Rupture", God is "Gawd" or "Cod", Jesus is "Jebus", the Holy Ghost is the Holey/Wholly/Holly Goats, and the all the letters in the word "atheist" excluding the first and last are rearranged more or less at random (misspellings of "atheist" are ''never'' pluralized, lampooning the repeated failure of the board's religious fundamentalists to pluralize the word at all).
** Many of these are also seen on Website/FundiesSayTheDarndestThings although there the most common misspelling of "Bible" is "Babble" as in "Wholly Babble"[[labelnote:*]](and please don't say that's an accurate label of it; that's just FlameBait in its purest form)[[/labelnote]].
* Obviously parodied in JacksFilms "[[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA6687CF25DE17420 Your Grammar Sucks]]" series, where he reads off comments filled with all kinds of bad grammar. The Rouge Angles aspect is only one part of it, but still a fairly prominent one. For example...
** [[http://youtu.be/fyKxp5e9Lf4?t=1m6s Mixing up "Gentle" and Genital"]] (whoopsie daisy). Beware some (censored) expletives in these videos.
** A double offender: "[[http://youtu.be/R7HcBngM4Ko?t=5s This is Evan worse then 9/11]]".
** Jack reading comments that have "defiantly" in place of "definitely" [[http://youtu.be/DS_zQw61PQE?t=18m12s is fairly common,]] and it's become a RunningGag for Jack to use the [[UpperClassTwit Sophisticated Man voice]] whenever he comes across one with it in it.
*** Similarly for whenever [[http://youtu.be/IDmz7K385Qw?t=2m32s somebody mistakes "Collage" for "College".]]
** The infamous [[http://youtu.be/DS_zQw61PQE?t=14m33s Rapping/Raping Rapper/Raper]] thing (see the raped/rapped/wrapped/rapt entry above), which of course [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLfhizLZi7c got a Lampshade]] in the ChristmasSpecial.
** And many, many more, throughout just about every episode of YGS, which now has 50+ episodes. [[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA6687CF25DE17420 Frolic.]]
* When there's something written on screen on ''WebVideo/ThirdRateGamer'', it's pretty much ''guaranteed'' to be misspelled. This is part of the StylisticSuck nature of the show.
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* The ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode "The Day The Earth Stood Stupid" ends with Fry defeating the Brainspawn by writing a book full of misspelled words and {{Plot Hole}}s, sending the aliens back to their home planet "[[CrowningMomentOfFunny for no]] [[FunetikAksent raisin]]."
** Later, in the episode "Möbius Dick," Leela forces a monument to be recarved when she notices its engraving spells "and '''it's'''[[labelnote:*]]"it is"[[/labelnote]] crew" instead of the correct "and '''its''' crew." The alien carvers [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] that [[AliensSpeakingEnglish it's a miracle they can even speak English at all]].
* "The Adventures of Letterman", an animated segment of ''TheElectricCompany'', plays with these kinds of errors ("feet" for "feat", among many other misspellings).
* This was the basis for the entire plot behind the ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' episode "Jared Has Aides". [[HilarityEnsues Guess what most people thought he had.]]
* The closed caption of the ''Mask/Ace Ventura'' crossover "The Aceman Cometh" has Pretorius saying that his mind swap machine "had served it's purpose."
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