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->''"Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
Sugar is sweet;\\
And so are you."''

This is the stereotypical poem. Its origins are unknown, but may, according to Website/{{Wikipedia}}, be traced to these lines from Sir Edmund Spenser's ''Literature/TheFaerieQueene'':

->''"It was upon a Sommers shynie day,\\
When Titan faire his beames did display,\\
In a fresh fountaine, farre from all mens vew,\\
She bath'd her brest, the boyling heat t'allay;\\
She bath'd with '''roses red, and violets blew''',\\
And all the sweetest flowres, that in the forrest grew."''

"Blew" is an old spelling of "blue". Both roses and violets exist in varieties of many colours. ''Viola sororia'' and ''Viola odorata'' are the bluest violets; red roses are hybrid teas of the genus ''Rosa''.

It has [[DeadHorseTrope often been parodied]].
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!!'''Variants:'''
[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:Variants]]

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
[[Franchise/AssassinsCreed Everything is permitted,\\
And nothing true.]]
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-> [[http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/96701/96701,1239786422,10/stock-photo-red-violet-flower-with-green-leaf-28530316.jpg Violets are red,]]\\
[[https://keyassets.timeincuk.net/inspirewp/live/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2019/07/GettyImages-680832819_321282711_479035882-920x599.jpg Roses are blue,]]\\
Horticulture is fun!\\
Botany, too.
----
-> Violets are blue\\
Roses are red\\
[[PrepareToDie You're going to die]]\\
[[OffWithHisHead Off With Your Head]]
----
-> Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
I have five fingers,\\
[[FlippingTheBird The middle one's for you!]]
----
->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
I really can't rhyme\\
Microwave!\\

(recited by a high school student in an amphitheater in Greece)
----
->Blood is red\\
Bruises are blue\\
[[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Omae wa mou]]\\
[[YouAreAlreadyDead Shindeiru]]
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
He/she's for me\\
Not for you\\
If by chance\\
You take my place\\
I'll take my fist\\
And smash your face
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
I've got a knife\\
Get in the van.
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
What line comes next?\\
I haven't a clue.
----
->Roses are red\\
My feet are green\\
It's Valentine's Day\\
So let's get obscene.
----
->Roses are red,\\
Violets are violet,\\
Blah blah blah,\\
Let's shag.
----
->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
TheCakeIsALie,\\
And now so are you.
----
->Roses are green,\\
Violets are yellow.\\
This doesn't rhyme,\\
And I'm color-blind.
----
->Roses are red.\\
Violets are blue.\\
Some poems rhyme.\\
[[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion This one doesn't]].
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
[[IDoNotOwn Me no own\\
So you no sue]].
----
->Roses are red.\\
Violets are blue.\\
[[Manga/{{Colorful}} This show's about panties]].
----
-> Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue\\
[[https://web.archive.org/web/20120113133729/http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2011/3/18/1/enhanced-buzz-15854-1300424464-1.jpg Here, have a troll face.]]\\
NO PUNCHLINE FOR YOU!
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
I have V.D.\\
Now you have it too.
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
Sugar is sweet\\
And so are you\\
But the roses are wilting\\
The violets are dead\\
The sugar bowl's empty\\
And so is your head.
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
[[RussianReversal Trope Mocks You\\
Game loses you]]
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
Sexual hormones\\
Are why I love you
----
->Roses are red\\
Daffodils are yellow\\
I'd rather have rabies\\
Than be your fellow
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
[[Franchise/MassEffect Assuming Control]]\\
This Hurts You.
----
->Roses are red\\
Carbon is black\\
I am impressed\\
[[BuxomBeautyStandard With your giant rack]].
----
->Roses are red\\
Corpses are blue\\
When this poem rhymes,\\
You'll be one as well.
----
->Roses are green\\
Unicorns are fridge\\
This poem makes no sense\\
Toaster.
----
->Roses are red\\
My name is Dave\\
This poem makes no sense\\
Microwave
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
[[Anime/MobileFighterGGundam ORE NO KONO TE GA]]\\
[[Anime/MobileFighterGGundam MAKKA NI MOERU!]]\\

----
->Roses are red, and violets are blue\\
Nothing I've seen is sweeter than you\\
Let's plant a seed of love that can bloom\\
Withstanding all, all the time shining true\\
Violets are blue, roses are red\\
And one day all that we know will be dead\\
So let's plant the seed and let love be true\\
Till the day roses wither and I'll be without you
----
->Roses are red, and violets are blue\\
Daffodils are yellow, all of this is true\\
Let's just be happy, no one wants to be blue\\
'Cause roses are red and violets are blue
----
->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue.\\
[[VideoGame/{{BlazBlue}} Waga na wa Hakumen.\\
OSHITEMAIRU!]]
----

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue.\\
[[Anime/YuriKumaArashi Everything's gonna be Daijoubu.]]

----
->[[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Plumbers are red]],\\
[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Hedgehogs are blue]].\\
Press "Start" to join\\
And be my Player 2
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are Blue\\
[[Series/{{Lost}} 4, 8, 15, 16]],\\
[[ArcNumber 23, 42]]
----
->Roses are red\\
Don't let them find ya\\
[[Film/{{Looper}} If you're from the future,\\
Try moving to China]]
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are Blue\\
Chicken shit stinks\\
And so do you
----
->Roses are red\\
Dead ones are black\\
Why is your chest\\
As flat as your back?
----
->Violets are blue\\
Roses are red\\
I hate you\\
I wish you were dead.
----
->Roses are (sometimes) red,\\
Violets are (sometimes) blue,\\
I've got UsefulNotes/{{Asperger|Syndrome}}s,\\
Have you got it too?
----
->Roses are Red\\
Violets are blue\\
[[RussianReversal In Soviet Russia,\\
Poem writes YOU!]]
----
->Roses are Red\\
Violets are blue\\
This line doesn't rhyme\\
And neither does this one
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets ''are not'' blue\\
The color's in the name!\\
Hmph, never mind
-----
->[[Series/DoctorWho Fezzes are red\\
The TARDIS is blue]]\\
Bowties Are Cool\\
And so are you
-----
-> Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
[[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs All my base\\
Are belong to you.]]\\
-----
-> Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
Wait... then my flowerbed is purple...\\
YAAAAAAYY!!!\\
----
-> Roses are red\\
Roses are yellow\\
Grandpa's teeth\\
Are lost in the Jell-o!\\
----
-> Violets are red\\
And roses are blue\\
If you use Photoshop\\
To mess with the hue.\\
----
-> [[DirtyCommunists Party is red]]\\
[[EndlessWinter And winter is blue]]\\
In Soviet Website/TVTropes\\
[[RussianReversal Poem potholes you!]]\\
----
-> Roses are red\\
[[https://web.archive.org/web/20130712200555/http://jpegy.com/lol/roses-are-red-bacon-is-red-poems-are-hard-bacon-21666 Bacon is red]]\\
Poems are hard\\
...Bacon
----
-> Roses are red\\
Roses are red\\
Hitman is cool\\
But is bad at poems.\\
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-> Roses are red\\
That much is true\\
Violets are violet\\
Not fucking blue\\
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->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
Kiss my ass\\
And fuck you, too!\\
----
->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
[[WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDameDisney I'll burn down Paris\\
Just to find you.]]\\
----
->The roses are red\\
And the violets are crimson\\
I've killed the gardener\\
And you're coming next.\\
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
Vodka is cheaper\\
Than dinner for two\\
----
->Roses are red\\
[[VideoGame/AgeOfEmpires WOLOLO!]]\\
Roses are blue.\\
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
RYUU GA WAGA\\
[[VideoGame/{{Overwatch}} TEKI WO KURAU!]]\\
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->[[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Reimu wears red]]\\
[[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Sanae wears blue]]\\
[[{{Moe}} I want to hug them]]\\
[[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And Flandre too!]]
----
->Roses are red\\
[[UsefulNotesBlueScreenOfDeath My screen is blue]]\\
And I'm sitting here thinking\\
What the fuck did I do?\\
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->[[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends Brambleback's red]]\\
[[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends Sentinel's blue]]\\
[[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends If you steal my buff]]\\
[[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends I WILL chatspam you.]]\\

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->[[Creator/BilliePiper Roses]] are red\\
[[Series/DoctorWho The TARDIS is blue]]\\
[[Creator/DavidTennant The Doctor]] once said\\
"[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E13Doomsday Rose Tyler, I-]]"\\

----
->Roses are red\\
The TARDIS is blue\\
And [[Creator/CatherineTate Donna]] now asks\\
Series/DoctorWho?\\

----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
[[LogicBomb The next line is false]]\\
[[LogicBomb The above line is true]]\\

----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
Does this rag\\
Smell like chloroform to you?\\

----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain Boss, that's the target]]\\
[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain He's coming too?]]

----
->[[https://twitter.com/howardtayler/status/963515167420989440 The roses are dying]]\\
I don't have green thumbs\\
At least I still-- hang on\\
[[StockShoutOuts Who ate all my plums?]]

----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
[[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Believe in me\\
Who believes in you]]

----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
I suck at poetry\\
Show me your tits

----
->Roses are red\\
No flower is Gray\\
[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas All we had to do\\
Was follow the damn train, CJ!]]
----
->Roses are red\\
I'll see you in court\\
[[Memes/AceAttorney I've received the updated\\
autopsy report]]
----
->Roses are grey\\
Violets are grey\\
Everything's grey\\
Because I'm a dog
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
I have a gun!\\
Get in the van!
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
[[RussianReversal In Soviet Russia\\
Poems rhyme YOU]]!
----
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
[[Music/FallingInReverse You are all assholes\\
But I'm just like you]]

[[/folder]]

!!Variants in media:

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* ''The Adventures of Captain Jack'':
-->Roses are red\\
Lemons do pucker\\
Prisoners escape\\
When the guard is a sucker!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
->Roses are red,\\
A deep crimson hue,\\
When you got in trouble,\\
You sure were too! Ha! Ha! [[note]]Calvin sends Susie this note to taunt her after she gets in trouble for talking in class, provoking her into writing another note and getting in trouble again[[/note]]\\

And:

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
Tu-lips are what we'll be kissing,\\
Woo-woo!\\
-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->Roses are Red\\
Violets are Blue\\
I know where you live\\
And your family too.\\
-- ''ComicStrip/ShermansLagoon''

->Blue is the violet,\\
Red is the rose;\\
You're still a big jerk,\\
And [[StylisticSuck your poetry blows]]!\\
-- ''ComicStrip/{{Zits}}''

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
If something smells bad\\
it's gotta be you.

->Roses are red\\
Emeralds are green\\
You must weigh more\\
Than a washing machine.

->Roses are red,\\
tomatoes are too\\
If I had one now\\
I'd throw it at you.

->Roses are red\\
Like a big fiery comet\\
Your face would make even\\
Quasimodo vomit.

->Roses are red\\
Daffodils gold\\
You might look better\\
If you scraped off that mold.

->Roses are red\\
Looming huge to the ant;\\
I wish you would drown\\
In a waste treatment plant\\

->Roses are red\\
With shades of green;\\
Your breath smells bad\\
Use more Listerine.\\
-- ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' [[note]]Jason's Valentines to Paige accidentally get switched with Roger's to Andy. HilarityEnsues[[/note]]

->Roses are red\\
And violets are blue\\
Take care of that sciata\\
Down by your (wazoo) [[note]]The author is looking for a word that rhymes but is less "trite"[[/note]]\\
-- ''ComicStrip/{{Frazz}}''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue.\\
At least, that's what they tell me,\\
Because I am blind.\\
-- ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide''

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
Cardboard is stiff\\
And so are you\\
-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' [[note]]Dogbert's funeral sympathy cards branch into comedy[[/note]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'':
-->Roses are red\\
[[ShapedLikeItself Violets are violet]].\\
Just thought I'd mention that,\\
Since [=SpongeBob=] isn't violent.[[note]]This was for a girl Calvin didn't actually care about.[[/note]]
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3394853/1/Roses_are_red Roses Are Red]]'' (''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' fanfiction):
-->Roses are red\\
Stems are green\\
You're the prettiest half-demon\\
I've ever seen
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
->Roses are red,\\
violets are blue ...\\
I'm about to fuck up.\\
So what else is new?\\
-- '''Colin''', ''Film/{{Greenfingers}}''

->Sir roses are red,\\
Sir violets are blue,\\
Sir sugar is sweet,\\
Sir so are you.\\
-- '''Baravelli''' on the symptoms of cirrhosis, ''Film/HorseFeathers''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
I wanna poke your fucking eyes out with my dick, you fuck\\
-- '''Charles Randall''', ''Film/RighteousKill''

->Roses are red,\\
violets are blue\\
Fuck you, whore\\
-- '''Tom''', ''Film/FiveHundredDaysOfSummer''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
They'll need dental records\\
To identify you.\\
-- ''Film/{{Valentine}}''

->Roses are red,\\
violets are blue,\\
I'm schizophrenic,\\
and so am I.\\
-- ''Film/WhatAboutBob''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
One is dead,\\
[[RightBehindMe And so are you!]]\\
-- ''Film/MyBloodyValentine''

->Roses are red,\\
and how do you do?\\
Drink four of these,\\
and woob-woob-woob-woob!\\
-- '''Curly''', ''[[Film/TheThreeStooges No Census, No Feeling]]''

->Roses are red.\\
Sonic is blue.\\
Earth needs a hero.\\
A hedgehog will do!\\
-- One of several {{tagline}}s for ''Film/SonicTheHedgehog2020'', which was released on a Valentine's Day.

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Gamebooks]]
* The ''Literature/FightingFantasy'' gamebook, ''Literature/EyeOfTheDragon'' had a trap where players walks into a dead end bearing this message:
->Roses are red.\\
Violets are blue.\\
A face like yours.\\
Belong in a zoo.\\
(Cue inescapable portcullis sealing the only way in, leaving the reader permanently trapped if they do not have a necessary item)
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]
->Roses are red\\
And ready for plucking;\\
You are sixteen\\
And ready for [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion high school]].\\
-- ''Literature/BreakfastOfChampions''

->Raseuse arrête, valet de Tsar bat loups\\
Joues gare et suite, un sot voyou.\\
-- ''Mots d'Heures: Gousses, Rames''[[note]]The editor, Luis d'Antin van Rooten, explains this as "a description of an incident at the Russian Imperial court", but the French text is better pronounced than translated.[[/note]]

->Roses are red,\\
Corpses are blue,\\
On Valentine's day\\
You'll die too!\\
-- '''R. L. Stine''', "Broken Hearts"

->Roses are red, violets are blue,\\
Angels in heaven know I love you
-->'''Creator/PoulAnderson'''

->Roses are red,\\
Pacifica's [[BlueBlood blood is blue]],\\
I read what you crossed out,\\
I'm on to you!\\
Start combing your hair, Brother!\\
-- '''[[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls Mabel Pines]]''', ''Literature/GravityFallsJournal3'' ''Blacklight Edition''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->''Roses are red\\
Violets are bluish\\
If it weren't for Christmas\\
We'd all be Jewish''\\
-- '''Creator/BennyHill'''

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
Sugar is sweet\\
I'm gonna break your face\\
-- '''The Champ''', ''Series/PoliceSquad''

->Violets are blue\\
Roses are red\\
My sons were right\\
Go soak your head\\
-- '''Carey Martin''', ''Series/TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody''

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
Fudge is sweet\\
Here's some fudge.\\
-- '''Bob Pinciotti''', ''Series/That70sShow''

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
Have sex in the Corps\\
And I'll break your neck\\
-- '''Deacon Jones''', ''G Vs E''

->Roses are red\\
Violets are fickle\\
When I'm done with you\\
All you'll have left is this nickel\\
-- '''Maris Crane''', ''Series/{{Frasier}}''

->Big Balls are red\\
Mud is brown\\
I really like it\\
when people fall down\\
- '''John Henson''', ''{{Series/Wipeout2008}}''

->Roses are red,\\
poppies are red,\\
the grass is all red,\\
'''[[OhCrap SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE!]]'''\\
-- Holly Walsh on ''Series/MockTheWeek''

->Dear Hallmark,\\
Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
Your cards are shit,\\
And your channel is too.\\
-- Chris Addison on ''Series/MockTheWeek''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
I'm locked up in Broadmoor,\\
And thinking of you.\\
-- Hugh Dennis on ''Series/MockTheWeek''

->Roses are red\\
violets are blue\\
pansies are poets, Will\\
tell me it isn't true.

->Roses are red\\
violets are blue\\
Jazz and I are black\\
but Carlton, what are you?\\
--Carlton Banks and Will Smith, respectively, Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir

->Roses are red\\
violets are green\\
Get offa your butt\\
an' join the Marines!\\
--John Wayne on ''Series/LaughIn''

->Roses are red, violets are blue,\\
You killed Elliott and I ''could have'' killed you.
------>A.D.
->--Note to Alison, ''Series/PrettyLittleLiars''

->Roses are red\\
And violets are blue,\\
These aren’t flowers\\
And so I’ll fire you.\\
-- Lord Sugar upon hearing that a team wasted their time looking for what they thought were flowers, ''Series/TheApprentice'' (U.K. version)

->Roses are red, violets are blue,\\
We can learn a lot from you... {{NOT}}\\
-- Tommy and Zack, reciting a poem to Bulk and Skull, ''Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
A trip to the [[PieInTheFace Pie Pod]]\\
Is waiting for you.\\
-- Instruction card on ''Series/WhatWouldYouDoNickelodeon''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
I fucked and killed your mother,\\
But I really didn't mean to.\\
-- Trying to apologize to Empress Catherine on ''Series/TheGreat''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]
->Roses are red, yes, and violets are blue.\\
I looked for both, but they never grew.\\
Roses are red, yes, and that stands for lust --\\
The other's for innocence; for that, I'm not fussed.\\
-- '''Zoe's Adventures Under Ground''', "River Rise Over"

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are purple,\\
Sugar is sweet,\\
And so's maple surple.\\
-- '''Roger Miller''', "Dang Me"

->Roses are red, violets are blue\\
And time is beginning to crawl\\
I just might have to come see you\\
Where teardrops fall\\
-- '''Music/BobDylan''' (no, really), "Where Teardrops Fall"

->Roses are red, my love.\\
Violets are blue.\\
Sugar is sweet, my love.\\
But not as sweet as you.\\
Then I went far away and you found someone new.\\
I read your letter dear, and I wrote back to you:\\
"Roses are red, my love.\\
Violets are blue.\\
Sugar is sweet, my love.\\
Good luck, may God bless you."\\
-- '''Bobby Vinton''', "Roses Are Red (My Love)"

->Roses are red\\
And violets are blue\\
Honey is sweet\\
But not as sweet as you\\
-- '''Music/{{Aqua}}''', "Roses Are Red" [-(Different song, same title.)-]

->Violets are blue\\
Roses are red\\
Daisies are yellow\\
The flowers are dead.\\
-- '''Music/LilWayne''', "I Feel Like Dying"

->The rose is red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
Sugar's sweet;\\
Sweetie, so are you!\\
-- '''George Gershwin, Ira Gershwin & Gus Kahn''', "So Are You"

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
Until I met Psalty\\
I was blue, too.\\
-- Psaltina, [[Music/KidsPraise Kids Praise 3: Funtastic Family!]]

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
If I'm [[FunnySchizophrenia schizophrenic]]\\
Then I am too\\
-- '''Music/{{Voltaire}}''', "The Chosen"

->Wine is red\\
Poison is blue\\
Strychnine is good\\
For what's ailin' you\\
-- '''The Sonics''', "Strychnine"

->Roses are red\\
And violets are blue\\
You chase me\\
And so will I\\
Advertising/BurmaShave...\\
-- '''Roger Miller''', "Burma Shave"

->Burns are red\\
bruises blue\\
out with the old\\
cheated by the new\\
--'''Music/{{Chumbawamba}}''', "Amnesia"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Print Media]]
->Roses are red\\
The hoisery's nude\\
This dress is heinous\\
Your stylist should be sued\\
-- '''Bullseye''', ''Entertainment Weekly'', Issue #1197

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue.\\
Bricks are heavy,\\
And L7 is too.\\

And:

->Violets are blue\\
And roses are red.\\
Go get L7\\
For a shot of street cred.\\
-- '''Bricks Are Heavy Review''', ''Entertainment Weekly'', Issue #123

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
We make our bread\\
On clods like you!\\
-- '''Magazine/{{MAD}}''', "A Valentine to all our readers", #133

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
I'm a man for all seasons\\
So what else is new?\\
-- '''Magazine/{{MAD}}''', the first of a RunningGag from the "Quiz Show" movie parody.


->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
[[WhatTheHellHero That's nothing a son]]\\
[[WhatTheHellHero of mine should do]]\\
-- '''Magazine/{{MAD}}''', also from the Quiz Show parody, when Charles's father finds out about him getting the answers.

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
Just call the network\\
[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere and tell them you're through]]\\
-- '''Magazine/{{MAD}}''', yet another one from the Quiz Show parody, when Charles is wondering what to do next.

->Roses are red\\
Pumpkins are orange\\
I wish I had\\
[[LeastRhymableWord A great big borange]]\\
-- '''Magazine/{{MAD}}''', a final one from the Quiz Show parody, when Charles gives a FreudianExcuse about being unable to [[WellDoneSonGuy impress his father]] through poetry. In the next panel, his father starts on another, but is told to shut up.

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
This game is stupid\\
-- Review header for ''VideoGame/YuGiOhTheDuelistsOfTheRoses'', '''Official U.S. [=PlayStation=] Magazine''', April 2003, page 98
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
->"Roses is red, violets is blue. Wrestling/TheYoungBucks got [[LongHairedPrettyBoy long pretty hair like a girl do.]] So Sunday in New York we gonna have to make em our bitches, and yall probably gonna go back to California with stitches. Now if yall can't be in New York to watch us make them girls scream and holler, you can order that sumbitch on pay per view, only ten dollars. Go Fight Live dot tv baby, big ten year anniversary, yall don't wanna miss this shit! I promise."
-->--'''Jay Briscoe''', Wrestling/RingOfHonor
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theater]]
->Oscar Hammerstein's gone\\
Larry Hart's laying low\\
The rose is red\\
The violet's blue\\
The sugar's sweet\\
And so are you\\
That's as deep as we go\\
-- ''Theatre/ForbiddenBroadway''[='s=] parody of ''Theatre/MissSaigon'', "You Are Hallmark, I Postcard"

->Finders can be weepers\\
Losers can be keepers\\
Roses can be red\\
Violets can be blue\\
Some lyrics rhyme\\
Some don't\\
-- '''Jitter''', ''Theatre/TheMusicalOfMusicalsTheMusical'', "Stay with Me"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Toys]]
-> Have you ever found words in your alphabet soup? ALPHABITTLE discovered a whole poem once! It started, "Roses are red, violets are blue..." But she never read the rest of it. She was so hungry, she gobbled up the rest of the poem!\\
-- G3 Franchise/MyLittlePony, Alphabittle's backcard story

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
->Roses are gray\\
Violets are gray\\
I'm dead and color-blind.\\
-- '''Forsaken male /silly emote''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''

->Roses are red,
->violets are blue,
->I'll kill any [race] I see,
->including you!
->-- '''Defias Messenger''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''


->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
I'm gonna kill you\\
Doodley-doo\\
-- '''Gargarensis''', ''VideoGame/AgeOfMythology''

->Violets are blue\\
Roses are red\\
We're coming aboard\\
Prepare to eat lead\\
-- A book of pirate poems, ''VideoGame/MonkeyIsland2LeChucksRevenge''

->Roses are red\\
Zombies are blue\\
But my face is white[[note]]Or, in the UpdatedRerelease, "But I don't want brains"[[/note]]\\
So you know I'm true\\
-- '''Eriko''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Persona1}} Revelations Persona]]''

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
You suck\\
-- Graffiti written below an over-the-top poem in ''VideoGame/Left4Dead''

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
I'm stuck on the eastern front\\
[[SuddenlyShouting AND]] SO ARE [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] YOU!!\\
-- '''Wehrmacht Grenadier''', ''VideoGame/CompanyOfHeroes''

->Wines is red\\
Spices is yellow\\
But old Jack-of-Smiles\\
Is a murderous fellow\\
-- A message the player can receive during the Feast of the Exceptional Rose in ''VideoGame/FallenLondon''

->Roses are red.\\
So is this wine.\\
I'll be the 6,\\
if you'll be my 9.\\
-- '''Nutaku''', ''VideoGame/CrushCrush''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
Bulldozer, bulldozer,\\
I love you.\\
-- '''Dizzy''', ''VideoGame/KidsOnSite''

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
Your loaning rights are revoked\\
Due to books overdue\\
-- Library notice, ''VideoGame/TheDarksideDetective''

->Roses are red,\\
Pillows are white,\\
Get our special bundle\\
And stay up all night!\\
$50 Valentine's special at Fancy Nancy Flowers sponsored by Pillowtronics!\\
-- Fading advertisement on the Nickel News bulletin outside, ''VideoGame/ThimbleweedPark''

->Rose is Red\\
Violet is Blue\\
Flag is [[LevelGoal Win]]\\
[[TitleDrop Baba is You]]\\
-- Rules for the appropriately-named "Poem" level, ''VideoGame/BabaIsYou''

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
You control the news\\
And they control you\\
-- Unknown letter at the office desk, ''VideoGame/HeadlinerNoviNews''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Animation]]
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
One day we'll cruise\\
Down Blood Gulch Avenue\\
-- First verse of the WebAnimation/RedVsBlue theme

->Roses are red,\\
Violets; they're blue,\\
[[CoolOldGuy Jimmy Stewart is awesome]];\\
Doo dee doo dee doo.\\
-- '''Jimmy Stewart (supposedly)''', ''WebAnimation/HowItShouldHaveEnded: Film/ItsAWonderfulLife''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
Your house is covered\\
In piles of excrement\\
-- '''Ben [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation "Yahtzee"]] Croshaw''', reviewing ''VideoGame/SaintsRow2''

->the roses are red\\
the violets are blue\\
[[PrecisionFStrike fuck you]]\\
-- '''A card Mokey gives to Momee''', ''WebAnimation/MokeysShow''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
SANTIAGO will kill you\\
-- '''Santiago''', ''[[WebAnimation/{{Pamtri}} Revenge on Santiago]]''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Comics]]
->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
You're really hot,\\
Let's fuck.\\
-- '''Sven Bianchi''', ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1189 #1189]]

->Roses be red,\\
Violence be bloody,\\
Littleton kid went\\
Killing with his buddy.\\
Una-bomber! Oklahoma!\\
Fire down ho!\\
Sharks in da gene pool,\\
North of Kosovo!\\
Everyone's packing,\\
So I'll pack my nickel bag,\\
Gonna get my peace on and offer yas a drag.\\
-- '''Monique''', ''Sinfest'' [[https://web.archive.org/web/20151127232348/http://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=2000-02-02 2000-02-02: Beat Poet 2]]

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are violet.\\
Here's the Zorgon spies,\\
[[YourMom Yo momma's a harlot]].\\
-- '''Lodoze''' (parody of [[Franchise/TheDCU Lobo]]), ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' ([[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/010622 22 June 2001]])

->Roses are red\\
I give them to mom\\
She makes me cookies\\
Nommy nom noms\\
-- '''Cinna the Poet''', ''Webcomic/HarkAVagrant'' ([[http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=307 Julius Caesar, Part Two]])

->You need a poem? Fine!\\
Roses are red\\
Green is the grass\\
I'm sorry I hurt you\\
I'm a horse's ass.\\
If you need a haiku, just remember "peace-shattering moron" is six syllables.\\
-- '''Fred Macintire (advising Lisa)''', ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive''

->Roses are red\\
Daisies are yellow\\
''(she's briefly interrupted)''\\
[[SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan I am in]] [[LoveRedeems love with]]\\
[[LovableNerd A nerdy young fellow]].\\
-- '''Fuchsia''', ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'' [[https://web.archive.org/web/20160402022605/http://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=2009-05-18 2009-05-18: Love Poetry]]

->[[InvertedTrope Violets are red\\
and roses are blue]]\\
when [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metamaterial metamaterials]]\\
alter their hue.\\
-- [[http://xkcd.com/1351/ "Metamaterials"]], ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' [[note]]This only a theoretical application of metamaterials, no hue-shifting layer actually exists. Yet.[[/note]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
->[[Platform/{{UNIX}} roses = '#ff0000';]]\\
[[Platform/{{UNIX}} violets = '#0000ff';]]\\
[[MemeticMutation find ~ -name base -exec chown -R you {} \;]]\\
-- '''Chaos Computer Club'''

->Roses are [[color:#ff0000:[=#FF0000=]]]\\
Violets are [[color:#0000ff:#0000FF]]\\
[[MemeticMutation All my base]]\\
[[VideoGame/ZeroWing Are belong to you]]\\
[[https://web.archive.org/web/20081202143506/http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/724a/ ThinkGeek]]

->Roses are red\\
The Crisseagrim's blue\\
[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight You're a miserable pile of secrets]]\\
''[[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight But enough talk, have at you!]]'''\\
-- '''[[Website/FourChan Anonymous]]'''

->Roses are red.\\
[[VideoGame/{{Portal}} The cake is a lie]].\\
[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya My name is]] [[Film/ArmyOfDarkness Ash, housewares]]. [[MoreDakka *chk chk*]]\\
PrepareToDie!\\
[[https://m.fanfiction.net/topic/13927/25305360/1/ A quote-mixing forum game]]

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
[[EroticEating I must eat yoghurt]]\\
[[EroticEating Off of you]].\\
''[[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554818 Dance of the Manwhore]]''

->Roses are scarlet,\\
Violets are purple,\\
My love for you is...\\
is...\\
Goddammit.\\
-- ''[[http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/famous-love-poem-drafts/ I-Mockery.com]]''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
I am WebAnimation/PainisCupcake,\\
[[ImAHumanitarian I will eat you]].\\
-- ''Platform/YouTube comments''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
[[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Omae wa mou]],\\
[[YouAreAlreadyDead Shindeiru]].\\
-- ''Platform/YouTube comments''

->Violets are blue,\\
Roses are red,\\
[[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar You don't even know]]\\
[[YouAreAlreadyDead You're already dead.]][[note]]English equivalent of the above.[[/note]]\\
-- ''Platform/YouTube comments''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
[[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar I can't be dead]]--\\
'''[[LudicrousGibs HIDEBU!]]'''[[note]]''[=HnK=]'', Mr. Heart flavor.[[/note]]\\
-- ''Platform/YouTube comments''

-> Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
''[[GratuitousForeignLanguage Gibe moni plos]]'' \\
Or [[VideoGame/RagnarokOnline I report yu]]\\
-- [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/huahuehuahue Know Your Meme]]

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
Check out this new car!\\
I'm staring at you.\\
-- One of the "love letters" Fiat delivered to "Isabel" in hopes of choosing her as a lucky winner, Website/{{Cracked}}

->Gamzee has Faygo,\\
Sollux has honey,\\
Stop writing poems,\\
They're not fucking funny!\\
-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}s on [=YouTube=]''

->[[{{Determinator}} Determination]] [[ColorMotif is red,]]\\
My jacket is blue,\\
[[SelfDeprecation You may think you're not pretty,]]\\
But I love all of you.\\
[[WartsAndAll No matter your body,\\
No matter your scars,]]\\
[[YouAreBetterThanYouThinkYouAre Nobody is perfect,]]\\
[[BeYourself Just be who you are.]]\\
-- ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}} Trash on [=YouTube=]''

->Roses are red,\\
But usually pink.\\
Violets aren't blue,\\
At least I don't think.\\
They're more sort of purple,\\
It's so hard to tell.\\
It's a bit complicated,\\
But love is as well.\\
-- '''Music/MitchBenn''' [[https://twitter.com/MitchBenn/status/434288547647197184 on]] [[https://twitter.com/MitchBenn/status/434288725972254720 Twitter]]

->Roses are red.\\
Violets are blue.\\
Roses and Violets get +2/+2.\\
-- A [[https://www.reddit.com/r/custommagic/comments/1xruw4/guess_what_day_fnm_lands_on_this_year/ clever "Valentine" card design]] from ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'''s Custom Magic reddit

Many examples from the [[http://www.waterstones.com/blog/2014/02/roses-are-red/ Waterstone's Blog]], including:

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
Many years have gone by,\\
Since I met you.\\
\\
Roses are also,\\
Yellow and pink,\\
The passing of time,\\
It makes you think.\\
\\
Violets are violet,\\
If truth be told,\\
Once we were young,\\
But now we were old.\\
\\
Violets are blue,\\
Roses are red,\\
The only alternative's,\\
Being DEAD.\\
-- [[Literature/TheEdgeChronicles Paul Stewart]]

and

->Vampires are pale\\
Werewolves are fluffy\\
Bollocks to ''[[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]]''\\
I still love ''Series/{{Buffy|The Vampire Slayer}}''.\\
-- Creator/ChristopherBrookmyre

* [[https://storygirl000.tumblr.com/post/187710029461/gaymagicianhat-simonalkenmayer An attempt]] at finding a rhyme for [[LeastRhymableWord purple]] to make the poem more accurate results in this:
-->''Roses are red,''\\
''violets are purple,''\\
''My boner for you''\\
''has caused me to hirple[[note]]to limp or walk awkwardly[[/note]].''

* A fairly common internet joke, with the details changing between the telling:
->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
[[VideoGame/AgeOfEmpires Wololo]]\\
Violets are red

* The reddit sub [[https://www.reddit.com/r/boottoobig/ /r/boottoobig]] is devoted to parodies. The source poem:
->Roses are red\\
Sugar is sweet\\
He Boot Too Big\\
For He Gotdamn Feet
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Videos]]
->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
People are idiots,\\
The end.\\
-- ''[[WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou WTFIWWY Ep. 28]]''

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
I have a gun\\
''[[NightmareFuel And I don't think you do.]]''\\
-- ''WebVideo/TribeTwelve'', "November 11th"

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue.\\
Poems are hard-\\
So am I.\\
-- Said by Rob Dyke in one of [[WebVideo/MrRepzion Mr Repzion's]] videos

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are red,\\
Everything is red,\\
I just got shot.\\
-- ''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}}''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
I suck at poems,\\
Bewbs.\\
-- '''The ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'' voice guy''', reading a [=YouTube=] comment

->Roses are red.\\
Violets are blue.\\
[[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Boudreau Boudreau]] [[EveryYearTheyFizzleOut chokes]]\\
On that Game Seven barbeque.\\
-- '''WebVideo/UrinatingTree''', [[https://youtu.be/GP_-7OxYzKw "Bruce Boudreau: A Legacy of Failure"]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
->Roses is red,\\
Violets is blue,\\
Misery loves company,\\
That's why we're here with you!\\
-- '''Burger Beagle''', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales1987'', "The Bride Wore Stripes"

->"Roses are red, violets are blue."\\
That's what they say, but it just isn't true.\\
Roses ''are'' red, and apples are too,\\
But violets are ''violet''. Violets aren't blue.\\
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green\\
And a pinky's not pink. So what does it mean?\\
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it.\\
But ah, what the heck: it's ''hard'' to rhyme "violet".\\
-- '''Dot Warner''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}''

->Roses are red, violets are blue,\\
If I had your face, I'd be in a zoo.\\
-- '''Roy Rooster''', ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends''

->Violets are blue, roses are red\\
Here comes creamed spinach, right on your head!\\
-- '''Roy Rooster''' again before [[CoveredInGunge dumping creamed spinach on Orson]], ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends''

->Roses are red\\
Weirdoes are blue\\
You'd better start running\\
'CAUSE I'M GONNA FIX YOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!\\
-- '''Piggy''', ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies1984''

->Roses are red\\
Pickles are blue\\
Have a nice banana\\
You live at the zoo.\\
[[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} Do not pass Go, do not collect $200]]\\
-- '''Scooter's computer''', ''WesternAnimation/MuppetBabies1984''

->Roses are blue\\
Violets are red\\
I have to go to the bathroom\\
[[ExtremeOmnivore *Eats writing*]]\\
-- '''Patrick Star''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
Sugar is sweet,\\
''[belches]'' THIS BELCH IS FOR YOUUUU!!!\\
-- '''Heffer Wolfe''', ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife''

->The movies are gray\\
The TV is black\\
The horses are running\\
Please bring me some food\\
-- '''Heinz Doofenshmirtz''', ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''

->Roses R Red\\
Roses R Blue\\
It's time for Poet's Corner!\\
Yahoo!\\
-- '''Intro to the poetry segment of''' ''WesternAnimation/CartoonPlanet''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue\\
If skunks had a college,\\
[[{{Pun}} They'd call it P.U.]]\\
-- WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes, "Hollywood Canine Canteen"(1946)

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are pink,\\
Flowers smell good,\\
But you sure sCENSORED!\\
-- Telegram delivered by WesternAnimation/BugsBunny, "Buckaroo Bugs" (Bugs then finished the line by shouting it in the recipient's face. The final word is of course, STINK!)

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue\\
Your feathers are black\\
And mine are, too.\\
-- A bear, to WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck, wearing some of the duck's black feathers, in "Suppressed Duck"

->Roses are red,\\
Posies are green,\\
Sorry about [[NoodleIncident Denmark]],\\
I was too mean.\\
-- '''Hans''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar''

->Dear Toots,\\
Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue\\
Mice are nice\\
But, [[TotallyRadical OH YOU KID]]\\
-- '''Tom''', in a love letter to Toots in the ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry'' cartoon "The Zoot Cat"

->Roses are red,\\
But Morton is blue.\\
Boo hoo hoo hoo\\
''(face into typewriter)''\\
-- '''Mr. Morton''', ''WesternAnimation/SchoolhouseRock''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
Turtles are geeks,\\
And so are you\\
-- '''The Populars''', ''WesternAnimation/KaBlam''

->Roses Are Red, Violence Is Due\\
-- '''Title of the episode of ''JustForFun/TheItchyAndScratchyShow''''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->Roses have low spectral wavelengths,\\
Violets have high.\\
Cindy is unable to express these values in Angstrom units,\\
'Cause she's not as smart as I.\\
-- '''"Ode to Cindy"''', ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'', "Return of the Nanobots"

->Robotnik is rotten,\\
Alfalfa is sneezy;\\
The minute I met her,\\
I loved my Breezie.\\
-- '''Sonic the Hedgehog''', in his love letter/poem parody to Breezie, ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

->Roses are red,\\
Chocolate is brown\\
-- '''Snoopy''', in '''WesternAnimation/ACharlieBrownValentine'''

->Chocolate Chip Cookies are red,\\
Chocolate Chip Cookies are blue;\\
Chocolate Chip Cookies are sweet\\
And so are you!\\
Happy Valentine’s Day\\
-- Another one from '''Snoopy''', '''WesternAnimation/ACharlieBrownValentine'''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
You're not made of junk,\\
But I still love you!\\
-- Buckwheat's TVHeadRobot in ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleRascals'' episode "Science Fair and Foul", after Darla asked it to recite a romantic poem

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
Let me fish.\\
-- WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck, ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse''

->Roses are red,\\
Violets are blue,\\
Gimme the ball,\\
I'm comin' through!\\
-- Bluto in the ''WesternAnimation/{{Popeye}}'' short, "The Football Toucher Downer".

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
My nose smells,\\
And your feet do, too.\\
-- D.W. Read, ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}''

->Roses are red\\
VideoGame/PacMan is yella\\
Let's open wide\\
And chomp on that fella!\\
-- Sue, Clyde, Pinky, and Inky (respectively) in the 1982 ''WesternAnimation/PacMan'' animated series

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
[[ItMakesSenseInContext Goldfish will open\\
The vault for you]]\\
-- Cadbury in Hanna-Barbera's [[WesternAnimation/RichieRich1980 Richie Rich]] series

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue\\
Sugar is sweet\\
[[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion And you guys have been nominated for outstanding godparenting at this year's Zappy Awards!]]\\
-- Messenger Fairy in one of ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' shorts on ''WesternAnimation/OhYeahCartoons''

->Roses are red\\
Violets are blue[[note]]"Huh. I always thought of violets as purple."[[/note]]\\
You can make a bridge\\
When you have 2\\
-- Written on two spools at Deserted Playhouse Island, ''WesternAnimation/CraigOfTheCreek''

->Your hair is black\\
My heart is blue\\
I'll stuff you with rags\\
And sew you up, too\\
-- Kelsey, a LoonyFan of Trent, "[[Recap/TotalDramaAftermathIIForgiveAndForGwen Aftermath II: Forgive and for Gwen]]", ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Action''

->Roses are red\\
Manure is brown\\
GET OUT OF MY FACE!\\
-- Sugar in response to Ella's poetry, "[[Recap/TotalDramaABlastFromThePast A Blast From the Past]]", ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Pahkitew Island''

->Roses Are Red\\
Bruises Are Blue\\
-- Jasmine's name for the flower shop and cage-fighting school she wants to open, "[[Recap/TotalDramaSkyFall Sky Fall]]", ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Pahkitew Island''
[[/folder]]
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->'''[[TheStinger Statler]]:''' Roses are red.\\
'''[[JustForFun/StatlerandWaldorf Waldorf]]''' And violets are blue.\\
'''Statler:''' This page wasn't funny.\\
'''Waldorf:''' But what else is new?\\
'''Both:''' [[MemeticMutation Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!]]
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