->''"Shh! Even before you start. That was a preemptive 'shh!'. Just know I have a whole bag of 'shh!' with your name on it."''
-->-- '''Dr. Evil''', ''AustinPowers: International Man of Mystery''

Alice tells Bob to shut up, and he hasn't even said anything. However, she just knows that Bob's about to offer an opinion--or at least that he would be justified in doing so. This is often used to {{lampshade}} HypocriticalHumor or BlatantLies, or to forestall the obvious answer when Alice has walked into a DoubleEntendre or RhetoricalQuestionBlunder.

Similar stock responses include "Don't say it," "Don't say a word," and "Not one word." For extra humor, the person being told to shut up is occasionally HeWhoMustNotBeHeard. Compare InnerMonologueConversation.

It can be an effective source of RapidFireInterrupting. Contrast ShuttingUpNow.


[[folder: Comic Books ]]

* In the DonRosa comic "Gyro's First Invention", Scrooge lectures Gyro on not being sentimental [[HypocriticalHumor while carefully restoring his]] NumberOneDime [[HypocriticalHumor to its pedestal]]. He catches DonaldDuck smirking at this and exclaims, "Oh, shut up, nephew!" Donald smugly replies, "I didn't say a word."


[[folder: Fan Fics ]]

* [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitans Raven]] does this to Beast Boy in [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3990726/17/Adaptation this]] chapter of Adaptation by Cyberwraith9.


[[folder: Film ]]

* ''AustinPowers: International Man of Mystery'' has the bit between Dr. Evil and his son, Scott Evil, where Dr. Evil says 'Shh' to anything Scott says, including almost trope-naming with 'That was a preemptive Shh'. Redone in ''The Spy Who Shagged Me'' with "Zip it!".
* At one point, Jennifer Jason Leigh's character in ''TheHudsuckerProxy'' gives Tim Robbins an ass-chewing liberally sprinkled with very well-timed {{Preemptive Shut Up}}s every time he starts to open his mouth in his defense.
* In ''{{Snatch}}'', the following exchange:
--> '''Errol:''' Oi, fuckface, was he speaking to you?
--> '''Turkish:''' "Fuckface." I like that. I'll have to remember that, next time I'm climbing off [[YourMom your mum]].
--> '''Brick Top:''' ''(to Errol)'' Not now.
* Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse
** In ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger'', when Phillips rejects Steve's request to go and save the 107th (which included [[BuckyBarnes his best friend]]).
--->'''Agent Carter''': ''[[WhatTheHellHero *breathes in*]]''
--->'''Colonel Phillips''': If you have something to say, right now's a perfect time to keep it to yourself.
** In ''Film/TheAvengers'', CaptainAmerica needs to get somewhere with his team. When he runs into slight resistance, his [[LivingLegend presence]] is enough.
--->'''Steve''': Son, just don't.


[[folder: Literature ]]

* ''WatershipDown''. ''"Shut up," said Bigwig, before anyone had asked a question.''


[[folder: Interactive Fiction ]]

* In Graeme Cree and Stuart Moore's [[{{MST}} MiSTing]] of Stan Heller's ''A Fable'', moving east from the first location produces the following response:
-->Max is in bed with his grandfather Willie.\\
'''[=TOM=]:''' Shut up, Crow.\\
'''[=CROW=]:''' Whaaat? I didn't say anything!\\
'''[=JOEL=]:''' Well, just don't.


[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

* In ''That70sShow'', when Kelso shows up for the police academy not knowing that his friends gave him a Hitler mustache, his sergeant walks right up in his face, asks Kelso to explain himself, and yells for him to shut up before Kelso can even twitch.
* Claire does this a lot to Cliff in the diet episode of ''TheCosbyShow''.
* Series/{{Angel}} gives one of these to Spike in the episode "Smile Time" when Spike discovers that Angel has become a puppet.
* On ''Series/{{Friends}}'', Chandler proposes a rather transparent con to try and fool [[TheDitz Joey]]. Monica responds by saying, "Don't you think Joey will figure that out?" She then immediately realizes how unlikely that is and cuts off [[DeadpanSnarker Chandler's]] rebuttal with, "I heard it."
* From ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'':
-->'''Sherlock''' ''(examining a crime scene)'': Shut up.
-->'''Lestrade:''' [[LampshadeHanging I didn't say anything!]]
-->'''Sherlock:''' You were thinking. It's annoying.
* ''Series/BabylonFive'' has a scene where Londo challenges an agent of the Regent to arrest him. After a confident boast, [[GilliganCut he is standing in the cell]] with G'Kar, who he pre-emptively snaps "Shut up" at.
* ''Series/{{NCIS}}'', "The Good Samaritan":
-->'''Gibbs''': Don't say it, [=DiNozzo=].
-->'''Tony''': I wasn't gonna say anything.
-->'''Gibbs''': Don't think it.
-->'''Tony''': Too late.
* Dorothy gets in a few of these on ''Series/TheGoldenGirls''-usually phrased something like "Not a word, Ma!" or "Shut up, Ma!"
** One of the crowners, when Sophia was about do deliver what would have been a doozy, Dorothy turns and says "One word and I cut off your supply of Metamucil."
** One episode, she doesn't even bother with the shut up and covers Sophia's mouth, in others, when they were talking in the kitchen, she would instead shove a piece of food in Sophia's mouth.
* Quote Beckett, in an episode of ''Series/{{Castle}}'', as they break into a guy's van, in which he's busy using a large saw to break into a safe: "Take your hand ''off'' [[AccidentalInnuendo your tool]], Marco!" (beat) (To Ryan and Eposito, who are trying not to crack up:) "Shut up."
* ''{{Bottom}} Live'': When Richie learns he's about to be brutally murdered, he protests "I'm too young to die!" then quickly adds "Shut the fuck up!" before Eddie can get a word in.
* ''{{Supernatural}}''. In "Meet the New Boss", Death has been freed from a spell the Winchesters used to bind him. As TheGrimReaper calmly eats fried pickles, Sam silently indicates to Dean that a grovelling apology might be in order.
-->'''Dean:''' Umm--
-->'''Death:''' Shut up, Dean. I'm not here to tie your shoelaces every time you trip.
* In the later ''Series/{{MASH}}'' seasons, Colonel Potter has come to know his officers (particularly Hawkeye) well enough to deliver one a couple of times, mostly during discussions in which the doctors are likely to start complaining or about to throw an insult or two around. In one episode, he even [[UpToEleven preempts Margaret demanding that he tell Hawkeye to shut up]].
-->'''Potter''': "Hawkeye, before Major Houlihan tells me to tell ''you'' to shut up, ''shut up''."
* {{Roseanne}} Dan is blasting the girls for hurting Roseanne's feelings (took her to a beauty salon under the guise of being nice for Mother's Day when in fact they just wanted permission to go to an out of town concert). Becky sasses him, Dan snaps at her to "shut up", then turns to Darlene and declares, "and just to get it out of the way, you shut up too!"
* In an episode of ''Series/{{Coupling}}'', Jane's boyfriend recognizes Susan from somewhere, but he can't place her. He asks if she works in a hospital, because he keeps picturing her in a nurse's uniform. Upon him saying it, Steve immediately snaps, "Thank you Jeff, that will be all! (he takes a beat to realize Jeff isn't even in the building) He's not here, is he? Oh God, I've internalized him!"
* ''Series/DoctorWho'': The Doctor unleashes a string of them during his EurekaMoment in "Time Heist".


[[folder: Stand-Up Comedy ]]

* Earlier in a show, EddieIzzard talks briefly about Prince Philip and his tendency to say un-PC things (specifically, to a group of British students in China, "Don't stay here too long or you'll end up all slitty-eyed."). Later on, he's brought up again, this time [[ItMakesSenseInContext among the Greeks hiding inside the Trojan Horse]]:
--> "Uh, hello. Oh! Have they gone? Oh, damn. Uh, we were just cleaning up. Yeah! I'm Agamemnon, this is Ajax, and this is Prince Philip of England. (beat) Don't say a bloody word! Do NOT say..."


[[folder: Video Games ]]

* In ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'', Lili gives one to Raz after he grimaces because of her ranting about a comic book.


[[folder: Web Comics ]]

* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' got [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20030604 predictably haughty]] Zulenna. "[[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20040312 And not a word]] from ''you''" (though with a good comeback).
* [[http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=28 This]] SequentialArt.
* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' Diane [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-06-03 gives one to Nanase]] before she can comment on her having liked her EmbarrassingNickname at one one point.
* ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'' [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/05/05/episode-1124-king-bad-ass-of-evil-mountain/ Episode 1124]]:
-->'''Black Mage:''' Shut up!\\
'''Thief:''' Okay, but we didn't say anything.\\
'''Black Mage:''' You were thinking it.\\
'''Red Mage:''' Pretty hard.\\
'''Thief:''' Oh, that's very true.

[[folder: Western Animation ]]

* Seen in ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''. Rarity and Fluttershy are both unhappy, but pretending to be excited so as not to hurt the others feelings, and confide in Twilight. Twilight realizes that just talking would solve everything, but whenever she tries, Pinkie appears out of nowhere and looks threateningly at her.
* From the ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' special "Summer Belongs to You":
-->'''[[HarmlessVillain Dr. Doofenshmirtz]]:''' I know what handcuffs are, I'm not an ''idiot''! ''(glares at [[TheSpeechless Perry the Platypus]])'' And not one word out of you!
** Another one in "We Call It Maze":
-->'''Phineas''': Labryinths should be cool, fun, and exciting! Ferb..."
-->'''Ferb''': ''(holds up a hand)'' You don't even need to say it.
* ''JetsonsTheMovie'', when George walks in the house after getting stuffed into a sprocket box.
-->'''George''': Don't say a word!
* In ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond'', a group of gangsters are having a card game, despite the new Royal Flush Gang staging various crimes themed around cards. After being attacked by them, one mobster smacks another.
-->"What was that for?"
-->"For saying 'I told you so'!"
-->"But I didn't!"
-->"Well you were gonna!"
* ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'' episode, ''Picking Up Margaret''
--> '''Margaret''': Wait, are you sure you want to give me a ride and not because someone bet you could or...?\\
'''Mordecai''': Pfft, What? C'mon! When have I...(Rigby starts to say something behind him, Mordecai instantly points to him without looking) ''BE QUIET!''
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'': "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo3JCSUGR54 And you never mind and also shut up]]".


[[folder: Real Life ]]

* Attorneys often do this to their clients, not out of exasperation or any other ill-will, but to prevent said clients from saying something that might be used against them in the courtroom.