->''"Euphemism: a word you use in place of one you can't spell."''\\
--'''Reggie Mantle''', Franchise/ArchieComics

A character tries to use a big, impressive word or two. Unfortunately, he's having trouble [[SelfDemonstratingArticle pronunci-pronouncia]]...er, saying it, whether due to unfamiliarity with the word, or a [[SpeechImpediment speech imp-p-p-p]]... trouble talking. After a couple tries, he'll give up and use [[BuffySpeak an easier word]], or just clam up completely.

{{Trope Namer|s}} is, obviously, WesternAnimation/PorkyPig of ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' fame.

Contrast [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness Sesq-q-q-q-quipedalian Loquaci-louca-louqa-smart talk]], and SpockSpeak, this trope's exact opposite. Also compare DelusionsOfEloquence, where the character muddles the big words but ploughs onward anyway. If this doesn't happen ever, it's because RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic.

Not related to CannotSpitItOut.
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[[folder:Ani-Ani-Ani-me and M-m-m-man-man...Japanese Cartoons and Comics]]
* [[Manga/{{Yotsuba}} Yotsuba]] pulls one of these in the chapter where she draws all over her dad's face.
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[[folder:C-c-c-com-com...Funny Papers]]
* An old EC ''Series/TalesFromTheCrypt'' comic featured a version of "Literature/SleepingBeauty", with a running gag of characters talking about the impenet- impentr- inpenet- ''thick'' wall of thorns surrounding the cursed castle.
* Subverted in the "Earthquake" storyline of the ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' comics. Robin examines the broadcasts from "Quakemaster" who claims to have caused the earthquake. When he realizes that the villain is avoiding words that contain the letter B, he deduces that the Quakemaster is actually a known bad guy who has a lisp.
* ComicBook/RichieRich once told Cadbury of his distinctive difficulty pronouncing the word "ventriloquist". It later proves critical for Cadbury to realize that [[OutOfCharacterAlert the Richie with him is an impostor when he says the word correctly]].
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[[folder:F-F-F-Fi-Fi...Movies]]
* From ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'': "There are people who do nothing all day but good deeds! They are called philip-- phila-- philum-- Good Deed Doers!"
* ''Film/HotShots Part Deux'' has this one: "On October 15, the President of the United States ordered a covert mission in the Persian Gulf for the purpose of rescuing soldiers taken hostage during Desert Storm. Only a handful of our highest government officials were aware of the operation, as it included an attempt to assasssan... assisss... kill a guy. "
** Bonus points because it was supposed to be an intro word crawl, in which it is completely stupid to have a mispronunciation.
* [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo "You live in what kind of home?" "An an-emone-mone...an am-nem-o-nem-o-mne!"]]
* Doc from ''Disney/SnowWhite'' spoke like this occasionally.
* The second ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTail'' movie has an inversion where Tiger ends up with a more complicated word than the original: "A spy- a spee- a spididid- an arachnid!"
* In the 2009 ''Film/SherlockHolmes'' movie, InspectorLestrade has trouble saying that a witness is cata... cata... ("Catatonic, sir.").
* Roscoe, in Tod Browning's ''Film/{{Freaks}}''.
* A few characters in ''Film/OBrotherWhereArtThou'' have a hard time pronouncing the word "accompaniment," resulting in this trope.
-->'''Everett:''' [[BlatantLies Well, we are negroes, sir]]. All except for our ac-c-c- our ac-c-c- uh, the man who plays the guitar.
* King George VI in ''Film/TheKingsSpeech'', [[BasedOnATrueStory true to his real life counterpart]].
* In ''Film/TheBoondockSaints'', when Doc is trying to give them Agent Schmecker's card.
-->'''Doc:''' An FBI agent came by the bar and he left me his c-c-ca-, he left me his c-c-c-c-, oh he f***ing gave me this!
* Jack talks like this in "Once Upon A Girl".
* From the 1963 version of ''Franchise/ThePinkPanther''.
-->'''Princess Dala:''' I saw six when I went on my first...safrari...frazari...wild animal hunt.
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[[folder:Lit-Lit-Liter-Liter-Litera...Books]]
* ''Creator/DaveBarry In Cyberspace'' compares reading typewritten documents to "listening to Porky Pig try to complete a sentence" because of all the mistakes that have to be crossed out.
** According to ''Literature/DaveBarrySleptHere'', Guadalupe Hidalgo is pronounced "GUA-da ... oh, NE-ver MIND."
* In the third ''Literature/ArtemisFowl'' book, one of the DumbMuscle bodyguards has one of these. "inca-incapci--incap--broken."
* In the Discworld book ''Discworld/EqualRites'', there's a young wizard master named Simon, who has great difficulty with saying words that begin with certain letters, to the point where other characters often attempt to fill in the words for him so he won't have to go to the struggle of saying them.
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[[folder:Live Action Tee-Tee-Tee...Television]]
* As the host of an edition of ''World's Greatest Magic'', JohnRitter deliberately played with this by being "unable" to pronounce "prestidigitation": Presti-presti-MAGIC! The audience loved it, by the way.
* A patient did this in an episode of ''Series/{{MASH}}'', leading to [[DrJerk Charles]]' sympathy and defense of the boy to bullies. At the end of the episode it is revealed that his sister stutters.
* ''Series/OpenAllHours'': Arkwright always had a stutter, but a common gag was for him to try repeatedly to say a complex word and then give up and replace it with a much more down-to-earth synonym. "That's f-f-f-f-f-f-f ... that's just right" or something along those lines can often be heard.
** At some point, the show itself decided to start playing with this, so instead of just replacement words you also have scenes like "Granville, come and sp-sp-sp-sp-spray this p-p-p-p-p-p ... oh, never mind, I've done it myself now."
** "Well, what's not in the per-pe-per-pe-pastry, is in the per-pe-per-pe-pie, and what's not in the per-pe-per-pe-pie, is in the per-pe-per-pe- well, you can work it out for yourself...
** "Granville! how do you spell per-per-per-pe-pepper? is it six 'P's or seven?"
** Arkwright: it all started when we had ber-b-b-b-bb-b-bb Granville: so good, you know I can't understand morse code!
* Invoked in the TV adaptation of P.G. Wodehouse's short story "The Truth about George."
-->'''George''': I'm talking about my st-st-st-st-...impediment."
* Foster Brooks, who specialized in a comedic drunk act on various '70s variety shows, often employed this.
* In the ''Series/MyFamily'' episode "The Second Greatest Story Ever Told", Ben tries to "anaesthetise" himself with copious amounts of alcohol before pulling out his own tooth, and does this when Abi accuses him of being drunk. "I'm not drunk. I'm anasthe... anesthe... anisthe... I'm not drunk."
* A meta-example happened in ''[[Series/{{Blackadder}} Blackadder Goes Forth]]''. In the episode "Private Plane", Blackadder was originally supposed to respond to Flashheart's constant "WOOF!"-ing by saying "It's like Battersea Dogs Home in here". However, Rowan Atkinson has a stutter and has particular trouble with words beginning with B, which gave him a lot of trouble with the line, so they eventually changed it to having him say "It's like Crufts in here" instead.
* From ''Series/EightIsEnough'', this exchange between a newspaper reporter writing an article, and her father:
--> How do you spell "industrious"?
--> I'd spell it "hardworking."
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[[folder:Mu-Mu-Mu-Mus-Mus...Tunes]]
* Happens from time to time on Music/LesLuthiers routines.
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[[folder:Rad-Rad-Rad-Radi-Radi...Transmission]]
* Commander Weatherby from ''Radio/TheNavyLark''.
-->"''I'd like a return ticket-t-t-t-t-t-ticket-t-t-t-t-t to the Digital-Digital-Digital I-mbrI-mbrI-mbrI-tidley-I-tidley-I, the Digital-mbrDigital-mbr-Digital-mbrI-tidley-tidley-mbro-mbro-mbro to hell with the Digital Islands, I'll go to Jersey''".
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[[folder:The-The-Thea-Thea...Plays]]
* The [[http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=%22Flying+karamazov+brothers%22+%22comedy+of+errors%22&sitesearch=# Flying Karamazov Brothers']] version of ''Theatre/TheComedyOfErrors'' makes a running gag out of doing this to "Epidaminum".
** Some other productions do it to "Ephesus".
* Krupp in ''The Time of Your Life'', to [=McCarthy=]:
-->"You sure can philos-- philosoph-- Boy, you can talk."
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[[folder:Video G-G-G-Ga-Ga...Apps]]
* Khalid in ''VideoGame/BaldursGate'' tends to stutter. A lot. As a result he does sound quite a bit like Porky.
* During the end credits of ''VideoGame/StarControl 2'', while the game shows funny fake outtakes of conversations with the aliens, the Khor-Ah tries to give an intimidating speech but ends up failing to spell the word "Annihilate". It then gets REALLY upset and demands to speak to whomever wrote his script.
* In ''VideoGame/TheLongestJourney'', [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} George]] parodies the ''Franchise/StarTrek'' CaptainsLog but messes up "animal" so badly that he switches to "weird thing." Yeah, DrugsAreBad.
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[[folder:Web C-C-C-Com-Com...Speech Bubbles]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Drowtales}}'': Kiel [[http://www.drowtales.com/mainarchive.php?order=chapters&id=1319 argues]] to Naal that "All I did was make you incon...inconspis...WHATEVER, make you less visible!"
* ''Webcomic/FlintlockesGuideToAzeroth''. Apparently dirigible is difficult enough to say even without a Dwarven/Scottish accent.
* ''Webcomic/LeastICouldDo'': Rayne, saving a friend while drunk off his ass.
-->"Here comes the calvary... The clavary... I'm a horsie!"
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[[folder:Web Or-Or-Or-Origi-Origi...Brand New]]
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic does this at the start of his 100th episode:
-->"It's hard to believe that such a handsome man could become even handsomener-- han-- hand-- han-- ner, prettier."
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick find herself unable to get out the word "nice" in her Top Five Least Worst Disney Sequels, so settles for "less mean".
* [[http://hiimdaisy.livejournal.com/22797.html#cutid1 From a parody of Metal Gear Solid 2]], we have a character introduce himself as "Shashalashka! I mean Shalashishka. Lashashaska. Shiska - OCELOT."
* An outtake from ''WebVideo/TheGuild'' shows Tinkerballa having trouble with the word "women". After about five takes she finally replaces it with "girls".
* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', when Vegeta must do something anathema to his character:
--> '''Vegeta''': I need your hehh… I need your heehhHhH…\\
'''Gohan''': You need our help?\\
'''Vegeta''': That. Yes.
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[[folder:Western Ani-Ani-Ani-ma-ma...Cartoons]]
* Named for the famous WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes character PorkyPig, for whom this was a ''huge'' part of his schtick:
-->"Hello, Mr. Schles-- Mr. Schles-- Hello Leon!"\\
"What ridiculous histrioni-ni-ni-- h-h-histrioni-ni-- what ridiculous acting!"\\
"Keep away from that masked d-d-d-desperad-d-d-d-... that masked stinker!"
** In the early years, his impediment was so bad that his stutter even interfered with his ''writing''!
** with the occasional reversal:
--->"Look out, he's got a g-g-g-g--revolver!"
** And:
--->"Son of a bi-bi ... son of a bi-bi ... son of a bi-bi-b-er, gun. Hahaha, [[BreakingTheFourthWall you thought]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I was gonna say, er, s-er s-son of a bitch, didn't you?"]]
:::[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Q4IxITJZ4 Seriously]].
*** That was apparently a gag reel never intended for public release.
** Daffy Duck did this in one short where he had the hiccups:
--> "A doc-(hic), a doc-(hic), a doc-(hic)...a physician!"
** Played for laughs one time, where it was ''Bugs Bunny'' who couldn't say the word right, and ''Porky'' who could.
* In the first episode of ''WesternAnimation/Animaniacs,'' Porky Pig's speech impediment is used for a gag:
--> ''(At the gate of the Warner Bros. studio)''
--> '''Ralph the Guard:''' Good morning, Porky.
--> '''Porky:''' G-go-go-g-go-go-g-good m-m-mo-mo-mo...
--> ''(Person behind Porky honks the horn of his car)''
--> '''Porky:''' ''(to driver behind him)'' All right, all right! ''(to Ralph)'' Hello. ''(drives into studio)''
* ''WesternAnimation/TheMightyDucks'' does this sometimes with Tanya, the resident GadgeteerGenius, who has a tendency to think faster than she can speak.
* The Giant in the Disney short ''[[Disney/FunAndFancyFree Mickey and the Beanstalk]]'' can't pronounce "pistachio" right. He eventually settles for "green gravy". That gag would be repeated in ''Disney/MickeysChristmasCarol'', where he settles on "yogurt".
* Ms. Li, from ''{{Daria}}'', during loooong negotiations: "Don't think you can intimiate... intermolate... don't think you can scare me with your threat to [[FullFrontalAssault picket naked]]!"
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
** In the episode "Crippled Summer", the handicapped kids were modeled after ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' characters; one spoke like Porky Pig.
** Jimmy's schtick is partially this, which led to a memorable gag where Stan sent a message to Wendy using Jimmy to deliver it. The message included the phrase "You are a continuing sourc of inspiration". [[CountryMatters Guess which word Jimmy got caught up on?]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
** Parodied in an episode when Homer blames Marge for the car accident while intoxicated she says "Oh my god I'm going to be incarc-(hic), incarc-(hic), incarc-(hic), I'm going to jail."
** Also, Kent Brockman notes there has been a major accident in Kualall- Kulolummo- Kulallulla- ... then crosses out his script and replaces it with ''France''.
* [[WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle Boris Badinov]] once used this:
-->'''Boris (disguised in a lab coat):''': I'm a physis--physi--phy--I'm a druggist.
* An inversion in ''WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard'':
-->'''Freddy''': A gh-g-g-gh-g-gh-gh-apparition!"
* Coiffio does this in the first episode of ''WesternAnimation/PerfectHairForever''.
* Disney's ''Disney/AliceInWonderland'', when the Caterpillar asks Alice "exacatically" what her problem is.
-->'''Alice''': Well it's exactiticly...exacita...well, it's ''precisely'' this: I should like to be a little larger, sir.
* Done by WesternAnimation/WoodyWoodpecker in ''WesternAnimation/TheCrackedNut''.
-->'''Woody:''' Maybe I should see a psychi--psychai--psychai--(hic) go see a doctor.
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[[folder:Real Li-Li-Li...Non-Fiction]]
* UsefulNotes/SarahPalin's infamous Katie Couric interview: the Alaskan Governor tried to say "caricatured" but failed, and Couric suggested "Mocked"…you know, reporters?
* In RealLife, this can be a useful skill for people with speech impediments. Supposedly Jonathan Miller, who had a stammer, couldn't say the name of the street where he lived, so he'd get a bus ticket to the nearest one that he ''could'' say and walk back. And David Sedaris has an essay about how as a kid he developed a wide vocabulary of words with no S's or soft C's to avoid acknowledging to his speech therapist that he had a lisp.
* A lot of people who try to say "methamphetamine" end up saying "crystal meth" instead.
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