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->'''Mayor Dewey:''' Another reason you should re-elect me, I love babies. Will you look at that, a baby! Gonna kiss it!
->'''Steven:''' Hmm, I like his policies on babies.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "Lars and the Cool Kids"

When someone -- [[AlwaysMale usually a male someone]] -- decides to run for public office, one of the things he is expected to do during the campaign is kiss the babies of female potential voters. Somehow this will [[EvilDetectingBaby prove]] that he's not evil and can be trusted to run the [country/state/county/city/dog pound] properly; presumably if he ''was'' evil, he'd be unable to resist the urge to [[EatsBabies take a bite out of it]], or the baby would start [[EvilDetectingBaby crying loudly]].

Subversions in which the baby is shaken, autographed, or otherwise mishandled by a confused candidate are common.

ExploitedTrope of FriendToAllChildren. See also PhotoOpWithTheDog.



[[folder: Comics ]]

* A ''[[ComicBook/TheBeano The Bash Street Kids]]'' strip has the teacher tell the class that they will be electing a head boy by democratic vote. Plug references the trope saying that politicians get votes by kissing babies, so he goes to kiss some at a nursery. But because Plug's ugly, the babies scream and he gets thrown out without a kiss.
* On the cover of Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendsForeverIssue15, Mayor Mare is depicted kissing the forehead of one of the Cake twins.


[[folder: Fan Fic ]]

* ''Fanfic/ThoseWhoStandForNothingFallForAnything'': Light has got this photo op covered.


[[folder: Film - Animation ]]

* In ''WesternAnimation/AnAmericanTailFievelGoesWest'', Cat R. Waul kisses Yasha to convince the mice that he's harmless.
* In Metroman's first appearance in ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}''. He juggles some babies, then kisses one of them in front of a huge crowd (who already loves him).
* In the opening of ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove'', Kuzco is presented with three babies to kiss. He simply stamps them with a kiss mark stamper.


[[folder: Film - Live-Action ]]

* In ''Film/TheShaggyDA'' Wilby Daniels decides to run for District Attorney in order to clean up the corruption in the town. At one point he's talking with a female voter with a perambulator; the kid inside has a dirty, sticky face, but the woman gives him a look waiting for him to kiss her baby. He does so, leaving him with a faceful of chocolate. Just at that moment a photographer from the local paper decides to take Wilby's picture.
* In ''Film/TheHuntForRedOctober'', NSA advisor Jeffrey Pelt tells Jack Ryan "I'm a politician, which means that I'm a cheat and a liar. And if I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops.".
* In the 2012 film ''Film/TheCampaign'' the two candidates for office get into a fight over which is going to kiss a particular baby. Creator/WillFerrell's character ends up ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice punching the baby]]'' when his opponent [[DeadlyDodging ducks out of the way]].
* In ''Film/TheGreatDictator'', Adenoid Hinkel kisses some babies after a rally. The baby pisses on him.
* In the 1944 biopic ''{{Film/Wilson}}'', UsefulNotes/WoodrowWilson[='s=] wife and daughters persuade him to run for Governor of New Jersey. When he agrees, he jokes that they'll have to kiss the babies for him.
* In ''Film/TheCandidate'', Sen. Crocker Jarmon holds up a toddler at a rally, but doesn't kiss him. It's portrayed rather cynically, as is everything else about American politics in this film.
* Pink does this in ''Music/TheWall'' during his hallucination of being a fascist dictator.


[[folder: Literature ]]

* In "Tableau" by James White, this caused an interstellar war. Upon FirstContact with an alien race (that looked like teddy bears), an astronaut decided to do this. Unfortunately, humans looked like a kind of animal on the alien race's home planet that had the habit of carrying off babies to eat them and the astronaut's motives were misconstrued.
* ''Bad Kitty for President'' makes use of this trope, as it's an election parody where Bad Kitty is running for president of the neighborhood cats. The narrator brings up the kissing babies trope and has kitty kiss the baby of the humans she lives with.
* Parodied in ''[[Literature/MythAdventures Myth-Quoted]]'', in which rival candidates for governor participate in a baby-kissing ''contest'' to see which one's kisses can get the most giggles and least crying out of hundreds of infants within a set time limit. When Aahz enters the race, he ducks out of having to by pointing out that [[RealityEnsues his opponents' efforts are only spreading millions of germs between infants]].


[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

* ''The Late Show with Creator/DavidLetterman'': In a joke about New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, Letterman said when running for office Christie "got confused. Kissed a blintz, ate a baby!"
** Another ''Letterman'' gag: in "[[TopTenList Top 10]] signs [then Presidential candidate] Herman Cain is losing it."
--->Kissed a picture of himself and signed a baby
* Parodied in an episode of ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'', where Mac tries to get a woman to give her baby to him so that Dennis can kiss it. Naturally, she's a little weirded out.
* On ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'' Kramer runs for president of a retirement home's condo board; this involves treating some of the senior citizens there like the babies in this trope.
* In the 1966 ''Series/{{Batman}}'' series when the Penguin runs for Mayor of Gotham he kisses babies.
** Averted by Batman who is running against him. He refuses to kiss babies because he doesn't want to spread germs.
* Subverted by "[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Mr Hilter]]" in ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' while canvassing for the North Minehead By-Election.
-->'''Mother''': I gave him my baby to kiss, and he bit it - on the head!
* In an episode of ''Series/{{Sliders}}'' where Professor Arturo runs for Mayor of San Francisco, he screws this up by chasing after a woman shouting "Madam, I need to kiss your baby!"
* ''Series/MyHero'' has Piers Crispin kissing small children during his attempt to campaign for Mayor in one episode, though it backfires when he tries to kiss Ollie and gets punched in the face (Ollie being the son of George Sunday/Thermoman, and thus a superbaby).
* In ''Series/GilmoreGirls,'' when Jackson is running against Taylor as Town Selectman, at one point he rushes into Luke's diner (their makeshift campaign headquarters), demands "Give me the baby!", grabs his son, and leaves just as quickly. Sookie (said child's mother) and Lorelei wonder if he plans to sell it. We never ''technically'' see what he was doing, but odds are good he was invoking this trope.


[[folder: Magazine ]]

* Mentioned in a ''Magazine/{{Mad}}'' magazine article from 1962 (also an early version of the RussianReversal): "Russian politics can best be understood by comparing them with American politics. For instance, in America, politicians have to kiss babies, and if they don't, the mothers can take their offices away from them. In Russia, the system is somewhat different. To get food, mothers have to kiss politicians and if they don't, the politicians can take their babies away from them."


[[folder: Music ]]

* Invoked by the cover art of Tankard's ''Two Faced'' album, which shows a literally two-faced politician holding a baby.


[[folder: Newspaper Comics ]]

* ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine'' made a parody of this. Rat was trying to win the election, but he couldn't come to a baseball event, so he sent Pig in his place to kiss a baby and throw a baseball out to the field. This cost Rat the election, because Pig kissed the baseball, and threw a baby out to the field!
* ''ComicStrip/{{Bizarro}}'' (by Piraro) [[http://www.bizarrocomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bz-panel-04-24-12.jpg comic for April 24th, 2012.]] A FunnyAnimal cat politician is shown ''licking'' a kitten held by a female supporter.


[[folder: Radio ]]

* ''Radio/{{Party}}'': Jared and Phoebe hatch a plan to exploit this in ''Radio.'' WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong


[[folder: Video Games ]]

* In the iOS game ''VideoGame/{{Highborn}}'', when campaigning for Foozle, Monty orders his children to go out and hold a rally. Being dragons, he has to remind them to just ''kiss'' the babies, not eat them.
* Referenced in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3 - Citadel''. When asked how he'd turn Cerberus around, Joker says he'd make them popular again and launch a big P.R campaign - "shaking hands, kissing babes." Miranda tries to correct him, but he knows what he said.
* Mentioned in ''Videogame/EscapeFromMonkeyIsland''. Gubernatorial candidate Charles L. Charles [[spoiler:actually [[BigBad LeChuck]] in disguise]] bids the protagonists farewell because he has "hands to kiss and babies to shake".


[[folder: Webcomics ]]

* In ''Webcomic/HarkAVagrant'', [[http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=43 kissing too many babies gets in the way of Emperor Norton's duties.]]
* In ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'', [[http://www.sinfest.net/view.php?date=2004-07-15 Slick is up for this when running for president -- the baby is less agreeable.]]
* On ''Webcomic/PicturesForSadChildren'' [[http://archive.picturesforsadchildren.com/192/ this leads]] to a massive moment of ThatCameOutWrong.


[[folder: Western Animation ]]

* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'' has the equivalent for kids; kissing pets. The boys tries to discredit Gretchen (who's running against Vince for [[SeriousBusiness class president]] on a platform of "Girls for Gretchen", although she genuinely wants to do a good job) by having her asked to kiss a pet lizard. She gets out of it by claiming to have a cold.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' short "WesternAnimation/BallotBoxBunny", Yosemite Sam's campaigning for mayor includes kissing babies, none of which seem to enjoy it. WesternAnimation/BugsBunny disguises himself as a baby and kisses ''him'', then cries that "the bad man bit my widdle nose!", and all the women start to hit Sam over the head with their [[HandbagOfHurt handbags]] and [[ParasolOfPain umbrellas]].
* On one episode of ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerPuffGirls'' the mayor was running for his re-election, he mentioned that it was one of his favorite parts.
* Done in ''WesternAnimation/TheMask'' cartoon. Of course, when the Mask himself ran for the mayor, he kissed bab'''es''' instead.
* There was a nasty gag based on this in ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', involving Peter kissing two babies but refusing to kiss a particulary ugly/deformed child.
** Also, earlier in the episode, after learning that Lois is running for mayor, Stewie mentions she should be giving speeches, shaking hands, and [[TropeNamer kissing babies]]. When Lois does the latter:
---> Stewie: Not ''this'' baby!
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', episode [[Recap/FuturamaS2E3AHeadInThePolls "A Head In The Polls"]]: when [[BrainInAJar the head of]] UsefulNotes/RichardNixon runs for President of Earth wearing Bender's body, he pulls a baby out of the chest cavity and kisses it.
-->'''Bender's Head''': Great. First he steals my body, [[CrossesTheLineTwice now he's touching my stuff]].
* In ''WesternAnimation/HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw'' episode "Guitar Control", Phil tries this during one of his Presidential Election rallies, but mixes things up a bit.
-->Shake hand, kiss baby, shake hand, kiss baby, shake hand, [[BlackComedy shake baby, kiss hand, shake baby, kiss hand...]]
* In the ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' episode "The Mom Attractor," Dr. Doofenschmirtz's evil scheme is to create a giant baby that cries whenever his brother (the Mayor) kisses a baby, so people won't vote for him.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'', specifically the Orson's Farm/U.S. Acres segment, Roy Rooster kisses ''eggs'' when running for the title of "leader of the barnyard", since [[DontExplainTheJoke he is a male chicken, and chickens lay eggs.]]
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' has Mr. Burns running for governor, and there's a scene where he mentions that he needs to go off and do this.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/RickandMorty'' episode "The Ricklantis Mixup", one of the Ricks on the citadel creates a baby clone of himself for the Presidential Candidate Morty to kiss.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/DogCity'', Dogfather Bugsy Vile rigs a mayoral election and wins with just five votes. Among his duties are kissing babies and christening a ship with champagne bottle. Hilarity ensues when he gets the two just a little mixed up....
* When the Flim Flam brothers appear in ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' one of their acts during their VillainSong is to pick up Applebloom and kiss her.
* Bowser does this in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfSuperMarioBros3''. He's only able to go through with it thanks to a "Nice Guy Potion" cooked up by Cheatsy and Kooky.
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}}'', [[TheSnarkKnight Gorgonzola]] [[InvokedTrope advises the titular character to do this]] when he runs for the president of the apprentices' club. They attempt this by [[ComicallyMissingThePoint sneaking into a hospital]], and [[NiceJobBreakingItHero accidentally inciting the babies to riot]].
* ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'': Mayor Bill Dewey does so very demonstratively in "Lars and the Cool Kids". His son Buck rather morosely claims that he never kisses ''him'' like that.
* In ''WesternAnimation/AllHailKingJulien'', Julien decides one of these would be a good way to boost his approval rating, which initially works well but things go awry when Mort uses his small stature to pass himself off as a baby to get a kiss.
-->'''Mort''': Everything I imagined it would be...
-->'''Julien''': Mort, I am busy winning everyone's approval!
-->'''Mort''': Well, you got my vote, Mr. President!
-->''[[RunningGag (Julien kicks Mort away)]]''
-->'''Mort''': I'll never wash this forehead again!
-->'''Lemur''': The king just kicked a baby!


[[folder: Real Life (especially notable examples only) ]]

* Vladimir Putin was also known to kiss ''fish'' for this purpose.
* Punk rock vocalist [[Music/DeadKennedys Jello Biafra]] ran for mayor of San Francisco in the late [[TheSeventies 1970s]] and {{inverted|Trope}} the trope: he kissed hands and shook babies.
* Romanian dictator Nikolae Ceaucescu used to do this. Problem: He was a germophobe, so the kids had to be... prepared before that.
* Notably, UsefulNotes/AndrewJackson was the first president to be offered a baby to kiss. He [[AvertedTrope refused]], instead complimenting the infant and then handing it over to his Secretary of War to kiss instead.
** Other Presidents who refused to kiss babies include UsefulNotes/BenjaminHarrison, UsefulNotes/GroverCleveland, and UsefulNotes/RichardNixon. Draw whatever conclusions you wish.
* UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush, UsefulNotes/BarackObama, and Mitt Romney have all attempted to hold or kiss babies, only for them to start crying. There are probably examples of other politicians also having this problem as well. A lot of babies don't like being held by strangers.
** Although there was that funny Website/YouTube [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uNoNn0KjZA video]] of ''Michelle'' Obama being given a baby to kiss, only for the child to start crying. She passed her to her husband, and the baby immediately became quiet.
* The quiz website Sporcle has a quiz with [[http://www.sporcle.com/games/Hejman/dont_get_it_backwards pictures of American presidents and presidential candidates]] kissing and holding babies; the player is asked to name the politicians in the pictures. There is also an [[http://www.sporcle.com/games/Hejman/no_eskimos_here international version]] featuring politicians and leaders from around the world.
* Inverted with Ron Paul who was once given a baby, only for the baby to kiss him on the cheek. (One would hope that babies like Ron Paul--he delivered babies for a living!)
* A brief shot during the Creator/{{ESPN}} "30 for 30" ''Pony Exce$$'' installment showed Bill Clements (former Governor of Texas and then chairman of the Board of Governors at Southern Methodist University[[note]]and who, unknown to voters at the time, was knee deep in the recruiting scandal involving the football program [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Methodist_University_football_scandal that led to the NCAA issuing the death penalty for the football program in early 1987]][[/note]]) during his run to return to the Governor's Mansion in 1986;[[note]]Clements had been elected in 1978 but lost his bid for re-election in 1982[[/note]] with Clements having noted a baby he just kissed was the first time he did that in his 1986 gubernatorial campaign.