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->'''Q:''' Why do the ''[[UsefulNotes/SpellOurNameWithAPo Politsiya]]'' always go around in groups of three?\\
'''A:''' One can read, one can write, and one keeps an eye on the two dangerous intellectuals.
-->-- '''[[RussianHumor Russian joke]]'''

Whenever someone in film or on TV reports a {{murder|Tropes}}, or a monster, or a stalker or whatever, the police come as close to [[BystanderSyndrome ignoring]] them as procedure (and [[DaChief the local captain]]) will allow. And that's if the report is from a respected professional; if they're an AgentMulder, or worse yet, a {{teen|sAreMonsters}}ager, the cops might try to pin charges on ''them''!

If it's a mystery with a respected AmateurSleuth, the police detective the amateur has to deal with will be, at best, an InspectorLestrade, and at worst an ObstructiveBureaucrat. There wouldn't be anything left for the amateur to do if the police solved everything, after all.

Also common in children's shows, since all AdultsAreUseless. They might not even make it to the police station, but just (correctly) assume that [[CassandraTruth no one would believe them]].

In addition to police, this trope also covers the military, security guards, and other people whose job is to protect others.

A common interpretation of this trope is merely people not knowing how law enforcement actually works -- this was part of why ''VideoGame/PoliceQuest'' was considered one of the most realistic games at the time it was made; because you actually ''couldn't'' just take what you thought was the obvious solution because it was either illegal, incredibly dangerous, or both. (Even law enforcement has to follow the law, despite [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight some exceptions]] and what [[RealityIsUnrealistic those games of cops and robbers may tell you]].) Many times, the most obvious solution is actually a pretty good way to get yourself or others hurt or killed.

The AwfulTruth is that this is justified -- police are more often than not just [[TheEveryman everyday people]] who want to get through their jobs. It's easier to pin a crime on the [[TheScapegoat guy]] right in front of you than to try and catch the real bad guy, who could be anywhere. In corrupt cities/states, it's even worse; [[TheBadGuysAreCops law enforcement may have been bought out by a corrupt government or organized crime]]. Someone may cover their tracks well enough or exploit a lot of other loopholes to remain legally untouchable, e.g. UsefulNotes/AlCapone. In sparsely populated small towns, chances are greater that the police aren't numerous/trained/equipped enough, but this is sometimes true of even big-city law enforcement who theoretically have to deal with a lot of stuff on a day-to-day basis. Also, the system often grades police by the number of arrests they have made, and the amount of sentencing their arrests lead to, rather than their ability to actually catch bad guys. And, of course, some are just standard-issue bumblers. Finally, per case law, and charters and job requirements of some police departments (specifically at least the NYPD), [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia police have no Constitutional duty]] [[http://www.copblock.org/27067/police-have-no-duty-to-protect-you/ to protect citizens from harm]], and some police follow this to the letter, viewing their role as only to make arrests and issue fines, not to actually investigate or even save you from a criminal attack.

Some things police do in RealLife understandably ''seem'' lazy or useless to outside observers, too, when they actually aren't -- [[DonutMessWithACop like sitting in their car eating]][[note]]as anyone who has worked any security can tell you, this is a side effect of having a job where most of it is ''waiting for something to happen'' as opposed to jobs where earning money is dependent on action[[/note]] or a crowd of them arriving and standing around for a simple traffic stop -- you can't (like a quiet day at your job) send police home just because no one is breaking the law -- they still may be needed at a moment's notice! and a lot of people get angry when CSI doesn't come and roadblocks aren't put up because someone broke into their car. [[note]]We've all heard about instances where police officers were killed that just started out as "a normal traffic stop" -- imagine how you would feel if you coworker was shot and you were sitting in your car two blocks away eating a donut.[[/note]] TruthInTelevision, honestly.

See also TheOnlyOne and BadCopIncompetentCop, though they are not necessarily incompetent: it may just be that the "calls" are too nonsensical to be believed by someone who doesn't know they're in a show. YouHaveToBelieveMe occurs when the police don't believe the person because the person is presenting their case in a fashion where no reasonable person ''would'' believe them. LemmingCops is another related trope. Contrast IFoughtTheLawAndTheLawWon, as well as TheMenInBlack, who ''do'' believe your reports of ghosts/monsters/whatever and probably know more about them than you do, but are still bad news, and MilitariesAreUseless when the authorities ''do'' try to help, but fail for dramatic tension, and TheLopsidedArmOfTheLaw, where the police withholds its competency and firepower [[HandWave with little (if any) explained reason]] until someone tries to take the law into their own hands, and ''then'' they unleash said resources to hunt them (and only ''them'') down.

For the complete opposite, see PoliceBrutality, though they ''can'' easily be combined -- BadCopIncompetentCop being one example, where some cops are brutal and some are useless and some are both, and cops who are brutal but useless -- as in the people they beat up and kill are innocent, while real criminals escape because they know how to play by the rules. When it's police driving ability that's in question, see HollywoodPoliceDrivingAcademy.



* PoliceAreUseless/{{Film}}
* PoliceAreUseless/LiveActionTV
* PoliceAreUseless/VideoGames
* PoliceAreUseless/WesternAnimation


[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* The Paradigm City police on ''Anime/TheBigO'' are confounded by their uselessness in the face of HumongousMecha attacks on their beloved town; the day is generally saved by self-styled "negotiator" Roger Smith as pilot of the title mech. This is a somewhat more realistic case as trying to take down a HumongousMecha with a measly tank just won't fly. They're sometimes shown to be quite good at their jobs when not being attacked by giant monsters.
* ''Manga/BlackLagoon'':
** The Roanapur police are totally corrupt and impotent to the point that they can't stop crime at all, and so turn a blind eye to practically everything while taking bribes.
** Meanwhile, the Japanese police aren't exactly useless and are competent, but they're pretty ineffective at dealing with the sudden rash of explosions and massacres that occur during the Tokyo arc.
* The [=AD Police=] from ''Anime/BubblegumCrisis'' could save a lot of money by firing everyone except [[CowboyCop Leon]] and Daley. And [[PlayfulHacker Nene]], since they'd still need a dispatcher. Even then, they just need Leon. Daley only exists to hint at Leon's closeted homosexuality, and Nene doesn't need to dispatch anyone because Leon just goes off to fight Boomers whenever. Then they could use the extra helicopter budget to fund his ridiculous [[RevolversAreJustBetter revolver that can kill Boomers.]]
* Ultimately {{subverted|Trope}} in ''Manga/CatsEye'': while the police ''seems'' useless at first, it's because [[OvershadowedByAwesome they're dealing with the titular thieves]], and we're later shown them (mostly the same cops who continue getting humiliated by Cat's Eye) proving themselves truly competent against other crooks, with the crowner being a criminal discovering the people at a coffee house egging him to confess his crimes were police officers, one of which being an old man who had earlier ''stolen the magazine of his gun and lured him there for arrest purpose''.
* ''Manga/CityHunter'' doesn't have useless cops. Their problem is that they're limited by the law and Japanese conventions, so there are things that only Ryo (who is a criminal) can do.
* ''Anime/CodeGeass'':
** The police are an interesting case. While never shown to explicitly [[KickTheDog kick any dogs]], they are generally included in Lelouch's "all Britannian authorities are corrupt and must be obliterated" mindset. This is implied in Lelouch and Suzaku's debate in an early episode about whether the Black Knights are heroes for Justice, or whether they are vigilantes who should just join the police force and work from within the system if they want to enact change (Lelouch comments that they'd simply be absorbed and corrupted by the system). They're not shown to protect or serve the Numbers in the Ghettos, and it's implied that they may have been involved in the smuggling of Refrain. The episode in which they gain the most (and any positive) coverage is when [[spoiler: Lelouch geasses them into shooting Mao after Lelouch beats him using that tape trick]].
** Played straight when Suzaku orders the police to protect Shirley during a terrorist attack (Jeremiah going after Lelouch). [[spoiler:[[TooDumbToLive Shirley ignores the police's safety to go after Lelouch.]] None of them were able to catch up with her and none of them were around when she ended up killed by Rolo.]]
* A strange example in ''Manga/CodenameSailorV'': the police made to look useless by Sailor V showing it up by taking not only on the youma but also on many normal criminals (the first cops to appear in the manga found that Sailor V had captured the crooks before them ''again''). So, what does their boss do? She [[spoiler: ''hires Sailor V'']].
* A recurring element in ''Anime/CuteyHoney'', which is especially played up in the original manga and the ''Re: Cutey Honey'' series, where generic cops are always being depicted as literal clueless, cheering children, more concerned with setting up their own {{Funny Background Event}}s than doing their jobs.
* ''Manga/DeathNote'':
** The Police are discouraged to chase Kira, after he killed the false L, and he forces the FBI to surrender after he killed several FBI agents. Only a few police officers try to chase him, but they are not smart enough how to do it. They need the help and lead of people who do ''not'' work for the police, but by their own. That includes the anonymous master detective L, the college student Light (who ''is'' Kira), both for the Japanese Special Unit, [[spoiler:and the teenage L-wannabe Near for the SPK. And many states surrender to Kira]].
** [[spoiler:Mello]] is probably savvy enough, maybe that's why he allies with the [[spoiler:mafia]] instead the police.
** The irony, Kira ''needs'' the police because he need names and faces of arrested criminals to kill them.
** Though other members of the investigation team still manage to contribute greatly. Even the normally-useless Matsuda has some pretty big moments.
* ''Manga/DetectiveConan'':
** The police certainly mean well, and they seem generally competent at dealing with street-level crime. But they still end up relying on a high school kid to solve every murder case in town. Most cases involve the cops missing obvious clues, which Conan has to point out to them, and then standing around dumbfounded at the end while Conan reveals the killer's identity. On the rare cases when they do make an arrest on their own, it's usually the wrong guy, and then Conan has to save the accused by finding the real culprit.
** Subverted in the second case of the Osaka Double Mystery when Heiji Hattori's father rips into him over not stopping a second murder despite the police making the same failure, only for it to turn out that he already knew who the murderer was and was using Heiji as bait in a BatmanGambit to catch the perp of a far earlier crime.
** Inspector Yamamura is the poster boy for police incompetence, but, to Conan's chagrin, is elevated to the rank of Inspector solely on the basis of having closed some cases Conan actually solved behind the scenes.
* ''Manga/DetroitMetalCity''. For all the crazy stunts Krauser pulls off in public (which includes inadvertent assault on a police officer), the police never seem to bother with following it up or taking any of the band members into custody.
* ''Franchise/DragonBall'':
** Inverted in ''Anime/DragonBallZ'': The police and local law enforcement are ''always'' portrayed as being utterly useless in dealing with all of the [[TheWorldIsAlwaysDoomed threats to the Earth]], but that is only because their opponents have [[CharlesAtlasSuperpower become so powerful]] that silly little things like [[ImmunetoBullets guns]] and [[RedshirtArmy tanks]] can't even [[OneManArmy scratch them]].
** Subverted by the time of ''Anime/DragonBallSuper''. Why? Krillin, the strongest pure human on the planet, joined the police force. Normal criminals really don't have much they can do to him. Still played straight when gods and such are on the table, though.
* In ''Anime/TheIdolmasterCinderellaGirls'', the police make a mess of two situations - the first one is when Rin is assisting a crying boy, and they assume Rin is harassing the boy, and the second one is when they attempt to apprehend the producer after he's repeatedly spotted near Rin's school.
* In ''Manga/TheLuciferAndBiscuitHammer'', Nagumo quit his job as a police detective after an attempted-murderer was let off without charges being filed due to nepotism in the force. It's the last straw that leads Nagumo to conclude he's no longer able to actually help people and serve justice in the police. A later conversation with his former partner hints strongly that someone in the government is actively preventing the police from looking into the secret war, even when people die.
* The police in ''Franchise/LupinIII'' sometimes come across this way, but it's more to do with who they're chasing. [[SympatheticInspectorAntagonist Inspector Zenigata]], for example, is usually shown as being good at his job, it's just that Lupin is even better at his... Zenigata doesn't stand much of a chance of success, but it's strongly implied that he's the only guy who has ''any chance at all'' against Lupin.
* In ''Manga/{{Mouse}}'', the titular protagonist's success as a thief can be mostly attributed to the police's inability to do anything except stand around and curse his name. For instance, in the very first scene in the first episode, he steals a valuable mask by ''lifting the whole museum and flying it away'' with helicopters. The police never think of maybe following the hovering building being carried off very slowly by a large, loud vehicle? Maybe in a police helicopter? Or with a car, even? Later he also steals a tower that conveniently has a floating base by breaking its foundations and towing it out of the harbor with boats. While the police stand in the docks and marvel at Mouse's wondrous "water-traveling contraptions" that they apparently haven't figured out. ''Seriously'', people!
* ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'':
** While the governments do have safety nets to deal with rogue ninjas, these are incredibly inadequate. The people in charge of taking out rogue ninjas are [[NominalImportance Nameless]] FacelessGoons that get slaughtered by anything stronger than a stiff breeze while said rogues are, almost without exception, THE strongest ninjas in the world.
** [[{{JustifiedTrope}} On the other hand]], if the ''only'' rogue ninja we ever meet are the strongest in the world, that may just mean that if you're NOT at least that strong, ''you don't get away with it.'' We never meet mediocre rogue ninja unless they were following aforementioned elites, after all.
* ''Manga/OnePiece''
** Most marines are completely incapable of stopping main heroes or any other more notorious criminals running around. Straw Hats and Whitebeard Pirates seem to do a better job helping distressed citizen. However, itís justified, because most of said criminals can turn into elemental forces at will, have SuperStrength and SuperSpeed or are otherwise beyond ability of normal soldier to handle. Only people who can fight them are others with similar abilities (mainly other criminals like Staw Hats). Whitebeard, on the other hand, is TheDreaded whose sole name and declaration of ownership of an island is enough to keep it out of harmís ways. This trope is also subverted by most of the marine officers, who posses superpowers or are {{Badass Normal}}s themselves and proved they are more than competent when it comes to chasing down the criminals.
** For the most part, law enforcement in high positions of power such as the admirals or [=CP9=] are every bit as effective as the other spotlight characters, the main differences is out of anyone else, the marines have the largest disposable mook army which is what makes this trope take effect more often than not and that mooks are usually the ones sent to deal with problems not directly affecting the higher ups. One major straight aversion comes in at the end of Ennis Lobby where one slightly above average marine mook with rust powers manages to destroy one of Zoro's swords permanently (something no one has done since Mihawk). He still got beaten about as quickly as any mook but he still landed a surprising and permanent blow to one of the most powerful members of the main crew.
* ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}''
** The ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'' anime is in love with this trope, probably to ensure that TheMainCharactersDoEverything. One early episode involves Ash and his friends helping a lone Officer Jenny investigate the disappearance of over a dozen children who've been missing for three days. That's right, a ''lone'' Officer Jenny who, apparently, hasn't done squat since the children vanished. (Neither have the ApatheticCitizens, for that matter, about the children or the Pokémon who've spent those three days losing energy.) Eventually, the children are found--[[FailedASpotCheck in a public park]]. [[EpicFail Where they've been for the last three days.]] [[SarcasmMode Great work, everybody.]]
** "A Secret Sphere of Influence!"
*** In this episode, the Sinnoh police are trying to stop a robbery in the Eterna museum. The stolen object in question was the Adamant Orb. However, the police force make some truly awful mistakes.
*** They arrest a recurring character, [[WanderingMinstrel Nando,]] as a suspect, despite the fact that Officer Jenny saw the robbers (Team Rocket, naturally), of which there were two of, on the roof, ''who looked nothing like their arrested suspect''. And this was an accusation being made by the same Officer Jenny.
*** When Ash and co. try to protest Nando's innocence, Jenny produces a picture of a Sunflora, a Pokemon that Nando owns, and that ran off during his arrest, making off with the Adamant Orb, and essentially declares "Ta da! All the evidence we need!", despite the fact that A: a picture like that is not enough incriminating evidence and B: anyone who would compare this picture with one of a real Sunflora could see that the one in the surveillance photo is clearly Meowth in a Sunflora costume (he didn't even bother to cover the coin on his forehead).
*** The police do not bother to search anyone else in the building. Lampshaded by the Jenny from Viridian City, who came to the museum because it was her day off.
*** In the interrogation room, Jenny refuses to listen to anything Nando says.
*** And finally, in one moment when Team Rocket are fleeing the building, there is a massive crowd of police there waiting for them, but due to Team Rocket being previously sprayed by a Stunky, the smell emitting from them makes all the officers block their noses and ''they move into what looks like a guard of honor position'' allowing Team Rocket to run through and escape. [[FlatWhat What.]] It wasn't just this idiot Jenny. In a ''lot'' of Pokémon episodes, the Jennies can't or don't do anything to stop whatever crime is happening. And quite a few times, they do more harm than good. They've let Team Aqua escape once, and on many occasions, Team Rocket.
** They ''do'' seem somewhat competent whenever Butch and Cassidy are involved in something. In fact, probably the one thing that James and Jesse are better at than most other Rockets, including them, is staying out of jail.
** In ''Manga/PokemonAdventures'', Byron outright says that normal police can't handle evil terrorist organizations, though [[{{Foreshadowing}} an Interpol agent would make a difference]]. The Gym Leaders and the kids who are strong enough to challenge them do that instead.
* In ''Anime/RealDrive'', the only police presence seen are rather unintimidating, cone-shaped robots. Even when a madman runs amok in a shopping mall, mugging passbyers with impunity, no authority figure makes an effort to stop him.
* Subverted in ''Anime/SamuraiFlamenco''. They're not actually useless, it's just that they tend to overlook many smaller crimes (like jaywalking and smoking in public) because it takes time from dealing with more serious crimes. The apathy is the reason protagonist Masayoshi takes up the Samurai Flamenco act. He can deal with the criminals that the police can't, or won't, deal with themselves.
* The police in ''Manga/YozakuraQuartet'' have their hands tied by orders from higher-up. The government, possibly influenced by [[AntiVillain the Senate]], considers youkai-only problems to be hands-off. If the cops in Sakura-shinmachi want to get involved the head of the department has to decide it's gotten serious enough to warrant police involvement. What counts as "serious enough" has a pretty high threshold, though, and the one time they get orders to actively move out it's because [[spoiler:a minor has been abducted and is about to be murdered and cannibalized, the kidnapper is also targeting one of their own, and the main characters who usually take care of everything are currently out of town]]. It's not even that the police can't contribute to a fight, it's that there's a lot of FantasticRacism from their superiors who don't much care if the youkai are fighting among themselves.
* In ''Anime/YuGiOh5Ds'':
** The Trope was played straight at first. The police were usually portrayed as antagonists, and usually as {{Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain}}s (or lowlifes who [[EvenEvilHasStandards sickened even the other villains]], like Takatsu). By the end of the first season and into the second, however, a few police did prove helpful (Ushio officially making a HeelFaceTurn) although it was rare when they could actually do anything heroic.
** There was also the matter of the [[MarkOfShame criminal marks]], special tattoos applied to a criminal's face after conviction that would let the police track an escaped convict or one who had violated probation or parole. [[InformedAbility Supposedly.]] The only time the viewers saw them try to track someone using these marks, the quarry eluded them by jamming the signal or having someone else do it; indeed, it seemed every average Joe with a laptop was able override it and render these marks worthless, making one wonder who was in charge of their computers.
* [[JustifiedTrope Justified]] in ''Anime/{{Monster}}'': The police are useless because the criminal they're chasing is just that good. He's so thorough in covering up his crimes that it takes roughly half of the series to prove that he even exists, let alone responsible for any murders.
* In ''Anime/NinetyOneDays'', the cops in Lawless have pretty much all been paid off by TheMafia to look the other way, most notably Agent Scusa from the Federal Bureau of Prohibition. When an actually competent lawman, Agent Delphy, arrives in town to clean up, the Vanetti family orders a hit on Delphy's wife and child. They narrowly survive, but the shock of the attack causes him to suspend his investigation, giving the mafia families free reign over Lawless once again.

[[folder:Audio Play]]
* In Creator/TheFiresignTheatre's "AudioPlay/TheFurtherAdventuresOfNickDanger" (a parody of FilmNoir where this trope is standard), Sergeant ("Lieutenant!") Bradshaw is not at all interested in the disappearance of "Nancy's" husband, and just wants to ''get'' Nick.

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* In ''ComicBook/{{Batgirl}} Year One'', Barbara Gordon goes to a ''Police Ball'', and they are attacked by Killer Moth. Hundreds of cops against a guy with a glue gun and less than half a dozen thugs; and the only ones who do anything are the TeenGenius bibliotecary with five-inch heels and Bruce Wayne dressed as a harlequin. Police can't be more useless!
* Averted in an early ''Comicbook/CaptainAmerica'' story when the Sentinel of Liberty is trying to stop a number of destructive Sleeper robots. He decides he can't stop them on his own and races to a military base and they take little persuasion to help the superhero fight the machines.
* The Comicbook/{{Runaways}}' first approach to discovering their parents are supervillains is to call the cops. Alex's explanation that their parents are ''all'' supervillains does not get them much aid. Part of this may be the extent of [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney influence]] their parents have. [[spoiler: [[TheMole Alex]] is also deliberately making their story sound insane.]]
* In {{superhero}} comics, police officers and security guards are rarely more than an annoyance for even the lowest-level {{supervillain}}. There are occasional subversions, however, when they save the hero's life or capture the criminal before the hero does.
** One such example is the [[CapeBusters Metropolis Police Department Special Crimes Unit]], which was organized to oppose supervillains as best they can. More importantly, they got their own mini-series to show that they are very good at their work. Mirrored in ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'' where [[DaChief Dan Turpin]] saves Superman or stalls the villain long enough for Superman to catch his breath and recover. The SCU gets to fight off alien invaders while Superman prevents natural disasters they are causing, and Turpin squeezes in a HeroicSacrifice to rescue Superman from their leader.
** The [[Comicbook/GothamCentral Gotham City Police Department]] also got their own ongoing series that highlights the difficulty of being a cop in a city full of costumed whackjobs. In the first story arc, they need Batman's help to apprehend Mr. Freeze, but run down the new Firebug on their own after he murders a girl who discovers his SecretIdentity. Being Gotham, especially in the early years of Batman's career, it wasn't so much "Police are Useless" as "Police are Corrupt or Too Scared To Be Useful". Perhaps best illustrated in ''ComicBook/KingdomCome'' where the Metropolis PD apprehends the Joker after he's released poison gas in the Daily Planet, ''before'' Superman.
*** In a more general sense, this trope is averted more in Batman, where the GCPD or at least Gordon and co are important allies of the Bat, than it is in most superhero comics where it's played straight.
*** However, Gotham City is considered this in-universe; at least once, Gordon has mentioned that he cannot get work as a cop outside of Gotham, because if you're not from Gotham, you don't ''understand'' what the city goes through on a regular basis; all they see is a man who needs a lot of help from a loon dressed up in a special costume but who has no powers.
** Another subversion occurred as far back as the 1960s in an early ''Comicbook/SpiderMan'' comic, where Spider-Man tracked down the crime boss known as the Big Man and captured most of his gang for the police but the Big Man gets away. Thinking that the Big Man is his boss, J. Jonah Jameson, Peter Parker returns to the ''Daily Bugle'' in hopes of helping the police catch him. It turns out, though, that Peter was wrong, and the police managed to track down the ''real'' Big Man, who was in fact [[spoiler: reporter Frederick Foswell]].
** In Spider-Man comics not only are the police largely useless but [[HeroWithBadPublicity they also attack Spider-Man on an almost constant basis, because of Spider-Man being falsely accused of a crime.]] Thus, the police would try to capture Spider-Man for several issues, sometimes even going to ridiculous lengths. Naturally, Spider-Man would be cleared of the crime, only to be falsely accused of something else a few issues afterwards.
*** Ironically, in the earlier Creator/SteveDitko-plotted issues, the police were more often than not on Spidey's side, with civilians and [[SarcasmMode upstanding newspapermen like Jameson]] filling the role of resident Spider-hater(s).
** Played with when Otto Octavius became the Superior Spider-Man as in the early going, Otto would call the cops for backup before attacking a villain's lair. Stuck in Otto's mind, Peter Parker would must on how he never considered that. Of course, as the series goes on, Otto's arrogance makes him assume he knows better than the cops, which bites him big time in the climax.
** Lampshaded in ''ComicBook/TheUnbelievableGwenpool'' where the titular character Gwen is from the real world and lays out that the reason why there are so many villains and heroes is because this trope is in play.
* Averted in ''ComicBook/{{Starman}}''. The O'Dares, a family of policemen (and woman), regularly help Jack because his father saved their father. They start by capturing the Mist while Jack fights the Mist's son and keep up that track record throughout the series. Jack & his father consider them friends and celebrate Christmas with them.
* ''ComicBook/ElksRun'' looks like a case of this at first, and the initial two policemen sent to investigate don't survive very long. However, it's a major plot point that ConservationOfNinjutsu does not apply to the cops--if reinforcements come, everything's over.
* ''ComicBook/{{Powers}}'' is about averting, subverting, playing straight, and generally deconstructing and reconstructing this trope in a world of supers. Powered people aren't allowed to be cops, and the main characters work in a super-homicide department trying to catch and police people who can ''kill other supers''. They're fairly effective most of the time, but other times they get completely stonewalled by politics, lawyers, most supers' celebrity and wealth, and the general difficulty of figuring out means, motive, and opportunity when powers and larger-than-life personalities come into play. If an actual fight breaks out they're often in trouble without a friendly super anywhere nearby.
* BelgianComics: This is a staple in nearly all the comic strips made in Belgium, where dumb, vain and power-mad policemen are always arresting the wrong suspects, forcing the protagonists to slow down their cars when they are speeding behind criminals or chicken away when real danger is about.
** ''Franchise/{{Tintin}}'': Thompson and Thomson are two bumbling police inspectors who try to arrest Tintin throughout most of the early albums and are easily fooled and tricked by everyone.
** ''ComicStrip/QuickAndFlupke'': Agent 15, a ManChild, who is pretty stupid.
** ''ComicBook/PietPienterEnBertBibber'': Commissaris Knobbel in particular always arrests the wrong people, releases the villains and tries to credit himself for all the work other people do. He's not alone, though, all policemen in this series keep causing more trouble than actually helping our heroes.
** ''ComicBook/SuskeEnWiske'': Another comic in which policemen aren't particularly helpful in solving crimes and usually obstruct the heroes from arresting the real criminals.
** ''ComicBook/{{Urbanus}}'': René and Modest are two incompetent policemen who just want to beat up everyone they meet.
** ''ComicBook/{{Agent 212}}'': Agent 212.
** ''ComicBook/DeKiekeboes'': Inspecteur Sapperdeboere, who usually is more interested in food than solving cases.
* ''ComicBook/TomPoes'': Officer Bulle Bas, who constantly suspects Bommel to be guilty of any crime that takes place in Rommeldam.
* The Archie ''ComicBook/MegaMan'' comics surprisingly subvert this, as the police are shown to be fairly competent under normal circumstances; it's just that bleeding-edge killer robots are a threat that they're not exactly equipped to handle.
* Fully justified in the case of one of the Law Machines in ''ComicBook/BuckGodotZapGunForHire'' - New Hong Kong has no laws. If there are no laws, it's impossible to enforce them.
** That said, it's subverted at the end of the Teleporter arc - [[spoiler:the Teleporter's solution to the problem of an entire planet in peril is not to teleport each person off it individually. It's to teleport the entire planet to a different orbit. One which happens to be in a system which has laws against the exact activities that X-Tel was doing in order to get Godot to play nicely with them. And the Teleporter then teleports the space station that the X-Tel executive in question is on at the time to the same system]].
* Subverted in the ''ComicBook/MyBoyfriendIsAMonster'' volume "Wrapped Up In You", when two police officers investigate a break-in at the museum. They are correct in interrogating the protagonist and her friend, as both ''were'' involved. Later, when it becomes clear that magic is real and being used to harm others, the same officers help the lead, including one having to unexpectedly take the wheel when the heroine is magically blinded. The reason they don't help out for the climax is because the car is magically crashed, incapacitating them.
* ''ComicBook/TheBlackKnight'': At the start of the Black Knight's rampage through Duckburg, a police officer shows up to take the Black Knight in. The indestructible suit just dissolves the cuffs, and he mocks the officer by dissolving his police cruiser.

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences'': Not only does the only cop to appear try to give John Freeman a ticket for speeding (when he is trying to rescue Gordon Freeman), but he is headcrab zombie as well!
* ''Fanfic/SOE2LoneHeirOfKrypton'': When the Section-2 agents (the security detail tasked with watching and protecting the pilots) are not busy with harassing, torturing or assassinating witnesses, they are highly incompetent. Asuka can very easily slip her bodyguards, even without her superpowers. And a terrorist group was capable of abducing Shinji despite of them.
** The rest of the ''Fanfic/SuperwomenOfEva'' series doesn't improves on their portrayal, with them being pretty much Gendo Ikari's KickTheDog goon squad-slash-SecretPolice to enforce [[AssimilationPlot The Scenario's]] route and the loyalty of those who are important to it (as an example: after Shinji talks against Gendo's standing orders to kill the Superwomen on sight in ''Fanfic/SOELilithsHerald'', Gendo simply has Section-2 beat him within an inch of his life and then displayed on NERV Headquarters as an example of what will happen if ''anybody'' attempts to defy him).
* ''FanFic/DJINNWayToHome'' Dee has these thoughts in spades. However [[JustifiedTrope she has good reasons not to trust most police officers.]]
* FanFic/LegolasByLaura: Technically they're not police, but the guards - sorry, [[RougeAnglesOfSatin ''gards'']] - assigned to protect Laura are thoroughly useless. The orcs sent to kidnap Laura get in, get out and get all the way back to Mordor before they tell Legolas that Laura was taken. Even then, Legolas had to ''ask'' first.
* Thankfully subverted in ''FanFic/CampNightmare''. [[spoiler:Calvin ends up ignored by a police officer, but when [[MonsterClown Jerome]] crashes through the wall, he's greeted with [[BoomHeadshot some dakka to the head.]]]]
* {{Averted|Trope}} in ''FanFic/TheNewestChallenger'': After Mad Gears's chain of command falls apart, the [[UsefulNotes/KaijuDefenseForce JDSF]] takes care of the remaining Mooks.
* Averted in ''FanFic/WorldwarWarOfEquals''. When Race forces invaded the town of Belleville, Illinois, local law enforcement fight alongside the Illinois National Guards.
* A frustrated Grunkle Stan points this out in ''Fanfic/HomeIsWhereTheHauntIs''.
* The is played with in ''Webcomic/KillLaKillAU''.In one of the fanfics, when Ragyo suggested calling the police to find a [[spoiler: kidnapped]] Ryuuko, Nui says, "What the-?! No, don't call the police, the last time we had called the police they arrested Ryuuko and not the person that stole that piss couch which is why we had to get a new one and, besides, the police are '''terrible''' at finding missing kids, 'cause they haven't found those other missing kids and there are one-hundred of them besides Ryuu in this city alone." Which would make that played straight, particularly when Satsuki actually confirms this. Otherwise averted when they had thrown Ryuuko in jail for truancy in an earlier comic, showing they do enforce laws.
* This is subverted in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11265467/1/Petrification-Proliferation Petrification Proliferation]]'' where it is actually illegal to NOT report the presence of a Basilisk to the Ministry, due to them being considered as Weapons of Mass Destruction. The Department of Magical Law Enforcement promptly shuts down the school in order to check for other potential threats.
* ''FanFic/MegaManDefenderOfTheHumanRace'' subverts it as the story goes on. Initially, the police are useless because they didn't have the weaponry or experience to take on Robot Masters. As the story progresses, we see they're still perfectly good at fighting regular crimes and eventually upgrade their gear to fight Dr. Wily. Mega Man collaborates with the police to minimize casualties and the cops even saved Mega Man's life once when the Mega Man Killers were about to live up to their name.

* The basis of Lance Manley's possibly true memoir ''Literature/StabProofScarecrows'': about his (short) time in the English police. It shows an organisation obsessed with looking good at the expense of public safety with Race & Diversity the focus of attention rather than actually solving crime.
* Part and parcel of the Literature/NancyDrew and Literature/TheHardyBoys books, since having a competent police force would render the need for crime solving eighteen-year-olds unnecessary. The same goes for Literature/TrixieBelden. Later books try to fix this slightly, making Chiefs [=McGinnis=] and Collig less actively incompetent and more of an "understaffed, overworked, SlaveToPR encouraged to wrap up cases in a pretty bow to keep their records looking good" kind of situation.
* In Creator/TamoraPierce's ''Literature/ProvostsDog'' novels, this seems to be the case for Night Watch and any of the Dogs portrayed unsympathetically. Taken up [[UpToEleven a notch]] with Sir Lionel of Trebond, which causes this trope in the Port Caynn Guard by extension--he's not only incompetent, [[spoiler:he's an incredible coward willing to put up with huge amounts of criminal activity to save his skin]].
** Even the Evening Watch, which is depicted as the best of the bunch, is limited, as much as they loathe to admit it. They're understaffed, underfunded, and have to put up with an unfortunately high level of laziness, corruption and brutality because of it. The well meaning cops do their best, but sometimes that's not enough.
* ''Literature/IAmNotASerialKiller'' has an [[PsychologicalHorror appropriately]] dark example. Not only are the police helpless enough to either believe or be unable to refute John's increasingly flimsy excuses for why he's always around when bad things happen and always manages to survive, even when he's outnumbered or outclassed, the FBI agent who investigates the Clayton killer case in ''Literature/MrMonster'' [[spoiler:is trying to find the SerialKillerKiller to ''stop'' them because he's even worse than the now-dead killer.]]
** This trend continues in the second trilogy-John and the rest of the slayers only work with the local force because they have to, and have clear contempt for them. Even when repeatedly warned by [[ReasonableAuthorityFigure Ostler]], [[FriendOnTheForce Kelly]], and [[TeenGenius John]], they refuse to stay out of an obviously strange and dangerous case. Predictably, it bites them in the ass.
* ''Literature/TheBusinessOfDying'' has the London police force not be bad, since they are doing their jobs with the material and information given to them. But they do get lazy when they get Mark Wells, the dead prostitute's pimp, into custody and are a little too intent on convicting him of the crime.
* Averted with the Special Investigations unit in ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'', led by Karrin Murphy, who among other things has [[Awesome/TheDresdenFiles taken down a tree-monster with a chainsaw]]. Though the unit still calls in Dresden for consulting, it's mentioned a few books in that they've learned enough to handle most of your usual supernatural riff-raff without the wizard's help. There are also things with enough power that getting the police involved would lead to a bloodbath. Several times Dresden convinces Murphy not to involve her unit by telling her what he's facing is "worse than the loup-garou", a {{Nigh Invulnerab|ility}}le variety of werewolf that rampaged through the station in the second book.
* In the early Franchise/SherlockHolmes stories, the police inspectors of Scotland Yard were outright idiots, overlooking clues and coming to false conclusions. In ''The Sign of Four'' Holmes proclaims, "I would rather have the help of Toby (''a dog'') than the entire detective force of London!" This was improved in later stories, as Inspector Lestrade, especially, was shown to be more lacking in the specialized knowledge and HyperAwareness that Holmes possessed, than simply being a moron. Holmes even praised Lestrade and Gregson for their courage and tenacity, even if their own detective skills were lacking by comparison.
** This was in response to the development of forensic science; when Doyle started writing the stories, the police often failed to take statements from witnesses at crime scenes. As time passed and investigation improved, so did their treatment in the stories. Holmes was always better than them.
** Indeed, it's said that the real Scotland Yard detectives read Holmes novels, and took hints. It's worth noting that many things that Holmes does that are common police procedure today were barely given a lip service in the 19th century.
** Even leaving aside the lack of development in forensic science, at the time Doyle started writing the Metropolitan Police had developed a reputation for being woefully incompetent and corrupt. It was also around this time that the UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper murders occurred, and it soon became apparent that the police were completely ill-equipped to deal with what was going on; as a result of this, serious and long-needed reforms began to be introduced.
** Averted with Inspector Baynes in "The Adventure of Wysteria Lodge", whom Holmes gives high praise.
* The Aurors from ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix'' do very little good, unless they work with the [[LaResistance Order of the Phoenix]]: since the Ministry officially refuses to acknowledge [[BigBad Voldemort]]'s return, they end up [[NiceJobBreakingItHero helping the Death Eaters]] more than anything. They start [[AvertedTrope averting it]] in [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince the sequel]], and actually try to stop Voldemort. But then again, most of the aurors who aren't part of the Order of the Phoenix still [[MilitariesAreUseless never do anything useful]] (for their side) anyway. Even the ones with the Order are still incompetent, except for Moody. Tonks loses every fight she's in. No Auror can handle Bellatrix Lestrange... who is beaten by a housewife. Another Auror loses a battle with Neville's grandmother. It would seem [=McGonagall=] was fibbing when she told Harry about the high standards just to qualify for training for the Aurors in an effort to trick him into focusing more on his studies.
* In the ''Literature/{{Montmorency}}'' series, especially the fourth book, the police do very little to help, including capturing the wrong person on a few occasions. But they try. Really, they do.
* The City Watch in the ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' novels started out in ''Guards! Guards!'' as basically an intentional parody of itself; the Thieves' Guild was better at regulating crime, for one, and eventually the watches were filled up by Vetinari with useless no-hopers, led by an alcoholic Sam Vimes on nights. Then events happened, propelling things to the current status- where the Watch is one of the most effective and best run parts of the city, and admired throughout the Disc.
* Cops tend to be fairly useless in Creator/StephenKing's books. Even when they're persuaded to investigate the strange goings-on in a particular novel, they have a tendency to get bumped off before they can help the heroes. There's a BIG exception in ''Literature/NeedfulThings'', though; the main character, a small-town sheriff, manages to single-handedly fight off a demonic PuppetMaster. Most of his deputies manage to handle themselves half-decently considering the circumstances, too.
* In ''Literature/VeryBadDeaths'', Russell is hunting Alan, a serial torturer/killer, from information gleaned by his telepathic friend's brief brush with Alan's mind. When Russell gets a police officer to listen to him, she can only help him as a civilian because the police can't legally act on any of the (scant) information he has on the Alan.
* The police in ''Literature/{{Incompetence}}'', as the book's title suggests, are completely useless. Examples include an officer suffering from "Non-Specific Stupidity" who manages to handcuff himself while arresting a suspect, a food safety officer who brings SWAT teams on restaurant inspections and a police captain with anger management problems so severe that he opens fire at the pavement when told to calm down. The one police officer shown to display any form of competence is said to have zero promotion prospects due to this fact.
* In ''[[Literature/BooksOfBayern Goose Girl]]'', Ani[=/=]Isi is snatched off the streets during the festival and the King's Soldiers, who are there, don't do squat. Later she points this out:
-->"Did you know that there are men who call themselves Peace-Keepers, obeying their own code of law and not the King's, sworn to keep the streets safe because the King's soldiers do not, or will not?"
* In ''Literature/TheInkworldTrilogy'', Meggie and her aunt go to the police, but the police refuse to come. Also subverted, when one of the police turns out to be employed by the BigBad. ''Precisely'' one cop, who is able to hide the illegal activities of ''a town'', which include regularly kidnapping people.
* In the ''Literature/ChildrenOfTheRedKing'' series, the police appear occasionally, but there's not really anything they can do about say, a murder committed by a 300 year old magically animated sword. Generally, they just ignore it and hope the endowed people can solve their own problems.
* A military variant happens in ''Literature/TheDestroyer'' #113, "The Empire Dreams". The neo-nazi villains successfully blitz London ''three times'' because the same obstructive RAF officer keeps refusing to take the reports seriously. The first time he rejects the reports because they were made by a farmer and a meteorologist and who would fly UsefulNotes/{{W|orldWarII}}W2-era planes anyway? He later rejects a second report because it says the planes come from the direction of the English Channel, and the first planes ''obviously'' came from Ireland. In the third case they actually have a tight security net up, but fail to consider planes launched from ''within'' Britain, so he rejects those claims too, because "nothing can get through our security measures". He then accuses the near-hysterical official reporting the bombings of being drunk, while ''gunshots, explosions and screams can be heard in the background''. The villains later seize Paris by kidnapping roughly over a dozen important officials, including the French President, and torturing them until they sign a surrender. The entire coup is carried out one morning without any mention of interference from bodyguards or police, and the new regime has their jackbooted neo-nazi skinhead troops marching in the streets the same day, with no visible resistance at all.
* Literature/AmeliaPeabody and her husband, who are detective archeologists, routinely ignore the police in their detective work. Justified, in that their adventures happen in Egypt in the 1880s to 1920s, where the police are indeed ineffectual, violent and corrupt. Things get better by the end of the series, but by then, their habits are ingrained, to the chagrin of the new police inspector.
* Played with in the Literature/InDeath series. Protagonist Eve Dallas is a skilled and highly motivated detective; her Commander and (starting in the second novel) the Chief of Police are {{Reasonable Authority Figure}}s, and many other members of the police force in New York City and elsewhere are portrayed as taking their jobs seriously and doing them well. At the same time, the series repeatedly shows that the police as a whole are as mixed a bag of people as one might find anywhere, and Eve and her close colleagues encounter plenty of cops who fail at their jobs due to inexperience and lack of instincts, laziness, lack of caring, stubbornness, territoriality, greed, desire for personal glory, and so forth.
** In at least one book, deaths occur in part because civilians assume that this trope is in play and that the police will not be able to help them, leading them to try to take matters into their own hands without contacting the police for help. In ''Brotherhood In Death'', for instance, [[spoiler:the killers are rape victims who know enough about law to understand that their rapes are now past the statute of limitations. Initially they hope to have a fellow victim, whose rape was more recent, go to the police, but after she breaks under the pressure and kills herself, they assume that they have no choice but to make justice for themselves. It's only after the damage has been done that Eve gets a chance to tell them that what was done to them would be considered not just rape but ''conspiracy'' to commit rape - among several other crimes - which has a longer statute of limitations and could still have been prosecuted had it come to light before they'd resorted to murder (and the two surviving rapists have indeed been arrested and face prosecution)]].
* A variant occurs in ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'', where going to the police or even sometimes the army is out of the question because a percentage of the force are controllers and going to either cover up whatever it was to keep the invasion secret or just turn in the Animorphs or both. It's hard to tell who's a controller and who isn't.
* Literature/SisterhoodSeries by Creator/FernMichaels: Played very straight! The cops know who killed Barbara Rutledge in a hit-and-run in ''Weekend Warriors'', but can't do anything about it because the driver uses DiplomaticImpunity. Indeed, the Vigilantes operate under this assumption, and considering how the police are often incompetent or in the bad guy's pockets, that assumption may not be too far off!
* Creator/EnidBlyton's popular ''[[Literature/TheFamousFive Famous Five]]'' series has the {{Big Bad}}s committing heinous acts and the police completely unable to find even the smallest piece of evidence against them. In the end, the police are the ones who arrest the BigBad, but it is a certain group of teenagers and a dog who find all the clues and figure it all out.
** The situation in one of Blyton's other series, ''Literature/FiveFindOuters'', is even worse: The local constable, Goon, detests the young protagonists (and children in general) and spends most of his time befriending the real criminal while arresting the innocent. (One novel has the villains using him to clear out the innocent bystander who's moved in on top of their stash by tipping him off that the man has a criminal record.) The rest of the police, notably ReasonableAuthorityFigure Inspector/Superintendent Jenks, do at least respect and work with the children, even if they don't seem to do much without them.
* The NYC police in ''Literature/{{Psmith}}, Journalist'' don't take any of the gangsters seriously, even when they're out to kill the main characters. Even if taken into custody, the gangsters can always provide each other with alibis and [[CardboardPrison get themselves released]].
* In Creator/NeilGaiman's ''Literature/{{Coraline}}'', the titular character calls the police after her parents disappear without a trace. While she explains herself in terms that may sound like a child having a nightmare, it's still no laughing matter when she tells how her Other Mother probably made them disappear; rather than brush her off, it would seem more likely for the modern police to interpret what happened as murder or kidnapping over custody disagreement.
* In the Ancient Egyptian mystery novel ''Eater of Souls'', a serial killer's initial crimes go unsolved -- indeed, virtually unnoticed -- because the head of the city's police force is a lazy status-seeker who writes the victims off as "A death, not of the city", simply because he doesn't think his superiors in the nobility would want to be troubled about something as sordid as murder among visiting merchants or villagers.
* After Literature/HonorHarrington is attacked by a crewmember who tries to assassinate her, she instantly deduces that he was under some kind of mind control, which the military police brush off as denial that someone she knew was an enemy agent.
** This, however, isn't shown to be the norm, but simply a narrow-mindedness, rather than genuine incompetence, of the investigator in question. Overall, most police services in the Honorverse are shown to be quite competent, and [[CorruptCop even when corrupt]], they at least aren't completely bumbling in their corruption.
** Also, Honor didn't deduce anything, she ''knew'' that Lt. Mears was under some sort of influence, because of her [[PsychicPowers empathic sense]]. Which she had to present as being that of her treecat, to keep the {{masquerade}}. The investigator simply didn't believe in the 'cats PsychicPowers, because at that time they were more of a hypothesis rather than an established fact, and were dismissed even by many respectable scientists.
* In the children's book ''Literature/{{Corduroy}}'', the night security guard takes a stuffed bear as a perfectly logical explanation for the crash he heard. He puts Corduroy back on his shelf and does no further investigation into the incident.
* Detective Lieutenant Willer and his entire force in ''Literature/TyrannosaurCanyon'' are dismal at every point of the story. They allow the scene of a murder to degrade for several days before following up, blame the protagonist for everything, and are cowed into submission by the feds right before they could have been useful.
* ''Literature/EmilyTheStrangeTheLostDays'' combines this and DirtyCop for the Blackrock police. A 13-year-old girl is living in a refrigerator box behind the local diner and they just give her a ticket for doing so. When she is taken in for complaining to the local postal clerk, she tells the officers for hours that she had no memory of who she was and they release her, implying that the next time her "uncle" give him money to avoid this.
* In ''Literature/VenissUnderground'', the police in Veniss city operate as a pay-to-hire business. They ignore the missing persons report filed by Nicola because she isn't rich enough to make investigating worth their while.
* Pretty much all of New Rochelle's department, from the Commissioner on down, in ''Literature/TheNorthAvenueIrregulars''.
* In ''Literature/TheCloakSociety'', they do not appeal to the police for most of the trilogy -- indeed, the danger of coming to public attention, the warrants on some of them, and the villains' report that one of them has been kidnapped mean they avoid them entirely. Later, however, [[spoiler: they appeal to the police for help -- more on the reasoning that JurisdictionFriction means the police will want to support them than because the police ought to handle it]].
* The police in ''Literature/HushHush'' are laughably useless. While some of it can be attributed to many of the characters [[ItWasHereISwear making Nora hallucinate some of the stuff she reports]], but it doesn't explain some of the random conclusions they come to (the first book has a detective argue that Nora and Patch must be dating, because [[InsaneTrollLogic Patch gave Nora a ride home]]), various uncalled-for remarks (''Crescendo'' has the detective flat-out tell Nora, "I think you're crazy", in response to her telling him she was drugged and chased), unprofessional behavior (in ''Silence'', the police handle a girl going missing for months and showing up out of nowhere with no memory whatsoever of her abduction by releasing her without taking statements or examining her mental health/bringing up the possibility of therapy), and enforcing OnlyBadGuysCallTheirLawyers. Of course, given that we really only see one particular detective [[spoiler:who is actually an angel undercover]], it's possible that it's just him who's a terrible cop.
* A common problem in the ''Literature/CormoranStrikeNovels'', but only to a degree, as the police are not so much incompetent as they are unwilling to explore other possibilities when they already have a perfectly reasonable suspect or explanation at hand.
** In ''Literature/TheCuckoosCalling'' the police are convinced that Lula Landry committed suicide, and don't appreciate the hero's investigation that aims to prove otherwise.
** In ''Literature/TheSilkworm'' they latch unto [[spoiler:Leonora Quine]] as the murderer for some fairly reasonable reasons, but then absolutely refuse to consider other suspects.
** In ''Literature/CareerOfEvil'' Strike provides the police with 4 suspects from his past that could be responsible for [[spoiler:sending him a severed human leg in the mail]]. They latch into the wrong one and ignore all the others.
* In ''{{Literature/Valhalla}}'' by Ari Bach, the police are always a nuisance to be avoided, if not an obstacle.
* In ''{{Literature/Pretty Little Liars}}'' the police(and later the FBI!) are so incompetent that they can't even determine when a security video has been obviously faked. They do apologize to the girls at the end but still.
* In ''Literature/{{Hammerjack}}'', all the real law enforcement power rests with Corporate Special Services. Civilian police services still exist but are largely irrelevant and only handle matters that CSS considers too unimportant or too unpleasant to bother with themselves.
* In ''Literature/TheRulesOfSupervillainy'' the police of Falconcrest City are hopelessly overwhelmed by the city's supervillains. To be fair, they have super-tech and an army of thugs while the police...don't. It's also implied that many came to the city after the Nightwalker's death.
* In a slight variation, Animal Control remains silent throughout the alarming conflicts of web serial ''Literature/{{Barkwire}}''.
* Played with in ''Literature/MurderAtColefaxManor''. [[spoiler:While the chief inspector is reasonable, the player can decide to be one by deciding to arrest any of the cast without having any evidence or proof as to if they committed or were complicate in the murder.]]
* Downplayed in Creator/AgathaChristie's novels, where the police officers are typically described as quite competent, but because their actions are limited by the standard procedures, they are frequently misled by false evidences, leading them to arrest the wrong suspect. On the other hand, the amateur sleuths often perform better because the people they talk to are less on their guard during the "interrogations", and are therefore more willing to reveal information about the case, which is usually vital to solving the whole thing.
* ''Literature/TheInfected'' the police aren't ''useless'' per se, but entirely unequipped to deal with superpowers, and it makes them trigger-happy. The protagonist of the first book, Brian, is almost killed twice in police custody, though this is later shown to be a result of mind-control, his feud with the police for the rest of the series causes no shortage of headaches for everyone.
* This is a defining theme in ''Literature/SmallerAndSmallerCircles''. In at least one murder, the Quezon City police do nothing to process or contain the crime scene properly, and as a result, a vital piece of evidence goes missing, possibly stolen by locals for scrap. Luckily for IntrepidReporter Joanna, her camera footage of the scene is ''just'' clear enough for Father Saenz to later identify the evidence as [[spoiler:[[DepravedDentist a dental instrument]].]]

* In ''[[Pinball/WHODunnit WHO dunnit]]'', a high-profile murder at a prominent hotel-casino doesn't warrant any attention from the police. It's up to the player's HardboiledDetective to solve the case.

* Generally averted in ''Radio/AdventuresInOdyssey'', where most of the police are played straight and do their jobs just fine -- sometimes in detail. However, there was one notable exception early in the show: Officer David Harley, an absent-minded, bumbling police officer who was a recurring character and ready-to-go comic relief. However, he was pulled off of the show when parents complained that he was presenting the wrong image of police to kids.
* The radio play ''Sorry, Wrong Number'' is about a bedridden woman who overhears on the phone, in detail, a conspiracy to commit murder. When she calls the police, they aren't really interested in looking into it.

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* Given how prevalent the military version is in ZombieApocalypse fiction, it's worth noting that it's averted in ''TabletopGame/UnhallowedMetropolis''. The main deciding factor in whether a country or region still exists is whether or not there was a swift and effective military response, whether it consisted of actual military strikes to curtail the Animates, erecting fortifications, or simply fleeing to more defensible geography.
* [[DependingOnTheWriter Depending on the GM]], it can happen and be {{justified|Trope}} in the ''TabletopGame/D20Modern'' Urban Arcana setting, by the fact that the police/army are not being properly trained/equipped against supernatural threats. (Even highly trained Navy Seals will have a hard time bypassing a lycanthrope Damage Reduction 15/{{Silver|Bullet}} without, well, SilverBullet, which are not standard issued in any military force.)
* Averted and played straight in ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'', on the ground level, most Imperial Nobles have all sorts of law enforcement; from Enforcers, to Guard, to Police, all of which are usually not much better than a gang of ugly thief takers who simply enforce the will of the ruling Noble. The ubiquitous police force used by the Imperal Government proper, however, are the Arbites. These guys carry more guns and heavier armour than SWAT teams, tend to be fanatics who have borderline worship of the law, and have a habit of beating most unimportant suspects to death. Might have something to do with the fact that the Adeptus Arbites is a giant ShoutOut to ''ComicBook/JudgeDredd''.
* Franchise/WorldOfDarkness has shades of this, and sometimes jumps headlong into it. While it can be justified, there are other times that are extremely questionable.
** One flavour short story involved a pair of cops practically wetting themselves after firing at a man who was drinking blood from a corpse. Since - to the reader - it's obvious the man was a vampire, it appears justified, but the police officers - having fired only at his torso - had no reason to believe it wasn't a regular guy in a bulletproof vest (probably on drugs, too), it really makes these cops seem particularly incompetent.

* Played rather strangely in ''Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing''. The script goes out of its way to depict Dogberry and co. as completely useless (they don't actually enforce any of Messina's laws for various idiotic reasons), [[TheFool but purely by accident, through sheer bumbling, they manage to capture the villain's henchmen, expose his plot and save the day]].
* PlayedForLaughs in ''Theatre/ArsenicAndOldLace'', where the beat cops who visit the Brewster house to pay their respects to the protagonist Mortimer's [[BeneathSuspicion sweet old aunts]] remain cheerfully oblivious to: (a) the mysterious disappearance over the past several years of a dozen old men who've entered the residence; (b) the sudden appearance of a highly wanted SerialKiller; (c) the fact that Mortimer is tied to a chair involuntarily and is about to be tortured to death by said serial killer; (d) the presence of said killer's equally wanted accomplice in the same room even after the killer himself has been recognized and captured. By contrast, the one time they ''do'' act rationally is the one time that Mortimer wishes that they wouldn't: when his sweet old aunts innocently confess to the murders they've committed right in front of the police captain.
* This trope is played with in ''Theatre/GreatBritain''. The PlayedForLaughs Commissioner Kassam is hilariously incompetent, trying to cover up an AccidentalMurder, [[DiggingYourselfDeeper failing badly]], admitting that he doesn't have a clue and eventually committing career suicide by [[spoiler:racially abusing an officer that tasers him on his orders (to try and demonstrate that tasers are okay)]]; while all this goes along, he becomes an InUniverse meme. Some of the support staff are involved in the cover-up and not good at it either. More seriously, Assistant Commissioner Davidson's efforts [[WellIntentionedExtremist to solve a crime through a corrupt alliance with Free Press]] go ''horribly'' wrong.

* In ''Webcomic/RasputinCatamite'', The local police seems lazy, adverse to paperwork, hideously bigoted and corrupt.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}}'', Ethan calls 911 after his Roadblock poster and Roadblock action figure start sexually harassing him. He gets hung up on almost immediately, as you might expect.
* In ''Bitmap World'', the security guards at Macrohard [[http://www.bitmapworld.com/comic/issue111/ stand around doing nothing]] while equipment is being stolen, then [[http://www.bitmapworld.com/comic/issue112/ complain that they might get hurt]] when they're sent to take care of it.
** The actual police [[http://bitmapworld.com/comic/issue283/ are even worse.]]
* ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob'' has two local cops named Baskin and Robbin (as opposed to the two recurring federal agents, Ben and Jerry) who diligently ignore all the seemingly nonsensical "crank calls" they keep getting about flying saucers, unicorns, dragons, robots, and the like. [[http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com/d/20081230.html Like so.]]
** The SpacePolice [[http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com/d/20141115.html are useless too.]]
* In the Webcomic/CiemWebcomicSeries , the police are either [[HanlonsRazor pathetically incompetent or else actively working for the villains]].
* ''Webcomic/DaisyOwl'' [[http://www.daisyowl.com/comic/2008-07-14 tackles this one]]:
-->'''Daisy:''' This isn't like [dad] at all. We need to go find him.\\
'''Cooper:''' Shouldn't we call the police?\\
'''Daisy:''' Yeah, sure. And then we can have ice cream with a nice lady from the DSS. And she'll ask us why Daddy's not home, and why he's an owl, and [[HalfDressedCartoonAnimal why he doesn't wear pants]], ''and so on''.
* In ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' the two-man police force in Podunkton actively discourages people from reporting crimes. Deputy Edsel is a straight example, whose first response in the face of an emergency is to say, "[[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=061120 Somebody should call the police!]]" Officer Tod, however, is actually quite skilled, but he prefers to just let [[VigilanteMan Oasis]] chop criminals into little pieces, while he gets paid for doing absolutely nothing.
** When Zoë tries to tell some apparently less dishonest policemen that she was kidnapped into a building that turned into a rampaging ground for "zombgeeks" (don't ask), she runs into a downright parodic version of the trope. Sure, her story is extremely implausible, but the policemen are also ignoring the fact that when they went to check it out, "a rocketship made of mucus and unidentifiable bits burst through the roof." Apparently they thought this wasn't anything unexpected because "it's a Monday."
* In the WebComic [[http://zeera.comicgenesis.com ''Zeera the Space Pirate,'']] Zeera at one point tries to go straight and joins the space cops, only to discover that the space police are so corrupt that piracy was actually a more honest career choice, and she reverts to being a pirate. Since then, she has met a few cops who ''are'' honest and are trying to reform the organization.
* In ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', this trope was played straight (and mercilessly lampshaded) with [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20051009.html the police during the 2005 Schlocktober arc]]. In the aftermath of the short arc, the heroes' lawyer manages to get all charges for their handful of less-than-legal actions dropped by threatening the cops with a bundle of legitimate lawsuits, "including false arrest, dereliction of duty, excessive force, and incompetence. I like to think of it as the 'impersonating a police force suit'"
* ''Webcomic/SuicideForHire''; the cops [[CrapsackWorld never seem to get anywhere]]. A rash of gruesome teen deaths goes unheralded by the news and not investigated in any detail, and acts of violence in public go ignored, such as when Autumn pulls a knife and attacks another girl at the prom. They did respond and do their best to deal with a case of domestic violence (the author of the comic has been trained to work with victims of domestic violence and didn't want to make light of it) but the victim's non-compliance meant they couldn't convict the attacker.
* ''Webcomic/SequentialArt'' got Art who despite repeated cases of CassandraTruth didn't learn and still tried to call the police whenever something wrong happens. Later, Pip [[http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=465 mocked him]] for [[AesopAmnesia still trying]].
* Subverted in ''Webcomic/{{Girly}}''. The C.P.D. even outdo the actual superhero most of the time, [[FakeUltimateHero not that that's very hard]]. In the later arcs, they're practically a BadassArmy.
* ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'': the police have been muzzled by a state law that all crimes committed by people on TV are ignored to protect the entertainment business. Notably, the closest [[HeroicComedicSociopath Axel]] came to being actually punished for his many, many crimes against humanity was before he was on TV.
* In ''Webcomic/MayonakaDensha'' whenever the police show up they only serve to make the situation worse or just don't do anything at all. Then again, they are being lead by the man himself, InspectorLestrade.
* [[PlayingWithATrope Played with]] in ''Webcomic/KiwiBlitz'', as a kid Reed Bahia's mother explained that the police were always useless in the stories [[LampshadeHanging to make things more interesting for the hero]]. And now in the present day [[JustifiedTrope the police don't have a big enough budget to deal with all of the costumed villains running around]].
* In ''[[WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja Dr McNinja]]'', the police refuse to deal with "freaky [[CensorBox WOOF!]] going down at the cemetery" and [[http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/23p21/ make the mayor take care of it instead.]] But [[BlatantLies not because the mayor is a main character and the police aren't...nope.]] The rest of the times they really ought to be doing something, the police don't even offer an excuse.
-->(While the titular doctor is battling someone with Paul Bunyan's disease)\\
'''Policeman:''' This looks bad. All right, prepare to open fire.\\
'''Yoshi the Raptor:''' RAAAATCH!\\
'''Gordito:''' Hold your fire. Give him a chance.\\
'''Policeman:''' Okay, forget this. I don't do dinosaurs.\\
'''AltText:''' Ninjas, zombies, giant lumberjacks, SURE. I signed up for that! But I draw the line at dinosaurs.
** The doctor himself is a walking example, because thanks to a special deal, they aren't allowed to touch him if he [[RuleOfFunny gets back to his office and shouts "BASE!" before they catch him]].
* Every example of the police in ''Webcomic/DrugsAndKisses'', much to the delight of the main characters
* Averted in ''Webcomic/XWhy'' where the police manage to do there job [[http://xwhy.comicgenesis.com/d/20100825.html here]] and [[http://xwhy.comicgenesis.com/d/20081205.html here]].
* ''Webcomic/{{Supercrash}}'': Police of Norandopolis (the setting of the series) aren't very fond of superheroes and treat them with utter disdain despite clearly not being equipped to handle most of the threats to the city such as monsters. Granted in Oliver (a.k.a Supercrash)'s first encounter with them, they did catch a thief and arrested Oliver alongside him when the thief tried to claim him as an accomplice (didn't help that Oliver mistook him for a fellow hero). While they let Oliver go, it wasn't without humiliation via forcing him to dance while they shot at his feet. In the second encounter, however, Oliver tries to get them to help Jennifer after she faints [[spoiler: from having to defend herself against her henchgirls who rebelled on her]], but all they do is mock him for forgetting to bring in her assailants and laugh in his face, forcing him to carry Jennifer out of their HQ in a huff.

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* ''Roleplay/SurvivalOfTheFittest'' has the [[WretchedHive Denton]] police force, who are either too corrupt or too incompetent to deal with any of the gang violence rife in the city. This is to the point where the gangs practically run the place, shootouts and mass brawls being a common occurrence.
* If they were living in reality and not a RuleOfFunny psycho-world, most of WebSite/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses would have been in jail or mental homes by now. Specific examples would be [[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]] and WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses, as they can get out of any trouble by using the insanity defense. The ''Literature/JamesAndTheGiantPeach'' review did open with the reveal that the Critic was serving time in the "Internet State Penitentiary"... for doing a really bad Let's Play.
* ''Website/{{Cracked}}'''s
** One of [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_586_31-life-lessons-you-can-only-learn-from-video-games/ 31 Life Lessons You Can Only Learn From Video Games]] is that police cars in a BeatEmUp are just for decoration. "Only trust your fists; police will never help you."
** "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-great-occupations-for-horribly-stupid-people/ 7 Great Occupations for Horribly Stupid People]]" by Creator/{{Seanbaby}} lists cops in sci-fi at #5. They're absolutely useless when something supernatural or sci-fi-esque is happening because they're unwilling to accept what's going on even when it's the most rational explanation.
** One episode of ''WebVideo/AfterHours'' {{discussed}} this, with Katie's irrational hatred (and confused slurs) towards police was caused by this trope's prevalence in movies.
* ''WebAnimation/BeeAndPuppycat'': While Bee is waiting to cross the street, two police in a cop car drives to the intersection and stops to glare at her to make sure she doesn't jaywalk while ignoring two kids running across the street to chase a duck.
* In ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', the [[CapeBusters Brockton Bay PRT]] barely bother fighting the truly malicious local supervillains or their gangs, and past a certain point the more friendly-ish supervillains are doing more to help their newly carved out territories and fight the major threats than they are. The mundane police are also useless the one time they appear, although that can be forgiven on account of their opponents being the [[TheDreaded Slaughterhouse Nine]].
* Subverted in the WebAnimation/HomestarRunner cartoon literally called "The Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon", which begins with Strong Bad and the Cheat being caught by the "police" (or more accurately, Homestar doing a poor imitation of a police siren) and arrested. He then escapes from a literal CardboardPrison and attempts to kidnap the Poopsmith, but once again the "police" (which includes Homestar, Bubs, and Coach Z) manage to easily recapture him.
* The deputies in ''Literature/{{TOT}}'', sans Eddie Sanchez (who's an inversion) and Giggs (who made a mistake and tried to fix it), are severely incompetent. They don't send backup to the Green Water subdivision, even after dozens of people call the sheriff's department telling them they need help. This is mainly because the [[DirtyCop corrupt Sheriff and undersheriff]] are either blocking the calls or informing the deputies that the calls are pranks (some of which actually were prank calls). Nevertheless, the fact that ''none'' of the deputies even rose an eyebrow when they received so many calls shows that many of the deputies were either being lazy or not thinking clearly at all.
--> '''Dylan''': "[[LampshadeHanging You cops are fucking idiots]]."
* The police in the Website/{{GoAnimate}} Grounded videos seem to have something of a HairTriggerTemper, as they will instantly peg a character with jailtime for littering if they so much as walk up to a piece of paper on the ground. Other times, they just outright arrest people for little to no reason or show a bias towards the trouble-making kids' parents (or basically anyone ''but'' the trouble-makers for that matter), sometimes even arresting the kids just for talking to them. Outside of that, the police will instantly come to arrest someone if they are simply asked to without complaint, even if they are being called to arrest a kid for smashing their sibling's [=iPod=].
* One of the major factors in Carly Parker starting the ''Podcast/{{Rabbits}}'' podcast to document her investigation into the disappearance of her childhood friend, Yumiko, is that the police assumed her disappearance was her deliberately running away to escape the academic pressures of a Japanese immigrant household. Putting aside that this stereotypical view is ''not'' an accurate description of Yumiko's parents, it also means they have never taken the investigation seriously enough for Carly. She notes multiple times that her insistence that there is more to it only seems to annoy them.
* ''Podcast/TheLastPodcastOnTheLeft:''
** The hosts often note times when police ineffectiveness is a major factor in how long a serial killer goes without getting caught. For example, in the Dean Coril series, they note the Huston police were underfunded and understaffed so much that, as a result, they actively avoided investigating things like homicides and shut down a victim's family when they provided a letter written by their missing son that they suspect was faked, but which Missing Persons took as evidence he was no longer missing.
** They also note occasions when a killer was caught by dumb luck or mistakes rather than anything police did. Leonard Lake and Charles Ng, for instance, were only found out when Lake was held for questioning for an act of compulsive shoplifting by Ng, and police never suspected anything serious until Lake killed himself while in custody.
** Another issue the hosts bring up frequently is the fact that police precincts never speak to one another regarding local crimes, which causes killers to go on longer than if they just pooled information. This is understandable in the case of drifter killers whose crimes take place entire states apart or in times when long distance communication was not the norm. It's less so in the case of the Boston Strangler, in the 1960s, when police and district attorneys ''within the same city'' kept information to themselves in the hopes of being the ones who will crack the case.
** Marcus Parks gets especially worked up in the second Robert Pickton episode because of this trope. In the case of Pickton, not only did the Vancouver Police Department not investigate the disappearance of Pickton's sex worker victims and even ignore evidence of possibly up to ''four'' serial killers in the particular slum Pickton hunted in, they were plagued by petty infighting as they actively bullied and undermined the one cop who ''was'' trying to do something because his efforts and other successes made them look bad.