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Two characters, typically a guy and a girl, end up in a heap on the floor, either the result of a scuffle, one of them pushing the other one down to protect them, or just a chance landing due to one or the both of them becoming temporarily airborne. They have a few moments to trade words, maybe seeming to [[ShipTease flirt a little]].

Then the person on the bottom points out that the other is in fact ''[[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome sitting on them]]''. Please Get Off Me? For bonus points, the person on bottom will start off by noting how ''heavy'' the person on top is, or that they landed on them [[GrievousHarmWithABody hard enough to injure them.]]

This trope is the logical conclusion of TheGlomp, SuggestiveCollision or LivingCrashpad. Often can result in one of the characters being an AccidentalPervert. AndCallHimGeorge is where this trope gets dangerous.

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!!Examples
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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* ''Anime/DigimonAdventure02'': Happens in the first couple of episodes in the series when the five heroes and Digimon haven't yet mastered the art of interdimensional travel and always land in a huge heap of bodies on the floor when returning to Earth through the portal.
* ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'': [[SugarAndIcePersonality Rei]] says this word for word in her usual monotone when [[ButtMonkey Shinji]] lands on her chest as she comes out of the shower. Her total non-reaction is one of the first signs that she [[ExtremeDoormat isn't normal.]]
* ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'': Happens with Jill and Guts. Normally this would be an issue since Jill is a small teenaged girl and Guts is the size of a Renaissance statue, but he was fighting a giant moth-woman at the time, hence his "Hey. Get off, you're heavy.".
* ''Anime/NagasareteAirantou'' has Machi sit on top of Ikuto when she's inviting him to go see cherry blossoms. He asks her to get off because she's heavy. Her reaction? Jump up and down on him, asking for clarification if she really is heavy.
* ''Manga/GunslingerGirl''. In Chapter 38 of the manga, Petra does a leap onto a balcony where her handler Sandro is fighting with an attacker. She ends up on top of him and for a moment their faces are quite close...[[MomentKiller until Sandro shoves her off him]], complaining that she's really heavy thanks to her cyborg body.
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[[folder:Film]]
* ''Film/ElDorado'': Mississippi sneaks up on and tackles a mysterious gunman hiding out across the street from TheSheriff's office, discovering it to be [[spoiler:Joey [=MacDonald=]]], who, true to form, trades a few words before asking him to get off. He replies that he's actually [[AllMenArePerverts pretty comfortable]] before getting smacked for his trouble.
* ''Film/RushHour'': Lee is barely hanging off a rafter. When he slips off, Carter catches him with a large flag. Lee slides down the flag and Carter realizes that he's going to land on top of him and gives a "[[OhCrap Oh Shit]]" before he does. Lee (on top) thanks Carter for saving his life and gives him kisses until Carter pushes Lee off him and tells him this.
-->'''Lee:''' "I'm just being polite!"
-->'''Carter:''' "Well, next time be polite to my ''nuts!''"
* ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'': [[MsFanservice Mikaela]] finds herself [[AccidentalInnuendo on top]] after she and Leo end up in a pile after being teleported to a point roughly 20 or 30 feet over Egypt. Leo has the presence of mind to note that it's a dream come true to find such a beautiful woman land in his lap... except that she accidentally performed a gravity-assisted GroinAttack during her landing.
* In ''Film/RobinHoodMenInTights'', Little John makes the mistake of helping Broomhilde (who probably outweighs him) down from her horse, and falls, with her landing on him. When she's thanking him and asking him if there's anything she can do, his response is the trope title.
* In ''Film/TheWeddingPlanner'', Mary is nearly smashed by a dumpster rolling downhill, and is saved by Steve when he tackles her out of the way. When he starts [[HowManyFingers asking her questions to judge if she is hurt or not]], including asking if she has trouble breathing, she [[DeadpanSnarker notes that it is hard to breath with him lying on top of her]].
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* Occurs a couple of times between Ziva and Tony on ''Series/{{NCIS}}''. Justified when [=McGee=] and Ziva are examining the underside of the car, and [=McGee=] gets stuck on top of her. It requires a good bit of wriggling to free themselves, but aside from a single innuendo ("That had better be your handcuffs"), they don't flirt.
** Also when Ari snipes at Abby through the window of her lab in Season 3's "Kill Ari" storyline. Tony dives on top of her to protect her, then asks if she's okay. She weakly replies, "Yes. . . you're heavy", prompting him to get off of her and pull her to safety.
* Inverted in ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'' during Ianto's backstory. After capturing [[spoiler:Myfanwy]] Jack and Ianto end up in this position. After a few moments of [[HoYay pure unleaded Ho Yay]], Ianto (who is on top) excuses himself and leaves.
* ''Series/{{Farscape}}'': In "The Flax", John and Aeryn's ship is disabled, and during their DamageControl efforts, John narrowly saves Aeryn from having part of the ceiling collapse on her via a running-tackle. [[ShipTease One long drawn-out silence later]], Aeryn [[LampshadeHanging lampshades the moment.]]
-->'''Aeryn:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Are you comfortable? Can I get you a pillow?]]
* In an episode of ''Series/{{ExtraordinaryAttorneyWoo}}'', the titular character Woo Young-woo experiments a BaitAndSwitchSuicide on herself[[note]]the victim in the case of the week had hung himself in despair, and his younger brother was being viewed as a suspect[[/note]], only for LoveInterest Lee Jun-ho to walk into her office and accidentally push her off her desk while getting the noose off of her. He's able to catch her, but they both end up on the floor in a SuggestiveCollision. Right after that, Young-woo tells Jun-ho simply that he's still holding her butt, prompting him to let go in embarrassment.
* ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'': In one episode J.D. collides with Nurse Laverne, knocking her onto the floor, and just kinda freezes. She then snaps for him to either get off of "make it worth my while".
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'':
** Done with Tedd and his soon-to-be MagicalGirlfriend Grace. "[[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2002-03-29 I appreciate your affection]], but you're crushing me. Get off please???"
** After Diane tackles Noah for following her around, Noah explains that [[spoiler:he's her brother ([[TangledFamilyTree in a sense]])]], then adds "[[https://www.egscomics.com/comic/brother-010 it would be appropriate to dismount.]]"
--->'''Diane''': ''(jumping back)'' There ''had'' to have been a better way to put that!\\
'''Noah''': And yet, I am free.
* ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'': Happened to Daniel T'Fiona [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_882.php during his first adventure.]]
-->'''Dan:''' If it isn't too bold of me, perhaps I can suggest you three make your plans include you three getting off my spine?
* ''Webcomic/SleeplessDomain'': After getting suddenly separated by a monster, Undine glomps Kokoro to the floor out of relief; the latter lets her babble and get the worry out of her system before tacitly pointing out the situation.
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[[folder:WesternAnimation]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', Zuko ends up on top of Katara when knocking her out of the way of some falling debris in the Western Air Temple in yet another example of ShipTease. [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished She’s still pissed about his presence and just chews him out]].
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