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->'''Boy:''' Wanna play doctor?\\
'''Girl:''' I don't have insurance...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', "The Munnery"

''I'll show you mine if you show me yours!''

Young children looking at each other without any clothes on.

Children tend to be very curious about things, including what the opposite sex looks like under their clothes. So naturally, sometimes they try to satisfy that curiosity by negotiating with someone roughly their own age. It's called "playing doctor" since it's frequently put in the form of a game where one child is the doctor, and the other the patient, who takes off their clothes for examination like at the real doctor's office.

For legal reasons, this game is almost never played all the way in visual media, being mentioned off stage, or interrupted before too many clothes come off. A common "bit" is for a parent to catch the children doing this, and completely overreact making the kids more confused and traumatized than the game ever would have. A common [[SubvertedTrope subversion]] is for precocious or overly intellectual children to actually be roleplaying medical professionals without any intent of taking off clothing. Indeed, this subversion is much more common in media than the "straight" use, as you'll see in the examples section.

It's considered kind of cute for very small children to do this, less so as they get older, and if either participant has hit puberty, they've lost the ChildrenAreInnocent excuse. Indeed, if anyone past puberty suggests "playing doctor," it's an UnusualEuphemism. And if one child participant is significantly older than the other, it's [[Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit usually a bad sign]].

Not to be confused with "playing [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]]", Playing ''VideoGame/DrMario'', PlayingHouse, [[ActorAllusion Playing]] "Series/{{House}}", or ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV.
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!!Examples

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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* ''Manga/BlackLagoon'': In one of the {{Omake}}s, Hansel and Gretel play doctor with little Garcia, Roberta's young master. Hansel and Gretel being... you know... [[CreepyTwins Hansel and Gretel]], they decide to play the real kind of doctor with him, much to poor Garcia's distress. They were also keen on [[CrossesTheLineTwice playing doctor like the adults do]]...
-->'''Hansel:''' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Let's play]] [[UpToEleven Unit 731!]]
* When Megumi from ''Manga/BokuNoFutatsuNoTsubasa'' was little, she tried to play doctor with her cousin Hiromi and ended up giving her a seriously wrong impression. [[spoiler:Megumi is a hermaphrodite.]]
* In the series ''Manga/OniichanNoKotoNankaZenzenSukiJaNaiNDakaraNe'', the main male character Takanashi did this a lot with his childhood friend Iroha when they were children, mainly an excuse to see her naked. Because of this, she now regularly stalks him under the belief they are a couple.
* Keima winds up on the wrong end of this in ''Manga/TheWorldGodOnlyKnows.'' During an arc where Keima is undergoing [[spoiler:MentalTimeTravel to when he was six]], a first grader with a PrecociousCrush discovers one of her grandfather's porn magazines and wants to copy them with Keima. Keima is fully aware of and {{Squick}}ed by how just plain wrong this situation is. [[spoiler:He successfully turns it around and arranges the situation such that they wind up having a chance to meet the grandfather, whom Keima needed to speak to]].
* Washu gives this reasoning when Mihoshi walks into her lab and catches Washu in a nurse's outfit and Tenchi stripped to his boxers (and Washu's hand ''in'' his boxers) in the seventh episode of ''Anime/TenchiMuyo''. Mihoshi, being TheDitz, takes it as meaning "the game" and ponders about joining in before causing trouble for the poor scientist.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* A very dark take on the concept by a French comic guy: one kid asks the other to play doctor; he replies "Sure, I got a surgeon's costume for Halloween." Next panel has the parents congratulating themselves on getting the kid such an intellectually-stimulating toy (the surgeon outfit), while [[BlackComedy a large pool of blood leaks out from behind a closed door]].
* There is one example in ''[[SpinoffBabies Young]] [[ComicBook/SpirouAndFantasio Spirou]]''... only it turns out both of them are cheating. Also, the cover for Tome 3, as pictured above.
* ''ComicBook/{{X-Men}}'' has Lillandra misunderstood when she proposes Charles to play doctor. When he yells, she clarifies she's talking about actual medicine.
* In ''ComicBook/{{Titeuf}}'', the hero is asked by a girl to play doctor, and he proceeds to… simulate an injection.
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[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* Subverted in a ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' [[http://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1996/10/09 comic]] in which Jason and Eileen simply role-play various medical bureaucrat lines to each other.
-->'''Jason:''' Have a seat and I'll see you in four hours.
* ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' has Calvin playing doctor with his neighbor Susie Derkins. Of course, this being Calvin and Hobbes, it is [[ArtShift presented in the style of]] ''ComicStrip/RexMorganMD'', and Susie storms off due to the excessive treatments Calvin suggests from the symptom of "My foot hurts, doctor."
-->'''Doctor:''' It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a hacksaw.
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* [[http://arkham-insanity.deviantart.com/art/The-Dangers-of-Playing-Doctor-90619838 "The Dangers of Playing Doctor"]] on Website/DeviantArt, with Ed and Al (from ''Anime/FullmetalAlchemist'').
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[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* In ''Animation/TechnotiseEditIJa'', Edit's memory of an instance of this is the cause for Edi's appearance.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* A straighter example of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" is from the movie ''The Ice Storm'', starring a young Christina Ricci. (It's consistently the most popular clip on Hulu.)
* ''Film/BladeRunner''. While talking to Rachel about her memories, Deckard reminded her about the time she and her brother played doctor. Her brother showed her his, and when it got to be her turn, she chickened and ran. The memories were actually implanted in her: they came from Tyrell's niece.
* Happened in a movie called ''Anatomy of Hell''. You actually saw the genitalia of the little girl playing doctor, Carolina Lopes.
* Schlocky horror film ''Milo'' has the title character, as a child, show a series of girls his abortionist father's collection of preserved fetuses (the children are all NightmareFetishist types) in exchange for one of them playing doctor with him. Unfortunately for the chosen girl, his idea of "doctor" involves scalpels.
* In ''Film/{{Teeth}}'', the horror-comedy about the girl with the VaginaDentata, the step-brother has a scar on his finger, and it is revealed that this is from "playing doctor" with his step-sister in the pool as children.
* A variation and ultimate subversion occurs in ''Film/XMenFirstClass'', Erik and Charles are recruiting mutants, one of which, happens to be a stripper in a swank lounge. They bring her into the VIP room and say, "We'll show you ours if you show us yours." She takes it the wrong way until she realizes he is talking about mutant powers.
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[[folder:Jokes]]
* A rather old joke: a young girl mentions to her mother that she and another boy have been playing doctor. When the mom starts to freak out, the daughter says, "Oh don't worry! We've been playing HMO doctor. He didn't even get to see me!"
* Two babies, a boy and a girl, are lying next to each other under the covers. The boy asks, "how do you know which one of us is the boy and which one is the girl?" The girl looks under the covers and then back at the boy, and says "I'm the girl and you're the boy". "How do you know?" the boy asks. "Simple," the girl replies, "[[PinkGirlBlueBoy I'm wearing pink socks and you're wearing blue socks]]".
* Another old joke has a little girl's mother complain to a little boy's father about the children playing doctor. The man tries to dismiss it as childish curiosity, and the mother snaps, "He took out her appendix!"
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[[folder:Literature]]
* In the Creator/PhilipKDick novel ''Eye in the Sky'', a little boy is disappointed when he finally convinces the neighbor girl to show him hers -- and there's nothing there. Which turns out to be the same thing he's got down there! They're in a FisherKingdom run by someone who finds genitalia icky.
* This occurs in the novel ''Rubyfruit Jungle'' by Rita Mae Brown when the protagonist Molly is young, and she starts ''charging'' for people to see her friend Brock's junk.
* In one of humorist Creator/PatrickMcManus's short stories, he recounts the time as a kid that he got invited over by his neighbor Olga Bonemarrow to "play doctor"; it turned out the girl was referring to a mindnumbingly dull medical-themed board game.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* Referenced in ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', of course. As children, Willow and Xander played doctor in the same way as the ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' example, and Willow doesn't know that there's another way to play it, leading to [[InnocentInnuendo a bit of confusion]] when she references those games. When Willow asks Buffy how it's supposed to be played, Buffy looks embarrassed and [[BlatantLies claims she never played]] (Cordelia gives her a "Yeah, right!" look).
* An episode of ''Series/{{Maude}}'', in accordance with its then-edgy subject matter, had parents reacting to finding their kids, a boy and a girl, naked playing doctor.
* In an episode of ''Series/That70sShow'', there's a flashback, where it's revealed that Kelso played doctor with Jackie when they were little. Kelso remembers to this more fondly than their first date, because he "got further".
* {{Subverted}} on ''Series/FullHouse'': the kid yelled "don't open the door, Daddy" because she and a male friend were playing [[spoiler:eye]] doctor, and [[spoiler:the eye chart was on the back of the door]].
* On ''Series/{{Mash}}'', Hawkeye would regularly use "want to play doctor?" as a pick-up line on the nurses.
* Inverted on ''TheBigBangTheory'', when Leonard and Penny come into the apartment to find Sheldon and Amy playing doctor, Star Trek style; both are fully clothed ('natch), Sheldon is lying on the couch and Amy is running a medical tricorder over him.
-->'''Sheldon:''' I'm in hell, Leonard. (turns to Amy) Don't stop!
* There exists an episode of ''My Wife and Kids'' in which Michael Kyle educates Kady in self-defense, cautioning her of boys who offer to "play doctor" with her. At the end of the episode, one of Kady's classmates approaches her and requests to play doctor with her in the most innocent (and literal) sense of the term... but this doesn't stop Kady, who misinterpreted her father's warnings, from knocking the poor kid to the ground.
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[[folder:Music]]
* Music/StevieWonder's song "I Wish":
-->''Brother says he's tellin, bout you playin' doctor with that girl\\
Just don't tell I'll give you, anything you want in this whole wide world''
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[[folder:Radio]]
* In ''Radio/TheVeryWorldOfMiltonJones'', he takes it extremely seriously, ordering various things of his "nurse" (oh yeah, they're technically playing "doctors and nurses", behind the bike sheds, natch); his final line is:
-->"... and for GOD's sake put your knickers back on, this is a sterile environment."
* On ''Radio/TheGoonShow'':
-->'''Bluebottle:''' ''(plaintively)'' I don't like this game! Let's play another game. Let's play Doctors and Nurses.
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[[folder:Visual Novels]]
* In ''VisualNovel/NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors'' there is a following dialogue:
-->'''Seven:''' ''(while waiting for Clover and Junpei)'' You playing doctor in there?\\
'''Junpei:''' Maybe. Jealous?\\
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* Subverted in ''Webcomic/OzyAndMillie'' as it's used to parody health insurance. They wonder why they're so concerned about playing doctor and conclude it's out of worry it'd make them cynical. Keep in mind that Ozy is normally a HalfDressedCartoonAnimal anyhow.
* A DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything example from ''Webcomic/GhastlysGhastlyComic'': [[http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20030302.html "Paging Dr. Tang"]] WARNING: While this particular link is safe for work, the general content of the webcomic is ''not''.
* ''Webcomic/LucidTV'': [[http://www.lucid-tv.com/077.jpg "I'll have you know none of the other children are board-certified"]]
* ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' has a take on it, [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2386#comic but instead of MD, they play PhD]].
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' episode "Hooked on Monkey Phonics":
-->'''Mr. Cotswolds:''' Mark, where's your sister?\\
'''Mark:''' She's upstairs playing Doctor with that Kyle boy.\\
'''Mr. Cotswolds:''' Oh, all right.\\
'''Mr. & Mrs. Cotswolds:''' What?! ''(they dash to her room)''\\
'''Mrs. Cotswolds:''' Rebecca! Aaah! Aaaaah! Noo-hooo!\\
'''Mr. Cotswolds:''' Rebecca, don't play that perverted game!\\
''(reaches the door and opens it; before them is Kyle on his back on a low table covered by a blanket; Rebecca, in scrubs, stands on a chair cutting away at Kyle's hat; both look at her parents)''\\
'''Rebecca:''' I have to extirpate a lesion in his cerebral cortex, or risk ih-nfection to the synaptic responses.
* They did this in ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', sans the doctor role-play.
* A rather surprising example came from ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' between [[ToyShip Bobby and Connie.]] The two of them, after a large misunderstanding about Connie thinking Bobby doesn't like her because she hasn't developed yet, decide to take off their shirts in front of each other and see each other's bodies. While Bobby gets his shirt off, Connie is interrupted by her father entering the room. Being that Kahn doesn't like Bobby already, and hates the idea of Connie being exposed to what he assumes to be rednecks, he's pretty pissed off. This example is very strange because the two of them are clearly at that age when they're starting to notice the opposite sex, and experience sexual urges, and are at least partly playing the game ''because'' of those urges, and yet the entire affair carries a clear feeling of innocence. There is the fact that sex wasn't on Bobby's mind at all. He thought couples took their clothes off and looked at each other, nothing more.
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', they flashed back to Peter and Lois as children. When Peter first sees her he says, "Wow, I'd like to play doctor with ''her''... and remove her appendix before it burst, causing sepsis."
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