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->''"No, she's absolutely right," said Zeb, patting the enormous pistol at his hip. "This '''is''' a penis substitute. After all, if I could kill at a range of thirty meters with my penis, I wouldn't need to carry this thing around, now would I?"''
-->-- ''Literature/TheNumberOfTheBeast'' by '''Creator/RobertAHeinlein'''

Guns, cannons, swords, daggers... they're all penises.

After all, most of them are vaguely phallic (any object longer than it is wide = phallic), they penetrate human flesh, and [[ARealManIsAKiller killing people is a sign of virility]]. In the case of guns, they even "[[MoreDakka ejaculate]]" bullets, while swords tend to have the reminiscent shape, with the long blade section and the thicker hilt guard in the bottom, and are usually held at around crotch height -- and, in some cases, kill with a thrusting motion. So it's not much of a surprise that weapons in general are a very popular source of phallic symbolism, if not ''the'' most popular.

SubTrope of FreudWasRight. See also {{BFG}}, {{BFS}}, OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe, CompensatingForSomething, GunPorn. Compare/contrast with TorpedoTits, which is somewhat of a DistaffCounterpart to this.
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[[folder:Anime]]
* In ''Manga/DeathNote'' Mello keeps a gun down the front of his trousers. Down the front of his laced, skintight, leather trousers. Considering this is seen after giving his challenge to Near, one wonders if he's compensating for something else too...
* Happens oh-so often in ''GunsmithCats''. Unsurprising, given the two themes of the show are "guns" and "fanservice."
* And from ''Anime/SCryed'', who could forget: "It's thick, it's hard, and it's coming to get you!"
* There is a piece of ''LyricalNanoha'' fan art that describes how [[DefeatMeansFriendship "the harder you get beaten by Nanoha, the harder you get hooked on her (with some exceptions)."]] Sure enough, [[DarkMagicalGirl Fate]] seems unsatisfied with her #4 ranking (Vivio, their adoptive daughter, being #1), and pleads to Nanoha, "[[HoYay Pierce through me right now!]] With that [[WaveMotionGun fat pink thing]] of yours!"
* ''GundamWing'''s Heero Yuy and his infamous [[TrouserSpace Spandex Space]]. [[PantsPositiveSafety Guess what he usually pulls out of those shorts?]]
** Despite the fact that you can see the gun tucked into his waistband in a couple of episodes, for years fans have made jokes about his "[[AssShove secret hiding place]]".
* ''YuYuHakusho'' example: [[spoiler: Sensui's Kazuya personality's gun-arm. What he does to Yusuke with it looks ONE HELL of a lot like PrisonRape.]] This is lampshaded in the dub:
-->[[spoiler:'''Kazuya''' ('pressing gun to Yusuke's face'): "Open your mouth, and close your eyes..."]]
* ''MajinTanteiNougamiNeuro'' has a killer keep a ridiculously long revolver down the front of his pants. The guy is a huge parody of Eagleland attitudes, so he's not the most subtle person around.
* In ''{{Gamaran}}'' there's Zenmaru's great katana, Sadanaga: he's extremely proud of its size and power, gets annoyed if anyone comments on it and he's a bit flustered by Shingo's [[BladeOnAStick Onidachi]] (a 4 meter long spear), stating that's even bigger than his sword....
* In ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'', Szayel releases his ''Resurreccion'' form by swallowing his sword.
** Mayuri Kurotsuchi keeps his sword sheathe hanging between his legs.
** Pesche keeps his sword in his loincloth.
* In ''Manga/BlackCat'', after smashing Train into the wall, Creed rants about how his disappointment and anger toward Train has caused his (imaginary) sword to grow enormous in strength and size. While holding a rose between his teeth, no less.
* ''RevolutionaryGirlUtena'': swords all over the place. Most notably, magic swords that you [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything draw from your lover's heart]].
* In ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'', the Daigunzan is a huge robot shaped like a ship, that has a huge blade-like part attached to the groin, shaped like the front part of a ship. During the Battle For Teppelin, it rams itself into Dekabutsu's huge hammer, pointy end first, only to leave it stuck and detonate it, creating an opening for Gurren-Lagann to enter.
** This is not even getting into all the drills the protagonist uses to penetrate the heavens.
* [[{{Manga/Gintama}} Is that a Neo-Armstrong cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon? Such a nice replica.]]
* ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'': It seems that the happier Mami is, the bigger her magical rifles become, such as during episode 3 after Madoka says the [[GayMoment she wants to be by her side]]. [[spoiler:The sandworm Witch that kills her in that very same episode embodies this trope even better.]]
** When Kyouko has to kill Oktavia in episode 8, it seems that her chain-javelin is far bigger than usual. [[spoiler:Her target is Sayaka]].
** Sayaka's lashing out by hitting a Witch to a bloody mess can be seen as venting out her sexual frustration. [[spoiler:Because she did not get the guy.]]
* In ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'', WordOfGod mentioned in an interview that Guts' {{BFS}}s not only represent his strength and determination, but also his virility. So it's no surprise that he managed to [[spoiler:get Casca pregnant during their first time together]].
* ''GregoryHorrorShow''. Catherine. Giant needle. ''That is all''.
* From ''Manga/InuYasha'', the Tetsusaiga. Its normal state is a normal rusted sword, but when pulled out, it becomes larger with hair coming out of the hilt, with various energy attacks coming out of it for dealing death blows. Oh, and Inuyasha often holds it at crotch level.
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[[folder:Art]]
* On Creator/HieronymusBosch 's "Hell" panel of "The Garden Of Earthly Delights" a long knife can be seen with two ears on the side.
* Inversion: Creator/HRGiger occasionally uses guns as a yonic metaphor. Google "Birth Machine" for an example.
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[[folder:Comics]]
* All over the place in TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks. (Not that TheGoldenAgeOfComicBooks was completely tame: just look at the page picture!)
* Used hilariously for a supremely ridiculous villain in ''ComicBook/DoomPatrol'', who was ridiculed all his life for having a small penis and thus built a giant cannon to attach to his crotch and called himself, what the hell, [[http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article59.htm Codpiece]]. The horror comes in when said super villain is defeated by a transsexual heroine... who has the power to dissolve objects.
* Towards the end of ''{{Preacher}}'', Herr Starr develops the disturbing (and hilarious) habit of holding his gun over his (penisless since a dog attack) crotch and repeating "'''Doom''' cock...'''Doom''' cock..."
* When Franchise/{{Superman}} rescues Lana from SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor's {{mooks}} in an early PostCrisis comic, he faces down a Mook with a huge bazooka and asks "Overcompensating for something there, fella?"
* Spoofed in the movie posters for a 1985 ''DykesToWatchOutFor'' [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/zizyphus/34585797/ comic strip]] (famous for being the strip that popularized the UsefulNotes/TheBechdelTest).
* ''ComicBook/TankGirl'' has loads and loads of this in its sight gags, both for the title character and for some of her more macho enemies.
* In ''ComicBook/{{Empowered}}'', Phallik gets all his powers from holding his [[BladeOnAStick Phallo-Spear]].
* The [[http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080722195314/starwars/images/6/65/Galaxygun_negwt.jpg Galaxy Gun]] in ''DarkEmpire'' is often joked to be one of these. Considering it was built by the Emperor after the more practical [[PlanetEater World Devastator]] turned out to be a non-starter, this is [[CompensatingForSomething probably apt.]]
* Most of preteen inventor [[TheAdventuresOfBarryWeenBoyGenius Barry Ween's]] guns. Lampshaded in a crossover with [[Comicbook/WhiteOut Carrie Stetko]]:
-->'''Marshal Stetko''': Are you aware all your guns look like penises?
-->'''Barry Ween''': Oh, yeah.
-->'''Stetko''': So, it's intentional then?
-->'''Ween''': Oh, yeah.
* Given its premise as warfare by FanService, it's not surprising that one of ''ComicBook/TankVixens''' world-building bonus comics shows off a bunch of weapons that embrace the trope wholeheartedly. Though the ones that look like they could be used in the bedroom don't appear in the main comics, the fairly ordinary-looking gauss rifle and the hip-fired {{BFG}} are seen from time to time.
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[[folder:Film]]
* Experimental montage film ''Film/AMovie'' makes use of this trope for what's either a gag or a lampshading of the whole PhallicWeapon concept. One montage starts with a submarine captain looking through a periscope. The film then cuts to a sexy woman in bra and panties. The next clip shows the submarine firing a torpedo. Then there's a clip of an atomic bomb explosion. The sexual imagery is not subtle.
* ''Film/BonnieAndClyde'' has a very sexually charged scene where Bonnie checks out Clyde's gun.
* ''Film/{{Batman}}'' (1989) has a GettingCrapPastTheRadar example that pays off twice. First, SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker shoots down Batman's plane with a ridiculously long gun pulled from the front of his baggy clown pants. Then, immediately afterward, he uses this gun to take the [[GirlOfTheWeek Girl of the Film]] hostage, and keeps it pointed at her throughout the film's long and sexually charged [[AccidentalInnuendo climax]].
* In ''Film/FromDuskTillDawn'', the character Sex Machine has a "crotch gun," basically a codpiece with a gun on it.
** It also made an appearance in the Mariachi's guitar case full of guns in ''{{Desperado}}'', with the Mariachi commenting that it saved his life once, but we never see him use it.
** Desdemona wields a crotch gun in ''Film/MacheteKills
* One scene from ''BeyondTheValleyOfTheDolls'' has a girl fellating a gun before being shot.
* ''Film/FightClub'' opens with [[HoYay Tyler's gun in the Narrator's mouth]].
* Gay Perry from ''Film/KissKissBangBang'' manages to kill a guy by literally shooting from the, er, hip.
* [[spoiler:Epiphany Proudfoot (Lisa Bonet)]] in ''Film/AngelHeart'' is killed by gunshot. The shot in question comes from a gun stuffed into her nether regions. We thankfully don't get to see the murder, only the aftermath.
* ''Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun'' is one of the more obvious examples. Scaramanga's lover explains that he only makes love to her before he kills someone with his golden gun, and one scene involves him suggestively caressing her with it as she lies naked in bed.
** The opening credits to quite a few ''Film/JamesBond'' films involve the silhouettes of naked women and guns.
* ''Film/DrStrangelove'''s final scene has this as well.
** Not just the ''final'' scene.
* ''Film/TankGirl'' has a moment loving on the gun of the tank she ganks from Water Power. To the tune of ''Shaft'', no less.
** And later on, explicitly called out as she rides the cannon up to the window of a truck. 'Feeling a little inadequate?'
* ''Film/InTheLineOfFire''. When Agent Horrigan (Creator/ClintEastwood) [[{{Roofhopping}} misses a jump]] and ends up [[{{Cliffhanger}} dangling from a rooftop]]. Mitch Leary (John Malkovitch) pops up overhead, prompting Horrigan to take aim despite his failing grip. Leary [[SuckMyGun teases Horrigan's pistol]] a bit before deciding that he'll take care of him later, and helps Horrigan to a nearby fire escape.
* That scene in ''Film/{{Videodrome}}'' where James Woods grows a vagina and then starts masturbating it with a gun.
* ''Film/DirtyHarry''. "My, that's a [[HandCannon big one]]."
* ''Film/ImGonnaGitYouSucka''. Bad guy to partner:
-->'''Willie:''' How come their guns are so much bigger than ours?
-->'''Thug:''' It's a phallic thing.
* ''Film/{{Orgazmo}}.'' Cock rocket. Need I say more?
* The poster for ''Film/{{Dolemite}}'' has him holding a HandCannon at crotch height, as one of his ladies grips the barrel. It's also discharging as she's gripping it.
* ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'': Dark Helmet's line: "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it." He says this while he and Lone Starr are holding their [[LaserBlade pseudo-lightsabers]] at crotch level.
* In ''Film/ThePirateMovie'', the Pirate King is asked "Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?" It turns out it ''is'' a knife in his pocket, as he pulls it out and throws it into the wall beside the woman's head. However, he then demonstrates that he is also pleased to see her.
* In the first dream level of ''Film/{{Inception}}'', [[{{Shapeshifter}} Mr. Eames]] produces a [[{{BFG}} grenade launcher]] from his {{Hammerspace}}, blows away a group of projections and says "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." Persons who do not feel that this implies "I can also do this with my penis" are hereby commended on the cleanliness of their minds.
* ''Film/{{Psycho}}'' features the infamous shower scene—the phallic-shaped knife, repeatedly stabbing Marion. Not to mention the killer having sublimated his sexual repression into murderous urges.
** RearWindow 's Jeff uses a telescopic lens (obviously longer than the binoculars he was previously using) to further his voyeurism and subsequent violation of his neighbor's privacy.
* In the ''Franchise/{{Scream}}'' movies, the serial killer targets young women, simultaneously acting seductive towards them and trying to stab them with a knife.
* There is [[http://www.noob.us/humor/strangest-gun-fight-ever/ a clip]] from the Swedish movie ''Kopps'' where a police officer throws his gun into the air, opens his pants, catches the gun in the open fly, then buckles his belt over the gun. He then guns down two criminals using pelvic thrusts. Then takes out the third by hacky-sacking the gun and kicking it into mook's face.
* ''Film/DeathWish''. While at a gun range in Tuscon, Arizona, Paul Kersey mentions to his client Ames that he was a Conscientious Objector during the Korean War.
-->'''Ames:''' I suppose you're one of those liberals who think [[FreudWasRight our guns are a substitute for our penises]].
-->'''Kersey:''' Maybe it's true.
-->'''Ames:''' Maybe. But this is gun country.
* ''Film/{{Alien}}''. The [[WordOfGod filmmakers state]] that the rolled-up adult magazine that [[spoiler:crew member Ash]] tries to suffocate Ripley with is meant to be a penis substitute, because [[spoiler:as an android [[BarbieDollAnatomy he doesn't have one himself]]]].
* This is {{lampshaded}} endlessly in ''Film/ShootEmUp''.
** Hertz tortures a hooker by shooting up bottles in her room with his HandCannon, then pressing the hot barrel against her thighs, eventually reaching between her legs with it. Fortunately the hero turns up.
-->'''Smith:''' That's a six shooter. [[CountingBullets I just counted six shots]]. You've blown your load.
** A hit squad burst in on the hero as he's having sex. [[CoitusUninterruptus He kills them all without stopping.]]
-->'''Smith:''' [[BondOneLiner Talk about shooting your load.]]
** A secret service agent comes out of a toilet stall polishing his HandCannon.
-->'''Smith:''' What were you doing in there?
-->'''Agent:''' ''(looking shifty)'' Cleaning my gun.
-->'''Smith:''' [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow Really...]]
* ''City Heat''. In the final shootout Creator/ClintEastwood and Burt Reynolds keep producing larger pistols in an attempt to both shoot the mooks and [[CompensatingForSomething one-up each other]]. [[DirtyHarry Clint naturally has the biggest gun]], an absurdly long-barreled revolver which he pulls [[TrouserSpace out of his trousers]].
* From the short film ''Airlords of Airia''.
-->"Return fire! We'll see who has the longest cannon here!"
* ''When Eight Bells Toll'' (1971). The hero uses the DamselInDistress for a ShowSomeLeg ploy to distract a guard.
-->'''Girl:''' ''(caressing barrel of guard's rifle)'' Is it loaded?
-->'''Guard:''' Yeah, it sure is. ''(moves in on her and gets clobbered from behind by the hero)''
* In ''Film/TheGeneralsDaughter'', during a flashback to [[spoiler: Captain Campbell's gang rape at West Point]], a soldier is shown to be ''very'' suggestively stroking the barrel of his rifle.
* ''Film/LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels'':
-->'''Soap''': I brought weapons as well.
-->'''Eddie''': What do you mean, weapons?
-->'''Soap''': ''(pulls a bundle from his coat and unrolls it, revealing large knives)'' These.
-->'''Eddie''': Jesus! ''(grabs the bundle and rerolls it)'' Let's keep them covered up, eh? Couldn't you get anything bigger?
-->'''Soap''': ''[[TrouserSpace (pulls a big ass machete from his trousers)]]'' What, like that? What do you think?
-->'''Eddie''': … I think you need help.

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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* Discussed in ''Series/ThirtyRock'':
-->'''Liz:''' What is it with men and guns?
-->'''Tracy:''' Well, I think I speak for the both of us when I say "because they're [[FreudWasRight metal penises]]."
* ''Series/{{Andromeda}}'': Have you seen my forcelance?
* Used deliberately and disturbingly in ''Series/SixFeetUnder'' when [[spoiler:a carjacker forces Dave to suck on his gun and threatens to shoot him with it before running away. In a show where AnyoneCanDie, it seemed like he might pull the trigger.]]
* It's [[EpilepticTrees been speculated]] that this is why Series/{{Xena|WarriorPrincess}} prefers [[WeaponOfChoice her chakram]] to the sword, since it's yonic rather than phallic.
* In the episode "The Gun" of ''[[Series/{{MASH}} M*A*S*H]]'', Frank steals a gun. Margaret also gets an orgasm when Frank shows her the gun (she then doesn't know yet that Frank has stolen the gun).
* Played with in ''Series/BurnNotice'', where the girlfriend of the not-too-bright son of the villain of the week gets the hots for Michael.
--> '''Debbie:''' I ... want to see your gun.\\
'''Michael:''' Okay, that's not my gun. ''Not'' my gun.
* In Season 4 of ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', the government implants an '[[RestrainingBolt inhibitor chip]]' in vampire Spike that prevents him from biting anyone, a condition that's compared rather tongue-in-cheek to impotence. He's delighted when someone gives him as pistol as he can at least threaten people, but then finds the chip stops him from even ''aiming'' it. Spike's response is to [[CompensatingForSomething demand a bigger gun]].
* In Season 3 of ''Series/GameOfThrones'', Joffrey fires his crossbow from the hip, and the camera angle clearly implies this trope. This is after he has lovingly shown and described it to his fiance, and he has already shown that he gets turned on by violence and killing. [[spoiler:He later uses the crossbow to murder a prostitute for kicks.]]

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[[folder:Literature]]
* In the ''{{Dragaera}}'' series, several characters have CargoShip-level emotional involvement with their {{Empathic Weapon}}s (which are all swords or daggers), are described as stroking them compulsively, and in some cases, the narrator comments on how [[CompensatingForSomething the weapon is much larger than the wielder]].
* In ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'', there's a popular BawdySong called "A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on the End." It's...not actually about the [[MagicStaff staffs they do magic with]].
* In ''Literature/TheManWithTheGoldenGun'', M reads a psychiatric report on Scaramanga speculating that he uses a HandCannon because he's CompensatingForSomething due to his [[AmbiguouslyGay ambiguous sexuality]]. Which explains why the manly Literature/JamesBond only has a Beretta .25 at this point in the novels. Bond does keep a long-barreled Colt .45 in his glove box though; does that imply he might 'come out of the glove box' some day?
* In ''Literature/TheIronDream'', Feric Jaggar's weapon, The Great Truncheon of Held, also known as the Steel Commander, is described in unambiguously phallic terms. And then Feric Jaggar forces his new underling to kneel and kiss it.
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[[folder:Music]]
* The Music/NineInchNails song "Big Man With A Gun."
* [[{{Gayngster}} Deadlee's]] "Suck Mah Gun."
* "Gunz Yo" by Sage Francis.
* The Lulu [[Film/JamesBond Bond theme]] "The Man With The Golden Gun," in a hilariously unsubtle way.
* Cher in ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G4O5AMSevc this music video]]).
** MitchBenn in the video for "Happy Birthday, War," as a parody of the Cher video.
* Kings of Metal by Manowar. The line "We got the biggest amps, man they blast." But the whole song, as well as Manowar image in general, are an example of this, or more suitably, Not compensating for anything thrope. As those thropes are close, in case of Manowar, they complete each other.
* The band Machine Gun Fellatio.
* The {{Ludo}} song Go-Getter Greg: "I'm a go-getter guy with a gun on my hip, I'm just searching for that someone to be firing it."
* The Toybox song 007 has "Bad girls scream when I show my gun!"
* "Steady Mobbing" by Music/LilWayne "Uh, Man suck my clip. Swallow my bullets and don't you spit."
* "Love Gun" by Music/{{Kiss}}.
* "Big Gun" by Lita Ford.
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[[folder:Podcasts]]
* The ''Jade Regent'' RPG Actual Play podcasts from Podcast/{{RPGMP3}} feature a weapon called [[NamedWeapons Oathtaker]]. During their travels, the adventurers [[RobbingTheDead stumbled across]] this magical ''tetsubo'' (a [[CarryABigStick huge Oriental bludgeoning weapon]]). Apart from its obvious uses, it can also force people under a [[MagicallyBindingContract Blood Geas]]. It's currently wielded by Harold Shinken, who discovered that the Viking women of the [[GrimUpNorth Linnorm Kingdoms]] were [[ChickMagnet very impressed]] by the weapon's... craftsmanship.
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[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
* During the reign of S.C.U.M. in Wrestling/RingOfHonor, Wrestling/JimmyJacobs used phallic symbolism to describe the use of his [[WeaponOfChoice railroad spike]].[[/folder]]

[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
* Creator/GeorgeCarlin's "Rockets and Penises in the Persian Gulf" routine discussed this trope, with heavy use of the word "dick".
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* ''{{Mechwarrior}}'' gives us the Flea light mech, with a... rather unfortunately placed flamethrower.
* Most [[HumongousMecha Titans]] in ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' tend to have sensible weapon placements, but the ''[[http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Imperator-class_Titan?file=Emperor_Titan_2.jpg Imperator]]'' class decided to cram one extra cannon in an undignified location. The Orks' Gargants aren't much better, and though their biggest weapons are called "belly guns," depending on the model they may protrude from fairly law on the Gargant's bulk, or even from beneath its armored skirt.
** On a more organic note, the [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Tyranids]]' [[LivingWeapon ranged weapon symbiotes]] tend to operate through muscle spasms, spurting liquids, and writhing payloads.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* The box art for ''VideoGame/DukeNukemForever'' shows a cocky Duke from a [[HitlerCam low angle]], with his smoking gun over his crotch and a female hand grabbing his waist. Yeah... subtle.
* "Hey Vyse, my cannon is bigger than yours!" - Vigoro, ''VideoGame/SkiesOfArcadia'' (he showed up in a ship with a huge freaking cannon mounted on it).
* In ''Videogame/MetalGearSolid'', Revolver Ocelot is the AnthropomorphicPersonification of this trope. Just listen to his speeches about "slamming a bullet down a shaft" when reloading...
** Where does DepravedBisexual KnifeNut Vamp keep his favorite blade? Exactly where you'd think.
*** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint A holster on his belt?]]
* A quote from Kreia about the lightsaber in ''[[KnightsOfTheOldRepublic KotOR II]]'': "For the male, it seems to have inordinate importance. But we shall leave such male preoccupations for philosophers and cultural historians."
* In ''VideoGame/{{Dystopia}}'', another heavy kills people with a [[http://www.dystopia-game.com/wiki/images/d/de/Dys_mk2_Corp_Heavy.jpg white stream of ions]].
* When visiting the Citadel for the first time in ''Videogame/MassEffect1'', the crew of the almost tiny FragileSpeedster ''Normandy'' is deeply impressed when passing TheBattlestar ''Destiny Ascension'', the biggest warship in the entire galaxy. Which leads pilot Joker to one of his usual moments of snarking:
--> '''Ashley:''' Look at the size of that ship!
--> '''Joker:''' Well, size isn't everything.
--> '''Ashley:''' Why so touchy, Joker?
--> '''Joker:''' I'm just saying: You have to have firepower, too!
** He gets to ''prove'' it too - [[spoiler: He and the Normandy get to deliver the killing blow to Sovereign.]]
* A nice Renegade response from Female Shepard at Omega from ''Videogame/MassEffect2'':
-->'''Merc Recruiter:''' Well, aren't you sweet? You're in the wrong place, honey. Strippers' quarters are that way.
-->'''Shepard:''' [''pulling out her gun''] Show me yours, tough guy. I'll bet mine's bigger.
* The [[GagPenis Penetrator]] melee weapon in ''SaintsRowTheThird''. It's an over-sized dildo. The in-game description says it all:
--> The absurdity of a sex toy with the lethality of a baseball bat.
** Naturally, it makes a return in the even more ludicrous ''SaintsRowIV'', this time in purple, [[{{ComicBook/Watchmen}} Dr. Manhattan glowing blue]], and candy cane. The description for the candy cane version:
--> Our weapon artists need professional help.
* [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/444899 This "Mecha Dress-up" flash game]] gives you an achievement for building a robot with a minigun between its legs; the achievement's description is "why would you put it ''there?!''"
* Rospark from ''MegaManZX Advent'', in his humanoid flower form, has a very pink phallic rod in between his legs, alongside another one jutting out of his head, that he uses to discharge electric blasts. He also has some homosexual undertones, given from how he enjoys fighting Grey and treating Ashe like she's full of cooties. Oh, and [[BaraGenre he's a rose.]]
* Mentioned by name in the obscure first person arena-shooter ''XS''. All of the contenders in the game are given biographies, which may include audio logs from a arena physician or the local psychologist. One of the contenders is a large SnakePerson, in the sense that he has a snake's head and lower body, but a scaly humanoid torso. He favors [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter a shotgun]]. The (female) psychologist actually gets upset at the excess of phallic imagery and declares him a "Freudian mess who uses his gun to spew all over the audien--" at which point she is cut off by the interviewer hurriedly turning off the microphone.
* In ''VideoGame/DeadRising2'', the psychopath Randy Tuggman wields a chainsaw that he likes to hold at crotch level and makes pelvic thrusts while revving it.
* In ''VideoGame/DeadRising3'', the psychopath Dylan Fuentes, who personifies Lust of the SevenDeadlySins, wields a flamethrower mounted on his crotch that resembles a cock and balls.
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* '''Don't''' insinuate this to Vulcan Raven in ''TheLastDaysOfFOXHOUND''.
-->'''Raven:''' I don't think we've been introduced. My name's Vulcan Raven. And this here's m'gun.
-->'''Ninja:''' So... small dick, huh?
-->'''Raven:''' Congratulations! Your death will be an extra 25% more painful.
* [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/1445/ This]] ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' comic.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* Literalized in ''ItsAlwaysTime'': Strawberry Banana (aka SB) (she's made of Jell-O. ItMakesSenseInContext.) is a woman with a penis. A ''detachable'' penis. And when she detaches it, it turns into a sword.
* An over-the-top feminist review of ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'' uses this in a ridiculously contrived analysis regarding the misogynist implications of shooter games. It then praised Portal for it's feminist aspects, that included the portals' semblance to a vagina.
* Lampshaded in ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'': immediately after Joey dismisses Tea's remark on the overabundance of phallic imagery in a duel, Yami Yugi says, "Now watch as my mighty lance penetrates your moist cocoon!"
* Many Japanese netizens have mocked the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xianxingzhe Xianxingzhe]] (or Senkousha in Japanese), China's first bipedal humanoid robot, for (among other things) having protruding joints near its crotch. Many parody videos and games of the robot have interpreted the protrusion as a powerful WaveMotionGun called the "Chinese Cannon".
* As the ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'' between [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 He-Man]] and [[WesternAnimation/ThunderCats Lion-O]] featured two muscular, scantily-clad men wielding huge swords, one of which extends, the phallic weapon jokes were pretty much inevitable:
--> '''He-Man:''' Back off, feline, you are clearly not equipped to— \\
* Lion-O's Sword of Omens [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything grows longer]]*\\
'''He-Man:''' *[[AmbiguouslyGay in a very pleased tone]]* Ooooooh!
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* There was a {{Disney}} short made to drum up support for the troops during WorldWarII. One scene features a cannon being loaded, only to [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything go limp after running out of ammo]].
* In the MGM cartoon ''WesternAnimation/BlitzWolf'', after a cannon fires, it goes limp. It gets fed "Vitamin B-1" and suddenly becomes erect and starts rapidly shooting nonstop.
* The Fire Nation drill in ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''. Definitely [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything reminds you of something]] once it's actually being put to use.
* In the FamilyGuy StarWars special, Obi-Wan, played by Herbert, first has his lightsaber limped. After seeing Luke Skywalker, played by Chris, his lightsaber becomes erect.
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