->''"Ow! My most of me!"''
-->-- '''What's Her Face''', ''WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad''

Common StockPhrases when someone suffers AmusingInjuries. Sometimes invokes InherentlyFunnyWords for added funny, a common one being "[[UselessSpleen spleen]]". There's also something amusingly askew about people's surprising level of biological accuracy when they're in pain. This can happen during fight scenes when someone targets a specific body part or even if [[ForgotToMindTheirHead the person bangs his head on something by accident]].

When this happens to someone's hand, expect some version of "Ow! That's my X'ing hand!", where X is some [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative Overly Narrow Activity]] - ideally, one only that character engages in.

See also NotInTheFace and CrackOhMyBack


[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* From the HilariousOuttakes for the dub of ''Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub'':
-->"However, that doesn't mean I'll fall victim to their-- [[CrowningMomentOfFunny ow in the head.]]"
* ''Manga/SoulEater'':
** Maka's next episode narration had her complaining every body part of her hurts after she let Black*Star [[HitMeDammit hit her]] (and really hard too).
** Speaking of Black*Star, during an early episode the group is fighting Stein, Black*Star runs up for an attack only to be deflected by Stein's chair with a yell of "Ow, my face!"
* In ''Anime/FateApocrypha'', after [[spoiler:Spartacus is captured by Vlad and a handful of the Yggdmillennia faction,]] Astolfo tries to sneak off, but is caught by his master. He immediately pretends to be an [[CrackOhMyBack old man complaining about his aching back]].

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* Becomes a RunningGag in the last arc of ''ComicBook/{{Cerebus}}'', as Cerebus is '''very''' old and quite decrepit, and it basically hurts to move.
* Inverted in ''WesternAnimation/TheTick'', as the Chainsaw Vigilante tries to cut The Tick to convince him to give up superheroing, but discovers exactly which individual body parts are NighInvulnerable, including an "Underarm of Steel!" and "A [[SpeechBubbleCensoring 'Hey, watch it!!!']] of Steel!"
* In ''ComicBook/TheSmurfs'' story "Smurphony In C" (and its AnimatedAdaptation), when Gargamel chases after Harmony after he plays the turlisiphone (or shazalakazoo), the evil wizard starts to complain about parts of his body aching until he collapses.

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* Tim Rickard's comic sci-fi ''ComicStrip/BrewsterRockitSpaceGuy'' features junior member Winky, constantly put to some horribly dangerous duty, and constantly crying (off-panel) "Ahhhh! My SPLEEN!"
* A strip from ''ComicStrip/LibertyMeadows'' had to be rejected because the pig character attempted a CheekCopy and wound up breaking the machine beneath him, with a groan of "my nads!..."
* ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine'' will often have Pig getting hit in the "[[UnusualEuphemism Oompa]]-[[GroinAttack Loompas]]", which will result in him saying something like this.

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''WebVideo/DragonBallAbridged'':
** When Vegeta is attacked by Gohan, after claiming [[TemptingFate that they couldn't hurt his pride]]. Also when [[EyeScream his eyes]] [[RunningGag get injured]].
** And Piccolo's glubock.
** And Vegeta's "AHH, MY NIPPLES!" after a spaceship explosion.
** Downplayed example with Guldo: "Why can't I feel my everything?" [[spoiler:Because Vegeta decapitated you, Guldo.]]
** The there's Cell: "Ow, my ass-butt!" and "Ow, my beak-mouth!" The first one follows him commenting: "Might be a slight pain in the ass...butt."
* ''WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged'' does this in the very first episode.
-->"Ow, my leg!"\\
"My spleen!"
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
** Kemo says, "Ow my hair!"
** In Season Zero, as Joey and Tristan are getting beaten up:
--->'''Joey:''' Ow, my face!\\
'''Tristan:''' Ow, my sperm!
* ''WebVideo/BerserkAbridged'': Guts at one point during a battle says, "Ow, my organs! I think I need those to live!"
* One ''[[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka-style]]'' [[http://whitepool.tumblr.com/post/31090165244/teen-magical-girl-squad take]] on ''WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad'' featured "Ow, my future!"

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}'': "OW! My giant blue head!"
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Rango}}'': "I think the metaphor just broke my spleen."
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants The Movie'': When King Neptune's ultra-shiny bald head is exposed...
-->'''One of the people:''' [[MemeticMutation MY]] [[EyeScream EEEEEEEEEEEEYES!!]]
* In ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove'', PunchClockVillain Kronk reels off a list as he [[StaircaseTumble tumbles down some stone stairs]]: "Back! Elbow! Shoulder!"
* In the film version of ''Literature/CuriousGeorge'': "Ow, my knee! Ow, my forehead! Oh, [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs knee-forehead combo]]!"
* Fidget in ''Disney/TheGreatMouseDetective'': "Ow, [[AgonyOfTheFeet my foot!]] My only foot!"
* ''Disney/TheJungleBook'':
** Prior to being dislodged from the tree, Kaa has this response to hitting his head on an overhead branch after being smacked in the face by Bagheera:
--->'''Kaa:''' Oh, my sinus...
** After Kaa has been pushed off his tree branch, rapidly uncoiled, smashed flat into the ground, and has to crawl away [[AmusingInjuries with his body bent into an accordion]], complete with sound effects:
--->'''Kaa:''' Oh, my [[GeniusBonus sacroiliac]]...
* Oddly, that quote was repeated verbatim in ''WesternAnimation/ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnythingAVeggieTalesMovie.'' By a [[YouFailBiologyForever gourd.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda:'' "Ohhh... my tenders..."
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater'':
** After a lengthy absence from [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants the series]], the "MY LEG!" RunningGag makes a triumphant return here.
** Squidward follows suit later: "Ow, my neck!"
* ''WesternAnimation/BatmanAssaultOnArkham'': Captain Boomerang is given a GroinAttack by Killer Frost for hitting her head, prompting from him "Ahh! My goolies!".

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/EncinoMan'': "Ow! My pancreas!"
* ''Film/HomeAlone'':
-->"Ow! Right in the Snoz!"
* The universe of ''Film/{{Idiocracy}}'' has a TV show called ''[[GroinAttack Ow, My Balls!]]'' It's about ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.
* ''Film/OnDeadlyGround'' was mocked for the "Oh, my BALLS" or "My [insert body part here]" by random {{mooks}}.
* ''Film/TenThingsIHateAboutYou'': "My balls!"
* ''Film/{{Twister}}'': One of Jo's team gets sliced in the forehead by a flying hubcap. "My head!"
* ''Film/TheSmurfs'': Papa Smurf goes "Oh, my hip!" when he and his little Smurfs land on the roof of the taxicab.
* ''Film/TheThreeStooges'' (?): Moe (?) has a bad toothache and always goes "Oh, my tooth". An annoyed Curly (?) wants to be helpful and kicks him in assorted body parts, prompting Moe to cycle to "Oh, my ". Until he resorts to a GroinAttack. Then Moe is back to "Oh my...[[LastSecondWordSwap tooth]]".
* ''[[Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked]]'': When Alvin [[WatchOutForThatTree swings right into a tree]], his response is "Ow! My [[GroinAttack acorns]]!"
* ''Film/BrainCandy'': In a flashback, the protagonist's father [[GallowsHumor attempts suicide with a shotgun]]:
OW! Mother of God, my foot!\\
OW! My other foot!\\

* ''Creator/BruceCoville's Book of Ghosts'', the third in an anthology series, includes "The Pooka'', a short story by Michael Markiewicz, featuring [[KingArthur Cai and Arthur]].
** While trying to string his father's bow, Cai gets the bow stuck around his leg and unwittingly sets off one of these (which, incidentally, winds up kicking off the plot):
** (Cai, while jumping around in pain, then accidentally whacks Arthur in the head with said bow. Arthur joins him in screams of pain.)
--->'''Arthur:''' OWMYHEAD!\\
'''Cai:''' OWMYLEG!\\
'''Arthur:''' OWJERK!\\
'''Cai:''' OWSTUPID!\\
'''Arthur:''' OWWWWWWWWWW!\\
'''Sir Ector:''' [[BigShutUp QUIET!]]
* [[Literature/TheLostFleet Captain John Geary]] suffers from chronic headaches triggered by the enemy, his own captains, and his love interests. Not necessarily in that order.
* [[Literature/VorkosiganSaga Miles Vorkosigan]] not only gets headaches he gives them. In one book his second in command opens a briefing by handing around a bottle of painkillers.

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/TheBradyBunch'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k04Wv0fydvU "Oh, my nose!"]] PlayedForDrama, but everyone thinks it's Narmful.
* ''Series/{{Crusade}}'':
-->'''Gideon:''' Oh look, my liver. I'd wondered where that'd got to.
* ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Nightmare of Eden":
-->'''Fourth Doctor:''' Oh, my arms! Oh, my legs! Oh, my everything!
* ''Series/TheMightyBoosh''
-->'''Spider Dijon:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O09Dl407epQ#t=9m54s Ow, my pancreas!]]
* ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'':
** Not a body part per se, but during the ''Film/SpaceMutiny'' riff, when the hero face-punches a mook who's wearing a protective paintball mask:
--->'''Crow:''' OW, MY MASK!
** And from ''Film/PrinceOfSpace'' we get this winner, as a group of (ahem) older scientists are fleeing the villain and leaping over an obstacle:
--->"My arthritis!"\\
"Oh my spastic colon!"\\
"Oh my gout!"\\
"Oh my bad knee!"\\
"Oh my baldness!"
* ''Series/PowerRangersDinoThunder'':
-->'''Zeltrax:''' My toes!
* ''Series/That70sShow''
-->'''Kelso:''' [[RunningGag Ow, my eye!]]

* In the play ''Sheik, Rattle n' Roll'', the vizier orders his two henchmen to fight the invading heroes. One of them grabs his leg and yells "Ow! My gamy leg!". The other one clutches his head and yells "Ow! My dandruff!".

[[folder:Video Games]]
* The protagonist of the ''VideoGame/{{Postal}}'' series sometimes utters quotes of this nature:
-->'''The Postal Dude:''' Hey! Now I can't feel my legs!\\
Ow, my clavichord.
* In ''VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia'', when the heroes walk into the unnaturally dark Temple of Darkness, Lloyd steps on Zelos's foot, prompting him to say, "Ow! My precious foot!"
* Some {{Mooks}} in ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes'' lament their spleens ''after'' Travis delivers the deathblow on them.
* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'':
** [[http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=1889 "Meet the Sandvich"]]
--->'''BLU Scout:''' My blood! He punched out ''all my blood!''\\
'''BLU Soldier:''' You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-- ''(CRACK)'' AAAAAAAAAGH! MY SPIIIIIINE!
** Also in "Meet the Engineer", an offscreen mook is shot with a rocket from the Engineer's biggest turret and screams "My! Aaaaaaaarm!"
** In gameplay, a Heavy who runs afoul of a Pyro will shout a more generalized (but still very specific) instance of this trope:
--->'''Heavy:''' My flesh! It burns!
* In ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic II'', when HK-47 tortures an HK-50 unit (both of them ridiculously sadistic[=/=][[TooKinkyToTorture kinky]] robots), the latter cries in anguish "My photoreceptors, my photoreceptors!" Too bad [[CrowningMomentOfFunny that scene]] was cut from the released version.
* One of Comicbook/{{Deadpool}}'s lines in ''VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3'' is "My kidney!"
* In ''VideoGame/SpiderManShatteredDimensions'', [[ComicBook/UltimateMarvel Ultimate Deapdool]] ([[CompositeCharacter who has the quirks of his mainstream counterpart]]) also belts out an "Ow! My uterus!" as Ultimate Spidey brings the hurt.
* In ''VideoGame/BlackAndWhite'', there's a little guy who can throw around for kicks. He shouts out random (and sometimes unlikely) body parts as he bounces around. "Argh, my back. Oh, my arm! Ow, my philtrum!"
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' games:
** In ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsHitAndRun'' and its predecessor ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsRoadRage'', Bart bouncing around in his vehicle of choice will sometimes groan "My ovaries!", an in-joke from the show. See ''The Simpsons'' entry below.
** In ''Virtual Springfield'', you can find a voodoo doll of Homer under Bart's bed. Poking it with a pin in various places prompts the responses "D'oh, my arm!", "D'oh my leg!" "Ow, my butt!" and "Marge, my face hurts again!"
* In ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheThousandYearDoor'', after Rawk Hawk gets crushed by Bowser, he eventually mumbles "Ow... my aching hair...."
* ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar'' also has "Augh, my spleen!"
* ''VideoGame/{{Deadlock}}'' uses "Ow, my eye!" and "D'oh, my spleen!" when civilians and infantry are taken out. Though possibly not used in the game, the disc also held a third sound file that went "Gah, my limbic system!"
* ''VideoGame/StrongBadsCoolGameForAttractivePeople''
** In ''Homestar Ruiner'', Homestar says "Ow, my snot!" after he falls out a window with the other party-goers who have invaded Strong Bad's house. The joke is that your original goal through the episode was to "Beat the snot out of Homestar."
** In ''Strong Badia the Free'', Strong Bad yells "Ow! My freedom!" as the Poopsmith inflicts some police brutality on him for not paying the King of Town's new e-mail tax.
* In ''VideoGame/MySimsKingdom'', the character Buddy is prone to falling over. He's holding a stack of flyers in the opening, and he scatters them everywhere when he falls, accompanying it with "Ow, my face!"
* In ''VideoGame/DungeonsAndDragonsOnline'', one quest "Dirty Laundry" has money launderers who, when you hit them, say things like "Ow, my arm!" and "Ow, my spleen!"
* In ''Videogame/{{Mardek}}'', when you defeat Muriance, he takes another hit and announces: "AGH! My upper left section of my right lung! Also my spine! the Pain!"
* In ''Videogame/{{Catherine}}'', after Vincent [[spoiler: breaks up with Catherine and [[{{Yandere}} she beats the crap out of him]] in [[ViolenceDiscretionShot the bathroom of the Stray Sheep]]]], he can be heard yelling "Ow, my spleen!" at one point.
* In ''VideoGame/HappyWheels'', the Wheelchair Guy will sometimes shout "Ow, my leg!" when his legs are broken. The Pogostick Man will shout "Ow, my arm!" if his arms are broken.
* In ''VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesTurtlesInTime'', a turtle who runs over the spikes in the water will say, "My toes! My toes!" Also, if he steps on a loose board on the pirate ship, it smacks him in the face, prompting him to say, "Ohhh, my nose!"
* In ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', the Citadel DLC has [[NonActionGuy Joker]] doing this when he's caught in firefights.
-->'''Joker''': Ow, my pancreas.
* After the player low-blows a student in ''VideoGame/{{Bully}}'', he'll groan and say this:
-->'''Student''': Ow...my children...
* Skullmageddon from ''VideoGame/DoubleDragonNeon'' does this with bones.
-->'''Skullmageddon''': "Ow, my tibia!"
* During a [[SelfImposedChallenge Bees Hate You run]] in ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', one has the opportunity obtain a certain 'Buzzkill' trophy. The AltText? "Ow My Everything".
-->''You're entitled to the "Buzzkill" trophy, for getting thoroughly murdered by bees.''
* In ''VideoGame/TonyHawksUnderground'', it's possible (and very rare) to fall and have your custom character roll on the ground while clutching their leg and crying out, "Ow, my knee!" In spite of the level of injury you can put them through trying different stunts, the knee seems to be the only body part that warrants this kind of reaction.
* Orcus, the first boss from ''VideoGame/TotalCarnage'', will shout these things after having portions of its body blown off. After taking enough damage, Orcus will shout, "My head! My head!"

[[folder:Web Animation]]
* In Episode 26 of ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'':
-->'''Rachel:''' ''(gets hit by a car)'' MY SHIN!
* Used a few times in the ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' cartoons and ''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail''
-->'''Strong Sad:''' ''(over sounds of drilling)'' Ow! Both my face and hands!
* One of Simmons' running character gags in ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'' is that he does this whenever he gets injured in some way. At one point he even does it when Sarge gets injured:
-->"Ooh, the back of your head!"
** One early promo for Project Gotham Racing had Sarge install a TV screen in the steering wheel of a Warthog so he could play the game and drive at the same time. When informed that this is dangerous, he responds, "Nonsense! It's all about hand-eye coordination." Later, you can see his Warthog go careening over a hill, and when it crashes back to Earth he shouts, "Ow! My hands and eyes!"
* PlayedForLaughs a couple times in ''WebAnimation/BionicleAdventures'':
** In "The Kid Torturing Bionicle at Wal-Mart":
** In "The Candy Man's Candy", Daniel flips out because they [[TheCavalryArrivesLate missed the fight]], and he starts cutting off Paul's limbs. Cue Paul saying "Ow, my head." in a completely unamused voice as his head topples to the ground.
* A RunningGag on ''WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad'':
-->"Ow! My skin!"\\
"Ow! My tan lines!"\\
"Ow! My the-fact-that-I-was-alive-only-a-second-ago!"\\
"Ow! My lack of familiarity with Greek mythology!"
** dascottjr parodied this in his literal version of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTPko-aXvJM "I'd Do Anything For Love"]] with "Ow, my only scene!" after the cops get "Chandelier'd!"
* A non-body-part example exists in ElementAnimation's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzudQVAVVQ0 "Testificate News"]] as a UFO runs amok abducting every testificate in sight.
-->'''Braveheart Testificate:''' They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom! ''[Is promptly abducted]'' Oh, no! My freedom!
* ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'':
** SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} does this kind of thing during his fight against ComicBook/{{Deathstroke}}. "Oh, my kidney!" "My spleen!" "My leg! It's cramping!" Of course, he can regenerate any of his organs...
** The second quote was used in Joker vs. Sweet Tooth when the latter kicks the former out of his weaponized ice cream truck.
* ''WebAnimation/TheFrolloShow:'' "''My balls!''" Frollo sings this after Gaston gives him a GroinAttack.

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'':
-->@@EB: did you know nicolas cage was almost going to play superman one time?\\
* A RunningGag in ''Webcomic/DungeonCrawlInc'', in which people bemoan their "clavin" being struck/stabbed/mangled.
* Various alien characters in ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'' will make notice about injuries to the "splanch".
** The splanch has also made appearances in the creator's other comic, ''WebComic/DarthsAndDroids'', though only once in this capacity.
* Characters knocked down or beaten up in ''Webcomic/TheDevilsPanties'' usually groan "Spleeeen..."
* ''Webcomic/{{Lackadaisy}}'': [[http://www.lackadaisycats.com/exhibit.php?exhibitid=327 "Aaugh, my medical history!"]]
* In ''Webcomic/VGCats'', Leo gets his legs broken with a 2 by 4 for not having the money to pay back a debt.
-->'''Leo:''' GAH! My leg-benders!
* ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'':
** In the Castle of Ordeals, Red Mage operates a lever controlling a door that repeatedly mutilates Black Mage.
--->'''Black Mage:''' ARGH, MY PRECIOUS GENITALS!
** "Argh! My brittle old man hip!"
* ''Webcomic/{{Concerned}}'':
-->'''Gordon Frohman''': [[http://www.screencuisine.net/hlcomic/index.php?date=2005-12-19 Ow! My health points!]]
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'': Blackwing, Vaarsuvius's raven familiar, makes the extremely sound tactical decision of charging a psion face-first.
-->'''Blackwing''': My feathers hurt. [[HowIsThatEvenPossible How come my feathers hurt]]?

[[folder:Web Original]]
* A variation is used near the end of the Vince Emerson Media short ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLn-e65Bzi8 Speechless.]]''
-->'''Troy:''' My everything hurts...
* LetsPlay/BurningDogFace often exclaims "Ow, my bones and organs!" during or shortly after a thrashing.
* The ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' launch into a spleen joke during [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8sxTCmirW0&t=10m35s their session]] of ''VideoGame/YouDontKnowJack''.
* This is a running gag in ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedSeries'', where the camera would cut to a peaceful scene before an overly violent fight... which would then be accompanied with shouts of "Ow, my spine!".
** Made better with Sasuke's completely deadpan and disinterested voice when he says it.
* The "bone hurting juice" {{anti|Humor}}-{{meme|ticMutation}}. The drinker tends to say something like "ow oof ouch my bones ow".

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'':
** Whenever a disaster happens (such as boat crashes or explosions), there's a stock sound clip of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-XFwbTQoiQ "My leg!"]]
** Played with in one late episode. "My face! My face! Also, my leg...but mostly my face!" Also played with in the film.
** Played with in one episode when Patrick says after falling, "I think I broke my abacus", then pulls out an actual abacus.
* School bully Francis from ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' also uses this line in one episode where Timmy turns invisible to avoid a beating, but decides to confront his fears (and pick up his perfect attendance medal). Francis tries to punch Timmy; the medal busts up his hands. Francis tries his ''other'' hand. Doesn't work. The same went for his head, after which Francis apparently decides to use his ''spleen''.
** In another episode, Cosmo and Wanda put Timmy's Dad on a website that will instantly place him in a cool career by simply clicking Cosmo. Every click pokes Cosmo's body in different parts causing an injury and making him say the line every time. First he gets poked in the eye followed by the arm and lastly (off the computer screen) in his spleen (re-using the above joke).
** In a third episode Cosmo is disguised as a carton of popcorn, and after Timmy grabs some of the popcorn Cosmos shouts "My brains!" followed by saying "babble and drool" while doing so.
* ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'':
** Zim shouts "Ow! My [[BizarreAlienBiology Sqeedlysplooch]]!" when hit in the gut with a dodgeball.
** Just beforehand, a human kid gets hit, and crumples, shouting "Ow! My organs!"
--->'''Zim:''' Inferior ''human organs!''
** "Parent Teacher Night" has an aspirin commercial with a guy yelling "MY SPINE!!!" after his back gives out.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** One time at a carnival, Marge didn't want the family to ride the Chipper (a roller coaster which causes kids' teeth to chip) because Homer has a heart condition. The rest of the family poo-poo her, then they ride the ride and we hear from offscreen:
--->'''Homer:''' Ow, my heart!
** When Bart is faking an illness, he doubles over and moans "my ovaries" and gets an exasperated eyeroll. Somehow, it still works as far as letting him go home.
** In "Team Homer", when Mr. Burns, delirious from huffing ether, tries to drill into his brain, Hans Moleman moans "Oh no... my brains...!"
** When Homer is blackmailed into becoming Mr. Burns' Prank Monkey, he throws a pudding at Lenny.
--->'''Lenny:''' Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
** When the family travels to Florida to help Homer relax after going crazy due to fear of dying soon, Homer says, "My pockets hurt."
** "Shut up liver!" ''(punches liver)'' "Ow, my liver..."
** Homer when trying to get a health insurance form from a shredder: "Ow, my hemophilia!"
** In another episode, Homer shouts "Ow, my thingies!"
** In "Hurricane Neddy", when seeing his poorly rebuilt house, Ned opens a really tiny door at the end of a hallway and is greeted by Barney. "Come on in! It's your master bedroom!" ''(Ned shuts the little door)'' "Ow, my nose!"
** Hans Moleman in ''Man Getting Hit By Football'' (and later, George C. Scott in the same role):
---> "Aah, my groin!"
** Happens to Krusty when he is beaten by mobsters.
---> "Ow, my schnoz! My punim! My pupik! My genechtagazoink!"
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
** In the episode "The Deep South", there's a gag where Bender casts a fishing line and Fry cries "Ow, my ''small intestine''!" from off camera.
** "You can crush my body, but you can never crush my spirit." ''[[GiantFootOfStomping Stomp!]]'' "Ow, my spirit!"
** After being packed in a cardboard box, Fry is repeatedly flipped over on the way out of a courtroom.
--->'''Fry:''' Ow, my head! Ow, my feet! Ow, my head! Ow, my feet!\\
'''The Professor:''' Keep your chin up.\\
'''Fry:''' Ow, my chin!
** When Bender zaps Fry in the groin with the F-ray: "Ow, my sperm!" Upon trying it again, Fry simply responds, "Huh... didn't hurt that time."
* A RunningGag on ''WesternAnimation/ClassOf3000'' involves a character tossing something off-camera. A few seconds later, a crash is heard, followed by a kid crying out, "Ow! My eye!" Later in the same episode, the same (or another) character will toss something else off-camera to similar crashing and the kid crying out, "Ow! My other eye!" We see him for a few seconds twice in 'The Devil and Lil'D'. Once when Lil'D is drumming on... everything (including, evidently, the poor kid's eye), and again when Principal Luna hits him in the face with a shirt.
* In ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead'', when trying to build a case against someone, Beavis fakes an injury.
-->'''Beavis:''' ''(holding his chest)'' Ow, my liver! My liver!\\
'''Butt-head''': Lower, dude.\\
'''Beavis:''' Oh yeah. Sorry. ''(holding his crotch)'' Ow, my liver! My liver!
* ''WesternAnimation/MuchaLucha'':
** Flea will refer to his injuries of any variety as "Ow, The Flea's spleen!" (or insert appropriate body part). This came back to seriously hurt him on one occasion when he ended up nearly having his spleen removed by a MadScientist.
** Played with in one episode when Flea would declare that he 'couldn't feel something' before realizing it was right next to him, which was played normally the first time (with his legs) but then had him mistake Buena Girl's arms for his own and eventually led to the line "The Flea cannot feel the Flea's brain! Oh, there it is, right next to the Flea." (Incidentally that was the headmistress's brain.)
** The class president election episode made a RunningGag of Penny Plutonium getting her feet squashed by a falling weighted curtain.
--->"Ow, my foot!"\\
"Ow, my other foot!"\\
"Ow, both my feet!"
* Usually when Cat of ''WesternAnimation/CatDog'' got hurt he'd yell, "MYBODYMYBODYMYBODY!"
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest'', Johnny throws a paper airplane offscreen and someone yells "Ow, my eye!". He promptly throws another airplane offscreen and we hear "Ow, my ''other'' eye!" in response.
* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'':
** Parodied even more than normal when Ed was faking being hurt after he crashed his plane (when he never had one to fly). Kevin doesn't buy it for an instant.
--->'''Ed:''' Ow, my liver. Ow, my lasagna.\\
'''Edd:''' Ed, lasagna isn't a major organ.\\
'''Ed:''' It isn't?
** And then later:
--->'''Ed:''' Ow, my fingernails. Ow, my skin. Ow-- hi, Kevin.
* [[{{Cephalothorax}} Garret Bobby Ferguson]] from the ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'' episode "High Score," after a GroinAttack from Mordecai.
-->'''GBF:''' Ow! My [[spoiler:chin!]]
* ''WesternAnimation/DanVs'':
** In "Dan vs. Canada'', after they were kicked out of a French-Canadian bar:
--->'''Chris:''' You landed on my liver.\\
'''Dan:''' It's always about you! What about ''my'' liver?
** After Dan knocks an old lady down a staircase.
--->'''Old Lady:''' Ooh! My poor old lady hip!
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Wakfu}}'': Evangelyne falling down the stairs of a tall tower because of her high heels, in season 1 episode 4.
-->'''Evangelyne:''' Aaah! My head! [=AaahaaA!=] Aaah! My back!
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'':
** In the episode "Three Kings", in every Creator/StephenKing segment, Joe plays a character who ends up getting his legs broken and every time shouts, "OOHHH! MY LEGS!".
** And the time Stewie is [[FantasticVoyagePlot inside Peter's body]] trying to kill all of his sperm before he can have sex and give Stewie another sibling, and blasts his duodenum in an attempt to stall for time. Peter shouts "Oh geeze my duodenum's acting up!" and rushes into the bathroom.
** "Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air": Joe screams "AAH! MY PERFECT ASS!" when Bonnie shoots him there.
* In the first episode of ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', Cartman screams "OWWW MY ASSS!" while farting fire due to the aliens' probe.
* ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'':
** In "Freak City", Jake tries to show how Finn can still fight evil despite being turned into a giant foot by launching him out of a catapult [[GroinAttack into the groin of a passing two-headed giant]], who yells "Our crotch! Our ''evil'' crotch!" and staggers away.
** In "Daddy's Little Monster", during the fight with [[spoiler: possessed Marceline]], Finn gets knocked into Jake, who shouts "Ow, my [[GeniusBonus hippocampus]]!"
* On ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'', ''Mystic Spiral'' actually made a chorus line out of this:
-->"Ow my nose, ow my face"
* On ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Cheryl]] tends to respond to loud noises with "Ow! My earballs!"
* ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'': Carl says "Ow, my scapula" any time something hits him. Which is [[ButtMonkey very, very often]].
* In ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'' episode "I See A Funny Cartoon In Your Future," Madame Argentina applies pins to the keisters of three Powerpuff voodoo dolls.
-->'''Blossom:''' Ow!\\
'''Buttercup:''' Ow!\\
'''Bubbles:''' D'oh, my tail bone!"
* ''WesternAnimation/LittlePrincess'': Princess says, "Ow, my leg" twice in "I Want My Plaster", both times after falling from a tree.
* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'':
** In "Carpet Diem", Grunkle Stan is conked by a golf-ball offscreen, and is heard yelling "Ow, my head! It hit me right in the head!"
** In "Blendin's Game", Blendin Blandin trips and falls while escaping from time-jail and goes "Ow, my [[SpaceX time knee]]!"
* Played straight, then parodied, in the ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' episode "Iced, Iced Babies"; Stan gets pepper-sprayed by Francine, causing him to stumble around hurting himself.
-->'''Stan:''' ''(gets sprayed)'' My eyes! ''(hits the bedroom door)'' My mouth! ''(backs into the bathroom doorknob)'' My back! ''(spots a dead plant on the shelf)'' My begonia! ''(turns on the radio playing...)'' "My Sharona"! ''(turns on the TV showing...)'' ''Film/MyBestFriendsWedding''--[[TakeThat Aah, my eyes again!]]
* [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible Ron Stoppable]] at least once said "Ow, my pancreas!" while TrappedInTVLand and fighting with Dr. Drakken.
* One scene in ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic'' features Jay showing a silent movie of a soldier in, what is persumably, UsefulNotes/WorldWarI, only to be stabbed in the back with a bayonet. A caption then appears saying, "Ouch! My kidney!"
* ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'': Characters had a fondness for "Ow, I cracked my spleen!"