->''"Maybe we could have dinner! Perhaps the Olive Garden! It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!"''
-->-- '''Cinnamon J. Scudworth''', ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh''

Italy, mostly known for its food and the fat mustachioed guys who prepare it. There are only two cities in Italy, Rome and Venice. Neither city seems to contain a single building constructed after the 17th century. Rome is heavily populated by gourmet chefs, effete fashionistas and handsome, Vespa-riding homewreckers all too eager to give young female tourists a romantic ride past the Trevi Fountain -- oh, and most famous landmarks are within five minutes of each other, too. The Leaning Tower of Pisa is usually found here as well, as opposed to, you know, in ''Pisa''.

Venice, meanwhile, is chock full of handsome, gondola-riding homewreckers all too eager to give young female tourists a romantic ride under the Bridge of Sighs. Either way, men: if your wife or girlfriend steals away on one of these intimate little tours, [[RomanticFalseLead you're probably flying back home by yourself.]] Sorry you had to hear it from us.

Apparently, Tuscany has swallowed up the rest of the country, as all the surrounding countryside consists of tomato farms and vineyards. If anybody's got any kind of sound system, expect to hear it blasting either "Funiculý, FuniculÓ", "O Sole Mio", "Santa Lucia" (all Neapolitan songs) or some famous GiuseppeVerdi aria.[[note]]"Santa Lucia"/"Stella del Mare" has been exported to Lutheran Sweden as a popular Christmas carol with a text full of references to snow, winter darkness and the arrival of the Queen of Lights. Few Swedes actually know of its origins and get puzzled when they hear it in Naples, like in the old ''Tom & Jerry'' cartoon when the protagonists step of a cruise ship there.[[/note]]

Female Italians are usually dark haired beauties, feisty and wildly slutty, yet for some reason are also very faithful and jealous of their man. In other words, {{Spicy Latina}}s through and through.

Expect plenty of GratuitousItalian.

There's also a [[UsefulNotes/FascistItaly dark side]] to this idyllic country: the time-warped post-war black-and-white Italy that somehow survived till today, directly from neo-realistic movies. It's a dangerous and inhospitable country mostly populated of black clad old women that speak quietly and make emphatic gestures, act as superstitious yet religious fanatics, and still don't own a TV set or a vehicle. The only intelligible words these creatures seem to be able to communicate is some distorted provincial dialect like "goomba", and they still claim to vote for Mussolini ([[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alessandra_Mussolini Well, you still can...]]). The remaining population of dark Italy is composed of dark skinned and dark haired (almost Indian looking) scoundrels, good-for-nothing or whores.

In a twist of supreme irony, the whole American continent was discovered by an Italian sailing under the flag of Spain. Rather than coming from Rome or Venice, said Italian, Cristoforo Colombo, came from Genoa, the maritime merchant republic in northwest Italy which destroyed the Pisans (yes, them of the leaning tower) and scared the Venetians shitless in several naval battles. (Back in the day when they went around in heavily armed galleys rather than gondolas, defeating Venetians was an achievement to be proud of, like sinking the U.S. Navy.) Contrary to the more popular Italian tropes, Genoese are famed to be a surly bunch of seldom-smiling, understated, humorless fellows, disdaining songs and dances and preferring pesto to tomato on their pasta; they also have an unjustified reputation of being stingy, similar to stereotypes of [[ThriftyScot Scots]] and [[GreedyJew Jews]].

Following a rather lacklustre performance in WW2, the Italian armed forces are popularly regarded as a bunch of [[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys Chianti drinking surrender monkeys]], even if their previous and later performances were never as bad as that one.

The trope is named after an American chain of casual dining restaurants.

See [[UsefulNotes/{{Italy}} here]] for info on the real country.
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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* ''Manga/AxisPowersHetalia'': North (Venice) and South (Rome - which is '''not''' Southern Italy: ''too'' often foreigners think is part of it) Italy are [[MoeAnthropomorphism personified]] (the former being the main character). North Italy is a ditz who loves good food like pasta, pizza, gelato, and appreciates art and culture. The time when he fought against Mediterranean pirates is shown too. South Italy is more of the mafia image. Both of them are flirtatious. South Italy wails that his brother is eating nothing but potatoes.
* ''PorcoRosso'' takes place on the Adriatic coastline of Italy (with some scenes set in Milan) back when it was ruled by the Fascists. And pigs could fly.
* Surprisingly subverted in ''GunslingerGirl'', which takes place TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture (the only apparent difference being several significant advancements in medicine, and a different political climate) in a very realistic and modern Italy.
* Subverted in the series. Most of the stories in the Anime-inspired literature series, TheSocietyOnDaRun, take place in an alternate Italy ruled by Italian Space Dragons (it is also their home country). No stereotypes of Italy are seen and if they are, they are PlayedForLaughs or characters point them out.
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[[folder:Film]]
* ''[[Creator/AudreyHepburn Roman Holiday]]'' features a romatic Vespa ride, this trope in scooter form.
* ''Jane Austen's Mafia!'' had this. Completely with a holiday for the black olives.
* ''Film/AMidsummerNightsDream'' (1999) is set in Victorian-era Tuscany. It includes that newfangled contraption, the bicycle. It has a soundtrack full of famous Italian arias.
* ''Film/MuchAdoAboutNothing'' (1993) was filmed in a Renaissance villa in Tuscany.
* ''Film/JamesBond''
** Although ''Film/CasinoRoyale'' had its climax in Venice, the Daniel Craig ''Bond'' films have gone all over Italy, including Lake Como, the small coastal town of Talamone, and the city of Siena. In ''Film/QuantumOfSolace'' the latter featured a foot chase during the ''Palio di Siena'' horse-race, which would be Siena's equivalent to ItsAlwaysMardiGrasInNewOrleans.
** ''Film/TheSpyWhoLovedMe'' averts the trope by Bond going to Sardinia.
** ''Film/ForYourEyesOnly'' featured the northern Dolomiti mountains.
** ''Film/FromRussiaWithLove'' played it straight, ending up in Venice. In all these films, background Italian characters still come across as stereotypes.
* ''Film/TheItalianJob1969'' takes place in Turin and pretty much averts this trope completely.
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond'': Any Italian character and the country itself on the "trip" episode.
* ''Series/ILoveLucy'': The infamous grape-stomping episode, although early on, the bell boy did tell them that very few places in Italy still stomped grapes for wine by foot, with most now using machines.
* ''Series/TheSopranos'': Tony and the boys go to Naples in an episode. They meet a female Camorra capo, and her men mock Paulie and Silvio's lack of culture.
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[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
* With his very large family, his love for wine and opera, women swooning all over him, and oh yes, his outrageous accent, Wrestling/{{WWE}} wrestler Santino Marella seems to hail from this version of Italy. Of course, since his FaceHeelTurn, he only ''thinks'' women swoon over him. He's much funnier this way.
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[[folder:Theater]]
* ''Theatre/TheMostHappyFella'' is steeped in this atmosphere (GratuitousItalian and tarantellas abound), though set in the vineyards of Napa Valley, California.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In the ''{{Jem}}'' episode "In Stitches," the two rival bands, "The Holograms" and "The Misfits" are invited to a fashion contest by the owner of a salon in [[CityOfCanals Venice, Italy]].
* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'' bucks the trend by actually having an episode set partly in Milan. Of course, the villains that episode were criminally-minded fashion designers (hey, at least they did some research!).
* A WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes example: In "A Hound For Trouble" the foreign, ButNotTooForeign, Charlie Dog went to this version of Italy, attempting to be adopted by a ludicruously stereotyped Italian chef. At the end, said chef tricked Charlie into "holding up" the Leaning Tower of Pisa while he "went for help".
** One Sylvester and Tweety cartoon called "A Pizza Tweety-Pie" is set in this version of Italy's Venice, where a foreign, [[ButNotTooForeign but, again, not too foreign]], Sylvester tries to catch Tweety, who, with Granny, is vacationing here. He ends up trying to catch Tweety with spaghetti noodles, tied together like a lariat.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
** An Italian tour bus in had Mario from ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'' mocking Homer. Then an angry Homer starts throwing trash cans at him, and you can pretty much guess [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong where it goes from there]].
** The Simpsons went to Italy. They visit Rome, the Tower of Pisa, and a Tuscan village where Sideshow Bob just happened to be mayor. They see an opera being performed in the Colosseum. In the closing credit montage they visit Venice.
** [[HollywoodNerd Milhouse]] apparently spends his summers here, as his mother's side of the family is Italian.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': [[SuperMarioBros Mario]] also serves up stereotypical dialogue as a representative of Italy in a video game reimagining.
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