->In after-years [Piglet] liked to think that he had been in Very Great Danger during the Terrible Flood, but the only danger he had really been in was the last half-hour of his imprisonment, when Owl, who had just flown up, sat on a branch of his tree to comfort him, and told him a very long story about an aunt who had once laid a seagull's egg by mistake, and the story went on and on, [[LampshadeHanging rather like this sentence]], until Piglet who was listening out of his window without much hope, went to sleep quietly and naturally, slipping slowly out of the window towards the water until he was only hanging on by his toes, at which moment, luckily, a sudden loud squawk from Owl, which was really part of the story, being what his aunt said, woke the Piglet up and just gave him time to jerk himself back into safety and say, "How interesting, and did she?"
-->-- ''Literature/WinnieThePooh''

A character known for droning on and on about topics of interest to no one but themself. As soon as they launch into one of their anecdotes, those present start rolling their eyes, going to sleep or having surreptitious conversations of their own. To qualify for this trope, it's not enough for a character simply to be verbose; it must be a source of annoyance and/or derision for the other characters.

Compare BlahBlahBlah, MotorMouth, and RamblingOldManMonologue. The character doesn't necessarily have to be really old (as in retirement age), but if a child or [[ManChild childlike character under the age of forty]] exhibits such behavior, will come across not as this trope but as the somewhat similar ConstantlyCurious. Subtrope of TheBore.


[[folder: Anime And Manga ]]

* Cilan in ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'' qualifies. When he starts on one of his Pokémon connoisseur speeches, Iris usually gets annoyed and makes comments to the "there he goes again" effect.
** Jessie calls one of the judges in ''Pokémon Advanced'' a "windbag" when he starts making a long, boring speech.
* ''Anime/{{Hamtaro}}'': The "Elder Ham-Ham" has a bad case of this. He'll start talking to Hamtaro or Bijou about one of his days as a young Ham-Ham or tell an old story, and then halfway through, ''he'' will fall asleep.


[[folder: Comic Book ]]

* In "The Apprentice Mage", a story from the comic anthology ''New Horizons'' issue 1, the wizard Jereth [[InvokedTrope uses this as a test]] by giving a dull speech on a boring topic. Before long, his lovely (and scantily-clad) assistant Hanni comes out to refill his water and takes her time. He then asks her who was DistractedByTheSexy and dismisses them.


[[folder: Film - Animated ]]

* Col. Hathi in ''Disney/TheJungleBook''
-->"Here it comes. The Victoria Cross bit again"
* The animated Creator/RankinBassProductions special ''WesternAnimation/TwasTheNightBeforeChristmas'' had the mayor who was like this. He'd get going on and on with big, long words, and the other characters would start yawning, rolling eyes, etc. Then he'd get tired of it himself and go "oh, heck" and do a TL,DR.


[[folder: Film - Live Action ]]

* Sethi's court announcer in ''Film/TheTenCommandments''. This is exactly what everyone kept calling him..."the old windbag".
* In ''Film/TheWrongBox'', Joseph Finsbury excels at telling people about useless factoids - just ask the unfortunate carriage driver who was stuck listening to him talk about the frequencies of certain words in The Bible for hours on end.


[[folder: Literature ]]

* [[KnowNothingKnowItAll Owl]] in ''Literature/WinnieThePooh'' is the TropeCodifier.
-->"Half-an-hour," said Owl, settling himself comfortably. "That will just give me time to finish that story I was telling you about my Uncle Robert..."
* ''Literature/BoredOfTheRings'', a parody of ''Literature/LordOfTheRings''. At one point Goddam (Gollum) starts to do this for no apparent reason.
-->Goddam looked mournful. "I know how it is," he said. "I was in the war. Pinned down in a deadly hail of Jap fire..."
-->Spam gagged, and his arm went limp. "Die," he suggested.
-->Frito took a large loaf of raisin bread and crammed it into Goddam's mouth.
* In ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'', Bilbo has become this to most of his friends and neighbours.
* Purdy in the ''Literature/WarriorCats'' series. When he starts to tell a story, characters often find excuses to leave. Some of them fall asleep in the middle of his stories. Once, he actually did realize that the other cat fell asleep, and when they woke up, he informed them that they missed a lot of the story and so he'd better just start over at the beginning.
* Aahz of ''Literature/MythAdventures'' apparently tells the most boring stories in the universe. Skeeve weaponizes it once: when Aahz is imprisoned inside the mouth of a sentient gargoyle, Skeeve just gets him to talk until the gargoyle yawns.
* Mr Collins of ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudice'' loves talking on and on about his shining clergyhood and how perfect and glorious his benefactor Lady Catherine is, no matter what the actual topic is at hand. He even manages to work in several lengthy digressions about his merits and Lady Catherine's while ''proposing marriage'' to Elizabeth.


[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

* ''Series/TheTwilightZone'' TOS episode "Hocus-Pocus and Frisby". Frisby loves to tell {{tall tale}}s about his past, much to the disgust of the regulars in his store.
* Sheldon from ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''.
* ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'': In the Digital Short "The Tangent", a man and a woman meet on the sidewalk and he goes into a long tangent after she asks him about a restaurant he went to the previous night. During his digression she leaves, he gets discovered as a new comic hit, goes onstage, films a movie, appears on ''Conan'' and his movie bombs. All this time he never stops talking.
* Jonathon Higgins in ''Series/MagnumPI'' could qualify. Subverted in that he's told stories those around him (and the viewer) are supposed to find poignant, and once when he starts to tell a story, his sound is turned off, and when his sound is turned back on the people realize it could have been very entertaining. This tendency is mocked in the RashomonStyle episode "I, Witness"; in T.C.'s recounting of a robbery Higgins spends the whole thing trying to come up with a previous incident that this reminds him of.
* ''Series/{{Monk}}'' has the minor recurring character Kevin Dorfman. Every subject he talks about has to be talked about in depth. Even if it's just egg salad. At his funeral in "Mr. Monk and the Magician," all of his family members are also shown to drone on and on, making Natalie suspect that it's a genetic trait. Case in point: Natalie has to use the excuse of being thirsty to be spared an endless conversation with Kevin's aunt, and she confides to Monk to having Photoshopped a picture of Kevin because it was impossible for her to get a photo of him without him talking.
* According to his ''Series/TopGear'' co-hosts, James May is very much this. The production crew have even started getting in on the act. When James starts one of his digressions they often cut away to a card saying something along the lines of 'Much later' and then cut back to him still talking.
* Father Austin Purcell in the ''Series/FatherTed'' episode "Think Fast, Father Ted" has a long rambling monologue about boilers, lagging, and how much he's saved on his energy bills, which continues into the ending credits, long after everyone else has abandoned the conversation.


[[folder: Music ]]

* The title character from the song "Old Blevins" by Music/TheAustinLoungeLizards. Blevins has some deep wisdom he wishes to share:
-->He said blah blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah, in Tijuana, blah blah blah, back in 1963...


[[folder: Theatre ]]

* Polonius in ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''
-->'''Gertrude:''' More matter, with less art.


[[folder: Video Games ]]

* [[MeaningfulName Wendy Oldbag]] from ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'', of course.
* ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' has a sweet old grandmother who loves to tell stories. You need the help of a magical mask for Link to stay awake through that. To give an idea, the first story takes two hours to tell. The second takes an ''entire half a day''.
* Cranky Kong in the ''VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry'' universe.
* In the ''VideoGame/PaperMario'' series, there is something of a running gag where Mario will run into an elderly, wise character. Said character will tell Mario that they have a story of vital importance to tell him, and that they'll try to cut back on the non-essential parts. They'll then start yammering some irrelevant story about their youth, while Mario falls asleep until the game jumps to the story's end, at which point the exposition character will grumpily demand to know if Mario actually paid attention and then give him the real advice/MacGuffin needed. At at least one point in ''VideoGame/SuperPaperMario'', one such character calls Mario out on sleeping during a story.


[[folder: Western Animation ]]

* Grandpa Simpson on ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''.
* Commander [=McBragg=] in ''WesternAnimation/TennesseeTuxedoAndHisTales''. At first, [=McBragg's=] guest attempts to avoid another long, boring tale, but eventually gets sucked into it... and utters the inevitable IncrediblyLamePun at the end.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'': Yakko, Wakko & Dot are at a Hollywood party where they meet Pip Pumphandle, who gives one long labourious story as he shakes Yakko's hand; Yakko passes Pip off to Dot, who passes him off to Wakko, who passes him off to his own fake disembodied hand as they try to get away... but no matter where they go, there Pip is continuing his pointless story. Ironically, when he ''finally'' gets to the point of his story the following morning and leaves, they find the silence deafening and run after him, begging to hear another story.
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' has Buzz Killington, a GayNineties socialite who fits this bill with the joke being that he would be considered cool in his own era.