->'''Hans Gruber:''' (knowing that [=McClane=] is barefoot) "Karl, schiesse auf das Fenster." \\
(Karl gives Hans a puzzled look) \\
'''Hans Gruber:''' Schiesse auf das Fenster!" \\
(Another puzzled look from Karl) \\
'''Hans Gruber:''' (clearly exasperated) "SHOOT the GLASS!"
-->-- ''Film/DieHard''

Bob is trying to pass a clue or message on to Alice, [[HintDropping but in a way that won't be too conspicuous]]. Perhaps he's talking in [[PigLatin Igpay Atinlay]], maybe he's leaning his head or eyes in the direction he wants Alice to look, he could even be winking. This may be a QuietCryForHelp. Whatever it is, Alice is completely oblivious to this, or she thinks Bob is trying to say [[CompletelyMissingThePoint something else]].

Sometimes, Bob will get so fed up with Alice's cluelessness that he'll finally decide "To hell with it," and shout the message, such as "[[RightBehindMe TURN AROUND AND LOOK BEHIND YOU!]]" [[HilarityEnsues Other things]] may occur as well.

This can also be a character trait where a person is oblivious to any amount of HintDropping. The more annoying ones will misunderstand every attempt or interpret it as the opposite. In a particularly bad case you can't get it through them even if you spell it out for them or shout it in their face, and don't even bother with subtlety anymore. They might also be immune to criticism via InsultBackfire.

Related to IDoNotSpeakNonVerbal (and occasionally, NonVerbalMiscommunication).

Characters who tend to suffer from this:
* ClingyJealousGirl - when you tell them that SheIsNotMyGirlfriend
* TheThingThatWouldNotLeave - when you tell it to GetOut
* TheCatCameBack - when you ask it to StopHelpingMe

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!!Examples:

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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'': Shinji Ikari and Asuka Langley Sohryu liked each other but both were too socially inept and frightened of other people to display their own feelings straightforwardly and realize each other's. Thus, Shinji always missed the constant hints dropped by Asuka (to be fair, he was clueless and oblivious but her hints might have been clearer), involuntarily making her feeling more worthless and getting her angrier.
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[[folder:FanWorks]]
* ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'': At the beginning of the story Shinji finally finds out that Asuka had been constantly dropping hints, and he missed every one. Several characters also inform Asuka that Shinji had not responded any of her hints because he was oblivous and not because he was uninterested.
* ''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'': After kissing for first time Asuka asks Shinji why he had never responded any of her advances favourably if he liked her. Dismayed, she learns that Shinji was completely oblivious to her hints. In chapter 2:
-->''She'd finally gotten that dense, oblivious, blind baka to finally notice the fact she'd been trying to get him to react to her hints that she... kind of thought he was cute.''
** Luckily, unlike in canon, [[TheyDo he got the message eventually.]]
* ''Fanfic/DoingItRightThisTime'': After Instrumentality Asuka realized Shinji did not react to her hints because he was oblivious and clueless, not because he was not interested.
* ''Fanfic/LastChildOfKrypton'': Despite having enhanced senses, Shinji is ''horrible'' at noticing hints. In chapter 2 Asuka met him for first time. She stiffened and stared at him for several seconds before quickly looking away lest he noticed she was staring. Shinji, despite of being able to sense the heat rising from her skin, missed this.
-->''The second thing that happened was that Asuka Langley Soryu laid eyes on Shinji Ikari for the first time, and stiffened oh so subtly, her air of casual indifference shifting to one of deliberately indifference, her eyes rapidly snapping off him to look anywhere else before he noticed her looking. Shinji, being Shinji, despite being able to see the heat rising from her skin, hear the quickening of her heartbeat, and practically feel the sounds of the afternoon breeze brushing through her hair, of course noticed none of this.''
* ''Fanfic/TheOneILoveIs'': Shinji never got all hints Asuka had constantly dropped at his direction. Not even when she said she wanted to kiss him in chapter 4 he thought she might like him. She had to resort to blurt her feelings out blatantly.
* Subverted in ''Fanfic/TheSecondTry''. Hikari thinks that Shinji is oblivious to all hints dropped by Asuka, but hes only pretending to not see them because [[SecretRelationship no one can know that he and Asuka got together]].
* In ''Fanfic/NeonGenesisEvangelionGenocide'' Asuka's mental instability was partially owing to Shinji being incapable of noticing that she was constantly hinting that she liked him. After she woke up from a coma, Shinji slowly got better at noticing when she was dropping a hint.
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[[folder:Film]]
* ''Film/ThreeAmigos'' has Lucky making all manner of noisy bird-like calls to get the attention of Dusty and Ned. When they're sitting only a few feet away. He finally gives up and shouts at them.
* This exchange between the BigBad and her sidekick in ''[[Film/MenInBlack Men in Black II]]'', when the former hears a suspicious noise in the kitchen:
-->'''Serleena:''' *nods in the direction of the kitchen*\\
'''Scrad:''' *does nothing*\\
'''Serleena:''' There.\\
'''Scrad:''' *does nothing*\\
'''Serleena:''' Noise.\\
'''Scrad:''' *does nothing*\\
'''Serleena:''' Kitchen!\\
'''Scrad:''' Oh, right!
** In the first ''Film/MenInBlack'', Laurel is trying to indicate to J that the Bug is in the morgue (and holding her leg under the table between them) by pointing down and repeatedly saying "I'd like to leave with you now" and "I have to show you something." J thinks she's talking about... something else....
* Probably the funniest scene in the entire ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' series occurs in ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade''.
-->'''Obvious Nazi agent''': Welcome to Iskenderun. The Director of the Museum of Antiquities has sent a car for you.\\
'''Marcus''': Oh, what? Your servant, sir.\\
'''Sallah''': As I am his.\\
'''Obvious Nazi agent''': Follow me, please.\\
'''Marcus''': My reputation precedes me!\\
'''Sallah''': There is no museum in Iskenderun.\\
'''Other obvious Nazi agent''': Papers, please.\\
'''Sallah''': Papers? *laughs* Of course! Run.\\
'''Marcus''': Yes.\\
'''Sallah''': Papers, sir, got it here. *pulls out a newspaper* Just finished reading it myself! *laughs* Run!\\
'''Marcus''': Yes.\\
'''Sallah''': Egyptian Mail, morning edition! Run!\\
'''Marcus''': Did you say...? Uh, uh...\\
'''Sallah''': *punches the Nazi agent through the newspaper* RUN!
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[[folder:Literature]]
* In ''Literature/DragonBones'', Oreg tries to give the others (especially Ward, it may be assumed) hints that [[spoiler: Axiel is a half-dwarf]]. He is really obvious about it from the reader's point of view, one time asking [[spoiler: Axiel what a word he used means]], and immediately afterwards calls [[spoiler: Axiel a "grumpy old dwarf"]]. Ward notices that Oreg seems a bit smug, and that the other person involved seems a bit irritated, but he doesn't understand the implications.
* In ''Literature/FireAndHemlock'', Tom desperately tries to make Polly understand that he is [[spoiler: in danger of being made a human sacrifice, and she can save him by clinging to him (as friend) for nine years. He sends her fairytale books and everything, but she fails to notice it.]] Justified in that she's a child for most of the narrative, and the hints ''are'' very subtle.
* When Mrs. Bennet in ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudice'' wants to leave Jane and Bingley alone together, she starts winking conspicuously at Elizabeth and Kitty so they'll leave. Elizabeth ignores her, knowing she's being tactless and stupid. Kitty, after a few minutes, [[IDoNotSpeakNonverbal asks why Mrs. Bennet keeps winking at her]].
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''Series/OurMissBrooks'': Miss Brooks drops hints left and right to ObliviousToLove Mr. Boynton.
* ''Series/TheITCrowd'': "Why are you giving me the secret signal to shut up?"
* Pick a [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor]], any Doctor: you can't get more stubbornly blind than the guy who has to be outright ''trying'' to ignore something obvious (and sensible, or social). Much to the frustration of many a Companion.
* In an episode of ''Series/DealOrNoDeal'', Howie Mandel tried to show a contestant and her family that her sister had flown in from Boston to play one of [[LovelyAssistant the show's models]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGR7hh0se2k]]
* In one episode of ''Series/FawltyTowers'', Polly keeps hinting to an oblivious Basil that their gourmet chef is deeply drunk, while Basil entertains dinner guests.
* Commonly with Gibby of ''Series/{{iCarly}}'', one example from "iWin A Date" when Carly and Sam set up a dating game on the web show so Gibby can be paired on a date with a girl he likes, but don't wanna straight up give him the answer.
--> '''Sam''': Listen, there's three girls out there. Girl Number one, GIRL NUMBER TWO, and Girl Number three.
--> '''Gibby''': But how will I know which one is Shannon?
--> '''Carly''': If you want TWO choose Shannon, you have TWO choose carefully.
--> '''Sam''': That's all you have TWO do.
--> '''Gibby''': O...KAY.
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[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* In ''NewspaperComic/{{Zits}}'', Sara tells Jeremy that she's not supposed to have any friends over while babysitting, but she makes a point to state the address and time and how long the parents will be away. Jeremy takes it as a no-go, so Sara reminds herself that she has to be more straightforward with boys.
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[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
* Creator/GeorgeCarlin complained about this in his last show, ''It's Bad For Ya''. He discusses at people's inability to take a hint that they're boring the crap out of him, when he finally rants.
-->'''George:''' And while all of this is going on, you're searching through your mind for something gracious and diplomatic you can say to bring the conversation to a close; and all I can ever come up with is, '''''[[PrecisionFStrike "SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!]]"'''''
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[[folder:Theater]]
* It happens in the play ''Boeing Boeing'' as the main character tries to inform his philandering roommate that the German stewardess girlfriend has arrived ahead of schedule -- while his French girlfriend is in the room.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* Sierra Petrovita from ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 3}}''. She is pretty naïve and is blind to the fact that her neighbor, Ronald Laren, is constantly hinting that he wants to have sex with her, and the PlayerCharacter can even tell her outright that Ronald "only wants to get in her pants", to which she responds: "Who would wanna wear an old pair of women's pants?"
* Jin in ''VideoGame/DeadIsland'' just would not take no for an answer on helping the gangs who had taken over the police station. Despite the survivors and the gangs themselves telling her not to.
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/MountainTime'' features a guy trying to [[http://mountaincomics.com/comic/mountain-time-321/ get his friends to guess which hand he's holding a key in.]] Somehow, they don't even realize there's a key in question.
* Alex of ''Webcomic/CaptainSNES'' discovers, to his dismay, that everyone around him is varying degrees of Oblivious to Hints when he tries to get them to leave so he can deal with the [[VideoGame/{{Lufia}} Sinastrals]] without posing a risk to anyone else. [[Anime/SailorMoon Molly]] is the most oblivious, to the point of standing there confused when Alex passes her a note telling her to run. And Boogerman ultimately figures out the message, but instead of ''doing'' what Alex wants, he simply announces, loudly, to everyone present (including the Sinistrals) what the message is and patting himself on the back for figuring it out.
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[[folder:Web Video]]
* ''EXONextDoor'': Yeon-Hee doesn't realize until episode 13 that Chanyeol has been dropping her hints since they met, much less what they actually mean.
* ''Series/{{Noob}}'' has a case in which the message isn't cryptic nor meant for the character, but the character is still lousy at picking up hints. Season 1 finale had the Noob guild discover that their dismal healer (Sparadrap) has a younger brother who actually knows how to play when he briefly takes over the avatar while the usual player is in the bathroom. In an early Season 2 episode, one of the guild's (other) members doesn't pick up on an elite player being Sparadrap's younger brother despite being present for a conversation that basically goes like this :
--> '''Elite Player:''' You're speaking to the leader of [game's best guild] Kevin.\\
'''Sparadrap:''' Hey, how do you know my real name? Do you play a the mindreader class?\\
'''Elite Player:''' Don't you recognize my voice?\\
'''Sparadrap:''' Err, no! But you do sound like my little brother! But that couldn't be! He's not here! I'm using computer! And he doesn't even know how to play! I try to teach him, but he runs off to the super café.\\
'''Elite Player:''' Cyber café. Just forget about it.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* There are many of these in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** One of the best known is in "Bart Carny", when Homer and Bart are working the ringtoss booth at the carnival. Wiggum tries to get Homer to bribe him, but after three tries (one of which includes mentioning his friend "Mr. Bribe"), Wiggum decides "screw this", and shuts the booth down. Later in the episode, Wiggum refuses to help the Simpson family when the owners of that booth took over their house. Homer ''still'' doesn't get it.
** In the episode "Cape Feare", the Simpson family is to be put in the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Federal_Witness_Protection_Program Witness Protection Program]] so as to avoid Bart getting killed by Sideshow Bob. Two FBI agents discuss the family's new identity, and Homer is completely oblivious to the name change. Some time later, they are still unable to convince him to acknowledge his new identity. Can be [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfft9Jx9gJk viewed here]].
* In ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove'', Kronk can't figure out that Yzma wants him to knock Kuzco out until she finally slams her fist into her other palm.
* In ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'', [[CasanovaWannabe Motor Ed]] simply will not quit hitting on Shego, no matter how emphatically she tells him (verbally and [[HandBlast otherwise]]) that she isn't interested. If anything, getting plasma-blasted into the wall seems to make him [[AmazonChaser even more attracted to her]].
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