->Franchise/SherlockHolmes and [[TheWatson Dr. Watson]] are out camping. Suddenly, Holmes wakes up Watson in the middle of the night.\\
"Look up, Watson," Holmes says, "and tell me what you see."\\
"I see billions of stars," says Watson.\\
"And what do you deduce from that?" says Holmes.\\
Watson thinks for a minute. "Well, Astrologically, I deduce that Saturn is in Capricorn.\\
Astronomically, that it is 3:00 am. Meteorologically, that tomorrow will be a beautiful day.\\
Theologically, that God is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant.\\
What do you deduce?"\\
Holmes sighs. "Watson, you idiot. I deduce that ''someone has stolen our tent.''"
-->--''[[http://www.richardwiseman.com/LaughLab/second.html Runner-up in a "Funniest Joke In The World" competition]]''

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Where the Ultimate Answer is not actually [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy 42.]]

A scene opens. Two characters stand by each other in silence. Then, one character breaks the silence by asking a vague, multi-meaning question such as "Why are we here?"

The other character then answers by going into [[ContemplateOurNavels a long monologue about the meaning of life, the existence of God, everyone's place in the world, how it is all one big mystery, and no one may ever know for sure.]]

Only [[AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering that's not what the first character was asking]]. He meant something simpler, like "What did we come into this bookstore for?"

In a variation, it's obvious from the first that the question is about something specific, and the very act of treating it like a big question in the first place makes for a joke.

Mostly seen as the first lines of the first scene or a new scene. This can also be used as an [[MrExposition exposition]] shortcut.

Compare, contrast WhatsAHenway Frequently a form of ComicallyMissingThePoint.
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[[folder:Anime]]
* Episode 5 of YuruYuri starts with one character being invited out in the middle of the night by her love interest and dragged all over town by her and others to line up in front of a huge building (each cut has her give a bemused "eh?" in hilarious contrast to the calm, collected others). She finally asks, "Just when are you going to explain this to me? What on Earth am I doing here?"
--> '''Kyoko''': You're here to find that out!\\
'''Yui''': I don't think she was hoping for a philosophical answer.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* {{Lampshaded}} in TheDCU [[AlternateContinuity Elseworlds]] ''JLA - Secret Society of Super Heroes'':
-->'''Bruce Wayne''': So, why am I ''here''?\\
'''The Riddler''': You need to be more specific, Agent Wayne. By "''here''", do you mean in an ''existential'' to-be-or-not-to-be way, or "''here''" in an ''visiting''-me way?''\\
'''Bruce Wayne''': In a visiting-you way.
* Used in ''GreenLantern: Agent Orange.'' Hal Jordan has been stuck with a blue ring, which is messing with his green ring, and keeps asking, "What do you hope for?"
-->'''Hal''': World peace?\\
'''Blue Ring''': LACK OF SINCERITY DETECTED. WHAT DO YOU HOPE FOR?\\
'''Hal''': A hamburger?\\
'''Blue Ring''': LACK OF SINCERITY DETECTED. WHAT DO YOU HOPE FOR?\\
'''Hal''': Right now, I really hope you'll ''shut up!''\\
'''Blue Ring''': SINCERITY DETECTED. RING POWER CHARGE: 210%
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[[folder:Film]]
* ''FieldOfDreams'': Ray Kinsella convinces Terrence Mann to go to a baseball game with him. As they walk into the stadium, they discuss Terrence's writing, his activism, and his current reclusiveness. Finally, Ray asks him:
-->'''Ray''': So what do you want?\\
'''Terrence''': I want people to stop looking to me for answers; begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader. I want people to start thinking for themselves. '''''And I want my privacy!'''''\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Ray''': No, I mean... ''(points at the concession stand)'' What do you '''want'''?\\
'''Terrence''': Oh... A dog and a beer.
* In the film ''DunstonChecksIn'', an orangutan gets loose in the Majestic Hotel.
-->'''Mrs. Dubrow (Hotel Owner)''': Where did he come from?!\\
'''Animal Control Guy''': Well, when two orangutans fall in love...\\
'''Robert (Manager)''': ''I think she means'', "How did it get into the hotel?"
* In ''Film/AirplaneIITheSequel'':
-->'''Steve [=McCroskey=]''': Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.\\
'''Jacobs''': Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. [[ArtisticLicensePaleontology And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil]]. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
* A RunningGag in ''Film/TheMuppetMovie''.
-->'''Bernie the Agent:''' You with the banjo, can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction.\\
'''Kermit:''' Have you tried Hare Krishna?
* From Michael Leigh's ''Naked'':
-->'''Louise:''' How did you get here?\\
'''Johnny:''' Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to [[ArtisticLicensePaleontology fowl to frog]], to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, [[AltumVidetur amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum]], sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday.
* ''Film/{{Chinatown}}''. In this case Gittes understands perfectly well what Sessions means but is simply exasperated by his lot in life.
-->'''Sessions''': Are you alone?\\
'''Gittes''': Isn't everybody?
* In the 1968 version of ''Film/TheLoveBug'', when Jim and Carole find out that the VW Bug has a mind of its own, and it won't let either of them exit the car, Carole tries to call for help from some hippies in the van parked next to them:
-->'''Carole:''' Help, I'm a prisoner! I can't get out!\\
'''Hippy:''' We ''all'' prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
* From ''AHardDaysNight'':
-->'''Reporter:''' (''to John'') How did you find America?\\
'''John:''' Turn left at Greenland.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* This is very common in the Literature/{{Discworld}} books.
** In ''Discworld/TheLightFantastic'', it's mentioned that the greatest philosopher of the Disc was asked at a party "Why are you here?" He needed three years for the answer.
** In ''Discworld/EqualRites'', when a young girl is asked (after arriving unexpectedly) where she came from, she answers that Granny won't tell her that yet.
** In ''Discworld/{{Eric}}'', when at the end of time Astfgl the demon lord speaks with Death, resulting in the following exchange:
--> "Have you seen anybody?"\\
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[[folder: "Yes." ]]
\\
"Who?"\\
[[/folder]]

[[folder: 'Everyone." ]]
\\
"I mean anyone recently."\\
[[/folder]]

[[folder: "It's been very quiet." ]]

** In ''Discworld/ReaperMan'', when Death is asked: "Why are we here?", he says: [[/folder]]

[[folder: "I do not speculate on cosmic matters." ]]

** In ''Discworld/IShallWearMidnight'', when Esk is asked "Do you know what the time is?" she replies "It is a way of describing one of the notional dimensions of four-dimensional space. But for your purposes, it's about ten forty-five."
** In ''Discworld/GoingPostal'', there's an inversion, as unlikely as that sounds. Vetinari asks a serious philosophical question and gets the answer, "Well, my lord, I've always thought that what the world really needs are [[MundaneWish filing boxes which are not so flimsy.]]"
* This happens in a serious and plot-relevant way in Creator/GeneWolfe's Literature/BookOfTheNewSun series. The protagonist asks for "directions to the garden," which is misinterpreted as a request for ultimate enlightenment by an entity capable of obliging.
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* An episode of ''GoodnessGraciousMe'' had two teenagers in a Hindu temple, one of whom asked the other "why are we here?" After the second gave a long philosophical speech the first asked "No, why are we ''here''? We're Sikhs."
* In a ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' sketch, Dennis Moore, who robs from the rich and gives to the poor, is asked by his latest victims "What do you want? Why are you here?" He takes this as a philosophical question despite the fact that he just swung into their window to steal their possessions for the third time.
* ''Series/BabylonFive'':
** Deconstructed in one episode where the ''point'' is to ask these questions until [[ArmorPiercingQuestion the questionee starts revealing things that are actually relevant]]:
--->'''Morden''': What do you want?\\
'''G'Kar''': Well, what do you mean, what do I want?\\
'''Morden''': What do you want?\\
'''G'Kar''': What do I want for supper, what do I want to do this evening, what do I...\\
'''Morden''': What do you want?\\
'''G'Kar''': This is pointless. What I want is for you to go away and leave me in peace.\\
'''Morden''': As you say.\\
'''G'Kar''': Wait! What do I want? The Centauri stripped my world. I want justice.
** And also inverted by the episode "Comes the Inquisitor", in which the titular inquisitor interrogates Delenn with questions of this type, responding to mundane answers with ElectricTorture:
--->'''Sebastian:''' Do you know why you're here?\\
'''Delenn:''' Here?\\
'''Sebastian:''' Here, now, yes!\\
'''Delenn:''' I was sent.\\
'''Sebastian:''' Here?\\
'''Delenn:''' Yes, by Kosh.\\
'''Sebastian:''' You've answered the wrong question! Why are you here now, ''in this place, in this life''?
* Shows up in the ''Series/{{Angel}}'' episode "Sanctuary". Faith has agreed to stay with Angel and start [[TheAtoner atoning]] for her (many) sins:
-->'''Faith''': (in kitchen) So, how does this work?\\
'''Angel''': There's no real simple answer to that. I won't lie to you and tell you it'll be easy, because it won't be. Just because you've decided to change doesn't mean the world's ready for you to. The truth is... no matter how much you suffer, no matter how many good deeds you do to try to make up for the past, you may never balance out the cosmic scale. The only thing I can promise you is that you'll probably be haunted... and maybe for the rest of your life.\\
'''Faith''': (indicates the Microwave) So how does *this* work?\\
'''Angel''': Uh... power level, time, start. Sure that popcorn is gonna be enough for you?
* The ''Series/{{Friends}}'' episode "The One With The Two Parts":
-->'''Rachel''': So Pheebs, what do you want for your birthday?\\
'''Phoebe''': Well, what I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me.\\
'''Rachel''': Okay. Let me put it this way. Anything from [[ProductPlacement Crabtree & Evelyn]]?\\
'''Phoebe''': Ooh! Bath salts would be nice.
* ''Series/{{Leverage}}'' has a classic example:
-->'''Nate''': Soph. Where are we at?\\
'''Sophie''': Huh? I don't know, Nate. I think you need to ask yourself that question. You called me, remember? And now we're working together every day... I don't know what you want! And you ask me that, [[ItMakesSenseInContext dressed as a vicar]]! You're a very strange man.\\
'''Nate''': No no no, I meant, where are we at, finding the money?
* An interesting aversion/variation occurs in ''[[Series/TheQuestForKarla Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy]]'':
-->'''George Smiley''': Why did Lacon send you for me?\\
'''Peter Guillam''': Do you mean ''why'' did he send me for you? Or why did he send ''me'' for you?\\
'''George Smiley''': Quite right, Peter. I should have known better than to have asked.
* The ''Series/DoctorWho'' serial "City of Death" (written by DouglasAdams) features the following exchange:
-->'''Romana:''' Where are we going?\\
'''Doctor:''' Are you talking philosophically or geographically?\\
'''Romana:''' Philosophically.\\
'''Doctor:''' Then we're going to lunch.
** Also, in the Seventh Doctor story "Dragon Fire", the Doctor distracts a guard by engaging him in a philosophical discussion and then later bursts in on a hold up by Belazs, gun in hand:
---> '''Belazs ''': Where did you come from?\\
'''Doctor''': Why is everyone so interested in philosophy here?\\
'''Glitz''': I think she means to do away with you!\\
'''Doctor''': Ah, an existentialist.
** A variant in New Who when Donna tells Ten she has to leave and he launches into a heartwarming goodbye monologue...only to realize she meant she's going to visit her family for a bit and then come back. Donna doesn't let him off the hook easily, predictably.
* Inverted in a comic scene from ''XenaWarriorPrincess'', in which PluckyComicRelief Joxer is helping the heroines and [[LovableRogue "king of thieves"]] Autolycus track down Joxer's long-lost brother Jett.
-->'''Autolycus''': (watching Joxer's antics from a distance): Why is he here?\\
'''Gabrielle''': Because he knows how to find Jett.\\
'''Autolycus''': No, in a larger sense... why is he ''here''?
* In the ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' episode "Out of Gas", Mal tries to convince Zoe that [[TheAllegedCar Serenity]] is a decent ship:
-->'''Mal''': Try to look beyond what she is now, and see what she could be.\\
'''Zoe''': What's that, sir?\\
'''Mal''': Freedom is what.\\
'''Zoe''': ''[points to something on the floor]'' No, what's '''that''', sir?\\
'''Mal''': Oh, yeah, I guess something must've been living in here, just step around that.
* In the ''Series/MadMen'' episode "The Gypsy and the Hobo", Don and Betty take the kids trick-or-treating [[spoiler: following Don's confession of his past identity.]]
-->'''Neighbor''': Let's see what we've got here; a hobo and gypsy (looks up at Don) and who're ''you'' supposed to be?
* Inverted in ''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond''. Ray's daughter Ally asks 'Where do babies come from?'. He responds with a typical, awkward birds and the bees talk, but it turns out she was wondering about the meaning of human existence.
* In ''Gene Roddenberry's Series/{{Andromeda}}'': Trance has just inexplicably broken into Dylan's prison cell and offers him water. Dylan asks, "How?" Trance replies: "Well, when two hydrogen atoms love each other very much, they find an oxygen atom and..."
* Pops up in ''Series/MysteryScienceTheatre3000'' during ''Film/TheIncredibleMeltingMan''.
-->'''Actor''': What did go on here, Doc?\\
'''Mike''': During the Ice Age, glaciers moved through...oh, you mean recently.
* ''SpaceCases'' has an example where Thelma gets asked the wrong question, and sure enough, ends up starting with the Big Bang...surprisingly enough, she gets to the end after a scene switch!
* In an episode of ''Series/WKRPInCincinnati'', Jennifer reluctantly became the host of a radio advice show. One exchange from her show:
-->'''Caller''': What is the meaning of life?\\
'''Jennifer''': The cereal or the magazine?
* ''{{Lost}}''
-->'''Charlie''': [giving Locke the drugs] You really think you can find my guitar?\\
'''Locke''': Look up, Charlie.\\
'''Charlie''': You're not going to ask me to pray or something.\\
'''Locke''': I want you to look up.\\
[Charlie looks up... and his guitar is wrapped in vines on a cliff]
* ''Series/BlakesSeven''
-->'''Tarrant:''' Where are we going, Avon?\\
'''Avon:''' Profound philosophical questions never really interested me.\\
'''Tarrant:''' Ooh, not up to your usual standard.
* ''TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody:''
-->'''Zack:''' Arwin? Why are you here?\\
'''Arwin:''' Well, there are two theories, one is evolution, and the other is-\\
'''Zack:''' No, why are you ''here'', in the basement?
* ''AustinAndAlly'':
-->'''Austin''': What are we selling here?\\
'''Ally''': Love, hope, a triumph of the human spirit...\\
'''Austin''': No. (beat) We're selling soup.
* ''Series/VeronicaMars'' had this exchange:
-->'''Logan:''' So, what do you think?\\
'''Veronica:''' Like...in general, or is there a specific arena in which you'd like my opinion?\\
'''Logan:''' Do you think Duncan, uh, is just cooling off or is he, like, holed up in some hotel room pouring peroxide on his hair and trying to file his fingerprints off?
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[[folder:Music]]
* An old musical joke:
-->'''Question''': How do you get to Carnegie Hall?\\
'''Answer''': Practice.
** Alternately, if you live in NYC the answer is "Take the 'F' train to..."
** And one can get to [[CountryMusic Nashville]] by singing through one's nose.
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[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* Inverted in a ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' strip.
-->'''Calvin''': Why do you suppose we're here?\\
'''Hobbes''': Because we walked here.\\
'''Calvin''': No, I mean, here on Earth?\\
'''Hobbes''': Because Earth can support life.\\
'''Calvin''': No, I mean why are we anywhere? Why do we exist?\\
'''Hobbes''': Because we were born.\\
'''Calvin''': Forget it.\\
'''Hobbes''': I will, thank you.
* Used in a ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' strip, with Paige asking her father why they have fireworks for the Fourth of July. Roger muses on the celebratory symbolism behind the tradition before Paige corrects him; why do ''they'' have fireworks, as they duck an out-of-control rocket Jason had lit that zooms over their heads.
* In ''ComicStrip/BeetleBailey'' when Zero asks Sarge why he is wearing a particular uniform, and Sarge goes off the scale in patriotic fervour. But Zero wondered why he was wearing a parade uniform on a regular day.
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[[folder:Radio]]
* A variant occurs in ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'' when the ship has just landed in a weird, icy cave. [[CloudCuckoolander Zaphod]], waxing philosophical: "We could really... we could really ''be'' in this cave!" [[UnfazedEveryman Arthur]], unimpressed: "We are in this cave."
** And a few minutes later...
-->'''Arthur''': Why are we here?\\
'''Ford''': Now don't you start.\\
'''Arthur''': I mean in this cave.
** We already know that the Answer to the Ultimate Question is "42". So, in a more plot-relevant sense, "What do you get when you multiply six by nine?" is ''NotActuallyTheUltimateQuestion''. Especially since six times nine is 54. Except in base 13. DouglasAdams [[{{Jossed}} does not write jokes in base 13.]]
* ''Radio/HamishAndDougal'' subverted the page quote utterly.
-->'''Dougal:''' Look up in the sky, Hamish...tell me what you see.\\
'''Hamish:''' I see the full moon and a lot of stars, each one in its proper place...which tells me God is in his heaven, and all's right with the world.\\
'''Dougal:''' ...Hamish, you're an idiot. We are in a tent. It is impossible to see the moon or any of the stars from here.\\
'''Hamish:''' Well...not if somebody had stolen the tent.\\
'''Dougal:''' ''(laughing)'' Stolen the tent! That would be the funniest joke in the world, wouldn't it!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''Normality'', when you are about to be captured later in the game, the DialogueTree allows you to respond to the question "Why are you here?" with "That is a question that has puzzled philosophers for thousands of years.".
* Two of the White Ninjas in ''Videogame/DestroyAllHumans 2'' have a conversation that is a direct ShoutOut to the ''RedVsBlue'' example.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}'', after Khrima's rival Garshask captures his general Argent:
-->'''Argent''': What do you want!?\\
'''Garshask''': I dunno. Nice house, riches, power, the world crushed beneath my feet...same as everyone really. ...Oh, you meant with you?
* ''ArthurKingOfTimeAndSpace'', [[http://arthurkingoftimeandspace.com/1258.htm here]].
* Played with in ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', when [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/07/12 Gabe's password hint on a website is "what is delicious"]]
* In ''[[DanAndMabsFurryAdventures DMFA]]'', most questions of this type are met with TheTalk.
* A couple times in ''Webcomic/AGirlAndHerFed'':
** A variation, when the Fed asks of a robotic arm that the Girl is brandishing, [[http://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.675.html "Is that a human arm?"]]
** A completely straight example, when [[http://www.agirlandherfed.com/1.1187.html Coolidge asks Mare, "Do you think it will be enough?"]] -- "it" being their security measures, not [[DoomedMoralVictor continuing to fight even in the face of possible failure]].
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' [[InvertedTrope inverts this]] [[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005494 here]]:
-->"It is important because it will help us begin to understand why we are all here."\\
"What do you mean, why we are all here? You mean in the [[spoiler:afterlife]]? That's easy. (...)"\\
"No, no. Not why we are in this [[spoiler:bubble]] now. But why we all exist in the first place and why we all went on this adventure together."
* In ''CaptainSNES'', [[http://www.captainsnes.com/2011/03/16/648-occupational-choices-in-the-great-beyond/ The Eater of Dreams learns that "What are you doing here?"]] may not be the best question to ask an angel of resurrection.
* In ''Webcomic/PhD'', the nameless guy's roommate asks him '[[http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=3 Why are we doing this?]]' Nameless goes into an extended rant about how terrible grad school is and confesses he has no idea why he's there. The roommate says, 'No, I mean, why are we doing the problems from the wrong chapter?'
* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', when Elan receives a flying carpet from General Tarquin:
-->'''Tarquin''': At any rate, I'm happy to put at your disposal any or all resources of this kingdom.\\
'''Elan''': How do you control it?\\
'''Tarquin''': Fear and intimidation, mostly, though a little torture here and there helps.\\
'''Elan''': ...\\
'''Tarquin''': Or did you mean the carpet? Just pull on one of the tassels.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
* The first episode of ''RedVsBlue'' shows two characters on top of one of the [[{{Halo}} Blood Gulch]] bases. One asks the other, "Do you ever wonder why we're here?". The other expectantly responds with a brief speech about whether or not we were created, or just popped into existence. What the asking character actually meant was "Why are we here in a box-canyon in the middle of nowhere?"
** And then it's played with and returned to in a later episode.
--->''"Do you ever wonder why we're here?"''\\
''"No. I never, '''ever''' wonder why we're here. SemperFi, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]."''
** Similarly, the Blood Gulch Chronicles series ends with another character asking the same question, and the other gives a rant about how hate should be a personal thing, not a product of prejudice. The other just wanted to know why they were standing in the open sun when they could stand in the shade. It even gives a ShoutOut to {{Halo}} and how they'd be fighting aliens if Master Chief hadn't blown up the Covenant armada single-handed.
** And given a DoubleSubversion, combined with a CallBack in ''Revelation'', Chapter 18. [[spoiler:Sarge asks each and every one of the remaining Reds and Blues why they are here. Grif begins reading his lines from Season One, when Sarge cuts him off and explains that he meant to ask an even more meaningful question - why are each of the Reds and Blues still in this group, when they could be off somewhere else? He then delivers a RousingSpeech that brings the both teams together and makes them ready to kick ass.]]
* Played with in the BriTANick sketch ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeKVM6lxGp4 Everything]]'', in which Brian really ''does'' want to hear everything.
* On ''[[Website/NotAlwaysRight Not Always Related]]'', [[http://notalwaysrelated.com/the-anatomy-of-a-simple-question/29564 this little girl]] asks her mother where she came from. [[spoiler:She was expecting an answer like "St. Louis".]]
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In an episode of ''TheTick'', Tick is knocked into orbit by a rampaging Proto-Clown. When he asks "What am I doing here?", a manifestation of his subconscious thinks he means this in the existential sense and sends him to a JourneyToTheCenterOfTheMind. After much weirdness, Tick finally has the answer: "I'm here because... [[MonsterClown a big clown]] hit me!"
* ''TheRealGhostbusters'' episode ''Drool the Dog-Faced Goblin'' had this conversation:
--> '''Winston''': Egon, why are we here?\\
'''Peter''': (groaning) ''That'' was a mistake!\\
'''Egon''': Well, we're here because billions of years ago there was a cataclysmic explosion which...\\
'''Winston''': (making the timeout sign with his hands) No, Egon! Time! I meant, why are we in the Poconos?\\
'''Egon''': Oh. We're here because of...(''indicates "Drool, the Dog-faced Goblin" poster'')...that.
* A minor running gag in ''HouseOfMouse'' is that Horace Horsecollar would respond to ''any'' question in such a manner, at least the first time. (He'd always use [[RuleOfThree three statements]], too.)
** The first episode had this:
--> '''Mickey''': What's wrong?\\
'''Horace''': All the rainforests are being chopped down, nobody votes anymore, and the Internet's too dang slow!\\
'''Mickey''': No, I mean what's wrong ''in here''?\\
'''Horace:''' Oh, somebody tied me up and took all our cartoons.
* Done once in ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', when Ed somehow gets out of having his head stuck in a mailbox offscreen.
--> '''Eddy''': Where'd you come from?\\
'''Ed''': Blame my parents, Eddy.
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'' opens thusly.
--> '''Skipper:''' So why are we here?\\
'''Kowalsky:''' Ah, the question that has vexed common man and philosopher alike!\\
'''Skipper:''' ...\\
'''Kowalsky:''' That's not what you're going for, is it?
* In the BugsBunny cartoon "This Is A Life?", host Elmer Fudd surprises Bugs to be the guest of honor on the show. He entreats Bugs to tell his life story, and says "Start from the beginning." Bugs goes back to the origins of life itself.
* From the ''{{Animaniacs}}'' episode "Taming of the Screwy"
-->'''Scratchanshiff:''' Do you know why you're here?
-->'''Yakko:''' Nobody ''really'' knows why we're here, although Shopenhauer put forth an interesting theory.
-->'''Scratchansniff:''' That's not what I meant!
-->'''Dot:''' Then why'd you say it?
* WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra: Invoked by the smoot-talking Varric when Asami asks Varrick why he's there. He starts to wax poetics about the nature of the universe, she wants to know why an escaped criminal is eating dinner with the ruler of Zaofu.
--> '''Asami:''' "Varric? What are you doing here?" \\
'''Varrick:''' "Good question, Asami! I mean, What are ''we all'' doing here... food for thought!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]
* The story about how Che Guevara became Fidel Castro's right hand man goes like this: Che, Castro and a bunch of other people are having a dinner party, and one of them innocently asks Castro what he was doing in Argentina. Cut to five hours later where everybody but Che has left the table and Castro ''is still talking.''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eiz6F8qjK9Q Jay-Z misinterpreting Nardwuar the Human Serviette's "Who are you?"]]
* There's a story told about a German philosopher (which one varies). He was wandering round a park, deep in thought, and he walked right into a flowerbed without noticing. The park-keeper shouted "What are you doing there?" and he replied "What are ''any'' of us doing here?"
* Robber Willie Sutton, [[UrbanLegends when asked why he robs banks]], answers "[[http://tinyurl.com/wikisuttonslaw because that's where the money is]]".
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