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->''"Well, I feel that films -- the film industry -- has increasingly failed to reflect reality as people live it. No-one goes for a piss in ''Franchise/StarWars'', you can watch the whole of ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}'' and no-one brushes their teeth, and in ''Film/LostInTranslation'', [[TakeThat nothing happens. At all]]."''
-->-- '''ThatMitchellAndWebbLook'''

You know that children's book, ''Everyone Poops''? Well, they lied. Not everyone does.

Sure, real people and animals in everyday life might, but you're not likely to see a fictional character going to the bathroom. This would detract from the plotline, and besides, nobody really wants to see that sort of thing. [[ConservationOfDetail If something's not crucial to the story, why include it?]]

(Sometimes, of course, it ''is'' crucial to the story, and this trope is averted. Maybe there's a PottyEmergency; maybe someone [[BathroomBreakout uses a bathroom break to escape custody]]; maybe someone suffers an UndignifiedDeath by being [[CampingACrapper killed on the toilet]] -- or worse, [[TheCanKickedHim killed ]]''[[TheCanKickedHim with ]]''[[TheCanKickedHim a toilet]]; or maybe there's just some good old-fashioned ToiletHumour.) If a video game averts this trope, it's probably just so it can hide GoodiesInTheToilets.

This trope is sometimes averted without showing anything by simply having a character [[CallingYourBathroomBreaks excusing themselves for a moment.]]

'''The page lists [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] of the phenomenon'''; straight examples and aversions are too many to count.

Even the dead aren't immune to this trope, as evidenced in the subtrope NoDeadBodyPoops.
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!!Lampshades:

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghItAFUMQgI "I got the bathroom bowl blues!"]]
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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* In ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'', it is explicitly stated that [[spoiler: White Zetsu]], being part-plant clone ''things'', do not poop. They're actually rather curious about it, to the point of one asking somebody who until recently did have to poop what it felt like.
* In the midst of its ToiletHumour, ''Manga/CityHunter'' has a magnificent scene that causes Kaori to complain that nobody had ever heard of an hero that goes to poop before the battle, only for Ryo to reply that it's the smart thing to do (and calling her constipated).
* In ''SuperDreadnoughtGirl4946'', the titular [[CuteGiant giant girl]] is asked about how she goes to the toilet. She responds that she doesn't leading to a discussion on the topic since no one believes her. Later we learn that since her size is [[AWizardDidIt supernatural in origin]], she doesn't require food to live and thus doesn't poop either.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* A ''Wizard'' special focusing on ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' had one questioning if the Batcave has any bathrooms or if Bruce has to run back up to Wayne Manor for a bathroom break.
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[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
* {{Justified|Trope}} and {{Invoked|Trope}} in ''FanFic/FriendshipIsOptimal'', as when people [[BrainUploading emigrate to Equestria]], Celest-A.I. eliminates the need to do so, along with removing other tedious biological functions. Ones that people enjoy such as eating are still kept however, unless a person also wants them removed.
* In the ''Fanfic/ProjectDarkJade'' fanfic ''Fanfic/QueenOfShadows'', Shadowkhan apparently don't need to use the restroom.
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[[folder:Film]]
* ''Film/{{Pleasantville}}'' makes a point of this -- Jennifer enters the bathroom to discover that there are no toilets, because they aren't necessary.
* There was some LampshadeHanging in ''Film/GalaxyQuest'' (or in a deleted scene, at any rate) where one of the Thermians mentions to Creator/AlanRickman's character that Earth's "historical documents" (television programs) did not contain any information regarding waste facilities on the ship and "we extrapolated based on your anatomy" - revealing what looked to be the most horrendously painful toilet ever created.
* Averted in ''Film/TheLegendOfBoggyCreek''. One of the biggest scares of the movie involves a character making a bathroom break. Likewise, one of the professor's stories in ''Film/BoggyCreek2TheLegendContinues'' is set at a creature's attack on an outhouse. And BrainBleach might be required.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Actress [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamzin_Merchant Tamzin Merchant]] wrote a hilarious poem discussing this, called [[http://www.platformsmagazine.com/1/contents/toilet.htm "Ode to a Toilet".]]
* Lampshaded in ''The Second {{Literature/Foundation}}'', where a girl sneaks aboard a ship and hides there, like she read and saw a lot in popular culture. Then she realizes that the books failed to mention some things, and she cannot remain in her hiding place for long...
* [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] in Donaya Haymond's ''Literature/LegendsOfLaconia'' series. In ''Waking Echoes'', the prison cell Ty spends three days in has a toilet, and in ''Bite Me'' Matthew asks Dianne if her [[OurVampiresAreDifferent father]] goes to the bathroom, saying he's always wondered about those in his [[UnusualEuphemism condition]].
* One of the later ''Literature/SixteenThirtyTwo'' books -- ''1635: The Eastern Front'' -- includes a scene where a radio transmission was delayed because one of General Stearns's staff colonels was "taking care of urgent business."
-->'''Long:''' If it's urgent business, he may be occupied for a while yet.\\
'''Stearns:''' He should be finishing up any second now. [[LampshadeHanging It's the sort of pressing business that never makes its way into fiction.]]
* Lampshaded in the KevinBrooks novel ''Lucas'' - while waiting for the antagonists to walk past, so she can stalk them, Cait realises that she really needs to pee, and she decides to go in some nearby tall grass...[[spoiler:only for the antagonists to find her when she's still got her pants down]]. She muses in her narration that you never see anyone got to the toilet in films, and if you do, it's only because something dramatic is going to happen when they're in the toilet - being attacked by an enemy, for example.
* Lampshaded in ''Literature/TheNeverEndingStory''. Bastian has to [[UnusualEuphemism deliver a fax]], and wonders why the characters in the books never seem to have that need. [[CantGetAwayWithNuthin He got detention for pointing that out in class]]. (Specifically, he had asked his teacher if Jesus ever had to poop.)
* In the ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' novel ''Discworld/{{Snuff}}'', it's [[ConversationalTroping conversed]] when a little boy whose favourite book so far has been ''The World Of Poo'' "was beginning, with encouragement, to read books in which nobody had a bowel movement at all. Which, when you came to think about it, was a mystery all by itself."
* The StephenKing short story "Umney's Last Case" features a distraught author trying to muscle out his most famous creation so that he can enter the world of fiction and live without pain. He succeeds, and while the character is getting used to the real world, he wets himself because he's never actually ''had'' to use the bathroom before.
* Creator/DaveBarry once mused that Batman never goes to the bathroom. "Maybe that's why he's always grimacing."
* Possibly averted in ''Literature/TheWishingMaiden'' - there's a brief mention of Jacquotte needing to vacate her bladder, after a lot of traveling, and [[spoiler:the smell at the bottom of the well, where she finds Asha, might indicate that this trope was pointedly avoided.]]
* Averted in ''Literature/{{Wool}}'', where the lone survivor in a fallout shelter designed for hundreds of thousands of people spends ''thirty-four years'' systematically crapping his way through toilet after toilet [[{{Squick}} that doesn't flush]].
* In ''TheStormlightArchive'' Shallan derails Adolin's account of bravely leaping into battle while hugely outnumbered by asking how he goes to the bathroom while wearing Shardplate. After [[DelayedReaction continuing for a line or two]], he comments that he's told that story a number of times and no one had ever asked anything like that before. He acknowledges that there are often breaks in battle where they have someone to help, but yes, on three occasions he's done it straight in his armor. He doesn't try to regale her with tales of daring-do again.
* ''Clifford, the Big Red Dog'', mercifully.
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* One scene in the pilot episode of ''Series/LeaveItToBeaver'' had to be reshot when [[MoralGuardians standards and practices]] noticed [[FreezeFrameBonus a toilet tank in the corner of a shot.]]
* In ''Series/HannahMontana'', when best friend Lilly Truscott is forced by Miley to go to the toilet, so that Miley can talk to a boy she likes. This is [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] when she gets back, after much drama has unfolded with Miley, when Lilly mentions how all the good stuff happens when people go to the toilet.
* Whedon was careful to show a toilet on ''Series/{{Firefly}}''. The first shot on the show inside a crewman's quarters was Mal buttoning up and kicking the toilet back into its resting place.
* Averted with ''Series/InTheFlesh'' with an unpleasant overlap with NoDeadBodyPoops to boot. Zombie Amy cheerfully talks about what happened when she tried to eat, much to the discomfort of Kieran's family. New clothing was required, apparently.
* Bridget Hennessey tries to invoke this trope around herself in ''Series/EightSimpleRules''. She apparently sustains an illusion of never having to use the bathroom.
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[[folder:New Media]]
* In ''Blog/{{Alice and Bob}}'', this trope is lampshaded:
-->"Surprisingly, nobody really seems to have to take a dump in fiction. Like, I used to play ''[[VideoGame/DwarfFortress Elf Forest]]'', which was overly realistic. You could pretty much do anything '''but''' relieve bodily wastes. The only game I recall in which you can do that is ''[[VideoGame/TheSims Simmy Buddies]]'' which I think had that toilet meter.
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[[folder:Radio]]
* Lampshaded in the new radio series of ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''. The teleportation devices in Slartibartfast's [[ItRunsOnNonsensoleum Bistromatic Ship]] are in the bathroom cubicles. Just before they set off, Arthur says "You know, in all this time, I have never once [[SoundEffectBleep *flush* ]]."
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* Especially in earlier days and editions of ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'', when the game's focus was more on world simulation and the detailed logistics of adventuring (counting arrows and torches, keeping track of food and water, deciding who should carry what loot...) were emphasized more, advice on dungeon design would almost inevitably manage to squeeze in a bit about not forgetting that any place inhabited by intelligent living creatures had better include toilets of ''some'' sort.
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[[folder: Video Games]]
* Lampshaded in ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney: Trials And Tribulations'': Phoenix believes that his "[[BitchInSheepsClothing Perfect Little Dollie]]" doesn't have such disgusting bodily functions.
* ''VideoGame/TheTrailOfAnguish'' informs you, "You don't need to use the bathroom right now. It's an adventure game, after all."
* ''VideoGame/EarthBound'' lampshades the aversion to the trope. They have bathrooms in the game, but they all are occupied or otherwise unusable. In the first bathroom you come to, walking towards the door will result in a cutscene where one guy rushes in ahead of you. Attempting to enter will make him say: "Occupied!"
* In ''JimmyNeutron vs. Jimmy Negatron'', you can at one point make Jimmy go into a bathroom, which triggers a cutscene of him walking out and thanking the player for thinking of it, because he hadn't gone all day.
* In ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes'', Travis uses the toilet to save. [[spoiler:One assassin at the end of the game is even GenreSavvy enough to [[CampingACrapper attack him as he's saving]], so to speak.]]
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* [[LampshadeHanging Lampshade-hung]] in ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}'', where [[http://www.goblinscomic.com/01202007/ a guard tells a tale of how an adventurer was given roleplaying XP for... taking a crap, which also triggered a level-up]].
* Pip in ''Webcomic/SequentialArt'' has an interesting [[http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=751 biological theory]] of the ''Franchise/MyLittlePony'' world.
** Eventually disproved by [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic the show itself]], in which at [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E14TheLastRoundup one point]] Pinkie ''[[PottyEmergency really]]'' needs a bathroom.
* ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3402#comic strip 3402]] is about a weird [[JustifiedTrope justification]] for the trope after it's been lampshaded:
--> '''Batman''': "My urethra is catheterized. I am constantly emitting a fine mist of urine."
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* Never happens in the LooneyTunes universe. At least in the originals cartoons. In BabyLooneyTunes, it was a little different.
* Lampshaded in ''WesternAnimation/TheClevelandShow'' by two viewers outside of the 4th wall.
* The title characters of ''WesternAnimation/RenAndStimpy'' are occasionally seen sitting on the toilet, and from time to time the mother of the boy whose house they were staying at would inform them that "Cartoon characters don't need to use the bathroom!"
* Nobody poops in the world of Dr. Seuss. They [[HalloweenIsGrinchNight "go to the euphemism".]]
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