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Alice tries to hide from Bob, so she pretends to be a statue (or, in more cartoonish settings, even a painting or a relief) in a museum, art gallery etc. Sometimes she has to WalkLikeAnEgyptian to fit in, or get in a suit of armour, or end up holding an empty picture frame in front of herself. Bob typically doesn't catch on, though he looks at Alice suspiciously (bonus points if he says "[[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible I'll never understand this modern art]]" or "What an ugly statue!"). Sometimes Alice will accidentally reveal herself, typically by [[SneezeOfDoom sneezing]], or in worst scenarios, Bob will sneeze and she will respond "gesundheit".

Attempting to pass as a doll or a department store mannequin is a variant on this trope, particularly in big front-window displays.

Compare MobileShrubbery, StandInPortrait and WallpaperCamouflage, as well as MistakenForExhibit.


[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* Subverted in the ''{{Appleseed}}'' manga where Alephia tries to hide from A-9 by covering herself in plaster, but nearly suffocates under it.
* Hotori and Tattsun pull one of these on Moriaki-sensei, the squarest man on Earth, in ''SoredemoMachiWaMawatteiru''.
* Honey does this in the original ''CuteyHoney'' manga, using her VoluntaryShapeshifter powers to color herself bronze. She successfully escaped Panther Claw, but then [[DirtyOldMan Danbei]] and [[KidAnova Junpei]] show up and start groping her and licking her breasts . . . because it's [[{{Ecchi}} that kind of series.]]
* In {{Hellsing}}, Alucard and Anderson start a fight in a museum. Seras breaks it up by guiding a group of {{Japanese Tourist}}s through said battle. Cue this trope.
* In ''Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar'' a few Golan soldiers tried to hide among the statues, waiting to ambush any intruders. Subverted in that the intruder is Kenshiro, who detected and killed them before they were able to do anything.

* Done in a ''ComicStrip/LilAbner'' strip when Sandra Deepfreeze is pretending to be a statue (quite successfully, since she happens to be [[TakenForGranite frozen in 'blue ice']] at the time) and a bunch of art critics disparage her appearance for not being pretentiously abstract enough. This makes her so angry she thaws out.
* Roman Secret Service agent Dubbelosix does this in one ''{{Asterix}}'' volume, while covered entirely in gray dust. It is surprisingly effective.
* Parodied in a TheSimpsons comic, when the police dress up as statues to catch "El Barto". Bart and Lisa watch them.
-->"If you squint your eyes and ignore the blinking and breathing, they do sort of look like statues."
-->"I wonder if they left parts of their bodies unpainted to allow their pores to breathe?" *sees supposed statue being taken away in ambulance* "Guess not."
* Happens in a very early issue of ''Cat Claw'', when the titular heroine is in a mall at night trying to find a suitable hero costume, and tries to hide from some burglars by posing as a half-dressed mannequin. It almost works, until one of the burglars feel her up while remarking how "these things feel almost real" and she decks him. Mostly over the "almost real" remark.
* In one issue of {{Gen13}} Grunge and Roxy strike a suitable pose to hide among an array of marble statues. It works, mostly owing to Grunge being able to turn himself and what he's touching into various materials.
* [[ZigZaggingTrope Zig-Zagged]] by Angelo in an issue of ''GenerationX''. His mutant power is [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway having extra skin]]. It's usually treated as low-grade RubberMan power. Normally it would be useless when he's on the run from a [[FantasticRacism mutant-hunting]] villain, but when he finds himself in a carnival, that happens to have a wax museum, which happens to have a theme of movie monsters... [[spoiler: the X-Cutioner figures that Angelo is disguised as a GrimReaper-like figure with the face hidden in its hood, and blows that one up. Behind his back, the Mummy statue reveals himself as Angelo by unraveling his "bandages," stretching a flap of skin up to a skylight, and escaping that way.]]

* Creator/BusterKeaton pulls this gag more than once (see "Film/{{Cops}}" and "TheScarecrow.")
* ''Film/LandOfTheLost'' - Played straight and then subverted. Apparently, T-Rexes are too smart for that trick.
* It works in the first ''Franchise/JurassicPark''.
* This isn't always a comic trope. It's played seriously in ''Film/BladeRunner'', when Deckard is hunting down Pris and Roy at Sebastian's apartment. Sebastian makes lots of very realistic human-size doll-thingies, and Pris pretends to be one, which lets her manage a surprise attack on Deckard.
* Done in ''Film/TenaciousDInThePickOfDestiny''.
* ''Film/WildWildWest''. A group of armed {{Mooks}} hide as characters in paintings to guard a room from intruders. It almost works, until another character gives it away by looking at one of them. The GenreSavvy hero kills that mook, and then shoots every other picture.
* In the movie ''Film/IRobot'', WillSmith find himself looking for a rogue robot inside a factory that makes that exact model of robot. And the bot in question is very good at standing still...
* In a classic ''Little Rascals'' [[ShortFilm short]], Spanky and Alfalfa are being chased by Butch and the Woim and they run into a ballet theatre. In the next cut, they have put on ballerina costumes and wigs to hide as mannequins. Unfortunately, Alfalfa was dumb enough to answer Butch's question of where they are with "Nobody here but us dummies" while Spanky can only turn his head and glare at his friend, the only real dummy in that room.
* Film/JamesBond substitutes as a statue of ''himself'' in ''Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun'' in order to trick Scaramanga. Also done earlier in the film by Nick-Nack and a pair of sumo wrestlers to trick Bond.
** Played with in ''Film/TheLivingDaylights'' with Whittaker standing amongst a line of statues of famous historic military figures, initially unresponsive until the camera stops on him for a few seconds. It was more to impress Pushkin than to hide though - it doesn't impress him in the slightest.
* Mystique does it in the ''Film/{{X-Men}}'' movie. Helps that she's a VoluntaryShapeshifter.
* In the horror film ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pilBYGK-0 Amusement]]'', the killer hides by pretending to be a [[spoiler:life-sized clown doll in a room full of clown dolls.]]
* ''Film/{{ET|The Extraterrestrial}}'' hides from Elliot's mother by pretending to be one of Gertie's stuffed dolls.
* Ivan Bunsha pretends to be part of a sculpture when fleeing the Streltsy in ''IvanVasilievich''.
** Miloslavsky also gets into a suit of armor to hide.
** In ''Operation "Y"'', another Leonid Gaidai film, one of the robbers pretends to be a mannequin standing between two actual mannequins. It works.
* Bagheera does this in ''Disney/TheJungleBook'', as there are a bunch of statues of panthers in the ruined human city, with one conveniently empty spot for him to sit in and assume the same pose as the statues. Even though he's solid black and they are light gray, he goes unnoticed by the monkeys who pass right by him.
* There's a moment in ''{{Zardoz}}'' where the resurrected Arthur Frayn conceals himself amongst a group of wax figures, so he can startle Zed by coming to life.
* Done in the first live action ''Film/ScoobyDoo'' movie, when the gang is on the run from mooks in a haunted house. In classic Scooby Doo style they manage to climb into suits of armor in two seconds flat.
* Done in ''TheMuppetMovie'', when Fozzie and Kermit were trying to escape from Doc Hopper in their rainbow colored Studebaker. They pulled up in front of a billboard with wild coloring that exactly matched the car.
* TheWitchWatch has a darker example, where the guards of the BigBad routinely get mistaken for statues, possibly because of magic. It doesn't end well for people.
* Done ''both ways'' in 'ShanghaiKnights'' - the scene starts with Chon Wang and Roy o'Bannon entering a waxworks museum to track down the boy who stole the Imperial Seal from them, and Wang walks right past two waxworks who turn out to be two Mooks sent by the BigBad after the same thing. Wang tries to battle them, then makes his escape, just as more Mooks head his way - upon which he goes completely still, and they miss him entirely.
* In ''HomeAlone'' Kevin hides from the Wet Bandits by becoming part of the 1/2 scale Nativity scene outside his church. They run right past without a second glance, or even a first.
* In ''PaulBlartMallCop'', Blart puts on a hockey goalie uniform and stands still outside a sporting goods store, pretending to be a display mannequin -- not to hide from the bad guys, per se, but to get the drop on the first one to walk by him. Obviously, the fact that he was wearing a mask probably helped the illusion.
* ''They Call Me Bruce'' (1982). Bruce is being chased by gangsters, so he hides in a dress shop disguised as a dummy. The gangsters are GenreSavvy however, so one of them stabs each dummy. As he's about to stab Bruce, the shop owner shrieks distracting their attention so Bruce can change his position in the line.

* Incredibly subtly done in ''Discworld/{{Pyramids}}'', by Mericet, the Assassin's Guild instructor, who hides as a gargoyle from Teppic. In fact, the only clue you have that he did it is the description of him "wiping grey dust off his bony face". Of course, in this case it also helps that there are animate Gargoyles in the Discworld.
** Also, the Death of Rats briefly took the place of the cardboard fairy atop a Hogswatch tree in ''Discworld/{{Hogfather}}''.
** The dragon from ''Discworld/GuardsGuards'' was mistaken for a piece of rooftop statuary by the Night Watch. It's unclear if this was a deliberate ruse, or if the creature just happened to be sleeping there.
* Corran Horn tries this in an ''XWingSeries'' novel; he's in the Emperor's private museum of Jedi memorabilia and he even puts on the old robe one of the statues or models was wearing. It was dark, and this ''almost'' worked, but the Imperials looking for him noticed that unlike all the others, his face and [[EyeScream eyes]] hadn't been gouged. Fortunately he'd also come across a working Lightsaber.
* In one installment of the French ''Langelot XXX'' series, the protagonist must suddenly hide in the workshop of a light artist and decides to impersonate a customized ''trompe l'oeil'' holographic statue of himself. This necessitates not just standing still, but actually ''repeating the same characteristic movement'' whenever the suspicious inspector walks past him. Needless to say, [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome he pulls it off]].
* One of Susan Dexter's early fantasy novels has a scene where a young wizard hides a dancing girl from pursuit by disguising her as a statue in a courtyard. She's not actually frozen, but has to use her dance skills to hold perfectly still for several hours so the illusion won't be broken until she can slip away under cover of darkness.
* Done in ''WelkinWeasels: Vampire Voles'' when Scruff is hiding from Count Flistagga in the crypt.
* In ''TheWitchWatch'', the guards on the villain's estate are made to look like statues by an illusion, which fools everyone except wizards until they move.

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* There's also a very NightmareFuel-ish version in ''HighlanderTheSeries''. The enemy of the moment an evil clown/mime, has a room FULL of mannequins with painted faces and identical clothing. He hides among them for the chance to stab Duncan.
* On ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'' Dr. Kelso pretends to be part of the painted mural outside the hospital. Dr. Cox has to literally touch his arm to convince him to give up the act.
-->'''Doctor Cox:''' Bob? I am physically touching your arm now. ({{beat}}) Oh, for God's sake, Bob. You're three-dimensional.
* Done in an episode of ''TheSuiteLifeOnDeck'' where Zack, Cody and Bailey put on white paint and pretend to be greco-roman-esque statues. Points for the fact that they interact with their teachers and Mr. Moseby and no one notices.
-->'''Ms. Tutveiler:''' ''(To Moseby)'' Mr. Moseby? Does those statues look familiar to you?
-->'''Mr. Moseby:''' ''(Slightly annoyed)'' [[CrowningMomentOfFunny How old do you think I am?]]
* In an episode of ''SavedByTheBell'', Zack, Kelly, Lisa, Screech, Jessie and Slater all dress in wedding clothes and pose as store mannequins [[spoiler:in an attempt to hide from two guys who they believe are after them on account of a paper bag full of money.]] This produces some amusing poses as the group continues to bicker when no one else is around.
* Each time ElChapulinColorado has to help somebody in a museum, this eventually happens, more often pulled by El Chapulín himself.
* Lucy of ''ILoveLucy'' has been known to do this a time or two.
* ''Series/GetSmart'' When in a KAOS bad guy's formal garden, his standoff with Max is broken by the reveal of a CONTROL agent posing as a statue - unbroken when a KAOS agent is also a statue - then again when ''another'' CONTROL agent...eventually the KAOS guy has to give up, as he's all out of statues.
* In one episode of ''Series/TheSarahJaneAdventures'', Clyde hides from some robots by pretending to be a store mannaquin.
* There's (possibly more than one) ''Series/TheBennyHillShow'' sketch where Benny's character is pretending to be a statue when a sexy maid comes in and starts dusting him between the legs with a feather duster...
* In the ''[[Series/OutOfJimmysHead Re-Animated]]'' PilotMovie, Jimmy tries to evade [[MadScientist Sonny Appleday]], and takes the opportunity to test Sonny's stupidity by [[PaperThinDisguise simply acting out the Milt Appleday hologram presentation]] from [[BrickJoke earlier in the film]]. Sonny turns away screaming for him, then turns back when [[OhCrap Jimmy stutters]] on saying "[[NonindicativeName Crocco the Alligator]]".
* In the second season of ''{{Blackadder}}'', every episode's closing credits came with a CouchGag where Edmund chases an annoying minstrel around a garden; in one episode, the minstrel poses as a statue and bonks Edmund on the head [[InstrumentOfMurder with his lute]] the moment Edmund's back is turned.
* ''WizardsOfWaverlyPlace'' in that episode with the paintings Mona Lisa hides behind the frame.
* ''Series/BatMan'': Used a few times by the villains of the show to surprise the Dynamic Duo.
** "The Joker is Wild". The Joker hides himself and his band in statues from the Comedian Hall of Fame.
** The Riddler pulls this trick with all his henchmen in Madam's Soleil's House of Wax in "The Ring of Wax".
** And in "The Zodiac Crimes", Joker’s moll Venus (and some of his goons) disguise themselves as statues of the Gotham City Museum of Modern Art.
* Used to HORRIFYING effect by the Weeping Angels of ''Series/DoctorWho'' fame. They're living creatures, but as soon as you look at them (or observe them) they turn into stone statues. Oh, and they move at very high speed. So if you are looking at one about fifty feet away, then blink, BAM! They're right there.
** Taken to its extreme in "The Time of Angels" when a Weeping Angel hides out in a giant multi-storey cavern filled entirely with thousands of statues. [[spoiler:Except no, they're not statues. '''''They're all [[OhCrap Weeping Angels]]'''''.]]
* In an episode of AreYouBeingServed, Miss Brahms poses as a mannequin to avoid the notice of a couple of robbers. Of course, she sneezes and is taken hostage.

* In ''Kids Praise 2'', two boys, freaked out by the sight of an approaching troop of kids being led by a giant anthropomorphic songbook, pretend to be statues to avoid being noticed.

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* In ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'', [[OurGargoylesRock gargoyles]] can very easily disguise themselves as stone statues thanks to their rocky skin.

* Has apparently been done in some productions of Theatre/TwelfthNight when Toby Belch and his accomplices eavesdrop on Malvolio reading the fake love letter.
* At the end of ''Theatre/TheWintersTale'' Hermione (long since believed dead but actually in hiding) is disguised as a statue so she can effect a "magical" resurrection in front of Leontes. (That's assuming one doesn't accept the [[TakenForGranite alternative interpretation]].)

* VideoGame/DeusExHumanRevolution has this happen with Namir. You think you've cornered the BigBad in a room full of very odd statues of skinless humans constantly switching poses, then Namir (whose augmentations make him look like this naturally), who was standing behind you the entire time and acting like the rest of the statues, grabs you from behind and throws you against the wall.
* ''VideoGame/{{BioShock|1}}'' has 'Plastered Splicers' in Fort Frolic that appear as statues until awoken by a certain event. At which point they all attack the player in complete silence.
* ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerRedAlert2'': The Allied Mirage Tank has the ability to [[MobileShrubbery disguise itself as a tree when not moving]]. One of his quotes? "Nobody here but us trees!"
* You can have Snake pull this trick early in ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots'', with the help of his active camouflage, which makes his suit match the texture of the statues. Do it too many times, though, and Snake will accidentally snap the nads off another statue while posing.
** Before that there was ''VideoGame/MetalGear2'', which featured several rooms full of mannequin soldiers, with a couple of real soldiers hiding among them. Alert players would have to keep an eye on their radar to see which ones were real.
* A strange (and terrifying) version similar to this trope occurs in ''VideoGame/SilentHill3''. When Heather walks into a room full of mannequins, only for nothing useful to be in the room, she turns to leave. A hideous scream is then heard, and if the player chooses to walk back over to a particular mannequin, it will be covered in blood. Knowing [[Franchise/SilentHill this series]], this could mean [[EpilepticTrees any number of things]], none of which are comforting, but many speculate that this means that ''[[ParanoiaFuel every mannequin in the game is actually a monster and is watching you]].''
* Franchise/SlyCooper can do this in the second Prague episode of ''VideoGame/Sly2BandOfThieves'' to hide from some {{Mooks}} looking for him.
* In ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3'', the Tanooki costume has the power of temporarily turning into a statue, which monsters will just walk past.
* Mario gets disguised in this manner (with a full-body gold paint job) to infiltrate Nimbus Castle in ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG''. It works perfectly, except that there's a minigame involved: an irritated Dodo marches in and takes out his frustration on the statues, and you have to jump his beak. Jump too early, or get hit by the beak, and he catches you. If you succeed, you get a special item, but still drop your disguise after a couple guards take out their frustration on you with spears.
* In a few rooms in ''VideoGame/SuperPrincessPeach'', Peach must copy the pose of the statues as the wall opens its eyes, or else the wall will eat her.
* Zack in ''ZackAndWiki'' has to do this before he gets a weapon.
* In VideoGame/{{Blood}}, levels are peppered with gargoyle statues. Some of them are [[MistakenForGranite real gargoyles]] in disguise. Some aren't, and there isn't any way to tell [[ParanoiaFuel which are]].
* Gargoyles in [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim TES 5: Dawnguard]] behave more or less the same as ones from VideoGame/{{Blood}}.

* The BoardGame of ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' has Haley's Hide skill demonstrated by standing in a dramatic position upon a podium.
* In [[http://dawnoftimecomics.com/index.php?id=277 this]] ''Webcomic/DawnOfTime'' strip, when Dawn and her triceratops Blue are being chased by paleontologists in the 19th century, Blue takes refuge in a garden of dinosaur sculptures. The gag being that none of the sculptures (which are based on real ones) looks ''anything'' like the modern conception of what dinosaurs looked like.
* [[CityOfReality Ian Samson's]] ''[[http://www.kdingo.net/champ/pics/main.php?g2_itemId=2344 Idle Minds]]'' combines this with TakenForGranite, by having a girl petrified but conscious so she can spy on the BigBad. She finds the experience... unusual.

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* The Beast hiding amongst a bunch of gargoyles in the climatic fight in ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast''
* TheIronGiant poses as one of Dean's junk sculptures to escape the army. Earlier, he stands in front of an Astro Burger billboard to hide from Dean.
* On ''Disney/{{Mulan}}'', Shang Yu hides as one of the statues atop the Imperial Palace.
* Justin in ''TheSecretOfNIMH'' hides among the toy soldiers guarding the entrance to the rats' council hall to play a prank on Mr. Ages.
* ''BeeMovie'', the bee poses in front a can of Bumblee tuna.
* Nearly any ScoobyDoo series, including the live action movie.
* WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes:
** "Daffy Doodles": Police officer Porky holds a frame in front of him to catch a graffiti artist (Daffy) who keeps drawing mustaches on posters.
** "Louvre Come Back To Me": A cat pounces at Pepe [=LePew=] in the halls of the Louvre, but when he catches a whiff of Pepe's aroma, he freezes in mid-air, turns pale and falls to pieces. Pepe then muses out loud how he doesn't get modern sculpture.
** "A Hare Grows In Manhattan": Bugs Bunny hides from a bulldog in an Egyptian-themed billboard.
** "From Hare to Heir": Yosemite Sam hides in a (miniature) suit of armor on a staircase to ambush Bugs, but whiffs with his axe and falls 10 stories, cursing all the while.
** Gossamer tried this once with a suit of armor, but his hair leaked out of the edges of the parts of the suit.
* Goliath and Lexington pull this off among a roof-full of their structural descendants to ambush The Pack in ''WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}}''.
** Later in the ''Goliath Chronicles'' Lexington poses as a doll in a toy story. Leading to this exchange:
--> '''Store Owner:''' These things get uglier every year. ''(walks off)''
--> '''Lexington:''' ''(under his breath)'' Who's ugly?
** Needless to say, the gargoyles' daylight "stone sleep" makes invoking this trope both mandatory and extremely convincing from dawn to dusk.
* Done by [[GenreSavvy 21 and 24]] in ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'' by pretending to be exhibits in a museun. They even Lampshaded it. Doesn't hurt that they had another person who wasn't doing this to distract the pursuer. Then get surprised by the Pirate Captain, who ''they'' mistook for part of another exhibit.
* The first episode of ''WhereOnEarthIsCarmenSandiego ?'' Zack and Ivy try to hide from Carmen's henchmen in an art museum. They try to hide by posing as statues. The henchmen recognize them right away and capture the two. Ivy berates Zack for such a stupid plan.
* Occurs accidentally-- and gets [[DiscussedTrope discussed]]-- in a ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode when the robotic janitor at the Wax Robot Museum (who happens to be made of wax) takes a break, and Fry mistakes him for an exhibit.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' episode "It's About Time", Twilight Sparkle sneaks into the Canterlot Archives with Pinkie Pie and Spike ([[ItMakesSenseInContext for reasons that made perfect sense at the time]]). At one point, Twilight disguises herself as a statue to avoid an approaching guard, and encourages Pinkie Pie and Spike to do the same. Hilariously enough, it seems to work. However, this is later subverted, as the guard apparently ''did'' notice Twilight, and he just wrote off the behavior as another of Twilight's odd character tics. And Twilight wasn't doing anything wrong (she was ''allowed'' in both the Royal Garden and the Archives), so she had no reason to hide from the guard anyway.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime'' episode "Partners", Bumblebee tries to get Airachnid by pretending to be hit with the Immobilizer
* In the ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitchTheSeries'' episode "Sample", Lilo, Stitch and the titular [[MonsterOfTheWeek experiment of the week]] attempt to hide from the self-proclaimed alien hunters Merwin and Dean as tiki statues. Which works... until Sample blows their cover.

[[folder:Real Life]]
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassandra_Peterson Cassandra Peterson]] once did this at a wax museum for a ''Series/CandidCamera'' - type show.
* Done naughtily in a segment for the "adult" ''Candid Candid Camera'' video spinoff series in the 1980s ("they're a little more candid"). A nude woman pretends to be a white marble Greco-Roman statue in a museum to fool an unsuspecting curator [[WhatAnIdiot (who, incredibly, failed to notice the woman's pretty conspicuous patch of brown pubic hair)]].
* Happens at least twice on the 80s British game show ''Treasure Hunt'', with "waxworks" coming to life to startle the runner and give her the next clue.
* Increasingly common are [[StreetPerformer street artists]] dressed up as stone or metal statues, standing still for a while and then suddenly deciding to move in a nicely choreographed manner. They can be quite good at scaring the shit out of unsuspecting tourists, although probably mostly due to the UncannyValley rather than [[ViewersAreMorons actually being mistaken for real statues]].
* In the London Dungeon museum, the employees wearing heavy make-up often stand still among the various wax figures, to scare the unsuspecting visitors. All part of the historical experience, of course.
* This is a common prank pulled by visitors to wax museums, since the statues are so realistic it can be hard to tell it a person is real or fake is they are perfectly still.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MBkDhsaUnU Troy Polamalu]] did this recently.
** As did [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYCNbDLbpIo Ozzy Osbourne]].
* [[http://failblog.org/2012/05/02/epic-fail-fail-nation-ive-seen-this-movie-fail/ Miranda Hart]] has a go.