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->'''Lisa:''' Bart, that's tomorrow night's dinner! \\
'''Bart:''' ''You're'' tomorrow night's dinner. \\
'''Lisa:''' MOOOM, Bart took what I said and made it into an insult!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

[[JustForFun/DescribeTopicHere Describe No, You here.]]

''[[SelfDemonstratingArticle No, ''You'' describe No, You here!]] ...[[LogicBomb Strange.]]''

The act of replying to an insult by simply saying "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin No, you!]]" or something similar, meaning that said insult applies more to the person giving it than the person receiving it.

Omnipresent in schools, especially middle to high schools. Among adults, it's generally considered to be a [[LameComeback fairly weak riposte]], though in some cases [[SoUnfunnyItsFunny it may still manage to be humorous]] (if only due to the speaker's sheer lack of wit and creativity or responding to an innocuous statement with a random insult).

Similar comebacks:
* "I know you are, but what am I?"
* "It takes one to know one!"
* The childhood classic, "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!"
* "You are the one who is [X]!" and its variant, "It is you who is [X]!" Bonus points if calling a person [X] is completely nonsensical.
* "Your [[YourMom mom]]/face/butt/ass is [X]!"
* "So's your old man!"
* "Well, look who's talking!"
* "I've met bad guys better than you."
* "Pot. Kettle. Black."
* The "adult" equivalent: "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."
** Similarly: "Are you sure you're not just [[PsychologicalProjection projecting]]?"
* "Right back at you!"
* "It's the other way around."
* "[X] says otherwise."
A common gag is for someone to make a YourMom joke to [[SiblingRivalry their own sibling]] and get this response, only for them to both notice the irony a moment later. A slightly sharper sibling might just retort "she's your mom too!" in the first place.

Sometimes this is used as a PreAsskickingOneLiner or a ShutUpHannibal. See also YouExclamation, LameComeback, BigStupidDoodooHead, IWillShowYouX, ArgumentOfContradictions, VerbThis, VolleyingInsults, and AtLeastIAdmitIt.

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!!Examples:
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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* In ''Manga/BlackClover'', the [[AdaptationExpansion anime version]] of the fight between Asta and Yami versus Dante has the Anti Magic Devil cap it off with this trope. In this particular instance, it's played for awesomeness.
-->'''Dante:''' I am... ''[[DrunkWithPower immortal!]]'' '''''THIS IS THE END!'''''\\
''(Yami passess his katana to Asta, who infuses it with AntiMagic and prepares to cut down Dante)''\\
'''Anti Magic Devil:''' Yeah. For ''you''.
* ''Anime/BlackLion'': In the infamously bad dub, the villain calls one of the hero's plans "too stupid". The hero responds soon after with, "I'M stupid?! YOU are the one that is stupid!"
* In ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'', during their third and final fight, Grimmjow pins down Ichigo, commends him for being able to keep his Hollow mask on for longer, and tells him that it would be boring if it were to break like in their last fight as he tries to impale him with his bare hand. Ichigo [[PunchCatch catches Grimmjow's hand]] and throws his own words back at him.
-->'''Ichigo:''' It would be boring if my mask broke? Don't make me laugh!\\
''(slashes Grimmjow across the chest)''\\
'''Ichigo:''' [[HeyThatsMyLine That's my line]], Grimmjow! It would be boring otherwise, so don't undo your [[OneWingedAngel sword release]]!
* ''Manga/DeathNote'': [[DoNotAdjustYourSet When Lind L. Tailor calls him "evil" in a televised broadcast]] [[BerserkButton Light begins shouting]] a loud MotiveRant at his television which concludes with those who oppose the God of the New World ([[AGodAmI him]])... "are the ones who are truly evil!"
* In ''Anime/DigimonAdventure'', Puppetmon insults [=MetalEtemon=]. [=MetalEtemon=] responds with "Oh, yeah? Well, I'm metal and you're wood! Whatever you say bounces off me and splits you in half!"
* ''Anime/DragonBallZ'': Vegeta, during the losing half of his fight with Android 18:
-->'''Vegeta:''' You should be impressed. Very few are willing to train as intensely as I have for this kind of power!\\
'''Android 18:''' How sad, to work so hard... for so little.\\
'''Vegeta:''' Sad ''FOR YOU!''
* In ''Anime/FinalFantasyUnlimited'', when Kaze is fighting Fungus in the latter's homeworld, Fungus (who seems immortal thanks to his ability to regenerate himself) taunts Kaze by saying that this will be where he dies. Kaze's response is simply to point at Fungus and say "No, YOU'RE the one who will die here!"
* ''Anime/PokemonTheOriginalSeries'': In "Ash Catches a Pokémon", when Misty freaks out about Ash's Caterpie:
-->'''Misty:''' Ash, put that slimy thing back in the Pokéball! Bugs are one of the three most disgusting things in the world!
-->'''Ash:''' Aside from ''you'', what are the other disgusting things?
* When Rhi'a [[LivingCrashpad lands on her face]] in ''Manga/SandsOfDestruction'', Morte complains that she got her face dirty. Rhi'a retorts that her shoes aren't dirty; Morte's face is what dirtied her shoes!
* In ''Manga/{{Sazanka}}'', When Aoi gets tired of her and Tatsuki's mutual friend calling Tatsuki an "aspie" when Tatsuki zones out (as Aoi recently found out, Tatsuki does, in fact, have Asperger's).
-->'''Aoi:''' Stop that. It's getting boring.\\
'''"[[NoNameGiven Friend A]]":''' What? Y-You're boring, Aoi!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Asian Animation]]
* ''Animation/HappyHeroes'': In Season 7 episode 6, the sick monster tries to get to Careful S. through a crowd of people who were waiting for him. The monster tries to get past an elderly woman, calling her an "old lady" as he does so... only to be knocked back by the woman, who shouts "YOU'RE an old lady!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* ''ComicBook/ScottPilgrim'': Scott aspires to this trope. Unfortunately, his comebacks are generally even lamer. In the second volume Scott rages against his roommate Wallace ending with the childish "I'm rubber, you're glue", almost unreadable.
* In ''ComicBook/CivilWar2006'', ComicBook/CaptainAmerica states that this should be your response to those who try to bully you into moving away from your convictions, albeit in a more eloquent way.
-->"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole world — [='=]''No, you move.''[='=]"
* In the comic book adaptation of ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingChanAndTheChanClan'' episode 1:
-->'''Suzie:''' I thought you said you felt like a pizza!\\
'''Stanley:''' Yeah? Well you ''look'' like a pizza!
* ''ComicBook/HaloBloodLine'': Two Covenant Grunts are introduced yelling "No you!" at each other in English. One of their commanders wonders out loud if they actually understand the words they're speaking or are just parroting human phrases.
* At the end of the ''ComicBook/ChickTracts'' "Somebody Goofed", the protagonist ends up in hell and his atheist friend reveals himself to be Satan in disguise.
-->'''Boy:''' Hey friend, remember all those things you told me? '''You were wrong''' -- you goofed!\\
'''Satan:''' ''No,'' little buddy '''I''' wasn't wrong! '''You''' were wrong! '''You''' didn't accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your ''personal'' savior!
* ''ComicBook/SpiderMenII'': The comic starts with [[Characters/MarvelComicsPeterParker Peter Parker]] and [[Characters/MarvelComicsMilesMorales Miles Morales]] having such a discussion
-->'''Miles Morales:''' Man, you have some nerve!\\
'''Peter Parker:''' Me? I have some nerve? You have some nerve for saying that I have some nerve!\\
'''Miles Morales:''' You said this was my fault? This?! Well, yeah man, then you got some nerve!
* ''ComicBook/XMen:'' In their first meeting with [[PintsizedPowerhouse Jahf]], Guardian of the M'kraan Crystal, Cyclops advises Wolverine to be careful. Wolverine shoots back "''You'' be careful." All while failing to notice Jahf is winding up for a punch...
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''Fanfic/BetterLivingThroughScienceAndPonies'':
** In the bonus chapter, when Celestia hints that [[YouAreFat GlaDOS is fat]], the latter goes on an angry rant about how fat Celestia supposedly is.
--->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' I AM NOT FAT! You are fat! You are disgustingly fat! You're so fat that when you jump into an ocean whales think 'look at that huge fat thing. It must be another whale'. You're the fat one!
** Similarly, after Celestia suggests that "Gladys" might be malfunctioning, [=GLaDOS=] accuses her of being the malfunctioning one.
--->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' I am not malfunctioning. You're malfunctioning. I'm the only one here who's not malfunctioning, which is sad, because it's sad to see a freakish fat tyrant like you malfunction so egregiously.
* ''Fanfic/BoysUndSenshado'': After Shiho Nishizumi, [[spoiler:having officially disowned Miho]], starts denouncing Miho as a disgrace, only for [[OriginalCharacter Akio]] to use this as a lead-in to a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech.
-->'''Shiho:''' Miho isn't a Nishizumi, she doesn't act as one and is a disgrace to the family name-- (''Akio barges in'')\\
'''Akio:''' The only one here that's a disgrace here is you, Nishizumi.
* ''Fanfic/FrozenHeartsSakume'': Prince Harald, on the losing side of a debate involving his brothers, complains about the majority's decision.
-->'''Harald:''' If our kingdom falls... it will be due to all of you. Remember that.\\
'''Heins:''' No, if our kingdom falls, it will be due to you, Harald!
* ''Fanfic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic'': After Ace Ray complains about Rhymey's rhyming, Rhymey protests that his rhyming is perfectly natural, capping it off with this couplet.
-->''"There is nothing wrong with what I do.\\
But I would say something is wrong with you."''
* ''Fanfic/NecessaryToWin'': This happens in the argument over whether Miho should join the tankery team. Yuzu's less than comfortable about Anzu trying to pressgang Miho into joining, but knows Anzu won't back down, and so tries to defuse the situation. Saori, however, assumes Yuzu thinks Anzu's behavior is acceptable, and protests; Saori's use of this trope is proof that the argument is devolving into a shouting match.
-->'''Yuzu:''' I...I think it might be best for you to apologize, right?\\
'''Saori:''' No, ''you'' need to apologize!
* ''Fanfic/ASongOfSilkAndSaplings'': In one scene, Kabbu compares Vi's excitement to a kid who just saw an exciting play. Vi, who's touchy about her age, protests that she's not a kid, to which Lief responds that it's just a simile. Vi, who doesn't know what that word means, retorts with "''You're'' a simile!"
* ''Fanfic/SoullessShellRedwall'': After Leif tricks Arnold into confessing to rape and sentences him to death, Arnold says that he hopes that Leif burns in Hell. Leif replies that, no, that's where Arnold is going.
-->'''Arnold:''' [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Dam]] you Leif I hope you burn in hell.\\
'''Leif:''' Oh no Arnold that's where your going.
* ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony'' combines this with Prince Blueblood's Shatner-esque speech patterns, to odd effect.
-->'''Blueblood:''' I believe that goes against... several, ''safety'' regulations! \\
'''Rarity:''' Shut up. \\
'''Blueblood:''' No! ... You!
* ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo'': During their first battle, Hol Horse calls Polnareff an unflattering nickname, and then Polnareff calls Horse a variation of that nickname.
* Common in YouTubePoop. For example, in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvW8jcNqU3E "Friendship is Magnets"]].
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight Sparkle:]]''' Fluttershy! You have a wonderful talent dealing with all sorts of animals!\\
'''Fluttershy:''' No you.\\
'''Rainbow Dash:''' Oh come on! We've seen you walk right up to [[ManipulativeEditing a whore]] like it was nothing!\\
'''Fluttershy:''' No you.
* When Misato and Shinji are having a heated conversation in ''WebVideo/EvAbridged 2.0'':
-->'''Shinji:''' Well at least I don't have a drinking problem.\\
'''Misato:''' Your face has a drinking problem!\\
'''Shinji:''' Misato, you're drunk.\\
'''Misato:''' Your face is drunk!\\
'''Shinji:''' Misato?\\
'''Misato:''' WHAT?!\\
'''Shinji:''' You're an ignoramus!\\
'''Misato:''' Your face is an anus!
* In ''Fanfic/{{Kage}}'', this is exchanged when [[EmpoweredBadassNormal Jade]] (under the influence of her SuperpoweredEvilSide) has subdued [[BlackAndWhiteMorality Caleb]] and [[HeroAntagonist the Guardians]] in their first confrontation.
-->'''Caleb:''' YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!\\
'''Jade:''' No, you are the ones who won't get away with pursuing me, insulting me, and humiliating me.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10324605/9/Complications Complications]]'':
-->'''Draco:''' Your laying on the floor like a dumb wanker makes sense now.\\
'''Harry:''' You're the wanker.
* In this [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10551586/1/How-it-Should-Have-Been-Written-Arthur-s-Big-Hit retelling]] of "WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'s Big Hit":
-->'''D.W:''' You're bad!\\
'''Arthur:''' NO YOU ARE!
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11886708/1/Opening-Salvo Opening Salvo]]'':
-->'''Draco:''' Even I can hear that something is wrong, Potter. You sound like you've had too much to drink.\\
'''Harry:''' No, ''you'' sound that way.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13247979/16/Three-Black-Birds Three Black Birds]]'':
-->'''Roderick:''' Is this going to be us studying a lot for a month, and then you pull out the answer at the end when we've given up?\\
'''Master Jerome:''' Would you prefer that? I thought you were Ravenclaws.\\
'''Daphne:''' We ''are''! Ignore Roderick, he's stupid.\\
'''Roderick:''' ''You're'' stupid. I just meant--you know, never mind.
* ''Fanfic/UsAndThem'':
** In the sequel ''Life Renewed'', when [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]] finds a [[AlternateUniverse pregnant Aeris]] stuffing her face he tells her she's making a mess. She retorts, "''You're making a mess!"
** In the side story "D-List Celebrities", their daughter, Remi, speaking to an obnoxious sales rep and generally driving him crazy, eventually calls her inbred, to which she responds, "Inbred? Now you're going to insult me? You're inbred, how about that?"
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3389525/24/Stronger-Than-Hope Stronger Than Hope]]'' Harry tries to trap Voldemort's mind in his own after [[ItMakesSenseInContext poisoning himself]], but fails. Snape kicks Voldemort out before he can possess Harry.
-->'''Harry:''' You ''bastard''.\\
'''Snape:''' It would not have worked.\\
'''Harry:''' ''You'' won't work. No antivenin can be brewed for the Medea's Draught.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5047623/6/Foundations Foundations]]'' George tests [=TruthWhisky=] on the people gathered at the Burrow for his mother's Boxing Day dinner.
-->'''Harry:''' Would a warning have hurt?\\
'''George:''' Not for product testing, old boy. Everyone knows that blind testing is the most effective method—it's a necessary evil.\\
'''Harry:''' You're a necessary evil.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5269123/1/Stalking-Harry-Potter Stalking Harry Potter]]'':
-->'''Harry:''' This is so stupid.\\
'''Draco:''' ''You're'' so stupid.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2682144/2/Family-Night Family Night]]'':
-->'''Harry:''' We have my [invisibility] cloak.\\
'''Draco:''' Yes, but it's not going to hide sound and you can't seem to shut up.\\
'''Harry:''' You shut up.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7563226/1/Benefaction Benefaction]]'' Draco takes offence to being told [[CallingMeALogarithm he has astigmatism]].
-->'''Pansy:''' Oh, Draco, shut it! It just means your eyeball's an odd shape now.\\
'''Draco:''' My eyeball isn't an odd shape, thank you. ''You're'' an odd shape!
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8762425/3/Unexpected-Effects Unexpected Effects]]'':
-->'''Snape:''' Stop talking.\\
'''Harry:''' ''You'' stop talking.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6624252/13/Nocturnal-or-Year-of-the-Cat Nocturnal, or Year of the Cat]]'' Ron gets annoyed when he loses a staring contest with an owl.
-->'''Ron:''' I'm ''sorry''. I thought owls were capable of playing ''fair''!\\
'''Luna:''' Owls are alright, but they're not averse to attacking you when your back is turned.\\
'''Hermione:''' Ron, it's a ''bird''.\\
'''Ron:''' ''You're'' a bird...
* ''Webcomic/{{Defragmentation}}'': After the Pink Addison agrees to take in Spamton while he's rebooting, Orange keeps cracking jokes about Spamton punching Pink.
-->'''Orange''': Tell me when he punches you in the face!\\
'''Pink''': I'm going to punch YOU in the face.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14009079/134/The-Family-that-Chooses-You The Family that Chooses You]]'':
-->'''Lyla:''' Stop being so gross you two. Stop flirting in front of everyone.\\
'''Harry:''' Sorry.\\
'''Katie:''' Don't be sorry. She's just being a brat.\\
'''Lyla:''' Your face is a brat.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14055452/1/Trouble-is-My-Middle-Name Trouble is My Middle Name]]'':
-->'''Mack:''' I like you too, but I guess that isn't really a secret. Here's mine. My full name is Mackenzie Taire Blathin. I told you my middle name is trouble.\\
'''Harry:''' Your name is Mackenzie Trouble Little Flower? You're such a girl.\\
'''Mack:''' You're a girl.
* ''WebVideo/TheBuggerAnthology'': Dalek Jast and a pair of Cybermen get into an argument over who will identify themselves first. The second time Jast orders them to identify, a Cyberman repeats back what Jast said with additional emphasis on the word "you".
--> '''Dalek Jast:''' [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Identify yourself! ]]
\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: You will identify first. ]]
\\
'''Dalek Jast:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: You will identify! ]]
\\
'''Cyberman:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: ''You'' will identify. ]]

* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11814572/12/Summer Summer]]'':
-->'''Grover:''' That's a hot lump, you've got there. You're probably concussed.\\
'''Harry:''' ''You're'' concussed.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}}'': Isabela and Mirabel's conversation at the party prepping scene:
--> '''Isabela:''' A little sisterly advice. If you weren't always trying too hard, you wouldn't be in the way.\\
'''Mirabel:''' Actually, Isa, this is called helping. And I'm not in the way, you are. (''Runs into pillar'') ''Oof''!
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}'', there are two examples.
** When Anna learns that [[spoiler:Hans has been deceiving her all along, and now that she's going to die from Elsa's freezing curse, Hans]] is going to kill Elsa.
--->'''Anna:''' You're no match for Elsa.\\
'''[[spoiler:Prince Hans]]:''' No, ''[[KickTheDog you're]]'' no match for Elsa.
** She manages to get [[spoiler:Prince Hans]] back after [[spoiler:she saves Elsa from him by making a HeroicSacrifice, thereby making an act of true love that reverses the curse]].
--->'''[[spoiler:Prince Hans]]:''' But [[ThisCannotBe she]] [[spoiler:[[ThisCannotBe froze your heart!]]]]\\
'''Anna:''' [[ShutUpHannibal The only]] [[spoiler:[[ShutUpHannibal frozen heart]]]] [[ShutUpHannibal around here is]] ''[[ShutUpHannibal yours.]]'' *''Turns around to leave, before turning back to [[TalkToTheFist punch him in the face]]''*
* Belle does this on the Beast's behalf in ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast''; when Gaston declares the Beast to be a monster, Belle shouts, "He's no monster, Gaston, ''you'' are!" This causes Gaston, already teetering on the edge of a VillainousBreakdown, to break down completely.
* In ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsRainbowRocks'', this is Sonata Dusk's usual response to Aria Blaze's insults.
-->'''Aria:''' [That's] what you would have said if you weren't the worst.\\
'''Sonata:''' You are!
** There's also a darker variation between [[TheAtoner Sunset Shimmer]] and [[BigBad Adagio Dazzle]].
--->'''Sunset:''' You're never gonna get away with this.\\
'''Adagio:''' Why? [[NotSoDifferentRemark Because you didn't?]]
*** It's a rare case of this insult actually hitting home, both on its own and as a lead-in to a "BreakThemByTalking" lecture that shakes Sunset even further.
* In the climax for ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife'', when Hopper reminds the ants that they are meant to serve grasshoppers, Flik delivers this as part of a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech at Hopper:
-->'''Flik:''' You're wrong, Hopper. Ants are not meant to serve grasshoppers. I've seen these ants do great things, and year after year they somehow manage to pick food for themselves ''and'' you. So who is the weaker species? Ants don't serve grasshoppers! It's ''you'' who need ''us''! We're a lot stronger than you say we are... And you know it, don't you?
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Storks}}'': Tulip while being chased doesn't come up with the wittiest of comebacks.
-->'''Junior:''' You sound like a monkey!\\
'''Tulip:''' ''You'' sound like a monkey!
* ''WesternAnimation/{{The Lion King|1994}}'':
-->'''Mufasa:''' Don't turn your back on me, Scar!\\
'''Scar:''' Oh, no, Mufasa. Perhaps ''you'' shouldn't turn ''your'' back on ''me''.\\
'''Mufasa:''' ''(roars and runs over to Scar)'' Is that a ''challenge?!''
* In ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooOnZombieIsland'', we see Shaggy and Scooby have gotten jobs as airport security, sniffing out contraband... contraband food, that is. Their boss isn't happy to find they've given in to temptation and eaten all the evidence.
-->'''Boss:''' You... you ate all the contraband!\\
'''Shaggy:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Like, not all of it, boss.]] [[ExactWords There's still a couple of Gorgonzolas left.]]\\
'''Boss:''' ''You're'' a couple of Gorgonzolas! You're fired!
* ''WesternAnimation/Shrek1'': When Lord Farquaad shows up to taunt the Gingerbread Man while he's [[ColdBloodedTorture being interrogated]], it leads to this exchange:
-->'''Gingy:''' [[YouMonster You're a monster!]]\\
'''Farquaad:''' I'm not the monster here, ''you'' are! [[FantasticRacism You and that fairy tale trash]], poisoning my perfect world!
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{The Hunchback of Notre Dame|Disney}}'':
** Esmeralda does this indirectly by taking the jester's crown that fell off Quasimodo's head when he was [[ProducePelting attacked by the crowd]] and throwing it at Frollo's feet, saying "The only fool I see is you!"
** Much later, Quasimodo uses the phrase in [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech his speech]] towards Frollo:
--->'''Frollo:''' Now... now, listen to me, Quasimodo—
--->'''Quasimodo:''' NO, ''YOU'' LISTEN! All my life you've told me the world is a dark, cruel place! But now I see that the only thing dark and cruel about it is people like '''YOU!'''
* In ''WesternAnimation/TurningRed'', when a classmate asks Miriam what's with Mei, Miriam retorts "What's with your face?!".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/CrazyStupidLove'': After Hannah brushes off Jacob's advances:
-->'''Hannah:''' That's a double negative.\\
'''Jacob:''' You're a double negative.
* Used in ''Film/JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack'': "YOU are the ones who are the ball-lickers!"
* In ''Film/InBruges'', [[LondonGangster Harry's]] wife stops him as he's smashing the phone in frustration. "It's an inanimate fucking object!" ''"YOU'RE an inanimate fucking object!"'' [[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes He later apologizes for calling her that]].
* ''Franchise/StarWars'':
** In ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'', after Mace Windu tells [[LargeHam Palpatine]] he has lost, Sidious delivers [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KVIfpNG4w this eloquent rebuttal]]:
--->'''Palpatine:''' [[EvilSoundsRaspy No... No... No]], '''you''' will die!!
** Immediately followed by a third-person variation addressed to Anakin:
---> '''Palpatine:''' He's a traitor!\\
'''Mace:''' ''He'' is the traitor!
** And then there's Anakin's confrontation with Obi-Wan on Mustafar:
---> '''Obi-Wan:''' Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!\\
'''Anakin:''' From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
** Later, in ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi'', when Luke told Palpatine he was mistaken to think the Empire would defeat the Rebellion, Palpatine answered, "Oh no, my young Jedi. You will find, that it is you who are mistaken. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis About a great. Many. Things.]]"
* ''Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure'': "I know you are, but what am I?!"
* ''Film/SherlockHolmes2009'': "You wear a jacket."
* ''Film/{{Transformers|2007}}'': [[BlackAndNerdy Glen]] does this in response to [[AwesomeAussie Maggie]] calling him out for [[WithFriendsLikeThese trying to sell her out to the government agents holding them captive]] after they were caught decoding a Decepticon transmission signal.
-->'''Maggie:''' Glen, ''shut up''!\\
'''[[NoIndoorVoice Glen]]:''' '''NO, ''YOU'' SHUT UP!''' '''DON'T TALK TO ME!''' '''DON'T TALK TO ME, ''CRIMINAL''!!''' ({{Beat}}) [-Oh, [[MoodWhiplash sugar rush]]...-]
* Kíli in ''Film/TheHobbitAnUnexpectedJourney'' shows the emotional range of a seven-year-old when he and the other dwarves mistake Bilbo's claims that the dwarves had parasites to buy them time from being eaten by trolls as Bilbo betraying them.
-->'''Kíli:''' We don't have parasites! '''You''' have parasites!
* ''Film/WrongfullyAccused'': "No, YOU are the [[BigStupidDoodooHead pee pee head]]!"
* ''Film/{{Commando}}'': "[[PreMortemOneLiner Fuck you, asshole.]]" (''[[ItWorksBetterWithBullets Click!]]'') "Fuck '''you''', asshole!" (''[[MegatonPunch Smack!]]'')
* ''Film/TommyBoy'': " I think your brain has a thick candy shell." "Your... Your brain has the... shell on it."
* ''Film/GrandmasBoy2006''
-->'''Alex:''' You've been spending our rent money on Filipino hookers?\\
'''Josh:''' They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.\\
'''Mover #2:''' Yeah, they'll massage your cock for money.\\
'''Mover #1:''' There is a word for that... I think it's hooker!\\
'''Josh:''' You're a hooker!
* During the argument in the restaurant between Tony and Elvira in ''Film/{{Scarface 1983}}'', Tony flatly accuses her of being stoned. She says "I'm not stoned, you're stoned."
* ''Film/ForbiddenZone'': When Squizzit corrects Frenchy that his twin brother, Rene, is actually his sister. Flash tells that Rene only acts like a girl and a faggot. Squizzit said to Flash, "You're a faggot."
* ''Film/GoldenEye'':
** General Ouromov charges into the interrogation room just as Simonova reveals that Ourumov is responsible for the destruction of the Goldeneye base.
--->'''General Ourumov''': Defense minister, I must protest! This is my investigation! You're out of order!\\
'''Dimitri Mishkin''': From what I'm hearing it is you who is out of order!
** Later, when Bond confronts Trevelyan:
--->'''Trevelyan:''' Why can't you just be a good boy and die?\\
'''Film/JamesBond:''' You first.
* The climactic scene from ''Film/AndJusticeForAll'':
-->'''Judge Rayford:''' Mr. Kirkland you are out of order!\\
'''Arthur Kirkland:''' ''YOU'RE'' out of order! ''You're'' out of order! The whole ''trial'' is out of order!
* ''Film/TheCourtJester'':
-->'''King Roderick:''' If it pleases me, you shall marry Griswold.\\
'''Gwendolyne:''' If it pleases you so much, Father, ''you'' marry Griswold!
* In ''Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry'', [=McCoy=] tells Admiral Cartwright to "Arrest yourself!" after the Admiral tells someone to arrest the ''Enterprise'' crew when they crash the Khitomer Conference. [[spoiler:Then, Spock shows him Valeris, revealing that he's now busted for trying to ruin the conference.]]
* ''Film/TheBunker1981'', a dramatisation of [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler's]] last days:
-->''Genls. Keitel and Jodl walk into this film's equivalent of the [[Film/{{Downfall}} Hitler rant scene]]''\\
'''Hitler:''' ([[GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger pointing at Jodl]]): You! You have betrayed me!\\
'''Jodl:''' No, Fuehrer!
* In ''Film/FightClub'', the protagonist calls Tyler Durden [[YoureInsane insane]] to which the latter replies "No, you are insane". [[spoiler: They're both right as the protagonist and Tyler Durden are the same schizophrenic man]].
* ''Film/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'': Olaf's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to the adults assembled, where he reams them out for ignoring the Baudelare Children's constant warnings and basically allowing Olaf to do whatever he wanted right under their noses.
-->'''Count Olaf:''' I'm the monster? ''I'm'' the monster?! YOU'RE the monster! These children tried to warn you but you wouldn't listen. No one ever listens to children! You think you're innocent? You're accomplices!
* ''Film/AFishCalledWanda:''
-->'''Archie:''' You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?\\
'''Otto:''' You're the vulgarian, [[IResembleThatRemark you fuck!]]
* ''Film/HotFuzz'' actually manages to pull this one off in a manner that makes it downright chilling:
-->'''[[TheHero Sgt. Nicholas Angel]]:''' I'm afraid you're gonna have to come with me. You're ''all'' going to have to come with me!\\
'''[[spoiler:Insp. Frank Butterman]]:''' No, Nicholas... I'm afraid that it is ''you'' who is going to have to come with ''us''.
* ''Film/HeadOfState'' has a surprisingly epic example. [[SleazyOpponent Brian Lewis]], Mays' opponent for the Presidency, repeatedly calls him "an amateur". Mays rebuttal is how so-called experienced politicians seem unable to solve the problems of American society, how change was brought about by so-called amateurs, and concludes with calling ''him'' an amateur.
-->'''Mays Gilliam:''' You're right, Vice President Lewis. I am an amateur. When it comes to creating so many enemies that we need billions of dollars to protect ourselves, I'm an amateur. When it comes to paying farmers not to grow food, while people in this country starve every day, I'm an amateur. When it comes to creating a drug policy that makes crack and heroin cheaper than asthma and AIDS medicine, I'm an amateur. But there's nothing wrong with being an amateur.The people that started the Underground Railroad were amateurs. Martin Luther King was an amateur.Have you ever been to Amateur Night at the Apollo? Some of the world's best talent was there: James Brown, Luther Vandross, Rockwell, the Crown Heights Affair....the Fat Boys, Rob Base. But you wouldn't know nothing about that. Why? Because when it comes to judging talent and potential, you, my friend, are an amateur!
* ''Film/ScoobyDoo'' uses this in a scene where Shaggy and Scooby are quarreling with each other.
-->'''Scooby:''' [[YourMom Your rama reats rat roop]]!\\
'''Shaggy:''' No, Scooby-Doo, ''your'' mom eats cat poop!
* ''Film/HerculesInNewYork'' has Hercules try to go ashore but blocked by a ship crew, in which this exchange occurs:
-->'''Ship crew:''' Where do you think you're going?\\
'''Hercules:''' Ashore.\\
'''Ship crew:''' The Captain give you permission?\\
'''Hercules:''' Hercules goes where he wishes.\\
'''Ship crew:''' Not on this ship, you don't. Now get your carcass below.\\
'''Hercules:''' Get '''''yours'''''! ''(tosses the crew member away)''
* ''Film/The6thDay'' has a cloned Wiley try to kill a clone of Adam by electrocuting him...[[SubvertedTrope only for it to backfire]].
-->'''Clone Adam''': [[PreMortemOneLiner You're dead.]]\\
'''Clone Wiley''': No, ''you're'' dead.\\
''(the clone Adam hold the clone Wiley by his neck and snaps it)''\\
'''Clone Adam''': [[BondOneLiner Try to stay dead this time]].
* After the Avengers' master plan goes awry in ''Film/AvengersEndgame'', they have to try and find a way to salvage the situation, during which we get this intellectual debate between [[ComicBook/AntMan Scott]] and [[ComicBook/IronMan Tony]]:
--> '''Scott:''' You said that we had one shot. This! This was our shot. We shot it, it's shot! Six stones or nothing! Six stones or nothing.\\
'''Tony:''' [[HypocriticalHumor You're repeating yourself, you know that? You're repeating yourself.]]\\
'''Scott:''' [[IResembleThatRemark You're repeating yourself! You're repeating yourself!]]
* During the FinalBattle in ''Film/RamboLastBlood'':
--> '''[[BigBad Hugo Martinez]]''': Fuck you.\\
'''John Rambo''': No, fuck ''you'', dead man.
* ''Film/AndYourNameIsJonah'': When Danny's baseball teammate tells him not to be a jerk, he says, "Who's a jerk, Rico? Don't you go calling me a jerk. All right? 'CAUSE YOU'RE A JERK!"
* ''Film/PokemonDetectivePikachu'': Tim has a hard time believing he's dealing with an actual talking Pikachu.
-->'''Tim:''' Stop talking! You're a hallucination!\\
'''Pikachu:''' ''You're'' a hallucination.
* In ''Film/PleasantGoatAndBigBigWolfILoveWolffy'', Paddi says "Disgusting!" when he sees Wolffy massaging Wolnie's feet, and Wolnie tells him "You're disgusting! This is called affection. What do you know?"
* ''Film/TheCompanyYouKeep'', when Nick and [[spoiler:Mimi]] are arguing about the fact [[spoiler:Nick refused to participate in a bank robbery 30 years ago that made him a fugitive]]:
-->'''Nick''': We were done!\\
[[spoiler:'''Mimi''']]: No, ''you'' were done!
* ''Film/{{Snatch}}'' has a particular surreal, and verbally vulgar one, when virtually all parties convene at the Drowning Trout pub and demand Avi gives them the briefcase with the diamond.
-->''(Sol's crew bumps into Avi, who just stepped out of the bathroom)''
-->'''Vinny''': Give me the case!
-->'''Avi''': Fuck you! ''({{Beat}})'' Shoot me.
-->'''Vinny''': I will! I'll shoot ya!
-->''(Boris shows up from the fire exit from his {{BFG}})''
-->'''Boris''': Pass me case. Or I shoot you.
-->'''Avi''': You know what? Fuck you too! Go ahead, you'll do me a favor! You Russian fuck! Go ahead!
-->''(Boris points his rifle at Vinny and Sol)''
-->'''Boris''': You, drop guns.
-->'''Vinny''': ''({{Beat}})'' Fuck you!
* A somewhat GallowsHumor sort of case occurs in ''Film/ABridgeTooFar'', when the Germans call on the British troops to surrender. The British major replying cheekily exploits the German's AmbiguousSyntax and pretends that he misunderstood it as the Germans offering to surrender to the British.
-->'''SS Officer:''' My general says there is no point in continuing this fighting! He wishes to discuss terms of a surrender!\\
'''Carlyle:''' Shall I answer him, sir?\\
'''Frost:''' Tell him to go to hell.\\
'''Carlyle:''' ''[beat]'' We haven't the proper facilities to take you all prisoner! Sorry!\\
'''SS Officer:''' ''[confused]'' What?\\
'''Major Harry Carlyle:''' We'd like to, but we can't accept your surrender! Was there anything else?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]
* In the ''Literature/WarriorCats'' novel ''The Last Hope'', the heroic Brambleclaw has captured his treacherous brother [[TheDragon Hawkfrost]]. Ivypool, Hawkfrost's former apprentice, calls him a traitor, and it shows just how out of it Hawkfrost is when he, the [[LargeHam largest ham]] in the series and eternal master of banter, can only reply with, "You're the traitor."
* In ''[[Literature/TheColSecTrilogy ColSec Rebellion]]'', when [=ColSec=] Commandant Mirvandel [[YouHaveNoChanceToSurvive demands the rebels' surrender]] [[spoiler:in the asteroid mine]], [[TheGadfly Jeko]] retorts with "You throw ''your'' guns down and come out!"
* ''Literature/ReadyPlayerOne'' has this advice: "People who live in glass houses should shut the fuck up."
* In ''Literature/StarWarsKenobi'', Annileen has a somewhat lame comeback for her daughter when she returns from an errand.
-->'''Kallie:''' You forgot the dricklefruit.\\
'''Annileen:''' ''You're'' the dricklefruit.
* In ''Literature/TheIrregularAtMagicHighSchool'', Mayumi tries to argue that Mari is only accusing her of liking Tatsuya to cover up ''her own'' feelings for him. It doesn't work, partly because all the 'proof' Mayumi cites are things that only [[NotHelpingYourCase a jealous person]] would even notice, let alone consider romantic. In the end, she just looks even more lovesick.
* Towards the end of ''Literature/PaladinOfSouls'', a variant is heard at the beginning of a seige:
-->'''Messenger:''' These are the demands of the prince of Jokona--\\
'''Fortress Commander:''' (''interrupting'') Doesn't it worry you, Quadrine, that your prince has become a demon-ridden sorcerer? As a pious man, shouldn't you be burning him rather than obeying him?\\
'''Messenger''': (''grimaces briefly'') They say ''you'' [[spoiler: are a man dead three months. Does it not worry your troops to be following a walking corpse?]]
* ''Literature/JourneyToChaos'': Seeing that [[spoiler: Caffour]] has [[AGodAmI developed a god complex]], Basilard stops trying to reason with him because "He's too far gone." The villain retorts "''You're'' too far gone!" and then tries to kill him.
* ''Literature/RoysBedoys'': In “Stop Bullying, Roys Bedoys!”, when Roys calls Truly, “Truly the Bully”, she says, “You’re the bully, Roys Bedoys”.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'':
** In the episode "His Story IV":
--->'''J.D.:''' I know all about the war.\\
'''The Janitor:''' Really? (''takes out a globe'') Point to Iraq.\\
'''J.D.:''' Why do you keep a globe on your janitor cart?\\
'''The Janitor:''' In case I get lost. I'll give you a hint. It's not the country shaped like a boot.\\
'''J.D.:''' (''points to a country'') That's Iraq.\\
'''The Janitor:''' That's China.\\
'''J.D.:''' You're China! (''walks away'')\\
'''The Janitor:''' ...That's an outrageous accusation.
** Happens with Denise and Drew. "You're a pretty girl!"
** One episode has J.D. claim the ultimate comeback is "[[LameComeback So's your face.]]"
* Whilst in Africa for an epic road trip, the ''Series/TopGear'' boys put on some local clothing to protect themselves from the dust, and mockery ensues:
-->'''May:''' (''to Hammond'') You look like a gay cowboy and (''to Clarkson'') you look like a gay terrorist.\\
'''Clarkson:''' No, ''you'' look like a terrorist. With a broken windscreen wiper. And your face is ridiculous.
* Comes up now and then on ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', usually just to dismiss someone rather than in response to an actual insult: "You're a 'big sustainable growth'!" (in response to Marshall claiming the gang will start liking all his charts again) or "You're a 'tropical depression'!" (in response to Ted trying to get the gang to take the hurricane warning seriously)
* One of the reasons Matt from ''Series/{{Primeval}}'' is often viewed as TheScrappy is because his comebacks and self-justifications when challenged are always kinda lame. This culminated in the following exchange between Matt and DesignatedVillain Philip.
-->'''Philip:''' Look around you, Matt. The world didn't end. You were wrong.\\
'''Matt:''' ''You'' were wrong. ''You''.
* ''Series/BurnNotice'': Quoth Michael Westen, to a criminal he just went up to yelling and pretending to be the boss of the dirty cops the guy has on the payroll, upon being asked whether "he's crazy or something?": "No, ''you're'' the one who's crazy. You're the one standing around, after letting your truck get stolen from your parking lot. You know, the one with the ecstasy lab inside?"
* In one episode of ''Series/TheSuiteLifeOnDeck'', Woody gets addicted to a simulation game called Better Life(presumably a spoof of Second Life).
-->'''Woody:''' I was about to go down to Zack's Better Life arcade. I'm going for the highest score in virtual virtual bowling!\\
'''Cody:''' Don't tell me you're into that stupid fake world too.\\
'''Woody:''' ''You're'' stupid!!
* In an episode of ''Series/That70sShow'', the boys travel across the Canadian border to buy beer but are stopped by Mounties on their way back when Fez is suspected of being an illegal immigrant, and they are each individually questioned. Leo responds to his entire interrogation with this trope:
-->'''Officer:''' Alright, what's your business in Canada?\\
'''Leo:''' (''scoffs'') What's ''your'' business in Canada?
* In ''Series/TheAquabatsSuperShow'' episode "[=ManAnt=]!", we have this exchange:
-->'''Man Ant:''' Crash [=McLarson=], {{we meet again}}!\\
'''Crash:''' You're tiny.\\
'''Man Ant:''' ''You're'' tiny, CaptainObvious!
* In ''Series/GameOfThrones'' "The Lion and The Rose", Jaime tells Ser Loras that Cersei will likely murder him after their marriage. Ser Loras retorts with an epic burn.
-->'''Jaime:''' Luckily for you, none of this will happen, because you'll never marry her.\\
'''Loras:''' (''smiles smugly'') [[StealthInsult And neither]] [[BrotherSisterIncest will you]]. (''pats Jaime on the arm'')
* ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'''s Leslie Knope occasionally retorts with this when she's annoyed or upset.
* ''Series/RavensHome'': This becomes a RunningGag throughout "The Missteps".
* In ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', "[[Recap/StarTrekTheNextGenerationS2E16QWho Q, Who]]," Q describes Guinan as an imp that trouble follows wherever she goes. Picard is not impressed.
-->'''Picard:''' You're speaking of yourself, Q.
* ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'': This exchange between Uncle Phil and a racist cop in "Mistaken Identity".
-->'''Officer:''' Now, wait a minute, buddy! [[YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith Who the hell do you think you're talking to?]]\\
'''Phil:''' '''''[[PapaWolf Who the hell do]]''''' '''''[[Awesome/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir YOU think you're talking to?!]]'''''
* ''Series/MrRobot'': When Tyrell Wellick is (in 2015) called a puppet of the Dark Army, he snaps, "I'm not a puppet. ''You're'' a puppet!" referencing the famous Donald Trump outburst of 2016. This is one of many potshots taken at Trump throughout the season.
* In the ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' episode "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E19RedZoneCuba Red Zone Cuba]]", whenever a character mentions that they need to "shove off" (as in "leave a place"), Mike and the Bots respond with "''YOU'' shove off!"
* ''Series/DrakeAndJosh'': In "My Dinner with Bobo", the boys rid themselves of a baby orangutan that Drake bought by selling it to a doctor, only for Megan to do research on the guy and tell them that he was prosecuted for trying to consume primates.
-->'''Josh:''' You sold Bobo to an orangutan-eater?!\\
'''Drake:''' No, ''you'' sold Bobo to an orangutan-eater!
* In ''Series/TheGoodPlace'', when Eleanor realizes that her party-girl mother Donna [[spoiler:[[BecomingTheMask has now embraced her new life as a suburban mother/wife to her new family]]]], Donna is in denial and snaps at her daughter with, "I am not basic. Ya basic." In a hilariously heartwarming moment, Eleanor wholeheartedly responds with, "No, Mom. Ya basic. And that's okay."
* The ever-so-stubborn Mr. Kim/ Appa of ''Series/KimsConvenience'' does this ''very'' frequently during arguments; occasionally he does it multiple times in a row.
-->'''Janet:''' Appa, that's such a messed up idea!\\
'''Appa:''' You messed up idea.\\
'''Janet:''' No, Appa, that's...\\
'''Appa:''' You no.\\
'''Janet:''' What?\\
'''Appa:''' You what?\\
'''Janet:''' Stop doing that!\\
'''Appa:''' You stop.\\
'''Janet:''' So if I stop...\\
'''Appa:''' You so if I stop...\\
''(Janet screams in frustration and walks away)''
* In the ''Series/BroadCity'' episode "St. Marks," a thieving BasementDweller tells his mom, "Chill out!" She screams, "You chill out! CHILL OUT!"
* ''Series/ThePrisoner1967'' episode "[[Recap/ThePrisonerE10HammerIntoAnvil Hammer Into Anvil]]" features another example of this trope PlayedForDrama. The latest Number Two is a brutal sadist whose bullying [[DrivenToSuicide drives a young woman to suicide]]. Number Six witnesses the tragedy and immediately decides that Number Two must be destroyed.
-->'''Number Two:''' You shouldn't have interfered, Number Six. You'll pay for this.\\
'''Number Six:''' No, ''you'' will.
* ''Series/AmericanGods2017'' gives us this exchange between Mr. Nancy and Sweeney:
-->'''Mr. Nancy:''' You are the biggest, most unlucky leprechaun I have ever met!\\
'''Mad Sweeney:''' Bugger off!\\
'''Mr. Nancy:''' Bugger yourself off, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!
* ''Series/OddSquad'':
** O'Callaghan delivers a scathing insult to Dr. O in "Odd Outbreak" when she orders him to shut down Tube 3.
--> '''Dr. O:''' I need you to shut down Tube 3 ''now.'' This is a medical emergency!
--> '''O'Callaghan:''' ''You're'' a medical emergency!
** PlayedForDrama in "Training Day". Todd invades Precinct 13579's Headquarters and opens the vault containing the pienado. When Olive begs him to stop, he tells her that ''she's'' the one who needs to stop and goes on a MotiveRant.
** In "Partner Problems", when Otis, Orchid and Ohlm are about to leave Circle Sue's house:
--> '''Otis:''' It's time to go.
--> '''Ohlm:''' To lunch?
--> '''Otis:''' Back to the interrogation room!
--> '''Orchid:''' ''You're'' an interrogation room.
--> '''Otis:''' What...
* ''Series/SamAndCat'': Cat does it on two different occasions:
** First time when Sam was going to do a dangerous motorcycle jump:
--> '''Cat:''' You won't jump over 200 pounds of Tuna fish fresh from Nebraska!
--> '''Jade:''' They are from Kansas.
--> '''Cat:''' You're from Kansas!
** Second time when Sam was criticizing her self-made dessert:
--> '''Sam:''' Cat! No one likes your fudge piles 'cause they're too chewy!
--> '''Cat:''' You are too chewy!"
* [[Recap/TalesFromTheCryptS3E2CarrionDeath One episode of]] ''Series/TalesFromTheCrypt'' features a bank robber and murderer having just escaped death row and robbing a bank, being pursued into the Arizona desert by a motorcycle cop. The cop manages to catch up with the robber and puts a pair of handcuffs on his own wrist and the robber's, but the robber manages to shoot him. Before he dies, however, the cop gets the last laugh.
-->'''Diggs:''' Fuck you!\\
'''Cop:''' No. [''holds up the key to the handcuffs''] Fuck ''you''. [''swallows it'']
* ''Series/{{Friends}}'': Ross engages in this when a [[ScoutOut Brown Bird]] calls him a "scrud" for accidentally breaking the leg of another member of the troop.
-->'''Ross:''' What's a scrud?\\
'''Brown Bird:''' Why don't you look in the mirror ''scrud''!\\
'''Rosss:''' I don't have to, I can just look at ''you''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u1sX5IQ088 The Dumb Song]]" by Psychostick "Hey Murph, yer dumb!" "No yer dumb!" "No yer dumb!"...
* The parody song "Metal By Numbers" has a dad and son arguing in the video, with the line "''You're'' the news!".
* The chorus of [[QuarrelingSong "We Cry Together"]] by Music/KendrickLamar (featuring actress Taylour Paige) consists of Kendrick and Taylour repeatedly taking turns at shouting "Fuck you!" at each other.
-->'''Kendrick''': You know what?! Fuck you, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]\\
'''Taylour''': Nah, fuck ''you''!

[[/folder]]

[[folder:New Media]]
* A recent trend (as of 2015) in social media is to say this as a SuspiciouslySpecificDenial that isn't a comeback to anything, as a humorous way of saying "I did something stupid I'm mildly embarrassed about (but still want to share)". For instance, suddenly posting "No, *you* spent all night reading TV Tropes when you knew you had work in the morning!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theater]]
* In the first act of ''Theatre/CyranoDeBergerac'':
-->'''Viscount De Valvert:''' Base scoundrel! Rascally flat-footed lout!\\
'''Cyrano:''' (''taking off his hat, and bowing as if the viscount had introduced himself'') Ah? And I, Cyrano Savinien Hercule de Bergerac.
* In ''Theatre/{{Drood}}'' one character responds to "You're next to an idiot!" (meaning, "nearly an idiot") by saying "Why, so I am, pleased to meet you!"
* ''Theatre/InheritTheWind'': This is Drummond's rebuttal to [[TheCynic Hornbeck's]] assertion that the trial was an ultimately meaningless affair. Of course, Drummond follows it up with a [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech speech]] as to exactly why Hornbeck is the meaningless one: [[StrawNihilist that he doesn't believe in anything, doesn't find anything important, and wastes his life mocking people who do have things that they find fulfilling in order to fill that void.]]
-->'''Drummond:''' Don't you understand the meaning of what happened here today?\\
'''Hornbeck:''' What happened here today has no meaning.\\
'''Drummond:''' ''You'' have no meaning! Your whole life has no meaning. You're like a ghost pointing an empty sleeve and smirking at everything people feel or want or struggle for. I pity you.\\
'''Hornbeck:''' You pity me?\\
'''Drummond:''' Isn't there anything? What touches you? What warms you? Every man has a dream. What do you dream about? What do you ''need''? You don't need anything, do you? People? Love? An idea just to cling to? You poor slob. You're all alone. [[DyingAlone When you go to your grave, there won't be anybody to pull the grass up over your head.]] Nobody to mourn you. Nobody to give a damn. You're all alone.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
* During the second night of Wrestling/RingOfHonor's ''Showdown In The Sun'', Adam Cole grabbed a microphone and told Kyle O'Reilly that he would always be the bitch of Davey Richards, to which O'Reilly responded Cole would always be his. Kevin Kelly yelled at them to continue their match before they could say anything else.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* The card game ''TabletopGame/{{Uno}}'' has a series of cards called "Reverse" cards, which cause the order of play to switch around. When a player plays a Reverse card, the next player up will be the player before them, and the order continues until someone else plays their own Reverse card. Some have turned this into a meme where the Reverse card is essentially "No, you", as the shortening "no, u" uses the letters in "Uno".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
* One of the possible responses from Gulliver in ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons'' when you try to wake him up:
-->'''Gulliver:''' No, ''YOU'' walk th' plank, [[Literature/MobyDick Ahab]]... Think yer so smart.
* ''VideoGame/ClueSweeper'': One of the loser's responses in Duel Mode is "I am rubber, you are glue.":
--> Red / Winner / Detective: Hehe, how do you like them apples?\\
Blue / Loser / Inspector: I an rubber, you are glue.
* In ''VideoGame/KingsQuestMaskOfEternity'', Connor's standard reply to death threats is along these lines: "Not I, YOU!". He does not excel at [[YouFightLikeACow combat banter]].
* ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights2'': ''Mask of the Betrayer" has a long "No, YOU don't make sense" conversation. [[spoiler: You can actually win with enough persistence.]]
* In ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'', when [[BigBad Saddler]] accuses Leon of becoming overconfident just because he killed his "small-time subordinate", Leon replies "Saddler... ''you're'' small-time." For what it's worth, Leon's absolutely right: Saddler's just some cultist in the boonies of Spain, and that's pretty small-time compared to [[MegaCorp Umbrella]].
** And in ''VideoGame/ResidentEvilVillage'', Ethan delivers one to Alcina Dimitrescu after defeating her mutated form.
-->'''Dimitrescu:''' Curse you!
-->'''Ethan Winters:''' You're the one who's cursed.
* ''VideoGame/ShadowHeartsCovenant'': Considering who's talking, this may also cross over with RussianReversal.
-->'''Rasputin:''' No, ''you'' will bite ME.
* In ''VideoGame/TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland'', you can use one of these in the [[YouFightLikeACow insult fighting contests]]. Obviously, it doesn't work.
* This prime example from ''VideoGame/LastAlert'':
-->'''Blue:''' This river's gonna turn red with your blood!\\
'''Guy:''' [[DullSurprise How interesting...]] but it's going to be ''your'' blood, not mine!
* ''VideoGame/SonicAdventure2'':
--> '''Sonic:''' I found you, faker!\\
'''Shadow:''' Faker? I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here!
* This conversation in the ''VideoGame/{{Splatterhouse}}'' remake.
-->'''Rick:''' Yeah? Well, fuck ''you''.\\
'''Dr. West:''' No, Rick. Fuck ''you''.
* In ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSpiritTracks'', when Link and Zelda finally fight Byrne:
-->'''Byrne:''' His [[[BigBad Malladus's]]] resurrection will soon be complete... And I can't let you cause any more harm.\\
'''Zelda:''' Hey, that's what we were going to say! Well... Maybe WE won't let YOU cause any more harm!
* ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedBrotherhood:''
-->'''Desmond:''' (''In a {{Joisey}} accent'') Hey wassa-matta-you, Altaïr?\\
'''Rebecca:''' That's racist.\\
'''Desmond:''' [[https://youtu.be/RvkgBNLBETg YOU'RE racist!]][[note]]At this point they'd been hiding in the Assassin Sanctuary for weeks, not allowed to go outside for more than 10 minutes, and they were starting to get a little crazy.[[/note]]
%%* A monster does this in ''VideoGame/SakuraWars: [[VideoGame/SakuraWarsSoLongMyLove So Long, My Love]]''.
* ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII'':
-->'''Snow:''' Lightning, STOP IT!\\
'''Lightning:''' No, YOU stop it! Get out of my house!\\
(''and later on'')\\
'''Eden soldier:''' You're dead!\\
'''Lightning:''' You first! (''hijacks and throws soldier off his bike'')
* ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'':
-->'''Shepard:''' You need help.\\
'''Niftu Cal:''' YOU need help! You stand before the mightiest biotic ever!
* Pogo and Zaki do this at each other in ''VideoGame/LiveALive''. The fun part? Pogo's chapter takes place ''before the development of spoken language''.
* ''VideoGame/ZoneOfTheEnders: The Second Runner'':
-->'''Ship Commander:''' Jehuty...? Well, this is an unexpected quarry.\\
'''Dingo:''' You're the quarry, you jerk!
* ''VideoGame/CaptainAmericaAndTheAvengers'':
-->'''Avengers:''' You can't escape!\\
'''Whirlwind:''' ''YOU'' will be the one escaping!
* In the ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'' DLC ''Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep'', when Tina summons an aristocrat to reference Mordecai's [[Series/DowntonAbbey favorite show]], Brick (a fan of [[Series/GameOfThrones a different series]]) is less than impressed.
--> '''Brick:''' Oh my god, this show sounds ''STUPID''.\\
'''Mordecai:''' YOU'RE STUPID!
* In ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'', the normally fairly quick tongued Carl Johnson comes off looking brilliant when he first meets Cesar and some of his friends.
-->'''Azteca:''' I think he thinks he's gangsta, and he should fuck off.\\
'''Carl:''' No, you fuck off.
* ''VideoGame/YouDontKnowJack'':
** In Volume 1, if a contestant typed in [[spoiler:Fuck you]] as an answer to the Gibberish Question, the host would chide the contestant for entering that answer with [[spoiler:"Fuck me? No - Fuck YOU!"]]
** In ''Full Stream'', one of the [[CouchGag taglines]] for [[MegaCorp Binjpipe]] is "No, YOU'RE a shell company!"
* ''VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening'':
--> '''Yarne:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner No, YOU go extinct!]]
* ''VideoGame/FireEmblemThreeHouses'',
** During one of the last battles of the Crimson Flowers route:
-->'''[[spoiler:Dimitri]]:''' Must you continue to conquer? Continue to kill?
-->'''Edelgard:''' Must you continue to reconquer? Continue to kill in retaliation?
** In Lorenz's Paralogue, if you have Claude attack [[ArcVillain Acheron]], an Alliance noble who is causing trouble, Claude will remark that Acheron is the "good-for-nothing" who inherited the territory. Acheron will angrily reply, "Who do you think you are? I'm not a good-for-nothing! You are!" Claude then points out that if Acheron was good for anything, he'd know that Claude is heir to House Riegan, and the future leader of the Alliance.
* ''VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine'' has a very dark version during the end confrontation with the BigBad.
-->'''Walker:''' You did this.\\
'''Conrad:''' No. ''You'' did. [[spoiler:Your orders killed forty-seven innocent people. ''Someone'' has to pay for your crimes, Walker. Who is it going to be?]]
* ''VideoGame/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen'', [=DS=] Autobot Version:
-->'''Construct-A-Con:''' An Autobot? I thought I smelled something rusty.\\
'''Create-A-Bot:''' You must have a defective sensor; you're the one that's rusty.\\
'''Construct-A-Con:''' Defective?! [[IWillShowYouX I'll show you defective, I'm going to tear your axel in half!]]
* In ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'', in the Brawler's Guild, after a brawl, sometimes an Angry Brawl Enthusiast who lost a bet will say "I LOSE? NO, YOU LOSE!" before attacking any players nearby.
* ''VideoGame/MortalKombat9'' features this exchange between Scorpion and the elder Sub-Zero.
-->'''Sub-Zero:''' To hell with your clan.\\
'''Scorpion:''' No, to hell with '''you'''! *[[VisualPun literally grabs Sub-Zero and takes him to]] [[{{Hell}} Netherrealm]]*
* ''VideoGame/{{Bulletstorm}}''
-->'''Trisha:''' Yeah?! Go fuck yourselves! You shitpiles give chase, I will kill your dicks!\\
'''Grayson:''' What does that even mean?! You're gonna kill my dick?! I'll kill ''your'' dick! How about that, huh?!
* ''VideoGame/SinAndPunishmentStarSuccessor'': At the end of the final battle, Isa does this to [[BigBad Deko]]; for the entire game, Deko and his men have been trying to kill Kachi, while Isa has been protecting her.
-->'''Deko:''' [[ThisCannotBe How can this be?]] You've defied the will of the creators! Your allegiance to that monster will destroy this entire universe!\\
'''Isa:''' There's only one [[YouMonster monster]] here... And that's ''you'', Deko!
* It's less direct as other examples, but stage 6 of ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}} 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom'' has this exchange between [[TheHero Reimu Hakurei]] and [[BattleButler Youmu Konpaku]]:
-->'''Youmu:''' Step any further, and the young mistress will kill you before you know it!\\
'''Reimu:''' Or is it you who will be killed?
* In ''VideoGame/Splatoon2'' during the Salsa vs. Guacamole Splatfest:
-->'''Marina:''' Guac is more expensive because it's good. It's the Gold Dynamo Roller of dips.\\
'''Pearl:''' Your face is the Gold Dynamo Roller of dips.\\
'''Marina:''' ''({{facepalm}}s)'' OK.
* From ''VideoGame/TheSimpsonsTappedOut'', courtesy of Nelson. Since [[CallingMeALogarithm it's actually a compliment]], Lisa reacts accordingly.
-->'''Nelson:''' I don't like ghosts. If you try to punch one, your hand goes right through it. How does one bully that which cannot be pounded upon?\\
'''Lisa:''' Huh. That's actually a very insightful answer.\\
'''Nelson:''' Shut up! YOU'RE an insightful answer!\\
'''Lisa:''' Why thank you.
* In ''VideoGame/Persona4'', when the police are getting close to arresting a suspect for the murders ([[spoiler:in reality, a copycat killer]]), Naoto, a teenage detective, walks up to the party, who's also investigating the murders, and says that their "game" will soon come to an end. Rise gets upset and says "A game? Aren't you the one who thinks of this as a game?" and says Naoto couldn't know anything about them.
* In ''VideoGame/Persona5'', during the Mementos quest in which you confront the Shadows of the Takases, who have been blackmailing Kawakami for "apology money" over [[spoiler:their adopted son's death]], they will call Kawakami an "incompetent teacher." You can either protest that she isn't incompetent, or say "You're incompetent!"
* ''VideoGame/DiscoElysium'' contains a rare heartwarming example, which happens near the end of the game:
-->'''[[PlayerCharacter The Detective]]:''' Are you the miracle?\\
'''[[spoiler:Insulindian Phasmid]]:''' No. You are the miracle.
* ''VideoGame/AmazonGuardiansOfEden'': When Jason tells the archeologist when he refuses to listen "Listen old man, this is your last chance!", the latters retorts by saying "No, young man, it is yours!" before Jason gets eaten by the village natives.
* Inverted in ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar: Dark Crusade'' by the Tau's commander in the Space Marine stronghold:
-->'''O'Kais:''' Do the deaths of your men mean so little to you, gue'la? Are you truly that mad?\\
'''Thule:''' Do the deaths of your men mean so much to you, alien? Are you truly that ''weak?!''
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[[folder:Visual Novels]]
* In ''VisualNovel/DanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc'', Hagakure does this when he's initially suspected in the fourth trial.
-->'''Fukawa:''' Y-you're acting incredibly s-suspicious...\\
'''Hagakure:''' YOU'RE acting incredibly suspicious![[note]]Fukawa is later considered a suspect, so Hagakure does have a point.[[/note]]
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
* ''WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}4'':
-->'''Mugger:''' You're gettin' mugged, kid!\\
'''Guy:''' (''makes {{finger gun}}s'') No, ''you're'' getting mugged.\\
'''Mugger:''' AAH! HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
* ''WebAnimation/ElementAnimation'': In "Villager News 2" as Villager #4 is giving a news report:
--> Villager #4: A fellow villager has somehow enchanted himself. In my opinion, he's a witch. He should be burned.\\
Other villager (from offscreen): You're not supposed to have an opinion.\\
Villager #4: ''Your face'' isn't supposed to have an opinion!
* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'':
** When Strong Bad is asked to write a book about come-back jokes in the WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "50 emails": "More Like ''You'' Write A Book About Come-back Jokes, '''NERD'''!!"
** In "Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag":
--->'''Strong Bad:''' Hey, Strong Mad! Get... get me a drink.\\
'''Strong Mad:''' MORE LIKE ''YOU'' GET ME A DRINK!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Hey, don't sass back with me!
** [[http://www.hrwiki.org/wiki/More_Like Here's a list of even more instances]].
* Used by Master Chief in multiple occasions in ''WebVideo/ArbyNTheChief'',
* ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''
-->'''Wash:''' You have to be the most immature soldiers I've ever met!\\
'''Grif:''' Your face is immature.
** And again later on during Wash and Carolina's fight with [[spoiler:Felix and Locus]].
--->'''Wash:''' What's wrong buddy? Getting tired?\\
'''[[spoiler: Felix]]:''' I'm not tired! ''You're'' tired! I can do this shit all day!
* In ''WebAnimation/{{Jiz}}'', Jiz and Rio are having an argument about letting the abortion-happy Jiz carry one to term.
-->'''Jiz:''' Look, why're you being a douche right now?\\
'''Rio:''' ''You're'' the fucking douche, you fucking whore cunt!
* In ''WebAnimation/SuperFreakinParodyRangers'', when Zordon is trying to sleep and Alpha is trying to warn him of an emergency.
-->'''Alpha:''' Someone stole the shiny green belt!\\
'''Zordon:''' You're a shiny green belt! Shut up!
* In ''WebAnimation/CharlieTheUnicorn'', after the Pink Unicorn falls off a bridge:
-->'''Charlie:''' That... is tragic.\\
'''Blue Unicorn:''' Not as tragic as your face.\\
'''Charlie:''' Aww, come on, that was uncalled for!\\
'''Blue Unicorn:''' Your face is uncalled for!
* The War of the Bucket episode of WebAnimation/{{Oversimplified}} has King Henry IV and the Pope trying and failing to depose each other back to back.
-->'''Narrator:''' The whole conflict escalated when Henry IV went to the pope and said:\\
'''Henry IV:''' Hey! Guess what, sucker. You're deposed!\\
'''Pope:''' Awww. Wait a minute! I'm the pope! You can't depose me, you're deposed!\\
'''Henry IV:''' Aww. Wait a minute! I'm the emperor! You can't depose me, you're deposed!\\
'''Pope:''' Aww. Wait a minute!
* In the ''WebAnimation/HeavyIsDead'', this is ultimately how the Heavy turns things around against the Engineer, who had murdered him at the start of the short.
-->'''Engineer:''' Aw, dammit, Heavy, [[PrecisionFStrike fuck off]]! You are dead.\\
'''Heavy:''' No, you! POW!\\
''[Engineer is launched backwards, his head severed from his body]''\\
'''Heavy:''' Ha ha! You are dead! Not big surprise.
* In ''WebAnimation/HistoryMatters'', per their penchant to show quarreling sides respond to each other in superficially immature ways (like their frequent use of YourMom), sometimes they will show a side respond with this. Examples:
** [[https://youtu.be/GcwsBPPSi9Q?t=302 Part 10 of their English and British History series]] where King Henry VIII responds to Martin Luther's criticism of the Seven Sacraments of Catholicism with a sign saying "no u".
** [[https://youtu.be/Pqt3U48MFcY?t=409 "Ten Minute History - The Decline of the Soviet Union"]] shows Ronald Reagan saying "You suck" and Yuri Andropov responding with "no u" as the Cold War heated up in the early [[TheEighties '80s]].
* In the Shea Fontana version of ''WebAnimation/DCSuperHeroGirls'', the episode "Around Metropolis in 80 Seconds" has Supergirl call out Wonder Woman on using super powers during their race by saying "Hey, no super powers!" Wonder Woman replies "No, ''you'' no super powers!"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'': [[ButtMonkey Black Mage]] often resorts to these when insulted, such as [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/05/05/episode-1124-king-bad-ass-of-evil-mountain/ here]]:
-->'''Black Mage:''' What did you think I meant every time I said I was going to burn the world?\\
'''Red Mage:''' Who cares?\\
'''Thief:''' Yeah, you're a weiner. You couldn't burn a match.\\
'''Black Mage:''' Yeah, well... Your face... is ugly... Shut up!
* ''Webcomic/TheBedfellows'':
** Played straight in "Hang Up" when Sheen and Fatigue argue over who should hang up.
** Sheen and Fatigue call each other dumb in this manner in "Football".
* ''Webcomic/CityFace'' uses it completely nonsensically:
-->'''Bobeyes:''' OGEE! That was! Mine! You! What! Why?! OGEE!\\
'''City Face:''' Look, there is plenty left, strange shouty magpie, you can have some it is really quite good!\\
'''Bobeyes:''' No! You!
* ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'', [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0357.html Episode 357]]:
-->'''Poggle the Lesser:''' You are sentenced to death by firing squad.\\
'''Padmé:''' No, ''you're'' sentenced to death by firing squad!\\
'''Poggle the Lesser:''' No, actually you are.\\
'''Padmé:''' The defence rests.
* In ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge'', [[https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-12/02-ill-leave-you-a-phantom/neverleave/ Amber's hallucination of Mike]] says that Amber seeking out people to squick them out seems like a cry for help. Amber replies "''You're'' a cry for help." The hallucination's reaction is "I mean, ''yes''."
* ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'', when the kids meet the robot Laser Cows.
-->'''Winsbury:''' Go away, you big dumb cow!\\
'''Elsie:''' Response: No. Added note: It is ''you'' that is dumb.
* Seen in ''Webcomic/JL8'', not too surprisingly since it's the Justice League in kindergarten...
-->'''[[ComicBook/PowerGirl Karen]]:''' Marbles are BORING.\\
'''[[ComicBook/GreenLantern Hal]]:''' YOU'RE boring!\\
'''Karen:''' NUH-HU!\\
'''Hal:''' YES-HUH!
* ''Webcomic/TheLastDaysOfFoxhound'' has Revolver Ocelot explain the procedure for this.
-->'''Ocelot''': Say someone insults you or offers an opinion you don't like. Your first reply is "Your ''face'' is blank," which forces the other party to respond with "Your ''mother'' is blank." Finally, it escalates to "Your mother's a whore." There's nowhere to go after that.
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1043.html When preparing to fight vampires, Belkar prepares some stakes...over a grill.]]
--->'''Belkar:''' No, ''you're'' [[FunWithHomophones a homophone!]]
** [[https://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots1244.html When]] the Order finally gets a good look at [[spoiler:Serini Toormuck]]:
--->'''Belkar:''' You're [[spoiler:a halfling]]?? What the hell happened to your voice?\\
'''[[spoiler:Serini]]:''' I don't know, what the hell happened to your ''face?''
* ''Webcomic/OzzieTheVampire'': When Austin expresses concern for Ozzie and she snaps at him.
-->'''Austin:''' You look kind of sweaty...\\
'''Ozzie:''' '''''You''' look kind of sweaty!''
* ''Webcomic/{{Paranatural}}'':
** [[http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-3-page-13 Employed]] [[http://www.paranatural.net/comic/chapter-3-page-14 by]] [[TheBully Johnny]] when [[DeadpanSnarker Max]] taunts him by calling him the "lord and sovereign of stupid kingdom."
--->'''Johnny:''' '''NO YOU'''
** In ''[[https://gumroad.com/l/ZVuk The Activity Club and the Final Hole]]'', Max tells Isaac, "Don't get cute with me"; Isaac splutters and blushes and manages to stammer out "YOU'RE cute with ME!", much to Isabel's amusement as he goes even redder.
* In ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4674 Yay asks Roko if they're immature]] and is genuinely surprised by her BluntYes. When she elaborates "You're vain, impulsive, constantly overcompensating for your lack of social experience--" they [[NotHelpingYourCase fail to help their case]] by responding "No ''you'' are overcompensating for ''your'' lack of social experience! Also you are stupid, and smell weird!"
* ''Webcomic/{{Xkcd}}''
** Deconstructed in [[https://xkcd.com/366/ "Your Mom"]]. One half of a failing couple reverses ''every'' statement with a YourMom joke, including his own girlfriend's complaints that it's becoming obnoxious.
---> '''Girl:''' I'm serious; I can't take this anymore. I'm leaving.\\
'''Guy:''' [[ThatsWhatSheSaid That's what]] ''[[ThatsWhatSheSaid she]]'' [[ThatsWhatSheSaid said]]!\\
'''Girl:''' Yes. Yes, it is.
** Used again in [[http://xkcd.com/639/ "Lincoln-Douglas"]]: Stephen Douglas' debate skills had fallen so far after losing to UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln in 1860 that the best he can do to the Gettysburg Address is "Your Mom" the opening statement.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Originals]]
* A very, very long version takes place in ''Ben and Ryan'''s [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6H0i1RAdHk translation]] of a rap battle.
* From the creators of ''WebVideo/MarbleHornets'', one of [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos the scariest Slender Man stories of all time...]] comes ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S5F2YBA54s Joseph Touches A Grapefruit]]'':
-->'''Troy:''' Grapefruits are bullshit!\\
'''Joseph:''' YOU'RE BULLSHIT!
* ''WebVideo/CodeMENT'':
--> '''Deithard:''' "Oh, it's you two idiots. What do you want?"\\
'''Jeremiah:''' "You're the idiot." ''I am so good at come backs.''
* In Creator/TeamFourStar's ''VideoGame/HaloReach'' LetsPlay, they discuss the concept of Space Europe which is shot down with "it's a massive land", to which [=KaiserNeko=] responds: "No, you're a massive land."
* This is how the [[{{Imageboards}} 2ch]] [[ASCIIArt Shift-JIS]] cat Mona Neko came to be. One poster created an ASCII art image of a cat saying "You people have too much free time." Another poster copied the image and changed the phrase to "So do you!" (Japanese: ''"Omae mo naa!"'' hence the name) and [[MemeticMutation things kinda snowballed from there]].
* Crosses over with LameComeback in ''WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC'':
-->'''[[ComicBook/{{Nightwing}} Dick Grayson]]:''' You're nothing but a hack, [=McGinnis=]!\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond Terry McGinnis]]:''' Whatever. You got issues, Dick.\\
'''Dick Grayson:''' No, ''YOU'RE'' the... issues person.
* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
** The "SAD FOR YOU!" scene is actually subverted:
--->'''Android #18:''' How quickly bravado goes out the window when you're flat on your ass. That's pretty sad.\\
'''Vegeta:''' (''powers up'') SAD FOR YOO-- (''#18 breaks his arm'')
** From the [=#CellGames=] episode starring [[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro]] after Ken performs the ''Hokuto Hyakurestu Ken'' and causes Cell to blow up. Complete with YouAreAlreadyDead:
--->'''Cell:''' (''seething with anger'') Sure. Make [his severed arm] your last meal. Because after that ''you're dead''.\\
'''Kenshiro:''' No, you are. Already. ''Again''.\\
'''Cell:''' (''screams in pain as he blows up'')
* In ''WebVideo/TenLittleRoosters'', Michael and Barbara get into one of these over who "sucks dicks", leading to Michael to declare that she's "sucking eight dicks, from every direction, just like an Omni-Directional Dick-Suck Fest!"
* ''WebVideo/{{Oxventure}}'': During the "Quiet Riot" adventure in the ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' campaign, an argument between one of the local cultists of silence and [[MadBomber Egbert the dragonborn paladin]] rapidly devolves into them hissing "No, ''you're'' the heretic!" at each other.
* During the ninth episode of ''WebVideo/HellsingAbridged'', Yumi tries to cut down [[spoiler:Walter]], even quoting the famous YouAreAlreadyDead line from ''Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar''. Unfortunately, [[spoiler:Walter]] replies, in perfect Japanese no less, "I know you are... but what am I?" just before [[spoiler:completely annihilating poor Yumi, tearing her to shreds with his deadly RazorFloss]].
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' parodies this:
-->'''Johnny Steps:''' Are you ready to lose to [[ThirdPersonPerson Johnny Steps?]]\\
'''Téa:''' ''You'' are the one who is going to lose!\\
'''Johnny Steps:''' You're going to be so embarrased, you'll wish you never stepped on my stage!\\
'''Téa:''' ''You'' are the one who is going to be embarrased!
** And later in the same episode:
--->'''Johnny Steps:''' You made a big mistake challenging Johnny Steps to a card game! You don't know who you're dealing with!\\
'''Yugi:''' ''You'' are the one who does not know who he is dealing with!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'':
** From [[Recap/AdventureTimePilot the pilot]]:
--->'''Pen:''' That's ''stupid!''\\
'''Ice King:''' Your ''hat'' is stupid!\\
'''Pen:''' MY HAT! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis IS! AWESOME!]]
** In "[[Recap/AdventureTimeS1E21Donny Donny]]", Jake the Dog tells the titular character to put on some pants. After Donny snaps back "''You'' put on some pants", Jake explains that he ''does'' wear pants, they're just invisible because they're made from spider webs spun by pixies.
** In "[[Recap/AdventureTimeS2E17DeathInBloom Death in Bloom]]", Finn attempts to perform a flying kick on [[TheGrimReaper Death]] only to pass through him. When Finn is confused how:
--->'''Death:''' You can't kick me because [[BigStupidDoodooHead your brain is stupid]].\\
'''Finn:''' ''Your'' brain is stupid!
* ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'':
** Roger wants to walk around without a disguise, but Stan won't let him. Roger insists that there has to be a way for him to do it without blowing his cover.
--->'''Stan:''' Listen to me, Roger, it is never going to happen.\\
'''Roger:''' ''You're'' never going to happen!
** In "The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin", Steve and Roger fake Roger's death to get out of paying his credit card bill. [[LibationForTheDead Steve empties a can of beer]], only to find Francine on the ground drinking it.
--->'''Steve:''' Mom, that's not funeral behavior.\\
'''Francine:''' ''[drunk]'' '''You're''' not funeral behavior!
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'':
** From the episode "[[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderJet Jet]]":
--->'''Jet:''' You traitor!\\
'''Sokka:''' No, Jet. ''You'' became the traitor when you stopped protecting innocent people.
** From "[[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderThePuppetmaster The Puppetmaster]]":
--->'''Sokka:''' We know what you've been doing, [[spoiler:Hama]]!\\
'''Aang:''' Give up! You're outnumbered.\\
'''[[spoiler:Hama]]:''' No, you've outnumbered yourselves.
** From "[[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderNightmaresAndDaydreams Nightmares and Daydreams]]":
--->'''Ozai:''' Really? You're gonna take me out? [[NotWearingPantsDream You're not even wearing pants!]]\\
'''Aang:''' No, Fire Lord Ozai, ''you're'' not wearing pants!\\
'''Ozai:''' ''[looks down and covers himself with [[HandOrObjectUnderwear a Fire Nation shield]]]'' AAAAHHHHH! NOOOOO! MY ROYAL PARTS ARE SHOWING! AAAAAAAAARGH!
** [[TheDragon Azula]] does this [[spoiler:when Mai betrays her]] in "[[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderTheBoilingRockPart2 The Boiling Rock, Part 2]]". This is a rare [[VillainousBreakdown terrifying example]].
--->'''[[spoiler:Mai]]:''' You miscalculated. [[spoiler:I love Zuko [[MachiavelliWasWrong more than I fear you]].]]\\
'''Azula:''' No, YOU miscalculated! ''You should have feared me more!''
** From the ShowWithinAShow in "[[Recap/AvatarTheLastAirbenderTheEmberIslandPlayers The Ember Island Players]]":
--->''"No! It is YOU who are going down!"''
* ''WesternAnimation/BobsBurgers'':
** In "[[Recap/BobsBurgersS1E8ArtCrawl Art Crawl]]", Louise butts heads with Mr. Cranwrinkle, and the two end up shouting "''You'' smell like ointment and pee!" back and forth at each other.
** In "[[Recap/BobsBurgersS3E16Topsy Topsy]]", when Louise plans to resubmit last year's science fair project.
--->'''Bob:''' Shouldn't you just do a new project like you're supposed to?\\
'''Louise:''' Why?\\
'''Bob:''' Um, I don't know, to learn something?\\
'''Louise:''' ''You'' learn something.\\
'''Bob:''' ''[goes back to reading his newspaper]'' Okay, honey, good luck with your volcano.
** In "[[Recap/BobsBurgersS9E6BobbyDriver Bobby Driver]]", Teddy reveals that he's been pretending to like sushi to impress his latest girlfriend, and is afraid of getting found out when he takes her on a date to a sushi place. Mort tries to suggest he [[StatingTheSimpleSolution simply order something besides sushi]].
--->'''Mort:''' Why don't you just get the chicken teriyaki?\\
'''Teddy:''' Why don't ''you'' just get the chicken teriyaki, Mort?!
* ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks'': In the episode "[[Recap/TheBoondocksS2E4StinkmeanerStrikesBack Stinkmeaner Strikes Back]]", Tom [=DuBois=], of all people, almost loses it when his parking space gets taken. Then he gets possessed by the ghost of MisanthropeSupreme Stinkmeaner and confronts the guy, who tells him to "Eat a dick", only to get dropkicked for his trouble. Stinkmeaner/Tom then stands over the guy and taunts him, ending by saying, "''YOU'' eat a dick, nigga! ''YOU'' eat a dick!"
* ''WesternAnimation/TheBuzzOnMaggie'': One episode has Maggie joining a big sister program and being assigned a butterfly in a cocoon as her younger sister. A RunningGag is that her charge easily gets upset and then announces that she's going home, even when she's already home; as Maggie points this out, the latter retorts "No, you are!"
* ''WesternAnimation/CentralPark'':
** In "[[Recap/CentralParkS1E4GarbageBallet Garbage Ballet]]", when one of the groundskeepers tells Owen the dumpsters at the Bandshell are full and people are calling it the "Bandsmell", Owen snaps at him and say ''he's'' a "Bandsmell" and then apologizes.
** In "[[Recap/CentralParkS1E8HotOven Hot Oven]]", when Owen asks Molly if he really likes Brendan, Molly snaps back and tells him ''he'' really likes Brendan and then apologizes because she doesn't know why she said that.
* ''WesternAnimation/ClerksTheAnimatedSeries'':
** Used in the first episode:
--->'''News Reporter:''' ...a question being asked by the poorly educated, with fingers far from the pulse of the community.\\
'''Randal:''' ''You're'' poorly educated!\\
'''Dante:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You're talking to the television.]]
** Used by Randal when he and Dante are on a Quik Stop exchange program in England.
--->'''Brit:''' I'll take a pack of fags.\\
'''Randal:''' ''You're'' a fag!\\
'''Brit:''' It's a cigarette, mate.\\
'''Randal:''' I'm not your mate, fag!\\
'''Dante:''' No, Randal; [[SeparatedByACommonLanguage "fag" means "cigarette"]].\\
'''Randal:''' ''You're'' a cigarette!
* From the ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' episode "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS6E4And5StewieKillsLoisAndLoisKillsStewie Stewie Kills Lois]]", when Lois is mad at Peter for telling an inappropriate story during dinner at the captain's table:
-->'''Peter:''' Hey, the captain is the one who should be embarrassed -- his story was gay!\\
'''Lois:''' ''You're'' gay!\\
'''Peter:''' [[NoodleIncident Pleasuring a man with a socked foot one time does not make a man gay.]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}}'', Freakazoid often calls Gutierrez a weenie. The villain always angrily replies, "I am not a weenie, ''you'' are a weenie!"
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
** In "[[Recap/FuturamaS2E17WarIsTheHWord War Is the H-Word]]", Zapp Brannigan is punishing Fry for cowardice in battle, so he asks Kif to name the most humiliating job possible. Kif, of course, replies [[BeleagueredAssistant "Being your assistant"]], to which Zapp immediately replies, "No, being ''your'' assistant!" Surprisingly for this trope, Zapp [[DumbassHasAPoint turns out to actually be onto something with that]] -- while Kif isn't the [[{{Jerkass}} amoral]], imbecilic {{Manchild}} that Brannigan is, he does have a ''lot'' of pent-up anger and frustration, which he spends the rest of the episode unleashing on Fry.
** This is also used in the scene where Zapp Brannigan first addresses the new recruits:
--->'''Fry:''' Uh, just so we'll know, who's the enemy?\\
'''Zapp:''' A valid question! We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we ''don't'' stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks!\\
'''Bender:''' ''They'' look like dorks!
** A variation occurs in "[[Recap/FuturamaS3E15IDatedARobot I Dated a Robot]]", with expressions of affection instead of insults:
--->'''Creator/LucyLiu-bot:''' You're cute!\\
'''Fry:''' No, you are!\\
'''Lucy Liu-bot:''' No, you!\\
'''Fry:''' No, you!\\
'''Professor Hubert Farnsworth:''' Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot! Oh, well, that's love for you, I guess.
* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' has this featured in several episodes:
** In "[[Recap/GravityFallsS1E7DoubleDipper Double Dipper]]":
--->'''Dipper #5:''' That makes, like, zero sense.\\
'''Dipper #10:''' ''[shoves #5]'' ''You'' make zero sense!
** In "[[Recap/GravityFallsS1E10FightFighters Fight Fighters]]":
--->'''Mabel:''' Grunkle Stan, why you ackin' so cray-cray?\\
'''Stan:''' ''You're'' the one who's ackin' cray-cray!
** In "[[Recap/GravityFallsS1E13BossMabel Boss Mabel]]":
--->'''Grunkle Stan:''' You've got yourself a deal!\\
'''Mabel:''' No, ''you've'' got ''your''self a deal!
** In "[[Recap/GravityFallsS1E16CarpetDiem Carpet Diem]]" (in a more playful example):
--->'''Mabel:''' The judge says it's out of bounds.\\
'''Dipper:''' No, ''you're'' out of bounds!
** A much darker example in "[[Recap/GravityFallsS2E12ATaleOfTwoStans A Tale of Two Stans]]" when [[spoiler:Stan starts a fight with his brother who he hasn't seen for years]].
--->'''[[spoiler:Stanford]]:''' You don't understand what I'm up against! What I've been through!\\
'''Grunkle Stan:''' No, no. You don't understand what ''I've'' been through!
** In that same episode, we learn that Stan's mother worked as a phone psychic;
--->'''Stan's mom:''' That'll be 99 cents an hour... No, ''you're'' overpriced! ...Yeah, I predicted you were gonna hang up.
** In "[[Recap/GravityFallsS2E14TheStanchurianCandidate The Stanchurian Candidate]]":
--->'''Soos:''' ''[being manipulated by Dipper and Mabel via mind control tie]'' I don't know much about taxes, but I can promise you a kitten in every pot! ''[Dipper and Mabel argue on the other end]'' That doesn't make sense, Mabel. ''You'' don't make sense, Dipper!
* ''WesternAnimation/HarveyStreetKids'': In "The Great Brain Robbery", after Melvin recovers from a life-changing BrainFreeze:
-->'''Melvin:''' Harvey Girls, I'm so happy to see you!\\
'''Audrey:''' No, ''we're'' happy to see ''you!'' Wait, what?
* In ''WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse'', Pete has taken over the club [[LetsSeeYouDoBetter on a challenge from Mickey]] and hired Disney villains to staff it, but when their obnoxious and selfish behavior drives guests away, he goes to fire the villains. It doesn't go well; Jafar tells him "No, it is you who [[LiteralMetaphor will be fired]]" before giving Pete a RumpRoast.
* A favorite of [[FatIdiot Beezy J. Heinous]] in ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'', even when it has nothing to do with what's being said.
* ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague'': In "[[Recap/JusticeLeagueS1E8And9InjusticeForAll Injustice for All]]", the League finally manages to bring down Lex Luthor once and for all by pulling a sting using the J'onn's shapeshifting abilities. After the ruse is revealed and the evidence has been gathered, J'onn remarks "This is the end of an era", to which Luthor replies "The end of ''your'' era, maybe!" before attempting to kill them.
* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'':
** From "[[Recap/KimPossibleS1E12PainKingVsCleopatra Pain King vs. Cleopatra]]":
--->'''Ron:''' Wait, wait, wait! Wrestling is more than two guys beating on each other! It's also a war of words.\\
'''[[Wrestling/{{Test}} Pain King]]:''' You are going down!\\
'''[[Wrestling/{{Goldberg}} Steel Toe]]:''' [[ArgumentOfContradictions No, you're going down!]]\\
'''Pain King:''' No, ''you're'' going down!\\
'''Steel Toe:''' No, '''you're''' going down!\\
'''Kim:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah]], [[SarcasmMode they're poets]].
** A much more serious version appears at the climax of ''[[WesternAnimation/KimPossibleMovieSoTheDrama So the Drama]]'', when Kim has been pushed too far to bother with her usual banter with her nemesis:
--->'''Kim:''' You know what I really hate?\\
'''Shego:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext That your date melted?]]\\
'''Kim:''' Nah. ''You''.\\
''[[[Awesome/KimPossible Kim kicks Shego into a signal tower]]]''
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'':
** In "[[Recap/TheLegendOfKorraS1E1WelcomeToRepublicCity Welcome to Republic City]]", Korra is not that good with the verbal wit when engaging a member of the local MugglePower movement.
--->'''Protestor:''' [[ElementalPowers Benders]] like ''this girl'' only use their power to oppress [[{{Muggles}} us]]!\\
'''Korra:''' What? I'm not oppressing anyone! You're -- You're oppressing ''yourselves!''\\
'''Protestor:''' [[LampshadeHanging That didn't even make sense!]]
** She uses a nonverbal version later in the same episode. When Tenzin picks her up from the police station, Chief Beifong makes an EyeAmWatchingYou gesture. Korra returns it with the most hilariously furious facial expression.
** In "[[Recap/TheLegendOfKorraS1E5TheSpiritOfCompetition The Spirit of Competition]]", an unhappy Bolin gets one, but he has the excuse of being "{{drunk|OnMilk}}" on his ComfortFood:
--->'''Mako:''' I told you that dating a teammate was a bad idea.\\
'''Bolin:''' ''You're'' a bad idea!
** In "[[Recap/TheLegendOfKorraS2E1RebelSpirit Rebel Sprit]]", Jinora and Ikki get into a brief fight which ends with Ikki saying "You don't make any sense!"
* ''WesternAnimation/MightyMagiswords'': This is Prohyas's go-to comeback for all things. We later learn in a flashback that the Warriors' mother, Kablammica, [[HappilyMarried affectionately teases her husband with this sort of banter]].
-->'''Norman Warrior:''' Oh, and remember that you promised to fix the broken leg on the table.\\
'''Kablammica Warrior:''' ''[flirty]'' ''You're'' a table.\\
'''Norman Warrior:''' ''[laughing]'' Ah, I never get tired of hearing that...!
* In ''WesternAnimation/MikeTysonMysteries'', when the gang are trying to decide what mystery to solve:
-->'''Yung:''' Well, I think the most obvious mystery to solve is [[MissingMom who is my mother]] and [[ParentalAbandonment why did she leave me on Mike Tyson's doorstep when I was a baby]]?\\
'''Pigeon:''' Probably because she didn't want you. There. Mystery solved.\\
'''Yung:''' You're an asshole.\\
'''Pigeon:''' I'm... ''You're'' an asshole.
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'': In the episode "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E7MakeNewFriendsButKeepDiscord Make New Friends but Keep Discord]]", as Discord is trying to do a comedy act at the Grand Galloping Gala (and failing miserably), he scolds the audience for not playing along with a KnockKnockJoke, saying it's the "most basic of jokes". [[TheComicallySerious Maud Pie]], of all ponies, responds with "''You're'' the most basic of jokes."
* The Fireside Girl Jamboree from ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'':
-->'''Candace:''' ''[trying to hack into the Fireside Girls website]'' "You have exceeded your log-in attempts"? No, you've exceeded ''YOUR'' log-in attempts!
* ''WesternAnimation/PickleAndPeanut'':
** In "Tae Kwon Bro", Pickle suggests that the duo take up martial arts and Peanut is hesitant about taking orders from an expert:
--->'''Pickle:''' You just have an authority problem.\\
'''Peanut:''' ''YOU'RE'' AN AUTHORITY PROBLEM!
** In "Bike Jumper" when a bad attempt at a stunt causes Peanut to smash headfirst into the ground, his ghost leaves his body as Pickle tries to stop him for ascending:
--->'''Bike Jumper:''' Pickle, it's too late!\\
'''Pickle:''' ''You're'' too late, man!
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998'', the girls confront school bully Mitch, who has flushed the class hamster down the toilet.
-->'''Mitch:''' It-- It was an accident?\\
'''Blossom:''' ''You're'' an accident!
* ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'':
** In "[[Recap/RegularShowS01Ep07GrilledCheeseDeluxe Grilled Cheese Deluxe]]", when Mordecai and Rigby are pretending to be astronauts:
--->'''Moredecai:''' Dude, quit it, you're gonna break it!\\
'''Rigby:''' No, '''you're''' gonna break it!
** In "[[Recap/RegularShowS01Ep11RigbysBody Rigby's Body]]", an argument between Mordecai and Rigby ends up taking an unexpected direction.
--->'''Moredecai:''' You're a turd.\\
'''Rigby:''' No, ''you're'' the turd!\\
'''Mordecai:''' You're the turd!\\
'''Rigby:''' ''You're'' the turd!\\
'''Pops:''' Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can ''all'' be turds!\\
''[later]''\\
'''Pops:''' Are we having a game of tag, turds?\\
'''Skips:''' I wish you guys wouldn't teach him words like that.
** In "[[Recap/RegularShowS05E16PortableToilet Portable Toilet]]", when Mordecai and Rigby are trapped inside a portable toilet, Rigby's {{Claustrophobia}} kicks in:
--->'''Rigby:''' We're gonna starve before they find us! Why did you eat the whole sandwich?! You should've saved some just in case!\\
'''Mordecai:''' Dude that makes no sense.\\
'''Rigby:''' ''You'' makes no sense! ''[pounds on the door and screams]'' [[HypocriticalHumor Help, I'm trapped in here with a crazy person!]]
* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' brings a subversion:
-->'''Music/HilaryDuff:''' Your album sucks!\\
'''Creator/LindsayLohan:''' ''My'' album sucks!
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'':
-->'''Howard:''' Betty a thief?! That's an absurd proposition!\\
'''Stu:''' ''YOU'RE'' AN ABSURD PROPOSITION!
* In the ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'' episode "[[Recap/SamuraiJackS4E9JackVsAku Jack Vs. Aku]]", we get this exchange between Jack and Aku:
-->'''Aku:''' You see, Jack, [[IKnowYouKnowIKnow I knew that you knew I would cheat]], so I came prepared. And now you will learn what it means to be a fool!\\
'''Jack:''' I am afraid that ''you'' are the fool, Aku.
* From ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'':
** "You're a bread compartment!"
** "You're gay for Moleman." Of course, no one is gay for Moleman.
** "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS6E24LemonOfTroy Lemon of Troy]]":
--->'''Bart:''' Hey! Stop talking bad about my town, man.\\
'''Shelby:''' Why don't you make me?\\
'''Bart:''' I don't make trash, I burn it.\\
'''Shelby:''' Then I guess you're a garbage man.\\
'''Bart:''' Well, I know you are, but what am I?\\
'''Shelby:''' A garbage man.\\
'''Bart:''' I know you are, but what am I?\\
'''Shelby:''' A garbage man.\\
'''Bart:''' I know you are, but what am I?\\
'''Shelby:''' A garbage man.\\
'''Bart:''' Takes one to know one!\\
'''Database:''' Checkmate!
** From "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS10E3BartTheMother Bart the Mother]]", when the bird eggs Bart has been caring for turn out to be lizard eggs. Bart still insists that they're birds, so Lisa retorts:
--->'''Lisa:''' One, they don't have beaks. Two, they don't have feathers and three, they're lizards!\\
'''Bart:''' ''You're'' a lizard!
** In the "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS10E4TreehouseOfHorrorIX Treehouse of Horror IX]]" segment "Hell Toupée", Snake gets executed and Homer gets his hair in a transplant. However, Snake's hair possesses him, and he heads to the Kwik-E-Mart to murder Apu.
--->'''Apu:''' [[OhCrap Snake?! But you're dead!]]\\
'''Snake/Homer:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner I know you are, but what am I?]] ''[grabs Apu and shoves him into the Squishee machine]''\\
'''Apu:''' No, no, [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]...!
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS10E15MargeSimpsonInScreamingYellowHonkers Screaming Yellow Honkers]]", when Bart is dancing around wearing a frozen chicken for pants:
--->'''Lisa:''' Bart, that's tonight's dinner!\\
'''Bart:''' ''You're'' tonight's dinner!\\
'''Lisa:''' [[LampshadeHanging Mom! Bart took what I said and turned it into an insult!]]
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS12E16ByeByeNerdie Bye Bye Nerdie]]", as the bullies are throwing tomatoes at Martin:
--->'''Nelson:''' Why are you throwing tomatoes at yourself, huh? Why are you throwing tomatoes at yourself?\\
'''Martin:''' Your very question is faulty!\\
'''Jimbo:''' ''You're'' faulty!
** From "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS18E13SpringfieldUp Springfield Up]]", when Bart and Lisa are riding dolphins:
--->'''Bart:''' Mine has a cup holder.\\
'''Lisa:''' Bart, that's a blowhole!\\
'''Bart:''' ''You're'' a blowhole!
** In "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS19E14DialNForNerder Dial 'N' for Nerder]]", Martin Prince finds a fake fossil Bart buried.
--->'''Martin:''' Maybe it's one of the major ''Homo''s!\\
'''Bart:''' ''You're'' one of the--\\
'''Lisa:''' Bart, [[EntendreFailure he's not gonna get it]].
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'':
** Towelie, whenever he's stoned (which is most of the time) and someone points out the fact that he is a towel. Every episode he appears in has one of these exchanges:
--->'''Towelie:''' Don't call me stupid! ''You're'' stupid!\\
'''Someone:''' Oh yeah? Well, you're a towel.\\
'''Towelie:''' ''You're'' a towel!
** [[SueDonym Steven McTowelie]] is on "Larry King Live" promoting his book "A Million Little Fibers", when the program is interrupted by a special report from [[IntrepidReporter Geraldo]] [[GonzoJournalism Rivera]]:
--->'''Geraldo:''' Larry, this brave reporter has spent days investigating and researching and I have come up with a shocking discovery that is going to rock the balls and ass of the literary world... [[SueDonym Steven McTowelie]], author of "A Million Little Fibers"... is a ''towel''!\\
'''Towelie:''' ''You're'' a towel.\\
'''Geraldo:''' No, ''you're'' a towel.\\
'''Towelie:''' Well you're a ''[[MistakenForRacist beaner]]'' towel.\\
'''Geraldo:''' What did you say?!\\
'''Towelie:''' Sorry, I'm high.
** Or earlier in the same episode, when attempting to get "A Million Little Fibers" published:
--->'''Publisher:''' I'm sorry to tell you this, sir, but nobody's ever going to publish your memoirs.\\
'''Towelie:''' Huh? Why not?\\
'''Publisher:''' Well, just the small trivial fact that... people aren't interested in autobiographies of towels.\\
'''Towelie:''' Well, yeah, but maybe people will read my memoirs and like, apply its lessons to their own lives.\\
'''Publisher:''' No. They won't. Because they're people. And you're a towel.\\
'''Towelie:''' ''[mumbling under breath]'' ''You're'' a towel...\\
'''Publisher:''' No. I'm a big book publisher who's not the least bit interested in your stony memoirs. ''You're'' a towel.
** Episode 708, "[[Recap/SouthParkS7E8SouthParkIsGay South Park is Gay]]":
--->'''Craig:''' HA! Told you you guys were straight!\\
'''Cartman:''' We're not straight! You're straight!\\
'''Jason, Craig, Tweek, Token:''' You're straight!\\
'''Cartman:''' You're straight like a freeway!\\
'''Mr. Garrison:''' What the hell is going on??\\
'''Cartman:''' You wish you were gay, Craig! In your dreams!!\\
'''Craig:''' I'm not just gay, I'm a catamite.\\
'''Cartman:''' ...So? I'm half bisexual!\\
'''Mr. Garrison:''' Oh, stop it! You kids don't even know what you're talking about!! Eric, you're not half-bi!\\
'''Cartman:''' I'm like, a quarter-bi. My grandpa was bi, so that makes me quarter-bi.\\
'''Mr. Garrison:''' WHAT?
** Episode 808, "[[Recap/SouthParkS8E8DoucheAndTurd Douche and Turd]]":
--->'''Giant Douche:''' ...look at my opponent. He is a turd sandwich.\\
'''Turd Sandwich:''' ''You're'' a turd sandwich.\\
'''Giant Douche:''' No, sir, if you'll pardon me, you are in fact, the turd sandwich.\\
'''Turd Sandwich:''' You're a turd sandwich.\\
'''Giant Douche:''' Sir, you are a turd sandwich.\\
'''Turd Sandwich:''' You're a turd sandwich.
** Episode 1302, "[[Recap/SouthParkS13E2TheCoon The Coon]]":
--->'''Maitre D:''' Got everything you need here, sir? Okay on beverages, buffet items?\\
'''Cartman:''' Yes, it's fine!\\
'''Maitre D:''' Great. Hey, I just want to say that the Airport Hilton really appreciates your continued business.\\
'''Cartman:''' What do you mean "continued"? You don't know who I am!\\
'''Maitre D:''' Aren't you that little boy who had his ginger pride rally and his AIDS benefit here, before?\\
'''Cartman:''' No, I'm not that kid!\\
'''Maitre D:''' Oh. Oh, oh, really? Oh, my bad. I'm actually relieved. That kid was kind of a douchebag.\\
'''Cartman:''' '''''YOU'RE''''' '''A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG! GET OUTTA HERE!'''
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'':
** In "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS1E4NaughtyNauticalNeighborsBoatingSchool Naughty Nautical Neighbors]]", most of [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick's arguments revolve around this.
** In "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E13NewStudentStarfishClams New Student Starfish]]", when [=SpongeBob=] gets mad at Patrick after his antics in boating class cost him one of his prized "good noodle stars".
--->'''Patrick:''' Well, who cares about a stupid star?\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Gee, Patrick, it seems like you would care a lot about stupid stars, considering you ''are'' one!
* Infamously from the ''WesternAnimation/StreetFighter'' cartoon:
-->'''Fei Long:''' Look at you! You've neglected your training, and turned against all of your friends!\\
'''Ken:''' And YOU! You're a loser!
* Done in the ''New WesternAnimation/{{Teen Titans|2003}}'' short "Taped Before a Live Studio Audience":
-->'''Cyborg:''' You can't [[RealityBreakingParadox divide tape with tape]]! You [[EarthShatteringKaboom created a paradox]]!\\
'''Robin:''' No, ''you'' did!
* ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitansGo'':
** "[[Recap/TeenTitansGoS2E1MrButt Mr. Butt]]" has Blackfire tell Beast Boy dressed as Starfire that he looks ridiculous. Beast Boy replies "No, you look ridiculous!"
** In "[[Recap/TeenTitansGoS5E3And4Kabooms Kabooms]]", as the Titans attempt to write a movie:
--->'''Robin:''' This is terrible! Your main character has no redeeming qualities!\\
'''Beast Boy:''' ''You's'' a redeeming quality, fool!
* In the ''WesternAnimation/TurboFAST'' episode "Turbo Does Laundry", when Hardcase needs help sending a video on a smartphone:
-->'''Hardcase:''' Will middle clicking the mouse help?\\
'''Jerry:''' No. You don't have a mouse. That's your TV remote.\\
'''Hardcase:''' ''You're'' a TV remote.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Unikitty}}'': In the episode "Film Fest", following Hawkodile's one-man action film:
-->'''Richard:''' Princess, I think the audience has had enough of these mindless feel-good stories.\\
'''Hawkodile:''' ''You're'' a mindless feel-good story! ''(runs off in tears)''
* In the ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTalesInTheHouse'' episode "[[Recap/VeggieTalesInTheHouseS1E2 Gettin' Angry]]", Larry claims that his stinky cheese was in the running for World's Stinkiest Cheese, according to The Stinkological Institute:
-->'''Bob:''' That sounds made up.\\
'''Larry:''' ''You'' sound made up!
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* Done hilariously by UsefulNotes/BorisYeltsin. After a meeting with President UsefulNotes/BillClinton, both stood outside to address the press. Yeltsin decided to answer previous press reports that the meeting was going to be a disaster. Addressing the press, Yeltsin replied, "Well now for the first time I can tell you, that ''you're'' a disaster." Cue Clinton laughing like a hyena.
* In 2014, Republican Texas Governor Richard "Rick" Perry was indicted on charges of abuse of power and coercion of a public officer (read, indicted not convicted) by the Texas State Grand Jury, located in primarily Democratic Travis County. The next day, he issued his statement regarding the incident, in which he said "This indictment is the abuse of power here."
* An uncomfortable number of political debates can sink to this level, usually because one wing knows more about a certain issue than the other. It's not uncommon to hear accusations of propaganda and scare-mongering from representatives who use similar tactics to get voters on their side.
* {{Invoked|Trope}} and [[AvertedTrope denied]] during the Nuremburg Trials. The International Military Tribunal explicitly denied the defendants' use of the ''tu quoque'' argument (literally Latin for "you too") as a defense. In other words, accusing their accusers of similar acts was not a defense against having committed said acts. For instance, the death of the majority of the 200,000 malnourished and deathly-ill German soldiers taken prisoner at Stalingrad (who were not treated with the high degree of care that would have been required for them to recover and survive) did not excuse the German Army's decision to kill 3 million Soviet [=POWs=] through thirst, starvation, exposure, and disease (successfully killing 2/3 of that number before the SS claimed the survivors, using them to implement UsefulNotes/TheHolocaust or working them to death as slaves).
* In the third [[UsefulNotes/AmericanPoliticalSystem presidential debate]] of 2016, when UsefulNotes/HillaryClinton accused UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump of being a "puppet" for the Russian government, Trump furiously interrupted her with the retort, "No puppet! No puppet! ''You're'' the puppet!"
** President Trump remained on-brand for the first 2020 presidential debate, by responding to many of Biden's credible claims with: "I didn't X... you did". It was not an edifying experience.
* German satirist Kurt Tucholsky effectively did this 1929 with a Prussian anti-tripe (says anti-porn, read anti-any liberal viewpoint) law. He shoots it into pieces and at the end quotes from it: "Tripe must be worthless in each regard. Tripe must be disgusting to its uncleanliness. That's it. This law falls under itself."
* [[UsefulNotes/ElectronicEntertainmentExpo E3 2019]] gives us a more wholesome example than most, with Creator/KeanuReeves responding to an audience member calling him "breathtaking" by pointing at him and saying "''You're'' breathtaking! You're all breathtaking!"
* Among psychological abusers, a common way to deflect accusations is to combine UsefulNotes/VictimBlaming with PlayingTheVictimCard: Think of what a terrible time this poor abuser must be having with all these cruel people accusing them of abuse! In other words, "I'm not the abuser, ''you're'' the abuser!" This is common enough that it's been given the FunWithAcronyms nickname [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARVO DARVO]]: Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender.
* During the Cold War, American criticisms of the Soviet Union's political repression were so routinely responded to with [[UsefulNotes/CivilRightsMovement "And you are lynching Negroes"]] ("А у вас негров вешают" in Russian) that it became a CatchPhrase of the Soviet ambassadors.
* [[https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Whataboutism Whataboutism or Whataboutery]] is a variant of this; when presented with an accusation, someone using this doesn't simply reverse the original accusation, but instead attempts to shift the conversation to a new topic where the accuser can be shown to have fallen short, or is flatly guilty of something. To pick as non-political an example as possible - see the linked page for those - consider something like:
--> '''Adam:''' I cannot believe you didn't do the washing-up - I asked you twice!\\
'''Brendan:''' Well, you didn't fill up the car the last time you used it.\\
'''Adam:''' ({{Beat}}) That's true, but it's not what we were talking about, which is the fact that we have food here and ''no clean cutlery to eat it with!''
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