-->"This list is completely my opinion and as such is %100 factual." - From the second paragraph.

One girl's quest to make her opinions about every last species of [[{{Pokemon}} Pokémon]] known to the world, preferably by utilising the most {{Troperiffic}} way possible. Written by Australian teenager Rachel Macwhirter, this is an ongoing series that at the moment has a somewhat erratic update schedule, but {{Word Of God}} says that it should be updating every Friday from now on.

As of April 2012, it's been restarted. The posts can be read starting from [[http://chromagic.blogspot.com.au/2012/04/reboot-my-opinions-on-every-pokemon.html here]].
!!This list contains examples of:
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: "Ooh, look! He's wearing a bowtie!"
* BlatantLies: A whole lot.
** In [[http://chromagic.blogspot.com/2011/02/my-opinions-on-every-pokemon-ever.html Volume 7]]: "I was happy because it was a Pokémon with brown hair, like me. And, you know, huge long talons. Also like me."
* CloudCuckooLander: Rachel seems to be one.
* ComMons: Inevitable in a project like this.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin
* GoshDangItToHeck: Quoted directly in Volume 8.
* [[GottaCatchEmAll Gotta Review 'Em All]]
* MundaneMadeAwesome:
** "Ekans' name is [[spoiler:'Snake' backwards]]!"
** "Our Lord And Master Lord Pablo", the [[spoiler: shiny, moe]] Spearow/Fearow.
** Cannons Of Justice.
* OneOfUs: But of course.
* SarcasmMode: Tends to happen quite a bit. Overlaps with BlatantLies territory. Sometimes comes complete with emphatic italics.
* ScheduleSlip: Happened a while back. Seems to be back on track now, so fingers crossed.
* ShoutOut: [[http://chromagic.blogspot.com/2011/01/my-opinions-on-every-pokemon-ever_17.html Volume 5]] mentions [[HarryPotter parseltongue]].
** And in [[http://chromagic.blogspot.com/2011/04/my-opinions-on-every-pokemon-ever_22.html Volume 9]] - [[Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily WALUIGI HATES THIS]].
* UnreliableNarrator: She sure does seem to have a bias towards the cuter Pokémon.
* WriteWhatYouKnow