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->'''B'wana Beast:''' B'wana Beast. How you doin'?\\
'''Zatanna:''' ''(notices his stare)'' My ''legs'' are fine... as is the rest of me. ''(points to her face)'' Up here.\\
'''B'wana Beast:''' Whoa! [[YouGotSpunk She's got the fire of the cheetah in her!]] ''(snarls)''\\
'''Zatanna:''' ''(to Batman, annoyed)'' Why are you doing this to me?
-->-- ''[[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Justice League Unlimited]]'', "This Little Piggy"

An almost AlwaysFemale StockPhrase, especially if the woman has GagBoobs or her outfit may as well be VaporWear. Of course if the woman purposefully dressed provocatively, she wants people to look, just not the person she is talking to. Used to [[LampshadeHanging lampshade]] the MaleGaze, though occasionally a well-endowed man will utter it as well for laughs.

Can also be a good FunTShirt print.

TruthInTelevision. Compare DistractedByTheSexy. See also: MaleGaze, which often prompts this reaction.
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[[folder:Advertising]]
* Spoofed in an advertisement which featured an attractive sports reporter interviewing an athlete who kept leering down at her body, causing her to say, "[[SarcasmMode And my breasts have one more question for you...]]"
* [[http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SGoRNg3qSH0&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSGoRNg3qSH0 Another, much more famous, spoof]]: MarionCotillard in [[MemeticMutation FOREHEAD TITTAES]]!
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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* Misaki says this in ''Anime/ExcelSaga'' to [[BreakingTheFourthWall the]] [[MaleGaze camera]] in her introduction.
* Miharu from ''Manga/BGataHKei'' says this to her [[VitriolicBestBuds best friend]] Yamada, after the latter [[ACupAngst laments over her relative flat-chested-ness]] (Yamada's a B) and observing how very well-endowed (Miharu's an F) the former is.
---> '''Yamada''': What do you want, F-shita? ''*looks at Miharu's rack*''
---> '''Miharu''': ''*grabs Yamada's chin*'' My name's Takeshita. Look at my face.
* In ''{{Nightschool}}'', Sarah uses this line on a coworker and old college friend who's flirting with her. Since he's a vampire, however, he's staring at her neck instead of the usual area.
* [[GenderFlip Gender Flipped]] in ''Manga/SeitokaiYakuindomo'', where it's almost all of the female characters who are perverts. Their eyes often wander down to TheOneGuy's crotch, which leads to him telling them to look up.
* Hirasawa Ui from ''Manga/KOn'' has something of an attitude like this towards Sawako-sensei because the latter's pointing out the former's greater endowment (when compared to her older sister) ruins her {{Twin Switch}}es.
-->'''Ui:''' Good morning to my chest?!
* Hadzuki Nouge from ''Manga/KoeDeOshigoto'' is not aware that boys are looking at her breasts unless she is told so.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* In the ''ComicBook/TomStrong'' story introducing Jonni Future, the [[InTheBlood niece]] with GagBoobs related to ScienceHero Johnny Future says this when she meets Johnny's [[BeastMan male felinoid]] sidekick. To be fair, Johnny's own outfit was ridiculously beefcake and he didn't expect to be succeeded by a girl. He even had a CleavageWindow to show off his muscular, hairy chest!
* Sachs from the ''Sachs and Violens'' comic book has a T-shirt with that phrase printed on it.
* This might as well be PowerGirl's CatchPhrase, [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/pgbust_9217.jpg as seen here]]. Of course, it might be a little hypocritical when you're wearing a CleavageWindow...
* One ''JusticeLeagueOfAmerica'' comic, featuring a meeting between LexLuthor, SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker, and Cheetah with this problem.
-->'''Cheetah:''' Quit staring! My eyes are up here!\\
'''SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker:''' I ''know'' where your eyes are.
* Subverted and {{Lampshaded}} in ''ComicBook/IdentityCrisis'', which Green Arrow notes Slipknot's eyes aren't on Wonder Woman's rack, but on her hip -- where her Magic Lasso is located.
* In the second issue of the 2011 reboot of ''ComicBook/TeenTitans'', we get this exchange between Tim (Red Robin) Drake and Cassie (Wonder Girl) Sandsmark:
-->'''Cassie:''' Yo! Up here. ''(points at eyes)'' And before you ask -- Yes, they're real.\\
'''Tim:''' I wasn't looking at, um... ''them'', Cassie. I was trying to figure out how those war bracelets you're wearing are invisible.
* Subverted with minor ''ComicBook/GoldDigger'' character Ayane, a mixed martial artist. She actually doesn't mind people looking at her chest. It keeps them from looking at the [[BlessedWithSuck unfortunately]] permanent DeathGlare she has.
* In ''{{Hawkeye}}'' #8, Penny says this this to Clint after she takes off her coat to reveal the stripper outfit she had on underneath.
* ''Comicbook/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica'' #2 (2013) has this exchange as the new team meet each other for the first time:
-->'''Comicbook/{{Catwoman}}:''' My eyes are up are, sweetheart.
-->'''Vibe:''' ''Huh?'' I '''know'''.
* From ''ComicBook/{{Batgirl 2009}}:''
-->'''Stephanie:''' Now stop looking at my chest.
-->'''[[BrattyHalfPint Damian]]:''' [[ACupAngst What "chest?"]]
-->'''Stephanie:''' ''...hate...''
* {{Subverted}} when BlueBeetle met {{Supergirl}} and did not immediately realize who she was. When she points out the [[BroughtToYouByTheLetterS logo on her shirt]], he replies that he was "[[NotDistractedByTheSexy raised not to stare]]."
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[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* PlayedWith in the Norwegian comic strip ''M'': [[http://www.start.no/m/?m=20090426 here]] and [[http://www.start.no/m/?m=20090502 here]]. With a guy.
* [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/db/2010/db100213.gif This]] ''ComicStrip/{{Doonesbury}}'' comic with "the angry chick".
* [[http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4126/nemi060920cw9.gif This]] ''ComicStrip/{{Nemi}}'' strip has the girl experiment a bit on it.
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[[folder:Comedy]]
* Parodied by an Israeli stand-up comedian once.
-->"I donít get women who say, 'My eyes are up here!' Cool, and your breasts are down here."
* Also parodied by JimGaffigan. Stating that he'd just gotten stomach implant, but he wasn't some piece of flesh to be oogled at.
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* In the HungerGames fanfiction ''Fanfic/SomeSemblanceOfMeaning'', [[ShrinkingViolet Vale]] uses this in her first conversation with District One's [[PrivilegedRival Obsidian]], who had been [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny admiring the sparkly necklace her sister gave her]]. He calls her "sparkle girl" and tells her that it's shiny and pretty, and she responds, "Yeah, my eyes are pretty, too, One--not that youíre looking at them." (This may have been the first indication that Vale was a Type B {{Tsundere}}. Also, Obsidian actually ''was'' just looking at her necklace.)
* The [[MeaningfulName aptly-titled]], {{NSFW}} website ''Rule 34'' ([[RuleThirtyFour and with a]] [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin name like that]]...) has a funny (and ''[[NippleAndDimed only mildly]]'' NSFW) [[http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/447990#search=medusa featured image]] ([[http://rule34-images.paheal.net/33fbe14a2ad67858986bd73b35629c64/447990%20-%20Gorgon%20Greek_mythology%20Joe_Randel%20Medusa%20featured_image%20mythology.jpg image only]]) about a GorgeousGorgon that combines this trope with ShmuckBait. In case you haven't already figured it out, click on a link and see what I mean.
** Then you get ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}''[='s=] equally NSFW [[http://www.oglaf.com/snakeskin/1/ version]] ...
* ''The Last Kiss Goodbye''. Private eye Jane Kates hands around a photograph of the dame she's been hired to find.
-->It was actually a close-up of her breasts -- that's the only part guys look at anyway.
* ''Farce Contact'', a StarTrekEnterprise ParodyFic. T'Pol's catsuit is explained as a SecretTestOfCharacter designed by the Vulcan Science Directorate. She would know humanity had achieved true sentience when the crew stopped talking to her chest.
* ''Ezreal: a True Champion'', a [[LeagueofLegends League of Legends]] fanfic, brings us a rare gender-flipped example from Malcolm Graves.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9891754/1/Girl-On-Fire Girl On Fire]]'', a ''Series/LostGirl'' ''Literature/TheHungerGames'' mashup, Bo winds up staring at Lauren's breasts when they are both stripped while waiting for their stylist.
-->'''Lauren:''' ''(tilting Bo's head back to eye level)'' It was uh...flattering for the first thirty seconds but I'm getting worried about you.
** Although to be fair, what attracts Bo's attention in the first place are actually the scars just under Lauren's breasts.
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[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* Played straight in ''WesternAnimation/{{Antz}}''. When Weaver meets the lovely Azteca on his first day as a worker ant, he spends a bit too much time during their introduction staring at her legs.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* A gender-switched example occurred in ''[[Literature/{{Twilight}} New Moon]]''. Whenever Bella talks to Jacob, her eyes are almost always on his almost-always bare chest. (Didn't he even say something like "My eyes are up here" once?)
* Literature/BridgetJones has a coworker called Mr Fitzherbert that she had nicknamed "Tits Pervert" for this very reason.
* 1939 version of ''Film/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame'' has sexually frustrated villain Frollo staring at Esmeralda's breasts when they meet first time.
* In ''NickAndNorahsInfinitePlaylist'', Norah says this to Nick the first time he sees after [[SheCleansUpNicely his gay friends give her a more flattering bra to wear]].
* The truck stop waitress in ''Film/TenaciousDInThePickOfDestiny'' wears a shirt which reads "My Face Is Up Here".
* ''Film/AKnightsTale'': When William is bludgeoning his way through a love letter to Jocelyn, Roland and Wat mention that he should mention that he "misses her breasts", after which Chaucer says, "I would tend to look above her breasts, William."
-->"[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I miss her neck]]?"
* Inverted in ''Film/WhereTheTruthLies'', when Lanny tells a female audience member "I think you have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen. Now you notice I say 'I think you've got the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen'; that's because I haven't actually seen them yet. I've been too busy staring at your cans."
* In ''Film/KungPowEnterTheFist'', The Chosen One is frequently distracted by Whoa's (single) breast.
* In the monster movie ''Film/{{Sharktopus}}'', this is said by a reporter (Stacy) to the boatman she's trying to hire (Pez) when he ogles her breasts.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* ''Literature/SpecialCircumstances'':
** Throughout the series, the buxom heroine, Barbara, often has to remind men that her bosom is not where to find her eyes.
** In ''Queen of Wands'', [[spoiler:Janea, in the metaphorical version of [=DragonCon=],]] has to remind Kelly Lockhart of where to find her eyes. His response: "I've made my decision."
* In the ''Literature/SixteenThirtyTwo'' novel, once Gretchen (who is very attractive and very well endowed) marries, she affectionately teases her husband [[spoiler:Jeff]] "Stop looking at mein tits! What scandal!"
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* An awkward moment in ''Series/ICarly'', which is a kids show:
-->'''Carly:''' I'm not a twig. I'm getting curvier everyday!\\
'''Freddie:''' ''(turns at Carly)'' I know.\\
'''Carly:''' ''(sternly)'' Eyes up, dude.
* There was a ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' (guest host Kirstie Alley) where they had female aliens who had evolved their eyes in their breasts, because that's where all the men were looking.
* Done by Sally in an episode of ''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun''. A professor at Dick's university is staring at her chest. She says, "I'm up here." He responds, "A lot of women like to think that."
* When Troy and Britta accidentally discover that the other is taking dance classes in ''Series/{{Community}}'', Britta can't help but have her eyes drawn downwards -- twice -- to a certain spot in Troy's tights.
-->"I know it's tempting to sneak a peek, but I'm gonna need for you to keep your eyes up here."
** Also shows up when Troy, Abed and Annie are trying to find evidence that Alan got Jeff fired. Annie is incensed that all she is used for is bait. Abed and Troy have no idea what she said.
* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''
** Show up when Ted and Marshall were at a gay bar looking for Barney's gay brother; they were constantly getting hit on by guys.
** Happens with Ted and Robin in Atlantic City -- with Robin wearing a bikini T-shirt. "Are you staring at my shirt boobs?"
* Kate says this to Sawyer in the ''Series/{{Lost}}'' episode "Catch-22" after he walks in on her dressing.
* ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''
** In an episode, J.D.'s [[ImagineSpot daydream]] involves Dr. Cox wetting himself out of nervousness. J.D. is staring at Cox's crotch for a good several seconds before Cox has to whistle and repeat the name of the trope several times to get J.D. back to reality.
** Also inverted when J.D. and Elliot are in the locker room together. J.D. says they need to talk about the sexual tension, Elliot wheels around wearing only a bra and tells J.D. that there ''is'' no sexual tension. J.D. desperately tries to keep looking at her face until Elliot tells him to just look down before his neck snaps. Which he does. "Awesome".
** And in another episode...
-->'''Molly:''' Hello there.\\
''(all looks at her chest)''\\
'''Molly:''' Yep, those are my boobs.\\
''(all looks at her face)''
** As well in one of the Ben episodes, where Carla talks to J.D. alone about trusting his instincts - Carla teases him by asking him if he wants her body. J.D is flustered at first but gives in to the MaleGaze and Carla replies with a simple "Up here, Bambi".
* Kitty of ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' says this to Michael repeatedly, regardless of whether he's actually looking at her breasts. And sometimes ''[[HypocriticalHumor while flashing him]]''.
* Discussed in ''Series/{{House}}'', season 4 episode 2. When the fake breast enhancement surgery they planned is threatened to be cancelled, the title character exclaims: "Would you condemn this woman to a life where people look ''at her face'' when they talk to her?"
* Alan ends up doing this in ''TwoAndAHalfMen''... and at a really bad time, as Jake had just got suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a big breasted girl (daughter of the woman he was staring at).
** To be fair to Alan, the woman in question was not only very well-endowed, but she was also showing a lot of cleavage, and given that their discussion was keeping his mind on the subject of ogling breasts, it would have been strange if his eyes ''hadn't'' wandered a few times.
* A terrific subversion/lampshading happens in ''Series/TheXFiles'' episode "Humbug" in which Scully catches a sideshow freak staring at her chest through her unbuttoned shirt just as said freak notices Scully staring at his deformed conjoined twin through his opened robe. Both cover up immediately in embarrassment.
* In ''Series/DoctorWho'' Rory is told off twice after staring a bit too long at a naked statue (the Venus de Milo) and then at [[spoiler: older]] Amy.
-->'''The Doctor/[[spoiler:Older]] Amy:''' Eyes front soldier.
* On ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow'', [[TheChick Kate]] mentions trying to get a drunk [[HeWhoMustNotBeSeen Mr. Bell]] to stare at her face instead of her chest. They wound up compromising on the neck.
* ''Series/{{Castle}}'' has a moment of this in a season 2 episode where the BodyOfTheWeek was reported while coroner Lainie was out clubbing. Turns out she's surprisingly buxom when not wearing scrubs.
--> '''Lainie:''' ''(to Beckett)'' Well, unlike you, I don't stand around all day waiting for a body to drop. Quit lookin' at the girls, Castle.
** And she says it without missing a beat, making it [[CrowningMomentOfFunny all the funnier]]. Poor Castle has so much trouble not staring that he simply looks ''away''.
* ''Series/StargateUniverse'': Lt. [[BoobsOfSteel James]] does this to [=McKay=] at one point. In a previous episode, she implies she's done it before.
** He then attempts to ogle her butt, she is however well aware of his intentions and makes him walk in front of her.
* ''TheBigBangTheory'': In an effort to help Leonard get tenure, Penny dresses in a tight, low-cut dress and plans to flirt with the tenure committee...at a funeral. Raj stares at her chest, looks away when he notices Penny looking at him, then immediately looks back at Penny's cleavage the instant she looks away.
* Inverted in ''ThirtyRock'' when Hazel comes to work wearing only a bra underneath her page jacket and irritably demands, "Eyes down here, boys. I have breasts, you know!"
* An outtake of ''HappyEndings'' (included in the second season DVD) had Elisha Cuthbert saying this to Zachary Knighton. (She was wearing a bikini top at the time.)
* Believe it or not, it happens on RealityTelevision, too. Just ask Jupiter (''PirateMaster'').
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[[folder:Music]]
* Appears in the lyrics to "American Dreamgirl" by Joydrop:
-->''Hey Mr. Music\\
My name's not honey\\
And don't call me dear\\
My eyes are up here''
* On the ''Folsom Prison'' live album, Music/JohnnyCash introduces June Carter to sing the duet "Jackson" with him, and they talk a bit, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Johnny Cash:''' Well, I like to watch you talk.\\
'''June Carter:''' I'm talking with my ''mouth''. It's way up here.
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[[folder:Print Media]]
* Played straight and subverted by ''Toyfare'' magazine. Female toys will have word ballons saying this. Sometimes other toys you don't expect will have this as well. (Ex: the Bomarr Monk from ''Star Wars: Return of the Jedi''.)
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* The ''TabletopGame/HeroClix'' PowerGirl figure (see "comic books" above) from the "Brave and the Bold" set has a special power called, "Eyes Up Here, Soldier". It causes opposing figures to [[DistractedByTheSexy drop their defenses]]. While it doesn't work on robots, [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer it does work on other women]].
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 3}}''. Sydney, a [[ShoutOut relic]] [[Series/RelicHunter hunter]], will say phrases like "Eyes up here, please," and "Less gawking, more walking," when you speak to her if you decide to team up with her to retrieve and split the loot you're both after.
* Fusionette from ''VideoGame/CityOfHeroes'' has been known to say this a time or two.
* Ruby from ''GaiaOnline'' used to say this in her shop dialogue. Since the shops have been revamped, the line is now immortalized by the bonus pose of a collectible doll of her... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin blue eyes like hers]].
* A PA in ''VideoGame/StarOceanTheLastHope'' has Edge walking in on Reimi in the shower while searching for [[BlindWithoutEm Sarah's]] glasses. Reimi catches him while he's still partially stooped over, causing him to get eye level with her chest. He comments on her growth. She demands to know who he's talking to. Cue the ArmorPiercingSlap.
* This exact phrase is one of the dialogue option for the female protagonist (who starts the game only in her underwear) during the first dialogue with Atton Rand in ''VideoGame/KnightsOfTheOldRepublic II: The Sith Lords''.
* An inversion occurs in the fan-made ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights2'' mod "DarkWaters". In the first chapter, in which you learn about the memories/personality quirks/etc. that were implanted into you and your party at the beginning, a female player has to remind Daniel that she has breasts when he starts treating her like the person whose memories she has.
* A very silly inversion occurs during one piece of random dialogue in ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'', where Varric reminds Isabela where his eyes are when she starts examining his [[CarpetOfVirility chest hair]].
* In ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006'' there were scenes where they tried and succeeded to [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar get this past the radar]]. In said game, [[BaseBreaker Shadow]] repeatedly glances at [[MsFanservice Rouge's]] breasts, although you only notice if you pay close attention to where he's looking. But in one scene, he trails off and just stares until she looks at him and he looks nervously to the side.
* ''VideoGame/FearEffect'': ''Retro Helix'' has Hana talking to this male {{Jerkass}} and she states the trope.
* In ''VideoGame/LeisureSuitLarry: Love for Sail!'' when talking to the nudist [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Drew Barringmore]], she'll chide Larry as his gaze gradually drops. [[EasterEgg Unless you found the earplugs]].
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Wulffmorgenthaler'': [[SnakeOilSalesman Dick Bird]] proposes [[http://wumo.com/2007/07/20 a practical way]] to avert this trope.
* ''Webcomic/{{Krakow}}''
** [[InvertedTrope Inverted]] and PlayedForLaughs in ''[[http://www.krakow.krakowstudios.com/krakow/archive.php?date=20060214 this strip]]''. Lucretia, a [[HornyDevils succubus]], has three eyes. Being summoned by a guy who keeps staring at her ThirdEye pisses her off.
-->'''Lucretia:''' HEY! What do you think you're staring at!?! My boobs are down here, buster!
** Also played with in [[http://www.krakow.krakowstudios.com/krakow/archive.php?date=20060302 a later strip]]; apparently, demons consider a succubus' horns to be attractive, leading to a "I'm down here" remark.
* Jade of ''Webcomic/PvP'' has a ''VideoGame/CityOfHeroes'' character named The Titillator, with a PowerGirl-esque costume and the battle cry "Eyes up here, buddy!"
* ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures''
** Notably averted in [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1001.php this strip]], where Dan is clearly looking at [[spoiler:his succubus grandmother]] in the eyes despite her being way taller than him.
** Not to mention [[{{Lampshade}} lampshaded]] [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey beautifully]] in [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_662.php this]] earlier one about hypnosis.
** Inverted in [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1261.php this strip]] where a shirtless guy doesn't like the attention.
** They even [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Ab_024.php invert it on occasion.]]
* In ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' Winston has a different reason for potentially saying that: [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01074.htm squeaky shoe covers.]]
* ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation'' has a hilarious inversion in one of the [[http://keychain.patternspider.net/comics/firstmeeting.gif extra strips]], with Marena trying to divert Misho to her other pair of eyes.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Applegeeks}}'', one of Alice's signature shirts is a black T-shirt with an arrow pointing up on her chest.
* A male example occurs in ''Webcomic/PennyAndAggie'' when Karen deliberately walks in, naked, on her boyfriend Marshall while he's showering in the gym.
* In [[http://www.cheercomic.com/?date=2007-02-17 one comic]] of ''Webcomic/{{Cheer}}'', Kevin actually finds himself ''physically unable'' to pull his eyes from Karen's chest after she gets her new (and [[CleavageWindow rather revealing]]) cheerleader uniform. [[http://www.cheercomic.com/?date=2007-03-13 A few comics later]], he gets sunglasses, apparently with the sole intent of making Karen unable to tell where his eyes are pointed.
* [[http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2006-09-21 This]] ''Webcomic/{{Concerned}}'' strip has Gordon Frohman eying Dr Mossman's chest.
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance''
** Torg gets it from Aylee after [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/980605 she shed her old form for a more female-looking one]].
** Torg and Riff get this response from [[http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20080808 another player]] in a [[MassivelyMultiplayerOnlineRolePlayingGame MMORPG]].
** Torg also gets this reaction [[http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20100201 from Sasha]]. [[LampshadeHanging Who is wearing a shirt with a row of "i"s on it.]]
* The proper response to this comment is [[http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20070508 demonstrated]] by Rayne in ''Webcomic/LeastICouldDo''.
* Implied in the [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20080607.html introductory strip]] of [=DiDi=] in ''Webcomic/MenageA3''.
* [[http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/On-behalf-of-men-everywhere,-sorry-ladies.-We-just-cant-help-it..png This strip]] of ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness''.
-->"Yes, but your tits are down there."
* [[http://the-qlc.com/loserz/go/259 This strip]] of ''Webcomic/{{Loserz}}'' lampshades it.
-->'''Adam:''' Yeah. And so is your hair. What's your point?
* This is the well-endowed Lady Germany's BerserkButton in ''Webcomic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld''.
-->'''Lady Germany:''' [[http://satwcomic.com/iron-lady YOU WILL LOOK ME IN THE EYES OR DESPAIR!]]
* We don't know exactly what is done to this trope in this (probably '''NSFW''') ''Webcomic/OwMySanity'' [[http://owmysanity.comicgenesis.com/d/20101227.html chapter cover]], but ''something'' is done to it.
* While it has yet to happen on-panel, Darby of ''Webcomic/TruLifeAdventures'' has implied she has to say this. A lot.
* This distraction saves an adventurer's life in ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'', as without it he would have gazed on a [[TakenForGranite medusa's]] hideous face rather than its [[GorgeousGorgon less-than-hideous body]]. (Though it turns out looking at either makes him rock-hard...)
* ''Webcomic/{{Exiern}}'': "[[http://www.exiern.com/?p=1484 I know where your eyes are]]".
* Parodied in ''Webcomic/HarkAVagrant'' with [[http://beatonna.livejournal.com/41704.html John Paul]].
* In ''Webcomic/NipAndTuck'', Hortence wears a wig rather than falsies to establish that she's female because she is quite aware of this trope's existence and would rather have people looking at her face.
* ''Webcomic/{{Cordless}}'': Venia gives Alfonso this remark, not for the first time it seems, but he immediately points out the hypocrisy of saying that while dressed in {{stripperiffic}} garb.
-->'''Venia:''' And we've been over this. My face. Up here.\\
'''Alfonso:''' Soz. Even with your ''extremely modest'' duds Al somehow can't help himself, you know?\\
'''Venia:''' Point taken.
* In ''Webcomic/OurLittleAdventure'', [[http://danielscreations.com/ola/comics/ep0107.html Angelika exploits this to hide something under her shirt.]]
* In a ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1865#comic strip]], a statitican's response is "I have no data to support that conclusion."
* Faye of ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' wears a shirt with an upward arrow over her chest in at least one strip. Marten once mentioned that she "punches [him] if [his] eyes stray south of her jawline."
* Played with in ''Webcomic/TimesLikeThis'', as [[http://timeslikethis.com/?id=313 this exchange]] takes place in an online virtual chatroom.
--->'''[=Philip78TX=]:''' Long time no see! How's things with you?\\
'''[=NanoCassDFW=]:''' I'm holding up.\\
'''[=Philip78TX=]:''' I can see that. ;)\\
'''[=NanoCassDFW=]:''' Eyes up here, pervo. :P\\
'''[=Philip78TX=]:''' Can't a man compliment a woman on how well-built her virtual form is?
* Played straight in ''Webcomic/TheDreadful'' when Poe is trying to persuade Lucas that she's Kit's twin sister. After Lucas fails to look closely at her face as she instructed, Poe gets angry. Lucas, having only seen Kit angry, instantly spots the likeness.
* Hilariously [[InvertedTrope inverted]] by JuniorScientistPowerHour [[http://www.jspowerhour.com/comics/35 here]].
* A male example happens in ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings'' between [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins Sten and the Warden]] after the Warden hid Sten's armor for kicks.
-->'''Sten:''' Warden, my eyes are up here.
-->'''Warden:''' Sure is too bad mine are down here.
* ''Webcomic/CastlevaniaRPG'' has another [[GorgeousGorgon Medusa]] joke in the Island Honeymoon storyline.
-->'''Medusa:''' Speaking of, why aren't you two stone already? Everyone who looks in my eyes is turned to stone!
-->'''Angel:''' I've been staring at your breasts.
-->'''Princess:''' ...You have eyes?
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* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick, as the Goblin King a.k.a. "Package!" says this in her review of ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}''.
* Said by Jesus' busty sister Tammi in [[http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-suggests-god-also-had-incredibly-bust,18133/ this article]] by ''TheOnion'': "I saith unto thee: Look upon mine eyes, which dwell within mine head, and not upon mine bosom, wherein no wisdom dwells."
* In ''WebVideo/EightiesDan'', ROB is staring at Dolly's chest, and she says this.
* In the first episode of ''Podcast/MetamorCity'', "Welcome to the City", rookie cop Michael Perelli gets a particularly shocking version of this from Lieutenant Kate Kitaen; when he checks out her breasts, two huge eyes suddenly form on them to stare back at him. At the end of the episode he gets the explanation for how Kate managed this; [[spoiler:she is an illusionist -- and a bit of a prankster.]]
* Quite common ''WhateleyUniverse'' (though not often worded as such), due to the prevalence of the MostCommonSuperpower, especially by Phase, who, being an exception to the ThirdLawOfGenderBending, is extremely displeased with the male attention she gets.
** Conversely, many of the characters ''like'' the fact that they draw the MaleGaze, which is probably at least in part due to the fact that most of them are teenagers - and many of the most notable cases were either significantly less attractive before, or else were {{Transsexual}}s who had the good fortune to have the Exemplar power to [[GenderBender transform themselves]] to their true gender. Even those who are happy with their new-found beauty find it less than wonderful, though at least one has enough of a sense of humor about it to call herself '[[GagBoobs Attributes]]'.
* A YouTube member [[LampshadeHanging pointed out]] ''VideoGame/MassEffect3's'' tendency to include MaleGaze shots with a video entitled "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USTWljEj3oo My Eyes are Up Here, Kasumi]]".
* Oscar Winner MarionCotillard parodies the concept in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krME5DvZFRQ&list=WLC81F11DB0FB38ED6 this fake commerical]].
* Parodied with [[http://teespring.com/myface this]] t-shirt from Teespring, which also points out other interesting body parts you might want to look at. Such as the lungs and gallbladder.
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* Played with in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode, "The Frying Game":
-->'''Carmen Electra:''' Homer, my face is up here.\\
'''Homer:''' ''(completely deadpan)'' I've made my choice.
* The exchange between B'wana Beast and Zatanna in ''JusticeLeagueUnlimited'', quoted atop the page.
* On ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Lois has to occasionally grab Peter's face by the chin to redirect his gaze. Peter, being who he is, he just goes right back staring at Lois' chest.
* Inverted on ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' with Randy Marsh's testicles in "Medicinal Fried Chicken".
* Parodied on ''WesternAnimation/HomeMovies'', where Melissa tells Jason to stop looking at her fake boobs (a pair of balloons shoved into her top as part of her role in Brendan's latest movie). He insists that he can't.
* Inverted in ''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}'' where one of Early's [[DifferentInEveryEpisode hats]] has the phrase: "Tell your boobs to quit looking at my eyes" written on it.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'': In "The Shelf", Daffy (who doesn't wear clothes anyway) says this to Tina after he hands the towel he was wearing to Bugs. Later in the episode, Speedy says to Lola (holding his sombrero in front of himself) after Lola claims she has an x-ray eye.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheCritic''.
-->'''Jay:''' ''(openly staring at Valerie's breasts)'' Uh-huh... uh-huh... Ohh, yeah...\\
'''Valerie:''' ''(more amused than insulted)'' What are you doing?\\
'''Jay:''' ''(guiltily)'' Oh, I'm sneakin' a peek at your maguppies. It's my stumbling attempt at intimacy.
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