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''Moon Zero Two'' is a science fiction film produced by Hammer Films and released in 1969 (some three months after the moon landing, in fact). It was billed as a "space western" and made shortly after the release of Stanley Kubrick's ''[[ASpaceOdyssey 2001: A Space Odyssey]]''. The film did very poorly at the box-office, but became a minor cult classic in following decades.

In the year 2021 the moon is in the process of being colonized, and this new frontier is attracting a diverse group of people to settlements such as Moon City, Farside 5 and others.

Two such denizens of this rough and tumble lunar society are the notorious millionaire J. J. Hubbard and former-astronaut-turned-satellite-salvage-man Bill Kemp. The first man to set foot on Mars, Kemp has now left the Space Corporation because it has abandoned exploration entirely in favour of running commercial passenger flights to Mars and Venus. When Hubbard hears of a small 6000-tonne asteroid made of pure sapphire that is orbiting close to the moon, he hires Kemp to capture it using Kemp's old "Moon 02" space ferry and bring it down on the lunar farside although it would be against the law. However, Kemp has little choice since he has learned that his flight license soon will be revoked due to protests from the Corporation. Hubbard also claims that he plans to use the sapphire as a rocket engine thermal insulator; he would build more powerful rockets capable of finally colonising Mercury, and even the moons of Jupiter, for commercial gain.

Meanwhile a young woman arrives looking for her brother, a miner working a distant patch of moonscape at Spectacle Crater on farside. Unfortunately, the trip from Moon City on the nearside would take six days by lunar buggy. Since Kemp could fly there in twenty minutes in Moon 02, she persuades him to help her learn whether her brother is still alive. In doing so, Kemp learns more than he would like about of Hubbard's schemes and methods.

For the ''MysteryScienceTheater3000'' version, please go to the [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S01E11MoonZeroTwo episode recap page]].
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!!''Moon Zero Two'' contains examples of many tropes, including:
* AnimatedCreditsOpening: An amusing one that depicts the US/Soviet race to the moon being rendered meaningless by the tourist economy that springs up soon afterwards.
* ArtificialGravity: Mostly. ''Moon Zero Two'' is pretty good at suggesting low-gravity environments using slow-motion, but within base areas artificial gravity is assumed to keep the special-effects budget low.
* BarBrawl: In [[SpaceIsSlowMotion low-gravity slow motion]].
* CoversAlwaysLie: Posters for the movie showed rayguns and streamlined spaceships that never appear in the film.
* DisposableWoman: The hero's police-officer girlfriend is bumped off to make room for the ReplacementLoveInterest.
* {{Fanservice}}: In and out of universe, the dancing women dressed as Aliens, Cowgirls, and Native Americans.
* HighClassGlass: Hubbard wears a ludicrous ''tinted'' monocle.
* ImproperlyPlacedFirearms: It seems that thinly-disguised RevolversAreJustBetter, even on the moon.
* INeverSaidItWasPoison: How Kemp fingers the man who arranged [[spoiler: Tapman's]] death. Realizing the man died from a poisoned oxygen tank, he holds it up to the face of the corrupt bureaucrat who sold it to him and asks him what he smells. The panicked man says, "Cyanide!"...at which point Kemp reveals that the tank is empty.
* KineticWeaponsAreJustBetter: There's not a {{raygun}} in sight.
* MohsScaleOfScienceFictionHardness: Underneath the silly '60s camp, ''Moon Zero Two'' is plenty hard.
* MsFanservice: The scene in the moon buggy when the heating and cooling system malfunction leads to a pretty gratuitous scene of Catherine Schell stripping down to her space skivvies when the sun comes up and begins overheating the cockpit.
* MundaneDogmatic: Though it was made long before the Mundane Manifesto was published, the film meets the criteria pretty well, if allowance is made for ScienceMarchesOn.
* ScienceMarchesOn: In many ways:
** The film runs with the "asteroids are the remains of an exploded planet" theory, which modern science has largely discarded.
** The film was made before the Soviet Union's ''Venera'' series of unmanned probes revealed just how hostile the surface of Venus is. Colonies? Not any time soon.
** There are ice-mines on the Moon. Science marched away from this idea, but if you hear returning footsteps, it's because of new discoveries.
* SpaceClothes: Groovy!
* SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay: Despite a fair attempt at realism, there are examples:
** InSpaceEveryoneCanSeeYourFace: No silly faceplate lights, but no shielding against solar radiation either.
** SpaceIsNoisy: Mostly averted, but during the gunfight on Farside, gunshots are clearly audible in a vacuum.
** SpaceIsSlowMotion: Abused horribly when Kemp turns off the artificial gravity at the saloon during a BarBrawl.
* SpaceWestern: The film labelled itself as one, but it more closely resembles the aviation-action thrillers fashionable at the time it was made, and the original story was co-written by [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gavin_Lyall Gavin Lyall]], a notable author in that genre.
* ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney: "Hundred Percent" Hubbard's whole gambit in the film.
* SpiritualSuccessor: The television series {{UFO}} and {{Space1999}} have many stylistic similarities.
* TheStoic: Bill Kemp the hero greets everything with DullSurprise.
* UsedFuture: The eponymous spaceship Moon Zero Two is very used.
* {{Zeerust}}: The film is a very 1960's vision of the future.