->''"These statues were singularly inanimate. I knew better than to assume that they would remain as such."''
-->-- '''Kain''', ''{{Legacy Of Kain}}''

Obviously, guarding the {{Macguffin}} is a hard job, especially if you are a 4000 year old civilization. Booby traps can be dodged, guards require resources, and [[CursedWithAwesome curses can be awesome]]. So why not just use the obligatory scary statues as guards?

This trope refers to times when an important room has statues around it which seem like normal statues, if perhaps heavily armed. However, upon something important happening, the statues will come to life and start attacking. If the work in question is a video game, the statues will most likely respond to an attack. One way to gain these for your room is to [[TakenForGranite take people for granite]].

See also RockMonster, TakenForGranite, {{Golem}}, NobodyHereButUsStatues, and {{Macguffin Guardian}}.

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* ''Manga/{{Inuyasha}}'': A pair of such statues guard the doorway to the underworld.

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[[folder: Comic Books ]]

* ''{{Miracleman}}'': The doors to the room housing the kingqueen of the Qys is guarded by two guards whom Miracleman/Marvelman mistakes for statues, due to their immobility and size.

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[[folder: Film ]]

* ''NightAtTheMuseum'' has the giant statues of Anubis that guard the pharaoh.
* ''Film/MightyMorphinPowerRangersTheMovie'' have the statues that guard the Great Power.
* In one ''SuperSentai'' movie, we see a giant statue when the heroes and villains are taken to the movie villain's pretty sweet-looking compound. In the end it turns into the bad guy's HumongousMecha, surprising ''absolutely none'' of the viewing audience.
* ''Disney/AliceInWonderland'' has Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum sing a song about Alice treating them like inanimate statues, "We're Not Waxworks", and scold her for not speaking with them like a civilized person.

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[[folder: Literature ]]

* In ''[[ConanTheBarbarian Conan the Buccaneer]]'' the shrine of [[EldritchAbomination Tsathoggua the Toad God]] contains a stone statue of the god, watching over the treasure. If someone step around the temple, the statue comes back to life (still remaining stone) and chase them.
** On a similar note we have the Bloody God (which in this case is a living statue made of gold and rubies).
* Subverted in ''{{Literature/Shadowkeep}}'': at one point the heroes walks in a corridor full of mean-looking, demonic statues. This being [[EverythingIsTryingToKillYou Shadowkeep]], [[TheLancer Sranul]] thinks that the statues will come to life and attack them, but they're eventually revealed to be just harmless statues. [[spoiler: Played straight in the finale with the [[BigBad Demon King Dal'Brad]].]]
* The D'denir statues in ''{{Warbreaker}}'', which are really the Lifeless ultra-warriors known as Kalad's Phantoms.
* ''Literature/TheNeverendingStory'' has a pair of winged statues that will fire upon you if you get too close to them.
* ''Literature/HarryPotter'': There is a guardian statue at the entrance to Dumbledore's study. Most of the time though, it only comes alive to ask for a password.
** Hogwarts itself has hundreds of decorative statues and suits of armor which a spell may bring to life in the event of dire danger.
* In the ''Simon Canderous'' books, the doorway to the {{arcology}} is guarded by a pair of living stone statues. But you can be given clearance so they let you pass.

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[[folder: Live Action Television ]]

* The Weeping Angels from ''Series/DoctorWho'' are "statues" that come to life when no one is looking. So whatever you do, '''don't blink.'''
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[[folder: Video Games ]]

* ''VideoGame/{{Blood}}'' has gargoyle statues that sometimes turn into live gargoyles. Much ParanoiaFuel ensues.
** Subverted in the expansion of the second game where every level and cutscene has at least one gargoyle statue hidden somewhere, but they're obvious props with low poly-count. It doesn't stop them from looking intimidating though, especially because most of the time they appear in places where they absolutely don't belong.
* Gargoyles in [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim TES 5: Dawnguard]] behave more or less the same as ones from ''VideoGame/{{Blood}}''.
* ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'': Whenever you see a deactivated but otherwise intact golem, rest assured that it will start attacking as soon as you do something important.
** In addition, the Sentinels in the Mage starting quest could qualify as this.
* ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyV'' has stone gargoyles guarding the four tablets.
* ''VideoGame/LegacyOfKain'' series: Lampshaded at one point by GenreSavvy Kain, who notes, "These statues were singularly inanimate. I knew better than to assume that they would remain as such."
* Once the player reaches the castle portion of ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'', they should be on the lookout for seemingly inanimate suits of armor.
* ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'': Throughout the series, we have Armos and Iron Knuckles.
* ''VideoGame/{{Thief}}'': The villain of the third game starts animating stone statues in the late levels.
* ''{{Warcraft}}'': At one point in the third game there's a hallway with statues of armored men on either side. Further down the hallway are robotic golems which activate when you reach them (complete with "The statues are coming to life!" in case you missed the point). Not a very well-done one though, as the golems and the statues look nothing like each other.
* The second Guardian ([[CallAHitpointASmeerp boss]]) and the Spriggan statue in ''VideoGame/LaMulana''. Also, wall reliefs will start shooting at you if you stand next to them for too long or strike them.
* The room of the ''HeroCore'' boss 'Guardian' contains some statues of standard enemy machines you fought many times. Appearing to be decoration, they actually are idle machines and aid the boss once he loses a certain amount of HitPoints.
* The first Chozo Statue in ''VideoGame/SuperMetroid'' seems inanimate until you take the powerup it holds and try to leave, at which point the exit seals and it attacks you. Also happens with another Chozo Statue in Lower Norfair.
* ''VideoGame/DungeonCrawl'' has one possible configuration of the Lair of Beasts that features a Hell temple with dire elephant statues standing around outside it. Said statues come to life after you enter the temple.
* In ''Zork III'', the player must find a way past the Guardians of Zork, which are symmetrical statues lined up on either side of a long corridor that will attack and destroy anything that passes between them.
* In ''VideoGame/PathOfExile'' the third act is set in the city of Sarn, capital of an empire that was destroyed at least in part through unwise use of magic. Naturally a number of enemies and a few bosses are decorative statues that hop off their plinths when you walk by and try to kill you.

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[[folder: TabletopGames]]
* In the LivingForgottenRealms setting of fourth edition ''DungeonsAndDragons'', if you see statues ''anywhere'' you can expect to be attacked by them at some point.
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[[folder: Western Animation ]]

* ''WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian''. The particular model shown doesn't activate unless you touch it.
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