Mass Effect Paint Adventures is a WebOriginal InteractiveStory created by Facepunch forum user Lankist in March 2010. It follows the humorous adventures of Commander Shepard, an ex-hobo psycopath with lazer eyes and his RagtagBunchOfMisfits, who are mostly (loosely) based on ''Franchise/MassEffect'' characters. It can be found here: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=906268. It is currently on hold due to Lankist being permenantly banned from Facepunch due to racism, but there is a large campaign to get him back.
!!'''''MassEffectPaintAdventures'' provides examples of:'''
* JerkAss: Everyone the forum users are put in control of quickly becomes one of these, but Shepard more than anyone else, regularly pissing in fish tanks, punching orphans and killing people just because he can.
* RuleOfFunny: Pretty much every action made follows this due to the nature of the forum it runs on.
* RuleOfCool: For the same reasons as RuleOfFunny. One scene features a character powersliding through several rules to save the protagonists.
* Creator/BruceCampbell: Features as a hologram.
* PostModernism: "SAMARA advances the PLOT!"
* AffectionateParody: Of Mass Effect.
* HoYay: A lot between Shepard and Garrus.
* EyeBeams: Shepard has these.