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[[caption-width-right:330:I now pronounce you MauveShirt and Wife.]]

->''"Since the days of the first wooden vessels, all ship masters have had one happy privilege: that of uniting two people in the bonds of matrimony."''
-->-- '''Captain James T. Kirk'''[[note]]Later echoed by Capt. Picard and Admiral Ross[[/note]], ''Franchise/StarTrek''

So you're in a rush to get married, only you don't want to go through the hassle of standing in line for a marriage license, getting a blood test, and blowing thousands of dollars on an elaborate ceremony. What do you do?

Well, you simply hire out the nearest sea captain (the saltier the better), have him take you in his boat beyond the 12-mile[[hottip:*:about 20 KM]] mark and then let ''him'' perform your wedding ceremony. After all, you're in international waters. Anything goes, right?

Well... wrong. Captains ''can'' perform marriages, but they need a license to do so, just like anyone else would. There are no laws that "automatically" grant captains this right, although you wouldn't know that by watching television, where a sizable chunk of nuptials are performed by salty sea dogs. (Bonus points to the captain if he wears a patch over one eye and reads the vows to the couple in a {{pirate}}-y accent.)

The trope may have originated in the [[WoodenShipsAndIronMen Age of Sail]] when Europeans would have to travel by ship for months at a time to reach far flung colonies. A couple could meet, court, and marry all while still enroute to their destination. The real life marriages would be officiated not by the captain while at sea but instead by government officials during port calls.

Can result in an AccidentalMarriage. May also be done by TheCaptain of a CoolStarship.

Compare WartimeWedding, OldFashionedRowboatDate (another boat-relationship trope).

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!!Examples:

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[[folder:Film]]
* ''TheAfricanQueen'' had the two leads being married by the captain of a German military ship seconds before they were to be executed. (The captain may have known that he was unauthorized to perform such a ceremony, but how could he turn down the last starry-eyed request of a couple about to die?)
** Responsible for one of the [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome finest lines in history]]: "I now pronounce you husband and wife - proceed with the execution."
** In this case it was also a means of buying time and distracting the warship's crew, given that [[spoiler:their own wrecked ship, with armed torpedoes jutting out of its bow, lay directly in the warship's path.]]
** The Captain may have also figured it wouldn't make much difference whether he was licensed anyway, since he was planning to have both people hanged immediately after.
* In the third ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' film, Will asks Elizabeth to marry him in the midst of the epic climatic battle at sea in the middle of a maelstrom. Elizabeth at first protests ("I don't think now is the best time!") before agreeing and asking Barbossa to marry them right there mid-battle. Barbossa thinks she's mad, but recites it anyway while all three keep fighting Davy Jones' undead fishy crew. The situation may be the most [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]] marriage scene in the history of marriage scenes.
** Barbossa's lines are particularly hilarious if you can make them out. "Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today... to nail yer gizzard to the mast ye poxy cur!" Not to mention "In sickness and in health...with health being the less likely!"
*** And Will's {{Adorkable}} "Great"
*** "You may kiss-- [attacked by a fishman] You may kiss-- [is attacked by another fishman] Just kiss!"
** Also suggested by Jack in the second film, except he suggests that Elizabeth marry him... and that he also officiate the ceremony.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* In a very different variant, ''Literature/TheWheelOfTime'' has pushy Nynaeve insist her stoic LoveInterest marry her immediately once they're reunited on a Sea Folk ship, only to discover mid-ceremony that the required vows are rather different and unusually ''specific'' in their culture.
* Lovers Desdemona and Lefty took advantage of being on a ship where no one knew them by faking a courtship and getting married in ''Literature/{{Middlesex}}''. The secrecy was necessary: [[BrotherSisterIncest they were siblings]].
* ''Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse'':
** At the end of ''Literature/JediTrial'' Anakin Skywalker, in his capacity as a general in the Grand Army of the Republic, marries two of the book's secondary characters.
** Played perfectly straight ''offscreen'' in ''[[ComicBook/XWingSeries X-Wing: The Bacta War]]''. After Rogue Squadron (with occasional help) defeats the bacta cartel, and wanting to avoid weeks or months of her father dogging Corran's every step on the way to the wedding, Corran and Mirax get married--by Wedge Antilles, who is in fact not even a "real" captain, but a starfighter commander. However, as the ''Lusankya'' was surrendered to him personally, he became its ''de facto'' commander... which is apparently considered close enough according to New Republic law. [[note]]The New Republic hasn't been around all that long, so [[LoopholeAbuse there probably aren't any specific legal precedents either way]]. And if there AintNoRule saying he ''can't''...[[/note]]
* Played as GallowsHumor in Creator/TimPowers' ''Literature/{{Declare}}''. While Cassagnac, Andrew, and Elena are hiding out in a kind of barge in East Berlin just after WorldWarII, Andrew and Elena finally say that they love each other. Cassagnac laughs and says "This is the spirit for dying. The captain of a ship can perform marriages -- and so I hereby pronounce you two man and wife. Kiss the bride quick, Andrew, before you die."
* The ''Literature/AubreyMaturin'' series has two such weddings; at the end of ''The Surgeon's Mate'', Stephen and Diana are married by his newly promoted young friend William Babbington, while crossing the English channel, having just escaped from France, thus restoring her British citizenship and allowing her to disembark in England. Later, in ''Clarissa Oakes'' Jack marries the title character, a runaway convict from Australia to one of his midshipmen, thus giving her some legal protection and eventually aiding in her pardon.
* A variation is presented in ''[[{{Temeraire}} Empire of Ivory]]'' where the ''captain'' of a refugee-packed dragon transport is being married [[spoiler: to the captain of one of the dragons on board]]. Given that they were [[ShotgunWedding in a bit of a rush]] the ship's chaplain is deemed the only one legally fit to do so.
* In the MargaretWeis/Tracy Hickman series ''Literature/TheDeathGateCycle'', the protagonist and miscellaneous refugees are escaping a catastrophe, and two characters ask the protagonist to marry them, citing this tradition. He agrees reluctantly.
** However, they decide not to go forward with this plan once confronted with the somewhat bleak vows of the captain's culture and in an unusual twist, cancel their plans altogether as a result of the tension which arises from being stuck on a boat after narrowly escaping the aforementioned catastrophe.
* In Golding's "To the Ends of the Earth" trilogy it happens once, and the captain accidentally begins to read the funeral service... (well, the groom was actually dying, but he Got Better)
* Two characters get married in space by a transport ship captain in one of the ''Literature/TheLostFleet'' books. However, since we have no idea which regulations apply to TheAlliance SpaceNavy hundreds of years in the future, this may be justified.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* In an episode of ''GilligansIsland'', the Howells learn via a radio report that the minister who married them was never ordained and thus, they believed themselves to be unmarried. They tried to rectify this by having the Skipper marry them on a raft, but after bickering for awhile, they call the wedding off. They soon learn that the radio report was in error and had named the wrong minister. (The irony here is that, according to the law, even if their minister ''was'' a fake, the Howells themselves would still have remained legally married as long as they believed him to be genuine. See [[http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_450a.html this Straight Dope entry for more details on the subject.]] But then [[RuleOfFunny it's ''Gilligan's Island'']].)
* Lampshaded on ''TheLoveBoat'', when Captain Steubing performs a mass wedding on (IIRC) the Valentine's Day cruise to Mexico. He specifically says that the Mexican government granted him special permission for the occasion.
* Almost done by Lily and Marshall in ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''.
* Marcy's wedding to her second husband in ''MarriedWithChildren''. She made the mistake of allowing Al Bundy to make all the arrangements and soon found him cutting corners to save (and pocket) money. Among the things he did was forgo a minister and hire the captain of a garbage scow to perform the marriage via CB radio.
* Mork of ''MorkAndMindy'' is asked by a pair of teenage friends to perform their secret wedding, justified by the fact that, as Mork rationalized it, he came on a ship, he was the only person on that ship, so he must have been the captain.
** PRE-Teen - two kids who wanted an excuse to eat lots of candy (they understood marriage to be a licence to "do things that kids couldn't"). Which made them sick.
* ''NashBridges'', a ''police'' captain, performs a marriage in one episode, with the excuse that the division he is captain of is currently headquartered on a boat.
* Offered on ''Series/TheOfficeUS'' when the captain of a Lake Scranton booze cruise ([[Series/TheDailyShow Rob Riggle!]]) offers to marry Pam and Roy on the spot.
** Done for real when [[spoiler: Jim and Pam]] run away from their big wedding, to have [[MyOwnPrivateIDo their own private ceremony]] [[GenreSavvy first...]] on the nearest sightseeing-boat.
* The producers of ''Series/RemingtonSteele'' royally pissed off many [[{{Shipping}} Shippers]] when they had Remington attempting to enter into a CitizenshipMarriage with a random hooker, then had him and Laura wed at the end of the episode by a sea captain in a surly ceremony that wasn't anything near the consummation that many fans of the show were hoping for.
* The original ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' plays this very straight, with Captain Kirk marrying a soon-to-be-doomed couple and making mention of the "tradition" of captains marrying passengers to each other. (Of course, this is TheFuture, and he is the highest civil authority on a ship billions of miles in deep space, so it's perhaps not unnatural for him to be allowed to perform a duty like this.) Kirk's speech at the beginning of the wedding is paraphrased whenever a Federation officer officiates a wedding in later series.
** Nor [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Captain Picard]] either, when he was asked to marry O'Brien and Keiko to each other.
*** Picard almost marries Riker and Troi in ''Film/StarTrekNemesis'', but the events of the film prevent this. They end up married anyway, but they decide to move the ceremony to Betazed. According to the dialog, the plan was to have a Betazoid ceremony where everyone present is naked (cue Picard heading to the gym).
** [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Commander Sisko]] probably has the best claim of all of them, at least for the Bajorans, who consider him a MessianicArchetype. Sisko is also shown to marry some of his (non-Bajoran) troops. In an episode he lament the fact that he officiated a dead RedShirt's wedding.
** Admiral Ross performed the ceremony for Sisko and Kassidy Yates, also giving the same speech as Kirk and Picard.
** Tom Paris' wedding with B'elanna Torres in ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' was not shown on screen, but it is generally assumed that Captain Janeway must have conducted the ceremony.
*** As was the case on [[spoiler: the "Silver Blood" duplicate of the ship]] in "Course: Oblivion".
* Esteban and Francesca are married aboard the ''S.S. Tipton'' in the ''[[TheSuiteLifeOfZackAndCody Suite Life on Deck]]'' episode "Mother of the Groom."
* Played with on ''HappyDays''. Fonzie and Jenny Piccolo attend a Halloween party held aboard a ship dressed as a bride and groom. The captain of the ship is dressed as a priest, so they decide to have a pretend wedding. Hilarity ensues when the marriage is initially declared legal and binding, but is resolved later.
* In the Dutch sitcom ''Series/VriendenVoorHetLeven'', Eddie and Ellen do this during their first attempt at marriage.
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[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* In "The Captive Castaways," a 1934 sequence in the ''MickeyMouse'' comic strip, Mickey and Minnie are prisoners on Peg Leg Pete's smuggling ship. Mickey gains Pete's trust by pretending to want to join Pete's criminal operation. Since Pete wants to marry the decidedly unwilling Minnie, Mickey persuades Pete to make him captain of the ship temporarily so that he can perform the wedding. [[spoiler:Rather than performing the ceremony, Mickey explains that, as captain, his word is law aboard the ship, and orders Pete to be put in irons.]]
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[[folder: Puppet Shows]]
* In the Martin Short episode of ''Series/MuppetsTonight'', Ed Grimley (Short's character from ''Series/{{SCTV}}'' and ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'') needs [[OnOneCondition to get married in order to inherit his uncle's fortune]] ($85 Canadian). Moby the goldfish (who in this skit is a Muppet) declares that he can perform the ceremony because he's a sea captain.
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[[folder:Theatre]]
* [[AffectionateParody Affectionately parodied]] in the musical ''TheDrowsyChaperone'': The show-within-a-show ends with the best man neglecting to hire a minister for the wedding, so he enlists a passing aviatrix (reasoning that she is a "captain of a ship of the air") to marry all the happy couples en route to the honeymoon.
* Inverted in ''Theatre/HMSPinafore''. The lovers, a sailor and the captain's daughter, intend to elope and get married ashore.
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[[folder:Videogames]]
* Guybrush and Elaine are married at sea during the epilogue of ''VideoGame/TheCurseOfMonkeyIsland''.
* Side characters Torlo and Tatiana get married aboard ship in ''InfiniteSpace'' with ship captain Yuri and his sister Kira as witnesses.
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' has one where the MauveShirt couple was promoted to nobility, on the basis of not being backstabbing scumbags like the entire rest of the nobility. They, unusually, went with the bride's name - the groom's name is being kept as a [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy last line of defense]].
** The ceremony was also conducted by Durkon, an actual priest (albeit a cleric of Thor).
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In ''PiratesOfDarkWater'', a [[MadScientist mad alchemist]] fell in love with Ren (because [[ReplacementGoldfish he reminded her of his father Primus]]), and asked the BigBad to marry them in exchange for turning over Ren's {{Macguffin}}s. He indulged her, although as he confided to Ren, "[[DeathThreat I wouldn't expect much of a honeymoon...]]"
* Spoofed in ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''. Calculon: "As a doctor and captain of this hospital ship, I now pronounce you man and wife with six months to live."
** Spoofed again, with Leela using this as a threat to the crew, claiming she can marry them against their will.
* {{Downplayed|Trope}} at the end of Disney's ''Disney/TheLittleMermaid''. They're married by a priest, not a captain.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', the Sea Captain is seen performing a wedding ceremony for a man and a cow.
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