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[-[[caption-width-right:300:[[CoolAndUnusualPunishment "Your sins will be read to you ceaselessly]], [[CelestialBureaucracy in shifts]]... [[LongList throughout eternity. The list will never end."]]]]-]

->''"'''WANTED:''' Guybrush Threepwood: For the murder of G. P. [=LeChuck=], and also for the use of witchcraft on the person of Largo [=LaGrande=], the thievery of clothing and medically-prescribed hair supplements for such witchcraft, graverobbing, trespassing, larceny without a permit, disturbing the peace, illegal gambling on a sporting event, use of falsified identification for the purchase of alcohol, exceeding allowable FDA limit for rodent parts in vichyssoise, premature entombment of a non-dead individual, reckless tampering with city-maintained plumbing without prior acquisition of environmental impact report, transportation of animals not in a mental state to give consent, vandalizing a historical miniature, reckless use of gardening tools, impersonating a woman in order to evade prosecution, two counts of unauthorized exiting from a penal institution, impersonating a federal mail boat, reanimating dead persons within city limits, possession of library books not specifically checked out to oneself, mixing drinks without a liquor license, and releasing a dangerous reptile in a populated area. Also wanted for questioning regarding the disappearance of prescription eyewear."''
-->-- ''VideoGame/MonkeyIsland2LeChucksRevenge''

A character is subjected to a LongList of his sins and transgressions, often impossibly long. The list may be presented in person, or written out (perhaps on a WantedPoster). Alternatively, a character is placed in purgatory or otherwise judged for his crimes, with a convenient long list of crimes at hand, possibly because the PowersThatBe have SurveillanceAsThePlotDemands.

ArsonMurderAndJaywalking (or BreadEggsMilkSquick, if you're delving into BlackComedy) is typically invoked, making this a sister trope. This can also invoke a {{Dissimile}} if the defense or accuser remarks that the target's record is pretty clean aside from the list.

Can lead to LongerThanLifeSentence.



[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* In one ''Manga/BlackJack'' story, Black Jack's school friend, Makube, is a criminal. He gets detained by the ICPO.
-->'''Inspector''': So you won't confess your crimes of murder, smuggling, drug-dealing, gambling fraud, forgery, battery, bribery, human trafficking, pimping, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking public urination?]]\\
'''Makube''': [[IResembleThatRemark I'll cop to public urination]].
* ''Anime/DeadLeaves'' start with the main characters, Pandy and Retro, go on a very brief but supremely violent crime spree which ends with them getting captured and sentenced to life imprisonment for "trespassing, theft, violence, assault, illegal possession of firearms, and a really crappy attitude!"

* ''[[Comicbook/DRAndQuinch D.R. & Quinch Go Straight]]'' begins with Judge Thorkwung reading all the criminal charges of which the two {{Villain Protagonist}}s are being accused.
-->'''Judge Thorkwung:''' Ernest Errol Quinch and Waldo Dobbs, also known as "D.R." or "Diminished Responsibility", you are charged with arson, kidnapping, theft, grievous wounding, possession of unlawful atomic weapons, taking and driving away, conspiracy to overthrow the government, [[FelonyMisdemeanor coveting thy neighbour's ox]], graverobbing, torture, criminal libel, blackmail, polluting the environment, shoplifting, 714 separate driving offenses, forging sacred relics, transmuting base metal into gold, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick genocide]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking spitting]], and thirty-two offenses [[TakeOurWordForIt so unusual and horrible]] they do not have names.
* In ''Comicbook/StrangersInParadise'', when Katchoo is arrested for her revenge on Freddie, her list of crimes reads as follows (creator Terry Moore [[WordOfGod got the specifics]] from a lawyer who'd read the previous issue):
--> '''Officer Bob:''' Kidnapping! Re: restraining liberty for the purpose of terrorizing! Two counts of felonious assault! One count of illegal entry! $4400 in property damage and one count of aggravated menacing with a dangerous kitchen utensil with intent to...
--> '''Freddie:''' ...Castrate me! The crazy bitch tried to castrate me!
--> '''Katchoo:''' Imagine my surprise when I found I didn't have to!
* ''SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}}'''s list of crimes.
--> Wanted for crimes against the Galaxy including: Genocide ... Fratricide ... Patricide ... Matricide ... Impersonating a member of the Intergalactic Church of Truth ... Impersonating a member of the Green Lantern Corps ... Carrying a concealed thermo-nuclear device ... Breaking into the Justice League Satellite ... Fishing without a license ... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Jaywalking]] ... Grand theft plasma rocket ... Disturbance of the peace across three space sectors ... 1,978,643,896 unpaid parking permits ... Illegal bounty hunting ... Wanton destruction of government property ... Demolishing a city without a permit ... Reckless endangerment toward animals ... Hijacking ... Selling/distributing radioactive material to [[DeathbringerTheAdorable cute fluffy]] [[KillerRabbit bunny rabbits]] ... Noise infractions level 5.0 ... Illegally poaching Starros ... Bounty Huntering in a restricted zone ... Stepping on the grass ... Defecating in a public garden ... Loitering ... Advocating the overthrow of the heads of state ... Not honoring the bounty hunter code
** Possibly the most disturbing thing about this list is that it suggests you ''can'' get a permit for demolishing a city. (More than likely, the offense didn't mean "non-licensed building demolitions".)
* In ''Comicbook/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesAdventures'' #23, a space criminal named Bellybomb is sentenced to a toxic prison planet for seventeen life sentences for extortion, armed robbery, hijacking, kidnapping, torture, murder, man-eating, brain poaching, soul thievery...and impersonating a primitive deity named Bob. After the jailers read off these crimes, Bellybomb points out that they didn't mention his unpaid parking tickets.
* In [=IDW=]'s ''[[ComicBook/TheTransformersIDW Megatron: Origins]]'' miniseries, Starscream is brought before the Senate to give testimony about the Decepticon "fight club"...
-->'''Senator:''' Prisoner Starscream, I am required to list your charges as follows...assault, murder, armed robbery, destruction of state property, inciting civil disobedience, extortion, receiving and selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit funds, firing up on a state senator, multiple counts of attacks on state officers and state property, supplying known criminals with illegal weaponry, vehicle theft, and misrepresenting yourself as a state official.\\
'''Starscream:''' Heh. Nobody's perfect.
* From ''Comicbook/AtomicRobo'':
-->By the authority of the League of Nations, Baron Heinrich von Helsingard is hereby placed under arrest as an enemy of all mankind for the crimes of kidnapping, human experimentation upon unwilling subjects, and... ''[flips through the list]'' ''Wow. Jeez,'' that's a lot of atrocities. Where did Helsingard find the time to sleep? ''[more flipping]'' I don't even know what this one ''means''.
* In the ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' ''Detective Comics'' Issue #64 ("SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker Walks the Last Mile"), as part of his master plan in putting his JokerImmunity to the test for freedom, the Joker rattles off a "seemingly never-ending list of his incredible crimes" to the police, including robbing the National Bank of Denver; this goes on for days until it's more than enough to warrant a death sentence (he gets better a little later).

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* In the ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' [[AlternateUniverseFic AU]] ''FanFic/{{Empire}}'' we have this at [[AbusiveParents the Dursleys]] arrest:
-->'''Kingsley Shacklebolt:''' These are Harry Potter's muggle relatives. I am bringing them in on three thousand six hundred and fifty counts of child abuse—one for every day that poor boy had to spend in their house.
* In the ''Fanfic/PonyPOVSeries'' [[BadFuture Dark World]], [[BadassSanta Santa Hooves]] breaks into Discord's castle and reads his list to him. He does this ''every year''.
* [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3436215/1/Class-is-in-Session BECAUSE I KICK ASS, THAT'S HOW!]]
* The United Galaxies delivers one to Her Imperious Condescension in the FanFic/GoldenAge series, courtesy of [[TheHighQueen Queen Jane]]:
-->'''Jane:''' ''"The Coalition states for the record that it considers Her Imperious Condescension, Empress of Alternia and its conquered territories a Criminal, a Liability to her own people, an immature brat unfit for power, a Crazy Old Bat and an Abuser, and we do hereby charge her with Corruption, Corruption of Minors, Exploitation, Exploitation of Minors, Slavery, Slavery of Minors, Indoctrination, Indoctrination of Minors, Violation of the Prime Directive and Violation of seventy percent of the Chart of Universal Rights for the Sapient Species, and we declare to unanimously hold her in Contempt."''

[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
* ''WesternAnimation/HeavyMetal''. The charges against Captain Sternn. The viewer soon learns that Sternn also ran a "preschoolers prostitute ring" and "sold dope disguised as a nun".
-->'''Prosecutor:''' Lincoln Stern, you stand here accused of 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape...[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and one moving violation]]. How do you plead?

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/AScannerDarkly'', from which the image/quote is taken:
-->'''Narrator:''' The next thing he knew, a creature from between dimensions was standing at his bed, looking down at him disapprovingly.
-->'''Freck:''' You gonna read me my sins? Eh, it's gonna take a hundred thousand hours.
-->'''Creature:''' '''''Your sins will be read to you ceaselessly, in shifts... throughout eternity. The list will never end.'''''
-->'''Creature:''' ''(begins reading) "The Sins of Freck."''
-->'''Narrator:''' Charles Freck wished he could take back the last half hour of his life.
-->'''Creature:''' ''"... theft of fingernail clippers..." "... you did knowingly and with malice..." "... punched your baby sister, Evelyn..." "... December, theft of Christmas presents..." "...one billion lies..."''
-->'''Narrator:''' One thousand years later, they had reached the sixth grade, the year he had discovered masturbation.
-->'''Creature:''' ''"... November 14, Percodan... Vicodin... Cocaine..."''
* ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly'': At each of Tuco's "executions" an official reads off the list of crimes for which he has been convicted. They go on for quite a while.
** Considering how many of the offenses on the list ... even the relatively lower-grade ones ... were capital crimes, how he and Blondie cheat the executioner more than once is an exercise best left to Sergio Leone and the viewer, and in-universe, even Blondie realizes that the scam may not work the third time around and leaves Tuco in the desert after the second time, his only stated reason being that he didn't think Tuco would ever be worth more than three grand.
** The first time we see them pulling this scam, the judge is reading a list of offenses including murder, arson in a state prison, theft of sacred objects, inciting prostitution, armed robbery . . . but he sounds ''really'' indignant as he winds up with [-"... and, contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking using MARKED CARDS AND LOADED DICE!]]"-]
** One judge remarks that Tuco "spontaneously confessed" to many of the crimes, implying that he made at least some of them up to drive up his bounty.
* In ''Film/{{Brazil}}'', arrested [[spoiler: Sam Lowry]] is presented with a long and painstakingly accurate list of his transgressions, from high treason to overexpenditure of stationery. Since this is harsh dystopia, the scene is anything but funny.
* ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl'' does this before Jack Sparrow is to be executed.
-->'''Cryer''': "Impersonating an officer of the Crown… impersonating a [[Funny/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Cleric]] of the Church of England…"\\
'''Jack Sparrow''': ''[smiling]'' Ah, yes...
** Note that the man reading them stated at the beginning that only "the most egregious" of his crimes were to be stated. The list still goes on for a ''very'' long time.
* ''Film/YearOne'' has [[spoiler:Cain]] reading a list of charges against Zed (Creator/JackBlack) and Oh (Creator/MichaelCera) when they are [[spoiler:about to be stoned]] in Sodom. PlayedForLaughs when one of the charges is "Sodomy", much to the crowd's confusion, until it is revealed that the actual charge is "Refusal of Sodomy".
* Near the end of Creator/WCFields' ''Film/TheGolfSpecialist'', we briefly see J. Effingham Bellweather's wanted poster which includes such things as manslaughter and homicide. The next shot is a ten-second pan down a list of his [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking other offenses]]:
-->Passing as the Prince of Wales,
-->Eating spaghetti in public,
-->Using hard words in a speakeasy,
-->Trumping partner's ace,
-->Spitting in the Gulf Stream,
-->Jumping board bill in seventeen lunatic asylums,
-->Failure to pay installments on a strait-jacket,
-->Possessing a skunk,
-->Revealing the facts of life to an Indian.
* Subverted in ''Film/ThePopeMustDie'' when the dying Cardinal Rocco asks for absolution for his sins. When asked what they are he replies that since he doesn't have a lot of time, if you can think of it, he's done it.
* In ''Film/StargateContinuum'', [=SG1=] is asked to be present at the execution of the (supposedly) last Ba'al clone. When Jack finally decides to ask what the last several hours of continuous chanting have been about, he's informed that the Tok'ra were listing all of Ba'al crimes in the Goa'uld language and they're only now reaching the end of the list.
* Played with in ''Film/TheDarkKnight'', where the long list is due to the judge reading the charges in a Rico case that is being brought against the entire mob at once.
-->'''Judge Surillo''': ''...747 counts of extortion, 849 counts of racketeering, 246 counts of fraud, 87 counts of conspiracy murder, 527 counts of obstruction of justice. How do the defendants plead?''
-->''[torrent of abuse from a courtroom crowded with defendants]''
* ''Film/RockyAndBullwinkle'' features the states of California, Arizona, New Mexico, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, and Ohio vs. Karen Sympathy, Rocket J. Squirrel, and Bullwinkle J. Moose.
-->'''[[Creator/WhoopiGoldberg Judge Cameo]]''': The defendants are charged with grand theft auto: 1 count; breaking out of jail: 1 count; impugning the character of a prison guard: 1 count; reckless driving: 4 counts; [[NoFourthWall talking to the audience]]; five counts; [[LamePunReaction criminally bad punning]]: 18 counts.\\
'''Bullwinkle''': And three dukes and seven earls.\\
'''Judge Cameo''': Make that 19.
* ''Film/LiarLiar'' has a case where the criminal confesses his transgressions:
-->'''Cop''': Do you know why pulled you over?\\
'''[[Creator/JimCarrey Fletcher]]''': Depends on how long you've been following me!\\
'''Cop''': Then, let's go from the start.\\
'''Fletcher''': I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding!]]\\
'''Cop''': That's all?\\
'''Fletcher''': No. [points at glove department] I have unpaid parking tickets.
* ''Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome'' ends with Admiral Kirk and his crew brought before the Federation Council and read the list of their crimes from [[Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock the previous film]]. {{Subverted}}, though, in that almost all of the charges are dismissed, and the only legal consequence is Kirk getting demoted to Captain--[[{{Unishment}} which makes him very happy]].
* ''Film/TheHidden'': When the alien PuppeteerParasite villain's first onscreen body is near death in the hospital, a doctor takes offense to the police officers' relief, saying that no one deserves to die like that. One of the officers responds thus:
-->He killed twelve people, wounded twenty three more, stole six cars, most of them Ferraris. Robbed eight banks, six supermarkets, four jewelery stores and a candy shop. Six of the ones he killed he carved up with a butcher knife. Two of them were kids. He did all that in two weeks. If anyone deserves to go that way, it sure in the hell was him!

* Two from ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
** In ''Discworld/{{Jingo}}''. Carrot suggests war is, by definition, a breach of the peace, and Vimes starts adding up the other crimes you can charge an entire army with:
-->'''Vimes''': Conspiracy to cause an affray, going equipped to commit a crime, threatening behaviour, loitering with intent, [[{{Pun}} loitering within tent]], hah, travelling for the purpose of committing a crime, malicious lingering and carrying concealed weapons.\\
'''Carrot:''' I don't think that one --\\
'''Vimes:''' ''I'' can't see 'em.
*** And one count of offensive behaviour to the general on his own side.
** The Elf Queen's lawyers do this to the Nac Mac Feegle in ''Discworld/TheWeeFreeMen'':
-->'''Lawyer''': — including more than two thousand cases of Making an Affray, Causing a Public Nuisance, Being Found Drunk, Being Found Very Drunk, Using Offensive Language (taking into account 97 instances of Using Language That Was Probably Offensive If Anyone Could Understand It), Committing a Breach of the Peace, Malicious Lingering, Grand Theft, Petty Theft, Burglary, Housebreaking, Loitering With Intent to Commit a Felony —
* Dante's ''[[Literature/TheDivineComedy Inferno]]'' keeps track of transgressions, with Hell being divided into subsections for specific crimes.
* ''Ecclesiastical History of the English People'', Book 5, Chapter 13 - an example of this trope being OlderThanPrint. Two beautiful youths gave the king a small white book containing a list of good deeds performed. Then, evil spirits came and gave a large black book containing a list of transgressions. The evil spirits asked the youths why they were here, since he clearly belonged to the spirits of evil.
* Platime, head of a country's [[ThievesGuild criminal underworld]] in ''Literature/TheElenium'', delivers his own list of transgressions to his queen -- while negotiating a blanket pardon in exchange for [[RecruitingTheCriminal his loyal service]].
--> '''Platime:''' Nothing worth mentioning, your Majesty... There were a few incidental murders, assorted thefts, robberies, extortions, burglaries, arsons, smuggling, highway robbery, cattle rustling, pillaging a couple of monasteries, operating unlicensed brothels--that sort of thing...\\
'''Queen Ehlana:''' Is there any crime you ''haven't'' committed?\\
'''Platime:''' Barratry, I think... Also, I've never had [[BestialityIsDepraved carnal knowledge of an animal]], I've never practiced [[BlackMagic witchcraft]], and I've never committed [[TheQuisling treason]].\\
'''Ehlana:''' Those are the more really serious ones, I suppose.
* The Creator/NeilGaiman short story "Other People" from ''Fragile Things'' is centered on the premise of hell being basically this, only instead of simply being read the list, every single sin is brought forth and purged from the individual via ColdBloodedTorture.
* Literature/TheBible mentions in its last book Revelation that there will be a great judgment of the entire human race conducted by God Himself. It states simply that those who have accepted Jesus will enter God's kingdom as their transgressions have been pardoned by Jesus on their behalf, and those who have not accepted Jesus will not receive this pardon and all of their long list of sins will be held against them.
* In ''Literature/AClockworkOrange'', Alex’s list is so long the policeman in charge of writing it down is completely pale by the time he’s finished.
* In ''Literature/RallyRoundTheFlagBoys'', Opie Dalmrymple, for his part in provoking the Fourth of July melee, is threatened with court-martial for violations of "several Articles of War, several local ordinances of Putnam's Landing, and possibly the Kellogg-Briand Pact."

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''Radio/OurMissBrooks'': In "Spare That Rod!", Mr. Conklin is tricked into believing he's about to be fired for being "flagrantly dictatorial" in his [[DeanBitterman administration of Madison High School]]. As a result, he requests Miss Brooks, Mr. Boynton, Walter Denton and Stretch Snodgrass provide him with a list of his transgressions:
-->'''Mr. Conklin''': Now, if you will read me your bill of particulars considering my various infamies . . .
-->'''Mr. Boynton''': We're all going to read some of it, Mr. Conklin. Will you begin Miss Brooks?
-->'''Miss Brooks''': Thank you, Mr. Boynton. Whereas I, Osgood Conklin, Principal of Madison High School, desiring to improve relations between myself, the faculty, and the student body . . . your turn, Walter.
-->'''Walter Denton''': Ahem. Do promise to keep the following ever before me as a reminder of past sins of which I am heartily ashamed.
-->'''Stretch Snodgrass''': Which I ain't never gonna repeat no more.
-->'''Mr. Conklin''': Splendid. Splendid. Please continue.
-->'''Miss Brooks''': Wait until you hear this! I readily admit on many occasions I have acted like a pompous, puffed up, ill tempered, addlepated blowhard.
-->'''Mr. Conklin''': Forgive me, but it seems to me you have omitted maladjusted.
-->'''Miss Brooks''': Please don't interrupt, that's in the next paragraph. Now, where was I?
-->'''Mr. Conklin''': Addlepated blowhard.
-->'''Miss Brooks''': Oh yes. Addlepated blowhard. And on other occasions, I have bellowed like a bull . . .
-->'''Mr. Boynton''': Screamed like an elephant . . .
-->'''Walter Denton''': Hissed like a viper . . .
-->'''Stretch Snodgrass''': Snorted like a buffalo . . .
-->'''Miss Brooks''': And otherwise exhibited the behavior of a maladjusted nincompoop.
-->'''Mr. Conklin''': Oh, oh, oh, there it is!
* Happens in ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' in a preliminary to the court case. It makes George Sr. aware, for the first time, just how deep in trouble he is.
* The health inspector reading the list of violations at ''Series/FawltyTowers''. About halfway through Basil says "Yes... say no more..." but the inspector just ploughs right on until he reaches "... and two dead pigeons in the water tank."
* From ''Series/{{CSINY}}'':
-->'''Mac:''' You're under arrest for the murder of Derek James [and] Lauren Salinas, kidnapping and attempted murder of a crime scene investigator, armed robbery, grand theft auto, assault and battery. But most of all, for pissing me off.
* ''Series/LawAndOrder'' did the same thing with Lennie Briscoe:
-->'''Briscoe:''' I'm trying to decide what to arrest you for - obstruction of justice, harboring a fugitive or just being a general pain in the ass!
** Another episode ends with one; as the crime in question was a subway bombing with multiple victims, the list consists of the jury being asked "on the count of murder in the first degree of ____, how do you find" and answering "guilty" many times.
* One ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' sketch centered on a lawyer representing one of the old cranks that the ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'' gang caught who was accusing the kids of having a criminal record (Lowe played Scooby-Doo, who advocated the "Reath Renalty" for numerous criminals). By the lawyer's account, prior convictions against the kids included 4 counts of [[YouMeddlingKids meddling]], 12 counts of meddling in the second degree, two counts of [[NoodleIncident vehicular]] meddling, [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow meddling]] across state lines, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers sodomy]]. Though the last one, it turns out, was just misread and was actually just "meddling."
* In ''Series/TheBrittasEmpire'', Gordon Brittas has quite [[UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist a long list]] when he turns up in heaven including [[ComedicSociopathy 115 separate acts of manslaughter]], [[DrivenToSuicide cause of 4 suicides]], and [[BreakTheCutie 23 people driven clinically insane]]. They'd been counting up a while before he arrived too, [[spoiler: don't worry, even Heaven recognises the DeathEqualsRedemption trope]].
* This happens in ''Series/StargateSG1'' when Vala is put on trial by the people of a world Qetesh ruled harshly while using Vala as a host. After she is charged with mass murder and mass torture (the first two of seven charges), Vala and Daniel interject that Qetesh did those things, not Vala. Played for laughs and drama when the modified list of charges (only four now) which only includes crimes Vala perpetrated after she was released from Qetesh starts with "planetary-wide forced labor". She considers it for a second, before deciding it's a fair charge.
* This is how every episode of ''Series/TheIncreasinglyPoorDecisionsOfToddMargaret'' begins, with a British judge reading legal charges against the titular character, leading into a HowWeGotHere plot.
* ''Series/TokusouSentaiDekaranger'', and its American counterpart ''Series/PowerRangersSPD'', go into this whenever "Judgment Time" takes place.
* The premise of ''Series/MyNameIsEarl'' is Earl's attempts to undo or make up for just such a list.
* Vogler in ''Series/{{House}}'' rattles off House's.
-->"A man is the sum of his actions. Here are a few of Dr. House’s. He violated a DNR and was charged with assault. He brought a termite into the OR and spat on a surgeon. He accepted a Corvette from a patient who was a known member of the New Jersey mafia... He is a drug addict who flaunts his addiction and refuses to get treatment. He is a disgrace and an embarrassment to this hospital. I’d go on, but it gets kinda mean."
* Inverted in a ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' episode. Kirk takes the stand in a trial, and the computer begins to read his long service record and awards. The prosecuter wants to shut it off, but the defense argues that it's relevant.
* Captain Sisko does this to himself at the end of the ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'' episode "In the Pale Moonlight." It's actually a short list, but the transgressions are real doozies for a Starfleet officer.
--> "So...I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all...I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again...I would."
* In the episode [[Recap/SupernaturalS02E19FolsomPrisonBlues "Folsom Prison Blues" (S02, Ep19)]] of ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', Agent Reidy lists Dean's criminal charges from at least 5 different states.

* During live shows early in their career, Music/{{Disturbed}} would have an Music/AliceCooper[=-=]like on-stage execution of their "madman" lead singer for concert openings. He struggles like an animal, strapped into an electric chair, while a chilling voice reads out his absurdly long and unreal list of crimes.

[[folder: Docket 1031373 ]]
[[note]]Draiman's birthday (March 13, 1973)[[/note]] [[/folder]]

[[folder: in the case of the United States versus David Michael Draiman. ]]

[[folder: The defendant has been found guilty of the following crimes: ]]

[[folder: 38 counts of murder; Forced entry; 24 counts of statutory rape; 13 counts of sodomy; 12 counts of aggravated assault; 10 counts of theft of private property; and one count of treason against the government of the United States of America. ]]

[[folder: Because of the violent and overall [[Title Drop disturbing ]]
nature of these crimes, the defendant is hereby sentenced to death by electrocution]]\\

[[folder: May God have mercy upon your soul. ]]

* Big Audio Dynamite's song "Medicine Show" samples the listing of Tuco's offenses from the film ''The Good, the Bad and the Ugly''.

* ''Pinball/CactusCanyon'' has a variation; the sides of the backbox include an extensive list of the various crimes that the player (as sheriff) must enforce.
-->''Make arrests for the following offenses: murder, manslaughter, assault, assault of a horse, robbery, hooliganism, willfully and maliciously placing objects on a railroad track, chewing gum in church, insulting the fine and God-fear'n women of Cactus Canyon (with the exception of a certain Saloon Gal who shall remain nameless), loitering, drunk and disorderly, public display of affection (livestock not included), spitting, possession of "loco-weed," flirting with Mayor Cheetum's wife, train robbery, claim-jumping, and carrying a concealed cannon in town.''

* In the first episode of ''Radio/OldHarrysGame'', Thomas demands to know why he's been put in Hell. At first, {{Satan}} can't find the list and thinks he's made a mistake, but he soon finds Thomas's list - and it's pages long.

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* The Dwarves of ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}'' have a Book of Grudges.
* A priest/lawyer addressing the famous Rogue-Mage Raz in a trial:
-->'''Inquisitor:''' You...are the worst of all... Your crimes are the stuff of nightmares to all decent folk and just ways! YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION UPON LIFE AND DECENCY!!! VANDALISM, BANDITRY, SPYING, PIRACY, ABDUCTION, ILLEGAL USE OF MAGICAL ENERGIES, LOITERING, RESISTING ARREST, and worst of all.... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking tax evasion]]. WHAT HAVE YOU TO SAY FOR YOUR HERESY?
* This is what Lord Soth had to put up with during his time as TheUndead on [[Literature/{{Dragonlance}} Krynn]]: a list provided by ghosts. When he went to TabletopGame/{{Ravenloft}}, his punishment was to listen to them repeated improperly, which is apparently worse.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''VideoGame/TheFeebleFiles'' (aka ''Floyd''), the game menu will track your progress by providing a list of crimes committed so far. Since the game setting is a dystopian parody, the list grows long quite quickly.
* Guybrush in ''VideoGame/MonkeyIsland2LeChucksRevenge'' has one of these in a WantedPoster, which keeps growing in size as the game progresses.
* ''VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends'' own little lawbreaker, Jinx, has quite the interesting list of transgressions. As seen on her wanted poster:
--> Murder, [[ForTheEvulz Unprovoked Assault]], Disturbing the Peace, [[{{Stripperiffic}} Public Indecency]], Murder Again, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Unauthorized Property Recoloration]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Unflattering Impersonation]] [[IShallTauntYou of an]] [[ArchEnemy Officer]], [[StuffBlowingUp Reckless]] [[MadBomber Hexplosive]] [[BombThrowingAnarchists Detonation]], Destruction of the Peace, [[EvilIsPetty Really Petty]][[PokeThePoodle Larceny]], [[{{BFG}} Exorbiant Weapon Size]], [[RuleOfThree Some More Murders]], Inciting Mass Hysteria, Making Fun of the Peace, [[JaywalkingWillRuinYourLife Aggravated Jaywalking]], [[UnreliableNarrator Forging of]] [[ShamelessSelfPromoter Official Wanted Posters]].

* One occurs in ''Webcomic/{{Fanboys}}''. Which is also an InsultBackfire and/or ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne... unless all those crimes took place on the same day.
* ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'' has this in purgatory, except the list is a menu. The dead must ''eat'' all their sins before they can move on to their final rest. It takes a very long time, because there's only [[TheGrimReaper one waiter]].
* ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' in [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0329.html this strip]]:
--> '''Obi-Wan:''' Let's see... You stole the plans for a symbol of peace. You're allied with (a) a known megalomaniacal warlord and (b) a criminal sociopath. You have not one, but two, armies at your disposal. You've captured me — unfairly — and are holding me with no means of escape. And you're [[EvilGloating monologuing]].
* In ''Little Dee'', Vachel engages in a hip-hop battle with one of his former Furtovian Library colleagues who, in his rap, lists Vachel's on-the-job misdeeds:
--> You read the books / With sticky feathers, / Left books out / In stormy weathers! / Ordered books of lower caliber, / You truly are a sallow shallow bird! / We found your underlines in [[Creator/JohnMilton Milton]], / We found you loaned / The books to children!
* ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob:'' At the trial of Fructose Riboflavin--
--> "...And so, thou art called before this court on charges of high treason, murder, assault, theft, tax evasion, destruction of public property, destruction of private property, fraud, persiflage, littering, graphic blandishment, jaywalking, kaywalking, spitting..."
* An early ''Webcomic/BrunoTheBandit'' strip featured a list which took the [[http://www.brunothebandit.com/d/19980904.html entire day]] to recite, and then some.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Skullkickers}}'', when [[spoiler:Shorty]] briefly dies, the guardian of the underworld produces a scroll that stretches past the page border, and does not list individual crimes but the amount of each crime committed. It starts with 635 armed killings, and ends 76 minutes later, with one [[spoiler: dwarven crown]] lost.
* In [[http://www.housepetscomic.com/2014/08/29/asking-nicely/ this]] ''Webcomic/{{Housepets}}'' strip, Spirit Dragon asks of both her mortal realm representatives what she had done to harm them. The first one replies in a way suggesting that there's a LongList of harm done, and the second has a list of harmful acts that's apparently so long that it's been compiled into a rather thick notebook labeled "Grievances".
* In ''Webcomic/{{Precocious}}'' at the [http://www.precociouscomic.com/archive/comic/2013/02/28 conclusion]] of the "Poppinstock Fundraiser" arc the principal rattled off a five-panel WallOfText detailing the incidents perpetrated by the kids at the fair.
--> ''They broke a boy. We had several riots. Booths were wrecked... Fines and citations are still rolling in. The EPA voiced concerns about the school's radiation levels... While I lack proof I believe there was a homemade bomb crafting workshop operating under the announcer's booth. And, despite all warnings, some are trying to sue us.''

[[folder:Web Original]]
* The WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum are required to read the list of charges to the various {{Mary Sue}}s they terminate. [=PPCers=] often start out the chargelist with things like grammar and spelling errors, move on to bigger charges like "disrupting the fabric of reality", and end with things like "having a stupid name", "pissing off PPC agents", etc.
* In ''Roleplay/OpenBlue'', the [[TheFederation Axifloan Coalition]] lists various crimes that various Pirate Lords and ladies are wanted for. While some have pretty serious lists throughout, others... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking not so much]]. Pirate Lady Lucille Prideux's (from v4) list ends with "Theft in general" while Captain Van Wijk's ends with "Blasphemy" (which is pretty light compared to his other crimes). The real cake takers, however, are Captain Garth (v4), with "Unlicensed operation of a menagerie", and Captain Ingrid (v4), with "Insulting Admiral Flota Vladimir Ilyavich Tokarev, '''HERO OF THE TRIBES'''".
* [[http://endling.deviantart.com/art/Rex-the-D-A-W-G-89045011 Rex's rapsheet]] starts out strong. Murder. Torture. Arson. Domestic violence. Brutal assault. Treason. Smuggling. Piracy. Kidnapping. Espionage. ''Drunken'' espionage. Aggravated Mischief. Cattle forgery. Forgerous brutality. Brutal Drunkenness. Moving violations, kittennapping, littering, chain pulling... you get the idea; The number of silly crimes outstrips the serious ones, and "Drunken {something}" recurs often.
* Before killing his victim, the Confessor from the ''Roleplay/GlobalGuardiansPBEMUniverse'' recites a list of his victim's sins. He plucks this information from their own minds telepathically.
* Used for Comedy in WebVideo/{{Manwhores}} when Randy is listing reasons for why Greg has ruined their lives, in that none of the crimes are actually Greg's fault--or crimes.
* In ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', the trope is PlayedForDrama in [[http://parahumans.wordpress.com/2011/11/15/hive-5-4/ Hive 5.4]], at the meeting to discuss the bullying of Taylor by Emma, Madison, and Sophia.
-->'''Taylor''' [''referring to the stack of papers she brought'']: Six vicious emails, Sophia pushed me down the stairs when I was near the bottom, making me drop my books, tripped and shoved me no less than three times during gym, and threw my clothes at me while I was in the shower after gym class had ended, getting them wet. I had to wear my gym clothes for the rest of the morning. In biology, Madison used every excuse she could to use the pencil sharpener or talk to the teacher, and each time she passed my desk, she pushed everything I had on my desk to the floor. I was watching for it the third time, and covered my stuff when she approached, so on the fourth trip, she emptied the pencil sharpener into one of her hands and dumped the shavings onto my head and desk as she walked by. All three of them cornered me after school had ended and took my backpack from me, throwing it in the garbage.\\
'''Principal''' [''making a sympathetic face'']: I see. Not very pleasant, is it?\\
'''Taylor:''' That's September eighth. My first day back at school, last semester. September ninth--\\
'''Principal:''' Excuse me, sorry. How many entries do you have?\\
'''Taylor:''' One for pretty much every school day starting last semester. Sorry, I only decided to keep track last summer. ''September ninth''...
** Later, in [[http://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/05/07/cell-22-2/ Cell 22.2]], Taylor receives this from the other end, discussing the charges laid against her by the PRT with her lawyer, including ''several hundred'' counts of assault and battery each with a parahuman ability, domestic terrorism using a parahuman ability, robbery with a parahuman ability, assaulting a law enforcement officer with a parahuman ability, [[spoiler: kidnapping with a parahuman ability, complicity to manslaughter, and ''treason.'']] She is surprisingly unaffected by this recitation.
* ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'': In Franchise/RoboCop vs Franchise/{{Terminator}}, [=RoboCop=] lists the Terminator's crimes ''while setting him on fire'' as, "Property damage, Resisting arrest, Assaulting an officer, ''murder''... your hot streak ends ''here''."

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In an episode of the ''[[WesternAnimation/WoodyWoodpecker New Woody Woodpecker Show]]'', Woody finds out his nemesis Buzz Buzzard's long list of offenses to the law, which includes "unlawful toenail clipping". But there's more: Upon seeing this, Woody immediately calls the police on the phone and starts listing Buzz's offenses, to which the cop pays no mind whatsoever. Only when he mentions: "But Officer, he parked in a [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking no-parking zone]]!" do the cops decide to flock in on Buzz and arrest him (he was trying to escape in Woody's stalled car).
* The election episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'' [[DoubleSubversion doubly subverts]] it. Ms. Fowl lists off the candidates' transgressions as "Bribery, blackmail, and murder", then corrects herself that the last wasn't actually murder, but operating a zeppelin on school property without a permit.
* Many Western-themed ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' shorts had wanted posters with the outlaw's offenses listed as "bank robbery, cattle rustling, and square-dance calling." Adding to that, another poster listed the Third Crime as square dancing in a roundhouse.
** WesternAnimation/BugsBunny even got this once. In "Fresh Hare", Elmer (as one of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police) tries to arrest Bugs, listing his crimes as follows: "Resisting an officer, assault and battery, trespassing, disturbing the peace, miscellaneous misdemeanors, public nuisance, traffic violations, going through a boulevard stop, jaywalking, triple parking, conduct unbecoming to a rabbit, [and] violating traffic regulations". (This cartoon has some controversial scenes, and is rarely seen nowadays, and tends to be edited a lot when it is; at least one edit has the blackface finale blurred to cover the offending faces).
* ''WesternAnimation/BountyHamster''. "You stand accused of breaking the Prime Directive, 16,000 speed limits, and a really nice vase!"
** On another occasion a bounty hunter arrests a criminal wanted for "12 robberies, 300 counts of dangerous flying, and dropping an ice cream truck into an active volcano".
* The ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'' episode "Bus the Two of Us" is about Bloo taking Mac for a joyride without Frankie's knowledge. Unfortunately, Frankie sees the multiple police cars that followed them home. Over the end credits, she delivers her fury unto him with the following list of all the crimes he committed in the day:
--> "Driving without a license, lying on a job application, destruction of private property, destruction of ''public'' property, illegal use of [[NauseaFuel toilet plungers]], ''and'' calling me a [[HollywoodPudgy heifer]]! I mean, '''HONESTLY''', Bloo, what do you have to say for yourself?!!
* ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'' had "The Final Judgment of Beavis", in which St. Peter reads Beavis a list of his sins.
-->'''St. Peter:''' When you were 4, you mutilated an action figure in a most disturbing manner.
-->'''Beavis:''' Oh yeah, heh heh, that was cool.
-->'''St. Peter:''' No... that sucked. Then, when you were 5, you and your friend Butt-Head passed out chocolate laxatives in your kindergarten class.
-->'''Beavis:''' Yeah, that was really cool.
-->'''St. Peter:''' No, Beavis, that also sucked.
-->'''Beavis:''' What do you know, asswipe?
-->'''St. Peter:''' I know everything... buttmunch.
* Near the end of the ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' special "Summer Belongs To You", Doofenshmirts is arrested by Major Monogram.
-->'''Monogram:''' Well, there's a list of outstanding violations as long as your arm.
-->'''Doof:''' Ohh, well, [[LampshadeHanging I do have unusually long arms.]]
* In the ''WesternAnimation/PacMan'' cartoon "Nighty Nightmares", Clyde dreams that he is on trial. Pac-Man, as the judge, reads the charges: "Chomping without a license. Chomping ''with'' a license. Chomping, chomping, chomping!"
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
** In "The War of the Simpsons", Marge and Homer attend a marriage retreat in the mountains, and Marge recounts all of Homer's faults, everything from not listening to chewing with his mouth open to blowing his nose into a towel.
-->'''Homer:''' "I only did that a couple of times!"
** Another episode featured Bart going to juvenile court, and the judge (an {{Expy}} of Series/JudgeJudy) reads off a list of all of Bart's transgressions, including ''grand theft auto''. She even has a file cabinet just for him!
* In one ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode, the Robot Devil claims to have a "55-page warrant" with Bender's crimes. He also lists some of them... in song, no less.
** In "The Cyber House Rules", Bender is arrested by Child Services on counts of child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children ''as'' food, and misrepresenting the weight of livestock.
* The Animated ''Series/DoctorWho'' special ''"The Infinite Quest"'' has a [[spoiler:fake]] prison governor deliver a list of The Doctor's known outstanding crimes to Martha.
-->'''Governor:''' Minor traffic violations: 1400 counts. Evading library fine: 250 counts.
-->'''Martha:''' Come on, that's nothing serious.
-->'''Governor:''' Planetary demolition...
-->'''Martha:''' How many counts?
-->'''Governor:''' Seventeen... no, Eighteen.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'': Subverted in the season five premiere, when Archer is informed by an FBI agent that he is under arrest (after having shot another agent.) When Archer asks for the charges, he is told "In addition to the attempted murder of a federal agent? Well, there's gonna be just a whole bunch of charges, but mostly treason."
** Later in the episode, the team decides to rat on each other and the whole testimony is shown in a montage. Each crime is a CallBack to previous episodes:
-->'''Ray''': I said Ms. Archer had an affair with the head of the KGB for, like, 30 years--
-->'''Cheryl''': Yeah, until he got blown up… Which was actually my fault--
-->'''Cyril''': Because she was busy having choke-sex with a murderous cyborg, who then became the new head of the KGB until--
-->'''Krieger''': I built a sexier one out of illegal Soviet parts. And a corpse.
-->'''Pam''': There was ''no shortage'' of dead bodies around ISIS--
-->'''Ray''': One of which belonged to the prime minister of goddamn Italy--
-->'''Cyril''': Oh, Jesus, I forgot about the—
-->'''Cheryl''': Giant pot farm in West Virginia—
-->'''Pam''': And this whole other thing with the Yakuza--
-->'''Ray''': Irish Mob--
-->'''Cheryl''': Piracy--
-->'''Cyril''': White slavery--
-->'''Pam''': No, like, actual piracy, with boats and--
-->'''Cheryl''': I wanna sayyyyy… Burt Reynolds?
-->'''Cyril''': Poaching alligators—
-->'''Ray''': Smuggling Mexicans—
-->'''Krieger''': Defiling a corpse--
-->'''Cyril''': Defiling a different corpse --
-->'''Pam''':Kidnapping the Pope—
-->'''Cheryl''': Faking my own kidnapping! Hah! [{{beat}}] Arson.
-->'''Pam''': Bumfights! You know, like when you pay bums to—
-->'''Cyril''':Destroy an oil pipeline in--
-->'''Cheryl''': Goddammit, I wanna say Burt Reynolds!
-->'''Cyrill''': Turkmenistan?
-->'''Krieger''': Odessa. You know, the ratlines—
-->'''Cheryl''': Where you make it look like a murder-suicide, but—
-->'''Krieger''': Is it murder if they were my own clones? I'm seriously asking.
-->'''Ray''': Oh, because, speaking of sexual assault—
-->'''Pam''': Which time? Because for one of 'em I got a pretty good excuse.
-->'''FBI Agent''': Can I stop you, please?
-->'''Pam''': [[BlackComedyRape That's what he said!]] >''Ahem…''< [[DudeNotFunny Inappropriate. ]]
-->'''Cyril''': Geez, when you just list everything ISIS has done, [[UnderStatement it sounds kind of bad.]]
* Near the end of the ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' episode "The Stanchurian Candidate", Stan gets disqualified from running for mayor of Gravity Falls due to his extensive criminal record.
-->'''Anchorwoman:''' Crimes include shoplifting, teaching bears to drive, a new crime he invented called "burglebezzlement", first-degree llamacide...
-->'''Stan:''' [[HeKnowsTooMuch That llama knew too much]]!
** The rest of the news broadcast is dedicated to listing the rest of Stan's crimes, including "first-degree thermometer theft, pug trafficking, snacks evasion, pickpocketing, woodpecker baiting, impersonating a dentist, general indecency, golf cart theft, bingo fraud, telling jokes that just go on and on, I mean, I have things to do today, really".
-->'''Stan:''' Whew, at least they didn't list any of the ''bad'' ones. On an unrelated topic, I have a lot of cheap pugs and I need to move them fast.
* RickAndMorty: While Rick's exact offenses aren't discernible, the length of the scrolling alien text and the look the guards give each other makes it clear the amount of trouble he's caused. Once Rick's in his cell, he sums it up more succinctly:
-->'''Alien Prisoner''': WhatAreYouInFor
-->'''Rick''': [[AllOfThem Everything.]]


[[folder:Real Life]]
* When [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_I_of_England King Charles I]] was executed, the list of crimes was boringly detailed: "he, ... hath traitorously and maliciously levied war against the present Parliament, and the people therein represented, particularly upon or about the 30th day of June..."
** At his trial, Charles I was found guilty of treason, murder, rapine, burning, spoils, desolation, damage... and mischief. This last one is not really an example of ArsonMurderAndJaywalking since the common law definition of 'mischief' involves destruction of property, which is known today as vandalism. Such definitions lead to the theoretical common law crime of "Malicious mischief and mayhem".
* King Louis XVI was executed on 33 charges, the last of which was "You caused the blood of Frenchmen to flow".
* [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution The Declaration of Independence]] is mostly devoted to enumerating the Crimes of King George III. ([[http://www.usconstitution.net/declar.html The full list is here]].) There's a reason people [[ChorusOnlySong only remember the first paragraph]], which ends: "The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world:..."
-->''5.'' "He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people."
-->''24.'' "He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people."
-->''27.'' "He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages..."
** "...[[Series/TheDailyShow and sometimes pretends he doesn't recognise us at parties]]."
** Note that the list was misaimed: George III cared little of the Colonies until ''after'' the Declaration, the administration of the Colonies was being done by ''the Parliament'', and, in fact, had been instrumental in repealing some of the taxes hated by the colonials. In fact the crisis that ended with the American Revolution started because the Colonials had requested for either sending their own representatives in the Parliament of the Great Britain or their Representative Houses to become local parliaments (whichever the Parliament found more convenient to allow them their constitutional right of not being taxed without representation) only for the Parliament to reply they were already automatically represented by the House of Commons (in which the colonials had ''no'' representatives). Had George III been more interested in the Colonies, the Revolution would have not happened. Then again, point 1, 13 and 28 deal exactly with that...
* There's a Christian inspirational story about a man who dreams he's in a room where every wall is a filing cabinet and every cabinet is full of index cards recording each of [[YouBastard his sins]].
* The Cluny abbey foundation charter of 910 threatens anyone who messes with the place with having their name taken out of the Book of Life, getting limbs chewed off by vermin, experiencing the torments of hell while still alive (as a torture-buddy of Judas), etc. Also they've got to pay a hundred pounds of gold.
* Some religions (Islam being one) believe that two angels/spirits/what-have-you record all a person's good and bad deeds throughout their lives. When someone dies, the lists get read off to whatever deity does the judging.
* Emile Zola's historic denunciation ''J'accuse'' charges pretty much everyone from the President on down with the antisemitic Dreyfus affair.
-->But this letter is long, Mr. President, and it is time to conclude.\\
I accuse Major Du Paty de Clam as the diabolic workman of the miscarriage of justice, without knowing, I have wanted to believe it, and of then defending his harmful work, for three years, by the guiltiest and most absurd of machinations.\\
I accuse the three handwriting experts, sirs Belhomme, Varinard and Couard, of submitting untrue and fraudulent reports, unless a medical examination declares them to be affected by a disease of sight and judgment.\\
I accuse the offices of the war of carrying out an abominable press campaign, particularly in the Flash and the Echo of Paris, to mislead the public and cover their fault.\\
Finally, I accuse the first council of war of violating the law by condemning a defendant with unrevealed evidence, and I accuse the second council of war of covering up this illegality, by order, by committing in his turn the legal crime of knowingly discharging the culprit.\\\
I have only one passion, that of the light, in the name of humanity which has suffered so and is entitled to happiness. My ignited protest is nothing more than the cry of my heart. That one thus dares to translate for me into court bases and that the investigation takes place at the great day!\\
I am waiting.
* [[http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2014/09/priest-found-guilty-of-raping-dozens-of-children-and-a-sled-dog/ A defrocked priest in Canada was found guilty of raping dozens of children and a sled dog.]] Because the 31 charges of sexual offenses against children weren't enough, you have to throw in [[BestialityIsDepraved the dog too]].