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-> ''"Terrible, isn't it? On a scale of one to ten, ten being the most revolting and one being almost edible, I believe that rating this recipe would require the use of exponents."''
--> '''Invidia''', ''[[Literature/CodexAlera First Lord's Fury]]'', on the Vord Queen's cooking.

Some people cannot cook. They burn breakfast so bad that you lose your lunch preemptively. When they cook dinner, you can only think of [[IncrediblyLamePun dessert-ing]]. Sometimes, if you're lucky, they can cook something that can be charitably described as "food."

Sometimes their food merely tastes bad. However, it has also been known to cause nausea, vomiting or hospitalization. If you're particularly unlucky, it can cause, [[ScrewballSerum well, just about anything.]] If dinner eats you, you're probably in a lethal chef's kitchen.

As you may have guessed, this is usually a comedy trope. In eastern media, most examples are female, but there are a ton of male examples in western media, probably tying in to the assumption that MenCantKeepHouse.

There are a number of common variants. Sometimes someone is forced to stomach the lethal chef's food to avoid hurting their feelings. Sometimes they refuse to admit that they can't cook, despite mountains of evidence. And sometimes, if you're particularly lucky, their food merely looks bad, and tastes perfectly fine.

Lethal Chefs may be employees of a LethalEatery, and quite often can be found fixing up a stew of MysteryMeat.

Compare the CordonBleughChef who can cook just fine, but often gets too creative, the OneNoteCook who can ace one dish, but otherwise falls into this trope, and the EvilChef who just likes to see you suffer. See also LethallyStupid when the character is so dumb it would be dangerous to let him cook. Contrast the SupremeChef, who is the exact opposite of this trope, and the ChefOfIron, who can be either bad or good but is lethal outside of their cooking.

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!!Sub-pages and examples:
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* LethalChef/AnimeAndManga
* LethalChef/ComicBooks
* LethalChef/{{Literature}}
* LethalChef/LiveActionTV
* LethalChef/VideoGames
* LethalChef/WebComics
* LethalChef/WesternAnimation
* LethalChef/RealLife
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[[folder:Advertisement]]
* In a commercial for Pokemon cereal, a mom attempts to cook her kids breakfast based on Pokemon characters. Unfortunately, in the process of doing so, she ended up burning the food.
%%* The Alka Seltzer commercial a mans wife enjoys cooking more than his stomach can handle!
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[[folder:Fanfiction]]
* ''FanFic/RosarioVampireBrightestDarkness'':
** In cooking class, Rason Miyamosa often sets his pots on fire. In Act II chapter 4, his attempt at making spaghetti and meatballs results in a giant green blob that actually appears to be ''moving''.
-->'''Kurumu''': So... can I try it?\\
'''Rason''': I wouldn't if I were you.
** Yukari's cooking also leaves something to be desired. For example, in Act IV chapter 34, her attempt at cooking stew results in a BlobMonster that can shoot HollywoodAcid.
-->'''Luna''': Your cooking's going to kill Ahakon if it doesn't kill us first!
* [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/244127/chapters/377214 This]] Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} fanfic describes Dave as one, to the point where his [[InventoryManagementPuzzle sylladex]] refuses to acknowledge his creation as "spaghetti", or "pasta", or even "food". It takes him and John only a few bites to decide it was right.
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash]] in {{Fanfic/Assumptions}} isn't on the level of killing ponies yet, but she did manage to [[BeyondTheImpossible burn tea]] and insist Caramel still try it.
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Derpy Hooves]] isn't much better in FanFic/WereGonnaGetThereSoon. PlayedForDrama when she's tasked with bringing snacks for the next Weather Team meeting, and she promises herself she'll prove to them that she's able to complete a task without it ending in disaster. She's on the verge of tears after several attempts result in flaming muffins, muffins that are simultaneously undercooked and overcooked, and turning the kitchen into a disaster area that gave Thunderlane's mother an aneurysm.
* ''Fanfic/TheWorstBakersInEquestria'' is about a lethal chef competition started by someone who earned her cutie mark in bad baking. The cooks are so bad that they make biscuits that explode, somehow attract a bear, manage to swap a major ingredient with a [[BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce sauce made of near-pure rainbow extract]], which probably wasn't in the ingredients to begin with, put a taster in a coma for a year, have eggs [[MillionToOneChance somehow turn out to have live chicks in them]], make food that went straight back around to being utterly perfect, and the reigning champion, Rainbow Dash, somehow managed to create blueberry muffins, ''while trying to make cookies''. Supervised. Nothing went wrong during baking process, and ''blueberries were not an ingredient''.
* In TheEmiyaClan, Kiritsugu Jr manages not only to make food that you can't eat, but also to make food that eats ''you''. Whatever he cooks somehow comes to life as some kind of EldritchAbomination. This includes (but isn't limited to): Sliced cucumbers becoming tentacle beasts, boiled water becoming flaming water spirits, roasted chicken turning into an undead monstrosity that is almost impossible to kill, and fried bacon becoming sentient, escaping into the basement, building an underground civilization based on the worship of his daughter, and vowing vengeance on the surface world.
** His sister Chiyo also cooks notoriously badly, but while her food might taste so bad it almost kills you, it's so healthy you feel like a million bucks afterwards.
* Vili in FanFic/TheTaintedGrimoire put poison in the meal she cooked for Luso, Crow, Hurdy, Kanin and Adelle when she mistakenly thought it was just seasoning.
* In the Fanfiction story Percy Jackson Olympus Divided, Thalia Grace is said to be this, with comments suggesting her oatmeal was bad enough to put Artemis, a goddess, in the hospital. When she ate her own pancakes...she ended up in the hospital.
* In the former series Naruto Alternate Dimension, Tayuya is described to be this, ending up turning a cheesecake into something from an alien movie that had to be buried in cement, her attempts at muffins ended up breaking holes through solid stone and randomly set things on fire just trying to make cereal. Tenten is also described to be a bad cook, blowing up a microwave at least once.
* In Fanfic/MoreThanHuman, [[PowerpuffGirls Blossom]] is such a disaster waiting to happen around cooking that Buttercup declares that there is a 15-foot perimeter around the grill that is a "No Blossom" zone. One ruined batch of hamburgers later, Blossom reluctantly complies with her sister's mandate.
* Rainbow Dash is revealed to be one in ''FanFic/{{Magnetism}}'', managing, like Sweetie Belle in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' example, to liquify burnt toast. Fluttershy almost eats it to make her friend feel better, but Angel tosses it out the nearest window.
* [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Ash Ketchum]] of Fanfic/LatiasJourney is such a horrible chef that he lit water [[IncendiaryExponent on fire]]. Not burned, but actually ''on fire''.
* In [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2272947/ Ronin-ai's]] ''FinalFantasyVIII'' universe, Irvine Kinneas is this, so much so that Squall Leonheart learned to be a very good cook in "self-defense".
* Lind in Fanfic/AhArchfall has terrible cooking skills, possibly linked to her lack of magic.
* In ''FanFic/TheNonBronyverse'', TD is a terrible chef, whose skills are on a par with Sweetie Belle's, as Rarity is unfortunate enough to experience first hand.
* ''FanFic/LegendaryGenesis'' has Chef Muk, who's supposedly an exceptional cook in spite of her unsanitary habits. According to Dion, everybody at Arcanine's Academy has developed an immunity to her cooking.
* [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Suki]] in ''FanFic/TheStalkingZukoSeries'' has food that tastes like congealed sadness and burned a roast to an inedible crisp. Sokka ate it anyways because he loves her. Justified in that she never had to cook before as the other Kyoshi Warriors did. She gets better in ''Not Stalking Firelord Zuko'' when she makes a dish that's tasteless but edible. [[CharacterDevelopment She's learning.]]
* Averted, but discussed by the main character of ''Fanfic/SleepingWithTheGirls'', who, being a human being from the RealWorld, points out that he isn't bound by the "Conventions" of the fictional universes he's in. As such, his cooking skills fall into neither this nor "Epic Win" status. At the bare minimum, he's shown moderate skill in making omelettes- neither toxic nor blissfully amazing, they're simply normal omelettes.
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[[folder:Folklore]]
* An ancient Chinese story tells of a comatose general being saved from hunger by two beggars. The dish in itself was terrible (consisting of trampled spinach, rotten beancurd and unpotable water), but he didn't notice because he was semi-conscious, instead thinking it delicious. When he became emperor, he ordered said beggars to present said meal to his ministers. Afraid to lose face, they all gulped it down. The Emperor, realizing how horrible the dish was, still drank it all. The two beggars ended up rich.
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[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}'', Linguini, before meeting Remy, makes a soup so bad that when he tastes it he pukes and Remy nearly does too when he sniffs it. Yes. His food is so bad that not even the ''rats'' will eat it.
* The standard food in the colony in ''WesternAnimation/TitanAE'': "I'd just like them to kill my food before they serve it to me. I do an honest day's work, I want already-dead food."
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheLastUnicorn'' Cully's gang laments about Molly's cooking.
--> "Rat soup!"
--> "For the third night!"
--> "At least you could have used a different rat!"
* ''Film/HowToTrainYourDragon'''s Astrid in the ChristmasEpisode ''Gift of the Night Fury''. Her idea of Yak Nog will ''probably'' not last as a [[YouMeanXmas Snoggletog]] tradition.
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[[folder:Films -- Live Action]]
* Roger Murtaugh's wife from the ''Film/LethalWeapon'' series is not known to be skilled in the kitchen, as evidenced by the following exchange:
-->'''Murtaugh''': What the hell, thin's my middle name.
-->'''Riggs''': Your wife's cooking, I'm not surprised.
-->[fires his gun several more times]
-->'''Murtaugh''': What? What?
-->'''Riggs''': Nothin'.
-->'''Murtaugh''': Remarks like that will not get you invited to Christmas dinner.
-->'''Riggs''': My luck's changing for the better every day.
* Lane Meyer's mother Jenny (played by Kim Darby) from the 1985 John Cusack film ''BetterOffDead''. In one scene Jenny is shown cooking a pot full of ''something'' emitting a suspicious mist from which tentacles wave, and in another, one of her dishes actually crawls off of Lane's plate when he pokes it with a fork. Even her "ordinary" meals are somewhat ... ''skewed'', as evidenced by the "French-themed" dinner she makes for a French exchange student -- consisting entirely of foods with the word "French" in their names, like French dressing and French toast.
-->"It's got raisins in it... you ''like'' raisins!"
* The extended edition of ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings The Two Towers]]'' reveals Éowyn to be a terrible cook, who proudly presents Aragorn with a bowl of "soup" containing some limp boiled leaves, one gelatinous dumpling, and a puddle of liquid shimmering with grease. As a royal princess who seems to disdain feminine activities, it makes some sense that her cooking skills are underdeveloped.
* Jack Black's character Nacho from ''NachoLibre'' is like this initially. Once he makes enough money (through his wrestling) to purchase better ingredients, he's capable of making dishes that at least ''look'' appetizing.
* In the first ''Literature/BridgetJones'' book (and movie), Bridget attempts to cook soup from scratch. The recipe says to tie some of the ingredients together with string before putting them in the pot. She uses blue plastic string and turns the soup blue. It's later referred to as String Soup.
* In the ''Blue Collar Comedy Tour'' movie, comedian Ron White tells a joke about how his wife was such a bad cook that [[EvenTheRatsWontTouchIt he tried to feed it to his dog and it started licking its butt]]. His wife asks "What's he doing?" and he goes "It looks like he's trying to get the taste out of his mouth!"
* Isabelle in ''Film/TheDreamers'' cooks for narrator Matthew and her brother Theo. The food is so badly burned that they can't tell the souffle from the ratatouille, and tastes so bad that Matthew can't swallow it. Theo happily goes downstairs and raids the neighbors' garbage for an alternative meal.
* In ''Film/JackFrost1997'' the Sheriff manages to find out the killer snowman is vulnerable to antifreeze after it is exposed to his son's brownies. His son apparently put highly-toxic antifreeze in these brownies because he did not want his father to get cold.
* ''Film/{{Bullshot}}''. [[MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter Rosemary Fenton's]] rock-hard scones are an ongoing joke. When the hero nearly breaks a tooth on one and tries to covertly dispose of the scone, he finds every hiding place in the house already stuffed with scones discarded by previous guests.
* Humphrey of ''CannibalTheMusical'':
-->'''Miller:''' ''(seeing their dinner)'' You son of a bitch, Humphrey.\\
'''Humphrey:''' Come on, you haven't even tried it.\\
'''Miller:''' ''(Miller takes a mouthful)'' You son of a bitch, Humphrey.
* In ''Film/DownPeriscope'', on the submarine ''Stingray'', hyper executive officer Marty Pascal (played masterfully by Rob Schneider) is berating the cook, Buckman, for the ill-kept nature of his kitchen, when he spies an open can.
-->'''Pascal:''' Jesus, Buckman! This stuff's been on the ''Stingray'' since Korea! This can expired in ''1966!!''\\
'''Buckman:''' ''(tastes from the can)'' What's the matter, sir? It still tastes like creamed corn...\\
'''Pascal:''' Except it's '''deviled ham!!'''\\
'''Buckman:''' ... That would be a problem.
* The classic ''Creator/LaurelAndHardy'' short "Saps at Sea" has them cooking breakfast for a thug. But there's no food. So they make a fake, substituting brewed chewing tobacco for coffee, string for spaghetti, red paint for sauce, sponges for meatballs, grated soap for cheese... Unfortunately he finds out and tells them to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AStZ6LLFLkI eat it first]].
* In the first ''Film/CharliesAngels'' film, Creator/LucyLiu's character Alex makes completely inedible muffins. Another Angel throws one at a door, and it almost goes through, getting stuck in it. When one is slammed into a plate, it makes an ominous metallic clunk.
* The lunch cook in ''PrincipalTakesAHoliday'' is shown to make barely-edible food. When the new fake principal decides to try it, he goes to the kitchen in disgust and forces the cook to eat his own food, telling him he'll have to do this from now on. When the real principal shows up, he remarks how things have improved, including the fact that the food is actually pretty decent now.
* In the film version of [[Film/TheATeam The A-Team]], Murdock shows some shades of this. His preparation of steak involves sprinkling cordite on them, and then flipping them over to allow it to flame up. His "special sauce" (containing anti-freeze), induced Bell's Palsy in Face (which Murdock shrugged of as "only partial paralysis"). What keeps him from being considered a full-on lethal chef is that he has been shown to be really good at the job as well. His curry tapenade is what is used to calm down B.A. after his being drugged and brought on board a ship.
* In the Danish ''Film/{{Pusher}}'' film series, Serbian druglord Milo runs a restaurant as his cover and likes to feed his criminal associates his creations, which are apparently terrible. In the third film, he gives his whole gang food poisoning right when he needs them most, leaving him to his own devices.
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[[folder:Music]]
* Spike Jones' "Pass the Biscuits, Mirandy" is told by a Tennessee mountaineer whose wife is one. At least when it comes to her biscuits.
* "Could kill a man twice after eating a slice of Miss Fogarty's Christmas cake."
* The mess sergeant from Music/TomLehrer's ''"It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier"'':
-->Our old mess sergeant's taste buds had been shot off in the war
-->But his savory collations add to our espirit de corps
-->To thing of all the marvelous ways
-->They're using plastics nowadays
-->It makes a fellow proud to be a soldier.
** Another Lehrer song where this trope made an appearance is "She's My Girl."
--->So though for breakfast she makes coffee that tastes like shampoo,\\
I come home for dinner and get peanut butter stew,\\
Or if I'm in luck,\\
It's broiled hockey puck,\\
But, oh well, what the hell,\\
She's my girl,\\
And I love her.
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[[folder:New Media]]
* ''ILoveBees'': Kamal is a male example. He microwaves a whole raw chicken, cuts it up in exactly equal slices, and in place of Worcestershire sauce and butter uses ketchup and butter-flavored popcorn oil.
* Mentioned in [[http://bash.org/?3581 this]] BashOrg quote.
--> If it reaches the complexity of boiling water, I don't have the attention span.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFdQk-jLhFI&feature=g-u-u&context=G2cb9e67FUAAAAAAAAAA In this video]] the chef almost poisons himself.
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[[folder:Pinball]]
* In ''Pinball/AmericasMostHaunted,'' Julienne Sikes, former cook of the Old Prison, is implied to be one by the epitath on her tombstone.
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[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
%%* Parker in ''Mr Meaty''. This has got to be the reason why the food there is always so terrible.
* The Swedish Chef of ''TheMuppetShow'' is generally a unique example of this (i.e. his cuisine is lethal to him), but he occasionally plays it straight- in one instance he went into cordon bleugh territory and made an onion cake; in another, he provided a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wtG5NI2HLc quite literal example]].
* Ma Gorg in ''Series/FraggleRock'', it seems. In one episode, she makes Junior a peach-and-garlic pie (which is [[BizarreTasteInFood just the way he likes it]], apparently) but when he tries to eat it, it's like rubber, ''literally''. Fortunately, the pie isn't wasted; later, when the Fraggles have to sneak into the Gorg's house, they're able to do so by using it like a trampoline
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[[folder:Radio]]
* In ''TheNavyLark'' Able Seaman "Fatso" Johnson's pies prove to be rather convincing as limpet mines, and less edible.
* ''Radio/TheGoonShow'': Moriarty.
-->'''Grytpype-Thynne:''' (sipping soup) Tell me, Moriarty...what is this foul but economical recipe?\\
'''Moriarty:''' It's a family secret!\\
'''Grytpype-Thynne:''' Why?\\
'''Moriarty:''' They died after the first mouthful. It was terrible! [[ItsAllAboutMe I had to do all the washing up myself!]]
* In ''Radio/CabinPressure'', Arthur consistently fails to cook edible food. At one point, he spectacularly fails at reheating frozen food. Unfortunately for everyone, he's usually the cook.
* Radio/RidersRadioTheater: Sidemeat's biscuits are the hardest substance known to man.
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
%%* Squee, from ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''. See the cards [[http://magiccards.info/tp/en/142.html Recycle]] and [[http://magiccards.info/ex/en/133.html Medicine Bag]].
* In Entropy Inc's ''StarWars'' campaign, the title crew stole/refurbished a cooking droid. Unfortunately, everything it made tasted like bantha burger.
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[[folder:Theater]]
* In ''Theatre/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet'', we first meet Mrs. Lovett while she's telling Sweeney (and us) how awful her meat pies are ("The Worst Pies in London"). The song "God, That's Good!" subverts this trope, as it suggests that Mrs. Lovett is actually a pretty good cook, she just needs to buy high-quality ingredients ([[spoiler: such as with the money taken from Pirelli's corpse]]).
* The entire plot of ''Theatre/{{Nunsense}}'' is set into motion in the aftermath of Sister Julia, Child of God, having killed all but five of the Little Sisters of Hoboken with a tainted batch of vichyssoise soup.
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[[folder:VisualNovels]]
* Presumably out of amusement, Riko in ''VisualNovel/AProfile'' occasionally makes completely inedible lunches for Masayuki. She's a perfectly competent cook, she just does it for fun.
* Some examples from ''VisualNovel/{{Clannad}}'':
** Ryou's cooking made a piglet keel over after one bite.
** Sanae's bread is rather dangerous, though her regular cooking is quite delicious. It tends to glow in bright, ominous colors. [[BerserkButton It's also a bit of a sore subject for her.]]
** The anime actually managed to combine Sanae's bread with Ayu's special jam listed below. The result was truly something to behold.
* Ayu in ''VisualNovel/{{Kanon}}'' was a terrible baker early on. She's quickly instructed in decent baking by Akiko in the absence of any real SupremeChef, YamatoNadeshiko etc character. That being said, before she improved, Ayu managed to burn rice and turn eggs into what seem to be solid lumps of charcoal. The cookies were so inedible that he couldn't even eat them to be polite as his teeth couldn't break them! Her special jam, however, is never edible.
* Hisui from ''{{Tsukihime}}'' cooks so badly it's considered poison if anyone but her eats it. For various reasons, no one but Ciel is willing to tell her how bad she is.
* ''SengokuRance'' gives you Kouhime, whose dango is actually praised by a ninja... as a ''great assassination tool''. And she made said dango ''under the guidance'' of the ninja, who is a SupremeChef.
* While she can make [[TrademarkFavoriteFood rice]] just fine, ''anything'' else Minori from ''BrassRestoration'' tries to cook falls squarely in the lethal category.
* Both Jason and Melissa in the beginning of the visual novel ''{{Songs of Araiah}}''. In Melissa's case, she's been eating her own horrible cooking for so long that she enjoys Jason's cooking, which would be lethal cooking by anybody else's standards. Both improve their skills to a degree by the end of the game.
* Yukino from ''{{My Girlfriend is the President}}'', to the point where when she tries to make a bento for the player character, it's covered in censor mosaics.
* Yuuka in ''{{Never7}}''. Her attempt to make ''toast'' ends up producing a horribly burnt mess with an even more horrible spread.
* Elis in ''{{Canvas 2}}'' is apparently completely unaware that she's a horrible cook.
* Uruka and Aselia in ''EienNoAselia'' have a little too much confidence for people who have never cooked before. Aselia at least makes an effort to start learning to cook properly after this.
* Corti in ''VisualNovel/ShinkyokuSoukaiPolyphonica'' only once tried to make her [[TrademarkFavoriteFood favorite dish - fried eggs sandwich]]. It was once more than wanted.
* ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo'':
** Akira is said to often have "blow(n herself) up" while cooking, with her blind younger sister Lilly doing a better job.
** Shizune Hakamichi doesn't even seem to understand the ''theory'' behind the food she cooks. Could be explained by the fact that she's [[TheOjou filthy rich]] and may not have had to ever do much cooking herself, not to mention she tends to order take-out food more than once.
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[[folder:WebOriginal]]
* On SB Nation, the topic Lunch Judgment (where one of the site bloggers asked what the readers ate) frequently attracted [[http://imgur.com/a/dAwfs the unorthodox recipes]] of [[CordonBleughChef Spilly]]. The website eventually added him as [[http://www.sbnation.com/spilly-food-recipes frequently disgust a regular]].
* "Cement pizza? Newbies, please!" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVnXxCa3F-M This well known O Fortuna Misheard Lyrics video]] fits, if accidentally (it has even a deadly cake at the end).
* ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'': [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-and-a-half-j SCP-666-and-a-half-J]] is a crab-stuffed mushroom dish that was given SCP status the day after it was presented. According to the file, it tastes relatively fine, other than an odd taste, but soon enough sets off what can only be called a localized apocalypse on the eater's digestive system.
* In ''[[LetsPlay/TwitchPlaysPokemonEmerald Twitch Plays Pokemon Emerald]]'', the Mob tried their hand at making Pokeblocks. The result were level 10-11 Pokeblocks with 19-23 feel. Higher numbers are worse, and it used to be thought that you couldn't make anything higher than a level ''9'' Pokeblock. To quote Twitch Plays Pokemon's own EpicFail page: "So what we have is a previously incomprehensibly bad tasting Pokeblock that goes down worse than sandpaper embedded with razors." Then, in [[LetsPlay/TwitchPlaysPokemonPlatinum the Platinum run]], they tried to make Poffins, which it turned out they couldn't do. ''Literally'' - they were unable to stir the mixture due to the input format and ended up burning their creations horribly.
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